Dungeons and Dragons: Gold Dragon Bling!

My monitor was on I can’t see anything okay we’re good now I think there we go here how about we go to f11 too there we go adequate how are you we’re back in oury out hey I have a question for you and it’s really really important that you answer truthfully and

Candidly are you ready here I got to get real close hold on no I’m not ready I’m not ready I I’m going to stop this stupid countdown we’re going to go gameplay we’re ready all right we’re already here yeah yeah yeah there’s no reason for countdown here there’s no

Reason for that okay I am here what is up okay I have a very important question for you and I hope that it’s showing look into my eyes do you like them oh oh they’re very shiny they’re very big I went with the big guys big

Too no I love them yeah uh no I really do like them but I’m trying to remember so I like them on their own Merit but like they’re so fit you that I can’t remember the other ones they look like yours they used to look like yours with

Just the the one pixel wide I’m trying something new so uh if any if you like the eyes let me know in chat otherwise if you hate them also let me know in chat cuz I don’t know we’re trying something new yeah if you go with that I’ll need

I’ll need that skin CU then because then all the thumbnails that we put together will be wrong yeah yeah um yeah I’m working on thumbnails all right uh where were we we were in actually I have a pause on the plan here okay so you had mentioned that you thought that

We might be coming to the end of this we might be but we know for a fact we have at least one more um costume change shop one more costume change well we still have the third costume change and then we have the fourth that we could get

Yeah so here’s what I’m worried about I’m worried that they’re not expecting us to buy that costume like for example the one we’re waiting on right now mhm if they had expected us to have enough money to buy it at the beginning of this this quest in here in this Castle

Dungeon or whatever then we aren’t going to be able to get all of them so I was thinking when we get out of here what do you think about a bit of a grind and trying to get enough money for both sets of gear yeah um I need to get my

Shopping fix on I um I have some money but I don’t have enough I don’t think I have four Stacks in 13 which I don’t think it’s enough actually for the kid yeah yeah yeah yeah so yeah cuz I was was hoping that by the time we get

To the next shop that we already have enough money that we’ve purchased this the the the next set and we’ll have enough for the last set when we get there not afterwards yeah yeah I I I want to go shopping and get I what what

Color was it I black robe it was the black I think the black is the next one and there should be one more after that but yeah I know you’re really wanting that black one yeah I was I’m really looking forward to that it’s got nice pretty gyms on

It yeah okay so let’s clear out this D this Dungeon Because I think we’re almost at the end of this dungeon I can’t imagine that there’s going to be like oh and here we find veer’s body and then it’s over there there’s going to be it’s an it’s like an escort Mission now

Right do we take all these people back to safety no we have to go fight someone and then we can take them back to safety cuz she uh okay n ner so ner was uh n’s like our sister oh no she’s the Healer she’s was the town healer oh yeah yeah

Yeah that’s what her job was cuz she was with Mom and Dad and she’s here but she doesn’t want to go back the way even though all the dwarves and the elves are fighting in the other room and we cleared out all the bad guys she wants

To stay here until we clear out whatever’s up here and then we can escort her back probably to the dwarf and keep okay so uh yeah yeah my memor as good as yours yeah yeah yeah well okay I think yours is actually a little bit better than mine

All right so so one thing that I think you need to check though because it happened to me when we got the rod of alignment it unequipped my main weapon so I don’t know if that’s your main sword actually is your oh I see what you’re saying um okay I get here

Weapons yeah yeah yeah yeah I I have my tier three on yep oh how get out of here there we go yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah I I have my main weapon on okay I just want to make sure that it was tier three okay uh I also turned off that annoying output

Before because I was getting teleport messages so again yeah again again again it’s just it’s just a thing it seems It’s a thing all right but I think we’re ready to go right uh sure okay let’s go uh hit the lever just for funsies like crashes the game CR is the

Game we’re loading we’re freezing all right so finally after all this time we have defeated that creature in the robes and now now I can be free again yeah almost there you ready for this no I am sick terrified and Furious but I want this done already that makes

The two of us including the sick part good luck thanks this really does feel like the end but there’s a whole costume slot left yeah I feel like we’re going to get a a fake we’re going to get a fake out do you want to go shopping now

So at least that way we look fabulous when we go fight and recover SP go backwards yeah we can go back the same way we came yeah yeah yeah let’s let’s absolutely do that let’s absolutely do that we’re going shopping cuz you know what’s more important what’s what’s more important

Saving the world and putting a dragon back in his body or going shopping hey if I learned anything from Warframe and Destiny it’s fashion frame fashion frame above all absolutely hey uh guys if you want to come with us um we’re leaving know just feel free to come with us

You’re good you’re just going to stay oh no we can’t we can’t oh boo we like totally were like giving lip all the people inside are like what are you talking about you can’t go anywhere can’t go through the invisible blocks okay we’re going forward it has to be a

Fake out it has to be a fake out yes it has to be and if it’s not I’m going to be very confused and disappointed a bit all right bellies scallies I keep saying these things are going to come to life but they never do oh oh

Baby oh is this going to be a portal we have to jump through I don’t you never jump through right away right no I usually let you go through first oh thanks I get hurt if I touch this fire no there’s no fire damage yes but you

Don’t get hurt by it just catch fire oh my gosh I can’t see I’m on fire it’ll go away okay there there you go see yeah I can’t see all right all right oh look at this no matter which way you turn it just yeah that’s very

Pretty very pretty you turn I am turning oh it just turns relative to me right oh I guess so yeah go POV relative all right you ready yep on three ready oh here we go oh sorry or now I had hoped not to trouble my Lord with such blind

Foolish meat as yourself but if one of us cannot fulfill our desire off this guy then the yeah but he said I think he’s going to another dimension though which is where we’re at you have been eaten and your flesh to our Master once both of your souls have been expanded

You will see our truth and join us oh baby maybe I’m feeling so confused hey you uh you got something on your face there oh he bees fire are we I guess we’re fighting him we’re fighting him it’s on it’s on like Donkey Kong yeah I

Missed boom I got a crit Fireball baby yeah use that fireball oh ow I’m raging oh ow oh his wings I can’t get close to him there we go going to give him yeah that fireball works very Well there you go give him a sunburn yeah he’s burning did he just get smaller okay I not quite sure if that did anything oh yeah the lightning all of the light yeah I’m going to I’m going to give him sunburn too we seem to like that I got a little healing potion

Little fire Shield a little rage heading in oh baby he spits green things he’s throwing up okay that hurt that hurt e lightning oh he’s going to going to spit at me okay this body is our now will protect us uh okay what happened great we used the rod

Apparently oh we cleaned off his face oh he’s just not a pretty fellow yeah I know supposed to be like a tentacle thing okay so so we’ve got V’s body back but V are you okay he don’t look so good V it’s over we it I how do we still

Hear him though can you hear me KRA we are still connected but but not this is he going to go I feel so the Great Dragon Park in the sky uhoh that was an entertaining stumbling block curious and enjoyable show I will not stop you it is clear

That this attempt to bring my world’s Enlightenment to your limited Minds has been rejected and foiled however I would give you a Parting Gift not if anything just so that there is still something left for when my master and my greater self finally step out of your kind’s dreams and into this

Reality what that oh what’s what’s going on what the world is he going to turn to a worm person now what did you do to him yes an interesting dream for sure why are we just looking at this guy we should kill him I well cuz we already again

Again that’s gross here I’m going to get these coins here real quick look you can push it around face oh it’s always nice I take his clothes but like his robes are kind of like wormy and gross I don’t know I kind of want the mask though the mask is kind of

Cool but could you imagine the things that have lived behind that mask yeah yeah y that is that is a set of diseases so Vier flew off over here I don’t see um I can’t get down yeah these are barrier blocks I don’t think we’re following

Them think we need to uh yeah this was I I was hoping that this would be a little more interactive that we danced around this pillar but clearly not we were just too powerful we just took them out too fast all right we cuz we dumped all of our stat points in

Strength all right I guess we have to go back through the portal then we can free everyone and then then we can go shopping out of all the custom Blocks they’ made for this thing these pillars are my favorite oh yeah the swirly blocks yeah those are super cool looking

I I think I like the red ones cuz they look there’s a little like Star pattern in them the ones are very nice too the the the star ones feel a bit more minecrafty the swirly ones are just their way out there true true true true

Yeah but the P I love the portal so last time you wanted to count count in should I just jump or you going to count just jump cuz we’ll never get in sync here one two what’s happening I can still feel you but all I feel is feel hey our

Horses are still here where are you nice oh thank all the divines you’re safe Mom and Dad oh yeah of course I I feared the worst I didn’t I can’t believe that you are you hurt your father’s a bit of a wreck seeing you again and I can’t say I blame

Him but we can manage whatever you need of us I’m sorry but I think my friend is really have to find him just uh just have everyone follow me where is everyone and how did we get over here okay we can go down now hey mom dad follow

