Insane 20m Survival Race! AntVenom vs CavemanFilms!

Hey guys answer them here and gave mint films and welcome back to another minecraft video and today we’re gonna be going a little bit old-school I’m on a mushroom yeah you you really are you you you ride that mushroom dan come on yeah right and today we’re gonna be doing

Something you know fairly old-school but I honestly feel like this may be an original idea and that is taking the fundamental idea of survival and making a game out of it a real game that has point values and stuff and today we’re going to be doing is we’re gonna be

Doing a 20 minute speed survival challenge as you guys can tell none of us have items in our inventories and what we’re going to be doing at least for these first two episodes that we’re going to record right away in this video this first episode we’re going to be

Doing the commentary co-op and in the second episode we’re going to be doing it’s sort of like death run style or not death run but um death swap style where we record our commentary separate but you know do the math together and so essentially the way this works is after

The end of 20 minutes depending on what items we have in our inventory the items in our inventory have point values and for now we’re just doing this with based on the ores coal is one iron is two Gold is three lapis is one redstone is one diamonds

Are ten and emeralds are twenty points that’s how we have it right now it feels about right and we’re just gonna go with it so yeah what do you what do you what do you think Dan what do you think I don’t think much but if I did think I

Would think that I want to win are we going oh we’re going oh we’re doing this okay wait wait stop stop stop stop stop stop stop I need I need to stop yeah yeah I want to set my timer okay so five four three two one go yeah you off to because we’re

Not mean to each other yeah you go you’re going down oh yeah that’s right yeah PvP off just for the time being I need to turn my sounds down which is cutting away at my time what what did you just do I jumped off the tree what

Are you what do you tapped webos to you and he jump off a tree huh you die you die permanently and forever it wasn’t that tall of a tree okay gosh okay all right yeah you know it dude dude you’re good you were so going down right now

Oh boy oh look Oh what what you know well you know what’s gonna happen though I mean this was my idea you’re just gonna wind up destroying me at my own idea I have a feeling your aunt phantom man that’s what you do is you survive if it’s stuff you’ve already

You’re starting to mine already oh I just realized something oh I’m not telling you no I’m not telling you I’m not telling you what my ideas cave oh oh that’s rude yeah I’m not gonna tell you it’s amazing that I’m not gonna tell you what my idea is

Well fine be that way you know what you know what I’ll tell you I’ll tell you in a little bit I’m actually I’m not gonna be a total dick to you okay I promise I didn’t know your name was dick dude dude you dude you you don’t got my dick swag

Bro what oh no you just there was a bound you walked all over you took it out to dinner and you did not pay the bill just walked out I was like thanks for the free meals sucker I do have to I do have something I gotta tell you though actually hang on

Let me check my volume settings here yeah Dan I do want to let you know that your volume on skype may be a little low I just want to tell you this now so your whole recording isn’t isn’t ruined if that’s the case well I get my recording

I don’t know about your recording though okay no you go ahead and you do that bro okay no I’m not gonna total dick move you guess what biome we’re in we’re in a buy I don’t know we’re in a redwood forest biome that has mushrooms so yeah

I didn’t want to be a total dick to you I I wanted to give you the idea you know just so you didn’t star buy their KFC it’s okay okay all right what all right so I need I need to get I need to get myself started here how do I get

Mushroom you punch you punch things oh there we go this train didn’t put out what it didn’t what are you saying right now dude the mushroom wouldn’t give me its fruit it wouldn’t give you the fruit of the mushroom I don’t even that’s a new kind of underwear quite exclusively by me right

Actually it was you I think you came up with it fruit of the mushroom I don’t even know what I’m saying anymore I’m so into concentration mode now that I just don’t even know like what is oh you pulled the sword out yep do you have

To gamma get on get it get on my level that’s what that stands for dude I’m just saying you’ve got to do it you have to get on my level but if I was on your level then we’d be tied you know oh and another thing that we have agreed upon

Is that we’re not gonna really tell each other exactly when we find things like maybe we might trash talk each other on like the first diamond or something but we’re not gonna go overboard really you know we’re not gonna say oh I found this I found this we’re gonna calculate all

