listen up cuz we’re not playing around
anymore salutations my name is Eclipse
again and welcome back to no effort okay
like I said not playing around anymore
today is serious day the first week of
no effort is finally out and you guys
got to watch me just exist in this realm
find out I I don’t know that I’m in over
my [ __ ] head let’s be honest here
that is a [ __ ] jet engine I am in the
jet now can I [ __ ] fly I bet you I
[ __ ] could why
not well but that’s its home now but
here’s the thing right we are in Crazy
Craft and I don’t know much about it so
I asked you guys a little bit for a
little bit of
advice it’s probably fine I asked you
guys for a little bit of advice because
like I said I I didn’t really know what
was going on and on the first episode
that was my call to action to you guys
and boy howdy did y’all come through big
shout outs to everyone I read all of
your comments literally like while
eating breakfast this morning by the way
it’s about 700 a.m. uh on
Monday that the the episode goes up
today I’ve look I’ve been slacking a
little bit I was playing Minecraft all
weekend doing something other than Crazy
Craft I know crazy who who would who
would [ __ ] imagine go watch my live
streams uh but you guys literally gave
me a crash course in what the hell Crazy
Craft is and if I didn’t know that it
was crazy craft that you guys were like
trying to explain to me I would have
thought all of you were collectively on
drugs this is the most insane concept
for a mod pack I think I’ve ever [ __ ]
heard but a lot of it seems to revolve
around two things big Bera is one of the
biggest things big Bera is a sword that
is 500 attack damage and clear
since the stuff that we’ve been fighting
has like 750 Health that means that
everything above it is the actual like
problems and what we are facing is like
Child’s Play and and that’s fine that’s
fine and then apparently our main source
of travel and bosses and everything is
ants uh we we talked about ants in the
first episode where where where I went
to the ant Dimension and I I got Ruby
Arbor really early and I was really
proud of myself but it turns out Ruby
armor is probably dog [ __ ] uh no one
really told me that it was bad but they
told me that I need to get some
superhero gear so I’m going to a I
thought it would just be one why does it
is every [ __ ] suit that Iron Man’s
ever had and his [ __ ] homies the Iron
Men I don’t know I don’t I don’t know I
too much um are they not craftable very
very interesting I don’t know any of
this high-tech Electronics made with
titanium titanium is a really expensive
or um and I have a couple ways that
we’re going to go off and try to get
that but basically I think trying to
make some superhero armor might be the
best I I wish there was a bit more
handholding in what the lightsaber yeah
okay it looks like to make these things
we’re going to need a different table um
and to do that I think maybe it’s that
that what I just looked at the suit
assembly unit feels like it’s that so
what we’re going to try to do is get
titanium which is going to be rough but
I have a couple ideas on how to at least
get started there choose a class by the
way has been popped up for like the
entire forever I don’t I don’t know how
to choose a class so if someone knows
how how down below tell me eventually
we’ll choose a class um people also
warned me that I can’t kill as many
squids or else a crazy ass boss will
spawn I’m assuming it’s the Kraken and
the biggest thing is that going to those
Dimensions is imperative so is there an
ant farm is there a way to capture ants
or do I make ant farm out of eggs and if
that’s the case is this entire mod pack
literally revolved around getting the
Easter Bunny you you all right you
understand like all the words coming out
of my mouth because people that play
CrazyCraft they get that but I’m sure
like like the the average Joe you and me
I bet you had no [ __ ] idea the next
words out of my mouth we going to be
find the Easter Bunny well here we are
welcome to
welcome to looking for the Easter Bunny
that’s what we’ll be literally doing
today I I think
I I’m going to I’m going to I’m going to
have a heart attack chat I’m going to Dy
Easter Bunny we need to find this block
it’s raining now we need to find this
block and I think the best way for us to
look for it would be the rainbow ant
Dimension damn it
oh what the [ __ ] Polaris found him found
Polaris I bet you he’s a big bird a drop
but I bet you he’s going to make my
heart stop uh he’s he’s a he’s a
terrifying Beast I don’t like him hey
look there’s loot in that thing uh
should I try to kill him it’s Minecraft
there’s no way he’s like good in water
