I can’t function as a human but I’m a Minecraft pro

E Hello hi hi everyone hello hello chat hello hello hello hello welcome welcome uh welcome to Minecraft yeah hi hello hi how is everyone today hi I see little hearts dude that’s so cool though I can like see like hearts and reactions you guys do that that’s so cool can you tell another YouTube

Stream but yeah I hope everyone’s doing good today boy I getting banned I have a flight okay okay okay I feel like I started this smpp uh playing on this s SMP like during my break from stream so let me let me let me give you all a tldr on

This SMP okay so this smpp is the Farmland smpp it was made by girl spoken I would give spoken a shout out unfortunately I’m no longer on [Laughter] Twitch unfortunately I’m no longer on Twitch so um I can’t really do that but y know that’s a be made by girl spoken

Um it’s a it’s a lovely little um lovely little um Minecraft shmp it used to be a bit more active but I think since it’s been like a month it’s getting less active you know that’s what that’s what I’m oh about Minecraft servers with you know like I love playing Minecraft

Servers as much as a next guy but for some reason after like a month after a month Minecraft servers tend to just stop unless they’re like unless it’s like your only server you know what I mean like if you’re like with your friends on at like during like

Quarantine um and you only have like one like [ __ ] server you’re probably going to play in that server really often right but when you’re like a content creator like a Minecraft content creator like I don’t know s smps just get like you like stop playing after like a month which is

Crazy incredible well okay you guys want to give me you guys want me to give you guys a tour of the uh the SMP are you getting there I’m not getting I’m terraforming Chad you never understand what I’m trying to do Chad you never support me you guys hate

Me there you go okayo dirt cult no no dirt cult yes please okay okay hold on I don’t have my emot this is a problem moment my chef I’m sorry listen man listen if you want me to get emotes so badly you better watch every single one

Of my streams from here on out cuz cuz I’m going to need that I’m going to need every single way watch teams every single [ __ ] day so I can get like YouTube partner in a year if you don’t then it’ll be longer than a year I know I know pain pain chat it’s

Pain it’s what you get when you start as a as as as a new streamer you know Coco I miss I miss I miss being a to uh send Coco’s emo in chat well you can still I mean okay technically you can still send them on like Discord it’s

Fine I’ll figure it out one day hi Misty hi Misty hi I just public over yeah for me that a happening mate you hate me you hate me you want me to pee myself is this is this what you’re trying to say to me do you want

Me to piss myself right now but Misty hello dude I was going to say can someone give Misty a shout out out uh I really can’t cuz I’m no longer on Twitch just click on Misty’s profile find their twitch that way that’s how I’m trying to

Get people just just just look at them how are you I’m doing good I’m doing good what about you how have you been shout out yeah yeah that’s okay yeah pretend that works ah yes yes the the the ultimate shout out than thank you thank you Misty for existing we we appreciate you

I’m good too thank you yeah good to know good to know oh there but yeah this uh server has like a few mods on I it’s it’s it’s a custom made mod pack which honestly okay servers to make custommade mod packs I have like a LoveHate

Relationship with you cuz on one hand I love like seeing like new like mod packs and things like that on the other hand I have to learn everything now that Loop talking about what uh why I stop streaming on Twitch I’m going to assume that’s what you’re asking I feel

That’s like most people’s questions well why I stop streaming on Twitch is because I felt like it there’s an actual reason but uh I’m lazy and I’m a [ __ ] so you know those two things uh holding hands yeah yeah hello hello hello hello hello hello our plan our plan yeah our plan

Hearts hearts hearts hearts our plan is to first off get some [ __ ] get some [ __ ] um white picket fences okay because we need to we need to be cool Chad we need to be cool we need to um get these cute little fences up and running I wonder how much Picket Fences

Are is cool yeah and you get to like see them forever and ever and ever and ever ever ready myun mini Funko Pop calendar dude I’m so jealous to people who can get like get get [ __ ] who can get [ __ ] cuz I cannot get [ __ ] and um that is a

Problem that is a problem for me if I can’t get things I am upset also look at this little guy look at him look at him look at him hello oh I picked him up um sorry there sir it’s like quivering he’s quivering a bit why is he

Quivering why is he acting like you chat me when chat Quivers whenever whenever I Stream can’t prove it but I know yall do you like oh c cow you’re so cool and handsome and I want your babies yeah it’s scared of you no it’s not you’re so mean no it’s not it’s cuz it’s raining and it’s cold your devil I’m a cow I’m a cow I’m

Okay the way to to know if I’m a devil or a cow is to see my name okay my name is cow cow cow cow cow cow therefore I am a cow cow cup cow is a cow cow I feel like that’s pretty easy to understand man all of the above

Nuh-uh okay oh my God D Gorgon can I just say okay I’m pretty sure that’s like from like some reference thing that I don’t understand right but I have beef with whoever has a name like demig Gorgon you want to know why it’s because it’s because yeah I play those like you

Know those like iio like agario or like tile tilean iio or like snake IO every single time there’s going to be like a player named like Dem gorgon and I and I would just like h I just keep losing to the guy you know and I know it’s like a bot but

Like well how dare you how dare you priz I’m sorry I remember me actually no I don’t remember you whoa uh who who who who are yes I remember you sweetheart yes of course I REM CH I have really good memory when it comes to Chatters not really that’s a

Lie I try to have good memories with Chatters okay I may not be very active Community wise I may not hang out with you guys every single day on the Discord but I try Okay chat I genuinely do try to remember you guys and if you if you

If I don’t remember you then I guess I hate you yeah that’s that’s the conclusion you’re supposed to make mhm I am am’s dead yeah tacos a excuse you excuse you EXC excuse you excuse no you excuse you just excuse you how dare you how dare you we appreciate you thank you

Conclusions are amazing so true conclusions they they sum up things and that’s I like that I like it when conclusion sum up things cuz cuz then I get the tldr whoa I know crazy I like like okay pros and cons of YouTube con I can’t have emotes Pros you guys can just

Keep spamming like hearts and [ __ ] like that I can see that like on you guys are like spamming like the hearts honestly no I I do this I do the same thing I do the same thing I didn’t even know it was a feature kako is McDonald’s Sprite what does that mean

Huh what how did you draw that conclusion sweetheart who let him build shut up but yeah know in this mod pack there’s this thing called like mythical agriculture uh which basically if you get four wither Stars you can fly you can just straight up fly four with stars

In like an argument and like to a premium if I’m not mistaken you can just straight up fly you be like oh what the hell so premium cowcow it’s something that takes a lot of [ __ ] waiting to get well not if you’re me cuz I live in

Shmeep schmor and a lot of people live in schme schmor so I don’t really have to wait because it’s you’re not normal Sprite you’re Sprite yeah so true he did I did what what did I do what did I do what did I do this time what are you guys blaming

For this time huh it it feels like I can never do anything right with you guys it’s always cow cow cow cow you left the stove you left the stove on cow cow cow cow you smell like [ __ ] cow cow I [ __ ] myself cow cow I hate you cow cow like

What do I do with that H chat feel like I’m always a bad guy with you guys that’s exactly what I said yeah what yeah yeah see see see even chan chan is [ __ ] like Chan is shocked CH is CH is dumbfounded Minecraft terrari I like both games but

