I Maxed Every Statistic in Minecraft

How fast can you jump a thousand times well not that long but what about eating a thousand cakes winning a thousand raids and killing a thousand players on the hardest server in Minecraft we’ll worry about those later because I’m trying to Max every stat in this tab and

To make things simple I’ve built a pillow for every single one here so I can switch jumping walking and sprinting to complete it since I basically did those without even trying however now I need to ring a thousand Bells which was painful except I think it’s only getting worse since the next stat

Is fish caught not only does it take forever to catch a fish but these players suck so I think I’ll move on and focus first and the more individual ones like stat 6 cauldron’s Phil literally all I have to do is Spam it with a bucket but this was way better than the

Seven stat barrels open sure I just have to open and close it over and over but watching the screen flash so often doesn’t make my eyes feel so great what a way boom one thousand one thousand I’m taking a screenshot for Twitter foreign sadly barrels aren’t the last thing I’ll

Have to spam open thanks to dispensers droppers Hoppers ender chest and the Subscribe button not too far off from 900 but only you can complete that stat but despite the eye pain nothing will come close to the 12th stats oh my God games quit oh [ __ ] at first this seemed

Pretty simple until connection throttled this is gonna be the worst one if you know how to get around this please comment below because I’m resorting to this one Mississippi two Mississippi three Mississippi four Mississippi One Mississippi two Mississippi three Mississippi after 20 minutes I’m already

At 64 log outs all right Planet I do not want to do the same why don’t you take a break so I’ll move on to stat 13 Anvil interactions at first I thought I’d have to combine something over and over but opening it also counts as an interaction

Of course this does bring back the eye pain problem however I could just close my eyes stats 14 and 15 followed a similar Strat except for stat 16. next up how the [ __ ] do I interact with a campfire I just put stuff on it right so let’s kill a cow to experiment

Oh my God it doesn’t even come back so is that it okay campfire’s gonna be hell so I’ll try to spam light it it’s like what it’s only three interactions so far I need silk touch that’s why I need that that’s what I need I need so touch now

The only problem is that our only silk touch is on this iron pickaxe so I’ll return to the stat later for now I’ll finish the rest of the interactable stats starting with stat 17 cartography tables stat 18 crafting tables set 19 stat 20 21 20 20 24. it’s at 25

Stonecutter interactions but so far I’ve only completed the lame stats because soon I’ll have to do the strangest and most difficult tasks to max out Minecraft beginning with a trip to the nether God damn I’m a lucky ducky it’s that 26 Beacon interactions wouldn’t be too hard

Apart from the Wither since I don’t have the best track record with them so I’ll ask planet to come to make sure things don’t get out of hand like last time but while I wait for him to log on I’ll attempt the more time consuming task on

The list like animals bread and I’m not lying when I say it’s on par with the time played stat because not only do I need a functional Farm but also enough animals to actually make any progress and right now we need more of them dead so I’ll move on to stat 28 jukebox

Interactions I’m assuming I’ll need a music disc for this to work but getting a creeper to die to a skeleton isn’t that easy but luckily there’s a jukebox wait really and they’re not lying but surely spamming it this much won’t cause any problems all right so I’ve glitched it out and

Now it is just constantly playing what the hell has happened but it’s too funny not to be abused so I left a convincing excuse for stealing the disc and brought it over to my team’s base a lot about every day I love that every night Terrible if it’s 29 and 30 note blocks which yes I do have to play and tune it both a thousand times but did you know that in the new update you can place a mob head above it to play its sounds yesterday planet was AFK on my creative server so I did this

Remember after finishing finish planet’s finally on to hell where are you another I’m in the nether where are you how to do it you do it on like the roof right how do I get on the roof not on the roof like you do it on the side

Where the [ __ ] do I go let’s go you have strength I also have a water bottle on me okay all right come on come on ready okay pop me up pop me up pop me up okay okay all right oh you did a drop I hope so where is it where’d it go