right I’m a Sitting Duck if he [ __ ]
is I am a Sitting Duck if this man is
excellent in the ocean hello Polaris oh
I hate it here oh dude why is it scary
what why is crazy craft scary all of a
sudden why is Polaris here why is he
playing
music can you
not bro I was just trying to go find the
Easter
Bunny come on
man this is my home
now I don’t know what else to say this
is where I live now this is this is the
rest of the series is just in this water
Polaris is a vicious man I think maybe
he’s is friendly who [ __ ] knows he
didn’t seem friendly as he was chasing
after me and then Slender Man into the
[ __ ] Aether we done now no he’s still
he’s still
kicking he’s still kicking we got to
kill a mantis by the way so next time we
see one we should kill that it’s one of
the parts of big Bera one of the easiest
parts we also got another part of big
Bera I don’t know if I’ve mentioned it
yet I think I did uh the sea dragon
scale there’s 25 parts to Big
Bera and we’re going to really want to C
after especially cuz like conceptually
she twoot
Polaris and then I can make like the
Royal Guardian Sword if I just shove an
iron ingot in big Bera or
something this is this is upsetting
you’re upsetting me I am
upset he’s just
camping
also [ __ ] off man
kyber Crystal understood Great minitar
die die [ __ ] you [ __ ] you minitar
someone told me that I can dual wield no
[ __ ] idea how you do that but
appreciate the the the
knowledge people were very upset that I
wasn’t dual wielding my Ruby swords and
I all I have to say to you is
how I want to [ __ ] smack Polaris in
their [ __ ] face where are you
where is this [ __ ]
[ __ ] it [ __ ] sounds like back rooms
music like I this is this is before the
back rooms even existed as a
concept I don’t like
it there he is and he just he just
Slender Man’s about he literally just
Slender Man’s about okay tactical pause
researching Polaris we’ll return okay so
I learned it’s from tragic
MC um and it’s good the Decay enchants
good against it and it fights in a
peekaboo
style which I’ve been literally
witnessing so really useless knowledge
just [ __ ] useless hey
Polaris oh he doesn’t do [ __ ] for damage
hold on let’s [ __ ] wreck shop on
polarus real quick where you at [ __ ] I
don’t know how I’m going to hate you
haven’t figured that one out yet I can’t
be afraid of everything in Crazy Craft I
have to start kicking some type of
ass where the [ __ ] they say he’s
invisible but does that mean like you
can’t hit him where’s he at Polaris you
a [ __ ] he’s down there here
Polaris
bro
hey hey
Polaris well this is no
effort yeah
Polaris what now [ __ ] didn’t like that
one did
you weren’t a fan of me kicking your
dad’s dick in the
dirt nope
no no thank
[Music]
you I have an
[Music]
idea sneak attack for 2x
damage yeah Polaris I’m fighting like
you know honestly maybe like a
[ __ ] he
got
aw I bet you I need whatever he drops
for Big
Bertha what the [ __ ] that
noise there’s something above me okay
that’s
great I just need a minute I just need a
minute I’m sorry I really do I really
just need a [ __ ] minute we’ve lit I
just wanted to go find the Easter Bunny
today man that’s it but here’s
Polaris causing tons of problems oh it’s
a go ghost oh cuz I’m at a graveyard it
makes ghost noises pumpkin head you know
what [ __ ]
it nope I didn’t mean to set him free
that wasn’t my goal did you just [ __ ]
who what kinde of move was that
Minotaur also I don’t really appreciate
your poisoning your antics upset
me please die
now so polar got scared and ran away and
that
sucks and [ __ ] everything in this
game does poison 27 I wonder if Polaris
is just a fight that like happens over
the course of time like I hit him for
like 40 and now he’s going to be gone
till he comes back again later at the
same health
bar I don’t know terrifying nonetheless
we need to get back home okay here’s the
plan I want in that cave it might have
really good items and and this is
scramble craft kind of this is kind of
scrambled so like you really can’t
know I also am pretty sure the cave
explodes
so we’re going to be
careful that one didn’t and down here is
the other
one no explosions Pandora’s Box [ __ ]
of course it is of [ __ ] course it’s
Pandora’s goddamn box I will not be
opening Pandora’s fu [ __ ] box no
thank
you you guys can tell me in the comment
section what Pandora’s Box does but I am
not opening it just because it’s not
like it’s going to summon the Easter
Bunny like it’s not going to it’s not
going to be the reason we’re doing this
oh my God Polaris really like really
like really I can’t get a break in this
game I don’t like that sometimes like
the block sound will happen later it
