Dream Gives Skeppy a Tour of the SMP

You’re gonna have to give me a little tour you can be my tour guide yeah i can do that right now you want it right now right now okay well we’re standing in eric’s castle aret’s castle okay he’s um he’s the king of these lands technically because he helped us win so what

Happened with that whole war thing who won did you win we won yeah we won okay you won graciously losing no it was it was easy it was easy they’re children all right so and then we go through here this is like the main this is like the community house and

This is the community pet house the community to-do list the community farm all this is just like free basically to do whatever other than destroy it because it’s been here since day one but so this is like the ogog house yeah this is like the og house we used to use

It as a house but now it’s like the community house um i’ll take you to uh sapnaf’s house okay i’ve been to his house in real life and you have that’s true that’s true actually this is sapnap’s house what are these signs that must mean something um oh wow

Was this tommy yeah a [ __ ] courser’s oh tommy anyway this is safnap’s house um and this is uh tommy made a poo machine in every house so oh that’s what they were it goes to the sewer it goes to like the sewer that he built that he built like underneath wait

There’s an actual yeah we can go down if you want let’s go look at it yeah didn’t think he built anything all the way underneath the surface oh wow there is a literal sewer on the server they’re crazy oh wow the point’s assigned to sapnap’s poo machine we’ll go this way

Machine well that’s what he called it i don’t know what that is but i don’t actually know these sewers because i’ve never been underground but we can oh this is purple’s house i guess um he’s really good i’m sure you know purple yeah i mean his house looks a lot better

Than sap nav that’s true garbage let’s go down there and see okay i’ll take it down oh this is cool oh this is like the lower half yeah here’s a ufo in the sky i don’t know how to get up there though over here oh in the sky oh yeah over

Here oh my god your dogs are why are they oh what’s up you saw that too right why are they dark you saw that too okay i thought i was about to go why why are they black i have this ongoing thing where your dogs just suddenly have this never mind this

Michael jackson sort of all right let’s move on um over here is the burnt down remains of tubbo’s house where we destroyed it in the war did he not rebuild it um well he doesn’t technically live here anymore so he decided not to oh i can take and build my own thing

Here then right that’s true you can just take it over and steal his house that’s that is actually true because he does not live here so you can just you can steal his entire area that would be fine this could be your area he moved to he moved to a jungle far away

Is he just underground for a little bit um you can get to his house through the nether like nether travel so but anyway um the ufo up there that’s purple’s actual house let’s go see it it’s actually pretty cool we can go oh so the other one was just like his

Sort of second house yeah you have to step on that and go up okay there you go oh this is so cool oh wow oh this is where the good stuff is is there a rule against uh taking people’s stuff uh it’s mostly just like if you don’t

Think they’d mind you taking it i don’t think you mind this is the map of the server it’s outdated a little bit but this is the map of the server he built it i don’t know it’s like we’re here in the ufo and the main baseline but there it’s a

Little bit outdated but it does have it’s just kind of cool so you can see his castle but you are here yeah wow anyway we can go down here wait no stop come back i i okay i don’t know if i can okay yeah i’m good i want you to name your dogs

I don’t have a name tags i don’t care how am i gonna name it it’s between us and the dog yeah but then but then i’ll just forget and then i don’t know what you want i’ll remember it’s like twins i’ll remind you you can remember which

Ones i’ll tell you i’ll message you every day i’ll hurt one oh no this one’s low so we know this one is oh my skippy okay i put him in a better place you name this one you can only have one dog you can man can only have one best friend dog name

Him or i’m killing him you have ten seconds ten nine eight girls charles charles charles is his name i’ll sit him hi charles skeppy’s a good boy charles killed one of my dogs charles who’s the good boy you’re a good boy wait what if we attack what he’s just like oh

Oh my gosh okay okay see will he never forget no now he’s charles well well he’s still growling he’s mad no no give him time he’ll he’ll forgive him for yet what if i just leave him here with purple’s dog no don’t do that he’s purple he’s an

Angry boy he’s an a do not leave him take him with you literally everywhere you go purple will purple will learn to have him as his own i get it well this is funny actually purple would find him so confused he’d be so confused he’d be like wait what dog is this

Charles i feel bad for him though temporarily we can come back okay later all right temporarily sorry for that thing i did to your other dog by the way i mean i guess i didn’t really care actually but it’s okay you had it coming i i actually did

Oh god i think i just oh oh my god oh is it automatic what okay dream i think i’m never gonna be able to get out of here like i’m literally gonna always be stuck you’re fine you’re fine you can get out now okay oh god come up i don’t know how

I break it or do something i don’t know how i’m trying i got it we’re safe i’m fine you are are you a child you can you fit right in i’m 20. okay well i can take care of myself anyway this is puns house on the left he has like a

Ton of bees i’ll show you them i guess um he loves his bees i don’t know weird people but puns does apparently he has a lot of dogs apparently he collects them i guess yeah i saw those were the dog roulette dogs oh yeah you can see all the bees are all

Like in these hives and stuff there’s so many oh my god yeah he i i wonder why this just seems like a very odd thing to do yeah it’s kind of weird but it’s birds i don’t even know that kiwi and peaches okay well huh interesting you should borrow some pants that way

