I Survived 100 days In One Piece Minecraft…This is what happened

Minecraft has gotten Boring But Minecraft with the second best anime. One piece. That’s fun. So for the next 100 days, I’ll test off A brand new One Piece mod Whitebeard? And make Minecraft fun again. And it all starts on Day One. I’m ready to take on all this One

Piece world has to offer. Why are you chasing me? I haven’t done anything yet. Bow and Arrow It didn’t work. It didn’t work. I’m dumb. I never should have tried that Oh, I dodged that bitch like a G. I got to jump! I lived! Suck it Akainu! In a 100 days,

I turn you into a donut On day One I made the final boss want to kill me. So I immediately started gathering materials so I can be prepped for anything. Okay. I’m just going to ignore that I’m going right here. That’s really a giant ass sea creature. Looks kind of cold though

Like a Loch Ness monster. If it had textures Who the fuck is you? Oh. Oh, yeah. Oh, I didn’t know he’s gonna be insta-aggroed Okay. Okay. There’s three on me Oh I’m in the ocean. Come on! Fight me here! Let’s go. They got reach Holy fuck. That’s a lot No, I’m gone

I didn’t know they were having an orgy down under. This world is a lot more dangerous than I thought. But when I got on the pirate ship, I saw a village. So I’ll steal their food after crossing the safe river Oooh fighting fish! I’m just trying to get to the village.

Okay. Leave me alone. It seems the sea is filled with things that want to kill me, which is perfect! So after I stole the village’s food for the winter. I left the village and decided to build my house in the middle of the ocean. And you may be thinking

There’s dick eating monsters out there. Why would you do that? Well, that’s exactly why The fighting fish will stop most people from getting to me. And a Devil Fruit User would think twice Before trying to raid An ocean base Well…. Unless he was a god. Anyways, I needed more materials

So I cut down a few trees And Y’all might not have seen, but. The fuck? Who le- What pirate left this beer here? A nigga this left beer. Well, I’mma save this and I’m gonna drink it. After I finish this house, it’s going to be my reward for my hard work.

After picking out the beer that some green haired drunk guy must have left behind, I decided to go to the village and apologize for stealing their food. After all, we’ll be spending the next 95 days in this world together, so we’ll need to help each other out. Hey pirate. Hi Oh…

This place is under siege. Now I have to decide Do I risk my life to save these innocent villagers. Or do I? This bed feels real cozy right now. After a good night’s rest. I continued building the house. STONE? GROU- Yeah, I can’t. I can’t watch this stream I can’t

It’s even worse how there’s just a wood pathway It’s unique, you know? In the middle of it. While building I had to fight some phantoms off, but then I gained a level from killing them. And by pressing “P” I was able to invest the stat point into my health, which gave me

Two more hearts! Just a few more, and I’ll go check up on the village. It’s been about a day since I let the village get raided, so the pirates should have gone home by now, and hopefully they left some loot for me. But first I made a chest for my beer

To keep it safe. And then it was finally time to check out the damage. Oh, this place is on fire. Oh, damn villager-san! You can die, I don’t care The pirates are still here I just want some loot He knows I’m here! Oh my sword broke Okay. It’s okay. I got an axe

It broke too! I’m out of weapons, house! Please have something. Please, please. No. Oh, it’s only books. This house Has nothing either Okay. You can hit me through walls. That’s great Why you got to be this way? and you find a house or something or I’m going to die.

Wah, there’s a second on on me Please House have stuff! No, nothing. Damn it, Sea Creature, help me out. I know you eat kids But can you eat him please? Oh. Oh. Okay. It’s over for you niggas. The guy that lived here was a god! Bye He got sent to the shadow realm.

I got charge up on it, though. Wait. Just wait. POW! Die! You’re the last one, nigga. I did it! I survived. I killed all the pirates. Huh? It’d be kind of weird if someone just saw me here alone while everyone’s dead in this village. Hey you!

You must have been the one that caused all this damage. No. No. I didn’t do nothing. Come here, you fucking monkey! I didn’t do. Fuck you! I got to go. I got to go for it before he shoots his cann- His bazooka at me Pirate ships! I’ll use them as a distraction.