Shut up spoke it was a beacon crafted I’m now ready to open a trapped in normal chest a thousand times plant a thousand flowers in a pot and open a shulker box a thousand times before finishing stat 26. and with the theme of going back to Old stats I gave a god

Stat 27 again but breeding isn’t for me man luckily dropping items is hold on a sec Planet I’m about to do something crazy laughs [Applause] skippity toilet dude Scooby-Doo toilet was actually in my chat today it was quite exciting next is villager interactions which are less crazy

However you haven’t seen crazy yet first book right we’re gonna cover this island fast you may be very confused about what stat this is for and well it’s for stats 37 and 38 requiring 1 000 raids to be started and completed but for each time I would have to travel to an outpost

Obtain bad Omen run back to a village and finish seven rounds just to repeat that one thousand times so that’s why I’m building a raid farm this Farm allows you to complete every round in one go and glitches the game to give you bad Omen again so it’s practically

Afk-able however this is in a creative world and I’ll need this many resources to build it on lifesteal so after quickly finishing stat 39 targets hits I began grinding laughs bro what happens if you’re what if you’re actually getting jumped oh no I’ve gone down two and a half hearts no

You have to get a thousand kills somehow right so I’m building voltrox’s design which requires the farm to be perfectly 70 blocks away from any land next I need to pillar up and leave a marker here for some reason now that I’m up here I need

To place lava there to I guess kill the Raiders oh I’m gonna lava cast it later that makes sense except I’ll probably need a slab that isn’t wood oh my God so after removing the lava and grabbing new slabs I’m back and ready to finish this thing however these Farms require crazy

Precision to work because now that the chamber is done I need to perfectly position myself at these chords and place a boat except my boats are on my shulker [ __ ] oh you kidding me despite the small setback I finished the Killing Room and employed a villager to complete the farm but

Before I test take note of where I position this villager because as I said earlier raid Farms require perfect precision and you will see far later into this video why this was my worst mistake anyways it’s time to test but it doesn’t work because I placed a villager

On the North side so the West except now what oh my I need a chest up here this is hurting I’m getting hit this is hold on let me check my statistics I don’t get this it’s just raids uh triggered that’s it so all the work I

Put into building this Farm was useless I’m starting to realize the possibility of maxing every stat isn’t too high now however despite my frustration I’ll move on and take a different approach for stats 40 41 and 42. die not only will I have to die a thousand armor pieces but

Also 1 000 banners and a thousand shulkers the amount of dial need is absurd but learning from my previous mistakes I decided to pay a professional Redstone or handsomely to build this what what it’s a it’s the flower flower except obtaining the die was the easy part because actually grinding the stats

Oh God oh God first I have to dye the piece then clean it with this cauldron so that I can dye it again just to run out of water and I have to repeat this over 3 000 times at this point I’m running into stats that would take days

And even weeks to complete so I need a new plan all right this looks fire so looking at the stats I have left I’ll write a sign for each one that I must complete however I just noticed that a few steps that’s may take even years to Max this

Includes the distance stats and the time stats these are special because instead of displaying a thousand hours or a thousand meters it changes to days and kilometers for the distance stats this means instead of traveling a thousand blocks I would have to go one million blocks instead of taking a month for the

Time stats it would take more than a decade to complete all of the time stats so excluding those off the list this is what we have left that’s 9 000 pieces of things you have to do you know I hear this dude luckily there were a lot of passive

Stats that I can grind while working on other tasks like whenever it’s night I can work on the time slept stat next I can work on stat 46 cakes eaten Now the recipe for a cake is stupidly annoying however if you employ a villager as a

Farmer they have a chance to sell you a k this chance isn’t very high but I’ll check back when their trades refresh you do this you kidding me man you kidding me why’d you mean because it’s never gonna happen it’s all a bunch of dude okay I’m breeding the villagers ferociously

Items Enchanted actually though now for this stat I’ll need an enchanting table and a grindstone my original fear for this stat was the amount of XP I would need but luckily I already have a farm that produces a crazy amount of XP however no [ __ ] I mean I need lapis