makes me think that I’m missing it why
am I doing this I have EMC out the dick
like I literally have six million EMC it
will not matter whenever I have iron it
really it really won’t it really won’t I
have the base ores I kind of skipped
needing to properly go mining for normal
stuff now I was told to make something
called Miner’s dream and I will be uh
but for now I want to make miners go
home button so I’m going to be going
home app AIS AIS what are you also from
tragic MC you have a similar health bar
we’re just going to we’re just going to
go inside we’re just going to we’re just
going to go inside for this tonight
we’re just going to go inside we’re
going to make it daytime and then we’re
going to be happy I think that’s good I
think that’s good I think we just we
don’t need to worry about AIS Polaris
[ __ ] tragic MC a mod I’ve never
[ __ ] heard of we just we just don’t
need to worry about it good [ __ ]
night okay damn so we should probably
try to find a brown ant is there a way
to like capture ants in or spawn I I I
didn’t find that yet and nothing I one
problem I have with Crazy Craft as a
whole is when you try to look up
anything you could just make multiple
Pandora’s boxes when you try to look up
anything for it fine fine fine we’ll
open Pandora’s literal boxes what could
go wrong what could go wrong we’re going
to open it not at my house though
because things could go wrong but one
problem I have with the [ __ ] crazy
craft is when you Google like what is
this mean you just get the YouTubers
that played it back in the what what my
house please don’t destroy my house I
literally said it wouldn’t what did I
[ __ ] do what is this place what why
did I open Pandora’s Box and why do I
now want to open thousands of them what
would happen it looks like it didn’t
destroy my house you need to start like
existing what did I do Pandora oh that
was a turret that is dead forgot about
that Pandora what the hell Pandora what
happened I don’t remotely
understand but now I want to go open
more Pandora boxes until I die so we’re
going to go do that
now Crazy Craft is is a is a wild
experience cuz like I don’t know really
what I’m doing I have a lot of tips but
it’s still there’s no like goal I mean
there’s an overarching goal but there’s
no like hey you got to go do this and to
do this it’ll make you be able to do
this or stuff like that that doesn’t
exist in in crazy it just
seems to be like you know I I guess the
most like structured it is is kill those
25 bosses and you can do that in any way
that you want with any gear that you
want because you know open sandbox game
but what I find crazy about it is that
the game doesn’t like give you a second
to breathe case in point Polaris or
whatever is in Pandora’s Box what a it
literally is just shitty Lucky Blocks
okay I’m down the chicken [ __ ] out of
fear nothing’s in this one nothing’s in
this one or everything’s in this one and
I’m just you know biting time till my
absolute demise who knows Pandora you
didn’t do [ __ ] buddy fck it more
Pandora’s boxes I can’t wait for the
comment section to be like EQ do not
open Pandora’s Box and you know what
maybe they’re a little valid for it I we
got to go
now oh look lapis on the ground
guests no in the Overworld no no no no
no I did not just make a Nether biome
next to my house why do I do the things
I
do oh I’m so
stupid well went and
[Applause]
[Music]
R those are just stack pigs and
cows I should get a bow I feel like a
bow would be really
helpful
Hello friends why why are you wearing a
pillar on your
head hello girlfriends which I can tame
with flowers which is a [ __ ] sentence
but have a Pandora’s Box oh a rainbow
ant that’s the crystal de no wait no no
no termites are the crystal Dimension
rainbow ants are bad rainbow ants are
really bad also nice biome so does the
Pandora’s Box just make biomes kind of
seems like it uh Anvil pet also I have a
list of pets that I’m looking for and if
I find the cool one I’ll go yay look
guys I I really tried to take in all the
knowledge that you’ve given me for Crazy
Craft I really did that’s close we need
the Purple Cow not mushroom but uh do we
go back to the brown ant Dimension I was
finding a lot more fossil there and I
think that might be might be smart let’s
just go let’s go here for now I mean
what could go
wrong you also told me that uh the
thicker trees in this these are thin
[ __ ] but that that’s a dungeon
there’s cool loot
inside and the world explodes because of
course it
does yeah you guys told me that there
these are
dungeons do we go in the dungeon is it
smart am I going to die I don’t know I
don’t know the answer to any of these
question I guess we’re ascending like I