That’s what I got to do. Oh, fuck there’s Fighting Fish I have to tell Akainu about this No, no. This is bad. This is bad. Ha, ha. Survive! Tatakae! fuck? Jesus Christ. I almost died. I managed to survive my first real battle, and I got a godly weapon.

No, I can’t take that right now. That’s too many. Payback time Oh they knocked me Into the water. Captain. I think you and your crew owe me. Some get back! Oh he’s alive. He tanked that. He tanked the whole cannon shot This thing does over 50 damage.

Alright I got it this time. I got ’em Get back, nigga. After killing my first captain, I looted his ship and found dick all. So I used my new skills and put the pirates Through a holocaust. So Days, 6 to 10, I was just renovating every ship I came across.

No one was safe Pah, ping, pow, poo, pah, murder. I managed to level up a lot. But I didn’t find a single devil fruit and I’m down to two bazooka shots, so I just went home. Is that the main man Law? Hey yo Law! What’s up? It’s great to see you.

You like my favorite character, you know, You just really the coldest In One Piece To me personally? Especially your fruit, I really I really fucks with that I fucks with it so much I want it. Oh no. Oh no that didn’t do nothing. I want that fruit, home slice!

Oh, oh no. Oh no. Oh God no Alright, you don’t gotta levitate me like that, Law Okay. We can talk about things. Heyo, any pirates out there? Anyone want to come help a pimp out? Hey! I heard your call! Huh? That sound like a nigga! Hey, yo, Bro, he runs quick as hell!

He tall He got long waists He like 7 foot! Oh thank god I’m not in that Oh thank god I would have died Law is a lot stronger than I thought. I hope the final bazooka shot kills him! That did nothing. He still has health! Oh, no, not again Kill him!

We can do this. Just a little more! We did it! I was able to kill Law! And I got his devil fruit. Thank you, my friend. I appreciate it. I would have gotten folded. You’re welcome, my good sir. Well, you help me out. What’s your name? My name is Kurotsuki_Sage

You best give me one thing to call you. Or are we going to have some problems? You can shorten it to Sage Try to run some rackets together Unto these pirates and marines Sure. Okay. Yeah You a Menace then You just said yeah with no thought. I like that.

Got me a little indentured slave! Huh? Wait… Now, wait a minute. I don’t know about all of that. Huh? Wha-? I don’t know What’s wrong? I didn’t say nothin’ I just got. I said I got me a friend. I found my first sla- FRIEND And he was excited to see his new home!

I, of course, built him a room. There you go. And then I made him Get me building materials. You probably need an axe Okay A pickaxe too Here you go After that, I ate the Ope-Ope no Mi And to explain it’s powers Here’s a demonstration. “H” allows me to set down “Room”

In order to use any of my abilities, “Room” needs to be activated. My first ability is “Shambles” Then “Takt” And the rest are locked Until I level up some more. While I was building, I realized I could use “Shambles” To build a road! SHAMBLES!

So now I have a safe way to and from my house now that I’m a Devil Fruit User. This is good because if I were to accidentally fall Into the ocean I’d die On day 14, it was time to try my Devil Fruit out in combat and get some more loot.

So I took Sage into the wonderful ocea- Watch out for that nigga on the left. I don’t know who that is but he big. He ain’t trying to mess. We got to go. Yo! Go faster! It’s okay. I got this! Takt! Damn, my Room didn’t pop up quick enough Oh, I got it.

Oh, I don’t. Oh, no, he’s unaffected. We’re going faster! I’m coming back for you, Sage! I forgot. Takt has a friendly fire! Gaah! Alright, let’s go. We’re out of here. There’s a lot. I believe in you, Sage You got this. Alright. Yup. I’ll hit ’em with the Takt I got him.

Oh, my bad. Nice. I’m flying too. Wha- they must have kept this Fighting Fish as a pet because it ain’t doing nothing to them or it’s just racist. I’ma go in. You say on the boat, I’ma use my Takt So I don’t get you bopped by it this time, okay?

