So today we’re gonna be speed running through bad minecraft and before we get to that let’s just go and show you what this is so we kind of pop in a world and we already have some interesting tools and yeah this is bad minecraft you know we’re Just flopping away our pickaxe because i guess we just don’t care and we have a gun so that’s pretty cool and then finally they’re real oh it didn’t do it and then finally they’re realistic physics okay it actually worked that time thank you so you can see It’s a pretty great game for the most part it’s a procedurally generated world so it can go on forever but there isn’t too much of a goal to it i mean you can do all the great things you want to do like mining even though this mining system is Very interesting to say the least and don’t worry we can build just the fun way and also you can spawn zombies and those just kind of come after you so we can shoot them it becomes the greatest game ever and we can even use our sword if we want to too But i don’t know why you would use a sword when you can just use the gun look at all the dead zombie bodies this is great good night sweet prince and zombies hun forever so you can kind of just keep destroying them and be in the wake Of all the zombies you’ve killed before this is kind of morbid actually looking at this and now you might be saying easy speedy this sounds great but you said you were gonna speedrun this game how are you supposed to do this and it is true you can’t do a traditional minecraft Speedrun where you beat the ender dragon but we can do something better or i guess not really better but you know a different thing so a lot of speedruns in general are kind of just arbitrary look at minecraft for an example you have the regular categories like all the any present Stuff but then you have all achievements all advancements even any percent glitch that’s peaceful and any percent peaceful speedruns are whatever the games community decides them to be and since i’m the only one in this game’s community that’s speedrunning it i can just make up whatever i want i Love imaginary power and lucky for me i don’t have to actually use the brain power to do that because on speedrun.com there is already a category for classic minecraft which if you don’t know is the browser minecraft game where it’s basically the most simple minecraft version and they have Plenty of categories for us to do already so we’re going to start off with the build limit category and basically for this category we want to take out our gun right away because this is the fastest way to mine if you can really call this mining but we’re going To try to spam this button as fast as possible and we want to get a bunch of block i’d say once we get about 70 blocks we should be okay it also depends on where you spawn because sometimes you can spawn on a higher clip but just to be Safe i think 70 blocks should be the perfect amount okay and now we can start building and the building physics as you can see are very weird because our hand is just waving all over the place much like our pickaxe so i’m kind of doing this rhythm game where i’m Trying to keep the rhythm and make sure that i’m placing the blocks in the right place because you can completely mess it up lose a block throw it off the cliff and i don’t want to do that yep there one goes actually just as i was saying that Oh my god oh wait we actually reached there okay i was like oh we are doing it again and we just missed someone i can definitely get the sub one okay i just need to not throw blocks off for no reason i’m gonna give this another try we’re gonna try to go And maybe climb up the hill as we’re shooting so as we’re moving we’ll try to go more higher up and maybe that will help us a little bit and we just knock down that tree uh sorry about that man but i also don’t want to miss any of these blocks and Take more time than i need to i just think we can get this sub one minute i just have to be as optimized as possible and i think this should be enough oh gosh come on okay now it’s just the rhythm game we can do this i just don’t Want to throw off any things and i have my hand right by the timer so as soon as we hit the build limit i will know okay we’re coming up at the time i gotta hurry up please you there we go 55 seconds okay that is the time i am Proud of ah what a beautiful world minecraft is oh i fell down and the next category we’re gonna do is build a house now in speedrun.com for minecraft classic you just kind of hope you spawn in a tree and when you spawn in a tree it will count as a house Because it only needs to be one by one with the door so we can just go here get some of these blocks in this version of minecraft it’s a little harder because you have to deal with this whole system please okay come on please oh no What if where am i shooting okay this counts as a house for minecraft classic because we have the door i’m feeling very comfy with my gun and also i didn’t call for time but that was a terrible speed run anyway we need to try again okay i got this This is gonna be the greatest speed run of my life all right that should be enough blocks i just have to place them right please no oh that would have been so good i just misplaced one of my blocks oh did i also not start My timer we can do this we can see that i can do this i just need to go super fast and we only need eight blocks so now i know that okay well i already messed it up here comes attempt number five yep i’ve been spending that much time on this stupid speedrun Don’t judge me there we go that is our house and i didn’t call time but that was about 15 seconds and we get to see our beautiful house this is definitely something i’d want to live in but wait there’s more because this time we’re going to be going for diamonds so Again we’re taking out our gun we’re just kind of hoping that we can spawn out some diamonds the gun is the easiest way to mine it’s still very awkward and you still just gotta hope that you can find diamond please game oh that’s it and come gun gun mind them please thank you Well that was pretty awkward that it just didn’t mind them at all and the great thing about this is we can craft another gun i don’t really know what we can do with all these guns but why why do we need four like it’s not about the bullets or anything you just Get more guns that you can’t use and yes this is the entire crafting system it’s great i’m gonna try that one more time because i think we can do just a bit better all we gotta do is actually mine the diamonds a little bit faster here we go We’re just gonna go right down please just shoot okay i have a really good line i don’t know if i’m in the vicinity of diamonds i’m not gonna lie um please please game just give them to me give them to me this is what i’ve spent my entire life looking for Please okay there we go yeah this is not gonna be a pb is it 40 seconds okay yeah maybe my initial time wasn’t so bad after all and i also refused to learn all the spawning locations of the diamond so i’m gonna say our 25 second Time was good enough but looking at the minecraft classic leaderboards there’s not much more i want to do but there’s a speedrun i came up with myself which is kill 10 zombies so we’re gonna spawn right in hopefully we’ll spawn there and now that we have zombies spawning Hopefully they’ll come fast i think they come at set intervals and we can just count with each one we kill it doesn’t really matter how fast we kill the first one or the second one because they’re still going to spawn it mostly matters when we get to the 10th one And they do not feel like spawning plays i feel like this run is a lot more luck based than anything else so maybe this wasn’t the best thing all right that is six please come on seven we only need three more this is the most intense speed run of my life Eight come on come on where are you guys at where you guys at come on nine and we only need one more oh this is this is the run this is the run boom oh god i missed him for a second but okay can you not sit like that dude this Is kind of making me feel awkward ah and yeah those were my speedruns of bad minecraft i don’t really have anything else to say subscribe to the channel now that that’s all over i can finally focus on making my dream house I personally like building in the sky so i can hide my unending sadness Okay i’m good with that ah okay i guess my sadness never ends Video Information
This video, titled ‘i speedrun bad minecraft’, was uploaded by EazySpeezy on 2021-01-05 23:00:19. It has garnered 8353425 views and 205791 likes. The duration of the video is 00:08:02 or 482 seconds.
technically i got 4 minecraft world records today. i’m so great at speedrunning!
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My channel generally focuses on a more casual side of speedruns. With these videos I want to show off cool speedruns, explain how they work, and entertain. Hopefully you enjoy the content and maybe even take up speedrunning yourself, because it is truly a lot of fun!
And yeah, today we tried speedrunning bad minecraft. This is a cursed minecraft mod and I think you can see why. I mean we have guns. I think that just shows how cursed it is. Also there are realistic physics like falling tree… and guns… I don’t know why I’m so caught up about that. Whatever, enjoy the speedruns and you definitely will because each one of them is a world record… on a game that no one else speedruns… okay I should just stop talking.
Also I’m gonna do this cause all the cool kids do:
Not Minecraft, But Water Rises or Minecraft, But Lava Rises, or any other but challenge like that. This is a speedrun / speedrunner of Minecraft against a very much cursed game.
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