I don’t know what else I would do it’s
not covered in Jewels so that it’s not
going to spawn the King and I guess that
works apparently the red ant Dimension
uh spawns Mobzilla so we’re going to
need to kill that guy eventually when we
get big Bera also with big Bera I know
I’m literally talking about things that
are thousands of years away but
uh big Bera you can then like turn into
the Royal Guardian Sword which is like
one piece of iron to change it and
that’s insane because it does like so
much more [ __ ] damage like it like
250 more for a piece of iron titanium I
need that that’s good that’s useless a
bow that’s also useful Sunfish hold on I
want to look at my titanium titanium
makes yeah makes a crystal this is the
ultimate gear we need the [ __ ] out of
titanium and uranium that’s our big [ __ ]
so if I could find both of those here
technically I could just spend about 40
hours farming this stuff and then there
we go I do it hi Iron Golem there’s a
lot of chests over here I guess we might
as well start looking I don’t know
what’s going to be up here
I don’t know if it’s going to be safe I
don’t know anything I just know that I
have to go into the unknown you know I
know that I don’t know which means that
that that’s good I still don’t like
fully have a backpack do I I don’t
really have
anything uh reminiscent of a backpack
either which is kind of sad that’s fine
we’ll get something later I’m sure
apparently there’s supposed to be loot
at the top of this thing I did get a
comment about that that I’m not going to
put all the comments on screen but I do
want to shout out one person in
particular while we’re doing this uh
because oh my God you went above and
beyond uh big shout outs to Celestial 12
I’ll throw their comment up right now
I’m actually going to write a note about
that they literally wrote a like fullon
crash course and what the [ __ ] is a
crazy craft and I couldn’t be more
thankful that’s butterfly I’m not a
[ __ ] uranium nugget yeah no this will
this is this is a start this is the
beginning okay okay this is what we need
we need these things now I don’t know
you know if this is the best way to go
find them it’s probably not they’re in
tiny little nuggets and we need a lot of
them but you
know this is a start I will take it it’s
pretty it’s
nice I’m holding my breath around every
corner before I just get absolutely
railed by whatever the [ __ ] the AI
[ __ ] generator can come up with next
is the Crazy Craft L it really feels
that insane it feels like AI could have
come up with half the things that made
this but it also feels like at the same
time there’s no way AI would ever come
up with this [ __ ] so I it’s it’s in the
most uncanny valley of a game I’ve ever
[ __ ] seen and I’m so here for it by
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music terrifying whenever I wish I knew
all about CrazyCraft and could just give
the best concise playthrough ever I know
so [ __ ] little that it scares me to
play it oh my God this is it’s been
forever since I’ve played Minecraft
actually it’s probably literally been
since MC emeralds since MC
eternal that I have played like i’ be
forced to play Minecraft with no [ __ ]
clue what was around Each corner and oh
my God knowledge is power because I’m
terrified without it I am I am so scared
of everything in this game I don’t want
diamond [ __ ] gear get your [ __ ]
out of here I mean that’s the type of
gear that I’d expect to find more down
there
[Music]
uh bag of popcorn is it edible
there’s some uranium nuggets what does
the bag of popcorn do I’m sure it’s got
a use I’ve heard of everything else in
this game having nothing but uses I’m so
scared dude it’s so for boting this game
is somehow an amazing horror game I see
why YouTubers played this way back in
the day like this is content like this
is the easiest just content you don’t
even have to [ __ ] try you don’t even
have to try I like that Iron Golems are
protecting this this one I feel safe
with the iron golems I don’t really see
anything in this place that’s like super
worthwhile uh one Golden Apple couple
carrots just a lot of loot a lot of loot
that means nothing that’s that’s pretty
much what I keep finding it’s a lot of
like like like
like it immediately gets efficiency five
and fortune five [ __ ]
what [ __ ] what I got to raid more
trees no shot dude I the rest of the
loot is so dumb it’s so bad is it like
super rare that you get this or
something like what just
happened the ultimate
pickaxe you’re you’re the the ultimate
this is the stuff that we were literally
trying to make with titanium and [ __ ]
uranium
I just got it in pickaxe form I want the
Ultimate Sword