Room down, Takt go Alright Damn, you high You hold them off I’ma loot. Why are you up here? Okay. All right. The captain’s here. I got something for his ass though Got his ass! After a full day of killing, we returned home. Nice. I’m at home. I’m gonna go call it a night.

Alright I’m gonna go kill some animals. Oh. You need some food? No. I just like killing animals. Okay. You can do your psychopath thing. I’m going to bed. Just let me grab this before I head out. Make sure he’s still sleeping And take this with me After that good night’s sleep.

Had a good sleep Hey, while I was out I found a marine base while I was out killing animals. Which was weird to bring up, so I asked if they did anything to him. They beat my ass! Oh hell no. Only way I can do that. Let’s go.

I was living in peace with the Marines so far. But, if they want to injure MY PROPERTY Then it’s war! I bet they have some goated fruits in there too. So I made Sage lead the way. And when we got there, we aired that bitch out. Hey y’all Takt

Get ’em! Get ’em while they’re in the air doing nothin’! I got one of them! Get off of him! I’m here. Right. All right. Got them. Oh, there’s a man with a cannon. All right. Goin’ dummy up there. But that thing can one shot, I believe. Oh, he’s coming down! I’m going down.

Get them now. He’s reloading. Where’s he at? Where the fuck yet? I think that nigga killed himself. I started looting the base, and then I had to ask You got any other Marines You beefing with? I did run Akainu and… Oh, damn. He got you too? DAMN! He came after me, too.

And we’re both people of color, I think. I think he might sound racist. Might be going on I don’t know. In a chest, I found the Pika-Pika no Mi And the… Kiro-Kiro no Mi You want one? You can have this. Yeah! Come on. Yeah… Go outside and test out your abilities!

Got to be goated. Its a Devil Fruit, you know? The boat is all the way fuck over there. Huh? Oh, sheeesh You can fly like that? Nice. So is that all your… Use your Fruit! I could need some help I got him! Okay, I’m pulling down my room. I’mma fu-

You got this This nigga hurt! Hold him off! You got that, Sage! Akainu was stronger than I could imagine, so I had to leave Sage behind. But I guess Akainu was prepared for this since they had Marines patrolling the forest. This is bad.

If I get caught Akainu will know where I am. And he’ll treat me like an Alabama windchime I might need to abandon my hous- I can blend in. Call me Agent 47. The hat works. They’re idiots. They think I’m one of them! Oh, hello, my fellow mate. Hard to starboard, you know.

I can’t believe that this trick works. All I’m wearing is a hat, and my Sneak is Level 1000 What up? Oh, really, my man. That’s just crazy. I’ll keep a lookout for him, too. You know, we gotta catch that dude. Uh huh, yeah. I’m gonna go take this boat.

I made and I shall check for him Once I got home, I saw Sage’s shack. I really lost my indentured servant, and I swore that I’ll get my slave back. But I also noticed that my beer was missing. And the only one that could have taken it was that prick Sage!

They do unspeakable… Unspeakable things to me… What is it? To get Sage back I went around destroying Marines and pirates so I could unlock all of my devil fruit abilities and fully upgrade my stats. Oh, marine base. Oh, God. Oh, Lordy, Lord, I know what I’ve got to do. “H”, Room, Takt.

POW. Yeah, they call me the surgeon of death niggas. That’s what they call me. Yeah! I think I got a strat. If it works, it’s godly Takt. “C” Come on, baby. Yes, that works. I’m gone. I’m out. He killed himself. Clearing out the marine base was pretty easy,

And the loot made this a really good day. Nah I got to go. I got to go. I got to go. Nope, nope, nope, nope, nope. I’m gone Peace Akainu! Fuck you That was the last straw. I need to learn Haki so I can beat Akainu’s ass To Explain

Akainu ate a devil fruit that turned him into literal magma. So if I want to fight them, I need to learn Haki Which lets you attack people like Akainu and the person I teaches Haki is Rayleigh So for Days 23-30 I search for Rayleigh so I can learn Haki

