And stream gonna start soon stream gonna start soon welcome to the stream welcome hello everybody i see there’s a poll going on this that says this stream gonna start soon dang well i hope you voted yes yeah you better change your vote now if you didn’t dang okay one second All right how’s everybody doing today hope everybody’s doing good um so right as i was about to press the button to to take it off the stream gonna start soon page and go to my webcam i heard a um oh no dude i heard a screw fall and i just found it It fell out of my chair this screw just fell out of my chair i hate this chair i did i got this chair on amazon um like a few months ago and it’s been falling apart ever since every part of it is just like shitty and wiggly and just not very comfy I hate this chair and it’s and now a screw has fallen out of it i don’t even know if it’s safe to sit on anymore where did that come from i’m so i know this isn’t the best way to start a stream is trying to diagnose an issue with my chair but You know i’m about to sit in this thing for like two hours while i stream and i don’t oh i think i found where it came from i think i figured it out let’s see all right it came from right here this seems like an integral part of the chair This is one of the screws i believe holding this part on to this part of the chair so let me just see if i can just kind of screw it back in real quick so this is kind of a fun way to start the stream we got a hype train yet or what I should buy a new chair i think chairs are expensive all right i think i i loosely put the screw back in the chair if i fall off my chair in the middle of this stream i’m gonna be so pissed off all right anyway how is everybody doing I hope you guys had a good tuesday and wednesday since the last time i streamed um i guess i’ve kind of had an eventful couple days i got um i don’t know i don’t even know if i should if i should admit this but i got my first speeding ticket yesterday Um i’ve never gotten pulled over before actually i have gotten pulled over once i didn’t get a ticket but i got a speeding ticket yesterday and it was pretty sad I was in in my defense i wasn’t even going that fast i know some okay so and so oh thank you for the subs thank you who just who just did that um i can’t see who gifted this maybe i can anyway i wasn’t even going That fast it’s not like i was like going like 30 over so i wasn’t even going 20 over the speed limit i was going 15 miles per hour over the speed limit it was a um and it was in a 45 i was going 60 and a 45 and everybody drives 60 on that road if you guys know if you guys knew what road i was talking about you’d be like most people go people go faster on that road than that um i think that it’s because it was uh i honestly think it’s because it was 4 20 yesterday and they were trying to get like duis and stuff so the police were pulling over more people than usual anyway i have to figure and then i went on the um i went online because you can pay it online and this is how you go online you just Kind of go like this and uh i went to look up the ticket to pay it right away like as soon as i got home last night after that happened and they it hadn’t updated it yet with like my ticket so i couldn’t even pay it Right away and i just checked yet like a couple hours ago and it’s still not there i can’t pay it yet so i don’t know what to do i don’t know why they would give me a ticket and then not let me pay it oh shoot we got a hype train And we’re already at the end of the hype train dang um yeah a cobb all right there you go they’re probably a fan oh and that’s why i can’t pay the ticket you think they covered it for me the police officer um okay well i might as well do a fit Check while we um since we finished the hype train it’s not a very exciting fit trick oh it’s not a very exciting fit check today honestly but you know we got to do one we got on the nashville shirt and i guess i i guess my sleeve is a little rolled up There there we go nashville shirt and the jeans the classic jeans and are they cuffed today yes they are and i am wearing white socks and i am wearing my slippers that i love so much whoa thank you for all the drips in the chat Um i wonder if i i think i’m going to turn on text-to-speech while i wait for curtis so if anybody sends anything right now i think i should get text-to-speech because i know that i miss a lot sometimes because i’m enthralled in the game Um okay so today yes we are going to be playing minecraft with curtis um what did we do last time we went to the nether and it didn’t go well so maybe we’ll try to go back today we’ve both done some mining off camera off stream so oh is that you No i don’t know me neither well how are you in quite the pickle how are you uh i’m okay you know you can’t uh can’t complain are you did you guys get snow in chicago uh yesterday yeah yeah we got snow like all last night and a little bit this morning and it’s It’s it’s pretty awesome i think i i actually love it a lot well i think i saw on jenna’s story or something it looks like you guys got way more than us ours was just like barely snow it was like it was sleet honestly mostly it’s like a wannabe ass [ __ ] snow Um okay so i was telling i was telling you but i was i was playing a little minecraft earlier today guys and i was just mining in our mine and i actually found diamond oh yeah hold on hold on let’s talk about that hold on i’m gonna get into the game real quick But i have a i have an absolute quarrel with you okay why but i gotta see you face to face in this game to bring it up okay all right where are you i’m in my room all right last stream you said that you had had diamond And then and then you died and so you said you lost all the diamond and i went back twice to go try to find the diamond that you lost and i got killed twice and i lost all my stuff meanwhile the entire chat was was commenting that you didn’t actually have diamond And i didn’t believe them because i was like my friend curtis would not lie about this and then today i saw that you posted your curtis poggers video and i watched it and you didn’t have diamond i was honestly so shocked you i i honestly didn’t think i’d bamboozle you so hard You did you hoodwinked me i think it’s safe to say you got the last lap i uh you gotta vote me out i’m i’m i was being suss but yeah check it check it out diamond pickaxe okay so you actually you actually do have diamonds this time because i can verify it Yeah and i found gold too i found gold and diamonds that were right by each other dang it felt pretty good yeah i got like a bunch of i got some diamond and i also got iron and gold so honestly we might be able to make another trip back to the nether today And uh maybe we could actually get a pop in today and actually get those blaze rods that we need yeah but right now maybe we should go to sleep because that’s it’s night time sure and i another thing i want to do is oh [ __ ] it says there’s Oh wait no okay i can sleep i guess it said there were monsters nearby at first oh um oh yeah wait someone is la someone in the chat just laughed at your uh diamond shovel is that weird to have a diamond shovel it’s only it’s the only other thing i Could make with the amount of diamonds i ate oh i see okay are you in bed it is pretty swag uh i tried to but i’m not allowed to oh there are monsters nearby oh maybe we need to go teach them a lesson yeah like math or something yeah Let’s go teach these [ __ ] biology dude oh curtis let me open the door i bet they’re on the roof nope they’re not also when i was when i was playing earlier today there was we didn’t have a front door anymore oh i see seemed like a creeper sort of exploded it i think Or something oh yeah wait okay what oh so did you rebuild it yeah i did like a little makeshift actually it’s kind of funny that you mention it i think i remember last like when i was on mining i remember like looking out the front door and there was a creeper walking Around out there and i was like oh good thing i’m in here and he’s out he and he’s out there he won’t be able to get me but it seems maybe like right after i logged off uh he did get me that’s probably what happened Oh it’s a spider in the cow pit spider in the cow pit whoa he’s trying to eat our he’s trying to eat our beef not today oh no dude [ __ ] there’s a creeper in the sheet pit no way oh my god what do we do Okay hold on hold on step back for a second step back all of our sheep are gonna die so i last stream that i did on monday um i learned how to kill creepers without them blowing up so what we have to what you do is you just like Hit it oh there’s a creeper over here maybe i can demonstrate on this guy okay so stand back and you hit him and then you walk away and see he just he doesn’t blow up you hit him and you walk away you just try to get far enough away that he doesn’t Blow up and then you hit him and walk away again and eventually you hit him enough times and he just dies i guess my wooden sword is not very good okay yeah there you go so maybe we can just do that to the to the one in the sheet pit do you want To give it a go yeah i’ll try that well i guess okay i’m just uh i don’t know how i can get there now he’s in the corner he’s just like hiding now he’s here to see me i’m one of the sheep okay one little hit at a time oh um No no also whoever just donated uh i did i did get the vod and uh it is i i just posted it on my gaming channel so you can watch it i need my pickaxe dude our our cowhole is done what happened both holes are a disaster Oh did you do the did you do the hidden and walk away method i tried but then i fell in the hole oh dude i’m so sorry oh people are saying we should have used a bow and arrow maybe that uh that definitely makes some sense another underwater skeleton All right so i think our first priority right now should be um if we can ever get to sleep we need to um put like way more torches around our base uh so that it’s nice and light and that way they can’t spawn around here oh okay That guy’s got an enchanted bow i’m going back inside our house dude that’s scary out there jesus christ craft the show all right try getting in bed real quick because it’s letting me go to sleep so it might let you oh yeah okay dude [ __ ] i can’t believe that creeper Freaking killed all of our livestock yeah that was pretty annoying um sorry if i’m missing subscriptions guys but thank you oh sean white official whoa shawn white subscribe to you holy [ __ ] dang guys don’t oh why why why don’t you just stop calling my house ugly sean white What’s up clay thanks for the ls curtis clay was here and he just commented a bunch of l’s oh nice and carly wants you to know that she loves you Take it back me or her no carly okay yeah you take back that carly said that all right no she didn’t i guess thank you uh damn this place is crawling with freaking with catty crawlies all right i