Now you’re probably pretty confused as to how this is going to work well let me teach you a little something in Minecraft there’s a variety of different tools all for very different purposes however the majority of these tools are only used to expedite the process in Which they’re meant to carry out in non- nerd terms an axe is the fastest way to harvest wood and a shovel is the fastest way to harvest dirt but that doesn’t mean they’re the only way you see besides the pickaxe being the only tool to harvest ores and a hoe being the only Tool that can til dirt every single other action in the game can be completed with any object in the player’s hand and that includes the stick meaning besides the two actions listed above that being Mining and farming I will be using a singular stick for every other use important things Like harvesting wood collecting crops and killing a giant mutated skull monster all in a day’s work for my little Splinter now with that explanation aside let’s drop into the run I named the world something that truly represents me as a person then set the seed to something that all of my Viewers desperately need I then loaded in and quickly scouted my surroundings I made the intelligent observation that I was in a forest so I set myself to work and used my fist for the first and only time in the next 100 days I broke two Pieces of wood and used it to create a stick and from there We’re Off to the Races why two pieces you ask you can make a stick with one well this is my first time playing Minecraft in any large capacity in the last 2 years and I Genuinely forgot you can craft in your inventory so there’s that the rest of the day was spent very slowly collecting wood killing a couple sheep and being an absolute laite and turning half my wood into buttons on accident quickly made some stone tools and collected a little Bit of coal before running into an abandoned nether portal which applied me with some armor and a nice Golden Apple call me only fans model the way I got feet worth gold that’s a dumb joke yeah and I’m proud of it so what so what I collected enough wood for a bed Then slept next to a lava pool because I was horribly scared of monsters spawning near me I woke the next day and began to eliminate the local animal population in order to stock up food for my upcoming Journey you see when it comes to Minecraft I am extremely picky with Where I build I like to have a village easy access to cave systems near the ocean and a pretty location so the rest of day too was spent running in a random Direction attempting to try and find the perfect spot for a base the g- spot if You would by the next day I found myself in the middle of of a jungle where I got tagged team by a creeper and a spider at the same time which sounds like something you’d find in the 35th page of a specific website once in the name of The only thing of not I did for the remainder of the day is find this bird friend that I promptly tamed and named cringle and with that we are absolutely dripped to the teeth I’m just realizing I really should have changed my skin before this run but it feels too late Now so we’re just going to roll with it after wandering around for quite some time I eventually gave up on the chunk of land I spawned on and began to set sail I made a quick stop at a small island to sleep and by day five I had Finally set my eyes upon the land that waited for me across the the channel before I made footing on ground however I stopped to loot a sunken ship beneath the fridge of surface where I acquired a smithing template is this a mod I accidentally installed what the is This either way I slowly trudged the tundra until eventually I discovered a small quaint Town hidden in the baron Wasteland for a small moment I contemplated continuing on in hopes of finding a village in a more hospitable area but at this point I’ve gone 5 days without building a single structure so Instead I decided to colonize this piece of the universe myself Also let’s be honest I turned is going to make it that much harder to survive and that makes way better content after exploring the village a little at Sunset I realized it wasn’t actually all that bad and was Quite pretty surrounded by all the snow so we’re going to call it home get used to it boys or girls or anything in between I don’t give a as long as you subscribe I woke the next morning and begin to lay out my farm wood and hoe is basically a stick right also Let’s be honest with ourselves you’re not here to see how I farmed wheat with a stick you’re here to see how I killed the giant demon dragon at the end of the game the most fun part about having the farm in Winter Wonderland is that I have to place torches around Almost every single block otherwise the turns to a giant chunck of ice that ends up slowly killing each and every one of my crops resulting in me turning into an Irishman during the Great Potato Famine I began to lay out the foundation of my base however I spotted a cat which means I had to drop absolutely everything and go ice fishing in order to get some salmon and tame the creature but I being the dumb animal that I am had a hard time grasping the