And on day 28, I found him. Rayleigh, my man! Can you teach me Haki? Sure. After losing Law, I’ll need someone to teach. Just give me 64 Rotten Flesh, and I’ll need you to do some Other things after that. Oh, for sure. That’s easy. I got this handled. Only 64 Rotten Flesh

Haki’s about to be a breeze~ While killing zombies This mod’s coder told me That my Radio knife is actually broken. So when I use it, I take extra damage from mobs. He was able to tell me this because I streamed all 100 days

And if you want to catch the next hundred days stream Hit that sub button. And as a bonus you’ll get the N-word pass If you turn notifications on. Anyways, I collected all 64 Rotten Flesh And met back up with Rayleigh And he told me there’s one last thing

I need to do to learn Haki. But he said I can’t show it on YouTube. So I turned my camera off and he did things to me, unspeakable things to me. But hey I got Haki I had to sleep what happened yesterday off But now I have a new issue.

My Devil Fruit is nerfed Because one move is just suicide! So I started hunting down pirates for a better devil fruit. Now for all the loot, Oh this was a big pirate ship, okay! I got the Magu-Magu Okay. I can hit Akainu with his own His own technique, his own power.

But I won’t be able to kill him with that. You know, so I can’t eat it I also found the Ito-Ito no Mi But it’s not much better than my current fruit. After that, I saw a campfire with a chest. Okay, I want that. And I got a little more

Than what I bargained for Is that Ace? Ace, is this your pirate ship? Okay, he’s fast. He’s fast. I’m. No, I’m not too sure. When I saw him move that Mach 10. Ace… Shambles, nigga. Haki on, Gamma knife. Yeah. You don’t like that, huh? I’m out of Haki Three, four, hah!

I’mma regen my Haki, nigga! I’mma invest all my points. Haki’s at seven. It’s almost maxed! V! I ain’t no bitch. I got my Haki unlocked! Die Ace! You should not be Such a hard fight. There we go. I beat Fire Fist Ace. Which means I’m one step closer To killing Akainu! Hey, you!

Hmm. Huh? Come here What you- What you need, Couz? Run those pockets, G! Run my pockets? What you mean? Yeah, them Devil Fruits! I smell them on you Devil Fruits? I’m poor. I know. I can’t just give you Devil Fruit. Nah, I know you lyin’ to me. Alright I got this gun

You want to get shot today, boy? I think I can take a little gun shot if you’re askin- DO YOU WANT TO GET SHOT TODAY? Okay. Okay, sure. You got it. Just give me a second. Just give me a second. I’m working on it. I’m working on it. Don’t shoot me.

Don’t shoot. I’m gone. I’m gone. Bye, bitch. I’m gone. I’m out. I’m out. You suck. Loser. HEY YOU GET BACK HERE! I don’t know who that guy thought he was, but there’s no way for him to catch me. Hey, yo friend. You want some Devil Fruits?

I found a giant ass pirate ship, they- They’re bound to have some, huh? I’m getting in the boat! Oh, damn You are quick. What the fuck? I’ve never seen a ship this big and I have no idea How many people are on it. So… You jump on first and then I’ma jump on

And use Takt and send them all into the air. And a reason you got on first is so they don’t fall into the water. Why does it sounds like you setting me up? No, no. I’mma help I saw one fall on the water, y’all. We got. We got to level up.

Get our stats up. So Imma get on the top of this ship Imma alert them all at top, alright? Hmm. Hmm hmm. And you’re going to come in, stab him in the back, okay? Yep I’ll drop my room, and we’re going to be good Alright Good morning! I’m coming soon, Carl.

Ge- just get ’em all! Make sure they all come up. All right, everyone, come up. Yo! Whoa! What the fuck? Why do you have so many people on your crew? Let’s make sure they all come up. Devin. There’s there’s there’s like I. Let’s keep it going. I’m being surrounded!