gotta admit though every time i see a creeper i am kind of like Confused because i’m like i don’t know i don’t know if i should be finding you attractive or if i should be scared or what yeah like do i ask for your number or do i straight up murder you you know or do you straight up murder me This can go a number of ways okay i think these cows are going to like drown it out uh oh they might i might empty my bank account cows all drowned to death amen thank you emma uh i’m not okay i’m gonna i’m gonna try to finish this I was making this platform all the way around our house i think that’ll help i’m gonna try to finish this okay because you know what what’s what’s really what can we really do if we can’t protect our own base you know this is this is like rookie stuff that shouldn’t be happening Yeah it’s sort of yeah that’s what i was gonna say uh probably spiderman what huh you said probably spider-man yeah didn’t you ask me who my favorite superhero was i did not that’s weird i heard someone definitely asked who my favorite superhero was well definitely wasn’t this guy I would never ask something so it’s offensive all right i’m turning off text-to-speech now guys i’m sorry i’ll turn it back on when i play by myself but it’s too confusing for curtis he gets scared okay well you should have seen how scared he was guys yeah i screamed I or you didn’t hear it but i screamed no one heard it but i did or saw it michael someone said michael sarah is their favorite superhero whoa shawn white is my favorite superhero yeah sean white is mine too love you sean love you sean thanks for watching that’s uh It’s that i guess that means i’m in the olympics too now huh because shawn white is watching your stream yeah you get to be in the olympics now i i don’t make the rules sean does she makes the rules i forgot he was also like the ceo of the olympics that’s crazy Someone just said sean white who is sean white okay mods mods report them and block them uh someone said why is it so quiet i think just uh turn the volume up on your phone or your computer and uh and you should be good that was epic dude you totally own them yeah I think i just owned that live with facts and logic the rapper logic are you all done with logic you can relate i’m going into the mine okay i’m getting shot up by skelly ah dude he’s just popping up whenever he wants to shoot me all right oh no sucks you need help Uh no i’m already dead so all right let me just get my stuff back this is bs there’s so many bad guys around our base i kind of feel like we might have picked the worst spot for a vase because it’s like i feel like there’s they’re always going To be able to spawn under our base because it’ll always be dark under there but i’m not really sure uh true but it is underwater so like can can mobs spawn underwater or do they just spawn on the land and swim to us i really don’t know um I don’t know i’m hearing all i’m hearing some some scary stuff in the cave yeah there’s a monster right behind you i don’t know what it is bestie please oh thank you guys he’s gonna get me again he’s gonna kill me again dude he’s terrorizing the farm he’s hiding he’s hiding like in One of the water things of the farm and just popping out whenever he wants to shoot me and then i can’t find him when he when he goes back under i don’t know what to do he’s a genius okay yeah this ever this game is on normal mode but he’s on hard mode He’s rock hard he’s bonehearted yeah y’all should make armor oh my god yeah yeah that’s actually kind of a good point it’s kind of a good idea it’s kind of a pog idea actually i kind of forgot that i didn’t have any on i just have little boots on oh what kind Of boots uh they’re gold very nice so when you were mining earlier do you feel like you kind of got the hang of it and and you had a good time down there or what yeah i had a good time in the mine i the diamonds was real it was really Exciting for me to find them i wish it happened on stream i know yeah the first time i found diamonds i was like so stoked i actually think it was right over here i don’t or i don’t know um how does squad mode work is that a thing We got going on here yeah i’d say this is pretty squad mode i woke up in squad mode um they might be talking about a twitch feature that lets you like both stream on one thing somehow but i think we both have to be partners for that And i am not i don’t know if you are i’m i’m not no we’re just affiliates yeah we’re just silly affiliates they’re literally right here i hear them i really shouldn’t be mining towards them oh i can use my shovel for this wait i want a hoe See you guys and you guys made fun of the diamond shovel is it doing you good it’s it’s doing more than good it’s doing me pretty good oh okay i guess it’s only slightly better it’s doing me marginally better than good these game subtitles bestie oh right sorry you don’t have game subtitles Oh yeah i forgot you got a new thingy yeah where’s the where where is that should be in sound settings i think maybe or is there like accessibility settings i don’t know subtitles on all right thanks guys someone in my i just read one chat that said who the [ __ ] is rebecca But i we haven’t been talking about rebecca right we didn’t say something about rebecca they’re just going into every stream on twitch right now kind of thing my brother’s wife’s name is rebecca maybe that’s who they’re talking about yeah probably um someone’s saying there’s a witch Oh do you did you hear a little cackle yeah and everyone and everyone’s commenting there’s a witch honestly that’s that is a witch dude and you i would highly recommend not trying to fight the witch the witches are straight up evil they’re nasty little nasty little things okay they’re not like a Hermione type thing no far from it bro you need milk if you’re going to face a witch what what does that mean what did they say i said if i’m gonna face a witch i need milk oh i think that um milk uh like cures purses yeah so if the It was like yeah you you got it i thought it was like uh he needs some milk oh yeah you’re gonna need some milk dude maybe that’s what that the person in that vine was talking about oh yeah that actually makes a lot of sense someone falls and then he needs some Milk and he does because he’s cursed it all makes perfect sense okay so um we we’ve got sort of a new look to the cow hole now it is functional again but all the all the sheep are dead so i just turned the whole thing into a cow and sheep hole okay I can’t i can’t help but feel partial uh a little bit responsible for that well it it was entirely your fault so that makes sense it was really you really did you really made that happen you really ruined the cow yeah but i don’t think that’ll hold up in court okay I need to go put torches around our whole place now all right i’m kind of just uh hanging out if you want to try to um finish the like platform that i was making around our entire base you could do that if you don’t have anything to do this cobblestone sort of yeah Oh [ __ ] there’s a creeper down there hey baby oh no how is it is it hot please at least tell me she’s hot actually dude this one’s a smoke show you’re gonna want to see this where are you don’t kill it well i’m not going to leave it to you To you to kill i know that you’ll blow up the whole base oh she’s down there dude dude turn around the keeper’s right here oh should you see it right right in the torchlight dance with me dance with me creeper no dance with me oh no my room oh [ __ ] i’ll fix it up with some terracotta no no we’re like terrible kata whoa dude you take it easy easy on my fragile heart you said something you you said to something i didn’t hide sorry curtis yeah i don’t know i was talking like super mario right there Okay sorry what were you doing before that you wanted me to finish doing um you see i made like an outline of a platform i just haven’t filled it in uh okay all right we’re getting nice and torchy over here damn this [ __ ] music is so loud Why don’t you just turn the music off i’m yeah i’m gonna do that it’d probably make it easier for your editor too because if they want to put music on top and there’s music playing yeah i’m not that’s not what i’m about but loki [ __ ] him anyway so i like making things As hard as possible for everyone involved i’m sort of a nightmare to deal with i sort of pride myself on being a nightmare in the [Laughter] workplace all right okay do i have any more cobblestone let me go see i swear to god dude if we finish this And there’s still things spawning by our base i’m gonna be livid yeah i i can’t see that happening but who knows i know nothing about this game so i mean theoretically they can’t spawn anywhere that it’s light so if we have it all light and then i want to make a wall Around the whole platform that way they if they spawn in the dark ocean they still can’t get over here okay it’s kind of like we kind of want this to be like an exclusive club that only we can get into and maybe a couple creepers of our Choosing if we’re feeling kind of freaky one night but yeah if they’re extra you know spicy creepers i mean that’s pretty much every creeper so we won’t have a problem finding that but damn curtis is not picky when it comes to creepers i will take any of them any and all of them Um i’ll go chat take that back this is not an uggo chat i think people were some people were saying uggo chat because other people in the chat were calling our house uggo so the people defending us were calling the chat uggo uh okay never mind and i i agree Yeah anyone who says uggo house maybe you should look inside yourself and to see who’s really ugo oh [ __ ] yeah i know that was awesome do you think i really i really showed them or what yeah i think i think they’re all crying now Yeah i can see it i can see it you can see the whole chat crying yeah oh yeah everyone in my chat is crying too they’re sobbing it’s just there’s just tears in the chat tears kind of the best nicki minaj song tears in the chest Cherry b oh yeah dude use the use the crying emotes that’s perfect oh yeah whoa you guys are a bunch of crybabies oh look at these little babies look at these sad little babies someone just sent an emo it’s a bottle of piss i don’t even know that was a thing Wait really oh oh it’s from nick from nick’s chat next twitch he has an automotive piss i guess huh i thought that was like a twitch one yeah yeah twitch has one for when you want to comment that someone is a bottle of piss that’s that’s really twitch’s thing is making a Environment like that where people are constantly calling people bottles of piss yeah that one clip of ninja and he’s like yo let’s get some bottles of piss in the chat yeah let me guzzle those piss bottles like a chug jug oh chug chug a chug chug a piss Someone said make a bubble elevator do you know what that is uh yeah i do but i i mean why don’t you just watch a youtube video about