Recently I’ve been really oh my God no I [ __ ] you not recently I’ve been really into like playing Hypixel again if you didn’t know I used to be like a big like like bedw Wars guy right I I used to like enjoy bedw Wars a lot and

Um now like I I I had like a big break from bedwars and I’m slowly like finding like interest in it again I remember those days yeah dude I kind of okay on one hand I kind of want to have a bedwar stream on the other hand why the [ __ ]

Would I do that ever just why why put myself through the pain and torture of playing bedw Wars on stream right it’s it’s painful enough off stream I I don’t need that pain on stream okay if you guys want to see me cry you pay M you pay me money to do

That you don’t I don’t do that [ __ ] for free I would never I would never cry for free okay my tears are precious and they they’re they cost money cuz K I’m I’m Kidding because as VI I am very considerate and if you say otherwise uh [ __ ] you [ __ ] you die [ __ ] you eat [ __ ] eat [ __ ] eat balls balls expensive exactly ex thank you thank you thank you I’m glad someone gets it expensive tears expensive tears because I’m so awesome and handsome and expensive yeah

Yeah yeah okay the people that don’t like him that’s not true I love people who don’t like me because they’re the only ones that make sense how can you like me no tell me Chad how can how can you like me ever I think that people who like me

Have some form of mental illness and if you say otherwise look in the mirror [ __ ] okay listen listen you’re going to look at me in your mirror and tell me you guys don’t have mental illnesses come on now come on thank you thank you thank you for coming to my TED talk I’m

Unstable I can’t argue with that yeah yeah how are you by the way Asha I thought I was I thought like I wasn’t going to see you ever again but you’re still here not that I’m complaining in fact I’m very happy about that but H at this big little fenced area I I can come back in the weekends ah ah I see I see I see I see how it is I see what’s happening here that guy is very kid I am very kid-friendly if if you say otherwise you’re wrong and your parents don’t love

You and you might be like oh that’s that’s not true CA my parents love me very much and to that I say no they don’t I love you very much more than your parents love you I’m I’m I’m sorry Chad like yeah you don’t understand Chad you guys are like a little

Kid God no I I can’t say that the straight face ew I hate you guys I hate all of you guys you guys are suck you you know all those streamers who like I’m so happy to have such a precious little Comm that’s not me

That’s not me okay I hate you guys you guys suck ass you guys smell I take like one whiff of chat and I and I want to like piss myself that’s how bad you smell chat and you guys you guys like it when I say things like that so

Like on the one hand I don’t want to compliment you on the other hand if I don’t compliment you you’ll like it anyways you know probably if so what is it oh no it’s a it’s a custom made mod pack by uh spoken yeah you want kakosi

To manipulate me yeah I like Misty’s like little like like do I I read okay question chat how do you guys read like emo cons like you know the colon I read that as like everything at that I see it so if if if you ever see me text you

Like the colon 3 just know that the noise I’m trying to make [Laughter] is yeah like how loves his viewers yes uhhuh yep totally no yeah yeah that’s that’s so True like like yeah a very kid thank you thank you thank you listen I try my best to be um e for all ages yeah e for E for ergonomics yeah if you want your little your two-year-old siblings to watch me you they you you

You can you can just put me on and I I’m I’m so kid-friendly you know the the Happy Gas I I read it as the Colon D I read as and then like the sad face it’s more like [Laughter] a little noises make my brain happy how

Loves I do love lying I love you guys I wonder if you can have like wood quarter that’d be really hot and sexy And no okay you can’t oh [ __ ] to be kind of exactly kako is E for for every mil I don’t know how to break break this to you champ but mil has mil no it’s okay I changed my mind I changed my mind I I choose I choose to be a good person

Today I say after you think like I have your family subm mention so I’ll be like I I placed a pip Brum in your fridge oh oh that’s well that was a that was a a statement and a Half cool I’m not really sure how to respond to your chat kind of scared not going to lie kind of want to piss my pants will I piss my Pants maybe was your online in what do you mean an Insider what does that mean what words are you what are you what are you you what what okay okay okay I wish I could I wish I could like speak Spanish Chad like specifically Spanish okay if like listen man me

Speaking both English and Indonesian is not enough I need to be able to speak Spanish [ __ ] I I need to be able to speak every single language in the entire world and if and if I don’t get that U I’ll just cry every night you might be like CCO you’re not getting

That right now anyways to sell our friends to One Direction together okay I mean okay but what are the ethics of sending someone to One Direction I got to go get ready uh for to uh get up early tomorrow hope you have a good stream coo byebye have a

Nice yeah go it’s incredible chat stre stre gas lik and manipulates chat CH exactly see that’s um that’s um that’s how it’s meant to be yeah and if if any ever other streamer says that that’s bad and not ethical [ __ ] you just [ __ ] you don’t you dare question me [ __ ] I’m

Cow cow I’ll have you know my dad is Bill Gates okay my dad my dad my dad is Bill Gates and uh in fact uh my other dad is Jeff Bezos they’re gay my dads are gay and they’re Bill Gates and Jeff Bezos yes yes my who’s another rich person I feel like

I don’t know enough rich people um like who’s rich who the [ __ ] Rich the king of England my uncle’s the king of England until uh I get streak freezes dwelling go oh I hate dwelling go so much my father is Batman my father owns

Microf oh I know a rich guy is it you bases not like it’s not basas how the [ __ ] am I supposed to say it basos Jeff bases bases Bas Bas Jeffrey Bas uh could sent me an email oh my God was he like asking for money and then we

Can return back on an in investment 10times am oh wow did you take it you should I heard really good um deal yeah how’s it moving to YouTube doing honestly it’s been doing pretty good I’m been chill chat how do you like my YouTube stream H type type type on

One if you hate me and you want me to piss [ __ ] and cry type of two if you want to make out with me hard really hard you might be like cow’s Earnie in between no [ __ ] you one okay well damn it guess I hate myself I don’t know what the appropriate

Reaction is cow cow [ __ ] I 1 plus 2al 3 3 1 Point five actually I said there’s in between [ __ ] oh my God hello Assa how come how come you what how come Assa gets a hello but Calo doesn’t get a Hello I’m kidding I’m kidding I’m

Kidding I’m kidding I love ASA asa’s like my favorite that’s a lie you know who my real favorite is me myself I’m my favorite I’m hot and sexy and yeah I’m approachable hello hello did I tell you guys I downloaded to a dating app I’m uh if you see a socially

Inept Cowboy un like Tinder please know that it is just a phase it’s just a phase chat I’m going to delete it soon okay it’s just a phase okay I don’t know how YouTube chat works I get that get that three you think he’s hot as [ __ ] who’s he you talk to other

Streamers you better not I should be the only streamer in your life and if you say otherwise you I’ll cry rough moment what what what I do wrong this time why do you guys just hate me is everything I do wrong to you guys is it CU I’m Gay ow oh I’m starving oh I’m oh whoa where’s my steak whoa it’s just a face it’s just a silly little face nose caka you’re better than Twi twinder Tinder what is the public smpp will you be mad if I say Never I’m just lazy okay I don’t want to have to do things that requires effort and if you know if you know the number one rule of my stream it’s never put in effort and uh and so you’ll never be disappointed okay if you never put an