Let’s keep it going. You’re doing great. I’m coming. This is a hefty amount of men! I’m from the fucking New World, Bitch! Oh, I am getting all the loot This dumb ass as a retard. I ain’t getting defeated here I have used him so well That had to be the last-

Why is this? Why is this blocked off? Oh, I gotta go. Who blocked this off? He’s coming *mumbles* Good thing he… I can’t… Where is… I can’t… Why is this blocked off? What’s this? Where’d he go? A relic? What the fuck? There’s nothing here. No chest…

Oh, I gotta go Is this where the loot is? I gotta go Where are you? Deven, where are you going? Deven? What’s in the chest? I got to go. No way! I took all the loot. I took it all, Loser! Deven, don’t do this! It’s all mine! YOU STOLE MY TREASURE! I’m gone.

I’m gone. You son of a bitch! NO! I stole it all! You loser. No, you son of a BITCH! Ha, ha. I’m better. I’m so much better than you. All the loot’s mine. And you did all the work! Oh! Whoa! Oh! What happened there? Where am I? What happened to this ship?

There’s so many bodied pirate ships. As I continued exploring, I found out who did it. What the- Woah! Damn, the- Oh, all these pirates whose got bodied By that giant Marine one! That is the only Marine ship I’ve seen in all these days And if they did this much damage to other pirates.

Then it’s a bit beyond my level right now. So I just went home and made a chest for my Devil Fruits. And then I inspected the relic I found Grants the supreme Haki What does that even mean? I right clicked it and I got a new thing above my Haki, you know.

You see the Haki bar it says “J” And now there’s a crown thing above it for Shift + J Woah I got Conqueror’s Haki, bitch! That man Carl’s got jipped today I’ve awakened one of the coldest abilities in One Piece. I can definitively say this mod has made Minecraft Fun again!

But I need to go mining for coal so I can continue building my house. Damn where some fucking coal? I found iron before I found coal Thank you. I’m done mining. I’m going. I’m going outside. I’m not I’m done with this. I’m sick of it. I got six coal, okay?

I’m mad, I’m mad. I’m gonna kill the next person I see I’m gonna murder them. I don’t care who it is. Akainu Katakuri I could I can fuck Katakuri up by now I’m goated lik- Rayleigh? Once I saw Rayleigh I knew what I had to do. Haki of the Supreme King, bitch! Yeah.

This is what you deserve. For all you’ve done, you bastard! I beat Rayleigh and I got his sword. But I also got… Oh! Wait, why do you have… Why do you have Law’s stuff? OH Rayleigh did things to Law too! But now Look at your boy! I got the full Law fit now!

I’ve got the coolest looking outfit in the game And I unlocked my ultimate attack, which lets me take enemy hearts And crush them. To celebrate, I went home and actually slept the night away. I’mma gonna sleep and have a good night’s rest Why do I- Why do I hear some movement? What-

What’s going on? Oh, God. BOW Haki, Activate Takt. Come on. You just go and Attack me in my sleep. How dare you Phah! Damn, Rayleigh’s thing really works. But I saved you for last For a reason, nigga. Why you come to my house? Wait! Don’t do things to me! What? Oh.

I’m not Rayleigh. It’s fine. Um. Um. I won’t do those things. Oh, you know, I recognized the sword. Well, why did you come to my house? I was forced by a pirate named Doflamingo. I don’t. I don’t want to be here, man. Doflamingo, the Warlord? No, no. His younger brother What the fuck?

That’s how you wanna talk. Who else? That’s how yous gonna talk No! This is how they’re going to talk. No! No! Doflamingo tried to rob me ME! I cannot let that slide. I need to style on that nigga. So I made a new boat And with my brand new fit,

I knew I was the coldest nigga on the seas. After sailing for a while, I found where Doffy was staying. Let’s get this goin’ Doffy, you son of a bitch. How dare you try to get my fruit! It’s mine! I should drop room Like right now Cause I’mma teach you about Takt

This nigga doesn’t play. He doesn’t play games. V, bitch. Yeah. How’d you like that? Takt. Takt. I need to heal Ah, me and you One of us dying today. Give me your goddamn heart. CRUSH! I dunno how he survived that I dunno how you did that You a God for that.

