Fatal Encounter: Tensions Rise in Dungeons & Dragons RP

What’s up everybody I’m back we’re going to go play some DND d uh yeah I was going to give an intro oh Excuse me give an intro and then you know explain what we did last week but uh I’ll be honest I’m struggling to remember so I’m hope

Hope hope oh my God I can talk I swear I am hoping that Master geek has written some things down hello Shirley how are you again for the second time today um and yeah hopefully hopefully he wrote some things down because I honestly can’t remember exactly what happened

Last week um I think if I remember correctly we’re back at the Village but that’s that’s about all I got right now so hopefully he’s got something anyway I’m going to go hop into the Discord and uh we will get this rolling and and yes as as you can tell

By the title something interesting is going to be happening tonight so I don’t know exactly what it is I am not told or I’m not privy to these informations as that is kept locking Key by the dungeon master himself so we are going to follow his lead and

We will uh I’m sure have a joyous joyous interesting time that’s awesome Shirley I’m happy you don’t work again tonight I don’t know if you’ll be able to keep up with what we’re doing but uh you know I don’t I don’t think it’ll be too bad so I’m gonna hop into Theo

Sim I guess we should get the screen a rocking there we go oh we’re in a cave oh I think I remember what’s going on now we were on our way to rescue my dragon but uh yeah I don’t know we’ll see what happens all right I’m going to go hop

Into that Discord though and we’ll we’ll get up to date Here play my own character hello game da do I don’t know I’m good I’m good I’m good going to sit down and roll one and uh yeah we we’ll kick some ass or maybe get ass game how you feeling from last weekend Oh a lot better significantly

Better that’s awesome I mean my my tooth isn’t exactly fixed yet but uh it’s definitely not swollen and my face does not hurt so that’s good I think I think I’m on on the way awesome yeah no it was I was not having a fun time last weekend let me

Tell you I don’t doubt it I I know how it is from from Kanan her wisdom teeth and one of her MERS was [ __ ] up well this is do was sit well this was a tooth that I already had root canaled before you are so mean and I uh

Yeah I kind of It kind of fell apart on me basically and it’s not that the actual tooth hurts I just think something might have broke off on the tooth and it’s like digging into my gums every time I uh do on that side mhm so I haven’t been able to really

Che well and that could be twoo right it could be an infection it could be a few different things but either way I’m going to have to go get the tooth pulled yeah I’m not looking forward to that should Jo it’s been a week a week and a

Half I don’t know what to tell you yeah I know me too let’s try I can’t hear okay I can hear you but I feel like I’m hearing you through somebody else was going to say yeah yeah I got I got a headset on I was trying to

Balance out the noise that was going on but cuz you know multiple devices tends to cause a bunch of screeching noises but no like I was saying I mean if we can get everybody on Discord it’ll run much smoother and yeah I get Kanan

Might not be able to run it but I mean even if she just still talks through like demons like she was before she should be okay the main thing is just to make sure that everybody’s hearing through one page yeah I can hear you now it sounds

Like you’re working pretty good on a connection all right all right so we’re going to need a recap cuz I’m not not quite remembering exactly yeah it’s been a couple weeks so I’m a little bit forgetful on what we’re what we’re doing I’m going to go ahead

And back this up a bit and I’ll go ahead and read my notes off to y’all it is a bit of a long one so make sure you prepare yourself and also if you feel like writing down information that may or may not be important this may or may not be

The time to do so I like how you say that this may or may not be the time I don’t know you decide one two uh let me get my notepad up here just in case whenever you say that [ __ ] I end up writing it all down unplug huh unplug

Sure you’re listening to the TV listen to my voice you are getting sleepy funniest part is is I have a character that can do that what uh hypnotize somebody yeah just look at him wave his hand and he’ll just straight up hypnotize a person uh wait until you see the next

Character I build he’s probably going to have something to build that for an ability all right so everybody got their notepads and their pencil you going to use to to mind control them no I mean to be fair he’s been mind controlling people this entire [ __ ] thing with these little Doppel gangers and

[ __ ] I’m make sure you guys are paying attention you guys figure out demon was in doppelganger I knew right away I called it out first yeah we did point out something was off but yeah well the moment he starts attacking us it’s pretty clear that he’s not uh on our

Side anymore that’s kind of why I waited until he had no choice other than to just like give up do something with it all right ACH [ __ ] let’s do this a recap uh okay so so far you guys have fought and defeated the Scout forces of each Army

And was saved by the orcish Army of Frank brought back to the orc orcish Capital wastelands at which point you guys were captured by the enemy party known as the sailing Eagles your bouty for the car the party at the time was around 1,700 gold and that was for Dead or Alive at

Which point obviously they did not collect because you guys got away uh says see here we we did kick their ass and and they joined us at some point yep they are currently working with you guys you they apparently also managed to get themselves a dragon egg oh that’s right

Drag let’s see here party was engaged in Naval Warfare with the piracy Nation The Remnant elves and darkborn dwarves which you guys were able to defeat and you found out about the wood elf JN who was your your traitor at which point you guys sacrificed him to the

Sea oh I’m pretty sure it was a sea dragon but yeah well there was a lot more in detail there but you know I’m not going full on in detail about all the crazy [ __ ] you guys did uh that out there I pointed out all the

[ __ ] you guys did to him that’s all in here let’s see oh an old woman in her Band of Thieves had arrived and stolen Taz the white dragon and left sardan tied up in asleep at which point you guys came through to rescue them and you found out about doppelganger

Demon uh see I’m not going to tell you about that see after several rough encounters the party had learned how harsh it is can be to dealing with the dragon and the Dragon Cult now that brings us to where we are now pretty sure we’re on our way to rescue

Taz no you guys have rescued Taz at the moment you guys are currently inside of a portal Dimension if you for those of you who weren’t here during the last session or don’t remember last session the last session was basically you guys came in and you guys found the set of

Doppelgangers of the uh the the original set of doppelgangers and uh you guys started asking some questions and then uh you guys all fell asleep and now you wake up and they’re gone the entire Cavern is empty all of the creatures that were once here worshiping and quiet

And peace are now gone that’s not true there’s still some down here I was waiting for them to disappear what creatures not good all right well uh there just gold so I guess what are we doing collecting Taz and then finding a way out of here is that the

Plan well here’s the thing as you guys are kind of starting to look around and at your surroundings you guys hear a deep echoing well more like a deep resounding clashing sound coming from deeper inside the caverns okay which would be coming from this away no think of it as more

Like a bunch of Swords clashing all at once sh clang clang clicky Clank Clank Clank a chicken all right let’s uh drumstick and stop sticking Let’s uh let’s go see what’s up I guess okay so as you guys walk through the what oh what in the hell Discord

What okay God damn you give me a minute give me a second guys I got to add over here my gu SL like always always with the distraction this not got damn it demon godamn it Jackson reminds me when I was a kid I was the same way I was always distracted with

Something hey you know what I think we all were honestly all this need to get you into the damn Discord going okay you get me in yes you’re in my thoughts exactly old man grown I do it all the Time although I did have somebody pop I do that too I did have somebody mistake me for being 21 the other day that was pretty weird no game not 21 I’m like double that oh [ __ ] I am 39 you’re like 32 no I wish I wish I was still

32 [ __ ] I’ll take the compliment what’s 9 + 10 21 21 your MTH through the doorways and you hear the clashing getting closer you notice that there’s some friendly faces fighting with what looks like the doppelgangers [ __ ] now before anybody does anything for those of you magic users

You immediately know that there is something very powerful in this area something that could oh I don’t know Slaughter your entire party if they wanted to and on top of that you also feel another presence in the area one that is holding all of you in

Place so we can’t move right now nope and each of you feels a warmthness starting to rise from underneath your feet like we’re going to burn no no more like more like think uh like a nice a nice sunny Beach warm sand I have a question so not bring but do I

Get a tequila that is the question you what [ __ ] it why not you’re about to watch a battle so why not have a tequila I I have a question just tequila appears in everybody’s hand what’s up why are there two of me there’s not there are no there’s one of you I

Only see one of you so I don’t know what you’re looking at if you’re talking about the yellowish dragon with the white background that’s me no no no no hold I I will send it in chat okay if anything I it sounds like only you can see it

So anyway while all this is going on my gosh so let’s see here that is a very good way to put it sinra death Despair and cupcakes for all yes thank you that what is oh yeah only you can see that buddy okay yep it’s apparently right

Here yeah I don’t see [ __ ] there mean nothing there for me any who um yeah so as you guys are watching you watch as the allies of yours your hero friends charge in to face these three doppelgangers and they begin to clash swords and fighting right mhm here’s things start to get

Interesting you all even non-magic users now can tell that there is a barrier between you each of you hold you almost in like a nice tight circle of a a glowing Golden Aura well we sipper Tequilas yes now let’s see here enjoy your Tequilas guys everybody take a

Sip or shall we get a bottle to appear and we’ll just start swigging out of that pass it around the last get to enjoy well one of us Fu up befor and we’re already paralyzed can’t go anywhere so might as well drink as oh somebody disappeared oops you say oops for I don’t

Understand anyo okay so let me go ahead and just roll damage real quick roll damage I love how there’s no like let’s see if it hits we’re just we’re just going to roll damage that’s how you know what’s happening is bad P park so as you guys are watching this guy here which one what looks like almost this guy here who looks almost like a dark Paladin grabs your guys’ ally Paladin and His Hands begin to turn red and you hear a muffled screaming coming from inside of the armor um

Um that’s nice heat metal so he’s burning alive inside his own armor yes and there’s nothing he can do about it nope take the armor off how he’s encased in it explain that yeah and you’d end up burning your hand either way so one way or another you’re just going to [ __ ]

And and and I doubt he’s going to be able to get it off before it [ __ ] kills him anyway [ __ ] where’s the popcorn no Chuck the seeds at it there you go have some popcorn you brought one of those [ __ ] uh the popcorns you put on the

Burner the colonels yeah who bought one of those just like we’re camping so the monk gets sucked through a portal door and then the portal door closes oh well that sucks for the guys cuz the monk was the most powerful one there y bye and with a piercing

Screech you all hear as the Warlock is impaled from behind oh damn see how much damage she okay um perfect he says this [ __ ] Sinister Mister over there toss to the ground like a ragd off yep he yeah this is going on we can move oh yeah no of course not drops

Him does anybody have a dispel ability nope wow we were so prepared that’s a [ __ ] move that’s a okay cuz as he’s approaching you guys and he opens his mouth to say something oh excuse me sorry whoa where’d we go yeah where you go indeed place are we

Dead oh well yeah not really not really rock it but you could be it could be I guess well this is not going to start working on my other character she yeah I did tell you all to be prepared I’ve already started working and I really like sort of where

This one’s going a little bit that’s good oh you all wake up on the plains in a grassy field but you hear sounds that you’ve never heard before in the distance sounds of creatures that are making sounds that sounds like w almost okay interesting you’re nowhere near

Water so we’re nowhere near water is that what you just said yes so wait somebody’s missing cleric’s gone right so can you guys see each other y see yourselves all right cool well Palin Mr demon yeah you hear a voice that speaks to you and says do you recognize this place not really

You should you’ve been here before the last time you visited me demon does this have to do with your God H your grandpappy again long lost brother isn’t loading for me at the moment um well you’re supposed to be you a familiar voice yes is it my goddess it is indeed

Okay be respectful everybody why be respectful of this place be respectful of of people I really don’t think you want to find the answer to why in here there just saying I really don’t think you do hey man I’m working on my character sheet die anyway oh [Laughter]

[ __ ] well buddy you notice something is wrong demon your once friendly plane of existence seems to be corrupted there seems to be evil here I am going to try and talk to my goddess and ask what’s going on they began to show up this morning they’ve been attacking ever

Since got you these are the people that we’ve already been fighting no but it’s something they summoned what did they summon creatures of evilness things with giant eyes and tentacles everywhere is it mini cthulu no are they like cthulu I suppose you could say that not that you know what cthulu is of

Course only Legends right so d what D now pay attention my guy I am it’s slow Wi-Fi and it’s cutting in and out okay Damon hurry up Damon come on man what are you [Laughter] doing um I’m going to basically relay everything that my goddess has told me

Okay well you do and now the part’s staring at you like you’ve lost your [ __ ] mind cuz they didn’t hear [ __ ] well yeah you’re not going to hear [ __ ] cuz it was my goddess well thought suddenly begins to uh appear in each of your minds those of you who are not

Demon what’s to say that this God of his is even a God in the first place and not the opposite impostor what’s to say he’s not leading you right into his trap these are thoughts that begin to cross your character’s Minds I mean it probably is TR my

Goddesses I suggest you guys Talk Amongst yourselves for a minute demon demon I don’t know what are we we doing are we just going to explore the area or do we want to De let demon do his goddess meditation I don’t know demon what are you

Doing well I just asked where my goddess would be there you don’t know she’s not here well like I asked her that’s nice you don’t get a response oh oh okay that’s just wonderful is it though I say we explore okay well as you guys start

Care you notice the little blue blob of some kind that is crawling towards your party um invest instigate what would you like to investigate with I don’t know does anybody is it an animal no it just well not really it appears to be a blob of well