Effort then you always know that you could do better and this is not your Optimum Point okay if you put in too much effort and you don’t get what you want you’ll just be sad so put no effort is this bad advice yes do I care no hating

People I mean your grandfather’s kind of right everyone’s a little bit gay everyone everyone on the outside on the outside is a little bit gay you might be like don’t you mean on the inside cow cow no on the outside on the outside everyone’s gay just a little bit there

There’s there’s no there’s no 100% like me I’m not 100% gay I’m 150% oh yeah did you see that one tweet was like if being gay is a spectrum then supposedly there’s someone who’s the gayest out of everyone I I wonder how like okay I wonder how like gayness could be

Measured you know oh I’m just missing one oh okay homophobic yeah I guess like I guess little gay there’s no such thing as a gay look no not gay look I mean like how do you measure like gay nus like the idea of being gay can you

Measure that can you measure that in a per like for me for like for me I’m like yeah I told you I’m like 150% gay supposedly someone’s at least like a th% Gay you know why are we having this conversation chat what’s wrong with me men is one of the gayest people on earth I mean whatever you say man honestly up to you sure why not why not I guess question mark look at this I’m getting 78% I get

That uh do we have any more fences we don’t okay [ __ ] I need I need Sticks have 16 sticks nice homie rule dating your homie ain’t no gay so it is safe huh you think yeah chat I am actively trying to find a boyfriend and I am not succeeding very well and it’s making me very sad was wa are you gay quiz possibly possibly so

True Chad I’m I’m trying I’m trying Chad I wish I had a boyfriend he might be like God damn it cting not again shut up you are you are my entertainment you might be like oh c don’t you mean that you’re are entertainment cuz you’re the stream no you are my

Entertainment you are my entertainment and as my entertainment you guys have to support Me not sure if that’s how it works but it is now you’re to be entertained by cowcow nuh I literally just said otherwise Taco doesn’t entertain financially or mentally both mostly financially stop stop deceiving you how what am I deceiving you with well let me show you guys

Spawn okay so this ah I’m in the floor this is the spawn of Farmland SMP it’s a very cute little SMP I’m not sure I know One S let me like par here very pretty it’s a thing you see on like my thumbnail a bit laggy around here I’m not sure

Why but yeah it’s so pretty here’s some shops that are currently being made what’s this Curiosities lroom what the hell okay what happened to all the Wither skulls um funky okay hi hi hi hi Hi how are You oh shroom Master he’s so silly looking oh I’m lagging shroom Master lagged my game no no stop we can help maybe no I’m good I’m good laau I got McDonald’s yesterday I don’t know why the trash is still on my desk Maybe because I’m sad okay I’ll hear shom dude my Minecraft’s

Lagging because of shroom master I can’t load it help it’s lagging Chad no pain pain every every day is just another another day of pain over here in this in this chat f f in the CH F in the chat for my my poor poor [ __ ] my poor poor [ __ ]

Minecraft L don’t L me I said L execute sh shro Master looks at someone else I can’t do that chat oh God oh God F oh my God it’s actually not oh I closed it I closed my Minecraft Elgato no signal wait wait hold your horses wait

Wait wait hold on a second chat why are there 38 votes on did you like the video yes but only 29 likes that’s not how it works chat that’s not how it works that you can only click the yes if you’ve already liked it I mean it’s okay chat has no literacy

But that’s okay Elgato I’m reloading my Minecraft wait wait be patient I’m reloading okay it’s it’s just a bit laggy okay my my PC isn’t the best and I I’d appreciate it if where are my [ __ ] toggles I’d appreciate it if you guys were being nice to me okay I’m Trying why we just play sua game because I’m playing Minecraft because Minecraft say that to himself but I’m saying that to you guys also I have bread on my desk and I don’t know why who gave me this why is there just bread on my Oh it’s good Bread yummy bir it’s quite Delicious we’re going to be banned from me eating bread I’m pretty sure I’m pretty sure you know eating bread on stream is not illegal you guys want some I can feed it to your mouth like mouth the mouth like make out with you guys I can do that come Here no I’m sorry you should ask for More mouth to mouth yeah look come here come here chat I’m going to have to drink water but while the while the food’s in my Mouth there you go there you Go no no no stop no [ __ ] what the the [ __ ] do you mean stop no what what do you have a problem with me and my kisses what if I want to make out with my Chat we demand bread [ __ ] Okay I demand you to shut the [ __ ] okay Minecraft loaded H Minecraft’s loaded can we have some POG in chat oh my God okay so it’s my brother’s birthday tomorrow right and uh my dad was like my dad was like like C like do you want to eat lunch or dinner for your brother’s

Birthday and I was like why the [ __ ] are you asking me it’s not my birthday oh God I’m lagging stop stop stop that Meet The Peasants please Kissed you I’m not going to look at that guy again that guy [ __ ] lagged me out oh yeah here are the shops this is a little potato shop um yeah nothing’s really here yet there are baked potatoes or not I lied question mark I’m watching in China it’s very

Like why are you watching in China closed opening soon and here are some of things here whoa that’s a big ass dog I I forget that the dogs are like so big in this mod pack I wonder if there is like a like a water breathing like what’s it called

Again augment okay okay so there is uh nope there’s none okay well I kind of like my hat cuz it’s first off my hat is cute as [ __ ] second off makes things cheaper the audio is jittery for me Why how do I do that how do I fix it wait which audio my voice is my voice no no no not the scuff no no no no no no no no no no no how how how how laggy your voice is fine music the it’s okay we don’t have to play with

Music you don’t have to listen to music but yeah and here’s the little town center you can play your own music Little Town Center and um uh or not I’m I’m actually not sure where the town turn is no shro master but this is and this is Mora he is the

Mayor of the Town yeah I’m not really sure what the end event is not going to lie I feel like might have missed it oh candy Happ eat you nice no shroom Master yeah wait where the [ __ ] am I going where am I going where am I

Going where am I going where am I going hold on don’t tell spoken okay no if no one needs to know this is the maze from the cornfield thingy last time um I don’t know why it’s closed off there was like a event here as well with

Like the shooting range and like the shops in here as well it’s so cute why is there a Panda in there huh I’m already playing my own music yeah the community is saying he just to sober and depressed I am okay first off I am so I am not

Sober I am sober I’m I’m joking I’m joking oh my God CH I’m sober I’m sober I I’ve never gotten drunk before did you know that bad uh it is but should be watch when I’m back home okay have a nice I appreciate you being here but

Yeah think Str now chat yeah cuz I want to get I want to get every single mushroom there is so what we’re going to do we’re going to walk around and we’re going to try and find mushrooms oh and saplings cuz if you don’t know my little

Like uh the little farm structure there it’s not finished yet I’m planning to get every single flower every single sapling and every single Mushroom in there so Yeah it’s going to be a bit hard let me show you what the mushrooms spawn in there are those kinds of mushrooms and there’s also the mushrooms that oh free sapling mine surv I’m in I’m in survival I just can fly uh let me find an example okay this