now I want the ultimate
bow oh my god do I want the ultimate
bow
technically we’re kind of close aren’t
we oh
[ __ ] Chad it’s going to start getting
real more popcorn bags oh blaze rods uh
I don’t think I have blaze rods at home
yet so we might as well EMC them do you
have EMC you do not I’m just going to
sit in here here till it’s daytime and
just stare at this pickaxe honestly look
at him he’s so [ __ ] beautiful all
right I can’t be scared all night I
might as well just run around find
another one of those big ass trees this
thing was awesome there’s one right next
to it should I just go again like what’s
stopping me I if there was an ultimate
pickaxe in one what if there’s the sword
in the other or better yet a chest plate
I could use a better chest plate my gear
is kind of mid okay dude I the more that
I get tips for this game the more I try
to like utilize them and the more they
just [ __ ] fall on their face like I
was that supposed to happen can can
someone comment down below if I was
supposed to just find the ultimate
pickaxe is this part for the course am I
excited for no reason like I I I don’t
know I have no idea if what I just got
as cool if this was rare I don’t so I’m
so confused I’m so confused but you know
what I think we’re just going to start
going with it I think I think if I just
sit here and say I’m so confused over
and over and over again the video is
boring so you know what I’m here for it
I’m here for all of it oh it’s not
infinite but it’s 3,000 durability kind
of hoping it was infinite but you know
what I’ll take 3,000 durability that’s
pretty good can you mine titanium and
uranium I wonder if that’s in the red
ant Dimension titanium orb or titanium
orb from yeah okay I bet you you could
totally just mine that [ __ ] in the red
ant Dimension and that’s why everyone’s
telling me to go get Miner dream we’ll
do a mining episode probably next time
but for now I want to like I want to
keep raiding these trees like bro
this is sick you just go from the top
all the way down and life is good
there’s even some little Emerald blocks
up here for your trouble I’m okay with
this this is
nice what a
crazy I mean I guess that’s the that’s
the biggest thing right I there’s no
other word that describes this [ __ ]
game other than crazy there’s just none
I don’t think any other word does this
[ __ ] game
Justice also I need to make that
transmutation tablet not the
transmutation table the tablet meaning
we need Dark Matter meaning I need to
make Atrius fuel I really should do that
before going off on adventures like this
because if I bring the tablet with me
I’ll be able to just have infinite
storage and [ __ ] a backpack like it’ll
be great I think I I think I should
definitely do that slowly I I will learn
the ways of the crazy slowly I will
learn the ways of The Craft uh but I
don’t see anything super special here
there was chest in the last one I don’t
see him yet I’m still going to try
though I don’t know who put the comment
saying to go into these things but
you’re my savior for this episode
besides Celestial who is my savior for
the series
currently there’s nothing here does this
one just have nothing in
it do some of them just spawn with
nothing in it is that why I’m lucky like
was I was I just lucky kind of looks
empty as [ __ ] still cannot believe the
way this is
built it’s so
goofy oh man like I said before I am
that’s a deer that’s a gazelle I am
recording this literally um the day that
I upload it um and not even just the day
like the hour I’m literally going to
start editing this about 40 minutes from
now like when I’m done recording I’m
going to put it all together in a nice
little video for you guys slap the
thumbnail of I mean it’s got to be the
ultimate pickaxe right ooh o I do kind
of want better wood I want prettier wood
let’s go to this one let’s go to this
one I want big wood look and we need to
find it we need to like get at least one
of them and then we can just we need to
get just one of the wood then we can EMC
it forever that’s that’s all I need okay
I’m not too picky here let’s look at our
map we got anything special around us
not really we need to go we’ll need to
go back around so we can go uh you know
back home and it’s not super large what
are the circular ones they don’t look
Hollow they do look or they yeah they do
look Hollow well let’s go to this guy
first see if we can find apparently if
I’m correct the way these look like
they’re generated I’m totally
speculating here but if there’s chests
on the
branches then there’s
potentially chests inside but there
wasn’t any chests on those last one
that’s just a moth big one would be
Mothra but that’s just a moth that’s the