Slime reminds me of the old Final Fantasy games from Super Nintendo random World encounters I don’t know shall we attack it no let’s not jum my I attack first that’s questions later okay we go ahead and roll that for me damn all right anyway [ __ ] well it’s it’s a it’s a [ __ ] slime

Um it’s a slimy slime it’s a slimy slime made of slime okay or like an oy slim it looks like I sneezed a giant snot rocket onto the floor muc got it man what do you want me to tell you it’s made of made of some kind of cellophane

Slime or or or maybe it’s made of butter maybe butter butter butter I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter well I because right past you guys to poet at which point it slowly begins to slightly crawl up his leg [ __ ] um I don’t know should I be afraid get rid of

It oh do me a favor what2 are you wearing any armor just my light armor okay yeah why roll me that D20 please and for your sake 11 [ __ ] up buddy that wouldn’t surprise me okay so um your armor is melting off like bubbling okay um anybody in the party want to

Find a hand here yeah you want to like take him off me or something how about this how about instead of chopping his leg off right away how about maybe we try something like I don’t know magican maybe Miss sorceress I’m just saying sinra Fireball no don’t Fireball do not Fireball the

Game do not oh my [ __ ] see this is this is why I don’t give you guys simple encounters I give you simple encounters and you’re trying to kill each other I give you a dragon SL are weak to fire actually well you know what never mind I’m going to leave it at

That okay so uh I need to roll a DC 17 I do not think I’m going to roll that high but I’ll certainly try uh damn all right so yeah you go to grab onto it and it’s pretty [ __ ] clung on to PO it it ain’t let and

Go um can I kick it off you can certainly try give me a D20 at disadvantage minus two of course to you also quick question how are you going to like are you just like kind of shaking your leg Yeah I like flick my leg obviously didn’t anyway so no actually in

Fact it’s now clung on more isn’t it I like this leg it’s a really nice leg so demon you now have part of the slime on you it is now clung to you as well you’re welcome you you have half the Slime he has half the Slime it is now eating

Through your armor and you have not much time let’s just leave it like that I’m gonna try and fling it back at poet and say I don’t want it you’re gonna get it on no don’t you’re gonna get it on someone else you throwing it with your hands buddy oh my

God huh thr it with your hands what where did it land oh question it landed on your leg okay I’m going just stomp on the ground really hard okay roll me a D20 major disadvantage why why a major disadvantage first off because disadvantage because you’re trying to

Dislodge a slime without using any tools or items second off because you’re trying to dislodge it by sending it straight down rather than away from you okay so I’m going to use R Frost on the slime ball that’s on game’s leg okay roll it yeah he still clung on to you

Demon he still clung on to me so poet poet the one that is clung on to your leg is currently Frozen it seems sinistra has reached out with a ray of frost and absolutely Frozen him solid right there can I break free now yes go

Ahead and roll me a D20 at at major major advantage sorry so see what you guys are supposed to do first is poke it with a stick for a little while oh yeah you go to you go to smack it and uh it shatters and no before you ask it is

Not protection from Poison work no poison will not work it not poisoning you it’s just clinging it’s it think of it is like a very uh high corrosive material like that yeah not really a poison just eats away through things yeah it’s an okay so now I’m going to

Look at demon and do the same thing okay roll me another one okay so you freeze that one too now demon the one on your uh on your leg is currently Frozen I’m going to take it off punch it okay uh how are you taking it off punch it

Go ahead I’m find a rock and just get it with the rock okay roll me at D20 to find a rock okay you find a single Pebble congrat imitations now what the T could the Slime of the rock okay so uh as the party watches demon now crouches down

With his little Pebble in hand and he begins to chip away at the block of slime uh go ahead and roll me another D20 demon damn he gets through that [ __ ] clean as day all right so he he TAPS at it for a few minutes and then it just

Kind of goes all over the ground well [ __ ] surprisingly that [ __ ] worked all right what a time to crit all right probably the only time I’m going to probably yeah so now what um yeah what do you guys think I don’t know what just happened creativity that’s what happened we need to keep

Exploring take a look around see what there is okay um go ahead and take your appropriate movements then okay so what in the hell I want to go her what where the [ __ ] are we did we just like make it to atha or something no this is my goddess’s land

Wella Minister you are taking 23 psychic damage straight to the brain oh straight to the brain your brain just go pop your your brain is starting to have a pretty bad [ __ ] headache all right your brain can’t brain anymore Jackson charges up to try and

Help but uh it’s he’s he’s just kind of staring it down and it’s well it doesn’t have eyes so I can’t stare him back but it seems to be trying now what poet demon I don’t know I honestly don’t know who’s in front of me what’s you doing

Kanan um right it is kanan’s turn right it’s well kind of all three of your turns I haven’t dealt out turns yet just a matter you figuring out where your placements want to go or where you want to investigate um just to the right yeah just just over to the right

I’m trying to Ping it but my phone’s being stupid stupid phone oh where would you like to go okay let’s see well I can already see there’s something right there what’s in front of you there demon looks kind of valuable Rock mushrooms yeah got Shin rocks got a shiny crystalline look to

Them yeah my goddess is the goddess of luck so why wouldn’t she have shiny [ __ ] all over the place yeah it looks like gemstones in there bro mimic check SM I’m not touching it can wants to that’s on her um I guess I will I can go 30 right yep I’ll head over

Here see what’s up n so poet yeah what appears to be a scorpion with around eight eyes comes waddling up to you oh great making little chirping noises at you chirping noises are they friendly or do they sound it seems almost curious does it actually have a stinger on

It well I mean yeah it has a stinger it’s not pointed at you at the moment if that’s what you’re asking so it’s not an any sort of aggressive stance no no like I said it seems more Curious than anything okay seems be investigating it

I will uh not really stay on the defense but stay wary okay do you want to approach it uh I’ll stay where I am and let it approach me okay so it gets a little closer and then uh it seems to almost like kind of like poking at your legs with its

Pincers like watching to see what happens like Curious it wants me to move kind of maybe it’s just kind of seeing what happens as like a reaction to does it fight does it bite me is it mean that kind of thing well obviously I’m going to try to be as peaceful as

Possible but what was your suggestion demon hit hit dance you want me to Dance I mean it’s kind of like uh going at your feet with this pincer so yeah dance I don’t think that’s a good idea cuz it could take that as an AGG I suppose it doesn’t know

True so you just going to kind of stand there let him poke at You um I don’t know maybe I’ll do a slow lean towards it okay so as you lean towards it it kind of leans closer like almost as if it’s expecting something like what for me to pet it it on its head yeah I guess I’ll give it a

Pet okay so as you pet it you hear a voice in your head thank you strange kind kind stranger what have you been doing here I don’t know I have no idea where I am well of course you’re in the land of the Goddess she must have brought you

Here for some reason is everything okay here uh I wouldn’t say it’s okay it’s always dangerous here but it seems to be more dangerous now what’s going on scary creatures have been invading they tend to take over the villagers wow you know where all those scary creatures are or are to

Avoid cuz I see one over there a big creature what’s that one he explains that that is what they call the telepath it seems to be what they’re using to hijack their minds so that thing’s bad very bad and Destroy what feels like a little

Tickle in your back of your head you now can Envision the locations of every single one of the evil creatures on the map oh I’m guessing that’s uh what the goddess sight of some sort nope just his oh I’ve got a psychic connection for now yes I mean

Technically I can talk to animals anyway but I don’t know if he’s an animal not really more of a beast so and with that he crawls over here to this little Doug hole and disappears into the ground well I think we’ve got our mission boys and girls sh

We go kill some crappy psychic creatures no I don’t want to well I don’t know that we have a choice it’s either that or we uh I don’t know just sit here and die is that an option no because if you choose to just sit there and ignore it then I’ll do

Worse I’ll just Port you to the boss fight instead skip all the equipment and stuff and no levels okay so as you approach you hear a voice calling out to you are you normal Define normal are you human humanoid are you here to kill us negative no okay then you may pass

Okay be careful there’s still more inside the gates okay okay Jackson what are you doing um getting the [ __ ] out of there okay demon can guys yellow are good Demon you’re first what are you doing I’m going come up this way yeah that was exactly where I was trying to Ping too okay

Okay okay demon you are taking 19 psychic damage oh [ __ ] that Beholder and you’re up next make her Point Canan you alive yeah I’m here okay no what are you doing um I’m going to move probably up Over uh to the right um and up sorry one sec okay well how about stop whispering and actually just tell me if that’s the right place please thank you I already said yeah okay well I didn’t hear you so don’t throw an attitude at me POET what are you doing umy

That did not make go back up demon what are you talking about that made perfect sense don’t give me that crap you take seven psychic damage lovely what I likeu demons was 19 so yeah I assume we were full health starting this encounter correct yep and how much psychic damage did I take

Seven seven demon roll me a D20 please you wanted to roll low there buddy much much lower poet demon R me a strength check I got the power today you don’t demon strength check please it’s coming okay just making sure well you heard me or not you said it was cutting out so

Okay are you sure it’s coming yeah I tapped it three different times there you go okay so um there’s a you that aren’t apparently otherwise engaged you uh watch demon kind of uselessly throw himself at poet in like a stagy noodle kind of way and then poet just kind of

Like shrugs them off like you [ __ ] off me [ __ ] noodle [ __ ] off me you LP noodle oh that get your plasted noodle body away from me Aon R me strength checked M at disadvantage please cuz you are currently being mentally [ __ ] with try and roll here you need to roll

A one if possible please no I roll one no I’m serious you want to roll overow here there’s a reason for this what’s going on you said roll roll you a D20 yep and you want one yep and you 101 preferably anything else might be a problem

O all right so demon is currently being face hugged by a creature good job no just like lethal company all over again kind of yeah actually it’s actually rather funny cuz I I designed this like over two weeks ago so just thought it was kind of funny that

That just happened to be a thing so what’s everybody doing starting with you demon what you do Damon what you do I’m being face face that’s right essentially being humped by a bug try and pull it off of my face again I’m going to try and pull it off my

Face you wants to pull it me a d00 or D20 please a d00 I was about to cry possible this time that is not high enough ouch you ain’t Breaking Free sorry homie he’s tight on there like constrictor tight and uh oh by the way you’re suffocating yes suffocating you are losing oxygen

Swiftly well here we go we got to save demon again hey at least it ain’t Frank that is true it’s another game it’s another game of godamn it demon god damn it demon oh [ __ ] why is it always me because it’s you because you have that luck but I’m supposed to have good

Luck uh here’s the thing though you chose the goddess of luck you didn’t choose the goddess of battle [Laughter] luck so you’re more n you’re more like a casino luck kind of token buddy sorry sorry I can if you take me to a casino I can bring you in money

Hopefully I’m straight unless the casino has monsters then you got a problem for real a casino full of monsters hey wait a minute that sounds like a Percy Jack Casino run by monsters hey that was the Lotus down to the tea okay so poet yes would you like to try and save

Demon unfortunately I would okay how are you doing so I guess I’ll just try to rip it off his face too all right roll me a D20 no Hulk smash you ain’t getting it free either so uh yeah finish you currently see the Paladin and the hunter guy over there

Wrestling kind of it looks more like poet is yanking on Demon’s face very aggressively yeah and you hear that from demon oh why didn’t you just say so demon like jeez Okay all you had to do is ask what about you can what you want to do okay so you mentioned that there was a scorpion he’s gone and he wasn’t really a scorpion he’s more like an alien scorpion Abomination thing okay are there any is there any

Sort of insect around no no Wildlife on this plane only the creatures that she’s obtained they’re all in life I spent that whole time coming up with that and I can’t even use it sorry what did you say somebody have a spell that can take the enemy team your

Team no no no cuz the only spells that you actually really have that do mind control other than the telepaths obviously is technically Mass suggestion and that doesn’t you can’t really suggest to somebody to kill another person for example you can however convince them all to burn down their homes different

Story doesn’t cost life obviously water and sand ah there’s no water here and it’s dirt and grass and no so no sand and why are there Lily and stuff okay first off where the hell are lily pads all see those okay I I see said lily

Pads but I don’t know why the [ __ ] the map Creator put lily pads but no there’s no water sorry that’s water well that’s nice I don’t know what to tell you I’m just using the map that they made sorry oh my gosh I like it it was pretty

I didn’t choose it for the terrain technically if this would have been up to me it would have been more like all of this floral kind of stuff here alien life like God damn it D hey don’t blame me I tried I only have so much free [ __ ] to work with here

Guys you all begin to feel that familiar warmth on your feet once more back okay um I got a I’m going to use conjure Fay are you trying to conjure um that one there none in particular just trying to okay well chica I hate to be the the

[ __ ] here but um guess what you’re on a goddess’s plane you didn’t get permission from said goddess so unfortunately you are not able to summon anything here no magic of any kind for you here damn shut down I mean so into a rock the same thing pretty much goes for sinistra so

And any magic that I would want to use I can’t do that because no magic I can’t even Stone meld I mean you can always you need you need to technically ask me because like DM because uh there are certain spells that I will allow through the the spell slot so to speak