One things like these chat so these things you break them sometimes they will spawn a mushroom other times they don’t ah it’s kind of like a h or Miss I guess they never miss huh you want a boyfriend kiss you I kiss you I’m I’m so sad and lonely Chad when is

It my turn huh or maybe I should become like I should join like a K-pop group so I’m not allowed to date so I have an excuse and I’ll get plastic surgery while I’m added to so I’ll be hot he is God sacrifice the to the children are you guys the children I

Wonder how many tr get their reference reference to to so going it be a bit hard like my heart I have a hard heart it oh yeah I mean I feel like everyone got the reference that was like really popular I’m a girl but I’d be

Kind of dating da you for two minutes for two minutes forget it forget it sweetheart ew take your crusty Dusty disgusting ass [ __ ] lips off me go away sh I’m not cheap [ __ ] I get if I get a partner it’s going to be someone who loves me for years on end okay

Okay at this point honestly I’m willing to take anyone who uh who tells me they love me in the next like one second one okay no one loves me damn it damn it cow cow no one loves you and you suck ass there’s nothing there this sucks I love

You yeah hold on let me see if the music uh will start working CH typ all one of the music is bad right now type of two of the music music’s good right now again everyone say I love you yeah yeah love see mushroom spawn slippery Jack who the [ __ ]

Jack two two was two good or bad it’s too amazing and spectacular or oh it’s lagging cowo so you’ll date me you’ll take me uh anyways CH it’ll take anyone okay maybe not anyone they have to be like really rich like a million dollars per second

Rich o ooh boy if I could get myself a man who makes a million dollars a second oh Yo hello I’ve always wanted to kill one H he just died hello holy [ __ ] sometimes I forget this sword is like really [ __ ] strong like me like me I’m so Bing strong well I’m out of uh I’m out of the roster do be like that sometimes did you know what Chad I’ve

Never been rejected my entire life cow cow in his entire life has never been rejected once okay ignore the fact that I’ve only asked once I’ve never got un rejected ever so like in a relationship understandable yeah I’m Bing strong dude you’re a gremlin [ __ ] you uhuh will you take

Future payments of future money oh my God depends is it like a billion dollars money I swear one day chat one day people are going to be like ooh this vtuber is so greedy he only wants he only talks to his viewers cuz he Ow he only talks to his we cuz he wants money yeah he only wants money he he only wants to uh to uh eat [ __ ] and die I question mark I’m ping out peace bye-bye have a nice sweetheart okay chat here’s the plan chat okay well I’m looking for a

Mushrooms we should actually instead gather Cobblestone cuz I do want to start building uh things for our little area we okay these these things these Rocky stones are good oh whoa whoa Hello these Rocky stones are good we also need like normal Stone and so we can build a little village near where uh our our base is and you might be like C cow what what why why would you make a little base okay like you already have a base that I say

I don’t know okay I I like building things and um if you say otherwise how would you know you’re not me you’re not me mix out with You why the [ __ ] is there a polar B hello hello there sir um I don’t know how you got here why you are here or if you’re going to hurt me or not but uh before that happens actually you know what I can do chat watch this oh he didn’t die he didn’t

Die guys was that Freddy fmer was that FY F yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah that’s what you door Chat there you go okay okay we’re so cool we’re so cool I’m so hot and so sexy and this is why everyone loves me so very much oh that’s not good let’s just ignore that then is that the worldwide uh renowned billionaire streamer c c yeah polar OB a hope habitat yeah so

True are you winning son okay that depends if you take flying over the world and what the [ __ ] is that if you take flying over the world admiring um nothing attempting to get materials to build [ __ ] as winning then yes I am winning oh I’m Lagging not again stop it stop it you can’t do this to me stop stop stop stop it stop oh okay it’s stopped it’s stopped it stopped it stopped it’s stopped let’s go let’s go configuration okay so we have a bit of Rocky Stone we might need

More but I feel like at the moment okay let’s just grab a bit more Rocky St F again sh no no no no no no no no no repeat repeat after me Chad how’s PC super strong and will never lag ever again not on stream it will it will never ever lag on

Stream that is simply not something my PC would ever do to me cuz it loves me very much more than loves more than you guys love me do you reckon okay I actually wonder you know you ever a Wonder chat right you’re sitting there and like surely you you there’s like cuz Okay

Surely there’s someone in the world who likes you the most right Chan like out of anyone in the world surely there’s like one person who likes you the most even if no one like like likes you you know like even everyone hates you there’s got to be one person

Who tolerates you the most you know what I mean just ever think about how like you’re never going to be able to know that like you’re you’re never going to be able to know like you might know who your favorite person is right you might know who your favorite person in the

Entire world is but you don’t know if you’re their favoritest person in the entire world or perhaps if someone else someone else likes them even more than you like them you know just kind of funky hi hi hi Frey I stream what time does it start

For you uh stream starts like 7:00 p.m. for me man see like I have no enemies me yeah yeah I’m new here hi new here I’m also new here this is like my second stream ever I I find it really funny uh that like before I started streaming I had

Like two th000 people already following me that’s great Chad that’s good one of my proudest moments for real for Real okay let’s go back let’s go back and let us SK out a nice little area for us to build up everything but over here I reckon I don’t know whose Beast Nest this is first three two CHS and went to your Twitch so yeah it’ll be Elected okay I do want to terraform this little area but I also think it’d be really cute if we didn’t so what I’m going to do is going to put water down I’m going to break Everything my name is mikas oh hello I’m not going to remember that I’m I I’m not going to lie I’m really I’m really bad with names I’m not going to be able to remember that I swear I feel like like someday way back then someone’s probably like told me

Like something that they regreted telling me you know and like they’re still thinking about attitudes cuz I have things that i’ I’ve told people that I completely regret like saying but like I’m pretty sure they don’t remember anymore I just regret saying it you know and I feel like it’s probably happened

At least once in chat for someone to like tell me something they didn’t want to tell me but I just completely forgot oh hi y welcome welcome what this girl Grand doing I’m getting rid of the flowers how are you editing while live streaming I’m not editing while live

Streaming God I wish I had the ability to do that that’s crazy we have too many flowers hi goober it’s hexy hi yes how are you I’m kidding hi where is it just you and me in a wage stop Stop [ __ ] sorry Chad stop dying shut the Sh shut up 2.29 we’re at 2.29k wa since when since when Chad I didn’t I wasn’t aware of that I like I like how like I just don’t my brain just doesn’t on stream stop it stop it stop with the lag stop it going to pee myself and if I pee myself what

What would you do chat huh would you clean it up for me I don’t think so sorry sorry what sorry that I’m dying you’re sorry that I’m dying Ah that’s all yep yep yep oh my God wait I just had a thought chat listen into me listen to me anime

The anime girl girl girl girl excuse you I am a very handsome young man [ __ ] you also it’s it’s it’s your OBS Al to animeo uh yeah clear I am a very masculine man I am so masculine you you you don’t even you don’t even know it Chad you don’t even

Underneath underneath my my lovely cute little pink apparel I am a buff strong man yeah yeah little guy I am no I am no longer a silly little guy I am a big big man big man and you will refer to me as such you’ll call me Big Man cow cow big man