Us go meet V oh okay nope this person hello that was what have you done that was one of the most hering fights ever endured worthy of assault and you should have seen how many of those riches we cut down but I’d rather not I never want

To do this o falling blocks over here that’s I’m considering an early retirement after that you can’t retire you’re enlisted sorry I saw the dragon run by it didn’t see us and I wasn’t sure if it was friendly or still under the Court’s control so yeah we don’t

Know either decided to wait and see if you could explain things no we can explain everything right adequate did you see where he I he’s right outside oh there he is I didn’t see him before that big pound of gold yeah that’s him of course all right uh thanks for pointing

Us in the right direction hello hey buddy you doing okay oh you don’t sound okay that sounds like the flu I think you might have a hangover what happened talk to me what can I do oh nope he’s in my face again what in the are we seeing his dream or

Something yeah I don’t know but your name your player name tag is above all the monsters yours is too yours is too it turns out that the enemy was Among Us this entire time W dear Lord that was loud up I woo got turn the volume down on that

Yeah right where’s my audio settings oh I have mine set to 30 and that’s still that loud okay down to 20 easy sorry if you no longer have ears anymore in the chat okay honey I where you’re with us you’re safe the demons where are the

Demons there are no demons it is so awesome by the way your stream has now I’m fully caught up with your stream so I’m seeing your interactions in life this is great what really I’m yeah I’m watching your stream and I can see where you’re at we’re in the same spot now it’s

Great like you’re at continue yeah right right right right okay okay okay I see what you’re saying I saw ah oh my head why is our head hurt again we no longer have a dragon in our head we should be okay I’m thinking Mom and Dad are

Sus yeah I mean didn’t the the the worm guy tell us that they were taken yeah they going to like leave us I don’t know yeah yeah I think they’re I don’t think they’re our parents anymore here yeah what happened to him I am here

Again oh what where in our head what was that what did we just see why are you not in your body the creature of worms forced that Vision into my mind it was oh so you bailed and you’re like no I’m going to be in your mind instead you did

Not ask permission you do not move in without permission I did not mean to return to your mind and expose you in the first place it simply happened not appropriate folks not appropriate I am sorry all right all right I’ll take the apology that’s the first time he said

Sorry this entire it is pain it’s still hurts got to take the little it’s like it’s like those movies where dads are horrible for to kids like for you know their entire lives and sometime like in when they’re 18 they finally say they love you and they’re like oh it’s a

Wonderful moment like no they they did not say they’re they love their kid for 18 years that one I love you does not make up for it doesn’t make it better sorry are little little tra that we’re coming through there okay little tangent little tangent little tangent okay

Moving on you think uh you think they have worms in their head what was that we saw our parents are they are they possessed by something else it doesn’t make sense and it hurts to think about to remember yes we felt and saw the same

Thing I can only I don’t know about you but the only thing I saw was merely adequate was the villain and all of this seemed like nonsense to me yeah yeah turn us against each other because all I saw was AER and was the villain that’s all I saw however class

Vision that was a vision of demorgan prin oh the demorgan hey here’s my stranger things crossover again no he wants nothing more than to drag all of creation into the infinite tumultuous depths of the Abyss yeah but is it like the void or is it just

Like hurt us I don’t know even if you could not understand the message I could I could feel it in my bones at least for the brief time that I had any who’s going to watch over your body man what happens if you like I was

Say I was say who’s driving it right now I was like what’s to stop it from like going like rampaging what’s to stop it from stopping to breathe yeah yeah yeah demoran is coming and he will be bring his swarms of howling ravening demons with him all can you see this yeah okay

So which one like the prison demigorgon info or we need to go um yeah sorry it just caught up uh not like the prison Demi Gorgon info no more prisons for us no no no what they’re saying is uh are they going to swarm howling like the

Prison I’m guessing all that’s going to say is he’ll just say no way worse yeah so maybe demorgan yeah tell me about the demigorgon cuz all I know about the demig Gorgon is stranger things I don’t yeah what can you tell me not much he has come to the

S to disappoint any D andd player watching the stream right now I really am imprisoned here for decades by an order of holy Warriors preventing him from ruling his domain and plotting against us the second time he appeared in menzo Branan along with several other demon princes and their battle nearly

Destroyed the D city menzo bonzan is protected by Lo and teaming with some of the strongest Fighters and spellcasters and all of fyon you can imagine what demogorgan could do to the surface world and its less protected cities it would be a massacre yes to say the all right aside

From that he is also known to spread mad the disease the survivors of his attacks if any would be broken men and women women who could prove as dangerous to others as themselves so I’m getting the picture that he might be a bad

Guy you think so I I think so I think I think they’re hinting at it I’m not quite sure though I’m not convinced no no okay I guess other way we need to go that’s not exactly good news okay one thing at a time we need to get going before something access in

These tunnels C can you go back into your body if we use the rod again maybe but I fear that the vision will return dude you just got to guil deal with the Visions I felt that my brained and was ready to split from what I had seen I

Worry that ASP endure the pain being in my own body for too long will drive me mad you’re a bit crazy so we’re going to go mad instead okay whatever whatever man that’s a problem I can’t move your body on my own none of us can and I I

Can’t just leave you here you got off the churros buddy use the rod then I will stay in my body for as long as I can stand it before I come back into yours as much as I hate to admit it I do not think that I

Can survive in my own flesh you will have to move me a small are we going to have to like fight our way through with moving him 20 yards at a time I can’t imagine to make it that painful let’s see okay then this is going to

Take a long time he can only move for a little while before he needs to rest can you still escort all of us out of these tunnels and back to mythal Hall escort Mission it’s an inconvenience doubt about that but I’m more worried about being stuck and exposed down here still

If it’s the where they store the dragon in the arena then my S and I still have a mission to fulfill imagine back back in his cave all the way back there that’s like months away I don’t know okay thanks no he said watch her back all right then

Let’s get started oh it’s an escort oh no cut scene just a walking cut scene oh oh oh oh yeah that’s kind of an inconvenience for sure yeah yeah where’s his head little tired well it’s a good thing that there’s no bad guys down here except for that imp

Vol yeah there’s one that’s right we’re just going to carry that thing with us all my days did I think to see a dragon in mithil Hall not after what shimmergloom did to this place inviting one to stay with us though he’s good yeah here we are fanger tells me

That even though the body is healed every time Vier attempts to reenter his body while the vision is still fresh in both his brain and soul it causes the brain itself to start tearing apart yeah like that what do you propose to fix this yes yes

Finger what are you going to do about it unfortunately there is no quick solution should we wipe the memory from the dragon’s brain his soul still remembers the soul would reintroduce the vision to the brain and we would be in the same place we started the best we

Can do is to fortify the mind so that the brain will be strong enough to endure the information when the soul returns honestly this is a fascinating opportunity to investigate how we might strengthen our minds and perhaps accept eldrich knowledge that okay than you f that’s enough we’ll talk about this more

Over dinner once our work is done you notice he says like over dinner a little bit later like he’s interested in it now according to you two how long until demagorgon arrives next Tuesday we aren’t sure we think it’s pretty soon but we can’t be sure how soon I think

The fifth season comes out like sometime at the beginning of next year oh sorry stranger a stranger thing sorry and what other proof do you have that they will indeed appear well the monster that took his body and soul and put into ours told us it was going to happen so

Yeah the priests Wizards and I already ran tests and managed a bit of divination as distressing as this is to admit what Katra describes as very possible maybe even likely yeah take that well then in that case we will need a plan and soon most of all though we

Need information our priests and clerics here can only tell us so much and I question how useful their often biased insights will be in the first place Hey cuz they don’t have an Insight check they keep feeling it well if it is information we need we know someone who might be able to

Help I’ve been meaning to contact him about oh we’ve got a phone call the guy away who we never got the thing for to phone call him what was his name and candle keep oh the guy in the tower yeah while you’re doing that he was supposed

To give us a phone but he never did improving our defenses against demons of all things I never should have wished that this job was more interesting let fi listen in on the conversation if you can he will be able to add more than I oh so much

Dialogue okay uh do we want to go shopping before we talk to him yes oh yes please yeah okay back away back away please don’t be barrier blocks yeah there’s no barrier blocks oh unless everyone’s up here and we can’t go shopping because everyone’s up here time to go shopping I need that

Shoing healing where you going in it oh it’s over there I see sorry yep oh here’s all the people they’re like yeah there’s just a dragon over there no big deal no big deal okay okay uh let’s see do I have any no I think I I don’t I don’t think I

Got any of the new clothes I don’t think I don’t think I got anything of anything okay I got me my staff going to get me dashing robes I don’t really care about the Hat though am I going to have enough I don’t think I have enough oh I have

Exactly enough oh I’m like 50 40 41 away from getting enough oo I look good though boo look at these antlers man check this out you are decked out those are some crazy antlers yeah so what are you missing did you did you already get the sword boots

Uh boots oh do I actually I may be doubly behind I made I don’t think I forgot the weapon okay we’ll do where’s the weapon oh here it is oh yeah it’s a gold weapon yeah I need like two more Stacks just to get this stuff so you

