Epic Minecraft Villager Battle: Mikey vs JJ!

do you really think you have a chance to beat me my Enderman Castle is cooler than your creeper Castle you better give up from the start you can’t beat me don’t make me laugh JJ everyone knows the creeper is stronger than the Enderman do you really want to know which one of us is stronger H okay if you want a war I’m fine with it if you really want a war then I don’t mind but don’t be upset if I destroy your Castle I’m going to steal all your Jewels JJ so your Castle is going to go bus and you’re going to turn yourself in who knows if she’s already stealing jewelry from your Castle H I’m so sick of Mikey lying to me I’m sure he just wants me to be nervous and make mistakes I’m going to show Mikey what it’s going to be like to lie to me cuz I got a gun on Mikey and there he is I think he’s going to love my super Crystal H you JJ did you decide to give me your Jewels did you realize that fighting against me was useless did you think the rules would make me give up to you you’re not going to beat me Mikey and you know it I’ve got weapons from the Enderman world so I’ve got all kinds of magic crystals you better give up now or your Castle will be bricks uh-oh you thought I didn’t have a weapon against you ouch what do you think some TNT can beat me H although Mikey you have a magic sword in your hand yep where did you get it they are insanely expensive okay then I need to be serious with this sword you can really beat me stop throwing blocks at me you think they’re really going to leave me ouch you’re just going to lose the lawn I knew you had magic weapons so I bought myself a magic sword is the only thing you’re capable of throwing blocks of Earth at me stop running Mikey you can’t beat me you’re wasting your time and mine you can’t even use your magic weapon and that’s why you use TNT all the time and I can do this all day long the only thing you can do is break the TNT I bet there’s no way I’m losing to you JJ I’m totally destroying Your Castle so there’s nothing left of it though you know I won’t I’ll keep it and I’ll have two castles I’ll be king of two castles at once don’t make me laugh Mikey there’s nothing you can do I won’t let you take my castle do you really think you have a chance of beating me you know what’s really going to happen I’m going to take your castle and turn it into an amusement park but I’m not going to let you ride the roller coaster and you said your kingdom was more powerful than mine so where’s your army did you really think you could jump over that lava well now you’re going to pay for it I’m not going to let you get out of that lava well all Mikey I beat you and what are you going to do now well you have to admit it was a little more complicated than I thought I wonder what Mikey will do H Mikey I knew he was coming back hey JJ I got a surprise for you I think you’re going to love love it h I think Mikey’s up to something which is why he’s not attacking Mikey was wearing armor so I should wear armor too I have an idea I could be a ghost but Mikey can’t touch me it’s a good thing I have magic water now we have to wait for it to work great now I’m a ghost now Mikey can’t even touch me now I have to wear magic armor like the armor was lying here great now I’m ready to fight Mikey who who knows if he’s using some kind of magical weapon like he said he had more than a sword since no one can see me now I’m going to break into Mikey’s castle and follow him we need to prepare for the attack on JJ’s Castle tell the other creepers to prepare for the plan to work we must attack all H so Mikey’s getting ready to attack now so he wants revenge I will gather vegetables from the garden for now now we will have food so Mikey doesn’t just want revenge on me he wants to attack me with his Creeper army I need to leave these creepers but how do I do it alone I need to come up with a plan to weaken Mikey’s Army H I think I have an idea I will steal money and jewelry from Mikey without them Mikey will not be able to buy weapons for his army well well checking my Jewels still how many resources I have if I want to build a castle of emeralds H I wonder what we have here are all these chests full of emeralds great now I’m sure I’ve had enough of these emeralds h H now I understand how Mikey wanted to beat me even if I could defeat his army he could just hire another Army I need to destroy those resources if I can break a couple of chests then I can really weaken Mikey I need to hurry up and Mikey will be back soon and if he sees me breaking his chest he’ll be angry so many emeralds how did Mikey get so much money what are you doing here JJ are you trying to steal my resources but you’re done you’re going to pay me full for wanting to attack me I will destroy not only you ouch but your Castle I will not let you OU what did you think Mikey we are at war with you and in the war we use different tactics nice way to get away from Mikey apparently I made him very angry well nothing now I’ll show him which one of us is stronger what it’s TNT rain now you know what will happen if you fight against me I’m going to destroy your Castle I’ve got a lot of super TNT JJ let’s go out and see which one of us is stronger gooh why do you have so much super TNT it’s just not fair how I fight you if you just throw TNT at me but it still won’t help you even if my lock gets a little damaged I’ll fix it Mikey are