Big strong man big strong man cowcow big handsome buff muscular sorry I’m just thinking about man now stop it stop it stop it like a house I’m trying to terraform an area to build like I like a little little house thing okay okay we have poles but I prefer

Using the ones and twos so chat okay type a one if over here in this little place we should make like like a mini Cafe like a small little cafe type it two if you think uh we should rather place like I don’t know something else

In there cuz I feel like okay cuz cafes we could just have like a bigger CAF stop it stop it stop it stop stop no how it’s it’s it’s pretty fun I mean it’s my second time we could have a better Cafe like more stop it stop lagging like uh more towards

Like like this side you know like this side we could have a cafe here instead and that’d be a lot cuter but like over here we have like a lot of area to just like casually work with also I think someone changed our mind about living there it’s really sad you

Sound so terrified yeah it’s cuz my stream keeps lagging out I don’t know chat chat give me give me ideas what what would a little town have huh a sweater does it make you The stop it that scared Me yeah I I I guess I I guess maybe here where’s eye have saon what the [ __ ] suck on these nuts I wasn’t able to do these nuts joke I just wanted to tell you that just suck on these nuts fure yeah what do you okay cuz I want to

Put like a little like pathway here you know like a little pathway we are Pathways there Okay I have an idea I have an I have an idea chat I have a lovely good good idea we’re going to need that that okay let’s do it like that and then let’s check a with sheep thingies at least be one Indo moded in my little

City yeah you yeah yeah there should shouldn’t there Um uh but grab that and let’s go find some sheep okay it’s worse now what you me we’re face to face but we don’t see eye to eye one sheep I Shear it first uh thank you you’re naked and now your soul is mine yippe uh okay we’re going to focus mostly on

Getting white tool because dip do miss with dead dipus dip doers dipis yeah yeah that’s sorry did you guys see the you guys see the name of that big peeee forgot to watch your first stream on YouTube I remember this one I hope you’re having fun I am having fun I’m

Glad you made it to the to the to the next stream yeah so we need to kill 8 * 4 what’s 8 * 4 Chad Chad what’s 8 * 4 32 we need to kill 32 32 32 32 sheep uh so we can get some sheep seeds and you might be like what

What what the what the what the hell are sheep seeds uh they are seats that that that that that grow sheep plants it exists you’re already naked what the hell who took off your clothes well well whoever did that your mom’s a hoe who did that how do you see the Sheep well

Yep yeah mhm we technically do have like we have string we have string we can make wolf however I do just want like a little sheep farm uh because it just makes the process that much easier you know what I mean chat like I don’t have to go

Through all that crafting I hate crafting you might be like oh c if you hate crafting why are you playing a game called Minecraft [ __ ] you Trail makers a German Super Tank called I can’t read that it’s a night because it’s massive I mean I’m assuming it is holy hell

Tank Birch probably one of my favorite trees it’s hated because everyone’s jealous I think okay I think Birch honestly I didn’t like Birch I I loved Birch at the first at the start and then I started lightting Birch because it was too overused okay it was too overused

People got too excited to see a light type of wood right uh to the point where they just kind of you know built it all without any like textures I was like ew why are you making it look like that right but but I’m slowly coming back on

To Birch cuz Birch is not that bad it’s just it’s just it’s too overused that’s why yeah I how today I think it Bobo well like Spruce Spruce again Spruce one of my favorites but because it’s slowly starting to get a bit more overused started to be a little bit more

On it you know what I mean like I like variety at the moment my now favorite wood is oak oak I really like Oak I like how old it feels like it’s old restic Minecraft you know die please excuse me you but yeah hi I’m back hi back I’m Kak harder is fantastic yeah I I I I understand though I understand Birch lovers okay you are you are not alone I think most likely I mean got to be someone else who okay who likes Birch yeah uh Land Cruiser oh okay okay I caused like 12 injuries that’s

Okay the thing is right in my household we don’t get Christmas presents but every single Christmas my mother puts up a Christmas tree she she decorates a Christmas it would be like she would start in November and then finish in December for for the Christmas tree sometimes she would finish quicker so

We’d have a christm Christmas tree in November and my friends would come over be like why the hell do you have a Christmas tree in November and I just have to tell them like my mom my mom she made a Christmas tree in oer I’m going to go sleep byebye good

Night what’s her name name again [ __ ] I forgot starts with an M you remember that much Misa I might be wrong I might be wrong who knows fine it’s fine okay I I may not remember it’s Okay she for uh lights and realize the lights are 28 M long excuse me Whoa okay okay because [ __ ] I have bad memory okay I’m sorry man uh I told you I had bad memory bro I have bad memory I wasn’t lying when I said I had bad memory I am from I don’t know which country that is and I’m stupid okay I’m

Stop stupid I’m stupid and I’m bad at memory okay what do you want from me I’m a [ __ ] I’m a I’m a I’m a I’m a Vtuber I’m a vtuber I’m stupid you might be like oh cow cow vtubers aren’t stupid I’ve seen some really Smart Ones well I’m one of the ones that are stupid okay I’m one of the ones that are dumb dumb little dumb Dums like the movie what movie what a movie NY bro

What what are you going to make fun of me again what if I cry what if I cry would you still make fun of me if I cried ah how do you not know a movie ET I thought it was a song by Katy Perry terrestrial the song by Katy Perry I

Love Katy Perry guys guys I can’t play Katy Perry on stream anymore weird alien dude the only weird alien dude I know is that one Chinese movie with like the fuzzy little green thing nice quote once again C what did I quote guys I have bad

Memory said and is named Elliot and mine is Elliot you have an ET nope I don’t nuh-uh again I am stupid and I am dumb and you might be like those are synonyms cow and to that I say I repeat I am an idiot I am an imbecile

I am a nink poop I don’t know any other words for dum dum start bling you more D I’m chat I didn’t know you were like that ooh raar question mark I don’t know I don’t know what the appropriate response is to that big tank

On on your Discord server I mean up to you you can do whatever you want to do AA will not support you nor will he uh not not support you not in the way where it’s like I won’t say whoa but like I’m not going to like force you

That’s what I meant yeah that’s the word I that’s the word I was searching for sometimes words are hard chat okay like you can’t expect me to know the English lexicon okay I have a quite limited vocabulary maybe if you cry I’ll give you chil chil oh there’s sheep in here

Die Your Voice Change short really accurate I know I know it is I know it is I know it’s ACC accurate that’s why I made it yeah no uh yeah listen mat if you if you’re going to have to watch my you’re going to have to get used to like me

Changing my voice in the middle of stream and if you’re not used to it suck a dick dumb [ __ ] oh chest there you go lovely uh what do I want what do I want what do I want what do I want I want Pikachu you Okay or I lied hello H oh there it is whoa water cookies called cookies where the [ __ ] did my thingy go oh there it is bacon called Bacons but you bake cookies why are cookies called cookies and Bacons called Bacons you can bake cookies and you can bake

Cookies yo you can bake cookies no [ __ ] way I’m sorry I’m sorry that that’s mean I’m I’m I’m mean I’m mean you’re also going to have to get used to that I don’t mean it but I find it funny to be like mean I I just like like the like like