Need 80 plus 60 so 140 look at that quick maths something like that something like that all right yeah look at that you got you got a cloak now too your clo yeah oh look at that oh that’s a cap capes yeah fancy capes no capes

Yeah Edna says no capes it’s very bad for you oh man I love it look at this it’s like twisty and everything look at that physics and mcraft who would have known who would have known okay so we’re going to go out in the wilderness and kill a bunch of bad

Guys yeah well do you want to chat to him first and then go kill a bunch of bad guys or we can we can we even go the question oh yeah we should check because if we could go I think we should that way uh I I don’t want to start a whole

Another thing by talking to somebody yeah I also don’t want to be broke when we get our new armor I tried to give them onions I tried to give them onions for the food they wouldn’t take it well that’s why that’s why they um arrested US last time

You gave them onions and then M that’s why the TSA alarms went off dwarfs don’t like onions no these ones don’t there’s cart guy yeah so cart guys here and he wasn’t here before so or maybe he was I don’t remember but I have a feeling that we still can’t get past

This is the person I said that looked like an orn but it’s not and there was a barrier block here we couldn’t get past oh is there a barrier block oh yeah yep Moon Vine yeah that’s why I’m saying we got more Adventure coming because there that Moon vines or

What I can barely read it Moon Vine or whatever it is uh so I don’t think there’s bad guys up here we may need to take the cart back down well here let’s try cuz there’s another path over here okay and if you read very closely you

Can read exactly where we’re going mhm mhm good signs Oh no you’re right you can’t okay let’s see if the cart will take us there’s a wall of disappointment right there back to mebe remember the name of what’s the name of the icy place um uh ice wind Dale that’s that’s got to

Be it yeah you had thought that coming back would not be as bad as the first time you had plenty of time to at least somewhat harden yourself to the Cod so returning to the Dale’s Icees should not be yeah it is it’s weird wrong it’s just

As much the Frozen in hospital here’s another place we haven’t gone up in that castle yet either fingers remember from last time oh are you sure we haven’t yeah we didn’t go up there that’s a that’s the keep is it just a plain old castle or is it going to be blocked

Off works exploring we’re abandoning the main quest after a dragon destroyed most of what was known as 10 Towns K din’s residents built this Castle as a last protection in case such a disaster should come again would have known we miss to fit the enti town’s population

But it does make for a tidy and secure residence for the local Lord and his family tidy and secure yeah okay one local Lord that’s it that’s oh look at this at quit I want that look at that cloak it’s like a rogue’s cloak though yeah

Dashing through the snow and a one horse open slay o treasure chest and I bet this one’s not a mimic oh yeah this one’s bom there you go take half that all right we’re on our way we’re just casually uh raiding the Lord’s place here here why don’t you sit up

There that’s kind of where you belong with those cool yeah oh yeah that’s fabulous looking good looking yeah um we’ll see I decree that all my subjects shall make pies you have heard him all subjects of this place shall make pie pump pumpkin or pean um all pies all pies except for key

Lime pies oh lemon mering no lemon mering or keyme Pi shall be made in this Kingdom jez okay wow rough rough rough rough very strict rules I’m strict but fair strict but fair strict but fair that’s that’s it that’s all the keep there is that’s kind of a that’s a

Big castle for a one armchair oh can we go that way yeah but I don’t know if there’s going to be anything back here we’re exp find a chest or something the back of the castle cuz we expect rewards for exploring random places and the game’s not going for us

We have been gaming long enough that we know this is how this works right there in the back is where they store like a super powerful weapon that you can only get but apparently not here no oh wait are we blocked in nope she gotta suck

In okay hold on here you go I can I can do it I can do it I swear I can do it parkour parkour Master there we are we goo all right so we’re just going to do a little bit of grinding for some money

So you can get or 140 coins yep okay well so here’s the question do we stop at that or do we try to get enough money to buy uh the next set as well let’s try to get enough money to buy the next set too well we don’t even know how much

It’ll be though so well I’m assuming a fairly safe bet will be a stack per piece okay so five Stacks five STS no so so this was 60 a piece already so I think the first one was 20 this one here was 40 go check I bet it’s going to be 80

What whatever 80 * 86 32 and a half stacks plus the weapon which will probably be 100 so probably seven Stacks I don’t know if we’ll grind out seven stacks of coins but do a couple I’m G to take a horse many horses this one looks evil oh we can take on

The um uh the the the mine flares is that what they were oh right yeah let’s go give them a shot now that we’re a little more we’re all buffed up we’re a little more buffed up little more handsome now that you’re stronger and I’ve got more magic yeah now that now that

Yeah yeah which way was it again I don’t remember this way ooh oh they just disappeared here it is here’s the mine fler ship everything is just disappearing no not not this guy in front of me um I don’t know where you are die already thank you oh new one I don’t see

Where you went I’m behind you behind me you left me in the dust oh you’re way back there okay sorry I’m fighting a troll who doesn’t seem super interested in me oh but you have so many good qualities I know right but some people they just aren’t interested in you and that’s okay

He sometime I can’t Target him with my magic Missile though for some reason come here horsey horsey here you go oh I see your magic your powerful magic oh there you are it is terrifying seeing you riding through there with those horns though oh yeah oh yeah baby look at

That I just wish it like did something like I wish it like a second weapon or something does do something it makes you look more min oh yeah look at that I’ll take care of that for you yeah thank you appreciate it I needed a little bit of more lightning in my

Life we’re going to tickle him tickle him with the sun I don’t know if that did anything oh no you don’t hold it I mean yeah have to cast and let go oh I had to hold it to keep it rocked but it never it never lowered anything

Until you to you till you let go and then it started taking damage away from him okay I don’t know all right we’re going to try this again we’re going to try the mine flares again just see all right hey I found our other horses they’re still here oh that’s

Wonderful oh you’re fighting them already uh yeah I’m here I’m here I’m here oh yeah we are powerful uhoh I’m actually in a little bit of trouble right now yeah me too I was like uhoh I don’t you know I’m I’m in deep trouble actually all right not that strong oh no you

Died um I have really bad news for you when you die you went all the way back all the way back no yeah all right what do we do uh I can keep trying to fight and get stuff or I don’t know what what do you want to do this hide there okay

No stop stop stop stop stop I returned pumpkin pumpkin eater oo hey you said you said pies were okay you decreed that we have pies yeah I guess yeah you said you said it all right so that went terribly I still squishy no I think they are just

Whatever that ability is that has them suck you in is a little too much little too much for me you going to fight the trolls yeah sure I do want to oh that worked worked surprisingly well actually yeah I don’t I don’t quite get this emulation thing it’s like I click it I

Don’t either I’m wondering if some people I wonder if some people are immune to it that’s a thing in D and D right like like like in Pokemon you know there’s certain things that uh certain types are immune to well no they were definitely taking

Damage but I don’t know oh I got someone I think I got someone from Indonesia welcome welcome nice having everyone from all over the world here okay that worked on him I want to see what the fire Shield does it’s it’s nice being able to experiment with stuff and

Place it’s a little bit safer yeah I’m just I’m not sure how that emulation works yeah that’s right my fire Shield is yeah there you go have all my oh yeah oh man my attack speed is so much better now more trolls why am I so slow though I I’m slow

Too hello trolls hell have you seen a movie within you I’ve saw a movie that had you did a very good job in it I was very impressed um were they dancing and singing yes that’s exactly what they were doing I think also they had um pink hair oh yeah that magic Missile

Works here I’ll help you I can do damage now oh you you punched him good job I poked him with the with the pointy my staff that’s what we want every Mage to do we we already decided this I’m actually the Barbarian you’re actually the mage all right is there

Anything don’t remember we’re just going to loot back and forth we need to get some more money for anyone wondering what we’re doing we’re broke we’re broke spend all of our money at the shops didn’t leave any for more goodies later oh I missed oh there’s something behind me I didn’t see

That kaboom byebye I like how they just kind of bob up and down and dance oh the Edie screams at you okay emulation we got to find out what this Does I don’t I I just don’t get it it’s very unclear to me what emulation does um um um to help you I’m coming to help you okay okay here I’m going to I’ll poke them baby poke poke I’m actually pretty I’m pretty hurt uh I need to let’s see do I self

Regen or do I have to do something I think we just self regen right oh yeah okay yeah I I should pause for a moment till I go attack something else okay I’m going to go attack the yetis I I genuinely don’t know what this emulation does I’ve been playing around with it

Sometimes I got to hold it for them to do damage sometimes I got to be close I just don’t know what ah you just came out of nowhere buddy oh you had a friend come out to say hi what was that um my rage did you hear me activate

It yeah I think that’s what that was little scary these guys are super strong for how little gold they give you hey I got the little red got the blood Vision going angry rage oh I do not like how they just spawn on top of you that works

Fireball go go go go go gadget emulation do something please do anything pretty thing I’ll just stand over here while you’re distracting them hey don’t worry I’m tanky I’m tanky they are going to spawn on us though all right where we at we’re at 2