Like for example Sinister ice spell it’s a very small spell it doesn’t do much damage so therefore it’s not considered a harmful spell or band does that make sense it needs to be a spell that cannot be considered a threat to her realm otherwise it will be

Blocked okay you could become one with a St could be well I mean I guess I’m not sure how that works but you have to explain it to me stone basically falls into a stone becomes a stone um uh transmutation okay hold on first off you’re turning into a stone what yeah

What stone are you trying to turn into no you don’t turn into stone that if there is a stone near you big enough for your body to go into you can physically put yourself into that stone you can’t see anything outside of it but you can hear okay delightful point out the stone

For me please I was just about to say that what that wasn’t going to work cuz there’s no Stones well this one here mushrooms yeah sorry no Stones here me what about the pebble I had earlier that is not big enough to fit my body yeah and technically that said

Pebble vanished as soon as you were done with it because it was given to you by your goddess that’s why you crit that’s not how it were yeah anyway I mean you could always uh do the meld into tree that’s that’s that’s Tre guys are sitting here

Discussing what to do the heat has become almost unbearable and the next thing you know you all have white it out what we just die wouldn’t it take a little bit longer for those of us who have fire resistance what does it have to do with fire resistance you said something about heat

Wouldn’t that that would have to do with heat too no no we have resistance talking about is a spell of sleep more than it’s a spell of heat I said heat as because I was trying to explain what it feels like think of it as more of like a big warm blanket that

Has covered you well this looks like chaos so can anybody tell me where you guys are looking at I don’t know I’ve never seen this before on yes you guys have you guys have been here before what closely this Frank’s it is indeed Frank’s Village or

It was it was actually it is currently on fire and it seems that everybody here has died now none of you have currently taken a physical form it seems that you are all currently astrally projecting not of your own will of course but still so Yep this is what you guys see

Absolute destruction and as you’re all staring at it you hear an unfamiliar voice whisper in every one of your heads that says this is the Fate that awaits those who give up this is the Fate that awaits those who fail is this the Fate that you

Choose I don’t want to fail I don’t understand what’s even going on don’t you understand well like what what do even happening right now who are we talking to do you ask her for her name yeah I’m kind of curious she she explains to you that her name is

Australas she is the dragon goddess of time and she has currently stopped all time across all planes of existence to show you how truly coarse the subjects across the world have become and how dangerous things are getting she’s also trying to show you what is currently going on amongst your allies

So that way all of you may take the time to discuss and redetermined may happen again so as she says that your minds flash once more and you see a new Battlefield laid out before you oh we were here before yes yes you were I’m sure you should all recognize

Those on the field or at least the main for for anyway [ __ ] this place left Frank in the middle yep it seems Frank had taken out the last of his Orcs from his village leaving it completely undefended and headed out instead to search for you guys after you guys had left and saved

Him this being the last known location for you well little does he know we’re not even there he arriv as he arrives it turns out that he had been betrayed the whole time by one of his own commanders who had been plotting against him from the start with his own Force Of

Orcs nice and as you all watch eventually the battle does lead to Frank’s death and the rest of the orc’s death damn it I liked Frank as much as he was a h us now a new image begins to flash into your minds bye Frank one that doesn’t seem so

Familiar well to the players it will be but that’s not the point you see an unfamiliar force on the field go ahead and take a few minutes to look at the map for those of you who can see it I know this place of course you know

This place seems almost like the place that you are currently in yep we were here before though too weren’t we yes this is actually the same place that you were here to rescue well that you guys were rescued by demon and Kanan actually yeah remember that

Too the one time I it seems that this Fortress has been taken over currently being used by what remains of the free dwarves okay are they friendly they are friendly these are the same ones that uh went out to help you guys when it came down to saving the

Dragon they’re the same ones who fought the undead side by side with you are we there with them no but you can see them oh it’s just Vision more yep and now you begin to see something that’s almost a ning um what’s this place this do I see like

Undead fools and demons and [ __ ] yes yes you do you are currently watching What appears to be an undead Army of some sort sieging the last human Village while they’re rivaling what few of their numbers remain desperately trying to fight for their own lives well Dam well

[ __ ] lot of [ __ ] [ __ ] we can’t do anything about as you are all returned to your normal bodies you hear the same voice that was speaking to you before she tells you that this is your last chance that she can give you she will instead from sending you here if you would

Choose she’ll send you back to one Kingdom of your choice to save the rest you will have to find your own way however she explained that if you do not help the Paladin during his time of need here then there’s a good chance that his goddess may die uh who’s the Paladin

Demon yep yes I’m staying here to help my goddess duh yeah there’s really not much of an option for you buddy you’re you’re kind of bound here by her will you’re not going nowhere well I guess that would be the question if we leave and don’t help

Here then would the outcome be more severe do you ask this of the time goddess yeah she explains to you that the the results of each aftermath in effect cannot be foretold until the said actions have been taken however what she can tell you is this staying in one

Place and working all as one will result in the death of many splitting up taking one by one may save many more with that being said you only have so much time hey Sinister do you want to go with me to the orc Village so you must choose your

Villages that you choose to save carefully I would rather go to the elf there is no elf it’s human or or human or dwarf dwarf the elves are kind of no more well not Kingdom wise anyway okay so you hear Sinister saying she wants to go to the human

Village well I feel like we should split up so pretty we’ve already come to that agreement well s that’s where most of the fighting is going on right now and there isn’t much like there’s a big army there yeah so I can go away can help if I have to you have

To you make it sound like a chore I have to you don’t have a choice [ __ ] I’m snatching your ass well somebody’s going to have to stay here with demon yeah I was just going to say I’m going to stay with demon I was say yeah that’s probably a good idea stick the

Keyer with the Paladin well that leaves you po where are you going buddy I guess I’ll have to go help Brian oh okay all right this is going to be [ __ ] cool I can’t wait for this uh I will automatically give you your dragon when you arrive there just so you know

I’m probably going to need it last time in there well this time the goddess of time just allowed it so if you would like to try and take that up with your goddess then by all means but I’m pretty sure mine now rank’s yours just say your God us weak [ __ ]

All right I’ll be right back all right my goddess is strong in her own ways yeah I bet my God this is the strongest of her own ways all right so let’s see here we got po so you two are going to the human Village yes by

[ __ ] dude I’m going to go take on an entire Army don’t give me that [ __ ] yeah for real dude like he’s going to take on literally more than one Army actually but anyway all right so uh give me one minute while I go track down Taz the [ __ ] Dragon

Because I seem to have lost him oh no Taz come back Taz went on an other worldly Adventure yeah well Taz needs to get his scaly [ __ ] ass back here cuz I need his ass he ate too many people that had shroom well then maybe the dragon needs

To put down shrooms because that’s a problem just saying only a problem if you think it’s a problem alone [ __ ] no my dragon does what it wants how the [ __ ] is nobody worried about a [ __ ] Stone Dragon that’s that’s what I want to know I I would be highly worried about a

Stone Dragon I’m not I would be deathly afraid because first off if it’s anything like a cat we’re all [ __ ] well yeah that depends does it does it act like catnip and just go a little bit crazy or does it act like mellow like cuz that I mean to be fair it could

Be worse T could be going on a rampage and killing us all well te we’ll give it some of Gandalf’s weed yeah there you go which I’m sorry but you know in the beginning of that movie he was getting stoned as [ __ ] with Frodo right oh come

On way he wasn’t and anybody that says he wasn’t is just full of sh well there’s actually like there’s theories about that too in that they talk about a little bit in the books and they’re pretty sure it’s actually like a form of weed or something like that that

Gets you high it’s not like tobacco they got a game yeah they got a game that that it basically it is they they tell what it is it’s a [ __ ] hemp is what it is exactly yeah it’s like it’s like some sort of hemp is cannabis or something like

That but they call it it’s like Tweed I think is the name they use for it yeah something like that still has weed in the name well he has he calls it Grass at some point too I believe yeah so it’s like even if you don’t think

It’s or if yeah he uses terms that are very synonymous with weed so all right so I guess who would like to go first whose battle do we want to see Inspire happen first I mean poet you want to see first you want to see me get my ass kicked all right let’s

Go well let’s [ __ ] do this huh all right time to call forth my general 30 foot tall orc to be able to throw pet around all right so Mr poet as you uh poured in orc or Frank is currently giving you a strange look and asks where you’ve been and why

You just weren’t here that’s a long ass [ __ ] story [ __ ] well where have I been what what hell happened I I remember falling asleep and then the next thing I knew I was waking up and you guys were gone I’m pretty sure you got either poisoned or spelled or something like

That well whatever it was it seems that it’s no longer affecting me well we sent you back to your village to get you uh healed because uh yeah we had to continue battling and we basically been battling ever since and now we’re here so yeah what

Are the else the other teammates are off battling at other battles and we got another teammate in a goddess’s realm so you mean this is not our only battle no God no their [ __ ] is falling down Frank what what about my Village my people uh there may be a problem with that so

We’re going to have to take it with these guys now otherwise your village is going to be completely toast that’s where all the women and children are I am aware but we got to get you out of here in orderers for us to get back

There and save them I couldn’t do it on my own so do we know who is currently leading this foolish Rebellion against me I heard it was one of your Orcs I believe you prob probably know him very well Ripley I don’t know I couldn’t remember the name you said is he

Here no I haven’t been able to find him for almost a week now then I’d say you’ve got your suspect I see I can tell you for sure it was an inside job is there any way you can get us out of this without us all dying because as

Of right now it seems that we’re currently outnumbered and outmatched that’s why I’m here but uh but you’re one man no offense well I make no promises we’re just have to do our best well [ __ ] it I guess if there’s any other better person to die by it be you

Huh uh yeah I didn’t realize we were this surrounded so let’s get to it [ __ ] it let’s die huh that’s pretty much it let’s let’s die all right so he begins to administer or or orders to his Orcs who begin to Scout and head out doing their own little

Thing what would you like Taz to do well he can start munching down to that group that’s right in front of him I guess yeah let’s focus on this corner here and clear him out in a big circle if we can okay kind of like that yeah that sounds good okay so uh

Yeah [ __ ] do this I’ll let Taz uh I guess I should roll what initiative y that’ll be for me and that’ll be for Taz apparently we’re both eager to go eager is certainly one word for it bloodthirsty maybe would be another apparently somebody has not had enough battle lately hey it’s been a

Been a couple weeks that’s s oh and I’m about to get my ass handed to me so you know fck it go down fighting huh you got this no I don’t you see what’s going on no you see what’s going on don’t give me that shito D you can do it oh man

Hurt how many hit points does Taz have um let me find the dragon sheet adult now I think get any bigger um I had 65 that’s for an adult I don’t know if that’s right I don’t I think so hold on a minute here let me go look this [ __ ]

Up say didn’t you say it was above 100 yeah it should be give me a second here all right adult Silver Dragon let’s see here their hit points are oh no that’s that’s damage I was going to say that does not sound about right either there we are 243 hit

Points so he’s going to go ahead and take 86 of that right off the bat 243 is what he has yep and he’s going to lose 86 of it as arrows begin to pierce through his armor oh Jesus and you notice that these arrows are not normal arrows they’re tipped

With what appears to be dragon bone strong enough to pierce through any dragon hide well godamn it they came prepared [ __ ] it does certainly appear that they did well what’s happening now there well currently the Orcs And the uh the other Orcs are clashing so

What would you like to do would you like to just stand there and watch no excuse me a little bit sorry um well yeah I guess Dragon goes first right yep so how about we use the dragon’s paralyzing breath on these [ __ ] all right hang on a second

Actually no let’s do it on these okay it should be big enough to pretty much take them for most of them you trying to kill him no but like at least paralyze them so these guys go to town almost all of them so yeah if they do take damage it’s only

Minor yep all I can’t remember what to roll for what would you like to do but um I might as well here goe I don’t think it gave you rights yeah I did move there um and let’s where did I get a voral long sword oh I remember that

Say I think there was a gift I’m going to cast shatter on this group here and I believe well here I’ll just cast it [ __ ] it we’ll do level three I should have casted a tire other way 20 damage I don’t know what the radius is though what your breath

No uh 10t radius so yeah that’d be enough to hit them all frosted to right for what paraly breath they’re frosted right yeah I think that’s that’s basically what it is okay they’re all dead [ __ ] yeah de start right off the bat shatter like ice crystals all over

The floor by the way Frank is now giving you a stare like you just you’re the you’re technically one of the scariest monsters he’s ever seen just so you know that’s as suppose he hasn’t seen me fight no a while no he has not and he’s quite impressed with what he’s already

Seen just takeing nine guys like that come on Frank back me up [ __ ] all right so as you’re watching it appears that Frank throws what appears to be a little ball in front of you little ball Jesus he’s just gone off right in front of you he’s got his own tricks

Eh yes yes he does it appears that he has gotten his hands on an artificer is that like some sort of grenade type thing an artificer is a character class that creates different kinds of technological wonders such as pistols cannons grenades [ __ ] yeah things like that we have a chance of winning this

Guys it does appear appear that way many things go boom well we just literally took out like [ __ ] 15 people just the two of us the rest of the army hasn’t attacked yet right I’m watching okay so uh as you’re watching it appears that Franks and men are moving in a