Luckily I have lapis at the base but definitely not enough for a thousand in chance yes that’s what I’m talking about now I can start making a cake stash however I discovered that you don’t need to eat the full cake for it to count but

Instead just a slice so if each cake has seven slices I’ll only need around 150 cakes it’s going to take time for the villagers to restock so I’ll keep working on the enchanting stand in the meantime after repeating this process over and over plus a mining trip I have

All the cakes I need now I just have to eat them originally I was stocking up on rotten flesh since there was a chance it could give you the effect hunger however there is a better source thank you with the addition of James Smith in these trap doors I was able to easily

Finish eating all the cake after four grueling hours 1001 holy [ __ ] but it’s time for an even longer task of enchanting despite how long this is taking I am getting quite a bit of emeralds from this and I decided to enchant something that I’ll need for later also while editing this I just

Realized I completed stat 48 mobs killed and exceeded it by over eight thousand but finally at 3 46 in the morning wait hold on hold on a second ignore that in the top left is it true 1004. let’s go you’re never gonna finish all the rest but you know that fishing

Rod I Enchanted well it’s time to use it however since fishing normally sucks I’m gonna make an auto fish farm tell you what I think I’m just gonna check back in so you guys can see the time it’s four in the morning right now so I guess

I’ll check back in in like eight hours just whenever I wake up I don’t know hopefully I don’t die holy I’m still here I even managed to catch over 800 Fish Without Dying once well that celebration was short-lived and they also took all of my stuff luckily my teammates built a stash deep

In the base with all of our loots despite the inconvenience setbacks and spending almost all of my emeralds to get my gear back none of that could stop me from achieving my goal let’s go I did it 1 000 fish guys I’m never fishing again bro what the hell the end was

Finally in sight remember stat 16 yeah I finally have silk touch on my ax so I could finally complete campfire interactions yes I did get jumped straight after that but at least this time I didn’t just have a fishing rod on me so I easily scared the attackers off

However maybe I should have chased them because of stat 49 players killed currently I have one which is from the start of the server but I’m way more worried about stat 50 deaths typically all I would have to do is set my spawn next to a ledge and repeatedly jump off

But on lifesteal deaths are much more punishing causing you to lose a permanent heart and I couldn’t afford to lose all of my hearts and get banned except sure you can steal permanent Hearts by killing other players but even then there are only 25 members giving me

A theoretical Max of 250 Hearts to die with however I’ve had a plan from the very beginning you know you have to get a thousand kills somehow right The best Strat like I can set this up so it’s like you you would spawn in this corner right here I just would punch you off um I just have to ensure that I keep dropping Planet Hearts because if we accidentally banned him as I said it would suck a lot all right

Oh pretty good the first year I worked pretty well but there was a lot of downtime between withdrawing the hearts and planning equipping them however this downtime led to our first accident oh you got all of them right no they’re down there oh my God stop with the water

He’s the lagtites stealing Hearts but we discovered that if I’m at the max amount of hearts and kill him it drops the heart automatically however automating a process like this is dangerous oh it’s gone hard it’s gone I’m on one heart I’m on one heart I’m on one heart oh and

That was the last time the hearts glitched until what I just got banned even worse the heart didn’t glitch but instead planet was playing Subway Surfers and forgot to equip them luckily there is a way to unban players but holy moly I’m not kidding when I say I can’t afford this

Let’s go on the service elytra I’m not going to the end I’m not going to be bad Leo look has some of his e-chest I think okay yes I’ve now lost three permanent Hearts from this stat but we haven’t even started on the 50th however despite doing this for over two hours and

Somehow getting my sword deleted I had finally done it waiting To kill and while I die a thousand times let me just say that this challenge is far from over and I actually completely forgot about the damage stats so yeah expect this to become a series because this is only episode one of Life seal season five and you can click here for

The next episode if it’s out or you can start at the very beginning of lifesteal anyways goodbye