concept of ice and got caught under the surface and began to drown like that one dude in The Walking Dead games I eventually found my way out tamed the cat and named him cringle 2 wait what the happened to cringle one oh no on day eight I learned that they made cat sleep and purr in your bed and leave you animal gifts in the morning this game has its good moments The rest of the the rest of the afternoon we spend just checking on my crops planting some bamboo and harvesting wood in order to continue adding to my base as I was completely deforesting the local spruce tree population I ran into this creepy ass demon looking rabbit as the day Progressed I attempted to try my luck with a nearby Enderman however I failed to remember that I do half a heart of damage with each swing and the Enderman have a whopping 20 Hearts resulting in my first death for the entire run being at the hands of a single Enderman in the Middle of the day honestly all I did on day 10 was work on my base now does making my house pretty benefit me at all when it comes to actually beating the game no does it make it way nicer to look at hell yeah by the end of the next Day I’d finally finish the house and honestly it looks a bit but we’re going to have to call it home cuz this took way too long I set on a quest to attempt to find a pair of cattle in order to begin my cow Farm after a Couple minutes of wandering around I was eventually able to Corral a couple cute cattle into the closed court now let the force breeding begin mate spawn Live Die offer me to eat burger and make books with that done I set off to the mines in order to find some iron in hindsight Calling this a mine is a drastic overstatement but I got the two iron I needed in order to make the smithing table so now we can start the Villager Eugenics that’s a really up joke if any of you guys paid attention and freshman your Humanities I attempted to place the smithing table unfortunately For me however it disappeared Into The Ether before any villagers had an opportunity to use it I also learned that the texture pack I’m using absolutely Cooks the trading menu to the point where it’s borderline unusable however I think texture pack is really pretty so I’m going to keep it on the Villager decided to with me for multiple minutes and continued to block me from breaking this block over and over again the only thing that was stopping me from murdering him was the three giant iron golems ready to bash my head and if I so much as touched a hair On his bald head by day 14 I had set out on a quest to go find an actual cave instead I found a giant Cavern that goes all the way down to bedrock I began to venture deeper however I immediately got my ass beat by a baby Zombie and forgot to bring any wood down with me so I got a little scared and I returned back to the surface which is when I learned that nighttime in the tundra is a horrifying experience and when you’re equipped with nothing but a stick you really don’t feel like Spending any extra time outside I decided the best way to wo H I got a burp again bro I decided the best way to combat lack of offense was bolstering my defense meaning I pulled an absolute Game Changer and made myself a neat little shield with that done I made like A 12-year-old in the 1800s and went back to the mines almost immediately I ran into two veins of diamonds sticking out of the wall directly next to each other I would say this is YouTuber luck but After experiencing the horrors of what is to come in the remaining 85 days I Can say with an absolute certainty I do not have YouTuber luck continuing into the minds I was hoping to find more diamonds instead all I found was a hell on Earth where I got jumped by six zombies in a closed off Cave System and could do nothing but sit there until my Shield broke and contemplate my inevitable death after quickly respawning I crafted up another stick grab whatever measly arm I had remaining in my chest and attempted to circumnavigate the rats Maze of a cave back to my loot luckily for me it seemed all the enemies in the immediate Surrounding where I died had all despawned meaning I got everything but my XP back I found another vein of five diamonds and returned successfully to the surface with 14 diamonds and all of my loot now that I’ve acquired diamonds it means we can truly start the absolute Slog of a grind that is is getting good enchantments you see once you have a diamond pick and a couple spare diamonds means you have the ability to create an enchanting table however the only enchantments worth your XP are the max level 30 enchantments and The only way to get those is through 15 bookshelves and the only way to make bookshelves is books and the only way to get books is leather and paper and the only way to efficiently get leather and paper is killing a ton of cows and farming copious amounts of sugarcane However the only way to get a ton of cows is through breeding them and the only way to breed a onon of cows is through metric tons of wheat here I drew a diagram for you if that was hard to follow God can we just mention how Pretty this game is when it snows at night just watching this gameplay