[ __ ] up [ __ ] too there’s tons of moths
around here and there’s a boss named
Mothra I just think that’s kind of
wrong I think this tree is
empty okay
so we need to find trees with chests on
them as they have insane [ __ ] that’s
what I’ve learned see chat you can teach
a blackjack one or two things and then
my brain’s full but you can you can get
those one or two and go look for another
tree I really would not mind having the
ultimate bow and cheesing everything
from afar with just crazy ass Snipes I
don’t know how much the ultimate bow
even
does but
like can’t imagine that it sucks you
know it’s literally called the ultimate
bow and all I would need is a little bit
more titanium and uranium that’s it
that’s it just like just a just a crumb
just a crumb of uranium sir I now have a
mission before we end this episode I
want to make the BG
I really want to make the bow I mean
string iron that shit’s easy all you
[ __ ] need is titanium and uranium and
I can find nuggets sometimes in these
trees and that means if I just get a
little bit more lucky we’re in dude
we’re in just got to find trees with
chests on them I don’t know how rare
that is maybe I got incredibly lucky
maybe they need to also have iron golems
on them I don’t
know I don’t know anything about this
pack that’s kind of the point I thought
about actually like researching it you
know chat so that all the videos aren’t
just oh my God what’s going on or oh my
God what’s going on but then we wouldn’t
have [ __ ] like the polarus fight that
happened at the beginning of this
episode which I thought was [ __ ]
funny as [ __ ] I thought it was great so
I I think you know I might just stay
blind and you guys are just going to
have to get over the fact that EQ missed
the boat on this when they were a kid
don’t know everything that all the
people that watch like Atlanta Craft do
Iron Golems um and you guys get to
experience basically me learning Crazy
Craft the entire
time and you know what I think it would
make beating it even more
sweet there are iron golems but I don’t
know if there’s any
loot doesn’t look like it I’m so going
to put the [ __ ] ultimate pickaxe in
the thumbnail and everyone’s going to
probably be like what the [ __ ] how did
EQ they had Ruby yesterday today yeah
doesn’t look like there’s much in this
one either
though why am I getting the emeralds how
much EMC do they
give 140,000 that’s why I’m getting the
emeralds understood I’m sorry I will
never question again I am getting the
emeralds for a very very good purpose I
also left my spruce wood it’s fine I’ll
just go get it at home the longer I stay
in this place the more it feels like I’m
going to anger the thing that lives here
like clearly I am not wanted but I mean
I I guess if the golden apple cows are
wanted why wouldn’t I be there are
chests there are chests in this one just
not on the
wings okay well this one seems worth
going down then let’s find out anything
good Diamond
useless hey first ender pearl we can now
go fight the dragon because
EMZ I guess I don’t know why I would but
cool I mean I guess we do have to fight
the Ender Dragon at some point I’m sure
it’s got
uranium okay okay we’re getting
somewhere that’s a little bit of uranium
nuggets sorry I didn’t mean to pee on
the chest I’m sorry Mom okay nothing
there we’re turning this [ __ ] into a
science chat okay so that was four
uranium nuggets which sounds totally not
worth it but I think it’s worth it I
find one more uranium nugget I have a
piece of uranium I’m going make that bow
I don’t know if the bow is is
overpowered as I’m thinking I could be
so wrong but bows in Minecraft used to
be or not used to be are insane bows in
Minecraft literally like give you such
an advantage cuz 90% of the things that
you fight just fight by ramming their
face into you so if you can stop their
face from facing then you’re great
things are wonderful another thing I
wanted to mention that I have yet to see
but I’m guessing I’ll just know it when
I see it is a hey Ruby blocks you think
there’s uranium in that thing
now that I know there that it explodes
should we try it let’s try it um one of
the things I wanted to mention is that
some people told me about duplication
trees that will duplicate anything
that’s underneath them I don’t know the
specifics but that’s that’s kind of what
it is there’s just a nuke over there
it’s
fine let’s see if I can do this without
exploding it I don’t know what any of
that was oh I should have inventory
space what’s wrong with
me damn it EQ I’m sorry I hope that
wasn’t amazing stuff there chat I’m so
sorry I just know someone’s going to
screen cap that and been like you’re a
failure you’re a [ __ ] failure you