That afterwards I just completely went ham on a chicken and that sounds really ironic if you think about it wow wow oh I like the area that I’m that I’m hearing what does it mean what does it mean Dan it means you’re gonna lose Joe

Nope what does it mean oh oh oh I hear I hear mobs oh yeah oh well guess what but boom I got the first point do you got the first point yeah but dude you don’t even know where I am you don’t even understand my swagger oneis right now Oh

God oh you’re going with Wagner Oni dude no it’s actually a new time of like beef you know like Beefaroni bro like get on my level right now effect but the hamburger helper doesn’t help people like you you know just realize is that like Cole is on the list of things that

We can get by up but we have to use it too but yeah but we have to use it to survive so well not no that’s why I was saying okay and that’s yeah dude I got I got the first I I got points now Oh God

That skeleton is wearing a check wait he says it’s Halloween it’s that we’re recording this on Halloween I think all the mobs might be wearing those dude this is Halloween edition we should post this today we didn’t even know this your so prou that we do Halloween edition of

Our minigame or whatever you want to call it before the actual game comes out well yeah we’re recording this at 1:00 a.m. so we have to record we have to release this today now I think what do you think I think so yeah oh my don’t were liars so if one of us

Doesn’t do it nah dude I’m gonna compare how Sousou died dude I got I got this so hard okay I guess it’s gonna be me then if you egg my house my address is 42 Wallaby Way Sydney Australia aye Sydney Australia yep yep oh oh I’m

Diggin the area that I’m in a lot I’m looking for food and I’m not saying none I just got the dude what did I tell you about food before I just got the red shroom I don’t want to go back to my base tree you kind of might have to III

Might run low on food who knows I didn’t really get no actually I won’t I have ice I have spare mushrooms it’s okay I found the incredible edible KFC what KFC yeah dude for some odd reason though I didn’t pick up the first KFC it’s okay

Okay oh I see where you’re saying that took me a second oh yeah Oh for a second I thought I screwed up real badly you did no I really thought I did for a second I thought it was actually really bad what I did but alas I did not screw

Up that badly how bad did you think you would screw it up as badly as wait what is Hot Topic what did you just do oh yeah I went to a trendy store yeah I I thought I didn’t bring any more wood down I thought I was low on my wood

Supply but I don’t I don’t think I actually was I’m gonna be very conservative on torches though oh god I hear skeletons dying I mean if the torch wants to pass health care does that mean you’re going to just completely cut it off for like 50 days in a row

What’s Monster Hunter bro that was bad political joke I heard that I’m like wait a minute did dad just did Dan just did he just yeah I did you know cavemen are actually like did you know George Washington was actually part caveman no cuz that’s a lie

I don’t even know what this game anymore it’s the game called life and we’re failing at it and we’re failing really hard at it right now well Dan’s failing at it begin not minecraft style but I’m not failing at it no no hey you look at me I’ve won like 70,000 survival games

So get on my level hey hey dude you just just just be jelly I just just keep bringing on your jelly okay understand that you okay don’t have any bread dude I don’t you can have the jelly all right you know what I feel right now I feel like the iron level may

Have been assigned a bit too high of a value why did you find like a whole gigantic rocket rocket um no okay I never said anything like no no no I’m just stating in general that maybe that it was a bit too high of a value for it when I’m just

Stating that you might smell a little bit like a taco dude survive oh nice dude nice bro I’m the Monster Hunter Tri or four if you’re Japanese what I don’t even understand there’s a video game on lots of things and Japan there’s a video game on lots

Of things that mean it’s on lots of consoles and like setups and stuff yeah it’s on the PSP and the 3ds Wii and the Wii U Oh about it I’m actually ps2 and computer no don’t die don’t die we lose points that we die because we was our crack Oh same thing bro

Creeper same thing bro oh no that’s my crafting bench don’t you don’t you dare okay just just blow up thank you okay you blew up good no no crafting bench destruction i am i fat this is like the mother lode of places okay another thing