I need some help! It works one time. Maybe it can work again. Someone help! Ore wa Kaizuki ore naru Is that Luffy? I’m here to help you! Takt It’s me, Luffy! Oh, you’re hurting me Just deal with it! You’re rubber Put me down! It won’t hurt. Put me down!

Take his aggro for me I need to heal! Please. I fell in the hole Help me! Levitate me out! Takt. There you go. Gum Gum PISTOL Oh, we almost got ’em. Gum Gum BAZOOKA! Let’s take ’em down. We can’t let ’em go. “H” You ain’t going anywhere, Doffy! Yeah. We did it.

Thanks, my friend. I appreciate the help Ummmmm… Where did you get that What? Oh, this thing? I got from some guy Sword from? Named like Rayleigh or somethin’ What did you do to Rayleigh? Well, I got to go! He’s strong. He’s strong! That took half of all of my hearts!

I got to go. I got to go! Come here! Wah! How dare you attack Rayleigh Fighting Fish save my life! Oh, oh no. Yeah. What the heck? Oh no Yeah. I’m gone! The Fighting Fish saved me. Thank you. I’m free. Bah! God damn. That’s another name to add to my shit list.

How dare he attack me? By the end of 100 days I’m gonna kill him. As well as Akainu I’mma rape that nigga! I keep becoming enemies with people that are stronger than me. But it’s time for that to change. The first thing I need to do Is upgrade my devil fruit.

A few days ago, I saw a Marine ship, And I’m a lot stronger now, So it’s time to take them on I’m gonna take this bitch over Haki of the King, Activate! Supreme King Haki! Rayleigh Sword, go Murdered Damn that was actually really easy. All those Pirate ships getting bodied like that.

That was much harder than regular pirates. Really. Woah! You woke me up Whoa, whoa, whoa. Oh, he’s a Devil Fruit user! Time for you to meet your end! He’s a Devil Fruit User! Oh, my! I got to go. Oh. You can’t escape me. Boat, shambles! It didn’t work. Huh? Come down, Meteor.

Oh, my God. He summon meteors from heaven! Who are you? Come back here. Madara? Get squashed like the bug you are! V, bah! Takt! I shouldn’t have underestimated you. Eat my final attack. Gravity Dragon! Damn! Oh, that hurts. I beat his ass. He had strong ass attacks,

But he did not have the health to back it up. That Marine was godly. And that means they must have some godly items here as well. I think I killed all the ones that are down here. Yeah, they’re go- I can’t believe Good. I got caught while I was sleeping. Well. Fuck!

Heyo, its you! Woah What happened to you? Deven Well… Long story short. They caught me slacking when I was sleeping. Damn, that’s crazy. That’s so crazy How that happened to you No. Let me out. Nah. That’s so crazy How that happened to you, my G Damn, all of these treasure for me.

That’s crazy. Listen, man. Just let me out. You’re a Devil Fruit Hunter right? What? What? That’s what you came after me for. Ye- Well, I just got this Gura-Gura Yeah. And this Goro-Goro, my G! The Quake-Quake and the Lightning Fruit! Wait. No, please let me out. Nah Let me out, please.

Nah, you can just stay right there, but… Please! I do like the Goro-Goro More than the Goro-Goro Damn, I’m not saying- I like the Quake-Quake more than the Lightning-Lightning So, you know what? Please. If you ever figure out a way to escape Come on. That’s going to be right there.

No. Don’t do this to me. And now I’m… I’m gonna go live my life. See you later. I’m definitely eatin’ this fruit But first I need to do some more things with my Ope-Ope real quick That involves Sage. But after I do that, I’m gonna eat it. Y’all have my word on that.

After that, I kept raiding ships so I can get more levels, but eventually I somehow ended up in this little creek. I’ve been searching for more pirates to rob, and I got sucked into this dumb desert And this little fucking canal. There’s a Fighting Fish. Thank you.

