I Opened A Restaurant In Minecraft

Today I opened a restaurant in Minecraft I’ve hired my wife V and my friend Daniel to help me run the place it’s almost dinner time and customers are about to flood in will we be able to keep up and survive the dinner rush what do you think guys of course yeah I am

Great in the kitchen and services you know I should be the hostess no I’m great at hospitality I’ll be the hostess okay someone’s got to cook anybody know here know how to cook I can microwave some stuff I can make a mean toaster strudel okay good enough are you excited

To try the brand new spy ninjas HQ restaurant yeah yeah oh I’m excited to pull up my Yelp okay five star review we we will earn it gotta make sure to keep up with the dinner rush we got to earn five star reviews from everybody otherwise we’re gonna go out of business

Gonna be a good opening day because at our theme parks by ninjas HQ we’re gonna have a real restaurant and it is gonna be tasty follow me okay we’re gonna need someone here to be the hosts and greet customers as they enter the restaurant okay V good luck being the host Daniel That’s why I’m not you know the cook back there how’s your allergies today all clear okay good you can cook follow me we gotta learn the menu okay all right um uh hello oh hello hi hi sir welcome to the Spy Ninja’s HQ restaurant how may

I help you I would like to eat please oh do you have a reservation oh do I need one um yes this is a fine dining establishment so you do need okay I’ll be right back okay I have a I have a reservation now what’s the what’s the

Name it’s under uh Cox key let me check my book here yep I see it here um it’s a little busy right now so if you don’t mind waiting 10 30 seconds or so it’s an empty restaurant this is just wait here please okay okay I’ll be the

Waiter okay well I’m free oh my gosh like we have a customer are you guys ready we were looking at the food you see these before you can’t belong in the kitchen is there anyone here oh yeah yes I’m coming I’m coming I’m the hostess

Let me see them let me see them Chad oh gosh these lost already no oh hello sir our Hostess should be with you in the moment yes your table is ready please follow me okay how about right here right by the candles I prefer a booth is it okay if I

Get a booth oh yeah okay yeah you don’t like the candle and the bell and the plant here we’re having a happy hour at the bar today oh maybe maybe I want to go to the bar yeah okay follow follow me please you know what if we want fast

Customer service I have to guess what this guy wants so it’s ready by the time he orders I think he wants the big breakfast Patricia daddy want the big breakfast hello I’ll be your bartender waiter and server what do you got here we have a full bar and we have plenty of

Non-alcoholic drinks we have a specialty drink called the Spy ninja Chad don’t forget the big breakfast Patricia daddy want the big breakfast and since it is early in the morning you might want the big daddy breakfast sir it’s it’s 6 30 p.m oh you’re right I had my am and PMs

Off sorry about that don’t you know the hours of your own restaurant you see my watch is broken so it’s only cracked twice a day okay uh how about how about a lemonade a lemonade let me let me phone in your order at the cash register here one lemonade

Oh hello welcome to spy ninjas HQ restaurant how may I help you do you have a reservation yep I have a resume reservation I am the famous food criticism hobby as you can tell I work for Taco Bell and as you know I have Street Credit the food industry um I I

I’m sorry I was not expecting you Avi okay yeah I see your reservation um I will ensure that the two of you will have the utmost perfect fine dining experience because we would love a five-star review we’ll go see about that Javi you better be right about this

Place I skipped breakfast please follow me sir I heard someone say breakfast all right one Daddy coming up hi to the left here is our bar in case like some beverages oh okay this is the Spy Ninja’s restaurant so we don’t just politely serve you a lemonade we throw

It oh oh man that was a that was quite the scare um you got quick reflexes you could be a ninja I don’t know if I uh I like the whole drink throwing uh thing but it’s cool it’s gimmicky I guess yeah it’s you gotta give it a good shake to

Mix the flavors around you know let me take a sip This is unexpectedly uh warm and tart oh Daniel um are you sure that’s lemonade I told you to stop going to the bathroom in the bottles it was in the chest it said lemonade was I supposed oh oh it wasn’t on the fridge sir I apologize the lemonade was not in