And a half I I don’t even oh you’re doing way you must be picking up almost all the gold I barely have over a stack okay we’ll get it oh come on why the lightning not work didn’t ask nicely Lisa will you throw lightning bolt on their heads oh dear ow y you

Okay sure yeah I’m totally good totally good totally good watch out for the two yetis coming up behind you they’re over there they’re not here Yeti they’re here to mess up your day go uh Fireball emulation how close do I have to be for this to

Work maybe oh it worked on one of them but it slowed me down Yeti I do like the crits when they go off why does my magic make a oh I missed I won’t miss though yay uh actually maybe we should wander off a little bit further and fight some

Other creatures this is I’m sure fascinating viewing there are more creatures here than these two yeah the the Wolves the Wolves yeah let’s do some wolves find out what gives us more gold ridiculously overpowered oh they run after you though oh oh yeah I like fighting these way

Better I can dodge them yeah um that makes one of us here um I’m bringing stuff to you so just uh y watch out jeez we these guys they’re not Bears what are they I think they’re wolves aren’t they like dir wolves are they direwolves do

We know I I don’t I don’t I’m just guessing we’re just guessing well the good news is is we know how to get back to uh the year very very quickly we just die no okay I have enough now to buy my current set okay so it just depends what we want

To do now at this point sorry how much do you have you have 120 um yeah close yeah more or less wow why can’t I aim with this magic staff we’re just testing out our new abilities that’s what we got to do we have to test out our

Abilities okay so question hold on this was the what was this place this is where the dwarf were what was this place on the side over here then cuz there’s this other castle with another entrance over here okay check it out check it out I hope this isn’t like

The side entrance that we were supposed to go to and we just kind of said no we’re going to go look over this going to go look at the things that we missed and ignored oh by the way if it sends us back over here after we talk

To AER I’m going to be smid disappointed eh whatever yeah whatever mate yeah so over here it’s not the destination it’s the journey what is this place keep out goblins ahead ooh oh we’re going in we’re going in we’re keeping in goblins hello knock knock once a military Outpost this Fortress was built

By the Lords of Water Deep to protect the prison of reel’s end as well as neighboring 10 Towns the soldiers there performed their Duty well but the dragon appeared and latched on to the side of the tower the beasted its freezing breath into the building again and again

Until everyone and everything inside to block I don’t think they need air conditioning up here towns to defend and soldiers afraid to house there for fear of their comrades ghosts The Outpost stand anywhere I don’t I don’t know I don’t know hold hold on you uh see uh actually

I want to uh look at my stats did we get a new stat point I did get a new stat Point yes um let’s see everything’s going really well I don’t see any reason to oh yeah let’s add let’s see cool on time for spells okay we’re adding

That um yeah I’m uh I’m just going to keep dump stuff into uh strength so I do more damage I’ll keep I keep putting stuff more stuff into magic funny it’s cuz your lightning does so much damage it’s worth it for you oo hey I know you

Guys that was quick okay this is definitely and they give like the same amount of gold this is definitely the thing to do can we jump up here yes parkour there we go no that is just Why decorate something if we can’t go in it I I can’t imagine

It be never go in is there another way in yeah where did the dragon start putting the air conditioning in oh stairs stairs okay so far so good going up okay still going up going way up oh yeah oh hey guys you walk right into that you guys aren’t

Goblins wow that was thank you was efficient uh and there staircase over here okay great downs we go someone would uh clean up every now and then maybe maybe these skeletons will never come to life and that’ll just be a massive disappointment for us I’m waiting for the skeleton horde to

Attack us I know every every time we go to a place that’s just Litter with skeletons oh what is this oh it’s like a little toy owl oh dear sorry what you just Oh I thought I attacked you oh there’s like a bottle over here I just

Got a potion I was on the ground this is an Easter egg or an egg is that so cute to what it’s I think it’s supposed to be a uh a stuffed Al bear oh yeah yeah yeah yeah that’s just downright adorable is indeed oh look this is where

We were yeah but in the barrier Reas this this one yeah oh well I was hoping that we could like pick this up maybe yeah there’s not much here oh here we that thr that Throne is more you right there yeah this is me I’m feeling this oh how

Did you do that I didn’t oh oh you didn’t okay that was impressive there’s a barrier block there too all right now we got a loop back MH all right well I think we got enough to get you through to what you need yeah we got the first set and I’ve got I’ve

Got some money then that I loan you I can spot you I think only yeah I think I’ll only be bummed if we uh get to the next town and we don’t get a chance to get that stuff well we will if we get to the next town we definitely got to get

Our stuff before the final boss because there’s going to be higher level mobs there yep there’s got to be if the next set is if your next set of clothes is like red or something you’re going to change you’re going to keep it that’s a really good question I don’t

Know you already know if it’s going to be red or not no I have no clue you you you’ve been cheing you cheater cheater pumpkin eater no you you haven’t had red though yet right yeah I don’t think I’ve I’ve had brown gray blue black it have to be red

Wouldn’t it that’s how D or or maybe green oh okay so what are we doing we heading back yeah so here here’s what I’m going to do uh we’re going to expedite this yeah it doesn’t count against us it doesn’t I’ll let you die this might take

A while oh they uh oh they they’re they’re showing you love look at that yeah genuinely this is going to take a while I might actually start regening uh okay can I can I attack you yes please oh here we go now they got it I love I’m just standing here and

They’re not attacking me they’re just attacking you y y yep yep oh hey you want to play with me now okay all right right side hey nice y uhhuh it’s like Mom they keep hitting me tell them to stop if I interact with the person will

You just get teleported maybe give it a try yeah okay s just a little laggy over here we know you’re so tanky it’ll take you forever well who’s this help to find a friend from home maybe the evow who helped you in Candle keep I have no idea

Who those people are that’s the one oh apparently I do who was that by the way any chance I’d know their name it was Arch Mage thesari Sage of magic in Candle that was her name yeah maybe I should have mentioned that when I was explaining everything

After I first got here yeah and you can just contact him whenever you like no we can’t cuz he didn’t give us phone thing well not really he made it pretty clear that this was a limited privilege still he would even the youth but I just talk to him already okay how

How do we do that am it’s just going to happen oh my gosh he’s it’s are you kidding me this is Katra the one with the dragon issue I hope that you aren’t using this Stone just to ask for gardening advice about a nice dog you saw

Sarcasm gardening or there’s a crisis I think I know you know the answer to that it’s always sarcasm it’s sarcasm by dog you mean a dragon that is having trouble oh that wasn’t very sarcastic then I’m afraid I’ll have to disappoint you oh now that’s my kind of

Dog that’s right never mind what progress have you to make this as brief as possible we found the rod of alignment able to put back into his body for a little while but there was a complication and his soul had to come back into me however we learned that there’s a significantly

Larger problem on the way apparently demagorgon has found a way to enter our world and is about to tear open demigorgon or a demigorgon are there multiple demorgans no I think it’s singular as in the Cent Beast as in the Beast I think is better any City if he

Sneezed at the wrong time uh yeah that’s the one cence in Demi Gorgon no not this time what is he doing who what that isn’t exactly promising news just toally are you do you see the no we’re on the phone with him well oh do you not do you not see

The uh at least be a toles the obvious oh that’s all I’m that’s all I’m seeing right now it’s just the subtitles you hear him no I I stopped hearing him it went silent I’m very sorry this probably makes zero sense to you uh he’s narrating right

Now thar is trying to escape to another realm how you but your toast or something else and he’s just rambling might not have that kind of time in the first place trying to escape we’re asking for ideas he’s saying let’s run away pardon make a newc weapon he says

We need to make a new sacred weapon weapon properties that could take just as much time though so you would need Master Craftsman and power we need a master Craftsman and some enchanters well how good are the dwarfen Smiths of mithil Hall of the in the world I’m ench

We have to uh enlist the dwarves to help us with mithil that is if we could get any why I think you two should talk I’m probably just going to slow things down me okay so now he’s going to talk to F this I of candle keep I am fer geared in

This is weird I wonder why it cut out and research in mythal h i don’t think it was supposed to kick us out of the cut scene Stone to me well first stone wanted to say an supporter of theow and is just um well what’s the word for it Browning

Apprach ah M you see this uhhuh I eagerly await your message he says he’s awaiting a message you again okay he’s handing the phone back to me es hope that was worthwhile it was I’m not much of a Craftsman myself so fen’s input is important now thiz brown the weapon

Schematics and inscriptions to him the dwars can only do so much now phenomenal Builders and quite capable with magic but I go shopping while you do this okay yeah have you ever heard of the Moon Warden no the moon Warden should I have maybe it’s near to mythal Hall and the

Elves there are rather skilled spell wavers even if they do not know how to create the necessary enchantment they will know someone who we just teleported uh we did I didn’t even with this item I’m sorry you have definitely teleported right next to me very strange once again I think we