Formation that you’ve never seen before they hold their Shields up covering their their pretty much their entire selves those I you know what let me just go ahead tell you’re you for yourselves will know that what a failing is yep that’s exactly what they’re doing oh failing

Formation yes so Shield up spear out yep and they’re pushing right through the other Orcs do their Shields have the cutout in them yes yes they do oh that’s cool that was always my favorite setup cuz I always thought it was like perfect especially when they were in formation

Together you get that tight Shield formation you still got the hole for your spear yep loved it I had like uh books of weapons and military tactics when I was young don’t know why I just like weapons and [ __ ] I [ __ ] love the tactics I still

Do well you got to admit Trojan Horse was [ __ ] brilliant technically it was it was extremely brilliant honestly for its time as as brutal as it was the outcome and Sh and lessons learned from it it was the most brilliant military tactic I think ever so as you’re watching you you just

Having just watched Frank blow up a nice portion of people with grenade it appears the opposing forces General did not like that teleported to him punched him in his face four times and then impales him with the javelin of frost that she’s holding at which point

You see him look at you and he says avenge them and then dies oh oh [ __ ] did Frank just die yes Frank just died okay get all right who’s go is it is it uh it is technically the enemy armies real quick with well they’re actually down to numbers so one D3

Technically so you’re Dragon takes four more damage is only four arrows pierce his armor This Time by the way your dragon kind of [ __ ] pissed I bet he just witnessed an ally die oh yeah he’s uh well I can’t say flaming hot for the fact that he’s an

Ice dragon but let’s just say he’s not happy in the slightest at all well shal I let him rage yes yes what do I roll for it go ahead and roll me a d00 because what’s about to happen next is going to be a blood [Laughter] bath just killed one of the dragon’s

Friends should be a blood bath oh so something and you see him do something that he’s never done before standing back far enough he blows out this massive burst of frost electricity that scatters across 90% of the opposing Force’s Army and as he does so each of the electric

Bolts blasts from one to Frozen statue to the next shattering them one after the other godamn and as he does so you hear him let out this anguished angry Roar that shakes you to your core than like go hop on his back now uh yeah I mean he’s on two feet so

He’s going to be kind of hard to reach right now but with that the opposing Army begins to retreat desperately they are no longer Brave we’ll see I would say not oh like even with their powerful dude you like to do oh yeah they don’t they I don’t think they really believe

That he’s going to be able to survive this one oh excuse me well why don’t we we’re going cast hellish rebuke on this group here okie dokie go ahead beautiful all right they’re dead and the rest of the forces have scattered so she a little oh I was going to go

Talk to her but whatever leaving the area completely so now a door opens down here little blue portal begins to pulse and you hear a voice that says take their troops through and go all right let’s do it okay I don’t know the weird voices we’ve heard before have never steered us wrong

Yet so yet [Laughter] yet you yeah you uh you reappear back here with the entirety of Frank’s Army and uh Kanan and Demon are walking up to you looking for Frank Su guys Frank is a little bit deadish homeboy um what the [ __ ] didn’t make it

Bro why the [ __ ] not we sent you there to save him well I brought his army back you [ __ ] love to see you do better when was the last time you wiped their [ __ ] 10 people in one shot to to be fair that whole 10-c combo between you two was pretty badass the

Grenade actually really good I was I was kind of sad to see him go in that moment I was like damn it to do what I have to do next I thought we did [ __ ] awesome considering I knew you were going to kill off break anyway there was nothing I could

Do well it seems that he was the uh main target so well obviously if we were able to get away then yeah that does make sense but anyway yeah we all got attacked guys and Frank got killed by the enemy cuz uh while I was taking on half an army yeah he got

Ambushed jackon fin you guys are up next thank you so as you guys teleport in one of the generals runs up to you and says what are you doing here this is a very bad time to be here we’re coming to help you uh help us or die with us because

We’re not winning this fight I don’t think you quite understand there is 20 of of us and there’s about I don’t know 20,000 of them oh we’ll be fine so uh where’s the God on your side then the goddess of time yo okay so then what’s the plan Miss I’ve come to

Help us towards the army take care of it he points behind at the army of Dead skeletons that is currently marching straight towards his lines who are barely holding them back with shields can I blow blow my fire breath no they’re much too far Fireball so not yet

No well sinisterra if you would like to cast Fireball uh you may certainly cast it but I assure you it’s not going to hit the target you want it to don’t do it you want you want to move first maybe if he’s going to say that that’s a definite no don’t do

It that means he’s got a trick up his sleeve go down those are the bad guys yes those are skeletons those are the bad guys now for those of you who also are watching right now you should also see a bunch of civilians around the map hint hint

Well should be getting a sword and fighting helping they’re mostly women ah [ __ ] what few people remain other than the women is the few soldiers that got trapped in their homes when the undead surged in all right kick some ass guys I believe in you then Jackson where do you want to

Move close you okay well since you’re got to give me a bland answer I’m going to give you a bland spot sounds about right and now my Champion will step onto the field of course z dark Paladin okay so you hit them and you kill them yeah and then they

Reappear what the [ __ ] and more take their place they’re Undead you know what you should do you should heal them I don’t think he has well you do have cure wound I also have healing words yeah one at a time yeah there you go [ __ ] chck a potion out see what

Happens I especially if it’s an Elixir like that’s a lot of heal uh you better hope that that’s how this works cuz you Chuck that Adam maybe something else happens maybe they start forming a giant skeleton oh that’d be scary every game I’ve ever played if the undead gets cured they take

Damage played a lot of old Final Fantasy games and that’s that’s the way it was in them be fair I mean that it does make a lot of sense that way and I typically run it the same way if you heal them you they they take

Damage I think it’s a cool mechanic it it makes a little more sense like and that was like OB I know in this game they can take damage but like in the other games if you hit them with a regular weapon they actually didn’t take

Damage you had to cure them but uh yeah I know you got a little more versatility here y so what you doing Jackson move there okay so as you charge forward you get sliced twice and you are taking 20 chaos damage 20 that’s it by the way chaos damage is unhealable what

Yep meaning those hit points can no longer be regained until you know some kind of a specialized cleric heals you and no Kanan I hear you in the back thinking my job’s coming no it is not you I said a I cler you are a druid no I I’m a druid I

Know oh but they could really use some healing right now of some kind anyway oh [ __ ] all right so sinra oh [ __ ] take a step back here jerking off over there doing it me [ __ ] I will lay your character the [ __ ] out don’t play with me don’t Smite [ __ ]

Don’t play with me [ __ ] punch me in the shoulder I look I don’t [ __ ] Smite your ass it’s okay you got the almighty DM Smite damn the wife Smite don’t play with me I’m afraid you I’m just kidding oh really I’m just kidding stop stop we talk about this all right

So hey uh well you know what how about you take my [ __ ] sword’s damage then huh oh Sinister you are taking 34 chaos damage oh dity somebody’s dying Here never mind damn you were going to try and mock him good luck on that yeah I don’t I don’t think there’s going to be much mocking going on there uh so all right so I guess then we begin you’re getting ripped in half you’re taking 12 more chaos damage from the

Wolves that are now ripping at each side of you where the [ __ ] did wolves come from they’ve been there the whole time oh [ __ ] oops the first door has fallen so too has the first Royal all righty so sinistra what would you like to do to

Where I would like to open a dimension door remember it must be a place you’ve been before and escort all of the villagers back to our village okay which villagers that are left um a going to do that I think what he means is you can only do like probably

Groups at a time you can’t do all of them yeah you can’t just like [ __ ] portal set up like 18 I mean you could do one portal at a time I suppose in an area here for example but you have to be in that room do

Not do not okay well I gave you the Warning you are now taking 70 more chaos damage as each time you push past one of those skeletons they slice through you with their and axes you did okay and as that happens give me one second please he looks to you in your face and he says that was a pitiful attempt if

You think I’m going to Simply let you off the hook just because you want to push through and die you are sadly mistaken who I’m not letting you off the hook who said I’m going to let you die and then he disappears who said he cares

Now what would you like to do oh first of all move back out of combat a little bit okay well first off rooll me 2D2 or two two strength checks sorry to see if you can shut off these wolves that are pulling at you two strengths yep and since there’s

Spirit obviously you’ll be at disadvantage so 18 and 17 okay so okay not bad you managed to get free and you fall back behind your own lines yeah now what um St you currently see Sinister getting the every living [ __ ] beaten out of her and then you watched this guy the big

Bad that you guys are fighting right now teleport over revive her and then disappear back to his own lines um you now begin to doubt sinra yeah kind of yeah you think that he’s working with her now just so you know that’s your character’s thought you think she’s a traded now

Continue you really want to cross that line mm smart boy one more point to prove that she’s go up to this here and attack my guy so you want to push back through back up here to the let go there okay never mind okay now what do you

Want to do that I can’t do really anything does your character have like no abilities he’s got abilities he just needs to figure out what the hell they are cuz he needs to look at his phone instead of at me there you go that’s right you don’t get to die

Ain’t allowed in my SK right didn’t ask I nether today he’s having fun so as long as he has fun you don’t get to die you can suffer but you don’t get to that since you bought me back doesn’t that mean I take the be no cuz you already wasted your T by

Pushing through and getting your ass kicked I want do okay so while Jackson’s standing there kind of just staring off into the distance saying I got no idea what I’m supposed to be doing he watches a bunch of the should the soldiers shove him to

The front of the line to use his a meat Shield what the [ __ ] you got no idea on what to do they’re going to give you a job now you’re the meat Shield congratulations excellent work you’re going to be [ __ ] finding out something huh you are successful on being

Useful all right the orders begin to come in for behind you that there will be short reinforcements here very soon just hang tight let’s see here sorry guys taking my time here oh good is everybody having fun at least oh yeah I mean I’m just chilling right now

Watching you guys get your ass whooped he already did his end of the fight [ __ ] Dragon well actually my dragon honestly didn’t do much not not well I mean I don’t know I mean other than when it got raged after but like that would have happened regardless I think somebody would have

Died oh I guess he yeah he probably wouldn’t have done as much damage though like it would have been only one or two maybe instead of a group but yeah either way Frank and I were doing a crap ton of damage even by myself I was doing a lot yep for

Radius five so one 2 3 something blew up yeah a skeleton skull thing it was a bomb um am I surrounded right now I would say that you being surrounded is probably about to be the least of your concern yeah you’re in a bad spot mhm so sinistra what would you like to

Do I’m going to use my press the digitation and that does what okay what are you trying to do I would like to shut off sh Sparks over okay okay so you do and the Sparks Fly bounces off their helmets then lands pitifully on the ground and goes

Out I’m sorry what did what did you expect to happen there something else to do okay well we’ll come back to you Jackson what would you like to do buddy well I guess attack the wolf that’s in front of me there’s two of them pick

One this one here yeah okay R me a strength check nope you’re not able to get free of its steep I’m bit yeah they’re both a [ __ ] you one on each arm well [ __ ] you got just a well [ __ ] attack you haven’t even attacked yet you just tried to shrug off a wolf

Which is an action oh I can attack yes I still want to attack that same okay now are you using a normal sword or are you using a magic weapon my normal uh steel ax okay go ahead I got to roll D20 first doesn’t matter okay so here’s the thing so you

Swing that ax of yours goes right through the wolf the Phantom wolf finra I hope you have a plan now your team’s kind of losing can I call her back up um who particularly no damn sorry she’s in a different plane of existence at the moment I have theion door that’s

Nice that’s also trying to open a portal from a very dangerous place and to right into the goddess’s realm that does not like you I’m sure we don’t have to go into why she doesn’t like you do anything can we get at least game he’s been killing

No you cannot call game he is also on a different plane of existence sorry guys so while you’re sitting here debating what to do you hear a very familiar Shuffle around the corner of the building do you look you see an old man shuffling up to you how are you young be

Better why what’s wrong War I came here to help the human and I’m like useless I think you’re useless huh yeah maybe it’s just because you haven’t unlocked that Dragon blood in you do you think of that the Dragon Blood that is so far back in my bloodline you’re supposed to ask God o do it pray to the gods right now you already know a few Dragon Gods one of them off hand by name there is one that I can think of do it time ask for help okay call her by name that’s requirement number one you

Must know the dragon’s name and I have stated the dragon’s name um I can actually help with that a little bit I think I’ve got some dragon names well Mr notetaker what you got one moment I’m phing a friend yeah no no we don’t know Dragon God we know Elder

Dragon know she’s right though if she can remember the name of the dragon goddess of time she spoke to you she told you her name that one I didn’t even write down so oh son of a [ __ ] that sucks doesn’t it I think it’s Angela is no Australia no no Australia that

Right you’re getting closer you going to just sit here like while this whole battles inspiring just kind of muttering to yourself names while you’re trying to guess what the name I guess yeah that’s exactly all right well as you’re sitting there thinking to yourself he looks at

You and he kind of pulls you close and says it’s a [Laughter] stras you said Australia I’m just like picturing it in my head like just see that like a scene from a movie where you’re standing in the corner of the building big battle going on in the distance sitting there

