Dumb Tourist FAILS in Alpha Minecraft – Crazy Squid Adventure!

Minecraft is a pretty popular game but believe it or not it’s actually a pretty old game too and today i was thinking man modern minecraft is good but there’s just too many features how do we fix this why don’t we go back to alpha minecraft you know it doesn’t feel right i have

Too many frames what the hell oh my god there’s no sprint oh my god god i can’t opt to find zoom either oh that’s a big tree wait i’ve never seen a tree this huge before oh it’s like that one yogasquash treat you guys remember that yogscast shadow of israel

Clay we’ve not got sprinting but we’ve got play can i cap my frames render distance no no no yeah this is what we like to see how do i get like the worst graphics oh if any of you guys are watching with 3d glasses i bet you’re having a great time right now

Well where is the sheep he’s gone bold look at this oh my god i’m so bougie this is why i have an rtx pc so i can run alpha minecraft on the best settings wait i don’t have any hunger we need to make a house oh look at that

That is a classic minecraft tree i’m not minding that that’s such a good treat oh my god look at that oh my god this view wow okay i’ve got all of it i’m gonna build a premier room yeah we’re gonna live in a premiere in for all you americans premiere in is

Like it’s like a really really basic hotel shake none of the items in the room have any branding on them they’re all white they can’t afford the copyright to the color red or something meat meat located meat tract meat locked on eye contact maid i have

Improved since the last time i made a house because the last time i made a house was in my far lands video i think but i’ve since built one other minecraft house so i’m kind of an expert now you guys want to know the reason i got this game

It might surprise you i believed in herobrine but also i used to watch yogscast and i i in the little wood made a parody of lady lady gaga was born this way and little squid i thought that it was a bop she thought it was a club classic i

Would have said this is so pogrous but pogba’s wasn’t invented yet and i was like mum can you please buy me minecraft and she said no dear minecraft oh such a classic i can still hear it i played minecraft so much my brain was like hallucinating too much minecraft and i said mother

Please mother please i hear reminds out there i need to find him and she said okay daughter you can play minecraft but you could only play the copyrighted cow edition one of my goals for this video is in the little wood made a heart oh wait oh my god that’s how the sunsets

Used to work oh my gosh what what’s this watch this oh that’s so jarring terrifying minecraft this is my viewing station where i watched the sunset oh my god wait creepers and stuff are going to start spawning quick oh my god hurry up i can’t see brightness where’s brightness

Oh hold on i’ve got a torch i’ll shine it on my screen i think my torch is broken guys it’s working okay this isn’t very effective what is that lava i can use that to light up my house no actually the first time i did that ended exactly how you would imagine it

Ended it ended with me having a really cool house that’s right good idea best idea 10 out of 10. we’re gonna have a theme geometry is important right right how many houses do you go to with a diagonal wall probably a few one or two but not that many

Yes in this house we stand geometry i used to hate trigonometry oh triangles wait how am i meant to put a door there oh i’m so stupid oops one door i don’t get why it gives you three doors in new minecraft it doesn’t make sense it doesn’t add up it sounds wrong

No that’s not the oh no no no that’s so cringe that is so cringe no no no no okay okay so i’m sure many of you have heard the hit minecraft song don’t mind at night but i i’m kind of rogue you see i’m looking at a cave well i’m not

Looking okay let’s find a cave and i’m feeling kind of brave so just saying could go mining at night what is that oh oh what does it make a noise oh that’s so cursed but this makes the old noise huh it’s meant to go oh i can’t make a

Chest noise i’m not chest all right listen it goes like this wow i can’t believe i just made that sound with my mouth so impressive i swear there was a sheep down there right is that a sheep no that’s a creeper oh sorry a creeper just blew up in real

Life i could get a brick floor no i kind of want a cobblestone floor i want that like fergalicious old cobblestone texture you know oh and a roof i always forget the roof but it’s kind of unnecessary to have a roof like what does it do in minecraft like literally seriously

What does it do it keeps rain off you but there’s not like soggy damage in minecraft so it’s no big deal oh i need my torch wait oh my god guys i have a touch on my phone i was touching my phone ugh this is a good idea this has made it

So much worse i don’t think that would help in the slightest oh the sun let’s go watch it from our apartment from our premiere and i forgot it was a premiere in the best premiere in town whoa she’s so stunning wait the light goes the wrong way wait

Where are the chickens and stuff at i swear right you guys want to know something that’s perplexed me for literally years literally since i were oh parkour no something that has literally perplexed me for years where do mobs go and i mean like nice mobs where do they go when it’s night

Time where are they at i can never find them they’re never around creeper oh man oh man ah i’m gonna prove to you right now i am a good role model look at this i fill in my creeper holes a sheep let me just slowly saunter over to you

I hear a bone look you know bone core subterranean skeletons welcome to the underground oh i found it i have a sword you have no swag and i am ah you’re on fire wait can i get a bow oh okay we’re gonna go back to premiering

And we’re gonna make a bed to that because probably please drop me oh oh oh oh that looks slightly wrong what’s wrong with it you guys seeing that guys guys maybe it has to be up here guys what no that’s how you make a bed

Oh my oh okay okay we don’t need a bed because we’re always on the grind anyway if i was cobblestone where would i be so while we’re digging this up i’m going to tell you a fun story one time i was playing an alpha minecraft like a year ago