Have broken the game yay we’re good at that they had the rod he said they would and then that they would keep an eye on me or something oh no it’s not letting me interact I can’t buy the boots well you seem to stick your nose where it doesn’t

So it’s saying we need to go back to the storm Giant broken at least I didn’t break it this time get your there’s quite literally two of you here but she doesn’t care about small I’m not even there may I see you over there shopping and then I also see you over

Here so apparently we could theoretically just kill demorgan if we were strong enough which maybe I’m the bad guy send him back to the abyss that way that’s the current is to use holy weapon okay so we need to get a holy weapon I’m going to try something I’m

Actually going to hop out of the game and hop back in once you’re here we have our work cut out hopping out hopping out I’m hopping out of the game not expense or chances when we kill the next to a deity yes there we go I’m hopping

Back into the game long than I would have liked than finding out later that our best defense against demorgan is fled and about as Take this this letter of introduction was signed and seal by our King seek s moonwood and give this to the elves in charge they’ explain the situation and secure you an enchant oh I’m sorry can you get rid of it no it’s actually kind of cool you can

Get to the moonwood by okay go you can get to the moonwood by going alongside until you come to a ravine destination Qui good luck and be quick all right so oh hold on so go to your menu the question I want to know is did he give you the cool looking sword

Too I got a skill hold monster I got I got I got I got more magic oh my goodness did I get more magic why do you get all the magic it’s unbelievable unbelievable I’m pretty sure there’s only like two things that are our core skill and everything else

Is added okay so you’re wanting to know if there’s a new weapon in there huh yeah oh yep yep yep I got I see the the M yeah the what’s it called uh eth eth snag let me read this I didn’t actually see what the weapon was okay this is uh

Snag yeah very horrible stats but it looks cool yeah but it looks cool it’s probably more F more fitting that you have a sword than a staff you know what actually I’m I’m very tempted I’m very tempted all right hold on I’m just GNA I’m gonna go shop real quick I’m shop

Now that hopefully I can cuz I’m going to be completely honest with you between trying to narrate and US debugging why that wasn’t working I didn’t pay any attention at all to what they were saying so we have to go take the sword that we have do some Elves and enchant

It for us maybe okay great you said the dwarves had to do something too no the dwarves gave us the sword oh okay good I’m I’m really looking forward to this axe I want to see the axe yay I have seven gold left oh it

Armed it for me yeah do you have the boots okay cool yeah baby so you’re Decked Out Here I Am decked out in all my golden Glory go there’s for some reason is stronger than iron in this game that’s not you know that’s not the way it’s supposed to be oh thanks money

There’s some money for you so you should have like stack and a half I wonder what this um new magic does it paralyzes hold monster it keeps him still okay okay okay okay all right oh I know I need oh I do do you have any potions cuz I ran I

Actually needs I think bu got potions I think I’m good okay I I do need a couple healing potions I’m going get four I need like a satchel though like store all these random items that I’m collecting oh I’m not near cling close to fill out my

Inventory all right so what’ you get so we got some potions yes I I just got healing okay what’s Amulet of proof against detection it’s something that they gave us to go wand down the mines but I don’t think we ever actually used it it’s it’s probably we weren’t paying

Attention it was another we weren’t paying attention thing gosh this the red is pretty snazzy on you though hold on I know I like look so good I don’t know if I’m want to change in the next outfit this I think this may be the one those

Horns I mean I wouldn’t change out the horns but if you you’re going to get some snaz upgrades cuz this look like like little tattered little tattered here around the cape oh it’s not tattered that’s like uh you know animal skin stylistic embellishment all right where are we

Going again uh wayfinder says up here okay great we have to go back through customs back to the TSA you’re not supposed to go back through the line I know right supposed to be a separate way for exiting sorry I’ve been jumping run jumping again it’s so much faster

Okay all right the wind the wind is on our back woo the mythro mines are behind us okay we’re next the Deep made mythro Hall’s lighted Cavern seem bright as day finally stepping out into the sunshine again after so long the world is blinding you squeeze your eyes shut

Waiting for them to adjust as you listen to The Breeze drift over the mountain and fear it brush against you enjoying the first fresh live air you have felt in what feels like years when you can finally open your eyes again the view down into the Plains and

The green forest makes you smile this isn’t a very ready to SW ground again as the surface World beckons that’s water right elves in nearly a century yeah dragons and much to learn from each other and share great respect but there has always been a tension between us ever since the war

That saw the elves overthrow Dragon kind’s rule wasn’t that war over a thousand years ago yeah longes run too deep they will always remember Moon did to them before the fighting and my kind will remember their actions in the war these are pains that each of our

Children inherit and we can only hope that the hurt Fades don’t pass down your generational trauma that’s got to be better vyor anyhow where do you think their leader is they might not have a set leader but I would guess that whoever is at the center of all things

And looks the busiest is a good shortcut yeah you broke this I want to go on the path okay I actually want to see what’s here you know cut scene well I just saw the tree was kind of perfectly stepped up I was like oh man I got to try it yeah barrier

Blocks I love I love the they just ripped the straight out of tolken they ripped that straight out of tolken is it really yeah that’s the uh that’s the white Tree of Gondor basically straight up pling derion from D and D oh and uh glowberries glowberries yeah can we take them yes

Oh um I definitely did something did I collect them no can’t breaking things yeah I was just take I’m just making it darker along the path little darker little uh okay hello L’s find a leader I’m guessing the guy with the exclamation point over his head’s a

Leader yeah oh wait no wait let’s see what the clothes are oh look at your axxe oh it’s diamond oh man oh I don’t know man oh Rams horns instead of deer or stag horns oh that’s pretty sick I I I got to say though they are

Cool but I think I like your current set better than this one yeah I’m not I don’t like the hat for sure wait hold on oh here let’s see here tell me it’s kind of bland isn’t it yeah no the black is way better for you yeah regrettably this has higher stats

So a bummer do you got by the horn I really like your horns better though I know I don’t think I want to change don’t you hate it when the in-game gear just doesn’t have the fashion aspect to it I know I know okay well at least now I don’t feel super

I’ve seen it now I’ve seen it however I will say that uh this axe wherever it went to oh it’s over here still this axe is pretty nice yeah I’m going to want that that staff staff too yeah I don’t think think let’s see 45 is all I got

You know what I’d really like I like that sword I saw pop up what sword it didn’t it it popped up over yeah that right there I would really like that I wonder why it pops up every once in a while it’s supposed to be the Paladin sword it’s it’s supposed to

Cycle through them but it’s only us so oh okay well you done yeah I’m just going to look ugly for the rest of the game it’s fine so I guess were elves all along because of the different colors I kind of assumed um oh wait no these don’t have horns

They got ears they they have tails so this is dragon born for sure yeah these are just eles then okay all right take me to your leader human I must say there has been some time since one of your kind ventured into our part part of the forest my name is Nara

Guardian of moonvines what brings you to us I have come from Hall with an Urgent Message and a letter from The King The King himself that seems excessive what is this message oh just wait nara’s gentle expression turns Stern as she reads she begins examining the letter

Itself the seal the parchment it is on and there is a flash of light around her eyes as she performs inight check during the in fails totally oh you see that are you just narrating she’s done she you none of the love oh oh we have had some strange

Creatures roaming the woods but demogorgan is another matter entirely forgive me I will have to verify I didn’t think it was in here watch my body I must step away from say what now um oh she read her mind not pleasant hey that was not consensual exactly I did not approve of

That yeah she said she was going to like go somewhere or all right then well in that case we have a problem on our hands blue guy just walks up hey what you doing there buddy hey hey hey you need a weapon powerful enough to harm a demon Prince and seal

Him back in the abyss yes unfortunately we simply lack the capabilities to make anything I’m getting Oblivion vibes from this if I’m totally honest marvelous weapon you carry it’s like we have to fight May’s dayon we supposed to do raise an army set a trap while both of

Those are decent backup options I may know a way to gain the power needed for such an enchantment give me some gold why can this never be simple right there is a temple deeper in these Woods one dedicated to the Moon deity salun she has the best interests of Mortals at

Heart and her Temple has been a sight of blessings and great work guess we’re going there I have a nasty suspicion there’s a nasty catch to this C catch for the temple is guarded by a sphinx she is generally good natured and does enjoy the few visitors she gets however she

Also has a tendency to well she is a guardian as well as tell riddles and if someone seeks the temp power and she unworthy go I don’t know if we’re smart enough to solve riddles today how does she determine if one is worthy or not she seems partial to

Riddles and words I told you she has also been known to on occasion eat someone even if they answered her questions could have what wow what a cheater cheater eater quite so do I have to kill her to get the blessing no absolutely not she is a servant of salun

And placed there by the moon menen herself if you I like how we’ve altered our characters just straight up think we need to kill this person div y then how do I prove myself worthy frankly I cannot say for certain the Sphinx has always been the dragon inside of me will