Just muttering to yourself it’s like was it was it this Dragon was that wasn’t that dragon and then some old man comes was this one you stupid [ __ ] so do you reach out to yes okay the entire Battlefield freezes instantly everything including Jackson except for you yeah

And she says what can I do for you how do I unlock my dragon ability well see you have this unique little gift that the other Dragon borns do not you are a polymorph Dragon oh you could be anything no just a dragon but she has a dragon

Form now oh here’s the problem in order to unlock this form guess what you need a dragon flower a rose of dragons one you mean I could have gotten her to okay this whole time we had the secrets he asks you if you have

One I do not if I give you mine will you use it well that’s huge now keep in mind as soon as I do this this technically melds both of us if you die I die I’m just curious to see what powers you get I’m scared to see what powers you

Get oh don’t be as long as she uses them for good if she uses them to kick your ass then yeah be Scared I am both dragon and I have a human form yes just as our ancestors did just as draconians are a mix of both forms you just can morph yep you have the ability to morph unlike them because they’re stuck in their morphing form you however are not but yet you still

Have the dragon’s flood coursing through you cool that you chose that dragon’s blood history see right like making it work into the story I like That do it sinisterra I accept as you say this you hear what sounds like a bunch of crystals begin to tingling as something Falls to from the sky straight to you like a comet coming to the Earth and there on the floor is a shimmering rainbow rose of dragon’s Blood she says consume it I was going to say pick it up and eat it I have to eat the rainbow CL yes you do yeah you got to eat the dragon’s blood so as you pick it up you notice that it’s strangely soft for a metallic material and as you

Begin to eat into it you notice that it is the sweetest thing you’ve ever tasted and doesn’t surprise me then your body begins to burn before you polymorph damn pull up a dragon’s character cuz that’s your new character sheet an adult blue dragon yep that one there so now can she

Polymorph into different dragons or is it the same one every time same one every time cuz it’s the bloodline that she’s part of oh based on the dragon flower she consumed I got you well kind of not really I mean that one binds her to her so she has the abilities of a

Time Dragon but it’s based on what her blood okay I get you I get you she’s a technically a Lightning Dragon but now she has some small time abilities that she discover on her own I was just going to say so that would mix a little bit with the dragon flower that

She consumed like she would obviously get something from that absolutely that’s cool I like this concept brother this is awesome thank you I thought you might like it thought you all might like it it reminds me of um video game I played when I was younger Breath of Fire I don’t know if

You ever heard of it I have heard of it great game yes it used to be I don’t know if it’s still running or not no well it was uh it was an old PlayStation game so I don’t know I know if you can find it anymore oh you probably could find it

Whether or not you could play it online or anything like that or run it oh definitely not online I didn’t have an online feature anyway ah it’s an old one so I can get the thing okay well um sinistra is requesting that we switch over to somebody else for a little bit

Another battle while she figures out her new stat which that’s fine because technically she does have a whole new character sheet to study so that is cool I’m happy for sinister right now good I’m Dragon technically yes you are a dragon oh Dragon yeah all right let’s as you’re all kind

Of standing around you guys begin to get a little anxious what would you guys like to do you guys know there’s still one more battle that’s going on that has been so far unattended to the demons nope well I mean demons got one too but no I mean an actual battle the

Other one is the dwars well nobody went there nobody went there um well I guess I I guess uh I don’t know take the remaining of Frank’s Army and I’ll head there okie dokie would you like to take anybody else with you does anybody else want to come

With I mean Kanan demon I can’t not you got to ask your goddess I know godess demon and I have demon and I are dealing with this though aren’t we are you guys going to stay here to deal with this you guys can I mean you guys can

Come back it’s not like it’s going to be over by the time you get back doesn’t look like the realm’s going to really get any worse either not at the moment anyway it’s bad most of the creatures have been fought back so far i’ say let’s go deal with the uh the

Dwarves right quick and then come back got two more votes what do you guys want to do uh okay do you want to join them uh helping the I don’t know what kind of answer that was I don’t know it sounded like Egyptian or maybe Martian I think it was just gibberish

Buddy I said might as well oh okay all right so yeah then we’re gonna join them okay so if I’m able to yes you are you guys all teleport in and um you’re right in the middle of the the the lines wow looks like chaos oh

Hello uh yeah are kind of freaking the [ __ ] out at the moment you might want to go have a talk with our leaders who are up here oh yes let’s uh also they request that your dragon kindly gets off their Tower so I’m going to move him over

Here finally request the dragon to [ __ ] off just a little bit just a little bit we kind of make it a thing just so biggy like we don’t mind him I just need him to [ __ ] off a small amount yes well they explain to you that as

You’re walking up that they are the the last remaining tribe of D so to speak the last family that is resisting the Dragon Cult the rest have either cided or been slaughtered by the Dragon Cult well we’re here to ensure that you guys make it through well we appreciate that although

So far it’s been rather quiet maybe a little too quiet oh uh trust me it’s uh GNA hit the fan any moment now it because you showed up nope it was going to be here regardless of whether or not we came so we’re just G to kind of try and prevent [ __ ] hitting

Fan that’s the idea yep real quick that guy that was on your main Battlefield has disappeared where’d he go oh great we got the Tweedle dumb asses again [ __ ] these guys TW D tle Dumb and tweetle Dumber as they appear you hear a deep booming voice that Echoes from the

Skies if you surrender now we won’t Slaughter all of you and we’ll just kindly take what we need and leave it’s all we need Just Surrender the the party that we’re after um and once you have the dwarves that are still here we will set

Free and you will go and join the rest of your families I have an idea uh [ __ ] you and have a nice day you uh notice the dwarves are starting to look amongst each other what you guys don’t want to surrender do you most of the dwarves are like no but

You start to kind of notice a few heads that are kind of nodding a little bit like uh you know you know what I mean well it’s either you die fighting or you let them wipe you out what that’s ultimately what your choice is because what do you think even

If you surrender that you’re going to go and live peacefully somewhere that’s not not going to happen they might you never know you obviously don’t know who you’re dealing with we’ve experienced them many times before before these are not exactly uh you know people the vacation with

They’re not going to take you to a beach the last group that we found that they had was tied up in a cave so that’s probably where you’ll end up to oh and with that all the dwars are now kind of aggressively staring at the opposing Force there’s only three of them right

Well there’s how many of us uh should be a I will tell you right now do not underestimate them oh come on they’re just a few elves those [ __ ] elves we can take them we’ve watched them take down a lot of people and with that the first group

Charges forward not believing a word saying at which point the first guy just kind of waves his hand and every single dwarf just drops dead instantly uh I knew that was going to happen I and now all the other dwarves are kind of just looking at you like what the [ __ ] are we

Supposed to do I realize you’re pretty much fighting with Gods now but uh I guess it’s just us three in the dragon that are going to have to take these [ __ ] on aident well these guys don’t really stand a chance with them the dwarf and commanders look at you and say would you

Like us to join you we’d gladly die by your side if it means that we can at least have a chance of surviving well I’d say let’s rush them all together then okay so as you all step forward to the front of the line they join you each one taking up a

Position on either side and then one in front and that’s good is protecting demon cuz he’s kind of made of paper and your dragon moves up OB yeah well I was talking talking to shade about that I was like for Paladin you have very low AC like very low well I

Mean he’s good at beating up walls that is true if we have floors and walls to deal with we’re set I mean we he’s got the best skills for that poet yes you see a friendly face sneaking up and with a sudden Swift movement the Rogue decloaks himself and

Dives for the leader attempting to make a stab let me guess leader kicks the rogue’s ass nope actually the Rogue succeeds manages to land a blow right into the back of the the main leader with his dagger at which point he turns around grabs the Rogue by the neck and just simply

Whispers into his ear and he drops dead but I assume now he’s going to be attacking or defending at a disadvantage would say so considering that was a very poison powerful poison that he just stabbed into him well I would think yeah the Rogue would be

Smart enough to use an object like that as opposed to you know just a simple attack is that the cleric welcome back [ __ ] all right now I think we might stand a chance so as the biole commences you notice that the cleric is going toe to-

Toe with one of the Dragon Lancers by herself staff to staff to Javelin blow for blow and The Archers helping the Warlock who is kind of losing her fight and then there’s the Paladin who is one once again wrestling with the other Paladin trying to keep him distracted well my suggestion is Paladin

For Paladin cleric for cleric and then Rogue for the uh for the other guy that’d be me what do you guys think of that idea you want to split up or you want to just like this yeah and then we’ll each take one of the uh one of the the Dwarven generals all

Righty perfect so now I would like everybody to roll me an initiative uh I guess I’ll roll for the cleric too one second here did that work You’ seen that the one I sent for Sierra right yeah yes see 14 yeah it gives me a warning it said you wanted to

Send the result of this role to the turn tracker but no valid token was selected yeah it shows me the same thing did you see do you see mine yeah no yes yes yes actually do okay that’s weird I don’t know what that is all right well anyway I have the

Initiativ so it works all right so poet’s 20 okay I got 22 so who’s oh for the dragon I got to roll too yep you still also got to roll for the dragon too 24 Eager Beaver God damn all right well we’ll get to him in a minute anyway cuz he

Probably kicked this fight in 10 [ __ ] seconds flat so anyway demon what would you like to do buddy um see I’m going to say hit him with your best damn attack man what do I got um look I’m going to hit him twice unarmed I’m going to hit him twice with

A short sword and I’m going to hit him twice with a with my M you’re spending four key points correct I will only be spending one key point for an extra two moves okay I have four I have four in total so I can only have start with your

D20s to make sure you hit okay so that 20 hits just one and that’s an unarmed strike let’s make that yep uh that’s all that was only four attacks so I still have two more to roll really quick give me just one second I thought I hit six instead of

Four both of them missing anyway okay okay so just one AR one arm strike get it okay ouch that’s the greatest but a hit doesn’t always have to be great may wisom please me mhm he begins to taunt you but it kind of bounces off he says things like you know

Oh you are flabby for a pallad and you know you suck at your job you can’t protect anybody that kind of thing I’m aw okay I already know this well at least he’s on honest with himself all right Kanan wait a minute wait a minute wait a

Minute wait a minute no it’s it’d be me it is the dragon’s turn fine the dragon actually should have been first I know but like I said he was going to [ __ ] wreck the whole fight the first 5 Seconds anyway so [ __ ] let Beast let demon go first damn

It he’s not going to do that I mean I assume it I’m going to let him attack these guys here cuz I assume those are the enemies right no those are the dwarfs oh so the only enemies are these guys y oh well then they came

Alone how about we get him down here we get him attack this dude okay um this it’s two attacks he gets right y I’m trying to remember I think was his was his bite attack was a 2 d10 plus it’ be plus four for each attack it’ll be plus eight I

Think dang in here built Silver Dragon let’s see so was it the bite or the claw or the tail you’re looking at does the most damage so bite is a hit of 19 so 2d1 Plus 8 piercing damage okay that’s what I’ll do and it’s two attacks

Right so it’ll be 4 d10 + 16 yes plus when you roll your donon to hit make sure you add plus 13 to it so it’s 40 okay Jesus 4010 plus 16 you’re not including wait hold on hold on hold on what’s that 16 for cuz

It’ be 4 d10 plus or 2D ah it’d be 2 d10 plus 8 for each attack and then you said plus 13 what was the plus 13 for that’s like his uh for his D20 to hit him oh you know the accuracy strike he’s got a 13 plus 13 positivity for all

Accuracy strikes you want me to roll the D20 first yes please with a plus 13 oh I get you D Jesus 18 okay that hits so then we’re going with roll four or D and plus 16 ow that wasn’t even like fantastic and that did a lot of

Damage he into his leg and begins to savagely you know shake his head aggressively and uh you definitely hear a scream of pain come from that elf he’s not feeling good he’s [ __ ] He’s yeah he’s pretty [ __ ] pissed off right now actually I probably took like a quarter

Or a fifth of his [ __ ] Health I’d say oh it hurt I can tell you that much okay uh poet you’re up next I’m going to smack this son of a [ __ ] with cold touch okay does it come with a D20 or do you need to roll the D20 comes with it

Okay 24 God damn that [ __ ] hits all right so that’s like a guaranteed hit ouch all right doesn’t do a lot of damage though I mean it still hurts a little bit I thought it would do necrotic damage wasn’t it supposed to or no I guess that was the plus 11

Yeah no there is a d8 in there so yeah it rolls automatically so it was actually two is what I rolled plus 11 if I had rolled better I would have done worse damage that actually would do a lot of damage netic damage no it did 11 necrotic

Damage I think is what it did yeah I’m reading it it says that it rolled a two for his necrotic and then it’s got five and six for normal damage probably because you cast it also at a higher level no it didn’t let me choose the level

Oh oh yeah but it Al sorry no it doesn’t change level it it increases by 1d8 when you reach fifth level 11th level and 17th level yeah pretty sure but you didn’t put any levels into Necromancer so no no I didn’t I don’t think that really count

I thought it would do more but that’s fine all righty let’s see here [ __ ] goes next Kanan you’re up next all right so um I am going to equip both of my relics okay you know that takes two actions right [ __ ] that’ll be your turn just