it honestly curtis oh okay that’s what that’s what chad did to me when i because i have a bubble elevator in my world and uh Someone told me to make one and then i asked how like i do for everything in minecraft because i don’t know how to play and all the comments just turned into just google it just look it up on youtube just like nobody wanted to explain it to me anymore That’s very funny but it is kind of complicated um and also i don’t think we have any soul sand which is one thing that we need because we all we we both died in the nether and didn’t bring anything back that we did okay i got a iron chest plate I’m going to steal some indies steal some from whom i’m going to use some oh [ __ ] what did i just do um i might have uploaded some of your cacti’s chat don’t make fun of me i know i’m dumb wow uh why can’t i don’t ask you why i was Spelling ingots i was testing you guys i don’t really know what to do here curtis i might have ruined your cactus farm oh don’t say that i think i might have ruined your cactus farm ow well i guess like cactuses can’t grow next to a wall and i built this wall Next to it and it just destroyed the cactuses that were next to the wall dude our base is going to be so safe now the only monsters in here will be us how what was that for that was for mike that was for my cactus hey stole it I’ll do it again too all right if you swipe at me like that again it’s over it’s over for your cactis my cactis are over party exactly i’m gonna cancel practices I gotta put these in the friggin smelter anyway or whatever whoever smeltered out there that is true i gotta make a gate yo lesbo greg thanks for the bits why can’t oh i don’t have enough sticks well lesbo greg yeah that’s kind of a cool name I don’t really know why they’re in your chat if they’re greg but you know respect i guess follow your heart i didn’t mean to type i thought i was pressed i forgot i was in the crafting thing and i pressed e but i’m in the search Bar so i just typed e a bunch of times uh yeah i just want to craft all right there’s i’m pretty sure there’s no more dark spots at our base i think we’re gucci gucci gucci gucci yeah let’s get some ee in the chat guys Yeah can we get a piss bottle and some [Laughter] ah all right i’m gonna put my shield in my other hand all right let me feed these cows i’m trying to get i’m trying to get some more cows dude everybody everybody have some we i honestly i think the cow the cow hole Is a little more fun now like they’re kind of they kind of have little hills to play on and stuff it’s kind of like a little cow playground now let me let me check it out see they’ve got you know they can go up and down there’s a little Little hole for them to be in and kind of gives them some some something to do while we’re out yeah so so they can uh exercise their muscles and that means their meat will be extra tender oh get the [ __ ] out of the way man let me move Me another cow okay i don’t even see you i said move oh like cow like a cow yeah like a cow like a cow would say oh dude oh i should make a composter oh no why would you tell that to me what that’s not true creepers aren’t i just Had a bad donation it’s kind of it’s sort of a it says according to spawn rates most creepers are under a minute old but i don’t i don’t agree with that i mean i mean if you think about it we just spawned into this world a couple weeks ago so It’s not like we’re like adults we’re we’re a few weeks yeah we’re little babies if you want to use that logic or do you want to use this logic come on out i work hard every [ __ ] day oh [ __ ] oh it’s logic in minecraft yeah yeah he’s he’s uh He’s actually been in the bad esmp this whole time i forgot to tell you yeah he’s been yeah just listening uh if you’re a cactus you would be my wall just kidding you’re a greener guy thanks thanks for the 420 donation that’s someone just said bestie get a cat they scare off creepers I don’t know why i would want to do that then i yeah that seems like a counter-intuitive thing yeah if i’m trying to get creepers to come to my house and get in my bed why would i why would i want a cat i want a dog at that point i want the Opposite of a cat oh my god okay so this might be a way that they can enter the base i have to i have to fix this there we go oh look at this little gate look at what you’ve been doing with the place [Applause] dude this is looking pretty exclusive Yeah i know so we got i mean we got like an actual fort now now that we’ve got a wall and everything yeah is this freaking minecrafter fortnite whoa because we built a fort and it gets to be night time in this game sometimes too yeah for tonight for tonight Um please eat oh thanks guys thank you hey yo e-check hey yo e-check e all right thanks guys thanks for reminding me to eat i’m making the farm bigger and better than ever oh actually wait if there’s water right under this will will it water the Will it water these areas or does it have to be next to it this might be kind of a fun thing if if it waters like this but we’ll see the water will kind of like soak up through the soil oh it is soaking up oh this is kind of hog Oh that’s dude that’s actually sick so i don’t even need to have those spaces with water that’s that’s actually really sick so i could theoretically cut like oh what how did i wait what how did i build one in midair did i build it off of you That was so weird it was in midair oh i built it off the torch like this i was like how did i build a block in midair without any blocks like surrounding it uh good luck macy you’re going to do so good what is macy doing they have their exams Hold up sorry i moved i took the boat on a spin earlier today i gotta park it back in the front whoa where’d you take it um i was getting attacked i still am that was the most confusing thing ever it was like it was Holy [ __ ] it was you going up and down and then i was getting like a weird text-to-speech donation it was just it was just a lot i might turn off my text-to-speech because okay so some of this is not going to stay hoed i guess but that’s fine Okay what else do we need to do anything else around the house otherwise i mean we could i mean i do feel like we need more food probably uh let me check in our chest to see how much food we have oh [ __ ] my stream is being weird okay it Looks like nothing in here nothing in here okay that’s awesome oh yeah people are saying your stream is down that’s awesome yeah thank you paige and thank you anna for the five dollars even though even though you said uggo train oh blue silk is getting vaccinated tomorrow congrats Okay how can i get food quickly i mean i could just kill some of these cows but then they won’t breed as quickly i could go over there and try to kill some cows maybe let me go see actually if the villagers have any food for me alrighty Okay i think i’m back i think i’m back up i don’t know all right welcome back okay she’s louise yeah you’re telling me my stream labs is kind of a [ __ ] you know yeah take it easy on it but uh kind of uh yeah kind of a worthless Piece of cursive piece of crap if you will i mean honestly that seems a little bit harsh but whoa there’s villagers yeah where where are you uh in the village i mean i don’t know they’re kind of blocking the door they won’t let me leave Guys let me out of here for pete’s sake come on let me out all right there we go there’s villagers in the village yeah it was kind of random on a goofy all right well there there’s no food over here i was hoping that i might stumble upon a chest that was like Full of pork or something like that all right a nice lukewarm pork what does a smoker do it cooks meat i don’t know what i don’t know how it’s better than a furnace really i’m i have no idea actually yes i’m gonna take some of their hay I even get anything from this llama can you get anything from llamas uh i think they might give you wool or something i’m not really sure oh guys i can’t get that cat right now because i don’t have any raw fish but i mean we’ve seen we’ve seen cats Around this village a lot so i think if i ever want a cat i can just come to this village and i think that’ll be fine ring the bell in the village what does that do oh there’s a bell up there yeah i actually don’t know what happens if you ring that I’m gonna ring the bell do it i hope we don’t die oh creepers yeah this is the booty call though we’re here there’s two strapping young lads uh okay guys the bell didn’t do anything what is supposed to happen here what does it do the villagers the villagers will congregate Oh the bell makes villagers run away okay well that’s i got the opposite message in mind it says calling they will congregate and yours is they’ll run away someone said it makes a sound and that’s what the belt does it’s kind of neat i uh I didn’t notice that huh yeah i guess i never really thought of it like that oh hey what’d you find a creeper i am going to kill this one though actually give him my number oh it died through no fault of my arm the creeper did die oh oh i thought oh Oh geez that was some spider and zombie action that was not good i’m going back to our house what’s a brewing stand except for potions oh yeah i don’t i i haven’t figured out like what that is or how to use it yet but might as well pick it up and Bring it to our base i think it’s i think it’s for making potions but i can’t be too sure hey that’s awesome yeah i guess so you guess it’s awesome yeah i guess it is now that i heard a cat how do i make a composter hold on i’m going to google it Real quick because uh a composter will help make art yeah a composter how do i make a poster uh that just has [ __ ] on it i guess i should google compost or minecraft instead of just composter that would probably help uh composter minecraft what do i need Oh i need slabs okay all right i can do that um did i not pick up the oh danny you are not gonna believe what i just did no what hey creeper what did you do you’re not gonna believe this okay well tell me and then i’ll decide If i believe it or not no you won’t even trust me trust me when i say this you’re not gonna believe what i just did there’s a chance that i might i’m a pretty gullible guy i believe a lot of stuff that i shouldn’t so if this is true then there’s definitely A good chance i’ll believe it um oh sorry i didn’t know that um okay i will put it oh wait no this is a bad idea i regret it i regret it i will put it yo check it out oh wait hold on okay let me come take a look whoa We got a doorbell oh okay hold on i’ll go inside i’m gonna go to my room and then and then you ring the doorbell like you’re coming over we’ll see how it works okay i want to see if i can hear it from my room okay go ahead I’m just pacing around my room oh someone’s here hello oh someone’s at the door get out [Laughter] you don’t come in until i invite you in it’s not proper hello can i come in who are you i’m i’m curtis i’m your friend