How’d a whole ocean lead into this? Like, come on And that’s a weird Marine Base What’s going on over here? Oh, I can fight and get some loot actually And some levels Where some Marines at? I got my blade and everything where you Where y’all Sage? Is that you?

This dumb ass is finally here! Huh? Wha- What was that? Oh, nothing. Oh, good. Nothing. You took my beer Yeah. Why? Oh, I did do that. I was thirsty So you drank it or you still have it? I still have it. Good. Good. But I do need some get back for that. So…

All right. Wasn’t there a hay bell Huh? What was that? Why I outta Oh, nothin’ Good. Good. What happened to all the Marines I to be guarding you, the prisoner. Where they at? I don’t know. They just they kinda all left after They did unspeakable

Things to me that I can’t say on YouTube. Oh, that sucks, cause I’m about to do something like that to you as well. Thank you for the heart. What do you mean? Glad to have it. Just had to take it cause You kind of pissed me off for taking my beer.

Can I- Can I get that? Thank you. Thanks. I really wanted that back. I finally got Sage And more importantly, My BEER back! I actually do need your help. I need a lot of work done, which is mining. I need your help with getting some Ancient Debris. So I built a Nether Portal

That’s what I’m talking about. Teamwork. And remembered, Sage needed a diamond pickaxe. So I made a new one gave him my old one and went to get Ancient debris. What is this spawn? This spawn is so L’s What the? Actually, since I have your heart already, I do need to change my fruit.

That is a thing I need to do. Alrighty! Fruit Obtained I got a new fruit now so I can do things like this. I also felt like Sage should know his place so I use Conqueror’s Haki on them. I think I could have sworn to God. Nice.

That’s what’s a knock a nigga out. But I guess I was wrong. After that, we spent a few days mining for Ancient Debris. I figured out that my ultimate attack Can make mining a lot easier. So after getting enough Ancient Debris, it was time to leave. God damn it. Another… Okay. No,

These Devil Fruits are mi- Oh, I don’t. I gotta use Haki! It’s KATAKURI! I forgot you made of Mochi, huh? I got a new Fruit. Just the right person to test this on “C” Damn your mochi’s sticky! I got use my ultimate. Take this, bitch. You went flying He went flying somewhere No

Not far enough. Not far enough. I didn’t know they updated his flaming Mochi attack to be like a cannon. “J” Haki on! Take this. Sage, where are you? I can use some help! I’m here, my nigga Thank – I’m here. Let’s get him- There’s all these holes Don’t fall, Katakuri

Waah! What is that? OH MY, WHAT IS THAT I need to heal Take the aggro! God damn! Wah! The lava! On God! “J” Oooh! He’s hitting you into the lava! “X” Back up, I’m going to use my ultimate I got use it. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Yeah. Beat his ass! Let’s get ‘im!

USE THE LAVA! What are you going to do now? Katakuri He was a menace. Let’s just get the hell out of here you get Ancient Debris? On God! You got any of that on you? You pick any up? Uhh… No Why I outta- Okay, let’s go. We managed to beat The GOAT, Katakuri

And this fight was extremely fun. So fun that I wanted to play regular Minecraft And finish building my house as soon as possible. My ship. So after I tried kill these Fighting Fish Die! Where’d my ship go? I broke it. I built a basic bitch boat and we set off.

You get to go visit your room again. Aren’t you excited? Nice Huh? No I mean. Yes. I mean, yeah. Good After a day, we finally made it back home. And I decided to continue building the house while Sage… Yeah, I think I’ll… I’ll be right back I’ll get some materials. Okay. Good.

Some… initiative I like it It seems Sage’s has changed a bit after getting captured. I didn’t even need to ask him to get me stuff. I don’t think I need to keep his heart on me anymore. So I put it in the chest with my Devil Fruits

And got to building. I brought back some materials. Oh, did you bring me back some wood? I could really use that. Yes But I also have to leave again. Okay. Yeah, to get more materials? Okay. Ye- Yeah. Good. Damn I’m really liking this initiative he’s showing now. Oh. You back? Yeah.

