FIRST DAY ON THE OFFLINETV MODDED MINECRAFT SERVER!!

I made it in hello hello hello where are you guys everyone’s building near each other i’m on my way i’m on my way i’m on my way i’m on my way i’m on my way oh i can find you coming monkey w how does she know where i am

I i didn’t tell her anything wait wait right here right here she should be coming from here i see her coordinate she’s somewhere here arya aria uh never mind i thought that was her aria hello okay okay okay let’s head back okay okay take me back you got like a

Flying cow or a flying horse or something we’re gonna run no i got nothing i i walk by we have to walk okay that’s fine wait do you have a storage box that runs on legs that follows you yeah it’s a luggage it’s great it picks stuff up for you

Like off the ground what that’s so cute pretty opie hello does he have a name it’s billy what that’s why she was saying a sign that says profane manor manor manor under construction wait this is all brodens i was never here erase all evidence we were ever here go go go go Oh good morning oh leslie here i have please i have a gift for you leslie okay cool do you have any weapons yet nope oh there you go what’s that it’s um shurikens i’m so sorry uh that doesn’t do a lot of damage right hit me with it but don’t don’t waste

Them because they can slowly regenerate if you uh get experience whoa so how do i get experience with them i just kill people or kill things hey does anyone not have any armor that doesn’t mind death here take take this put these shoes on are these the legendary slime shoes i

Hear about yep you have to fall higher than you jump okay i bounced all right now take one of these i i’m sure you’ve seen the slingshot right no i haven’t peter told me about it but i didn’t see it oh all right just hold down right click

And aim it at the ground you have to kind of angle it aiming whoa whoa that was sick yeah so that’s the best way to travel it takes a little bit of practice but oh you’re at tina’s house now whoa this one up in the sky

You can snack on these olives while we go though all right so let’s just walk up these stairs leslie yeah walking right up the stairs to tina’s house wow these are wait what’s going on having trouble walking up these stairs um these aren’t olives are they stop joking around just walk up the

Stairs these aren’t all live cycles you know these are olives they’re poison okay i feel dizzy you could just walk up the stairs right whoa huh uh-huh what was in those well this is tina’s house it’s not quite done but she has a nice really front part of her hair get some bread

This house right here is uh wait is this arya’s house it’s fine it’s fine just leave baby she’s literally building right there and you said you didn’t know whose house it was arya oh no i was talking to abe um i’m an excellent tour guide leslie thank you

Yes this is arya’s uh house wendy’s farm is straight over here coming to wendy we’re on you’re on the way to wendy’s farm yeah come here you can see my friend pick some apples or cherries yes feel free feel free thank you gosh a super nice fashion wait this is so

Cool everything yeah wendy has what oh this is toast’s house parsley cucumbers lettuce you have to launch yourself in oh up there that’s toast up there you just have to launch yourself directly into it all right let’s see i gotta angle that looks like uh 48 degree angle all right and uh-huh

Oh that’s close uh ma’am um sorry when you might have you pay me gotta go go the ceiling didn’t take me far this giant moon is uh progress janet’s house i think janet lives in the moon janet lives in the moon oh this is sydney’s house whoa sid’s home pink box wow

A lot of pink houses leslie i recommend not making a case out of pink okay i’ll make a different color this is uh lily’s house has a really nice walkway i think wow all the flowers this is so cute wow you guys worked really hard she like decorated all of this by

Herself oh lily did such a good job wait this is crazy i feel like i’m in um tangled you’re standing up oh is that a mushroom oh so if you kill a player with a certain weapon there’s a chance to drop their head lily looks like you said kuno lily

Really enjoys killing me for some reason so uh oh let’s go take a look inside there’s okay i don’t remember a skull being here oh wait leslie there’s a trick about willie lilly loves setting up secret doors so there’s probably something behind this okay just walk in

Maybe we’ll just take a a little deeper of a look what the heck you’re breaking her walls no no i’m just checking i’m checking there’s gotta be a secret door lily i could have sworn there’d be a secret door um i will take over the tour from here all right abe so

If you guys see here there’s a walkway into the side of this mountain okay this is ryan’s hole why does ryan always live in the side of a mountain i hear the chickens and he’s got the chickens again ryan’s doing the same thing as last time definitely ryan oh wow ryan nice

Job um oh brooke where are you i got you a present from the mines if you’d like i’m right here oh it’s a zombie brain brain oh thank you so much also guys yeah i found a dungeon if anybody feels geared up to go do that yeah let’s all go i should probably

Bring some even if you do die it goes in a gravestone so it’s not like oh that’s true it’s not as scary to get back to the grace besides there’s no way we die to a regular dungeon right guys yeah right virtually impossible now i’m gonna make my luggage my first luggage

Okay so this one sticks and then i need to see the chest that’s so easy okay ah i made the luggage here’s some armor brook what do i do now how do i make it how do i make it come to life oh never mind he comes with me here you go

Oh the luggage took it oh that’s fine he was hungry okay what are we naming food how about lugash his name is lugaj welcome lou for short little lou little lou gosh okay oh wait i think i can get you chords give me a second uh waiting coordinates no no rush

How come there’s not a giant thing in the sky where it’s supposed to be oh oh i named it that coordinates you know kind of hard yeah you’re struggling too right okay yeah i had a momentary blonde moment where i put it under the name that will do that that is embarrassing