back while writing the script makes me feel like a baby being loled to sleep anyway hey do you guys remember that whole skitso rant I went on about farming for enchantments for like the last 2 minutes Yeah I don’t either so on day 17 I immediately stopped farming and went to the Nether and I’m not exactly sure how or why maybe I was barred the out but I just straight up walked into lava and lost all my actually that’s an overstatement I got lucky and my iron Pants are the only thing that survived the swim I decided that instead of focusing what is lost I would rather build back better Bedrock except I’m I’m playing on Java and I just thought that joke would be somewhat funny the rest of the day was spent revamping my farm and Doing a quick little mining trip in order to spline myself with some more coal and iron I continued to expand the farm to an actual claw in front of my house rather than just having a random patch of wheat growing on a pond next to my base at this point I was basically Playing a stard valley Farming Simulator because I was too scared to go into any big mines with my current gear I made a quick stop to th out some cows I’d been breeding but I failed to realize that killing cows with only a stick takes an incredibly long time and at a certain Point I feel like I’m punishing them rather than simply farming them I finally made the enchanting table that I’ve been complaining about for the last 5 days and started construction of an enchanting area with that out of the way I was feeling confident with my newly smithed iron armor and attempted my luck With a nearby Enderman it uh it didn’t go great to be completely honest with you guys the rest of the night was spent practicing my combat abilities against some nearby zombies however I’m a and got overwhelmed and needed one of the villagers Iron Golems To come to my rescue turns out they do more damage than I do the entirety of day 22 was was spent farming wheat and subsequently using it to breed More Cows the highlight of the day was being a couple barrels I stole from a nearby villager the next day I had an Absolutely genius plan you see the last time I died in one of these caves I spotted a skeleton Spawner in the middle of a dungeon so not only can I farm this for infinite XP but I’ll also be able to use bones to create bone meal and make The metric tons of wheat needed to breed the cows for the enchanting table however in order to get the spawner to work I need to mine eight blocks in every direction from the hole You Dig under the spawner and have at least three blocks of space from floor to Ceiling in order for them to spawn which is much easier said than done because boy did it take a good minute all of day 24 from sunrise to sunset we spent mining out this goddamn skeleton Farm it better be worth it I quickly returned to the surface in order To breed up more cows before I went AFK on my way back down however I went more on mode again and walked straight into a well of lava and burned death resulting in me losing both my pants and my shirt and better news though the spawner Works Bad news I forgot to place any blocks on the dropper so I immediately got fogged by a group of skeletons before I could build the final part of the spawner eventually I was able to finish up the spawner and went poop to test the spawner efficiency and boy did it work I Had more bones in my inventory than a brothel in Taiwan Jesus Christ should I keep that in I decided to AFK here for a decent bit so enjoyed the skeleton bone rattling ASMR for a couple seconds oh yeah here than I ran back to my base and using my Newly acquired bone meal farmed some wheat for the cows throughout the night I began to expand the pen for the cows so I could up my leather production sorry for all the animal rights activists watching this video video with the Panic spended all that was left to Do was thin out the herd a little bit and by thin out the herd I’m me repeatedly swing into the hord of cows with my stick for multiple minutes until eventually a couple cows succumb to their wounds the entirety of day 28 was spent underground in the skeleton Farm Getting copious amounts of experience in bone meal it gets more entertaining soon I promise as the sun rose on day 29 I decided that snow ice and polar bears can’t be the only thing this chunk of land has to offer so I set off in a random Direction in order to find Something new and as I explored I began to wonder if I was wrong because everything as far as the I could see was either snow ice or a giant bear ready to rip me apart if I got too close but as the sun set on this failure of a Day I spotted some snowf free dirt on a chunk of land far across the forest that gave me a little bit of Hope until I got jumped by every single mob this side of the Minecart Track trying to make it back through the forest I actually remember to harvest the bamboo that I’ve Been growing outside my base for the last 3 weeks what I’m going to do with it I don’t know but sure I should have some now I continued to breed cows until there were so many it hurt my eyes to look at then I whipped out my try stick And started the coling by the time I