And i loaded a world and i lived in a lagoon i went downstairs to go and like eat some chocolate buttons or something i come back upstairs and i reload my world and i kid you not it is a completely different world it is a completely different save file i don’t know

How because i’d never played an alpha before and my house was gone it was daytime my inventory was different but the weirdest part is the weirdest part is there was a bed there there was a bed in front of me right there was a bed and a crafting

Table and i think a furnace maybe and a creeper explosion like a recently exploded creep Oh god what is that look at that stone okay where did it go it went straight into my blood this is so mysterious this is so mysterious i wanted a good floor didn’t i i want a wall but i’m gonna need i’m gonna need some materials for that

Some maps guys if you played fortnite you probably know what material you’ve probably heard of materials before can we just appreciate how minecraft characters just whack the dirt look at this i’m not even mining it i’m just chopping at it rtx off rtx on what’s in here i actually can’t see No scope oh oh oh oh oh oh the lava i see the glow all of this minecrafting it’s really reminding me of why i was ah terrified of the night time as a child these guys are terrifying i can’t even run away shaggy i died in minecraft

How do you make a bed okay you know what i’m just gonna i can’t believe it’s come to this it’s been like 10 years oh i need to know how to get a bed oh no there’s no beds you’re joking oh my god oh

Oh okay you guys want to hear a fun fact quoth the minecraft wikipedia originally crying obsidian was intended to act as a block to reset the spawn points until beds were introduced well look how far we’ve come i wonder if there’s anyone out there who doesn’t watch wilbur sup but watches me

Not saying you’re weird comment below if you’ve never heard of you’ve never heard of dream oh el sol that’s spanish for sunrise why do the pigs just oink but the cows actually scream listen to this cow it fears for its life ah what i’ve just got a chest full of

Meat look at this i’ve got the meat chest i can retweet if you also have a meat chest in your house trees are kind of going extinct in my world because of me am i the onsla i actually physically cringe from that we are not the ones that we are not the

Ones that no but we kind of are we’re cutting down trees and we’re making a business oh no i don’t want to role players to once london no no no guys i come from tumblr i don’t know if you guys know anything about tumblr

If you know you know i’m not the one i’m not the one hey oh i just got so much serotonin minecraft i want to build a roof should i do it off camera i could do like an old minecrafter thing where they go all right guys i’m gonna do some building

Off camera and i’ll see you guys in a minute and then i come back and i’ve got a mansion guys i wasn’t recording but like look at this look at this what is that it looks like the side profile of a toilet what is that that look good that looks okay they’re

There for bait and minecraft yeah that’s a classic yeah i’m not going to put stairs on the back of the house because no one can see that right and i’ll have to go and get more wood i’m going to get some more wood for a roof this is clickbait look at this i

Thought that was tree yo forget filling in her creeper holes your girl clear up her tree carcasses on her do we need a roof guys do we even need a roof so i’m just thinking we don’t need a roof we literally don’t need a roof we don’t need the roof we’re

Not having a roof i don’t know if i mentioned this but i wanted to build something from in the little wood borne this way he builds a giant love heart because minecraft you can make your own destiny in this game red dye oh my god how do you make red dye please

Tell me there’s red dye in this game hold on if there’s no red tie how am i gonna make red wool ah it’s in beta this we’re too old oh we can make a love heart here okay now we have a heart we could make a sign

That says premier orange we do that what if i made my own smp right i’m out here like trying to be dream but i made it on alpha minecraft That’s a bed look this is the bed and that’s the pillow oh my god what the hell this is nothing in it this game is so barren this is my bed look at it i said i was gonna make a premiere in sign right i can still do that we’ll make it

On the beach so that people can see it the beach is like the main attraction right people are gonna be coming down to the la palaya they’re gonna be like wow i’m enjoying this minecraft weather it’s so sunny and they’re gonna think i’ve only had a place where i could stay

I’m like then they’ll look up and see my premiere inside and they’ll go i would go i would go i think i’ll stay there pro i’m not gonna fit it ah guys all we could write is that how m’s look no no that’s not how an m looks

I messed up all right prem prem prem prem mmm from like if rem like if prem that’s all we’ve got prem house prem house we need to get back before we get shot how did you get up there how do i get up there uh oh oh oh oh i

Think okay i think i might leave it off here but before we do that i think we should check out our house in modern minecraft because this would look lovely with optifine so let me quickly do some off camera let me i’ll go and quickly do that and then

We’ll have a look at it we made it we’re buying mowing facing south no that’s not a bucket oh at least i could run now huh check this out you guys all know what that is right you know what that is i’m gonna use some magic hold on

Oh prem oh the lack of a roof really um okay you can really tell from down here oh and who would want to even stay in a hotel that’s got no oh and think about that well this is why i’m a minecraft youtuber and not a hotel manager wow this actually looks so

Stunning look at this look at this you could just go for a swim in there check this out check this out oh we have everything we could ever want all right check out something cooler you guys all find this fascinating look at all this weird like chunk error-ness

Look at that oh my god look it’s not even like broken or anything too anyway i hope you enjoyed me messing around being a bit of an idiot and clueless in old minecraft i really appreciate you watching also i’d like to say a few people have drawn me fan art and

Stuff recently and that is just so cool thank you so much if you’ve done that i really love it i hope you enjoyed watching and i will see you guys next time Bye