you out of TNT great Mikey’s out of TNT I can get some rest and restore my lock although my castle did not suffer very much I was lucky that the TNT exploded in the air H I wonder what will Mikey do next I have an idea how I can get across this lava I’ll make a bridge out of the ground then I can go through the lava and then I’ll blow up the TNT in the middle of JJ’s castle like there’s no one here I thought he’d have guards here maybe it’s a trap H if it were a trap I’d be attacked by now great all the stoves work it’s so good that I bought the coal now I can prepare food in seconds I’ll have to put some more stoves on I thought I had another stove in my chest what what is that noise oh no someone is screaming TNT but who could have done it so it’s Mikey get out of my house I caught you you know what’s going to happen to you now do you really think I’m going to let you just walk away stay away from me JJ it’s your fault you started it and how did you say in the war there are different tactics do you have to restore what you broke or I’m going to come into your castle and Destroy Everything H how did Mikey get into the castle unnoticed it seems to have penetrated the castle when I inspected the stoves it’s a good thing the lock wasn’t badly damaged I can rebuild it quickly but now I have super TNT so I can use Mikey’s gun against myself great I was able to restore the main entrance now I have to fix another hole it’s a good thing I noticed Mikey was using TNT I was in time a couple more minutes and he would have completely destroyed the house so Mikey built a bridge out of the ground that’s how he got into to my castle H that explains a lot I had to set different traps so Mikey couldn’t pass what a strange building now I think I figured out how to get back at him H we need to quickly and discreetly sneak up to this house and blow it up why Mikey made the house out of TNT he knows I have to blow it up this is the blast now I’m happy let Mikey know what happens if he attacks me what happened who dared to blow up my house how could this happen this TNT was old I did not think it could explode you did it JJ of course who could have done it but you you know how long it took me to build this house I’m sick of you now we’re going to war and what will you do next I’ve destroyed half your Castle now your Castle has a huge hole H well I was able to destroy most of the castle now I’m sure I could beat Mikey especially since he can’t do anything to me H maybe Mikey will decide to surrender although it is a little suspicious that he decided to build a house of TNT maybe it was a trap it was just too easy I think Mikey built a house for me to blow it up but why would he do that okay it doesn’t matter we need to completely restore the lock and that part of the building was damaged by the explosion great I put all the buildings in my castle now I can get some rest how I’m tired tired of fighting Mikey I think he’s going to attack me soon so I need to focus what what’s going on oh no where this super TNT came from Mikey’s the one who decided to attack my castle I knew he was going to want revenge on me H most of my castle has been destroyed it’s okay that anything can be restored when I come to you Mikey I will have my revenge I will destroy your castle and I will throw you in prison I think I almost lost most of my castle has been destroyed H and here comes Mikey now he gets from me and what are you going to do a little more and your Castle will not be there when I completely destroy your Castle then I will win stop Mikey I’ll do it with you so I found you Mikey now I’m going to get back at you because of you most of my castle is destroyed so I will fight until the very end this is the last battle in this fight decide which of us wins so I will not give up I agree in this battle we we’ll learn which of us is right my armor is better than yours but I have no magic weapon so we all have our weaknesses if I’m being honest I wonder which one of us wins how do I think we have an equal chance I’ll win anyway I’ll do anything not to lose although you have a cooler armor but it will not help you my armor does not protect me much but my armor does augment my magical attacks honestly I’m really tired so we’re going to find out who won so where’s Mikey hiding okay while he’s gone I’m going to start killing his Creepers the less help Mikey has here you are JJ you thought I’d let you kill my creepers I’m so sick of you JJ OU why can’t you just give up what honestly I think I’m going to pass out soon with fatigue you’re a very strong opponent of JJ yeah when I fight you I get tired quickly I’m not giving up on Mikey I just have to wait for you to give up and then I’ll win how do I hate your creepers they get in the way and they explode all the time H listen Mikey why do we fight at all our locks are destroyed do you really want to keep fighting H do you really think I’d agree to a truce you destroyed my castle you wanted to steal my emeralds besides I’m not done playing I like to run after you and throw TNT at you it’s fun all right Mikey look I’m throwing all my guns away I don’t want to fight you it was fun at first I agree with you at first it was a bit of fun listen you fought very well I think you’re the strongest person I know look it’s a tie even though we both won and we both lost yep listen Mikey oh maybe we’ll go get some ice cream let’s note that we are tied