I want to say too is that iron ingots and then iron ore are gonna be assigned the same value obviously oh yeah unless you use them right i iron tools do not count though because if you’re using them for your gaining you know I agree with that I agree with that

Okay cool as long as we’re on the same yep well actually then yeah there’s no point in having spare einen guess it’s just because like the way that I’m cooking them up here and what you acquired hardware yeah hardware store no well so let’s just say I found something that requires

The iron requires it requires the iron pickaxe Oh what does it mean what you think it means obsidian okay yeah new did that what I am smarter dyou okay I don’t even have the point value thing up right now I’ve been playing ace attorney I know how to

Bluff okay I can tell you right now we’re about halfway through how does it creeper hey no no no no creeper no don’t kill the chicken okay is are those are those what I think they’re over there no I don’t think there is where’s am i screwing with you right now

No maybe I am maybe I’m not who knows who knows bro I know because all we have to do is follow the yellow brick road I don’t even know um why are you quoting a very popular because I can because I have the physical capability as a human being to do it

Give me that iron oh I know what I can do with this iron but I’m not gonna use any more of it oh god no dansgame no dance internet connection dropped no loan no Oh oh now he left okay I’m pausing pausing pausing the counter we’re about halfway through pausing the counter

Pausing it okay pausing it alright and we are back we were about ten minutes through when Dan lost his internet connection but alas I I thought that you’d lost it I was like oh we lost at me by saying does that mean I win and then I look at I look

Over at my skype and I’m like oh oh my god bro okay it’s not fair okay stupid Internet company doing maintenance hey well is it you know what I I waited for you like a good little gentleman you know I didn’t know I didn’t want to take any cheap advantages

Or anything my deaf baggage into men oh no god I hear I hear baby zombies all around me I’m really sorry I hate midgets oh yeah dude Oh for a second there I thought that full-grown zombie was a baby zombie and I was gonna flip my turnips okay that’s a large area

Over there that I do not have a bucket for nor do I have water for so I’m just gonna leave it be water bucket yeah all right I’m gonna I’m gonna head off in this direction all right cool I crawl into my cave now oh wait a minute now

There’s water over here though and then oh god oh god stay away from you guys oh no what’s going on int nothing nothing is is somebody paying you a visit stuck in the water I can’t go after him without being dangerously close to lava no creeper creeper creeper

I’ll bribe you I’ll give you candy if you knock my friend into the lava yeah if I get knocked into the lava this would be the most embarrassing death ever that’s what you would say I hear things oh my god this is a Oh God oh crap I

Don’t I don’t hear he’s at I don’t hear with a creepers at where’s the creeper at he’s dying though it’s okay creeper creeper creeper what’s your very burrow ah watch me a name I want em all what I don’t know you’re you’re the guy from Batman I I

Guess I don’t think there is a guy from Batman who know who that was close you don’t even understand close dude that was close I’m guessing closest when you’re in the general vicinity of something yeah I was slightly in the vicinity of it it’s okay

If by slightly you mean a lot Li and a lot li you mean majorly oh I found a I found a K oh there’s a spider under here hello my friend I wanna be your friend okay I wasn’t talking to you I was talking to the spider when where minecon we’ll attack

Each other or something I don’t know is that what friends do yes oh dude Oh what the heck your scream just did something and like I can barely hear you now oh okay thank you for letting me know thank you for letting me know please oh okay tools an option Skype okay my

Motto adjusting here thank you sweet we’re back we’re back thank you for letting me know you’re welcome who’s guide sucks by the way guys that really does it auto adjust our volume even if it’s not checked and yes we have unchecked all the things that say I’ll

Allow you know windows to take exclusive control of it or something like that or whatever the options are oh God oh no I didn’t mean to lose that many of them oh I’m sorry aunt I have found the other load do maybe it the father load

You don’t even know dude I think I dude I got the load okay okay we need to quit talking about loads because dude I got okay you don’t even know the Lord that I got ready for this scared you’re scaring me quit it dude eyes let’s look into my inventory