You’re wearing pants well you didn’t give me any no but i don’t have pants but you can find something why don’t you um you could give me your pants oh well that sounds weird yeah no but like i just meant because i’ve never worn that type of armor before

Here i’ll give you you can make you can make leather pants here take leather that’s lame i don’t want leather pants that’s fine at least there’s something so you’re not naked okay i forgot the crossing recipe for fans uh got it all right let’s keep going nice all right um

So this way that’s punz’s tower and then you see where the big sign that says not a secret base here that’s funny it is a secret base it is it’s fundy sequence not f oh not a okay yeah let’s go over there all right we’ll go to the fundy secret base and

Then we can come back okay nice nice pog well you don’t have to nice me that i can do that every single time yeah we remember the inner dragon video skippy i don’t know after that you never invited me back he was like nope can’t have this guy

Um oh yeah this is it you go here you press the button and you go through ow all right okay and then this is his base ah pretty nice what is this do not click this what is this there probably does something oh god i’m just imagine he like primed his whole

Base with tea and just exploded oh god well i want to go to sleep too oh cool this is like his oh there’s an air in here what wait did he put this here is this like his friend what wait what oh my god that’s so scary

I’m pretty sure it’s in a boat isn’t it it must be it must be yeah it is yeah i don’t want to kill just in case it’s a pet it is a pad i guess all right well oh what this is so cool i didn’t know he like expanded the space ah

Okay well that’s pretty cool i guess this is where he makes his drive what it’s like a secret bed look at this i would not want to sleep in there i’d feel like that is harry potter trapped in a closet yeah that is pretty cool and then i guess oh

There’s another wart and stuff friends neutral enemy don’t care about slash haven’t talked to skeppy whose house is this again this is funny’s house oh fundy we did we did talk once huh wow well apparently he doesn’t care about you so here we can leave a sign we’ll we can

We’ll break the sign wait yeah no let me actually look like a sign let me let me do it no no let me do it we did talk you asked me to credit you in the description all right all right let’s keep going all right let’s go this way

Oh dream i’m stuck you can okay you’re good yeah i think i think somebody pranked him by putting a big sign that says not a secret base over his base and he’s just too lazy to remove it so yeah someone messed around with the skeppy signs in there too

Yeah i don’t know who did that but somebody did rude anyway so coming up on the tour guide coming up on the left we have uh ponk tower which punk has graciously made in his sleep and then on the right side we have um tommy’s house which we will head to

I’ve been to tommy’s house i think my signs are still um in his house did you turn into a fish tank what did you turn into a fish tank at one point did i turn into a fish no did you turn the base into a fish oh

Oh i thought you were asking if i turned in oh no no what no well one point i logged on and like you had just been on oh you can take pants from here look at this oh nice okay cool pretty good all right actually i don’t know if

They’d want that it’ll be fine that’s fine just yes just take it it’s fine tommy’s house this is tommy’s house oh yes yes yes yes yes i’ve been in here thank you for subbing um let me see if i can show you the uh oh wait here’s the name tag oh uh

Grab it yeah i i i know i well let’s leave him let’s leave him let’s leave him you really don’t want to name your dog no let’s leave him let’s leave him wait oh oh what i found a name tag on the floor gaby wait let’s name the dog oh no way

No way wait we can do it later i’ll keep it okay tommy’s just gonna make a whole video about you taking the [Laughter] i care about my name um yeah so we go through here and this is the le mans childbirth well landberg but i call it a man childbirth because they’re children

Um and you can see it oh my god yeah oh this is where i uh spawned in i believe this is like the the war uh the where the war took place and stuff and we won yeah basically we’ve just agreed to let them be delusional and they can build whatever they want

But we won’t bother them unless they bother us that’s pretty much the rule yeppy we just we have a treaty it’s whatever so you’re not allowed to be standing here right now well i no i’m not allowed to go inside i’m not allowed to go inside i have i have pearls

I thought i was doing something there give me one pro my stack goes up from seven to eight and i’m like oh thank you for thank you for the one pearl skeppy all i ask of you is please don’t start any wars that is all that’s all i don’t

Want you if you start a war or something it’ll it’ll be upsetting you know there was something i was trying to do earlier but i just didn’t have that piece of iron in that flint oh my god okay well would you happen to have that material on you and your

If i did i wouldn’t give it to you but do you have it on you i will you know what i will give you one thing okay that is all that is all you can do what you please wait how much of that do you have

I have a lot but but can i have some more please no no no no no dream i’m asking you as a friend it’s gonna be one you also killed one of my dogs and that no i was helping him and i put him in a better place thank you so much

Happy birthday on the 18th send you one more jesus wait sorry what i’m holding up a number on one hand well you’re just gonna lie no i’m not gonna lie i promise no no no when i say the number you hit enter and you put it in the chat all right

One to five one to five all right and three two one send it all right give it oh my god come on give it to me no it wasn’t just one i deserve more than just another one give it to me i don’t care no give me another one i said give me

Another one all right if you can guess the number again okay ready three yes two one go oh no no nothing no no you’re lost no no whoa skeppy skippy oh my god oops all right um i think that the tour is over today no no no no i paid for a full

Server tour all right delete this portion of the vod yeah someone remove it off the internet forever