missed the best item in the game that
would have transformed you into a
literal God ah but I got this pickaxe so
I can’t be too mad right uh I have a
newfound respect for how shitty these
trees are they may be terrible but man
oh man do they have some cool stuff in
them these ones don’t look like they
want you going up them maybe that’s a
reason maybe there’s bosses in these oh
yeah it’s night time in Utopia I never
really like that it turning nighttime
but my God uranium titanium we’re going
to be able to make [ __ ] ultimate
things should I make a [ __ ] bow or
sword I don’t know I don’t know nightmar
is made with only titanium the old
that’s what I should make I should make
the ultimate fishing rod uh so it’s
clear’s day to me now uh how could I
have been so silly before
clearly I got to make the ultimate
[ __ ] fishing rod oh my God I’m so
dumb it doesn’t look like there’s
anything in this tree either so we just
seem to want to find trees where there
are chests in it if I do that maybe two
more times I should have enough uranium
and vibranium or uh uranium and titanium
to make [ __ ] ultimate
bow that would be [ __ ] sick I think
that would be a successful episode
4 I just want my episodes to mean
something chat I just they can’t just be
me running around and getting scared by
Polaris for 4 hours like I I have to
make some progress we didn’t even get to
find anything near the Easter Bunny
maybe I should check out like the red an
dimension for more stuff like that I
don’t know Utopia doesn’t seem to have a
lot of uh fossils like I thought it
would maybe I’m just not looking in the
right spot try this spot dried Ender
Dragon spawn egg you’re [ __ ] me I
will take that what can I do with the
dried Ender Dragon spawn egg uh I can
make Ender Dragons obviously what would
you do with that [ __ ] keep an eye out
for Star metal Chad I haven’t forgot
fluorite oh yeah old Minecraft [ __ ]
water sucks oh that’s also a fossil
isn’t it salt well don’t mind if I do I
mean I kind of have to right salt is
just a butter bacon great wonderful
since I have an infinite amount of
Pandora’s boxes that’s fine with me
dried Ender Dragon and apparently apply
a water bucket to something dried it
becomes undried so he what’s the Obelisk
with lots
of skulls around it it’s once again a
nuclear Tech thing uh so that could be
from literally anything it could be
anywhere from MLP all the way to [ __ ]
Binding of Isaac very helpful speaking
of which Binding of Isaac is a game that
slaps and uh chat should agree with me
on that one legally you’re legally
compelled to agree with me that Binding
of Isaac is awesome just not a super
comfy
feel at night time in
Utopia reactor chamber copper cable
Advanced
alloy we might need you I don’t really
need
popcorn watch someone come tell me EQ oh
my God popcorn’s the greatest item in
the game you literally threw away the
best thing you’re so stupid air strike
designator huh you’re telling me I can
like hell divers this
[ __ ] is that what that means that what
we’re saying we’re just preaching to the
choir here that that’s what’s going
on got to remember to come back around
there for the
ants don’t want to go too far away from
home I can’t fly yet but I will build
something that will help me to do that I
think uh-oh uh-oh
uh-oh Red Alert literally that tree is a
different [ __ ] color is that a bad
thing is it a good thing what does it
mean who [ __ ]
knows there’s is this literally a vault
cluster
missiles it’s literally a [ __ ]
Vault God I feel so terrified I don’t
want to lose everything I have maybe if
we just drink a bottle of Nuka Cherry
it’ll help Mellow Me Out a little I’m
not hungry [ __ ] course not oh no that
is those are blocks of uranium and
titanium those are blocks of uranium and
titanium those are definitely uranium
fever
oh
I think it might be the Queens because
the green one’s supposed to be the king
I thought we’re going to head back
home I have marked the
quartz we’re going to put away
everything that is worth a damn get out
a whole new
set of Ruby gear and see if I can steal
just one block of titanium and uranium
just
one and I mean I mean worst thing that
happens we just never go this way again
right sounds pretty good to me she
spawns in kills us all funny way to end
the video just [ __ ] great so I’m
going to go home then I’ll be right back
oh come
on I’m I
I I’m just trying to go home man I’m
just trying to go home man I’m looking
for a brown antill around here that I
[ __ ] came in with
and there’s another there’s another
giant red tree [ __ ] not good okay
everything’s been put away that’s good
uh I’m going to take a gravity
gun haa I needed to find you been