Okay we’re good imagine wait sydney it’s right here okay we’re on our way come on guys okay well i i just i i’m i’m i’m out of here see ya see ya this is a struggle i’m getting in there there’s skeletons and zombies and lots of deep dark water

Oh i’m here wait really we’re almost all here guys we’re almost all here wait leslie come back to where sakura when i are this is where we’ll enter oh okay okay like the coordinate is like oh my gosh yeah it would have been hard yeah we got a tunnel here already okay okay

Nice that was super fast i’m tired my arms are kind of tired irl where i made it here oh all right let’s go all right oh my gosh you have such a massive sword i think sydney should go last because she’s already been in it i don’t want to ruin right surprise all

Right brooke and leslie get in what’s the surprise after you brooke oh no it’s a dungeon yeah you guys go first oh this is a dungeon this is cool there’s a treasure chest down there Oh what are those glasses brooke those look cool here you wanna just want to try them you look so you look cool how do what do i see when i put them on nothing oh no they just look cool are we gonna pretend you don’t have an

Arrow in your head oh i think i’m gonna die don’t worry we’ll be right here i won’t leave your i won’t leave your body how do you get able to get back there without the oh no you have to come back here no leslie you can grab her stuff oh yeah i can

Oh i have a little luggage i have a little luggage i can grab her stuff okay sydney died too i died right after i said i think i’m going to die we gotta get out of here here leslie we’re gonna be okay oh my gosh i couldn’t lie to all of us i

Thought we were gonna make it out guys there’s just some skeletons and zombies right look leslie grab their stuff okay how do i get their stuff break the uh break the gravestone okay and then your minions should pick it all up oh oh oh oh

You got my stuff right yeah i got your stuff yes i’m getting your stuff now wait where’s your tombstone sydney where did sydney oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh breathe breathe you’re fine leslie you won’t die just slowly kill it you have bread okay munch the bread

The importance is staying calm cool and collected but here’s my problem is i might also die here no i’m gonna i’m gonna protect you oh he left me long ago you lovely i’m right here oh what i thought you loved that house oh no i’ve been fighting to

The death oh oh okay never mind sorry you’re good oh god oh leslie wait i’m dying i’m actually dying okay i’ll come help you the spawner thing in the middle oh god okay okay okay okay okay leave us alone oh this is so bad this is so bad

Leslie um i don’t have uh i don’t have the storage space okay okay okay here’s the deal just bring back our important things just bring back the slime shoes and the slingshot i also die right now no no no no you can’t die you can’t you can’t you’re our lad you have to

Bring all of our stuff so many zombies nope no secret don’t say that believe in yourself there are break the spawners break the spawners we’re so dude did you guys do that i’m a pin cushion something this is this is a struggle i need a hospital do we have a hospital

We do not have a hospital oh that’s fine this is fine oh great job guys we beat the dungeon i didn’t really find very much what’d you guys get ty no we did not beat the dungeon that dungeon beat leslie you got cool glasses um does anyone with a big sword want to

Come with us hampshire you know dropped all of our weapons um was that what yeah would you like to assist us back to the place because we have nothing to protect ourselves with oh you guys have nothing to worry about i cleared it out can i borrow your slime shoes then

I need those if you believe i’ll live then i’ll be right back considering you literally just died [Laughter] look guys let’s just travel by foot like the fellowship of the ring you know oh all right all right guys we’ll just go together i’ll go with you guys

Okay no slime shoes all right anyone would like to come with we’re going on a journey to rescue our stuff friends stick together wait sydney you’re i left before the speech which was totally motivational are you sure you cleared the spawners because i’m about to go down there by

Myself trust me sydney there’s absolutely nothing that could go wrong be careful if i die then what there’s one thing that could go wrong all right fellowship let’s go that far it’s just northeast all right let’s go let’s go let’s go i got my stuff

Now i just need to get out oh oh oh yeah we’re coming we’re coming all i have is bread and a stick but i’ll help leslie are you good back there um everyone’s going so fast i’m on my way but i lost you guys some fellowship wait what do you mean we’re

Having close up right here at the three of us yeah yeah yeah you’re like that one dude who stays back borrow me or whatever borrow me but you guys don’t watch lord of the rings oh god this is taking forever to get here but a wise man once said it’s not about

The destination it’s about the journey but we’re here we’re at the dungeon we made it i’m trying to find the entrance of the hill of the place i’m here but oh it’s where i am it’s exactly where i am oh okay okay oh it’s right here really

Okay could you get it yeah i’ll be right outside all right let’s get the heck out of here yeah let’s get out of here what a journey goodness gracious just like we planned it wait guys why is um why is there water here guys wait guys ava’s sabotaging the mission it’s drowning me

I don’t want anyone trying to drown us it was abe wait leslie you were trying to be you immersed wait what i got from the water for you guys can you believe leslie tried to drown us guys the imposter photo mount oh my god you got my stuff

Back what about my big sword you got my big oh i got it oh yes yes yes yes okay let’s go home wait where’s the big sword i don’t see it uh i dropped it uh your chest may be picked up oh yeah yeah he munched on it some skeleton

That you guys defeated came from cycuna’s want his sum in it to literally make the dungeon more harder wait when we died the first time he summoned the skeleton oh i think i kuno oh yeah i need it nice i kuno Thanks haikuno for the rage geez i heard that saikuno summoned a skeleton from his wand to make the dungeon harder is it true don’t lie is it true wow you guys are so fast to expose him to literally everyone yes yes he did to be a bunch of snitches you