The fridge oh it was a bit warm I could replace that for you if you like wasn’t urine tell me it’s definitely not um PP okay wait was there a chance that it was PP well I no no no no but anything’s possible but no you’re gonna

Get us a bad review Daniel messed up a lemonade the food hasn’t even been ordered yet can I get some water at least you guys are taking so long I have two food critics upgrade them to tea for free okay okay you know what give them a

Sausage on me I would like to serve him some sort of Beverage please while we are getting your lemonade nice and refreshingly cold I’d like you to have a free sausage on the house okay not a really big fan of sausage but I guess I’ll try it oh oh

Um I’m be happy I don’t I don’t know if I have the money to afford 18 sausages that’s a lot no no it’s on the house on us I’m the chef okay I just want to apologize on behalf of that hi hi sirs I would like to offer you some complimentary

Lemonade I overheard that you guys ordered lemonade I I don’t think I would recommend drinking it oh really what was wrong with your lemonade it tasted very warm and and very bitter and uh there’s a decent chance it might it might be a bodily fluid okay that guy’s just pranking you guys

It’s about it’s all about fun and games here at spy ninjas HQ restaurant okay gimmick restaurant yeah let’s see if we throw we throw around free sausages too it’s partly excuse me sir I’ll be right back but whatever you do please don’t say anything negative about the restaurant

To those customers okay okay oh my gosh you guys we’re blowing it we’re gonna get one star reviews on Yelp No One’s Gonna Wanna eat here ever again it’s the first day it’s a little we’re a little rusty we got it now I don’t know if it’s

Very sanitary here guys excuse me can I help you coxy I know this is not where you were seated actually oh no he was just uh talk telling us about uh some his experience here so far do you mind if I uh if I join you guys actually

Please please no please go right ahead I overheard them saying this place isn’t very clean so we need to Stage a little secret combo between the two of us follow me Cox key I heard about your lemonade here you can have my tea okay gracias why are you thanking me oh I Oh

I thought you spoke uh German so I was oh that’s that’s that’s Spanish um we hey Daniel yes Chad oh yo oh man my hands are tired from cleaning this place top to bottom all morning long I hear my hands are dry and wrinkly from all the hand sanitizer I’ve been using

Oh dish pan hands you know what I’m saying oh ain’t that the truth I hope our customers really appreciate how much cleaning we’ve done in this place they will be very enthralled to hear that their food is very safe to eat this is a really weird conversation to have very

Loudly near to us oh oh you can hear us sorry about them sorry customers what would you like for an order well first off what do you guys have um we got some we have our special today is sandwiches ham sandwiches ham and jams sandwiches tomatoes and tomatoes

Tuna tuna candy corn sandwich candy corn sandwiches candy corn don’t do the candy did you mention candy corn no I am sorry that I did not to be honest I I kind of want some candy corn can I could I just do candy corn we no no we do not have any

Candy corn that was a mistake on my part I was speaking French listen guys I apologize but we do have some candy corn however it’s from last Halloween oh man well you’re not gonna can I can I still have it you still want it yeah I really

Want some candy corn you know the proper way to eat candy corn right with my mouth ah you just you nibble off the white part first and then you eat the yellow part and then you eat the orange part I do that yeah yeah I actually do

It reverse I eat the orange part first then the yellow and then the lime oh my gosh where were you born you disgusted me like I said it’s from last Halloween that was a long time ago have you finished your order yet okay coxy wanted some candy corn Javi what would you like

Um we got some Mexican food also oh foreign of a slice of pizza a third of a hot dog and a third of a cheeseburger sure anything for our customers uh yeah oh hi yes can I talk to you about the table please um I’ve just it’s I’m feeling a little

Claustrophobic over here it’s just kind of cramped and there’s like Windows nearby but they’re sort of I can’t see them oh oh yes yes yes yes yes no problemo please follow me out how is it upstairs here sir there is a very nice actually this this table looks really