i’m sorry i don’t know you why didn’t you do that You back up like you walked you opened the door showed me your ass and then ran back in the house i’m sorry i i yes can i come into my i live here i’m sorry i live here i you must be mistaken you know what i’m Gonna call the police if you don’t leave me alone i live here stop backing it up you’re sending me very mixed signals right now you’re threatening to call the cops and then you throw it back yeah open the door open the door i dare you Oh [ __ ] no for real you got to get out of here i will be calling the cops and i will be calling uh my husband isn’t home you got to get out of here hello i’m coming i’m coming i’m coming hello hey it’s me do i know you No no the tables have turned uh i’ve yeah it’s i have a delivery do i need a drop off what is it i need to drop it off i’m the ups man i’m the ups man let me drop it off it’s not you’re not dressed like a ups man Oh sorry there you go is that all right thank you hey okay uh hey curtis guess what what i wasn’t a ups man that was a lie but i don’t even have a package i just wanted to get into your house i don’t and i honestly i don’t know why You let me into the house with the excuse i have a package to drop off you don’t usually let the ups man into your house to drop off a package is he asleep i think oh my god he was he’s asleep i thought i was telling him a story i Thought i was talking to him this whole time he’s been asleep how did he fall asleep so fast that’s weird guys i’m not going to kill danny are you having a dream that people are telling you to kill me it could be a sweet treat oh [ __ ] [ __ ] thank you for the 21 dollars dude sunday is my 21st birthday it’d mean the world to me if you and danny wish me a happy birthday what’s their name they said their name is eternity eternity happy birthday happy birthday eternity I hope you have a good birthday um was that the donation that people that you guys were talking about okay it is oh thank you bryn sane for the donation as well sorry i missed that all right should we go on an epic nether adventure yeah i think it might Be about that time uh let me let me do one thing real quick i’m gonna get some of this wheat i’m gonna feed the cows that way there’s some baby cows that way we can kill some adult cows that way we can get some beef i smell like beef Remember that yeah that’s that’s that’s what you said no you remember like what vine was that that was the one with you were the that’s like that’s your vine right yeah that was when i was a baby on vine i said i smelled when you were a little girl online yeah Sort of a viral little girl oh i’m a viral little girl when i grow up i want to be a viral little girl um what was i making oh i wanted another sword just in case i get too epic with it in the nether all right cows get ready to have a baby And get ready to have babies it’s a great show have babies ah ah yeah these cows are kind of all over me too i i can see what you you meant before oh okay i guess that sorry i yeah i didn’t i didn’t know that guys i i guess the The great the person that had the the the greg username i guess that the l word is a slur i didn’t know that oh i didn’t know that either no i i wouldn’t say that if i knew that so i apologize yeah sorry um but thank you for telling us cause Yeah yeah that i would have kept reading that and kept saying that not like i said on a regular basis but thank you So i’m gonna i mean what should i bring to the nether here i’m definitely gonna wanna make shield sword ruin stand i’m gonna put that in the corner shield sword what else i wonder if i bring a bow and arrow i bet i could kill that that jellyfish guy that we kept seeing Oh true hi looks like we only have seven arrows how do you make arrows arrow you need feathers do we have any feathers i kind of feel like gnaw i kind of feel like iron gnaw oh no we don’t have anything do i need to bring my bed Uh no because we can both just set our respawn point to the bed that is outside of the portal oh right right right because you definitely don’t want to bring one into the nether i’ll tell you that right now yeah it’ll get blown up i’ll get blown to smithereens yes okay Sleep in the nether no don’t listen to him that them don’t listen to them they’re gonna try to make you do things that you shouldn’t do okay i think i’m all decked out ready to go yeah you got gold boots okay sweet i’m gonna kill some of these cows And i’m gonna turn them into uh whatchamacallits beef steak beef steak tomatoes here little cows whoa one did one die in here somehow there was just beef laying on the ground i don’t did one did a cow kill another cow or something that was weird oh [ __ ] they’re countables whoa cow nibbles That’s what we’re gonna be doing once we got all this beef yeah all right now don’t kill all of them uh just so that we still have cows but i’ve got i’ve got 16 beef that’s probably good for me i hope yeah i got 17 cooked mutton i got three ah whoa pillager What okay dude now okay now is when you’re gonna have to learn the harsh reality of minecraft there’s pillagers that just that just walk around and shoot people this is uh i like to call them piss piss piss villagers because they’re like they kind of look and sound like villagers but They’re mean so they’re pillagers stands for piss villagers to me you can just sort of kill them yeah okay gotta usually there’s more around if you see one though so it’s probably more he’s riding solo okay good glad we both uh you probably want to cook your beef just saying Yeah automatic saving is now disabled i mean what the heck did you see that it says automatic saving is now enabled no i didn’t see that oh that’s weird all right you just put away your stuff what stuff i gotta bring some stuff to the nether Else i’m gonna die i’m gonna be a dead boy maybe i don’t need a ladder i guess we don’t need well we need gold ingots right um no not necessarily right now as long as you have gold boots they won’t attack us but right now our Our main mission is to get blaze rods uh which we will get from blazes at in the nether fortress so we just there’s a later thing that we’ll need to do where we’ll have to bring uh gold ingots we’ll have to trade with the pig people right i’ve seen that on speed runs Yeah okay this guy’s a pro epic pro this guy kind of a pro ease up all right this is oh my god this is taking a long time to cook this stuff maybe we should make it happen rome wasn’t building the day yeah beef wasn’t cooked in a day Hurt the diamond pick should i not bring my diamond picky uh i would say probably leave it honestly all right thanks guys i’ll make another eye uh guys what is what is the benefit of a smoker is it faster oh they cook faster okay so maybe we should make a smoker eventually but Not right now i can make a a golden shovel would you guys get dude they would roast you for making a golden shovel gold is loki kind of a bad material for making like tools out of and then you go and use it to make a Shovel i mean that i mean that is cause for ridicule yeah i have my i have my affiliate status absolutely revoked oh you know what i’ve got a bucket here i’m gonna get some of mommy’s milk real quick mommy give me the milky mommy give me the milk Mommy give me that juicy that juicy juicy juice juice okay i’m ready to go nice that was awesome all right shall we head out let’s go to the nether all right uh we’re not coming back until we’ve got eight blaze rods mark our words guys eight Count them after we get have them you will count them yeah yeah don’t count them yet because cause because you can’t you can count them in your head like you count sheep to fall asleep but don’t sleep on us baby we’re we’re getting these blaze rods Okay so it’s going to be night time right when we get to the portal i think we’ll be fine eventually i feel like i’m going to want to have like a a cow hole and a sheephole and a chicken hole that’d be kind of sick that’s what she said Uh someone asked if we have gold boots we’d both have gold boots on do not worry we’re kind of veterans of the nether at this point yeah uh yeah last time we went there kurt died and then i also died actually i died before curtis so yeah i guess you could say we’re Kind of veterans i was surprised i survived as long as i did someone said make an automatic cow farm how do you do that automatic automatic supersonic naughty cow fun all right we better get to this portal quick i also said someone someone said build a railroad to the nether portal That would be epic oh that would be sick that’s something i’ve been wanting to do in my world but i haven’t done yet is make like a little railroad track that’d be awesome were these cactuses always here um i don’t know uh okay go ahead and set your spawn point At this bed also and then you can just get up wakey wakey oh yeah i was trying to catch some shut-eye before the big uh or the big game all right you remember the password to get in uh heather oh heather bring me to the nether Yep oh heather oh heather take me into the nether or something all right guys here we go okay now i’m trying to or what i don’t are you here yeah sorry i had a at a pop of my computer at literally the worst time uh okay so last time we went negative Negative or wait no which way i thought we went positive oh we won positive positive maybe this time we should go negative negative because i feel like we went quite a ways that way and we didn’t find one so maybe we should go positive positive this time okay i don’t know Sure i don’t care oh thanks eternity by the way um there’s some gold over there but i’m scared to mine yeah i don’t think we want to be minding the gold although there’s nether quartz i think we can mine the nether quartz it’s not really good for much though okay Okay so this yeah this way is negative negative uh my coordinates right now are negative 77 and negative 79 just so everyone knows negative 77 negative 79. let’s just take a quick actually i’m hold on one second i’m going to um turn off the shaders because i feel like They make it kind of hard to see in the nether i’m going to see if that helps push danny into the lava guys i will not yo guys what the heck dude what the heck you have iron in inventory do i i don’t think i do oh i do oh no Well we might need it okay i actually feel like i could see farther before i turned them off what’s up with that this isn’t really hello holy [ __ ] these pigs do not really care about personal space i’ll tell you that for free homeboy was right in my grill you’d Really do that for me for free yeah all right let me i’m just gonna mine right here for a sec just to get some bunch of blocks that way we have a bunch of blocks in case we need a bunch of blacks yeah i’ll grab some blocks too Just for traversing you know it could be helpful i don’t know man yeah i don’t know either all right all right here we go let’s uh so i guess we want to go this way