Do it but there must be some code or command that she upholds elun would remove her provided the deity is even bothering to check in N is with us now we’ve turned him yep bitter and jaded and be ready to run like a pack of devils is on your Trail that’s not

Entirely encouraging but I don’t have much of a choice here I’ll try good luck what excellent news not only is making the weapon we need to save fyon more complicated than expected we have to face a temperamental monster who may decide to kill you regardless of whether

You pass her tests wonderful just be glad that the two of us can puzzle out her trials together three of us hope you’re good at riddles V I am not they how old are you they are not good at riddles would you be willing to investigate something for me yeah we

Need are you kidding me for your oh yes money’s involved absolutely what are you investigated yes the elves of moonvines have reported seeing strangers in purple robes traveling through the woods but avoiding other people we have also noticed that the old abandoned Fortress of meist now has lights shining through

Its windows at night hopefully this is nothing to be alarmed about but it would ease our minds if you could determine yeah we need the money I can do that I’ll be back when I know more thank you be safe wa is there someone else we’re supposed to do something

For um I think we have undone Miss hold on we’re going to uh quest uh okay this active all my quests are done okay I could have sworn there was like a person we were supposed to do something for and we didn’t do yet okay never mind then okay so we do

The blue one then the blue is the side quest yeah uh yes I think yeah we’re going to go with that we’re going to go with that hold on this guy’s fancy down here I want to I want to check him out hold on there’s a fancy guy down here fancy guy

Yeah oh fancy guy fancy dude where’d you go Oh no you’re not fancy you just look fancy from afar no not fancy never mind all right um where are we going up this road well so I let us through our last disaster it’s your turn to lead us

Through a disaster now okay yeah So I think to the up and to the right maybe no no no no nope so this guy on the cart is here but I’m afraid I don’t know he usually gives us opt he gives us options right we don’t just go well there’s a road over here too and two

Horses yeah we’re going to go this way oh yeah we’re horsing it up all right I guess I’m taking the black horse ink okay we’re not going to get very far before fight yeah yeah we will cuz these are the monkeys flying monkeys yeah they like one shot

Easy easy peasy I do actually need my horse though oh did you get off of it yeah I’m not a oh a Minotaur is that what that is oh no I don’t know what that is the elves claim that this part of the forest touches the F wild allowing some of that

Otherworld Strange Magic to seep into our own say whether the trees come from the F Wild or whether the FY Wild’s influence transformed them but either way these crystalline trees grow like any other and produce fruit that the locals consider sacred we take all the fruit and sell it for money got

It okay uh where did we go you’re way up there aren’t you oh jeez that was easy yeah I will agree that was easy you like the we’re definitely going to get some gold on this adventure I’m I’m not going to go horse I get I get too distracted with the horse

Okay oh uh oh there’s a name for this thing this this thing with the yeah I don’t remember what it is though it’s coming for us it’s coming for us is it it doesn’t like the water what is that called I don’t remember dead it’s called Dead yeah that’s a weird name yeah

Strange you never know in this D andd stuff do you yeah that was in Stranger Things 2 wasn’t it not stranger things as well not Stranger Things 2 maybe it wasn’t Stranger Things 2 but stranger things as well um sure yeah mhm totally mhm I remember it I don’t genuinely don’t more

Trolls and we’re still going this way so the way says let’s go the direct rout took us into a wall this up here nope bye-bye bye-bye there barrels over here oh yeah here we go yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah oh but it’s black we just going to go

Straight in or not go at all oh yeah these robes look familiar I cannot place them but not Inspire any sense of comfort to be sure oh really the robes are what made you feel uncomfortable not the people who are trying to kill us well yes that too oh yeah holds

Fun hold them in place I toally for I had that uh I don’t know what the RO people are I don’t recognize them V says he does but I don’t got to oh imps or whatever these things are what are these things they’re dead also dead yes also un alived oh spicy

Oh yeah these things aren’t very strong or maybe we’re just really strong we got the muses uh in between streams I was uh lifting weights pressing some bars in the prison that we were in I was I was studying the deeper Magics yeah let me just kill all of them real

Quick thanks AOE effect is just to here it’s like dragging Lings or something V I think that these people are worshiping dragons oh dear oh check this out is not good why that’s cool I mean these are repeated attempts at murder I need one of these in my house

Dragon Cults are almost always oriented toward the crer dragons of the world chromatic dragons often enjoy or demand worship service while we metallic dragons seldom make such demands when a cult appears it is usually because they have already pledged themselves to one dragon or another worst case than ever

These Cults managed to bring tiam up from her domain in the realm of devils she was defeated before she could be fully established in fyon but it was a close battle and even that shadow of her was a living cataclysm do you think they’re trying to do the same thing here

I certainly hope not but it is a possibility so that Elvish girl was just going to like let this happen whoa dude oh hi there well you bonked him and he moved oh yeah uh here hold on uh can you hold this for me yeah

Thanks I tried doing that on one but he died as soon as I did it bye-bye now oh I I think he tickled my back just a little bit with that uh sword he had oh yeah I have zero damage that’s hilarious um oh hello what are these

Things uh those things are a little stronger ooh they’re a little more powerful not by much the voice acting is superb o it’s the Minecraft oof uh hi there oh no way why is it always the dragon Bor and causing trouble huh okay oh Magic casers are at the back die Yo I hurt close I’ve almost died not worth dying over your friends seem to think otherwise uh they were Fanatics not me I’m sick of sacrificing and praying oh you going ahead yet here we are the irony is painful then why join in the first place

Because I was scared I wanted to be protected from the demons when they came and this seemed my best option now though even if we survive the demons the endless sacrifices the violence it cannot hold so there is not even a dragon here that you

Serve they were here for a few days but then left and I do not think they plann to return they seem to be fleeing The Invasion too Katra if I might make a suggestion tell them about us and speak on my beh tell them to find a dragon tell us prot

That’s the best idea more metallic dragons in the world than people realize and most welcome the company listen I thought you lost for this may be hard to believe oh we have no choice I question it myself but I have the soul of the noble Golden Dragon and dondra living in

My body he says that you should actual Dragon to serve better yet find one that actually cares about you and reciprocates your affection effort or serve me indeed especially we can make a call worship nonsense yes we are and awe inspiring shards of Elemental and divine power but we are not actually

Gods speak for yourself the ones who want you to think that they are gods are just the dragon betray or use and abandon you he says that any dragon who wants you to worship them as an actual God is the kind that will just stab you

In the back when it suits them he said it in more elaborate terms than that but I honestly don’t enjoy being his mouthpiece and how do we know that you’ve actually got a dragon inside you this sounds particularly suspicious to me no doubt I uh is there anything we

Can do to prove it to them we got to look so weird just talking to ourselves I think you’ll just have to take my word on it unless you want to start quizzing me on Dragon lore or something else you might know no I don’t think I will I do

Have a test in mind though oh you want to fight I have a bad feeling about this one even if I were to cast a detection spell on you the results won’t tell me much you could just be descended from a dragon or blessed by one or something

Else like that to give you a draconic aura OIC Aura that’s a band name ARA one only functions for True dragons an orb activate vaded by their Essence will this work for us part of why we came here was to help our dark lord to find it he said that many older dragons

Have an idea of where to find it if you really have a Dragon Whispering in your ear have him leave why would we give the orb to them the orb and activate it I have no idea that actually seems like something we could accomplish I do remember something about

A dragon I or being Bo Forest well if not we have no reason to listen to you even if we cannot over you do actually it’s going to be over real soon we will show you a better way just wait for us to return of course I will keep things calm here as

Best I can and make sure that there are no ambushes or other traps set for you when you come back be quick though some of these people are far from the patient so do you want the dragon Throne oh it teleported us out uh also like what is happening yeah

Um oh this is supposed to be VI’s eyesight thing oh is it well there’s like a pillar thing here yeah that’s those are checkpoints oh my golly goodness adequate this is all you all me okay I got it yeah you can take care of this just kidding I’ll do it no

Problem oh I see wow that like flashing is really yeah it’s really kind of annoying oh a gelatinous cube you’re doing it all right yeah you’re doing it all right the money [Laughter] though that’s why I brought my along with me for those for those robes that

You’re really dying to have yeah well you have to have the kit right I want the staff that’s what I’m after all right up here to the left thank you it stopped flickering kind of more goblins bye goblins I don’t see the next Direction over Here I’ve lost you I can’t find you oh I’m back here I’m back here scared oh okay good follow the explosions oh oh I see how it is are we did we just come from down there cuz I see it down there okay we just going going in

Circles no I don’t think so maybe maybe we’re just circling around this lake or whatever it is O vus Dragon sight yes we’re doing it I know I get it wait the orb it should have been left on that pedestal I’m just seeing a gigantic troll in front of me well what

Do we do now ask the ogre doesn’t seem like a terribly human you have gold other shiny things need more treasure oh turn us to Stone or eat us if don’t have actually I was wondering if you or your friends have seen a black ball around here looks kind of