looking for you friend you’re part of
Big Bertha and I need your entire
bones you also set yourself on fire see
I told you guys I it it was calculated I
made the [ __ ] Nether biome because I
knew the Mantis would spawn and then I
would kick his [ __ ] ass with the fire
damage that’s exactly why I made this
biome that’s exactly why I did it also I
have to run back home uh because for the
dumb [ __ ] I’m about to do I’m not
willing to lose my uh ultimate pickaxe
so woo mtis
claw dead [ __ ] what the [ __ ] anti block
thank you I prefer Uncle so another one
just killed itself to water and I didn’t
record that because I didn’t like think
it mattered but they dropped titanium I
didn’t know they did that we are now at
literally eight nuggets of titanium
eight nuggets of uranium one away each
from making the ultimate bow wait no he
dropped uranium I literally need one
nugget of titanium also damn that’s a
lot of claws okay that’s that’s great
we’ll keep that in mind for later but
for now it’s time to go be dumb okay
here’s the dumbest plan on Earth no idea
if this has a chance in hell it working
or if I’m going to die before I even get
close to Leaf one but this thing oh not
from very far away but it can pick up
blocks and Chuck them you can also use a
pickaxe and the scummy block jump up
method but that over we close yet very
close there it’s the Queen’s
tree how
close can you
get two just like a leaf you know I have
no idea how close is too
close so we’re just going
to keep on keeping
[Music]
on like it’s a really
long
[Music]
branch
[Music]
we are directly under
it this this is the tree of Wonders look
at this
[ __ ] enough Ruby to last us a
[Applause]
lifetime I’m not editing any of this
part out editor EQ I want everyone to be
just as tense as I
[Music]
am ah
[ __ ]
okay here’s the
plan we are using the gravity gun cuz we
have successfully stolen this thing
we are using the gravity gun to send a
full titanium [ __ ] block way the [ __ ]
away in a stash somewhere we’re going to
it’ll be placed down as a normal block
again when it is yeed as you can see
then we’re going to get so far away from
this that even if I die and come back we
will not trigger the queen again as she
will not be rendered in then we’re going
to go back if I could steal a uranium
block [ __ ] cheese uranium oh my God
God oh my God also [ __ ] caught myself
again I hate that if you shift and then
stop shifting and then shift again
sometimes the game’s like you didn’t
shift again I’m sorry we’re going to
have to kill your dad now oh my God holy
[ __ ] okay we’re going to stash it under
this tree we’re going to mark it too
we’re going to mark it on the map I’m
going to set a waypoint how do I [ __ ]
do that show mobs show animals waypoints
create stash all right let’s go
back [ __ ] it worked holy [ __ ] it worked
if it if I could just get a block of
uranium just one then we can go from
there but like if I could just get one
[ __ ] block of uranium
[Music]
sh be very
quiet be very very
quiet we just need a block of uranium or
titanium like I will take more not
complaining
here I don’t remember
how far that uranium block
was it wasn’t as close as the titanium
that we just found which is not the one
I was looking at initially
anyway I also have no idea how close I
can be to the queen before she gets it’s
really really really
[Music]
angry there’s the
block it is like seven blocks
[Music]
away uranium
[Music]
block
[Music]
not me stealing uranium from the queen
never wouldn’t do that in a million
years wouldn’t steal her [ __ ] uranium
blocks eat my [ __ ] fat [ __ ] [ __ ]
woo oh my God oh my God holy [ __ ] we did
it holy [ __ ] we did it holy [ __ ] we did
it oh my God oh my God that’s nine
uranium and nine titanium let’s [ __ ]
go let’s [ __ ]
go oh my god it worked it [ __ ] worked
it [ __ ] worked my dumbest idea in the
goddamn world [ __ ] worked holy [ __ ] I
can’t [ __ ] believe it oh my God
that’s amazing that’s literally [ __ ]
amazing that’s literally the coolest
[ __ ]
ever holy
[ __ ] holy
[ __ ] oh my god let’s go
yes oh I have fevered today some of the
rarest blocks in the early game at least
I don’t I don’t know about the late game
but like the these are the things I was
told to get by the comment section and I
did it
holy [ __ ] go [ __ ]
yourself the question
is do we go back for
more
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This video, titled ‘This Minecraft Mod Just Keeps getting more Insane…’, was uploaded by EqlipseAgain on 2024-03-25 21:29:27. It has garnered 11316 views and 706 likes. The duration of the video is 00:47:08 or 2828 seconds.
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