Right now how many stacks of all this stuff do I have oh that’s not as many that’s not as many as I thought I had actually oh look at that mister I know that even doesn’t seem right actually I think I may have accidentally dropped something uh-huh oh oh oh oooh this is

Weird okay well it’s just it incentivizes me to go that much harder Oh got that joke the whole time dude I’m immature no it’s actually just you know about right it’s cuz I made armor that’s why that’s why this number seems so low is it it’s really yeah dude wow this

Cake is amazing no it didn’t leave me alone this cave is really truthfully something else oh this skeleton it’s just like a he trying to like mountain climb or something he didn’t do you okay dude yeah okay dude I believe in you right now okay there’s a

Witch in here there’s a wick there’s a witch in this ravine oh beware the most dangerous of all the crafts horrible mops I know it’s a witch those things those things are more like they should change the W of a bee I’m just sayin dude I I absolutely agree with

That statement right now okay can I can I can I mind this up so how many points is coal again coal is one Oh balls right how many points there diamonds again diamonds are seventy million billion trillion oh well then crap you win I haven’t gotten any

Diamonds oh yeah dude welcome to the challenge dude oh but I have gotten a lot of other things my my game just sounded like something pooped out stuff and I’m confused as to what is your game working oh yeah yeah yeah yeah okay good

I was scared for a second I was like no no no it sounds like something pooped out something and it went oh okay oh that was the Scout or the zombie with a pumpkin on its head that’s right there yeah that could be it and it sound it sounds like a pretty accurate

Explanation of how they sound there’s children watching this that sounds like something Adam would do on just like a regular basis yeah I’m not insinuating anything he would do I’m in I’m insinuating the sounds he would make so oh you’re a terrible person you should go to terrible people

Jail you only just melted an iron ingot and hey oh god you know what I’ve a sin advised my incentives yeah I can tell you right now we only have four minutes left in this whole challenge oh well if that’s the case not even three and a

Half minutes if you got the mother lode of diamonds though you may destroy me actually the mother lode so by mother lode I actually mean father lode well no I’m talking about the definition of said lode let’s see this has got to be the worst video we’ve ever recorded and at the

Same time it’s the best everything’s the best when it’s me what everything the bet is the best ones skeleton with it don’t kill me thank God I don’t think I don’t think anything’s like skeleton with go check out games channel link in the description below it’s still alive with

Just yeah with just let’s say about three and just under three minutes ago yeah but I’m at lava level malsum so am I actually I bet I’ve been there for the past 10 minutes hey there zombie do you want to be my out do you want to be my owl oh it’s a

Slime it’s a little oh it’s a little baby slime you’re dead now yeah oh oh no no you were not telling me holy geez bring on a football sandwich rigged on a butt ball sandwich guys the hashtag these things right now no no no now there’s a creeper there’s a creeper

He’s gonna get you he’s gonna eat you in his salad creeper quit hating yourself quickly meme quit making me hit you oh god oh my god I’m a no no no no no no no oh god don’t don’t die Dan I’m not going to don’t die brain-dead that’s

What I love about midgets not offending anyone he’s talking about zombie midgets specifically the zombie variety right yeah yeah specifically the zombie variety that’s whatever he thinks is brain-dead because they’re literally brain-dead it’s it’s not even a metaphorical representation it’s a literal representation I don’t think you

Know what a metaphor means because that no no hit III I think I did mean a different word it’s okay welcome to Minecraft and the channel where things make no sense whatsoever what there’s mining and crafting yay oh god creeper don’t blow me up please blow him I mean you made a funny

No well yeah I guess it’s kind of funny I just made one creeper blow up another I feel like a god right now you should feel like something else so what like I’m losing or like I’m winning like losing like a lose dude we have 40

Seconds left how does it feel I’m gonna win do I want at least one diamond during this challenge I’ve been a I’ve been at this level for so long I want one diamond of course there had to be a monster getting in the way am i flying

Yeah I hear spiders and I’m not wait how many minutes left ah less than 20 seconds oh my butt okay that’s a lot of creepers okay that’s a lot of mobs I think we’re done the challenge here well we got ten seconds ten seconds you’re right