Saying maybe you do one this turn with an attack and then one next turn with an attack okay yeah be that too okay so I am going to equip my the robe of seas okay and uh do like uh water Dart okay so here’s the thing uh go ahead and roll for

It do you have a a roll for it or do you need to give you one yeah just a D20 I can do it okay yeah go ahead and take care of that 17 pretty good so as you hit him with the water Dart you see him get a little more refreshed

And he looks at you and he says thank you I’ll make sure to spare you quickly he’s holding a trident oh okay yeah I’m a little so with that being said that brings us I had to go against this dude really the era the Healer damn it so it’s Sierra’s turn all right

Um me see confused as [ __ ] okay yeah no more water attacks on them yeah let’s not do that that tells me fire I am going to get one attack right I’m pretty sure that’s all yeah just the one guess I’ll use spiritual cuz there’s nobody to heal right now so spiritual weapon

Okay h who you trying to hit um well this guy all right well sadly that misses what oh that would have [ __ ] tickled him oh yeah it would have could have would have should have demon demon y my dear friend yeah it has been a pleasure to have you in this session

Buddy uhoh how much damage there will be no damage what do you mean give me a [Laughter] minute there’s nothing ominous about this I need to know how much damage I’m taking well you know what just take all of it huh what is it uh 1 D [Laughter] 1000 just do 5D 100

F where the [ __ ] is it hang on a minute now don’t piss me off I know it’s damn it oh excuse me how many hit points do you have buddy uh 86 okay so here’s the thing I did a DM roll so only I can see this damage all

Right okay I’m afraid to tell you that he just grabbed you by the neck and snapped your neck in half killing you instantly and on top of that he corrupted your Corps so you are now an un okay can can I use my one ability to make that a roll nope sorry buddy

[ __ ] well it was fun guys oh someone had to go I guess with that being said he now turns to the other Paladin and does the exact same thing oh Jesus who the [ __ ] is this guy a god do you ask him curious yeah he tells you that his name is

Alir he is the destruction of all gods oh starting with those of the whole equality so he’s the god killer Yes great GL we can meet with that being said he looks at you and he says I’ve gotten what I’ve come here for and he disappears taking his two new minions with

Him at which point his two companions step into their portals and also disappear oh come on weak ass [ __ ] well I guess we’ll go have a funeral for demon well have to put out a wanted poster we’ll be hiring yeah I mean to be fair we could

Just feed him to a dragon you hear a voice a new voice one that you’ve never heard before this one’s a low grav voice where have you gotten yourself into now well I guess I’m dead protect my friends and my goddess and well now it looks like I’m dead I

See are your friends still there yes how many uh how many are there exactly in the party that’ be four not including everybody that has been recently added am I he again sorry he keep cutting out I can’t and really catch that uh four if if I’m counting correct not

Including everybody else that has been recently recently been added okay all right well on with you then and he sends you along on the little spiritual Adventure you’re going on so with that being said poet after the little Escapade that just happened the dwarfs are now looking at you and astonished

Fear took care of your problem you’re uh welcome they’re not sure how to respond they ask you if there’s anything they can do to make this up to you Um go help rebuild the orc Village I know that’s sure we could do that I actually think you know what I think it’s time that we stopped fighting amongst ourselves as races and I think it’s time that maybe we uh combine our different abilities and put them to good use I

Think you and the ycs would make a great team I we’ll have to make sure we also build a stat you for that Paladin thesee too we’re going to go have a funeral for his ass now dumb ass he is he the first to die

What was that is he the first of your party to die for this cause well we lost one before but he was a traitor uh yeah oh I see we’re just going to forget about sinistra that’s rude isn’t she you are currently in another little she’s in her own little

Dimension not de yet what do you mean we forgot about you she’s not dead yet she turned into a dragon that’s what I’m saying bro she ain’t dead the [ __ ] is she talking about got her ass kicked and she got her ass healed and now she’s a dragon I wasn’t

Allowed to die that should count for something I think it counts for a lot I think it does too let’s see here all right oh uh uh yeah do you guys want to head back to where do you guys want to do this at I guess we’ll head back to the Village

Yeah all right all righty and after a little bit you guys arrive and uh yeah Town looks about as busy as you left it as we expected well [ __ ] what are we going to do with this Dragon oh me no um Demon’s dragon or his wyvern well yeah I suppose that would be

Up to the party huh for for player purposes demon may put in if he would like um I want to give him to pet all right was actually going to say he’d make a good companion for my dragon which one yes yes he would I want to give him to

Poet yeah let me find him first give me a second here it’s in his house right there oh the blue one yeah isn’t that that’s not gold mine is a gold dragon where was your house the one you were pinging oh that’s a blue dragon yeah bro that’s a blue

Dragon oh you put mine right here oh it’s that one okay that’s fine little bigger anyway it Blended so he comes waddling up to you poet looking for his master I’m afraid he’s gone but uh stay with my dragon he’s staring at you I pet him give him a big hug cuz why

Not 15 damage from him biting you what was that he uh he bit you you’re taking 15 damage whatever doesn’t seem he’s all that friendly right now I don’t blame him but uh where would you like like an after Earthly message to my dragon no he like

That can I roll a d00 to try you know what if I get above 50 I can no no here’s what we’ll do toner Mighty 100 you roll higher than that I’ll let you do it damn damn all right sure as [ __ ] you do all right you get one message and one

Only so make it quick I tell him to to go with poet and listen to poet and behave for po it okay and you hear him give you acknowledgement okay that is the last time you will ever have contact with anybody on this planet so hope you enjoyed it

Okay all right so what’s the plan poet uh well [ __ ] I don’t really know sh kind of hit the in there for a little bit we lost track of time now Demon’s gone so do that remove our connection to that world the real technically yes however you can’t go

Back but we’re another P we another person to start following her before she dies perhaps that could be changed but let tail for another time kind of thing something you’d have to discuss with me later on to set up like a whole little campaign of its own for okay well what I I

Guess I don’t know I’m going to suggest we probably rest and recoup for now and then maybe next time we’ll figure out a course of action oh you’re done for the night I don’t know do you guys want to keep going or what do you want to

Do I’m set to keep going if you guys are we got to keep going keeping it going yes well what’s next then Mr DM well where would you guys like to bury them you have a coffin with Demon’s corpse well demons what’s left of demons corpse armor whatever not much left what would

You like to do with it in a box I don’t know do you want to light it on fire and float it down the river give him a viking funeral [ __ ] yeah right along with my religion anyway there you go it’s the only thing we’ve got nearby

I was going to say you know float them in the ocean but we’re not near the ocean so that doesn’t work so they set you on fire and you cruise down the river congratulations demon your character has aici passed on no death saving throws or anything

Just dead no instant snap the neck begin begin preparations for your new character please and when you’re done let me know all right so with that being said the remaining survivors of the party other than sinistra because you’re obviously still in Dragon form currently occupied what would the rest of you like

To do well we should probably go find sinistra yeah that’s fair actually come to think of [Laughter] it well I mean I don’t know what do you guys seriously what do you guys plan on doing here like you guys want to start by restocking maybe just a thought um

Yes okay um I mean I still got a lot of [ __ ] on me um I need to go to a big town unless well here’s my thing um so as you guys are are kind of just standing around your blacksmiths run up to you and he says guys guys guys where’s the

Paladin I need to talk to him right now it’s important he’s um de gone is what what do you mean I even I just saw him this morning there was a big fight like really big battle a lot of them actually and yeah he died in battle so he’s gone

Yes so what can we help you with I guess um well I made him some new armor but I guess that I guess that doesn’t matter now well I mean we can take it and make use of it I’m sure well who would I give it

To uh I don’t know it’s a Paladin’s armor isn’t it so it’s pretty heavy well I mean I didn’t necessarily just build it for him but I built it as the first set of many sets okay cuz mine got destroyed in battle so I unfortunately am going to be looking for

More well good for you then I have a gift for you as well oh thank you what kind of gift you got I like gifts it’s like almost Christmas go ahead and check your armor um should be already in puted at the very bottom granting you bonus AC demon [Laughter]

Armor love it I got an armor named after demon do you ask do you know do you ask him where it’s from I’m curious yes where did she get this he explains that in the initial stages when the dwarfs had attacked they’ also brought Abyssal demons with them and uh though they lost

Many Orcs in the initial part they did manage to take them down and he quickly scavenged the parts and began making a new set of armor for the entire party with this one being the first of many excellent so you mean you’re going to make something for

Everybody I am indeed oh wow that’ll be awesome hell knows what we’re coming up against so that is true we need all we can get at this point you wouldn’t happen to know where I can get some good weapons um well I might have something in stock

It depends on what you’re looking for I suppose I wouldn’t mind an enchanted bow of some sort I don’t think I have a bow yeah don’t really have any bows but I can check and see if the bow maker might have one yeah cuz I’ve got lots of Swords bow in

Particular I don’t really know I was just looking for I don’t know maybe something that guarantees a hit on its Target if you know what I mean all right how about something like that vicious Longbow 1d8 piercing cuz right now I’m using I think my Oak Longbow is better you sure about that

Yeah no one taking a look oh 3d8 plus 4 okay yeah it’s a little bit better than my Oak Longbow mhm I have two you can take the first one away nah it’s all right I got plenty of bows in the stock what uh what else would anybody else like for you you’re

Busy I know you’re happy enjoying your dragon moment that’s fine oh what about um armor for the dragons like even even if it’s something like leather I actually have something in stock oh that would be fantastic well I’d be willing to pay you I’ll give you a uh a couple Platinum

Pieces if you can build something for me he comes back out with a full Kilted set of dragon armor that is made of pure gold for your dragon gold and as he puts it on it fits damn my dragon’s living in style now Your Dragon’s AC goes up by plus

13 so it was here where is it not just gold in it by the way he also diamond in there as well I figured it was like some sort of alloy yeah so he’s at 18 right now so you said plus 13 yep heck yes now that’s what I’m talking about right

There I’ve been wanting that like 10 sessions ago so I’ll give him yeah I’ll give him a couple Platinum pieces for it I don’t expect that for free oh he says thank you I can definitely put this to use making you guys new stuff absolutely I know it’s probably

More than you expected for this armor but uh you know oh absolutely it’s well worth it for what you guys have been doing for us he looks at the Druid and he says what can I do for you Leaf dweller upop Leaf [ __ ] what you want pretty

Much I don’t know why that came to mind Kanan is now [Laughter] offended you should be just like calling you a leaf right off the bat it just seems almost kind of insulting like even if it isn’t meant that way well let’s see here I’m assuming you guys would like to go on then yeah well we got to go save sinisterra let’s at least finish yeah we we should at least finish what we started so nobody else might have to die yet let’s save sinra so as you all arrive looking for the uh the once

Me why you going to do that bro Okay demon just uh hang tight for a bit buddy I’ll I’ll I’ll help you build your new character sheating a little bit um okay okay okay just let me know um yeah so as you guys arrive looking for the uh the small sinistra that you guys remember you do not see

Her but now you see a relatively decently sized blue dragon raging around stomping on Undead like little candies it’s whacka pretty much had a girl she hasn’t seen them yet but demon and uh the other guy Julius are both on the other side of the field protecting the enemy

Well I guess we’re just what going to charge into battle all righty get them initiative by the way as you will uh no go ahead and start assigning your locations I will as you do that I will go ahead and uh push out some humans to join your counter charge Um who’s that one that one yes uh so as you all watch the Warlock kind of lifts into the air flies on over to sinistra and she uh kind of TAPS you on the Wing a little bit and then you feel this magical little Aura begin to Glow

All over your body basically putting a shield between you and your opponents a and uh your AC will now become plus 13 plus your dexterity modifier and not your characters Your Dragon forms Time game yeah you have just become invisible invisible yes you are now invisible nobody else can see you well any except anybody that has like true sight or something I guess Invisible you’re the cler or the not the cleric sorry the uh the wood elf has granted you invisibility so that you may kick some ass as she put it oh yeah time for some vpal attacks [ __ ] be perfect my game yes hello no it’s your turn oh I didn’t know oh

[ __ ] my bad kind of why I told you you’re invisible okay um let’s see where do I want to start these all enemies surrounding Jackson yes they are except for that one at the top that’s one of the humans that’s trying desperately to stab the other ones off of and failing well all

Right how about we do um he’s invisible keep in mind as soon as you strike though that’ll that’ll kind of neutralize your invisibility that’s why I’m thinking I should really plan my attack a little bit more and take out more people in one shot if I can help

It I’m actually thinking yeah actually I’ll move here and then we’ll a vpal attack this mofo and this mofo okay vpal long sword well that first one’s dead and that other one hurts the wolf good job bam they didn’t even know what hit him well they do now all right Kanan hello

Hello this is me is that you we have oh there we go okay I thought she died for a minute there anyway no I I forgot I was muted my bad oh all right well what do you want to do Jade’s done that a few times don’t worry many times you understatement

Um really sitting here always talking to myself and I’m wondering why nobody else could [ __ ] hear me it’s like oh I’m muted still think I’d [ __ ] check before I just start talking to people move this way also okie dokie and okay so is there any way that I can