was done murdering my cows the sun had already set and I returned to my base I was able to craft a decent amount of books and by the end of the day was four bookshelves away from having access to max level enchantments now it’s probably A good time to mention that whenever I make playthrough videos I write notes as a good way to remember key moments and jokes and it just so happens that on day 31 as I was writing a note in my book a cuddly creeper came up and gave me a Nice bear hug resulting in me losing all the experience I’ve been grinding for for the last week awesome anyway the note I was writing was that I made a new melon farm and spended the sugarcan farm I hope that information was worth it to you guys because it cost me about 4 hours of my life and better news I also got the enchanting table to its Max too bad I don’t have any levels to use it but now that it is at max level that means it’s time for at the mob spaw I spent the entirety of day 32 33 and half of 34 grinding levels at the mob spawner I returned to the surface halfway through day 34 in order to breed up some more cows and then by the end of the night was level 27 and that much closer to some good enchantments planned on doing some more But realized it was probably much more efficient to try and reach level 30 in hopes of getting a fortune 3 enchantment on my pickaxe so you guys get to see the all two common sight of me beating on some innocent animals till I hit 30 all Right guys this is the Moment of Truth we’ve been grinding for this enchantment for the last 14 days we killed hundreds of skeletons farmed enough wheat to feed the entirety of the Midwest and murdered enough cows to reverse global warming and after all of that we got a single Efficiency 4 enchantment kill me it probably goes without saying but all of Day 36 was spend in the skeleton Farm until I got back up to level 30 I returned to the surface to reenchant my pickaxe you know it’s not what I want but it’s going to have to do Once I settled with my current pick I set off to explore the rest of the cavern that the skeleton spawners in besides another skeleton spawner the only thing of note that I found was a little bit of gold and two singular diamonds not worth the entire day spent Underground it’s um it’s the editor here I don’t know what happened to day 38 um I actually didn’t even write it in the script so let’s just assume I was underground for day 38 and just forgot to write the time stamp update because if we don’t assume that it means the Entire rest of the run is up and I don’t want to believe that so thanks guys enjoy the rest of the video I love you as I was farming a little bit more weat another creeper came by to absolutely ruin any semblance of fun I could possibly have during this Hole of a run I attempted to start a villager trading Farm however I immediately realized that mixing all of the villagers and the dozens of cows into one single area mix makes it incredibly hard to work around and I eventually just gave up now at this point I was feeling pretty demoralized And honestly a little bit sad now what do you guys think I did to possibly change my mood do you think I built something useful maybe tamed a cute animal oh maybe I went and found some diamonds no I went I went to hell I returned back from the nether instead of Bringing me back to my original portal this wonderful game decided to create its own portal and spawn me in some random cave 30 blocks underground awesome I realized that mining quarts was not only much more profitable in experience but also much less my numbing of an experience so I Went back to the skeleton farm for one last big collection of bone meal so I can hold the farm over for the foreseeable future since I won’t be spending half my days down there from now on with half an inventory full of bone meal and enough experience to turn An apprentice into a master I made the wise decision to self- lobotomize resulting in me falling to my death as I Rose to the surface from the cave I don’t know how I did this I had quite literally made this journey dozens of times each without slamming my skull Against the concrete at the bottom at this point in the run my mental state was truly beginning to wne you remember that notebook I was telling you guys about earlier this is what the entry for day 40 looks like sorry to BR character but I can’t believe I wrote this This this looks like the ramblings of a paranoid schizophrenic I think it goes without saying that I solemnly sat in the skeleton farm for the entirety of day 42 because I could not comprehend doing anything that actually takes effort after the loss I just encountered when I returned to the surface I decided To release my pent up rage by forcing even more cattle to exist Within These stone walls I I feel like that’s a quote from Attack on Titan that I just stole now slowly killing these cows with nothing but a stick takes a tremendous amount of time so I decided to try and Use some Ingenuity and by Ingenuity I mean placing a lava bucket and letting them die in the fire however being the genius that I am I completely forgot that cows can be melted so when I attempted