You are right we do have 10 seconds 6:12 for three twenty two one time’s up time’s up I’m good okay all right so go ahead and game-mode yourself to creative so /gm our /gamemode space one then let’s go ahead and let’s TP TP and then you type

In your own name and then 0-100 zero we’ll do that oh we’re in the middle of an ocean oh crap lag okay it’s okay because I don’t know how to teleport to a coordinating hang on wait hang on let me tell her let me teleport you tomato

Character will respond oh well you you have to type and slash kill for that I think or can you just type in /spawn no you can’t okay so hang on TP caveman ant venom oh there we go I win okay cool all right so what we’re

Gonna do is I’m gonna grab two chests and we’re not going to say to each other what we got just yet I want to go and I’m going to throw those bowls out because I don’t matter so a double chest for both of us okay and then I’m gonna go and I’m gonna

Throw this these out and yeah now we’re gonna put our stuff away so what counts again so okay let me go ahead and let me pull the thing up again all right let’s see here ma’am I’m actually gonna organize them like I’m gonna put the stuff that it’s actually valuable on the

Bottom row so okay this is this is not bad honestly so we’re gonna have to add these up ourselves okay okay alright I think that about is that it for my valuables yes that’s it for my valuables okay okay what’s what’s all of them again just for people who are too lazy

To check okay so the calculation is call one point iron two points Gold three points lapis one point redstone one point diamond ten points emerald 20 points okay so let’s go at you know what before we even look into each other’s chests right now let’s let’s do the

Calculation what do you think I’m doing it my mind okay let’s see you do it in your mind I’m gonna trust it okay let’s see okay so wait that one’s actually just I got it no I don’t it wait wait got again no wait a minute let’s see okay

Dude I’m adding it up here you better you better you better watch out you better not cry you better not pout I’m telling you why ant Menem is gonna on your face okay and then lapis is one point so that’s just that hmm okay so now I gotta add these numbers up okay

Let’s go and let’s clear it up let me know when you got it here’s done I’m doing it I’m doing it I’m doing it let me just do the stupid easy math in my head that I’m too stupid to do alright I got my number at it I’m I’m disappointed

In myself actually are you yeah a little bit I felt just short of a certain number okay I’m good all right you ready you good uh-huh okay you want it you want to take them out and chat or something yeah I already did okay ready three two one oh you say look

In the chest all right oh okay well redstone because I knew it came in abundance and well it’s not that I knew it came in abundance it was coming in abundance well you got more of everything than me so I was going for the coal I was kind

Of hungry so I just kind of play yeah I see that’s that’s why that’s why he gave you that tip about the mushrooms cuz I didn’t want to feel like such a dick who just doesn’t give his friend tips about food why would you call me

Fat no I wanted to give you the tips to let you could eat make sure you write your vegetables yes stay away from lean meat eat your lean meat stay away from your vegetables what that’s the exact opposite of what I just said oh you put

Everything in the I mean you only put those into the chest I put everything I had into the chest just if you want everything here’s three here’s some feathers here’s dead chicken club I win clubs worth a thousand points yeah okay I guess I guess in spirit you win I have five bro

You there nightclubs there bones and so they’re only worth zero points but you’re not caught yours or not club called Club therefore I would but I am caveman everything is club and my name is antvenom and we bid your all yeah farewell thanks so much for watching

Oh wait wait before o if before you stop watching yes Shen if you like this kind after the other kind comes out which one just tell us do you like cuz with the dual come or do you I know what I think Dan know what I don’t think we should do

A single commentary video are you you read my mind I don’t think we should I feel like this was great I think I can speak for the audience and that this actually worked out very well but if you guys disagree let us know in the comments section is a creek get out we

Don’t want you that’s not true that’s not true I do not condone anything gay ban film says I I condone this building yeah we we failed the perfect outro there we have we had the transition rolling to the outro and then you’re like no way I I ain’t had a brain part

That was the opposite so anyways yeah I hope you all have enjoyed my name is Adam Ah