INSANE! Baba’s 1 Second Nut Bust Storytime

okay so on this channel I have a lot of embarrassing moments in my life and I will admit even though some of them are really out of pocket they are really entertaining but today’s story is a bit personal and honestly I won’t lie to you if you can see the title of this video yes I used to be a one pump chump what does that mean well today’s story will explain it all but before we get into the story make sure you guys do leave a like And subscribe to the channel if you haven’t already if you guys don’t subscribe you guys will also be a one pump chump so press that like button and subscribe to not be one but other than that let’s just jump into this insane crazy story yo what is going on you guys my name is Bubba and welcome back to an embarrassing story so this story takes place back when I was actually I want to say like 5 years ago almost so this was I want to say make grade 10 year now in grade 10 I did a lot of different things you know and one thing I will say is that around grade 10 I was doing more of the devil’s Tango than I expected but obviously with great power comes great responsibility don’t ask why I’m coding Spider-Man it’s just I don’t know moments like these I get emotional when I talk about My Success of Smashing so many women even though I don’t know if it’s really success to do the devil’s Tango but we’ll consider it anyways today’s story starts back in grade 10 and I remember in grade 10 I had a fling with this girl basically me and this girl were friends with benefits and me and her we’d always talk over Snapchat and you know send each other photos and stuff yeah you know what I’m talking about those photos by the way you shouldn’t send those photos it’s not good for you to do but yeah those photos and basically me I would always like you know train myself to beat one out and you know do the do cream so that when the day comes of me and actually her doing the devil’s Tango I’d be prepared now one thing I will say is that yeah sometimes I was really shy with my performance and things and I will say this much I never wanted to not let the girl finish first before I did but this one time and I mean this only one time things were really bad because I remember one time in school when I was walking down the hallway in my grade 10 year my friends with benefits ended up walking up to me now usually she would walk up to me and talk to me when we were heading to our socials class that we had together but as we walk in a social class she told me hey Bubba my parents won’t be home this weekend so like if you want to come over and sleep over you can oh uh yeah like I’m down sure I I’ll come over this weekend now obviously I was going to come over there was no way I wasn’t going to come over and come over sorry that sounds inappropriate going on though so from there we ended up going through social studies class and then afterward she ended up telling me the plan for me to go over after planning it out I basically got the idea of what to do basically go in there do my deed and walk out I wasn’t actually going to plan on staying the night I don’t know what kind of guy stays night if you’re not dating the chick and this chick was only a friends with benefits to me so to be honest I could care less and I remember basically the next day on a Friday I ended up basically going over to her house after school and from there when I got to her place I was really excited I ended up going you know to her place and she had let me in we ended up going straight up to her room and when we sat down on her bed I realized that she had a flat screen TV to watch like you know a movie or something so when I was sitting there you know to transition nicely to the you know the devil’s Tango I asked her if it was cool if you watched like some like you know cool cool funny but yet kind of romantic movie we ended up putting the movie grown-ups I I don’t know why grown-ups is a great movie I love the movie but to watch it during the devil’s Tango it made no sense but I mean it it worked anyway and basically from there me and her we started laying down and watching the movie now when we were watching the movie I remember she ended up looking over at me saying Bubba like do you want to like I don’t know like go for it what what do you what is what I said afterwards I was really nervous and I didn’t know what to say but then afterwards she ended up actually grabbing my leg and started going for my eggplant and at that moment I kind of startled cuz yes at this time I did do the devil’s Tango before her but one thing about this girl is that you know like those types of girls that you look at and they’re just automatically like super attractive to the point where like you don’t know if you’re going to perform well enough for her I was basically having one of those moments so at that point I remember I started kind of like panicking a little bit and I started watching the movie and when a funny scene ended up popping up on the movie grown-ups I ended up basically laughing really out loud to kind of clear the awkwardness ended up laughing with me so that you know it wouldn’t be as awkward as well but then she ended up telling me are you like nervous or something as she ended up literally hopping on top of me now at that moment when she hopped on top of me I said screw it it is time to perform so from there me and her we basically start making out over and over and then she you know reached for my you know I can’t really describe it into detail because well YouTube will demonetize this video but you can kind of get an idea of what happened and then from there I remember I ended up basically like you know kind of freaking out you know kind of nervous but then afterwards I I remember right as I’m like you know about to like take off my pants and put it in her