You got me some Oak? Thank you~ Appreciate it to the max! Yeah, Sage. Give me some Oak logs. Okay That man Sage Is taking a really long time to get back now. Oh, you’re floating. Okay. I have the wood. I guess that’s why I didn’t see you. Thanks. That’s kind of all.

I need you to get. Yeah… I still have to be right back again. Huh? Okay. He’s leaving a little bit too often Guess he got, like, rectal cancer or something. He should go to a doctor to spread those cheeks And check that out. I ended up finishing my house… All alone…

But as I said I would do earlier, I cracked out my beer and drank it. I really wish I had Sage here with me. He’s actually a really cool dude And I treated him like a Like a slave When I should have been treating him like a friend.

So while waiting for my friend to return, I crafted Netherite Armor Sage? Yeah. Where are you? Oh, you’re training! This is why you’re my friend and not my indentured servant. You become way better person to me. I just like you. I fucks with you. You’re funny. You’re fun to hang out with.

You’re good to have in a fight. After I told Sage that he’s actually my friend I made the biggest boat possible. So we could pose on bitches together. So I had to put down this bad boy. Wooooo! Alright! That looks nice! I know! Today’s been a really good day

And really made Minecraft fun again. So for Day 99. I made Sage’s his own bed And we went to sleep. You have a good night, Sage I’m passing now. Alright Little did I know that this was the end. Of My happiness. What’s going on? I’m hearin’ I’m hearin’ a lot of – movement

SAGE, WAKE UP! We’re under attack! It’s the Marines! Oh, the Marines! Must be Akainu! Conqueror’s Haki! Bastards gonna attack me and my friend How could you? We gotta get ’em! Let’s get it going, Sage! Haki, on! “V” Yeah! They won’t beat us! Okay, we can go- THAT’S KIZARU! RUN, SAGE! KIZARU?!

We got to go. Alright, let’s go! HE’S RIGHT THERE! GO! SET SAIL! Oh, they sent another admiral out after us. Damn, I just finished building that house! How’d they know where we were? How they know? We worked so hard on that… I’ve lost everything,

But I did manage to keep the one thing that matters most. Sage by my side Is that Akainu? I knew you were racist. Pull over to the left, right there. Let’s go and show him what’s up It’s over for you now, Akainu On God You should have killed us a way long ago.

You never should have left my boy unattended You gonna get out of the boat, Sage? Oh, yeah he put in that Fruit to work. I see you appreciating what I gave you out of Alright, yes sir! The kindness on my heart. Yeah, hope you ready to get your shit pushed back!

I brought him here, Akainu Huh? You did what? It was either you or me. And you made me a slave. Well, now you got to be a dead slave. I put his heart in the chest I took it back when you weren’t looking! See you later. Biatch! I don’t need him

I got the Gura-Gura Let’s go, Akainu I don’t care if you stole my friend. My slave from me. I’m just gonna end your life here by myself. Okay, you able to break stuff still, I see. But I got this This 1v1 handled. I want to kill you myself! Wha?

Oh it’s a 2v1 now? Are you kidding me? Fine, I got this. I got this handled! Come on Akainu! Let’s go! Is that Luffy? Oh, no. This ought to be a 3v1. TAKE THIS! I’m about to get ganged like a porn star! I will defeat you, Akainu! Huh? He’s fightin’ Ace!

That means it’s your ass, Sage! Ey, yo couz! Can we talk about this? I killed the only friend I made in these 100 days. And now my two mortal enemies are fighting each other. I’m gonna let ’em duke it out And the survivor will face me! Oh, Luffy got faded!

It’s me and you, Akainu! But I’m not dying. Oh, that’s water all over there! This is for on Day 1! How are you treated me Like a bottom bitch! There you are. The ship is almost fully destroyed. If I make one wrong step, I will die.

I had to bet on this one last attack Just die already! I did it! I survived 100 days in One Piece! Or so you thought! Huh? RAIGO! Huh? Time for you to die, Deven What is that? I never should have gave him that frui- Wait… Is that ICHIGO? IS THE NEXT VIDEO BLEACH?