Glassy no you give treasure no I don’t want to give the sword shiny give us sword maybe I tell you I can’t give you this sword we need it for a greater battle then we say nothing we take sword I’ll just make you tell me but

Don’t blame me when you get hurt you did this to yourself okay okay fine angry ogres yeah really really dangerous there weren’t you ogre yep um no he ko’ed give up sorry I’ll tell you about glass ball yeah you better just done that from the start right we find cave a while ago

Find ball in here with treasure we bring back to master come back more maybe miss something this cave has been pretty well stripped and I doubt there are any hidden Chambers if the orb was out here and where is your master in big treehouse lots of bridges Master oh boy

All right thank you for the information seems we will have to pay this master a visit and introdu okay Al righty Al righty Treehouse time I just wanted to see if there’s anything over here yeah just like leave the myth mythical magical orb just sitting on a

Pedestal in the middle of the for Forest not the best idea folks guard your treasure better Le it was behind a waterfall finally well now that we can actually see this as a waterfall can we go up this no hoping it’s all messy again yeah this is like I just have

Allergies yeah what having allergies feels like take an antihistamine yeah go away you only take so many before uh you can trouble oink uh so we’re looking for a treehouse so up where would up be oh wayfinder up is the opposite of down yeah do we have to go to the blue

Thing uh I’m assuming the blue thing yeah oh okay that direction it’s all the way over there ain’t it I’m not entirely sure we got to the blue thing that first time we may have been on a side side quest even our quests have side quests ooh big

Guy yeah I’m way far away from you oh why didn’t that work that was weird this was the same guy we fought earlier well there’s probably be more of them it’s like a forest Spirit or something oh it’s inside this thing oh wait we were already inside this thing

Weren’t we no it’s wait we can’t go back okay goblins here stay still or that or that yeah it’s on the other side here we have to go over the river through the amethyst fields to Master’s treeh house we go the direwolves leave the way but we’ll make him carry a Sligh no

I’m just trying to figure out where you got a sleigh we’re going to get a sleigh we’re going to slay hey slay girl yeah no I won’t do that I won’t do that again I promise thank you um up down those are two of the options

Yes well I was yeah yeah yes yes they were I was just trying to figure figure out how we were going to go that way over the calite yay I’m surprised there’s not like something stopping us from doing this big Tre this puts you at ease this

Part of the forest seems quiet peaceful and the animal sense it too all manner of creatures come to drink here or rest on the banks though peace in the natural world is shortlived and soon enough the visitors must leave to re-enter the dangerous Wilderness oh man I want to go up that

Tree so bad oh it’s every two locations you receive a thing yeah oh I am up the tree oh baby I’m in the tree okay I did not make it up the tree I I’m just traveling through the trees George George George of the Jungle

Strong as he can be he can be I I see the Treehouse yeah I think I think we did actually get a stat point though cuz every time it goes to one yeah we got one okay I’m coming down all into strength aha here we

Go why did you get yeah I did it um okay oh I I didn’t go in the treehouse see I think I do want this to go up if this works on him booom on who works on what I was trying to see if I could freeze you oh didn’t work didn’t

Work all right up up up the mud I feel like there’s an obvious path that we should be going on and we’re just not yeah we’re definitely taking approach what was that W was a lot of damage myk goodness there’s not damage my dude he just he us yeah he did like like

The uh we are Spartans that was exactly what it [Laughter] was we are spart oh no sorry it’s one thing another another one of those guys up there yeah let’s um get some place where when we got knocked down we don’t fly across the map oh there’s one down here

Too oh oh they’re not that strong they have the mobs behind us oh they do push you hard jeez if I get my magic Missile on them though the one shot jeez you have all the good magic jeez yeah just a little well it helps when you get a

Crit uh hello oh no I think we go in here okay whoa find the orb okay we’re finding the orb what does it look like what like what shape is it probably Square this is Minecraft after all right oh yeah I I missed that dude with two different Magics I

Didn’t it’s cuz you’re the Mage yeah I’m just trying to take care of everything along the way oh that got him yep I mean kind of oh man yeah that’ll get him oh a troll Yep yep yep magic Missile goes kapow oh it missed you me help you no I’m just going to make him be still oh but when he’s still he can still hit you makes sense I guess right down the dark scary cave down move on down the cave so who came

In here why are there so many skeletons in here I’ll get him or you get him I’ll get him okie dokie here we go moving on now oh here these guys yeah we don’t know what these are called I bet you if we looked at my

Glossery we’d see it ow wow but that would require me to know how to Read the more you know they like teleport which I don’t like yes teleporting is another thing they do or going invisible I don’t remember what their actual abilities are I’m just like hacking away they’re like I don’t know I don’t know how to describe it they’re like there then they’re

Not oh that should get him yay that should do the trick I was finally actually just using my uh axe rather than my magic you should use rage you know that one magical spell that you keep forgetting have yeah I heard you proc it killing all the little

Things killing this is a very big tree as it was oh it’s a Beholder my staff the games will have to end here as you’ve proven yourself a capable fighter I offer you a deal work for me as my lieutenant and bask in my glory yeah

Help me to build an arm that we might claim these Woods in the surrounding land no sorry we got bigger fish to fry man like we either join you and like take over the woods or we defeat the dragon become the ultimate hero of the world what’s the

Alternative I in a generous mood so I would give you a choice of how you wish to die of old age disintegration having the life sucked out of you or should I simply eat you I might even put you to sleep first first as a final Mercy if you I’m with old age

All beholders are self-centered Katra you may that’s cuz they only have one big eye in the middle Advantage though he might likewise try to trick you just know that he will never give up his treasure or do anything that does not benefit him I’m not a big fan of any of

Those options so I think I’ll just fight you and take what I want instead did you really have to announce that to him yes H he I think he’ll see it eventually yeah it’ll become apparent uh ow that kind of is not fun oh you going

To freeze him I did oh I didn’t really do much did it dude I’m not going to town on him just uh keep doing that and I’ll keep doing that okay he’s not hurting me at all oh there he goes we go emulation okay hold on I got it Woo here be still that didn’t do anything oh uh I am actually in a little bit of a bind here yeah I was getting close too there we go what does it do exactly no is square s anyone else who possesses these orbs no matter where they are in the

Multiverse they were made as a way of maintaining our Empire before the small folk overthrew my kind thousands of years ago how do you make it so small we had little kind dragons became more solitary creatures after the Empire’s collapse well it sounds like the cultist

Wouldn’t be able to how exactly did that guy fall by the way he just kind of just disappeared yeah do we have it uh yes we just teleported nope don’t have it uh anything up the Treehouse we missed oh there is yeah there is more yeah uhhuh we like

Exploring there should be a reward here no the only reward here is Disappointment no it’s the journey we take together and a little bit of disappointment ah there’s barrier blocks I don’t think I can jump yeah okay yeah you can oh down oh thank goodness there’s no

Okay uh now we have to go back to blue the blue one yeah which was the dragons or the dragon born oh the heartbe can you like just go away actually how much money do we have oh I only have two stacks that’s pitiful after all that fighting much

More uh what was that oh another Harpy here kabow oh wasted magic so sad okay hold on hold on pause yep we’re going to go to the glossery we’re going to go down to not a Beholder CAG cat they love eating people Majestic Beautiful Creatures and watching the

Wild H as maners they are very hunting uh no that’s ice wind Dale no no this not crack cats uh let’s see not Demi Gorgon demons those are demons Devils Dire Wolf here je I’m just in the E I’m just in the fs not a bug

Bear I’m totally wasting time here not a mimic scarecrow there’s creatures in here that we have not seen before larva Mage did that all right team tee Lings what I didn’t see it okay moving on cuz I definitely overlooked it fine you know what they

Are dead dead well no not quite but yes o they teleported hey you that’s when the blinking starts oh yeah here we go be still good kitty whether these outlandish mushrooms we they Wild’s influence or whether they are simply one of this world’s many Oddities there’s a chest there though I

See it what is known though is that while various animals graze on these mushrooms you most certainly should not the results would be unsettling with poison okay so by the big white tree in the middle concerns he big white tree in the OR mushroom one makes you stronger oh they

They got their full strength back that ain’t cool that’s cheating will you not teleport while I’m firing magic at you please like no damage whatsoever H the teleporting stop buddy doing like no damage to me at all okay okay okay okay where was that chest you found it was by the big white

Mushroom in the middle and it was up on a white mushroom yeah up here on this brown mushroom oh there you are it’s a mimic you think so I bet it’s a real chest I bet it’s real here I’ll find out Forest if it eats me it’s real just

Region potions in it oh that’s kind of a disappointment oh no money no money here I’ll get him and I’ll bring him down to you where’d you go I’m gone okay ha uh there’s I’m just watching it I’m just watching it eat you I’m a tasty snack I’m a tasty snack

Some days I’m just going to run y let’s go back to the dragons the dragon borns I’m just going to run straight through that and we are going to what are we going to do going to get our money’s worth oh how did we get over this I’m