um yeah let’s just say I ended up basically putting it once in and uh when I pulled it out I was done yeah I uh did the devil’s cream after one stroke yeah I I don’t know how else to explain this story it is super embarrassing and the fact that I’m telling this on YouTube Honestly YouTube Don’t demonetize me please I understand this is really out of pocket but you got understand there’s there’s a lot more worse things on YouTube but yeah basically from there I ended up doing the the devil’s cream and I ended up doing it on her uh peach and she looked over and turned around and said did you finish uh no no no no I’m just getting started is what I told her but then right as I’m looking down at my eggplant I realized that it was um it was it yeah you know it just wasn’t working so from there I ended up telling her oh actually I have to go to the bathroom real quick so I go to the bathroom and I start like kind of giving myself a motivational speech in my head to basically get my eggplant going and it got to the point where I ended up actually going on my phone and started searching up like the devil’s Hub to basically get my brain into that active mode but it wasn’t working I did my deed it happened it was done what was done is done I won’t lie to you I was super embarrassed and I didn’t know what to do so I remember I ended up going out there and I told her listen like I got a lot of things in my mind and like you know like my brain isn’t just working right now I’m I’m going to be honest like I can’t do this she ended up looking at me saying oh like is everything all right like do you want to talk about it so instead I basically pretended to trauma dumper her with like you know things that were going going on when things weren’t actually going on I don’t know I had to BS my way out of this one and apparently I did but yeah that is basically it for today’s story okay so today’s story is honestly something super intense and honestly I did not know how to tell the story but if you guys read the title of this yes this is a true story that actually happened and honestly I’m embarrassed to say it but this is the one time where I did a mistake in the devil’s tango and I won’t lie to you guys this story gets very deep can I even say that can I even say why is the camera on um uh I back to the gameplay okay anyways like I was saying this story gets really deep so make sure you guys who leave a like why am I telling this story can I even say this on YouTube YouTube Don’t demonetize me I apologize anyways what is going on you guys my name’s Bubba and welcome back to an insane story so today’s story is about how I put it in the wrong hole so back when I was in high school I want to say this was my grade n year now many of you guys are probably asking bubba how did you put it in the wrong hole well you guys going to understand and back when I was in grade 8 was the year I lost my vCard that story is also on the channel if you guys want to go see that go ahead and watch it but other than that going on I lost my vCard in the most weirdest way possible where the girl had control of everything and by everything I mean everything like I was literally laying there like a dead fish like I’m not joking like I I’ll literally show you you guys don’t I I was literally like this I was like I was like okay that that that’s embarrassing but going on like I was saying I remember basically back when I was in high school I really had no idea what I was doing I’m going to say though it wasn’t until like the other half of grade n the second semester of grade n when I was really in my devil’s Tango phase of life but going on with the story I remember basically back when I was in grade n my first week of high school I really did not know what I was doing when it came to women and to be honest I had a major stutter so me pulling girls was not easy and also on top of that I will say this much I didn’t look like a stud okay I was a basic boy I I wasn’t I wasn’t anything insane okay I’m not like right now you know what I’m saying like oh JY shark sponsor me sorry not the point going on though I remember basically back when I was in high school I remember in high school I had a major stutter and I remember there was one girl in my theater class that was actually really attractive I really found her attractive and to be honest with you I really and I mean really wanted to hit her up like you know when you see a girl and you’re like oh man I think me and her could have some really cute kids that was basically my mindset I know kind of creepy and no my goal wasn’t to impregnate her well clearly I couldn’t if I put it in the wrong hole that’s not the point going on though I’m not going to lie to you I was very interested in her and I will say this much I was thinking about know getting with her being with her all that cool stuff but I will say this much it was hard for me to even talk to women like imagine me walking up to you going hi hi hi um so like I I I I I I like it was just not attractive so I remember from there I was basically embarrassed of myself didn’t know what to do didn’t know what to say but I remember one day we were all gathered together for a school play that we were doing and this play was basically Peter Pan I think we all know what Peter Pan is basically it’s about this guy in Tights who comes through a window and starts like talking to children I mean I know a couple guys that do that now it wait no okay I can’t say that okay I’m not saying that I’m not saying that but anyways from there I remember we all did Peter Pan and we were basically going through the script and everything and I remember me and this girl we both had different parts I played as the kid who had weird glasses cuz I wear circle glasses back then and now which is also another story for another time of why wear circle