Shocked face you can bake cookies and you can bake cookies honestly Peak Humanity moment okay we need Pentium need Pentium we need Solium seed based F I’m lazy just no I’ll work with that later me and it’s my first language get good question mark not really sure how you want me to respond to that get good simply get good okay hold on I am trying to find I am trying to find something hold on I don’t know what I’m trying to find

Your hard question mark I’m trying to find your heart maybe I am maybe I am maybe I’m not uh stall ideas Minecraft we should probably go to spawn we can probably like get some references from Spawn actually the child is life I’m not a child I’m an adult I’m a big boy now you guys know this stop it guys I’m not a small little baby boy

Anymore Dad I think go to what was it called again Dad I go to Fashion school you can’t do this to me dad I’m going to Fashion School C Bacons there you go yeah I know I know I just like [ __ ] around man why are you so I’m

Not yeah I wanted to check out like the little stalls here at the farmers market they’re very cute and Okay we should have something similar to that at our base me things I like the Quilted wool that’s Good Stockade Fence what the [ __ ] is a stockade fence protect the child again still not a [ __ ] child okay okay what’s your favorite food you um let’s see what nice Woods there are or we could go with the normal looking wood as well that’s also possible

Uh there you go I’m not edible kind Sir Whatever you mean whatever what do you mean you hate me you you want me to pee myself so uh you can’t keep eating shatters [ __ ] you [ __ ] I get to do what I want how do I make a v villager breeding Farm how do I do

That how how do what do what do need villager farm question mark can we I have another question can we make a villager breeder if it’s like if it’s um if it’s uh if if they if they don’t have they don’t have like um um they

Don’t have like um like they can’t like um what the [ __ ] why am I so stupid they can’t like uh like like like like like like like if they cannot like um if you if you as can you delete a message if you if you if you I’ll delete a

Message question mark you know which one oh oh what did I do what did I do I did something on accident cow cow are you having a stroke no English please kind Sir i b c d f g h i j k a l p you s t b x y and z so let’s say we make like little like areas here language not alphabet I’ll you see your YouTube chat I get that I get that I get what you mean

Um okay we’ll figure out roads later for now what cowcow wants to do what C’s going to Silly Willy do Silly Willy ah I said the word Willy is he’s going to make boats okay so boys the plan is simple we make boat we make boat

We put the Villager in boat we uh we leave villager here with the boats and profit Yes okay got a few boats got any nuclear launch Coates unfortunately no sad face I’m like really stupid okay villager hello vill sure whoa why is there none there that’s weird villager chat can you call the Villager can you call out the villagers chat villager where are you Villagers I hear you hello here comes the boy oh boy welcome get in there yeah okay Al some action say otherwise that’s not the place I was meant to be still not the place I meant to be I did that wrong [ __ ] [ __ ] hello there sir you are um what are you Carpenter

Um not anymore question mark you don’t even have like maybe I should have like a neat hold on maybe like I should like pick pick which villagers I like + 10 = 11 plus that’s not true Spruce Village let’s see what do your clothes look like oh free [ __ ] oh

Free [ __ ] why am I grabbing this I don’t need to grab this I have so much gear hi Kaka I’m back hi back okay CH okay Chop on a scale of 1 to 10 what do we think about this weapon Smith’s armor I mean like clothing do we like it do we want

It is this what we what we what we need in this Life two what about this guy he’s a Knit Wit he’s Useless Coco will be pronounced Coco Wonder Coco oh what’s this oh bread okay why am I grabbing it I don’t need it this might be a bit too small for a village for us to steal people from without seeing like okay so this is a good guy like he’s a good solid little farmer

Guy so now you are my property hippity hoppity you’re you are my property okay let’s go Somewhere you always have to get so true you always have to get free things no you’re right backrack back track damn it I mean it’s fine you can stay there I guess let’s go find some more villagers how again how do you make a villager like Farm who knows sweetheart please stop [ __ ]

Saying that sh bad bad we don’t make jokes like that on this stream okay this is my warning we don’t make jokes like that on this stream I want You I I I like grabbing like different like villager Clothings um so I could get like a variety you know what I mean uh this one okay let’s f3b make sure we don’t Go where the [ __ ] are you going hello hello bit your thingy right over here hello H where are you going where are you going sweetheart where are you heading off to there you go we’re we’re going back this direction boats can fly yeah can they that’s crazy I haven’t eaten dinner

Yet now I could eat dinner or I could keep streaming or I could do both at the same Time get a job get a job get this job get this job good job Okay look at me come here come here come here come here come here come here come here keep going keep going good boy ooh go eat dinner no I’m playing Minecraft [ __ ] I told you to come Here there you go perfect do it I don’t even have food now they’re best friends two Bros Ching in a hot tub 5T apart cuz they’re not that’s a horse oh yeah these things all have mushrooms and I lied do it mushroom I got wood hey guys what are

You normal villager okay you’re mine now you’re my friend now we’re having soft tacos later I don’t have Slime my villager my filler heat disappeared my filler Um um oopsies There Goes My villager I guess [ __ ] make a sacrifice bit or I could just keep breeding villager that that that should be like it’s fine I I I want you give me you you are M now let’s hope this Works just keep disapp okay okay I won’t take any more villagers I I understand a breeding pit how do I get a breeding pit yeah they’re just oh oh God okay um No get in there no get in there one of you guys get in there no no no no no no okay there you go they’re trapped good so you watch out the villagers breed holy [ __ ] hell that’s haunting I love it okay where do we want to put the Villager breeder

Thing we could I I need to search up can villager beers be made if the thingy isn’t you know isn’t doing the thing can villager breed without If Mob griefing is Off ah no they can’t yeah so we’re just going to have to steal them Chad we’re just going have to steal their children we steal villagers that’s really annoying don’t work with Ming off Yeah at least we have those guys I guess the other ones keep disappearing though I wonder if we can take like villager children Mon Mon Mone okay wait wait I am making brain moves Uh okay let’s see if there’s any babies over here we’re looking out for a noise Eal I can’t pick that guy up we want the ones to go you can steal them and still pick them up so it’s easier to transport children pit or are there like any other kind of like Methods there’s like adult villagers but they’re a bit hard to like Kidnap there might not be any more babies left any villes why are you blocked off oh that’s why okay sharpness four interesting hello you’re not a baby um there might not be any more babies left and just a pit in general I guess we need mob griefing we need mob griefing

Bad like okay if you didn’t know chat this mod pack you can just straight up pick things up okay and we’re trying to get that instead so it’s a lot easier to transport villagers because we don’t have villager breeders no spammers or scammers I did not know that not that

No maybe you should like build it first and then we should get the villagers in it maybe that’s like the optimum Choice Okay Um 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 10 11 wait wait okay go good night now bed byebye have a nice one two three four 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 might be a bit too Far maybe I’ll make it like a bit Bigger three four four five 1 2 3 four five boom 2 three five boom bom bom yeah four five BM yeah yeah and it’ll stop right here and then back here we can do this little thing and this will be like the like back area uh over here can be like more more

Like more shops more like different shops you know or it could be like like this could be like where the where the where the cafe is chat oh my God chat what do you think of building a cafe right there I feel going be so cute I