i’m just gonna just gonna hop right over the lava like so Okay so much gold but we can’t get it yeah it’s kind of a shame hey guys is there any way i can turn the fog off from rendering because that’s really what’s like making it so i can’t see very far i feel like it’d be helpful if i could see farther There’s like kelly in the distance uh oh all right we can take him there’s only oh wait there’s two skellies all right we can take him let’s take him to court yeah and then to prom or actually maybe prompt first and then court take him to prom court nice All right now let’s go get this guy huh yes yeah dude he did get pwned [ __ ] you mean [ __ ] you mean yeah those tick tocks really freak me out they’re so funny okay um i’m not really sure what the best way to go here is it looks like uh actually we might be Able to go down there and go along the lava let’s see i got this feeding inside my balls i threw my titty all through my bum it goes electric guys no i’ll have i have none of that all right i’m starting to think okay this might not be the right way to go Let me uh let me take a peek through this hole oh did you hear that baby sound yeah that i think that’s the jellyfish guy really don’t like how it sounds i know it’s a nasty kind of sound yeah and he makes himself sound like an innocent little guy and then And then he shoots fireballs at us like he’s like i couldn’t possibly hurt anyone i’m just walking around being a sweet little guy really All right oh are these the bone blocks that you were talking about before these things yeah those are the bone blocks ah okay we finally learned what the bone blocks are get some glowstone someone says what’s that oh actually dude that would be pretty tight if we if we were in I don’t remember seeing any but yeah it’s like it’s um a block that emits light so it’s kind of cooler than like putting up torches oh cool all right i’m up here oh you’re you’re solo on that one yeah sort of solo fight and a skelly Oh there you are hello i’m up here i hear it it sounds so close dude i know he’s gonna pop out of nowhere and just wreck us absolutely wreck us soul sand what’s that uh soul sand is this i think it’s the stuff we’re walking on right now Oh did we do that for anything um yes uh we will need that if we want to make a bubble elevator so we can grab a couple i’ve i’ve already got a few skelly oh wait still sand is the other stuff whoa what’d you do i just blocked an arrow oh cool I guess i haven’t done that yet in this game all right uh so i guess let’s go this way this uh yeah negative negative is gonna be on this way okay um i’m coming i’m a common oh esme thanks for the 50 50 bones 15 oh okay I mean that’s still nice yeah that’s that’s great uh play stardew valley that’s i’ve i’m not really quite sure what that game is i always i hear stuff about it but i never i never played it uh laura played it a bit i it’s kind of kind of seems like Animal crossing you like but more like farm oriented okay so like you live in a village and you want to have like good relationships with your fellow villagers and okay dude there he is the jellyfish where over there oh so that’s the [ __ ] making all the noise that’s that moany little [ __ ] Oh my god almost fell off we’re doing pretty good in the nether so far not to jinx it but like should i try and mine this gold real quick i try to get freaky with it uh i don’t see anything it seems like there’s no pigs around i Got your back i’ll cover you yeah actually there’s uh we’re kind of kind of gucci would you say where uh gold i’d say we’re just about golden nice all right uh where’d you go i’m right here what if we went i don’t know dude this is it seems like There’s like nothing over here wait what is that over there guys what is that how come how come the fog it changes density depending on which direction i’m looking but also what what is that over there that looks like a building but that doesn’t look like a fortress a bastion I don’t know what that is but there’s i i heard about that in this in a speed running video but i i forget what it was sebastian what did they do i think that’s where like piggies are that’s where you like trade gold with them and stuff and there’s like a bunch Of like chess and loot and stuff okay the people are saying don’t go in there so okay i guess they don’t have the blazes that we want come on we need it’s 420 let’s [ __ ] need these blazes yeah dude let’s blaze these rods yo all right well now i kind of i don’t Really know which one you should places your rod well when you beyblade your rod spin a [ __ ] beyblade on it you should know he’s shooting at us now we gotta take a va oh he bumped you whoa take it easy there guy all right there’s no need for that Where is it even coming from i don’t know he’s gone now i can’t even see him anymore huh i’m not really feeling the vibes on that guy yeah he’s got kind of a weird vibe about him right it’s like we were just kind of chilling and he Came out of nowhere and started shooting at us he’s shooting fireballs at us all i’m saying is i’m not really sure i’d invite him to one of my parties no i was on the fence before but i’m off it now um i’m up here i’m sort of going Vertical okay all right all right uh we’ll be up here i would say before fortress would probably not be up there if i had to guess it’s not up there i don’t think so i mean the fortresses are like pretty big like i feel like we would see it Oh there you look at there ah come on give me give me your words huh i’m not quite he’s only shooting at you why won’t he give you his worst he really does not i don’t have good reflexes gang oh no oh oh i fell in lava [ __ ] No no no no no no no no no no no i’m coming back i’m coming back into the nether don’t die i hit it back barricade yourself in if you can my reflexes were no good i gotta be honest i made it i made a big mistake why can’t i hit it back I hit it what is this wait which way all right i gotta go i’m not beating this guy yeah cut your losses i’m gonna try to find where we were what what are your coordinates right now can you tell me yeah hold up hold up um f3 Right got it what is it f3 um 289 is the first number and then 65 and then negative 149. is it negative 289 oh yeah sorry negative 289 and then negative what uh negative 289 is the first one the middle one 65 and the third one is negative 149. Okay which oh yeah true uh did we do here my stuff disappeared i just gotta check if it’s there oh it’s still there i’ll grab it for you okay thank you i’m running i don’t exactly remember oh [ __ ] no not the piggies i keep oh come on How do i drop stuff and not pick it up i’ll make a chest pog idea uh okay shoot i’m not 100 sure where i oh my god dude i feel like we didn’t see any pigs and now all of a sudden when i don’t have gold boots on they’re all on my ass It’s like get off my ass Oh my god i’m gonna die again this is just mom’s ass get out oh mom come on mom oh my god i have a half a heart left oh shoot i’m trying to figure out where am i safe right now no dude this pig is still following me I made a chest with all your stuff help this pig won’t leave me alone he’s insane oh man i got shot by a skeleton i saw you saw it happen no it popped up on my screen oh okay i was like why didn’t you help me yeah i’ve been watching this whole time Yeah what did you do um do you think that you can make your way back to me then or is that not possible dude what are your thoughts on that i mean i can just keep trying to come back to the nether and find you I’m i’m back oh you’re back at the house i’m back in the nether oh i’m in the nether i’m gonna come try to find you again it’s just like i don’t have any gold so it makes it really hard to get around because there’s just pigs chasing me the entire time Oh [ __ ] okay uh well all your stuff is over here um so i could try to make it back to you and then we can did you pick go together you couldn’t pick up my stuff well i i just like can’t fit all my inventory uh because i had so much cool [ __ ] Oh yeah you just had a lot of stuff okay okay what are the what are the essentials that you need hold on i think i might be able to make it there let me just try okay let me just give it my my best college try because i could deliver you some boots Some golden boots but i don’t even remember like which way we went from where i am right now that’s that’s the issue where am i uh what were the coordinates again negative two yeah i definitely gotta go more more that way okay negative two nine two six fifty four and then Negative one four eight okay am i just gonna burrow into the no that’s gonna take way too long oh there’s a skelly up there this might be my only option that’s burrowing through the wall to get to you i think my stuff will probably disappear soon which is not good Well it’s in it wait the stuff that you dropped yeah i put it in a chest so i think you’re fine oh that’s kind of smart it was not my idea ah well whoever came up with it is kind of a genius i think i might die again Just okay it was my idea all right all right mr skeleton i will not be fighting you right now it’s like he was just waiting for me oh my god i’m stuck between a rock and a skelly i really a skelly and a skelly okay i’m trying to remember how i think We were getting down chad you guys remember how the where’d we come from dude of course like right after i said we were kind of popping off in the nether this this whole situation happens isn’t that just the way it goes now there’s a jellyfish here oh my god okay i Cuz oh no i got too sad i just jumped in i i couldn’t get back to where we were okay i’m gonna try to come back to where someone said teleport to him guys we’re doing the survival mode with no cheats okay i’m not gonna teleport to him That would ruin the whole i mean when we when we beat the dragon do we want to say we did it with our own two hands without any help or do we want to say yeah all we had to do was teleport around the whole game and then it was pretty easy I mean really what would you say guys exactly guys i’m not gonna betray my friend for a quick buck they’re offering to pay you to kill me or what it’s literally someone keeps donating bits and they’re saying more for it more more where this came from if you Burn all of danny’s stuff wow that is pretty messed up it’s pretty evil but i i honestly respect it i respect the hustle yeah the hustle of them gave me money yeah hey you got to spend money to lose money you know yeah that’s what they always say You gotta give money to kurt to give money to kurt you gotta give money to kurt for kurt to get money if kurt got money and you know it figured out your pocket take it out kurt’s pocket and show it And give it back like he’s away get away all right i’m scared if i like go towards you i’m gonna lose where all your [ __ ] is you know yeah i’m surprised it hasn’t despawned yet these nuts got him did you got me dude i got him Oh