glasses but basically I played Wendy’s brother and she played Wendy and basically me and her we had to run through lines together and this was the only time when I could actually talk to this girl without making it weird so I remember me and her we would stand beside each other and we both like our scripts and we’re like okay uh blah blah blah blah blah blah I don’t I don’t remember the lines to be honest it was back when I was in grade nine and basically from there I remember me and her we were going through it and Midway through I remember she looked at me and said buba do you have like problems reading no is what I said to her when in reality like I said I had a stutter I kind of had a problem reading well not a problem reading just a problem talking to her like you guys know that feeling like guys you have to know this feeling when you’re looking at a girl and when you look at her you’re kind of just like shaking kind of nervous and then you look at her eyes and you’re like holy cow she’s hotter than expected yeah it was basically that feeling for me it was harder than it looks okay but going on from there I remember me and her we basically started talking we basically started going through this whole school play but I remember Midway when I was going through my lines I remember I looked at her and said yo so like I I was uh I was I was wondering um you want to like maybe like uh uh you know do do you uh do you want to maybe like uh go out go out sometime I remember she looked at me and she’s like that’s not in the script no it wasn’t in the script I’m literally asking you out I didn’t say that but I remember I said no funny joke uh no I was wondering uh do you want to like maybe like go out I remember she looked at me and she’s like I I mean we could yeah I mean that wouldn’t be a bad idea I mean I hope not why would that be a bad idea how is that a bad idea to this day I wonder how is that a bad idea I asked her out how was that a bad idea if I asked you out would you say it’s a bad idea no you wouldn’t but basically I asked her out she found it weird and I’m not going to lie to you it became really awkward and then I remember she ended up telling me um okay well like just add my Snapchat and we’ll see where it goes okay no problem though I mean I kind of was in wasn’t I I mean I mean I I consider that a win at least in my book I I don’t know maybe not maybe yes I don’t know but going on from there I remember me and her we started basically talking over Snapchat and one thing led to another she actually found me pretty funny and that was because I wasn’t talking to her in person stuttering every second minute of a conversation like me and her we actually got to talking we actually got to know each other and things ended up being pretty good now this is the part of the story where you guys are all excited and trying to figure out what happened and how I put it in the wrong hole well basically I remember me and her we were talking over Snapchat and she told me that day hey like do you want to like meet up after school and I remember I asked her where and she told me that she basically wanted to just hang out and get to know me so we decided to go for a walk in the park now walk in the park is nothing crazy it’s just an average you know walk in the park me and her we were walking down the park you know doing our thing and then basically one thing led to another me and her we started talking about things that we shouldn’t as grade nyear olds not not grade nines grade NES not 9-year-olds that that that’d be really bad and illegal but basically as a grade n we had conversations that we should not have we were basically talking about things like the devil’s Tango and by the way for all you kids out there I know you guys know what I’m talking about this is not right but I know you know what I’m talking about but basically we ended up talking about you know if Size Matters and you know how big her cherries were and stuff and in one thing led to another we ended up basically arguing because I said I was average size and she said that she wasn’t wait what that makes no sense wait what wait what the heck did I just say basically she was saying that I was an average size and I said I was and I said I could prove it her so that’s when she had this bright idea to go to into the woods and basically me proed to her that I was average size so I remember me and her we ended up walking to the woods we literally walked into the woods that was by the lake that we were walking around or the park we were walking around that was near the lake that was you know what I mean and basically I ended up taking off my pants and she was actually pretty amazed I’m not going to lie boys I’m packing so I remember she was amazed and basically one thing led to another ended up she ended up taking off her pants and we ended up doing the devil’s Tango but I remember as she was B as she was how how do I explain I I can’t do I can’t as she was like you know like like I can’t I can’t I’m going to get this video demonetized YouTube’s going to sue me anyways as she was yeah um basically one thing led to another I I ended up trying to you know slide but this was like the only second time I’ve ever done it and um I found out girls have two holes yeah I ended up putting it right away in and me thinking I was a pro I just like straight up just shot it in like a bullet like I’m not joking like if my eggplant was a bullet i i i i it’s like hammering a nail I just I I put it in okay I I did I did and to be honest with you she ended up like basically yelling screaming like she yelled like a death scream it was more like a it wasn’t like a ah like it was more like a ah like it was like really really bad and I remember I started like basically freaking out cuz I thought I did something wrong which I mean I did and then