Want to build a cafe right there oh my God I’m I’m thinking about I’m thinking about it I’m liking it oh for Spruce let’s get some Spruce plants oh God I’m burning that off okay let’s see we got Spruce slabs we got Spruce slabs we have a lot

Of spruce slabs that might be too many Spruce slabs uh at least we don’t have to craft them question mark I don’t Know Yeah it might be nice to have them like over here then and then we have that over there yeah okay what do you think chat oh that’s cute I like that back what are you building that we’re building a little like Area we like a little area for the villagers to chill out and rest and enjoy themselves uh forever working for us yeah should we make their space more cramped I feel like that would be good yes more cramped areas that’s what they need I feel evil it’s probably Fine I’m so sad we can’t play music anymore what if I want to listen to music on stream I I can but I what if I want to sing on stream listening to music so Sad We might want to get some like environmental um thingies over here and then I wonder if these like these can like join CU that be really hot if they could didn’t think so okay that’s fine that’s no worries you need get more mud brick walls we need to get

More Oak do we want okay do we want Oak fences back here or do we want Spruce that’s right we want More Oak is good Oak is good compare them well I’m Lazy What’s a stock A um okay maybe we want to make some Stockade fences and then we also want to make like not Stockade fences okay how do we make not Stockade fences who okay was that like that right yeah then Nice was that a roof I just saw God okay more sticks please I really like eating sticks whenever chat feeds me sticks I go yummy yummy yum yum yum I love eating sticks Chad I love it when you feed me feed me just straight up sticks it’s so so good and yummy oo Delicioso n then then then CH like at Spawn um uh o okay okay okay okay okay well let’s let’s think about this chat okay if we put a mud brick there would it Suit not Really not really oh God oh God well goly gosh darn okay hold on let’s see any like other like Oak things we can make like maybe fit fit fit fit fit fit in the area there are these Picket Fences but I don’t know how I feel about

Them yet we could try the picket fences or or on the contrary what’s a parapet Can you tell I’m like braining right now I’m like I’m trying to think I’m trying to think chat please be patient I’m quite Stupid that okay I know I want to do like that I I I know I know that the backing I want it to be like that I feel like that’s a good backing you know what I mean like it’s it’s solid and I like That we’re in between again I don’t really know what to add there I could add Like no nuh-uh I’m not doing that maybe like just like slabs There okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay that’s a bit ugly H VB have a nice good enough yeah it’s it’s good enough it’s it may be ugly but aren’t the best things in life a little bit ugly like for example me I’m a little

Bit ugly but like only a little bit the chat I’m like I’m not I’m not like super ugly I hope I sure hope I’m not if I am I’ll I like cry in the bathroom question mark I don’t really know unlike you chat I can cry in the

Bathroom whenever I want I have my own bathroom ooh it’s no longer just Michael in the bathroom I’m there too no one got that reference cow cow no one you’re such a [ __ ] stupid little nerd cow cow why do I say that to myself why do I

Hate myself I don’t I really don’t I’m so [ __ ] hot stop the more you say you’re hot to yourself cowo the more you believe it the more you believe it the more you’re going to embarrass yourself in front of people IRL hate myself but I’m right Michael in the bathroom at a

Party forget how long it’s been I’m just Michael in the bathroom yo yo what’s up what’s popping how you doing hope you’re doing Good um what if we have hear me out I mean this is this so kind of cute why are you flying because I got the flight augment you would know that if you were to play the server with Me Uh I get look like a spruce stock no stock what’s it Spruce planket oh that’s like for Windows which what up I made later if I say no will you kill me did I see something what was that what was that am I hallucinating not again Chad not

Again what if we just yeah get rid of these cuz these look kind of ugly I’m so so bored I need inspiration okay quick be gay again I love men with big juicy big juicy tits I like men with breasts breasts that I can stuff my face

In I want to stuff my face in men’s breasts right now right now it is huh they are so hot Chad yes yes yes yes of course with consent but big big bonka doners I want to stuff my face in big male bedona Honkers thank you so much I love this

Content no no worries man no worries are you from Indonesia yeah yeah Unfortunately I wish I wasn’t kidding kidding Oh okay okay hi I’m back yes whoa theago descending to Madness that’s not true listen man if I was descending to Madness you would know cuz I would not say that men are so sexy and hot and I want to make out with them all day okay okay okay Chad you know you

Know your your streamer isn’t normal me I’m your streamer I’m not normal okay I like big big hot men and if at any time any point in time I ever say that I don’t like men and I don’t think they’re big hot and sex oh and in fact I I can’t speak English

Either it’s my English my my English bad my English bad myo bad I can’t speak both languages I can’t speak I never learned how to my parents never taught me what do you do that than sit inside and be gay all day what the [ __ ] I do so much more than that I

I I’m cute what the fck did I do I’m cute qued I was wondering ooh that’s not very sexy now is that okay we need Solium seeds maybe we don’t maybe we don’t chat maybe we don’t need that andace on the planet Earth is there that’s

More come on and sing it with me sing the words relate to the key if it’s a PN repeat me if in and love birth and love birth me me pie of love that builds making me lose sanity I got you do you want to hear about my first ever

Boyfriend I feel like that’s an interesting topic yeah I I will be talking about my first ever boyfriend sure well okay where do I start my first ever boyfriend he was like a year older than me um um he was a year older than me we were in

The same class together uh we were in the same class together and uh we started talking because of anime I know I know I know embarrassing honestly honestly super embarrassing but it it was the vibe at it at the time right it was like what it was it was it

It wasn’t the vibe at the time no it was embarrassing even then but uh we proceeded with it because it was embarrassing for the both of us we shut up shut up my God as if you’re not you’re literally watching a YouTuber right now oh power of weep exactly that’s what I’m

Saying what do you think about that look a little bit strange I mean it’s fine things are a little bit strange sometimes and peace and love upon Earth yeah know and so we start talking about anime right cuz at the time yeah at the time anime was like super like it was an

Unpopular topic you know like uh like it wasn’t so long ago it was like oh my God it was it was 5 years ago it was 5 years ago okay it was 5 years ago and and um yeah I know a lot of people like talked about anime and [ __ ]

And so when I found out that my then not boyfriend like anime I was like holy [ __ ] [ __ ] we need to start talking together you know cuz there’s really any like weeps here and he’s like oh like what animes do you watch and like we literally we had like zero Animes in

Common I don’t watch anime I I don’t watch anime of anymore either it’s just like it was it was it was my vibe at the time it was it was was it was it was it was my my shtick you know I was the weeb

Kid I was the weeb kid and I got made fun for it but hey at least I’m making money from it now okay I’m making money from being the the weird little wee kid speaking of money you guys should give me money I know I know my marketing skills are honestly G so

Sexy that that wrong it’s not okay I’m broke okay I’m dying [ __ ] what do you want me to do about it hello I’m stupid you know this can’t do [ __ ] I’m cow cow for God’s sakes okay oh okay okay okay okay oh yeah okay But yeah and so we like watched like had like no Animes in comeing whatsoever but because because merely because we did watch anime you know and there was like no other we we we we started like talking like every single day you know and at the time at the time right I knew