it’s in a chest nevermind i forgot yeah i literally just told you bro uh my chat is telling me to tell you to eat i thank you they i just saw that they were telling me yeah uh okay i’m sort of i’m already lost guys i’m not going to teleport we’re Going to beat this game the old-fashioned way yeah the way god intended when he made minecraft All right are you getting shot at by gast bye jellyfish um i think so okay well i hear that so that might mean that i’m getting close to you oh no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no i’m gonna die what’s happening oh my god Oh no you burned to death oh no oh oh oh oh oh i’m digging through a mountain to try to get to where you were because i couldn’t figure out how we got there so i’m just like digging through the ground where are these [ __ ] blaze rods dude they’re in the fortress We’ll never find it we’ll never find it god i hate this game oh my god am i just going to be trapped in this in this mountain forever i kind of thought i would it would just be like a thin wall that i would go through now i’m not so sure i wish My only wish is that i had a pickaxe right now okay where’s negative where are we going this way we were going negative negative i wish i could see your screen so i could answer your question so negative negative okay i’m just gonna i kind of feel like it Might be over yeah i feel like i feel like it might be over there i think can’t get there oh shoot not this guy again dude leave me alone oh my god there’s an enderman all right i’m just going to go sick about i’m just going to run like crazy Dude okay the bridge i remember the bridge finally he’s deciding to go mode alone i was waiting for when you were gonna go sicko mode the people were waiting okay i remember this way i remember the mushrooms uh yeah i think it was oh no not a skeleton No god damn it dude i’m gonna die he’s gonna kill me for sure oh no no no no no no no yeah oh thank you christina opening chess in the nether triggers pigmen bring barrels to store things when necessary oh does anyone know what coordinates curtis Was at when he died or curtis do you know uh no i i forget anybody know what way do i go from here down so negative 289 negative 148. look for the giant pole oh yeah oh there’s the [ __ ] that killed me last time did you already get back to where you were No i feel like oh no dude i’m trapped in a hole and i’m scared there’s a skeleton waiting outside my hole to kill me and i just low-key i wish he would what’s up oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god how many of you are there my microphone Fell down i was gonna say you sound a little different all of a sudden okay i’m gonna tunnel away from the skeleton and then i’ll pop up and i’ll be 50 feet away from him and he’ll be like oh and i’ll be like so long sucker and that’s when i make my escape I can’t wait to see the look on his face when i pop out of the ground i don’t even have anything to eat guys how does this starving how does this compare to the lore and the dream smp i’m just curious is this is this lore really top-notch Okay people are saying that this is better okay yeah oh all right uh how far have i dug away from the skeleton oh let’s see let’s see if he’s still around okay i feel like i’m on the oh [ __ ] look at your coordinates okay okay so i’m negative 32 and what was it It’s like negative 200 something oh so i got to keep going this way and then negative er oh thanks for telling me to eat guys what should i eat let me just open up my inventory uh is there anything here that you would uh recommend i’m not really sure there’s so many options So i gotta go over there [ __ ] i went the wrong [ __ ] way dude 389 and then 148 okay so yeah i gotta keep going that way i think guys we’re gonna get there and it’s gonna be epic and also pog oh yeah and our stuff will still be there don’t worry I had like two of each too because i was like well maybe i can give some one of one thing to danny and then that [ __ ] jellyfish absolutely [ __ ] me up huh i’m about to pop out of the ground and see if the skeleton is anywhere near me Oh dude i think i hoodwinked him i think i escaped the skeleton’s clutches okay again i’m gonna this is gonna be a bit of an echo of what danny just said but what am i going to eat i have you want me this block of sand yum I i kind of like to see it actually i think i would like to see you eat the sand hold up guys can i turn off fog is there any way to do that let me take a look smooth lighting dynamic lights shaders details fog off let’s see [ __ ] off whoa holy cow okay wow this is different i could see so much more i don’t mean any harm okay how am i gonna get to where we were this is crazy i feel like i just put on glasses for the first time um don’t mind me fellas Dude i found the chest no way i did i did find it oh my god [ __ ] oh [ __ ] there’s a skeleton right there dude i gotta be so careful right now this is a pog okay how did you get how do you get there how’d you get there I don’t know i dug underground away from a skeleton for a long time does that help keep the coordinates on screen i can’t see [ __ ] balls when i do that dude okay i got some rotten flesh dude i was going the right way this is kind of pug Let me just eat some of this flesh i’m playing with curtis for whoever just asked what are your coordinates right now uh negative 268 negative 124. negative 268 negative 124. okay but i i mean i can get everything out of the chest and just try to come back Home did you die near the chest uh yeah i like around the corner kind of like on the hill uh okay there’s a hill here i see a hill oh [ __ ] hold on there’s a skeleton what way did it go after why i always forget it’s like a [ __ ] maze in here dude Check out i gotta hoodwink the skeleton now with my old trick wait hold on can i pull an epic gamer moment right now this could be kind of epic one second i’m thinking think think uh i don’t these coordinates make no [ __ ] sense man think okay keep going this way Brain blast what happened i made myself gold boots nice so now at least pigs won’t attack me okay i’m not seeing any of your stuff though although i’m not really sure where you were exactly but it’s not looking good oh all right i think maybe the best Course of action from here is i should try to get back home if possible with our stuff ah we didn’t even find any blaze rods i know uh what was this what was this all for i know so many so many innocent lives lost and what was it all for I’m gonna keep running see if i can find a [ __ ] fortress i’m going on recon mission yeah i mean i honestly support it oh [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] oh man what the hell we gonna do now or what i do for a picky oh what i do For a klondike bar Okay i’m feeling kind of safe in this cave though now i think i just want to pretty much go straight this way now that i’ve got now that i’ve got a pickaxe this might be actually a lot easier oh yeah now i’m just now i’m just absolutely slicing through this stuff like butter Where am i oh and my pickaxe broke that’s awesome so many piggies so many piggies not enough picky i don’t even know what’s down here dude kurt it’s okay you’re doing great thanks guys uh honestly that honestly means a lot more than you know i mean yeah i think we’re doing pretty good Yeah i’ve only died like 10 times yes sir yes sir i think this is probably where i came from i think i’m going in a big [ __ ] circle oh i just need to find this fortress fartress yeah yo that’s kind of savage dude to call it that yeah sort of You’re sort of like a irreverent comedian aren’t you you kind of like live on that i like i like pushing buttons what’s this i’m gonna get home eventually guys just you wait and see and i’m and when i do i’m gonna have all this stuff with me red tree Biome oh what oh i did not mean to do that [ __ ] what the heck’s a red tree i got half a heart and i’ve never been so scared in all my life that was so dumb how do you turn off fog uh if you so press escape go to Options and video settings and then it’s in uh and then click on details and it’s in there you just gotta turn fog from like fancy or whatever it’s on to off and let me tell you it makes a world of difference buddy whoa i really hope these pigs don’t attack me Because that would i mean that would it would really be over for me if they did i do not want to fight one of those bore things i see a boar too do you are we near each other i’m in a red tree biome dude i am too oh i found the portal I found the portal oh but there’s a monster right next to it there’s a monster by the portal time to pull out one of my famous tricks oh wait wait bestie make mushroom soup make mushroom soup bestie come on oh i’m gonna make mushrooms soon i think i’m about to make Cream of mushroom oh no shoot what do i do here now oh buddy i’m dead all right i got it oh i see you did you see me nah okay i just saw you die that was sad ah well that was a load of horse [ __ ] all right i’m i’m not I’m i’m out of the nether oh use the sand that’s so smart that’s that is a million iq strategy guys holy cow i can’t believe you’re so smart all right this is all this little pig’s gonna kill me and no ah ah back get back you there’s a little pig yeah he’s I hit him i punched him now he’s chasing me with his sword why’d you hit him i don’t know jumped into my cactus died No what happened oh there’s gas coming right for me i don’t know why i didn’t tunnel down like this oh cause there’s a oh god where is he i have a half a heart you have to understand this is so precarious right now oh my god yeah the thing about me little pig I respond go go go go go go go go go go go go oh my god dude holy [ __ ] i’m back baby what happened dude this i was so close to getting killed by that jellyfish thing oh my god i’ve never been so happy to be back in the overworld holy cow See this little guys yeah that little guy i’m gonna let you handle that honestly i don’t have any weapon uh me neither actually i only i mean i have a pickaxe that’s not really much of a weapon all right nice itch oh my god that was so stressful oh what was happening Um so i had like half a heart left i finally found the portal and right in front of it was one of those little like cube guys that splits into like a million different guys when you kill them do you remember those oh yeah And so i was like trying to figure out a way if i could build build a bridge like over to right on top of the portal and then he wouldn’t get me but then like right as i was finishing that a jellyfish showed up out of nowhere And then he started attacking me and i just had to make a run for it and i just barely made it into the portal jesus it was so scary i was so scared sound sounds sad all right i gotta turn off i gotta turn off i’ll go mode real quick uh I want to put my fog back on y’all rocking with fog let’s do oh look out dude there’s a oh [Laughter] after