she ended up looking at me saying okay that hurt so much and turned around as she was not wearing anything and I remember I said yeah I guess I’m pretty big and she ended up slapping me across the face saying no dummy you put it in the wrong area haven’t you done this before yeah is what I said but then yeah basically I ended up putting up my pants and uh basically me and her we decided to uh not talk to each other anymore cuz well that was really embarrassing and especially to do it in the woods was a whole different category but yeah all I’m going to say is me and her we ended up not ever talking to each other again and I remember when me and this girl went back to her place I started to realize in the middle of us making out she ended up biting my arm and she rolled her eyes back as if she was a monster this girl was crazy yo what is going on you guys my name is Bubba and welcome back to another really embarrassing but I got to say crazy story so this story all takes place back when I was in high school and this was my grade 12 year now my grade 12 year this was when I was graduating and I guess trying to figure out life to the fullest if you guys are in grade 12 comment down below but you guys know what I’m talking about the pressure’s on and honestly for me I didn’t know what my future held like if someone could go back in time and tell me in my grade 12 year that I was going to become a YouTuber and tell all these insane stories about my life I wouldn’t believe you because obviously these are all super embarrassing but one thing was for sure I remember my grade 12 years specifically there was one time where me and my friends we all ended up walking up to each other in the middle of the hallway and I talked to my homie saying yo bro honestly man I got a lot of stress this year I want to be honest with you bro I want to go do something oh okay what do you want to do well I don’t know like is there anything happening this weekend Oh I actually know what party that’s happening we all looked at my friend that said that there was a party happening and we looked at him out of curiosity because I’m going be honest with you guys he wasn’t really known as well a party type of person but the fact that he brought it up especially made us all really surprised and excited so at that moment we’re all like oh okay Bet like let’s go to the party you’re talking about and me and my friends we all ended up getting this information and let’s just say we started to find out that it was a party that was in the Southside now if you guys don’t know what the southide is I mentioned it in a couple story times before but basically it’s like the more gangster side or the hood as people may call it on the internet of where I live and I’m going to be honest with you I was never allowed there growing up and now that I was 18 I’m going to be honest I was like you know what how bad could it be some of my friends were really unsure about about this and I’m not going to lie to you A lot of them did not want to actually go it even got to the point where one of my friends said B I’m not going to lie bro like what if we get killed like I don’t want to die bro like we’re literally about to graduate dude we’re going to be fine how bad could it be like there’s a lot of people on the outside yeah gangsters dude we’re going to be a okay now yes I maybe was totally lying to my friends just to make them go to this party but I’m going to be honest with you I really wanted to go and do something just to keep my mind off school so I remember the next day it was a Friday and it was when the party was happening I got inside my car that I was given back when I was 16 cuz well you know it was my 16th birthday present but that’s not the point going on I ended up picking up all my friends and we started heading straight to the house that had the party but on the way as we were driving I started to realize that the Southside was really unsafe like I’m going to be honest with you the more we looked around we started to see that there was a lot of people like walking around that couldn’t pull their pants up apparently and it was actually kind of intimidating to the point where I started looking at my friends kind of starting to regret my decision of going to this party but we were already so close and we said why not so once we finally got there it was around like 700 p.m. which was actually pretty early for a party in the Southside at the time but you know what we were in no way complaining cuz it was still daylight outside and when we finally got to the house we started to realize that this house was no ordinary house it was some Airbnb and like I’m going to be honest with you there was a lot of people there that did not look like they were able to pull their pants up if you guys know what I’m talking about then you kind of understand what I’m saying there were a lot of people that wanted to be gangsters or I guess in their full Hood form if that makes any sense I remember my friend was like okay maybe me mentioning this party wasn’t a good idea you think is what my other friend said and I ended up saying you know what let’s just park the car across the street walk in and see what happens so that’s what we did we ended up walking towards the house and when we started like kind of walk inside the house a lot of people started looking at us because we stuck out like a sore thumb like we weren’t dressed in any way for this occasion whatsoever or for this I guess Hood party that was happening but as we were walking around I started to realize that a lot of girls actually surprisingly that were in there looked at me as if I was like really attractive like they couldn’t stop staring at me and I started to realize that I was able to pull girls really easily in that party cuz I guess there were girls in there that wanted to