Nice all right so a couple a couple of Big Daddy breakfasts some pizza uh he didn’t specify what he wanted besides the pineapple that’s fine that’s everyone loves pineapple okay yeah I think so and then some tacos let’s get cooking oh oh no ah Daniel this is it’s

Fine it’s fine it’s just cooking burning the food uh do we have a fire extinguisher or like how do you turn the stove off uh while I put your orders in with the chef feel free to browse around you can play some darts over there or

Some or some pool oh wow this is very nice they got karaoke oh quick in the water oh thank you oh my gosh what’s going on back here is 100 degrees do you guys hear screaming yeah something seems off I’m sure I’m sure it’s fine though oh Daniel getting the sick

I’m on it okay you’re good now did Daniel disintegrate oh I’m here I’m here okay you know what V I think it’s ready here just give him this we’ve been waiting a while for our food I may have to take off like a star for that make

Sure they have the best experience to ever be okay okay Chad oh is our is our food ready here is your order and then there you go and then there you go oh shoot it oh it happened again oh gosh oh guys uh please ignore the screaming downstairs yeah this is a very

Themed restaurant we have this it is a theme park here there’s lots of people having fun and they scream sometimes I already enjoy the live show the restaurants on fire should we be evacuating the whole restaurant nothing to worry about here nothing to worry about here where’s the

Nearest fire exit I don’t think this is up to code maybe if I pour some pumpkin spice lattes on it it’ll go out maybe if we move to this booth we’ll be safe you guys get this corner Booth here it’s the best booth in the house yeah

Now might be a good time for dessert guys I don’t know how much longer we’re gonna be open do you have AC it’s getting a little warm in here oh yes uh Daniel could you check on the AC please oh sure I just wanted to let our Hostess

Know that uh I I feel like I might be uh suffering from smoke inhalation right now yeah I’ll make some ventilation for you ready this man’s literally punching the wall that’s great service actually you can breathe a little better now okay as much as I’d like to ignore the fire I think

We may need to evacuate uh as you can see our restaurant is on fire we’re gonna all need to evacuate it’s part of the plant this is part of the plan evacuating oh and here’s the adventure part where the action adventure you gotta jump down

It’s like a ropes course I think I just sprained my ankle oh good thing you signed the waiver before entering right what wait waiver oh you guys didn’t sign your waivers oh gosh you’re gonna need you’re gonna need to evacuate now since you didn’t sign your waiver right this

Way everybody we have outdoor seating you know uh you know I actually I think I’m ready to give my final can we hear about it wait hold up maybe I could interest you in some Port oh sure you’re sizzling don’t watch him anymore you’re not gonna enjoyed that is

Pretty disturbing no it’s fresh it’s fresh okay Burning Alive no it’s fresh just look away anyway Javi uh I think you’re about to tell us your your Yelp review well first off your building’s on fire inside uh I don’t think you’re able to use that building anymore because it’s completely

Destroyed on the inside service was interesting I’ll give you that um how about the hostess you did your best you guys sort of think some of the conversations so we could hear that you know it’s like oh yeah this oh and pretty unsanitary I I kind of

Have to complain about uh Cox keys because of the lemonade he gave him it was a very warm uh very bitter uh had almost no sweetness to it at all no hint of lemon uh I and I overheard a conversation uh from the weight staff

Saying that it may or may not have been bodily fluid yeah so so you see where I’m coming from with that you know guys it doesn’t look good for you however the food was spectacular oh my gosh oh my God I did it the tacos the pizza the the hot what

Was it a hot dog or was it a sausage what was it a sausage fantastic it was everything I wanted it to be your final score five stars shout out to my hostess V quaint and to my Chef Daniel without of whom this all wouldn’t have been possible we got a

Five star review we can’t wait to see you spy ninjas at the real spy ninjas HQ hopefully it’ll open later this summer we’ll see we’ll keep you updated we’re still working on it but we are gonna have an awesome restaurant way better than this one and thank you guys for

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