all that i step off oh my god i step off a small ledge and i nick my ankle to death i nicked it to death all right yeah Let’s run back to the house we need to recoup after all that i got all your stuff thank you are you skeletons on here are you running i don’t know our house i don’t know where are you uh uh um i’m going back to our house Am i going okay you definitely i think you definitely went the wrong way because i could see you at first and now i can’t i see the portal okay do you see the big hill that the village is on um thanks whoa a thousand bits thanks uh I think i do do i is that it uh well okay so like if you’re looking at the bed from the foot of the bed i think you want to go i the the hill is to the right it’s like a sand hill no no no no no no no okay okay Let me okay you need to go in the positive positive direction okay so i got sniped yeah i guess so all right i gotta grab that stuff again actually [ __ ] it i’m just gonna run back home positive positive yeah there’s some creepers out tonight though this is kind of Pog we got some creepers a fine way to be welcomed home from the nether i would say oh whoa that was kind of cool this creeper exploded and propelled me forward to run away from them better like oh my god there’s so many oh my god This is so annoying even if i wanted to burn danny’s stuff i can’t it’s [ __ ] gone in the nether there’s so many mobs right now why is there so many mobs huh am i just so many mobs there’s too many mobs where is my house where’s my house i’m in a desert now Okay a desert is a as is on the way back to the house uh are you by the sand are you by the desert temple i don’t know man i don’t even know if i’m going to posit it all right or okay i see a pit of lava okay guys tell me How do these [ __ ] coordinates work positive positive yeah so you wanna so with the you wanna be going in the direction of the two of the red and blue line like like you want to be going away from the middle of the thing you want the numbers to be getting Bigger on the screen as you walk i guess i don’t want it any bigger you want them to be getting less negative so towards zero i guess because since we’re in the negative oh okay i think i’m i think i’m going the right way then where did i die wasn’t it right around Here over here where’s my stuff honestly i don’t even want my stuff anymore i just want to go home i didn’t even have any good stuff i just want to go home so bad yeah i’m over this that was so stressful i just need a good night’s rest to be honest Wait i didn’t even have any stuff i think oh my god safe and sound back home are we ever gonna find a freaking fortress i don’t know man this is really frustrating all right it’s all we want i know that’s all i want i feel like shh like There’s got to be an easier way than just walking around i mean i didn’t have to do this in my other world because i literally spawned like the portal was almost touching a wall of the fortress so it’s just like right there change brightness bestie how do i oh Someone said try building a portal closer to your house that’s actually not a bad idea oh would that change stuff well yeah so the portal would spawn in a different area of the nether then it would take you it would just create a new portal in the nether too Okay yeah that’s actually a good idea i’m actually kind of [ __ ] with that let’s see i’m gonna need a bucket because i’m gonna need lava and i’m gonna need a diamond pickaxe to break the obsidian does curtis have a diamond pickaxe all right i might just Take his don’t tell him i’m taking it bro where the [ __ ] am i i don’t know i feel like it didn’t take this long what are your what are your coordinates right now negative 290 okay and then the other one is 56 okay so i’m at the house right now my Coordinates are negative 130 and negative 212. all right well i’m probably gonna [ __ ] die i can’t sprint so oh yeah yeah yeah i gotta reset my spawn you guys are so right and you take your diamond pickaxe yeah i heard them um okay curtis i’ve got an idea You know what this is a good idea okay you gotta log out of the server and when you log back in it’ll be daytime because i’m probably gonna die i’m in a bed right now and if you log out it’ll let me go to sleep Oh or you could just sleep in that bed yeah maybe it’s daytime now oh it’s daytime anyway okay we’re fine okay okay so from the portal yeah how do how do i get home um positive positive can you can you swing it closer closer to zero yes all right And i’ll just leave you to do that we’ll see how it goes for you yeah yeah i did give them the coordinates it’s so the coordinates that you’re looking for are negative 130 and negative 212. yeah it’s definitely not your fault it is it is mine i can’t figure this [ __ ] out Go right oh my god man where’s the lava gonna be we do need a railroad to the [ __ ] portal dude well i’m just gonna build a portal at our house and then we’ll be pretty much set for life there’s a creeper in this cave hey baby all right She shows up right when you need her the most honestly that’s what i love most about her uh creeper yeah Oh my god [ __ ] off spider hey sexy creeper sexy creeper stuff where the heck is the lava gonna be come on show me the lava that’s all i want maybe it’ll be in here oh obsidian i can just take that where’s this watercolor from there Curtis connis always finds a way someone said let nick oh okay that’s it never mind i said like let nick join the snp but i thought i said let nick jonas [Laughter] dude could you imagine if it was me you and nick jones dude we gotta hoodwink him into getting Into our smp somehow i say hoodwink because that’s the only way he would possibly join is if we somehow hoodwinked him into thinking that this was a good that’d be a good business decision there’s no way he would agree on his own accord we’re i don’t know Where is this water flowing from i do not understand all right i’m home now oh good took you long enough yeah it uh it it really did didn’t it okay uh how many obsidian do i need did i even pick that oh my god uh how many obsidian do i need for this I need uh freaking two plus two plus three plus three four plus six is ten i need ten thank you chat all right i’m gonna i’m gonna head into the mine set spawn i did i did don’t you guys don’t you guys worry about that don’t you worry about it thing All right i’ve got two obsidian now oh what’s that what up people are some i’ve seen two people say to put a sunflower in the nether and it supposedly points towards a fortress does anybody know if that’s true or are we being hazed probably being hazed we are being hazed damn it Hazed and confused i bet i bet if you put a sunflower in the nether it like blows up your whole base or something back in the overworld that’s why they’re trying to get us to do it he’s freaks yeah it like blows up your house back in Like that blows up your house in real life yeah like the sea the cops show up at your door all right i’ve got seven obsidian this is almost enough um i’m not really sure how to get these without dying gold check oh curtis got gold Let’s get some pog that’s an e in the chat Say like smiling for a picture baby yeah when you go to the dentist and you gotta open your mouth for them why is everyone saying no i kinda i’m killing it down here all right dude i got enough obsidian i’m ready to make a portal right next to our base I’m minding like a freaking savage right now dude also you can never travel by getting coordinates of the place you want to go in the overworld and divide the x and y coordinates by eight go to the solution in the nether build a portal and it should take you to the overworld chords You wanted to go since eight blocks in the nether equals one block in the overworld so it would take less time whoa that’s kind of an interesting thing that’s kind of like a fun little factoid what so apparently like the blocks in the nether correspond to the blocks here but like Eight blocks here is only one in the nether and so if you uh so you could travel faster in the if you go into the nether like narnia am i doing this right oh this one’s wrong i don’t need that one you can enchant a pickaxe so it’s unbreakable that sounds op This is the longest mine tunnel ever do you think i think so i might have to get guinness i might have to i have to grab a nice cold guinness and then then i’ll tell you and then i’ll well there’s more beef down here i think the cows are killing each other dude There’s just beef sitting down here this is weird all right i’ve never seen that in my cow weird we got some pretty violent violent cows all right now where’s my flint and steel do i have one anymore okay the verdict is i might not have one anymore shucks The cows are beefing they smell like beef i beefed okay this tunnel’s long af dude why are you guys telling me to break the other portal what does that do why would i do that someone’s someone said that in my chat too oh i’m uh looks like we’re a few yards away From the first portal in the nether okay interesting oh that’s great news where’d you go what is it why why does it matter honestly i just wanted a portal near our base that way we could go i mean i can still i could break this One and go break that one if you guys really want me to okay i will i’ll do it you convinced me i’ll break this one and then i’ll go break that one the portals could link improperly is what someone said i don’t know what that means yo you trying to link and build Improperly i mean no not usually the goal yo i’m down to start a business the wrong way no matter what i do everyone just says no in all cabs i solve world hunger real quick no all right i’m just doing it because my mod is telling me to you guys I’m not listening to you guys anymore you’re just hazing me your mom yeah my mom’s in the chat you’re doing it because your mom don’t you do yeah fortnite stream odd by bob why are you streaming for tonight why are you streaming fortnite why are you streaming on twitch So are you just mining around down there um no i’m i’m i’m i’m uh i’m up top i’m this i’m i put up in the fairness but okay where are you at uh i’m going to i’m going back to the first portal to break it real quick because everyone got a little um Upset before all right okay and then i’m not gonna go there because i got lost yes okay uh oh there’s no that’s mine okay someone’s had curtis pissing in the furnace is that true are you pissing in the furnace dog i wanted to see what what would happen if i put my Oh actually uh do you want to go can you can you just go to sleep real quick i need to um i need to get back but it’s night time and i don’t want to get killed okay i go bad i’m in my bed All right it’s daytime let’s go my stuff should be done by now what it was going all night yeah i don’t think like that sort of stuff goes faster at night like when you go to sleep for some reason i feel like it it would be really nice if it did