Like can I tell where game is right in front of you yeah he’s no longer invisable okay sorry I was it’s okay writing stuff down doing stuff um so I’m going to use guidance on game okay so what does that basically as at some point within like

His next turn or whatever he can roll a D4 and add the number rolled to one ability check of his choice just whenever he gets the chance whenever he needs to do an ability check or anything okay so I’ll just have to try and remember that because I assume it

Doesn’t go anywhere until I use it right nope right unless it expires in time I think which is like a day yeah so it’s going to last the entire encounter so yeah long as you don’t use it like right away anyway well it’s only when I’m doing an

Ability check so like an investigation or something like that or a strength check that could count too yeah yeah exactly or medical check or whatever right so I figured that might be a little useful and I don’t really have much else I can do so I mean I’m support that’s my whole

Job well I appreciate the help yeah I’ll attempt to make use of it anyway oh look at you guys I don’t know I can’t do much okay does that hit you game what any of those of second not the third yeah pretty much all but one all

Right I’ll go ahead and start totaling up damage for you that’s probably going to kill me okay before we go any further with that would you or would you not like to enter a Last Stand which is it will allow you to fight on as if you were

Unharmed however every time that you take damage you will immediately fail one death saving throw if you succeed three you will be fine you’ll be back at one hit point however if you fail all three in a row you will still die well tally it up first we’ll see 96 damage I’m at

114 so that doesn’t kill you but it’s certainly [ __ ] hurts all right I’m definitely going to need help from a Healer AC what’s your AC Kanan uh 16 nether of those hit you both of them do beautiful take the full damage please 20 or no 49 49 yeah 49 damage threw me

Off a little bit cuz I thought I was seeing 25 and 25 so think 50 no that four threw me off and uh I was at full health right yep okay still alive still beaten 78 yeah 78 minus 49 um okay I’m at 29 I need the Healer to do uh the cleric

To do me a uh Constitution saving throw please cleric yep there it is e okay so she fails and she takes a full 74 damage in NE CTIC how many hit points does that leave her with um 74 you say yep he’s at 40 Health she done got her ass whooped sit down

Sinistra yes you see a blue jumping man running at you before he throws his spear at you let’s see if it hits you can I throw J F no you may not ouch 17 hit you no 19 you’re fine the uh glaive bounces or the javelin bounces off you

And thuds into the ground and now you’re staring down the face of this person who just realized he [ __ ] up in a very major way so before you get the chance to do that to Chicago’s Help As you’re watching the uh warlock that gave you your your magical armor kind of watch this after this the javel and bounces off you floats up to him goes like this and you can see the person just kind of like twitch a little bit like he just got like part of his soul

Sucked right out of his out of his arm Su for him so what would you like to do take a bite yes s should be a D20 and then it’ll tell you on your list of your stats there what you should uh have for your rules lightning very now how busy are

You all righty so yeah so I guess sinistra will continue the attack oky dokie got it oh she’s still going yeah well no like she has to take off for a minute go to the store with help uh help Grandpa out for a minute oh

Okay yep go I’ll go ahead and uh Keep Your Dragon going for you till you get back shouldn’t be all that much longer than I wouldn’t think you guys are kicking some ass um okay oh poet yes what would you like to do what about my

Dragon is your dragon here yes he is what would you like him to do let me come down and fight some of these guys mey okay uh so sorry about that uh what was that again um bring him down here to attack these guys there we go my bad we’ll hit the

Wolf you going hit the wolf okay go ahead um two attacks 2D oh never mind I don’t hit the wolf or was that supposed to be plus 13 that was wasn’t it oh yes it was both of them actually or wait no you rolled those under Sierra so oh [ __ ] no they were supposed to be can I

Roll yeah go ahead and roll with your new plus 13s cuz I kind of although if if you roll a one I’m just saying now you will be taking that one it should have been two should be 2D2 + 13 + 13 so 26 2D 20 plus

26 and then you’ll or you could just do 2D2 and then add 13 to each number either way um [ __ ] why did you put that in there you doing demon um so 13 that’ be 24 for the first one randomly chooses generating his uh personalities for okay so 24 and

18 both of those it okay and now we’re going to go our two I’m pretty sure that’s going to kill the wolf 4 d 10 Plus May or not have may or may not have Hur him a little bit that will St congrat invitations all right there you go Jackson I’m doing my part yeah pan what’s you doing what’s going on can oh Canan okay what’s up I called your name three times two times H one sec

Sorry trying to figure out anything I can actually do I would heal some people cuz I’m down to 40 Health even Sierra’s or yeah down to 18 Sierra’s at 40 Health you’re probably hurting a little bit oh yeah um yeah so I’m just going to use uh minor restoration on on

Uh for now on poet all right roll for it give it a good old roll hey 17’s better than nothing 35 Health woohoo all righty whose go was it it is mine [ __ ] yeah What just happened ohy doie so Kanan what is your maximum hit points 78 you take a lot more than that Dam image uh no actually so um you’re being kidnapped I what you yeah you heard me you’re being kidnapped uh he put you to sleep chloroform style and then just

Like straight up yanked you by your horns and dragged you away uh now that that’s being done hey those are sensitive yeah I don’t think he cares and neither do you at the moment because you’re unconscious so poet um yeah they’re blocking your way now would you like to try and stop them

Well yeah I guess I should do something see what we’ve got here start off with two strength checks to try and push through the [Applause] paladins okay second one oh well you managed to shove demon to the [ __ ] ground but the other Paladin did not budg an inch and actually pushed you back

So well can I attack his ass H absolutely go for it what are you what are you trying to do stab him Noke hit him with a spell I’m going to do something far worse than that uh we’re going to chill touch him [Applause] okay that wasn’t that

Bad okay uh yeah so you shock him or you chill him sorry and uh nothing happens he’s still just staring at you with dead eyes well I can hit him again go ahead I do get or with something else actually try Ellis rebuke maybe try let’s try that [ __ ] it let’s go

Big go big or go home that’s not very big well you knock him back 3 feet so congratulations that’s something but that is your movement too so cuz you use two attacks that’s fine which brings us to the Healer the Healer the Thea yes all right well Sierra is going to have to

Heal everybody so how about we do a mass cure wounds okay we’ll do it got level five actually can we do it higher I mean she’s all the way up to level [ __ ] what is she at 11 level seven that wasn’t there okay so uh yeah well as she heals

You notice all the skeletons have died off damn didn’t think that would actually work and uh everybody gained 34 Health except for demon yeah except for you demon he’s actually taking 307 damage oh cuz he’s yep oh yes is a dragon’s turn just about

Rot me a spell saving DC so roll me a D20 please for who for me oh oh sorry for your uh poet oh okay so poet is officially paralyzed dang it all the hell and while you’re kind of just sitting there twitching on the ground he takes this as his second Action what’s the second action I’m looking um yes is that going to ow it you yes 61 yep he’s still alive H holy [ __ ] po could take a beaten man [ __ ] seriously can holy damn I have cast two [ __ ] instant death spells on you and it’s just like un

[ __ ] face you just can’t quite do it even paralyzed me first I even I had to otherwise you’d [ __ ] Counterattack stun you then they just kick my ass first [ __ ] poet’s one of them guys that don’t take no [ __ ] you just can’t [ __ ] take me down oh [ __ ] oh man let [ __ ] great

Um well you know what [ __ ] it then huh see if this don’t [ __ ] finish you off you deliberately trying to now at this [ __ ] point yes now I’m pissing you off oh not with that no no that ain’t even hitting me I’m I’m [ __ ] paralyzed and you still can’t hit me

Yeah I was just say you’re paralyzed so that six technically doesn’t matter what are you g to do are you going to do twitch on the ground you officially did it you finally goby zero it only took three of your damn Heroes you [ __ ] loser F seriously dude

[ __ ] okay and with that I cast my [ __ ] revivify revivify oh God watch out for that one guys uh well actually see here’s the thing whoop whoop whoop whoop and umop dragon’s about to go insane so be careful yep yes he is okay who’s nearest oh well I’m I’m not even going

To [ __ ] read his stats he’s pretty much toast anyway Jackson is dead he just got swallowed whole literally it’s the scene from the the movie where the dragon like picks you up throws you in the air then snatches you and [ __ ] rips you in half and then swallows you yep

So you’re like your bottom half goes on it’s just laying on the ground you are now waking up and you see that this is what the battle has been left with you might want to [Laughter] run like literally didn’t saying what you doing um yeah I think I’m gonna go run and hide

Where where where do you think you can hide from a go like hide in here one of the building okay uh the Warlock also takes cover as does the cleric and the Archer and unfortunately that leaves somebody who’s not quite small enough to do that if uh Sinister dragon is smart

There’s a fear in her eyes and she’s getting the [ __ ] out of there so that’s the thing she went to she went to fly off and Taz grabs her by the wing snaps the wing and throws her to the ground oh God damn it Taz and begins to savagely bited her

Armor and of course he’s wearing armor right now too so he’s pretty much [ __ ] invulnerable [ __ ] badass armor on right now oh this is bad what have I done you have given me the most powerful monster I could have asked for and it’s just it’s glorious okay I am basking in this gloriousness

He’s literally just murdering everybody right now make sure he kills all the undead at least please oh they’re pretty much dead I mean the other ones that aren’t are just kind of idly standing there watching as these two dragons are clashing midair well was midair but it’s now on the

Ground o so uh yeah Kanan you hear a really loud thud as your build bu begins to shake what are you doing yes you hear sinister’s dragon screaming I’mma peek out and see what’s going on a you see Taz savagely ripping into uh sinistra trying desperately to get through her uh her

Scales it is chaos yeah it’s it’s not looking good right now [ __ ] and there’s no stopping them like I don’t know what you guys could even do yeah I really [ __ ] hate to say it at this point but uh I don’t think there’s going to be a stopping Taz he may very

Well level this whole village by himself I think you should just run get out of there while you can that’s my advice uh like even individually Taz does too damage I’m going to use fire storm I’m sorry he is an ice dragon let me clarify that so you are going to oh actually

Instead of letting the dragon deal with sinistra you’re going to take your little ass and draw its attention on you that’s what I’m understanding well okay okay before okay before you make this decision let me say one thing this is a dragon that starts with an 18 AC he’s also wearing

A gold diamond infused dragon armor that gives him an additional 13 AC regardless of whether or not your attack I guess does damage uh there’s a very high chance it’s not going to even hit him it probably might actually get melted into his armor he’s far too strong like what

You should do right at this point and I know I’m dead and I shouldn’t say anything but you should try and find a spell that will get you the [ __ ] out of there like anything that can hide you she got a dimension door if you can get her free for 5

Seconds like um maybe cast something that can distract the dragon like but keep in mind she also has to figure out how to polymorph back on her own okay um there’s water in the middle of the village I don’t know there’s sand all around found you

Oh actually real quick I bet you the buildings are made of stone one more thing I forgot one more thing how what go into your dragon for me cuz I’m not uh looking at up I’m not at that at the the thing at the moment um but I’m

Pretty [ __ ] sure that your dragon actually has a fear r IUS and she should be in said fear radius so I need to know what she needs to roll for that fear radius oo I need to look that up yeah because that could very well impact whether or not her character even gets

To make a decision or if she’s just going to sit in the corner and cry cuz both are options at this point both are very very good options at this point I mean considering you you have met an imortal dragon now yes I would say both are a good option it has

Frightful presence each creature one each creature of the dragon’s choice that is within 120 ft the dragon and aware of it must succeed on a dc18 wisdom saving throw or become frightened for one minute a creature could repeat the saving throw at the end of the turn

So basically this creature can pick one person any turn or this dragon that it can fear I choose Canan and right now it’s out of control so it’s going to choose whoever it wants which is Kanan unfortunately because you are the nearest and the first person it all the Warlock was kind

Of [ __ ] aios all right so uh D what I believe it’s a D20 and you have to hit an 18 or higher God damn this dragon is powerful nope I’m CAU up in a ball crying oh okay well um that was the thing so uh well

[ __ ] just Stone meld into the wall and SOB yep at this point that’s pretty much all you’re doing is sobbing in the corner in a in a ball terrified oh great you could say petrified actually you guys don’t get out of there you’re all dead I’m assuming the people here in the

Center are smart enough to start stepping back oh um no no they’re not they don’t understand here in a moment no they don’t they also don’t know the kind of armor he’s wearing so unfortunately they’re going to treat it like a normal dragon and charge forward to St bad idea

You’re all dead result in all of them dying here in a minute did I mention that TZ being turned evil is a very bad thing um I uh it yeah uh I just looked at his character sheet it’s obvious you to be fair you made him

Yourself so kind of did this to the party yourself you created the main villain I did I did all you had to do was let me live and everything would have been fine ouch um all right so yeah yeah uh well all these two are going to [ __ ] wrestle back and forth these

Guys are all [ __ ] dead okay well I guess I don’t know what they’ve even [ __ ] suggest at this point I’m looking through the cleric spells and she doesn’t really have anything to even remotely help her get out well this has been a very interesting session mhm most everybody was a very fun

Campaign it was I bet it was it was an honor playing with you guys well hey we make new characters we’re starting to Fresh next week then [ __ ] it I already got a character pretty much designed that I think you guys are going to