get to get out of the hood I don’t know if that’s actually like the saying for or if I’m using the saying right but you guys know what I mean so at this moment I was getting surrounded by a bunch of girls and a lot of the guys that were actually from the southide started getting like really upset with me but they didn’t end up doing anything until one of the guys ended up coming up to me saying yo yo what’s going on man what’s your name oh hi my name is Bubba what’s up dog how you doing Bobo uh listen man I’m going be honest with you bro out of all these chicks which one you find attractive me and him we started like pointing out some girls to each other and stuff like that and he actually seemed like a genuine dude until I realized what he was actually trying to do but keep listening cuz you’ll understand what happens at this moment I remember my friends ended up leaving me alone and a lot of them wanted to go home but me since I was having a good time talking to this guy about you know girls and stuff it kind of just made me forget about school so I thought hey whatever is happening is working I’m not as stressed out as I used to be but then the guy from the southide ended up saying yo Bubba I’m going to be honest with you dog like what do you think of that girl over there now I looked at this girl and she was actually a pretty attractive girl she was an attractive blonde girl that honestly was my type if you guys don’t know I’m attracted to blonde girls and redheads those are like my go-tos growing up and I guess still to this day is and I remember I said oh like yeah like she’s hot what about her well let me tell you dog like I’m telling you right now bro like if you want that go get it bro like she got a lot of good reputation trust bro like everyone’s going to like you if you go for that girl at that moment I ended up kind of looking around confused of why he wanted me to go for the specific chick but I said whatever you know what distraction is a distraction at that moment I was kind of desperate just to keep my mind off things so I ended up basically walking up to this girl and instantly at that moment me and her we just start talking and things kind of ended up working out sure she maybe had a weird accent and sure maybe she tried too hard to be a gangster but one thing was for sure that I noticed was that everyone around me started actually being more genuine and nice to me now that I was talking to that specific woman I didn’t know why but I remember it got to a point in the night where this girl wanted to go home and she told me oh Bubba like I was just curious like do you want to like maybe like come back to my place uh I mean sure yeah why not and I ended up giving the signal of me tapping my nose to my other friends that you know I’m going to go do the devil’s Tango and they kind of understood the message and figured out their own way home I remember me and this girl we ended up basically getting inside my car and we ended up driving through the Southside to basically head back to her place and what I started to realize was that she kind of like lived in the middle between the south side and the north side so like she was like kind of like in the middle ground and went to a private school which was very surprising I ended up asking her how she knew about the party and she said oh like I’m going to be honest with you like I’m friends with like everyone and like honestly like I’m actually kind of know about you wait you know about me well yeah like you know you’re kind of like a legend for like doing the dles tango with like so many different girls I heard right uh I mean yeah I guess is what I told her and honestly I actually kind of felt uncomfortable at this moment but to be honest I didn’t really care once again I just wanted to keep my mind off things anyways me and this girl we ended up basically going back into her place and when we got into her bedroom I remember instantly at that moment she ended up jumping onto me like a jaguar and I don’t even know how but right as we like we were getting in the middle of things and about to do the devil’s Tango I remember she ended up biting my arm and from biting my arm she just kept biting me over and over and over again as if like she was like a shark bro like this was something straight out of Jaws and I remember I looked at this girl and I’m like yo what are you doing why do you keep biting me oh like it’s kind of like my like signature move your signature move is to bite someone at this moment I started basically like telling her to like stop and like I’m not comfortable with it whatsoever and then she had the balls to tell me oh like come on bubba like out of all the devil’s Tango you’ve done you think that’s an issue honestly I don’t even know what this girl was doing bro or what she was trying to say but I wasn’t letting it happen all right I wasn’t going to let her yap like that towards me so I ended up saying okay listen you need to calm down okay I’m just not into the biting thing all right and at that moment this girl had the audacity to grab my eggplant uh you know I’m trying to say this without getting you know the video unmonetized but she ended up biting me there and well let’s just say I ended up screaming and I actually ended up pushing her off at that moment I remember her dad ends up running into the bedroom saying hey what’s going on here and I ended up looking at her dad as I was in his daughter’s bed and I ended up saying oh look I was just leaving and I got out of there as fast as I could honestly that was the most embarrassing thing I ever had to witness especially since her dad walked in like that was such a major red flag but if you guys ever would let a girl bite you like that comment down below but if not then just fall for more embarrassing stories just like this one peace out guys