Him most mostly from like a friend and apparently I didn’t know this I didn’t know this uh she had to tell me afterwards they were like they were dating they were dating and I I didn’t know and I didn’t know and I was the one who like confessed my

Feelings right apparently it was 2 weeks after they broke up and he still said yes so um listen man I’m not a home wrecker that was all on him But but I got to say top 10 relationships I’ve been in mostly because I’ve only been in one can you imagine being in more than one relationship in your life that’s crazy and if if if you say you’ve had more than one I would I I I am I am I’m

Sad to inform you that that that twoe relationship you had with your internet friend does not count unmatched marketing skills so true but yeah I don’t know there’s there’s nothing really like interesting about the story it’s more just like oh yeah it happened oh yeah it happened and it was kind of

Dumb that’s it it was kind of dumb but hey what do you what do you what do you expect with uh with high schoolers no I was in Middle School with middle schoolers oh uh what do you think of this like this is cute maybe not super Cute good Enough I guess hold on let me get some wool I’m late hi late I’m cow cow let need get some wool let’s get this wool Now anxious I’m not feels like it’s this boring [ __ ] off then if you don’t like it then [ __ ] off [ __ ] who cares I find this fun I’m enjoying myself if you don’t like it then leave everyone shame them shame on you Shame Shame them for me say say

Shame Shame dra h P your name reminds me of a phone shame on you change your name Shame Shame Shame exact thank you thank you thank you Boo Boo exact thank you see this is why I love having chat shame how dare You Okay boo why are you booing yourself hold on a second why are you booing yourself H I bet your dad doesn’t love you to me my dad loves me very much I I’ll have you know I’ll have you know yeah I’m his favorite kid okay I’m his firstborn son here man

Hey you don’t you don’t you don’t you no no no you don’t talk [ __ ] about me and my dad’s religion I [ __ ] love my dad I love my dad and he loves me we’re best Friends the bestest we drive well that’s not very nice either well that’s not very nice either I don’t support that either that’s your W’s not all the time but mine is not all the time but mine is mine is pretty cool I’m pretty sure yeah my first ever stream here you guys heard

Him he was just he was he was there he he does he doesn’t know what all this streaming [ __ ] is but all he knows that is that his son is happy and he’s happy when I’m happy and that’s I love my dad I love my dad so much Chad

My dad’s so cool sorry just went on a rent about how much I love my dad it’s true I love my dad all all those streamers all those streamers with who are who are like who hate their dad versus me who [ __ ] loves my dad not me I [ __ ] love my Dad Oh we need More just there you go perfect the F figure and a father figure uh I wouldn’t say my dad’s my best friend but um he’s quite cool he is uh quite the what you call stinking goober we to that to hate one but love the other understandable uh I don’t really

Have like a second dad I have like a second father figure my mom has a boyfriend but I don’t call him dad and she doesn’t want me calling him dad either uh cuz they’re not like legally married he’s pretty cool though I like him he’s chill uh he’s chill that’s it I don’t

Know he’s pretty cool okay my my mom has has decent taste in men he’s okay I’m very keep I’m like very neutral towards him it’s Okay so it’s it’s better to be neutral than to like hate him or something can you imagine I can I can’t imagine I’m very good at imagining things especially hating people I hate a lot of people like myself question mark no not right now sometimes sometimes yes not right

Now go but I’ll definitely call him by name yeah like I don’t know cuz it’s it’s weird cuz is like I only have like my dad it’s it’s it’s not like a cuz my parents are divorced right but it’s not like a it’s not like a oh I I’m closer to one parent

Than the other or or one parent was a dick that’s why they’re divorc I mean they are but like not to me um I don’t know man kind of weird calling another person Dad when my dad is still very active in my Life and and he’s not like you know actually my dad you know you know what I mean you am I making sense right now I feel like I’m making Sense hopefully I’m making sense I think I am I think I’m making yeah yeah I know he’s he’s cool he’s okay I feel like I’m insulting him for some reason like I I I I feel like I feel like I’m somewhat insulting my mom’s boyfriend that’s okay you know that’s

Okay I insult people all the time he’s not special let me break that I understand it’s okay listen man English is not my libling fa libling libling far what is th libling englishas ising spell spell that’s awkward thing yeah it’s it’s it’s a bit awkward I mean he has a grandchild who

Was born on the same day as me not the same year just the same day he’s like more than a decade younger than me how old is that I don’t know he’s like two I’m more than 12 years old Is that the vibe I think that is I mean that’s not bad looking how’s my new name who I don’t know who you were before who were you before who were you before do you know this I’m really bad at telling the difference between people like one of my biggest

Weaknesses you change your name you change your profile picture even if you’ve been my friend for years I’m not going to remember who you are be like who are you smelly farm boy I am a quite a smelly Farm Boy time is it there what time is it here 8:57 holy hell it’s

8:57 that’s crazy I’m dra HP oh I mean okay okay I guess it’s fine there’s like nothing wrong with it a shame boy I am shame boy okay what do you think of the colors red yellow green blue I kind of like this like the red red the green green

Green it’s like green green Green okay let’s get some green dye oh green green dye greenen green green green dye uh okay that’s the that’s the formula formula that’s the thingy for It boom there you go gai gai boom I love I love this [ __ ] mod pack so much chat you don’t even understand uh okay and we need to get quilted wool so let’s see how we make that quilted green we just need oh wait that’s perfect okay we need

Spider how do we get string ring is just three above okay perfect oo my inventory is a bit full not very nice that is a okay oh I have a lot of [ __ ] slabs there why do I make more slabs buggy flying flying hey man you never told me it was flying that’s

Crazy let’s do that actually so we can make it like funky fancy funky fancy so Um I mean we could make it like like that you know like like like like like like split down H I’m thinking about it okay okay mean it’s not a bad idea that was a bad idea such a bad idea Everyone um okay okay okay okay okay okay I see I see the vision now I see it I see it not bad I think that looks good though but St that yeah it’s like stop stop no are you lagging no my Minecraft make it look like before my

Minecraft’s lagging [ __ ] I can’t make it look like Anything damn it stuck no stop why is it stuck I hate it here I hate it here I hate it here and I want to pee and cry but only a little bit only a little bit I don’t I don’t want to pee and cry a lot oh

Oh oh god oh it’s a little lagging all right oh my God holy [ __ ] I I have to close Minecraft oh God Jers jeers that was laggy that was laggy as hell oh my God crazy I was crazy once they locked me in a room a rubber room a rubber room

Rubber rats I hate rats rats make me crazy crazy I was crazy once they locked me in a room a rubber room a rubber room rubber rats I hate rats rats make me crazy crazy I was crazy on okay I think that might be cute for us to end stream anyways

So it was nice seeing you all here I will be playing I’ll be asking you guys what I would be playing uh tomorrow no tomorrow I’m not playing tomorrow I’m not streaming the day after tomorrow I will be streaming so I will see you guys tomorrow the day

After tomorrow I will tell you guys in the I will ask you guys in the Discord what we should play so you should definitely be in there and you know vote vote for uh what you what you what you want me to see bye-bye bye-bye there you go love you guys Johnny