– Ugh, why did we have to come all the way to the top of the mountain for snow? There’s plenty of it at the bottom. – For the experience. Everybody likes a good adventure. Right, Porkchop? – Yeah! I’m making a trail of snow pigs! – Of course. Let’s just hurry up though. It’s freezing up here. – Wow. That thing is seriously strong. – You’re telling me. – And it likes my snow pig! Can we keep it? Please?! – Fine. – What? Seriously? That thing just kicked me so hard, feathers fell out. That things a killing machine. – I’m gonna call you Beardy. – Hmm. That gives me an idea. – Uh, guys? Are we sure this is a good idea? – Of course it is. If we can figure out how to make this guy headbutt on command, we’ll be unstoppable. – But Beardy’s not violent. He’s a gentle soul! – Yeah, right. See how long it takes him to attack you. Oh, come on! This is taking forever! – Yeah, what’s wrong with it? Hello?! Come on, over here. Well, I guess this idea was a bust. – Wow! That was so impressive, Beardy! You’re so talented! – We are getting rid of that menace right now. – If you can get it away from Porkchop, be my guest. – [Porkchop] Ooh! – All right, one, two, three, four iron blocks and a pumpkin. I’ve really outdone myself this time. – A security system for your Lego brick of house. Really, just how smooth is your brain, Stan? – Well, my brain is actually full of wrinkles or blocks. I actually don’t know what is in my- – What, what is my name? – Huh? – My name! You, creator, who has given me life, what is my name? – Well, I hate this. – Uh, hadn’t really thought about that. – Am I to walk this earth with no name? Are you thoughtless, spiteful? Or maybe you find me burdensome. Is to be given consciousness not punishment enough? – He speaks to my soul. – Wow, you talk a lot. Well, let’s just make sure you don’t wander off. – A leash! Attached to a pole! Like, an animal, a dog. First, you refuse me the decency of identity and now you treat me like a monster. – Hm. Maybe the pumpkin with no face next time. Enjoy your thoughts or whatever. I’m gonna get back to mining. – Wait, Stan, you’re not going back into the strip mine, are you? – I am. How do you think I’m gonna replenish all that iron our operatic guard dog just used up? – Agony! I know nothing and all too much at the same time! My God, a deserter and miscreant. (golem grunts) – I’ve never felt more seen. – I don’t know, it didn’t seem great for your mental health. – Pshh. – [Golem] There is something at work in my soul which I do not understand. – [Stan] Chick, what are you doing? – Uh, I was, uh, I heard a zomb, skelet, spider climbing around and wanted to make sure it couldn’t get in. You’re up early. – Early? I wake up at exactly the same time every day. A few moments after closing my eyes, just like everyone else. – Uh, yeah. You’re right. Wow, it is hot in here? I’m going to go for a swim in the breeze. – Are you having a stroke? – Yes. – Chick, ready to go? I’m excited to go check out that abandoned mineshaft. – Yeah, about that, I was thinking maybe I could hang back for this one, make sure the Golem doesn’t get up to anything. – I tied him to that pole, “like an animal.” The only thing he’s gonna get up to is preparing a monologue. – Everywhere I see bliss, from which I alone am irrevocably excluded! – There’s no way he wrote that. – Excellent point. That’s why it will be good if I stay here. Maybe he’s been possessed or he’s defective. You two go, trust me. (Golem grunts) – Huh, maybe you’re right. Well, I’m getting hungry and I’ve only been standing. Let’s rock this (beep), Porkchop. See you tonight, Chick. – Hey, so you and I seem to be on the same page about a lot of stuff. – Are you, too, horrified inevitability of pain? – Sort of. I mostly just think this house looks really stupid. – It does look very bad. – Don’t you dare let go. – You seem very knowledgeable, Chick. One day, I hope to see the fullness of this world. – You know what? Screw this, you need to be free, Golem. Find your own path. – Thank you. I will not forget your kindness. – Chick, where hell is the Golem? – What is a life without love, loss, freedom, and adventure? Who are we to deny agency and ignore the passions of a unique and hopeful creature? Are we villains or are we gods? Is there even a difference- Video Information
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In this funny Minecraft animation, Stan Porkchop and Chick encounter a violent Goat in the mountain biome! But while it seems to …