Yeah that’s that’s stupid to me oh man enough your computer wants you to get mcafee yeah and and i’m allergic to mcafee yeah that’s what my doctor said skeleton in the village troll in the dungeon it’s from harry potter uh sorry i don’t know him is he a youtuber yeah nice He just like get ready with me he goes school vlogs avenging my parents death vlogs uh the skeleton means business i’m gonna run away um yo do you think there’d be any are they allowed to watch youtube and make youtube videos if at hogwarts you think huh I guess i never really heard them talking about youtube in the movies uh but i don’t see why they wouldn’t be able to because like i don’t like they’re not so they’re not allowed to use magic when they’re in the muggle world but are they allowed to use Muggle stuff when they’re in the magic world like youtube is a muggle fan right you know yeah what if they’re like you’re not allowed to watch tv or play video games here because magic only baby you can’t brush your teeth here either not magic enough you can’t use condoms or anything You can’t no you just have to use the spell of protection the condoms fell penis penis penifics all right well guys that didn’t change anything the portal’s still there but where does that one lead now because i broke the portal hold on one sec i gotta go see this for myself Is it just gonna take me back to the other portal what would happen if you broke oh never mind i guess you just die the [ __ ] do you want yeah get in my business again you’re a dead pig you’re a dead pig you’re a real dead pig got our own money Whoa this now wait hold on this is a different place now what the heck where the [ __ ] am i huh now i’m in a different place altogether wait no i’m in i’m just in a slightly different place actually huh okay oh why did i [ __ ] do that i need that Um four blocks in the overworld is one in another says someone’s telling you to eat something all i have is raw beef that whoa i might think freeze oh there we go okay i’m really not sure what i’m doing by breaking this portal i’m just seeing what happens i’m gonna Be done breaking the portals now we’re just gonna live with the portals we got that’s life you know you just gotta live with the portals you got ain’t that the truth amen what’s this then stone cutter what is that oh it cuts stone you can make like uh Stone stairs and stuff easier i think oh that’s absolutely lit ah well i gotta stop placing torches everywhere the [ __ ] am i doing guys i’m gonna go down the slide there’s a slide hey where’s the slide that sounds fun ah i wish i knew where the slide was It’s where the zombie was riding the pig that one time it’s like the water slide like waterfall oh that does sound fun too bad i’ll never be able to go um do you guys watch each other’s videos no i actually don’t i don’t even know I don’t even know what you do well kurt you don’t make videos anymore right you uh you haven’t made you don’t even make videos right no i no i make videos oh really and what do you make videos about really what everything everything from shoes to uh high heels boots Okay sounds like just footwear then you said everything and then the only thing you listed were like shoes and boots yeah and i mean i mean what else is there you know yeah there’s a lot i mean just like in terms of like things in the world there’s like infinite Infinite amounts of stuff sounds like you’re only concerned with like like one you’re telling me content you’re telling me if i walk in if i walk into a foot locker they’re gonna give me an infinite amount of stuff well flip lockers do you think foot locker is the only place now Absolutely like shoes are the only thing in foot lockers the only place in one other place okay um famous footwear oh [ __ ] wait exactly i mean not so much my felt locker uh how about the the oh i know the foot locker in glendale california Or oh wait that’s still a foot locker ah stella locker my friend [ __ ] well hold on i no i’ve been other places besides footlocker in my life i’m just trying to think yeah there was the um the footlocker i was born in what was that there’s like a foot locker type place The foot locker kids oh wait that might okay so that’s also called a foot locker that’s where they lock the kids feet until they lock them up yeah that’s pretty much everything on my channel is all about everything everything on my channel is about everything every video you post is about everything Jeez yeah it’s pretty awesome uh where are you at now are you still at the portal uh i’m back at our village our at our base okay i’ll head over there too guys i can’t get a cat because i don’t have any cod yeah curtis is gonna need some cod I don’t have any call of duty cats love call of duty ah is that a portal on our freaking island dude yeah i made it just for you Whoa oh we got a hype train everybody hop on the hype train it’s more like to bingo oh yeah there’s the train bell it goes beep beep all right now it goes that’s the sound the bell makes choo choo that’s the sound of the train dude you Sound like the crazy frog right now what’s going on dude have you ever do you guys have touch tunes in uh canada the jukeboxes touch tunes all right there’s a type of like at mars and stuff there are like those jukeboxes and you can download an app so You can request music from your phone oh cool no i don’t think we have those um i also have been in my bar in here so yeah my friends used to do this thing where we would go somewhere that had one of those and then we would like we would request A few normal songs throughout the night and then just as we were getting ready to leave we would play crazy frog and then like get up and walk out while the whole bar was like getting becoming confused about crazy frog we would leave it’s a pretty epic song to walk out of The bar too yeah that’s badass all right well do you think you’re gonna be on much longer um probably probably not that much longer okay um i’m trying to think if there’s anything else we want to do during this stream i don’t know we already tried the [ __ ] nether didn’t Didn’t work out yeah hopefully now that our portal is nice and close to our base we’ll be able to like get uh i actually don’t really know exactly how that’s gonna help but it seems like it’ll help yeah i don’t know either because i feel like that we keep having the same Problems every time but all um well do you want to just uh we’ll probably want to go to sleep in a second then we can probably log off yeah probably okay well let’s wait for it to be nighttime are those creepers over there are those cactus i think it’s okay i Wish they were creepers dude they kind of do look like creepers from far away there’s just like 40 of them looking at us over there ladies come on over here let me bring the creeper all right well i guess let’s go to sleep All right you know what i’m going to dream about creepers i think so yeah me too i think i’m also gonna dream all right i’m getting in bed now and i’m ready to dream about creepers oh [ __ ] me too dude oh all right i’m in oh creepers Ugh where am i sick i’m in minecraft whoa who is that i’m in love with the creeper on the low i’m trying to [ __ ] bad as hell she’s a keeper i just hope i’m enough i got a diamond pickaxe i’m gonna kick ass she’s twerking in the Cave to get cash she got a thick ass i’m in love with the creeper i’m in the heart of creeper i hardly know where you know i’m a grower and not a show how did you get so thick with no curves you a whole snack like an order She’s hissing like a demon i’m in her nether regions we’re sailing on a wave hey let me explode in your cave not trying to be too lewd but my sword’s got level three protection feed you weed to get you in the mood my blaze rod’s got a little erection I can’t get you off my mind so i gotta craft a way to make you mine planks and sticks baby give me a sign and break the back cause we’re sleeping tonight i’m in love with the creeper on the low i’m trying to [ __ ] bad as hell she’s a keeper i just hope I’m enough i got a diamond pickaxe i’m gonna kick ass she’s twerking in the cave to get cash she got a thick ass i’m in love with the creeper i’m in the heart of do what’s up i think i found my new bae oh no way That’s what i was gonna say oh that’s tight dude you gotta meet her my girl too she’s a minecraft creeper like holy [ __ ] i think we fell for the same trick that’s impossible who she gonna pick should we battle like liam nissan not necessary if we have a threesome Anchor we got a proposition we got one diamond hoe and a whole lot of seed yeah don’t wanna put you in a weird position he’s got raw pork and i got bone meal to feed ya no pressure we just thought that it could be fun hop on to the mine shaft do It like a speed run we can keep it on the low baby what do you say yes oh nice sick we’re in love with a creeper on the low we’re trying to [ __ ] that is how she’s a keeper i just hope we’re enough we got a diamond pickaxe We’re gonna kick ass she’s working in the cave to get cash she got a thick On the ass we’re trying to [ __ ] hope that she doesn’t blow up that would really [ __ ] suck we got a diamond pickaxe we’re gonna kick ass she’s working in the cave to get cash she got a dick ass we’re in love with no she blew up i knew it i lost all my Stuff i had so many ingots oh you okay yeah i’m awake good morning man i had the craziest dream dude me too wow that was man i mean i kind of even don’t want to talk about it it was really it was a crazy dream but rest assured you would You wouldn’t even believe me if i told you what i what i dreamed about yeah you wouldn’t believe me either so i’m probably not gonna tell you yeah we’ll just leave it at that then yeah uh all right well i think uh i’m probably gonna log off then Yeah me too uh well that was that was fun maybe we’ll maybe we’ll uh find blazer eyes next time yeah i guess so what if the rest of the the rest of this minecraft series is just us trying to get blaze rods and we never do And we can never get them all right all right well i’m going to log off all right man i’ll talk to you later bye bye bye okay let’s go dude um that was a fun stream thank you guys for joining um hopefully we can actually figure out Where the nether fortress is next time and uh yeah thanks for watching i’m gonna try to find a person to rate now let’s see who’s online maybe i should look up like a youtube video about how to find the nether fortress i i kind of feel Like there’s not even a way it just seems like you wander around aimlessly um let’s let’s go ahead and throw it on over to chris what do we say guys a good old chris melberger raid i think so all right uh i’m gonna raid chris thank you everybody for joining have fun um Please be respectful to chris and i will see you guys on monday with another stream bye i will be ending the stream right now Video Information
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