Just going to go up and over if I can I don’t know if I can or not oh there’s a village here oh oh okay I’m going to go around the village okay see who gets there first well I did not cuz I it made it well

There may have been a way through but I didn’t see it immediately hop that’s I think there was a path that we were supposed to take and we definitely took the Skyrim route that’s the way to do it this is how we do it have a career there if you try

Come on as a professional YouTuber thanks all that Pro there you go thank you over the river through the woods wait a minute I’m lost Dragon House There It Is This Way follow the large explosions I’m glad your magic is good for something make a good NightLight good you’re back

Yes some of the group have been getting restless and the one who spoke against you earli has been taking advantage of that to rock the boat I don’t know how much longer convin them to wait for you you have the orb yes I have returned with the orb as you

Demanded I was trying to get up here on this Throne now well then give it here let us see if it is real m not you we will let a more neutral person identified thank you that’s smart you you do the honors it’s real let me see that come on

Work you know that only a dragon can use it you said so yourself yeah then let us have your new savior try their hand at it shall we since they are secretly a dragon and all that well go on then this is going to take a moment now let’s

See who do I know even has one of these things anymore ah is s vindra should work she’s not the type to hunt us down simply for disturbing her nap unlike some others I know interesting I have not seen this artifact come to life in over a century it’s another phone call

To me I know well go on say something I speak for the dragon and D ra he sends his greetings and wishes to know if all is well Andra that’s the that is a surprise though a pleasant one tell him that there is trouble in my territory as an abundance of demons have

Begun appearing yeah no joke say from where or how I can any Aid or advice would be to steal faithful away from me moral V what happened who are we talking to it’s a clack call ah now I remember why we stopped using it’s aine aside from the fact that most of us

Do not enjoy working together Bahamut and Tiamat also had a nasty habit of party lines were great weren’t they sometimes hijacking the orbs I will give you one guess as to which one of them is using the orb now seems how many voices does this person need I don’t know one

Remain go kill this inter and thetic excuse for a dragon that they okay I guess we got to fight you never trust someone who has six voices my Divine ladies will oh goodness all right oh she looks red um oh she just became like enraged like

You yeah baby I’m also not able to do any yeah are you doing damage to yeah no uhuh none um that’s kind of complicated yeah none at all like I’ve got her in a corner I wonder if it’s a time thing like I got to wait for her rage to die

Down wait where’ she go oh there she is can she damage us we oh no she’s not swinging I’m CR hitting and everything I’m just going to stand still yeah quate you you’re just pushing her around um hi why do we keep breaking the

Game I I I need my personal space is all I got to say okay I’m uh she’s she’s bringing she’s breathing down my neck oh oh now she’s on you come follow me oh no he really likes you here come follow me yeah yeah yeah go hey you just uh you

Just you just stay with her for a while I’m going to I’m going to I’m going to go okay yeah if you can find out what we need to do that’d be great yeah uh should I try what I did last time should I do should I log out

And in it would be both of us wouldn’t it I don’t know I was wanting just to sit on the throne so I’ll try I’ll try me first uh oh oh I’m going to be in big trouble if she starts hitting me uh yeah so Sor right Dragon Star if

You’ve that was a long time ago that you said hi I’m not doing a really good job of keeping my eye on the on the chat hi um I don’t know what to do in this situation okay well I’m loading me okay and if it doesn’t work then you

Can load you yeah well she really likes you right now like you’re best buddies right now oh you see me yeah I’m not in yet yeah you and uh this glowing red dragon person you are the best of the best buddies oh oh now stuff’s happening okay there we go always

You well hold on oh yeah it’s just really low now she’s got that’s a fight now oh yeah that hurt okay where did my magic go quick repeat there we go behold there is your proof even T herself either cannot Grant the power to protect you or

She simply does not care enough to preserve you otherwise this man would have been unbeatable search for a worthy savior definitely made some assumptions there didn’t I I did not think that you could when theat intervened I thought that the both of us we would be does end Andra

Grant you this power did he give you something that you could overcome one who was empowered by a de no that’s all us man my strength is my own yeah still even though you have proven your point we do not have anywhere to go or anyone to guide or protect us from

The tide of demons I fear for our future we’re here now if you could suggest something for me shid in andand drvier asked me to tell you that you should seek his home in the cloud Peaks yeah he shall be restored to his body soon and regardless of whether

He does so by fighting demons here or at my home he promises to do his best to protect you provided that you are willing to give up worshiping evil dragons that is personally I’d also suggest tidying up his lair and protecting it until he returns as a way

Of thanking him that don’t take all the per up there on that Throne yeah I’m trying to yes I will do that do you hear that oh you know what I need and then ra will return the sword and he promises to bring us under his wing so we are

Willing to abide by his ways the journey to the South shall be my pilgrimage and Penance for the wrongs I have committed in Tat’s name and I will dedicate myself to my a really cool Hammer he’s got no one else who will do this same is

Welcome and I would be just don’t take our gold I mean his gold I suppose I should thank you for this it will be a long and partly dangerous Ro I recommend cart guy is one that he’s uh very helpful just just uh say our name you

Know tell him I’m sure he’ll remember he’ll give a good ride be back shortly to meet you we negotiated a pretty good rate on the way here been using his Services quite religiously actually that you’ll protect them when you get your body back well I figured that I might as

As well keep some staff around to help me here and there my protection employee privileges let’s just say you’re going soft on me I fail to see how keeping a group less of a cult more like a commune is form of weakness sure all right side quest complete where

We going to teleport to back outside did we get money no we got to go talk to the lady oh okay so where we going um well that’s a good question cu the wayfinder ain’t working the blue one’s done it is it’s behind us oh that was a crit okay where so the

Gold the gold is back this way I don’t see the blue at all the gold is not where we need to go to the gold is the rest of the quest but there’s no blue here we’ll just walk backwards we’ll find our way here should we here I’m

Going look at the quests there’s only one non-completed Quest we supposed to get our money it said she’d pay us well wait oh no no no no no the main quest is it the the Gin Sphinx is the main quest yeah the dragon person didn’t say anything about paying yes she did

She said she’d pay us well whatever oh Oh you mean the one that we end up destroying no no no no not not TM man the um the elf lady yes but that that’s for the Sphinx Mission not the uh not what we just did Oh I thought it was for

This no uh-uh oh man what do you want to figure out how to go back there to get some stuff that diamond axe have enough um I have enough for like uh almost enough to have two pieces all right let’s go back there and let’s buy

Some stuff actually no the diamond X is like 120 oh yeah yeah I have I have like I have enough for the diamond axe yeah this is the temple we don’t want to go to the temple there’s something following okay oh You Bad Kitty we definitely came this way okay we’ll figure it

Out yeah I think this a good time to head back to the Village anyways it’s safe there might be a good pause Point yeah so that’s the that’s the troll but when we came this way and was on the amethyst road yeah follow the amethyst Road all right how many times you going

To kill this guy um well if I can crit him oo as many times as I want he drops good gold go yeah so are these two all three coins oh there another one Cube nice take that there you go okay so oh yeah here we go here is the uh

Amethyst I’m going to take the amethyst Road yep I’m going to take care of this Harpy thing no I’m not second thought there we go there’s the place horses hello horses hello my petties sorry whoa whoa whoa no no no nope nope nope nope nope oh there’s a tling see horns and

Tail makes it a teeling as opposed to elves just have you know regular point point okay I would like my axe now please oh yeah baby yeah oh yeah that’s much better that is much better oh yeah oh it still has like the gold and the red in the

Middle so it kind of goes what I’m wearing yeah I don’t think I have enough for anything else no I I only have 30 gold now yeah I have I can’t buy the Hat oh look at the look at the diamond on the end of that yeah that’s a big diamond

That’s a big old Diamond it’s a big I have one coin left I do want to talk to her and see if she’s going to I thought she said that she’ll give us money so a disappointment yeah the whole reason we accepted that Quest no I don’t think that

She sent us to go see the Sphinx yeah but she also sent us on that side quest as a personal favor and she said she’ pay us oh right I guess maybe she’ll pay us whenever we’re done with the other part of it yeah okay okay okay fine fine

Fine so um all right well it’s a nice safe spot here I think you want to call it for the night yeah I think this is where we’re going to hang out until our next stream which ID and I will figure out when it’s going to be at probably

Next month Monday maybe next Monday uh yeah I’m planning on it Monday is a great day for me yeah so next Monday uh same time same bat Time same bat place we’ll be here yep and I think this is our last pit stop along the way yeah I can’t imagine I can’t imagine

That the that this will go much further than one more Adventure I think yeah yeah so I think this is going to be next stream is going to be our last kind of stream here in D and D hopefully we’ll get andron dra’s body back and then

We’ll uh become the heroes of the universe and then you know be rich maybe maybe anyway that’s what we’re doing it for riches y we’re here for the money so anyway um thank you for joining us here on the stream if you enjoyed adequate’s extremely large horns make sure you

Leave him a like on his video and uh we’ll see you in the next stream hope to see you all bye bye