Enjoy me too as long as uh as long as it’s allowed by DM it depends I have to have the character sheets for it myself otherwise I can’t allow we’ll talk about it after the session yep okay let’s give something a try here at least yeah I guess what’s

Uh oh that was not what I meant to roll try that again a not much better okay um well [ __ ] I actually think the character I made for the next one is going to be very very interesting to use I’m actually looking forward to this I think you’ll like him

Too yeah DM will approve I bet I certainly hope so I’ll send you the character sheet after this hell yeah it may not uh be what you expected me to use I don’t think anywhere I don’t know I’m not sure hard to say with you cuz I’m kind of yeah untable

Honestly oh excuse me okay so um what happens is sinistra manages to kick Taz off of her at which point the Warlock manages to cast invisibility on sinister’s dragon as you know her Dragon form making her invisible buying her just enough time to grab Canan and fly

Away you two will be the only survivors of this battle and you will be remembered by the rest of the the rest of the people we will have statues statues by hiding and crying in a corner hey your your cowardice managed to save your life here’s the problem while you guys might have

Escaped Taz is still free very aggressive and by the time that we return with our next session he probably will have grown and gotten much bigger well the next step is uh for him is to be basically an ancient dragon and I do not want to go up against one of

Those well it seems like that might be the case here but anyway I am impressed you guys did well I mean I actually was not sure who was going to survive if anyone at all I thought I was going to die that first encounter I figured for sure I didn’t

Think i’ but then again I don’t know if you expect me to come out swinging that that much I really [ __ ] didn’t you dude it was like trying to [ __ ] hold down a [ __ ] deer that keeps kicking you in the damn nuts [ __ ] off after you shot him like three times I’m still

Going [ __ ] dude yeah like would you just [ __ ] die God damn you give [Laughter] up oh [ __ ] this was a great campaign though I enjoyed this especially CU like you used every kind of twist and turn to keep building the story in that direction and I liked it

Oh yeah and I appreciated that you helped us out and gave us scapegoats every time we got in trouble too okay well first off actually those skate goats were planned all along and uh I never actually once spared you except for the one time this session in

Which case you guys were getting your ass as an by the skeletons and I’m referring to sinistra and Jackson so I technically sent over Demon’s Granddad to handle the problem oh by the way that’s another thing Demon’s granddad’s going to be very pissed off when he finds out uh yeah we

Know so those of you who remained sinistra and Kanan your characters may very well be Smite we’ll see I mean I’m already dead so it’s not like I can [ __ ] answer anything it’s not Smite it’s smoke huh it’s not Smite it’s smoke whatever Smite smoke smitten I don’t

Give a [ __ ] smitten but hey I’m going to Smit you yeah you want to get smitten or smoked I’ll get i’ll get I highly sad that that demon died but my next character is going to be even more badass yes so I want to know what did you guys think of my

Villains pretty damn good although they were extremely powerful uh especially that dark Paladin there was no no getting around overpowered for our levels but here’s here’s the thing would you guys like to know who the dark Paladin really was who who that was her firstand Miss Commander that was in other words her

General no no no no not Frank’s hers oh so it was like one step down basically yeah so instead of fighting tiamet herself you fought her first general well that just means we wouldn’t have survived against tiamet um no no you wouldn’t have I can tell you that right now if you couldn’t

Even scratch him then no there’s no way I know you you could touch him at but but but here’s the thing I did not fa I failed to mention that he has a lot more experience than you guys do because he’s been alive a lot [ __ ] longer so technically he was like level

40 50 somewhere in that zone right makes sense he was the final boss like he was supposed to be the guys you guys were supposed to fight at like the very end of the game kind of thing which again just before you fight TM but hey you know what you guys encountered

Him you fought back and yeah he kicked the [ __ ] out of you but you didn’t go down without a fight and that’s pretty much impressive to [ __ ] say cuz like we gave him hell I know we gave him a chall we probably pissed him off a few times oh

Yeah let me tell you what when you wouldn’t dude I got really well that’s all you support though that’s just is what it is your support it’s okay I didn’t do [ __ ] to support either well I mean you didn’t really get much of a chance to but here’s here’s

The other thing you got to remember okay as a druid you’re I I don’t and I’m not trying to be an [ __ ] here once again I’m I’m just trying to give you tips and [ __ ] for for your next run through or whatever um a druid typically does more

Druy like things like for example let me give you a description here when we were off in the uh trees and [ __ ] okay do you realize that you as a druid have the ability to commune with nature which means any force of nature such as trees grass things like that you

Can talk to and in some cases such as certain beings I won’t name them by name right now but there are certain tree beings that you can communicate with that literally are giant [ __ ] trees that walk and kill things I’m just saying I mean order to

Wake them up I have to attempt to actually speak with them that’s that’s what I mean and so as a druid that’s kind of things you should be thinking about finding you know the terrain that you’re on and what kind of advantages you can make out of it I

Mean I was thinking about that throughout the thing but there wasn’t a whole lot of like I was say I purposely purposely stripped you of all terrain on that last Battlefield I purposely did that because I knew that if somebody was to catch on to that that trick there

Would be next to nothing I could do to stop you aside from like spells and [ __ ] like that but like you you can be a really restraining Force if that makes sense like using thorns and [ __ ] like that that just appear out of like [ __ ] plants and [ __ ] in the

Ground well and it does make it a little trickier because Drew is not meant to be an attack oriented yeah no they’re really actually they’re more of like that support spellcaster that’s all they are a defensive track player so to speak for for lack of better terms here

Right and see I thought about stuff like wall of thorns and all that too but every time I asked if there were Thorns around and [ __ ] you always told me no and then there was one that like because those areas didn’t have thorns the place the only place that I’ve actually put

Thorns in the game so far was actually three Maps back when you guys were walking through the uh the Elder uh the the [ __ ] I forget the name of it but the place where all the dragon Gods reside including TM in that place there are

Thorns but you have to go to the forest to do so if that like I have certain areas that I have designated certain loot to but you know I mean when you ask and there’s nothing there I can’t really tell you that there is if there’s not so

I can only kind of go off of what I’ve already and then I I had mentioned a few times going to like a big city or something so I could go and find all the items I needed or at least a few of them

See we never did there is no there is no big cities there was none not yet I haven’t gotten that far the big cities haven’t been developed at all because you know they’re a they’re going to take a lot of time to develop a map for just a city itself but not only

That the other thing that I’m I’m trying to deal with as far as setting up a city would go you have to realize the amount of people that it takes to keep a city running so like imagine how many NPCs I’d have to create just to make sure

That that runs smoothly and include that includes just like typical shopkeepers and [ __ ] like that it’s a lot to think about basically yeah so that’s that’s kind of the only reason I haven’t done a big city so to speak you guys have everything you need really in the towns

You just kind of have to unlock them by getting the materials to make better [ __ ] and to be fair you’re not really going to find a lot of big cities like in a medieval style World anyway mm- not really you might find like one major Ma your Metropolis Trade Center but that’s

About it and even that will probably be more than likely just an Empire of some sort you have a lot of little farm towns kind of like hours that’s yep it’ll be most of it but now that all is said and done I can actually elaborate now for those of

You who I had planned on killing was actually only two people I had planned on killing demon and I had planned on killing poet that was it and more people died here’s why here’s why okay demon had said he wanted to create a new character okay and I

Agreed with him because as he’s currently running his Paladin now he really isn’t running it the greatest and I’m not saying that’s his fault because we’ve talked about that but a paladin just really isn’t his for right now so he wants to try out something called the

Artificer which I told you about g y uh so he’s going to be tinkering around With Grenades and guns and stuff like that actually I I have mine going a different direction right now okay well there we go he’s changed his mind uh you know what I mean yes I will

Eventually want to dip into that but I want to do more research into it first okay well anyway continue that’s the case then I think you’ll like what I went for with my new character because I gave him an artifice ability okay okay okay hell yeah cuz he’s uh he’s going to

Be part sorcerer all right so demon you asked me earlier at the beginning of the session how it would work if I was to add a character of my own now to explain this for you it is as simple as me adding another NPC to your party one that I

Nickname that you know what you you I’ll let you guys vote on the name for the the NPC basically but I’ll run this NPC as a character of my own design if that makes sense cuz I’ve got some ideas I wanted to test out that’s pretty much it just some research

That’s all okay and it would give you guys extra party M to work with here’s one issue I have with that though and what’s that because you be you being as DM you it’ be harder well if words are not working allow me to elaborate because I think I know

Where you’re going with this and I I first off I can’t counter plan for myself all right so obviously when it comes to like big battles and [ __ ] like that I’m obviously not going to be able to prepare my spells like I would normally right like going through and

Planning on my my encounter and pre-planning what the monsters are I won’t be able to do that with this character because I’m GM right so obviously what I have to do is I have to limit this character but that doesn’t mean that I still can’t test things out

On them like for example maybe mixing a monk with an artificer or a monk with a mage you see my point right but okay now now that helps out a lot with me to be able to elaborate more on what I was trying to say uh right so you know how you how

When say one of us goes to do something and it’s a DM says no you could easily override that with yourself no not necessarily that that’s my that’s my only thought on it though like have no issue with you running a character that’s just my that’s what my thought on

It I get you listen listen listen I get you all right I I get you I get that’s your that’s your thoughts on it and that’s perfectly understandable but you got to remember two things first off I’m a reasonable DM okay I’m not going to

Cheat my own game and second off I have no purpose in making an overpowered character that takes the star of the show if the party is the star of the show does that make sense you guys are my main focus the only thing I’m doing here is just

Creating a little side project on something that I’ve been wondering about that’s it and once I’m done with it I’ll probably end up throwing the character away anyway right but who knows you guys might get attached to him and I won’t be able to kill him I don’t know we’ll see turn

Into another sh I mean you think about it this was just who [ __ ] knows this was just the first round this was just to see where this was going to go anyway exactly and that’s actually something I’d had planned since the start is to give you guys basically a pre-run of the

Session and I know this was a long pre-run but look at how much you guys learned just from that one pre-run I mean now we can get into it serious exactly I’m talking just simple techniques and [ __ ] like that you guys have learned and the different weaknesses to the uh classes that you

Guys chose and now you guys will be able to remix those up and fix those issues right especially with character creation because at least for me it was my first time creating one and I had no idea well see and that’s that’s the other thing is

Um I typically have a big rule among amongst almost every session I’ve run and that is simply anybody that starts my sessions and starts out with a hunter I’m probably going to give you a free chance to change your class anyway just because as you’ve already noticed the

Hunter really doesn’t have much going for him like at all well and to be fair you did because you gave us the ability to add multic classing and [ __ ] like that like you let us play around experiment with it but that still that still doesn’t unlimit you however by me

Giving you guys new characters now here’s the other thing I forgot to mention just because you guys are on new characters doesn’t mean you’re starting at level one oh that’s cool that makes things more interesting what going to happen is I’m going to boost you guys back up to

Level 10 you guys will be a retired set of Heroes that is going to come out of the taverns and you’re going to attempt to avenge this party of Heroes that has sacrificed everything to stop TMT and Her Dragons okay makes sense so far yeah I dig it okay I’m I’m down with

That okay good so my next question is for you guys would you guys like to do a session tomorrow or you guys not want to do a session tomorrow up to you guys I’m cool with I’m cool doing a session tomorrow I’ll let that remain tentative because

I’ve been being asked all weekend to do R you’ve oh [ __ ] that’s right you also got your r that you got to be practicing for I know and I just I haven’t been able to do it yet so yeah maybe we maybe you could do your rest stream early enough and I’ll join

You for that get some practice in myself and then after that maybe later on in the day we could do a stream or something who knows I wasn’t sure if I was going to stream it per se but I mean well no no I mean well you and I would

Play R and then could stream the the uh oh the D and session yeah yeah what time did you think about did you want to do it I guess is the question uh well I was actually thinking maybe we give everybody a little more time to prepare

For next session we’ll give you guys till like 8 and we’ll start maybe around like 7:00 so I can help everybody round up and finish up make sure I got everybody’s characters all finished up that actually sounds pretty good okay all right all right I’ll have mine

All ready to go for level 12 or level 10 I mean okay sweet perfect I can’t wait see what you guys come up with yeah like I said I’m going to finish this up real quick here and I’m going to send you the character sheet I’m just working on

Adding my final spells and stuff now hell yeah okay so do we have any questions about this session about anything that happened or people that showed up I think it’s all pretty self-explanatory really all right I’m looking forward to the next one those Dragon Lancers that uh escorted my general they’re uh they’re

Literally called Dron lancers and their whole purpose in life is to kill dragons well they got to die oh just saying figured you guys should know that that’s kind of the whole point of the bone armor that they’re wearing it’s made of dragon bones dragons they’ve killed already

Okay which is you know that’s why they’re so strong I’m gonna send you my uh thing that I’ve got going here yeah okay sweet look over I’m going to go ahead and end the stream then thank you everybody who participated everybody watched you guys are all legends every single one of you

And thank you uh Master ke for setting this all up absolutely I had a blast sounds like we’ll uh we’ll probably have another one tomorrow so yeah we’ll see you all next time and uh as always hope you had fun