to pick up the place lava block all I did was fill my only bucket With their secretions resulting in me burning to death in my own cow Farm losing all of my XP once again on day 44 I realized that all I might need to get my motivation back is to take a couple days to relax and make my hometown pretty I did this through multiple Different means I built these cute little fires all over the place completing them with chairs so all these villagers and their buddies can stay warm in such frigid weather from there I went to my own base and expanded my tree Grove to wrap around the entire front of My compound to wrap it all up I spent the rest of the day in the start of the next working on expanding the cow farm and making it look less like a prison I finished up my beautification of my town by tearing down the failed attempt of a Villager trading post which just looked like a slave prison I don’t really remember what I did for the rest of the day the only thing I wrote in my notes was quote unquote get Enderman and I I can’t say I was wrong with that Victory behind me in my town looking Great I felt newly motivated to further my Adventures I set out on a dayong trik to attempt to find a new cave system to explore I failed in that fact because it seemed like every single cave nearby was about 10 blocks deep before it came to to an inevitable end though I was Extremely successful when getting pounded on by every single mob in the forest on my way home everyone go look up getting pounded on by Minecraft creeper in your internet browser I decided it was finally time to explore that chunk of dirt that wasn’t covered in ice and snow that I saw all those Days ago turns out that this new biome just like the last also had no new caves that didn’t immediately end they did however have these awesome mushrooms that that was able to milk for their yummy yummy mushroom titty juice day 48 wasn’t all too productive the only thing Of use I did was make myself a clock and a compass why did I make a compass I’m not sure I didn’t build my base and spawn this villager decided that for the forceable future my base was his so get used to seeing him around for the Rest of the run I’m I’m not joking he is there on day 100 as I woke up the next day and looked at cringle 2 I realized I had began falling behind in my original Mission to beat the game if I was to kill a giant demon dragon with just a Stick I was going to need a whole lot more stuff so that’s exactly what I did the entirety of day 49 9 was just SP getting stuff originally I was planning on going to the nether to trade but I ran into a skeleton outside my portal And it really scared me so I returned to the Overworld once I began exploring the cave that the new nether portal spawned in I realized it was rich in diamonds within 5 minutes I found a vein of five diamonds and another vein of six slightly further down at this point I Was really kicking myself for not being able to find Fortune because with a fortune 3 pickaxe I would have well over half a stack of diamonds I returned back to the nether to mine some gold and quartz and found myself within a gigantic hord of piglins I’m not exactly Sure why but I felt like I fit in really well here you see this is my first time actually exploring the newly updated nether I I told you it’s been a really long time since I played Minecraft but I was under the impression that trades Were going to be a whole lot better than they actually were maybe it was the hype from the trailers or watching dreams legit speedrun but I didn’t expect to give seven gold bars and receive 12 blocks in return life goes on I guess I went Gastly on his de still a fireballed And killed this gas with an MLG 360 hip your dick slap Ricochet shot with my stick I can continued mining quarts for the insane amount of experience it gives and return back to trading what the is a spectral Arrow I I don’t know what it is I don’t have any mods installed I’ve never seen one before no one ever talks about them what the is this when I returned back from the nether I repaired my pickaxe and renamed it something more befitting of its nature I didn’t realize it would take three levels to rename my pickaxe so it’s back To the nether for more experience finally having enough experience to actually fully enchant my pickaxe again I returned to the Overworld and I got silk touch quite possibly the absolute opposite of my initial goal I just cannot function with a silk touch pickaxe so I returned yet again to the Nether and mined all the quartz in the surrounding 10 miles because of the silk touch pickaxe I was unable to receive experience from Simply breaking the Quartz meaning I had to return to the surface replace all the quartz blocks on mind and rebre them with a different Pickaxe that chunk of loot gave me just a bit under level 30 and I really did not feel like returning to the nether again so I just went to the cowpen and killed as many as I needed did until I hit the required level yes I mean yay I Got what I wanted sorry I got a little too excited I wasn’t satisfied with just that though I needed an efficiency 5 Unbreaking 3 and fortune 3 pickaxe because I’m a picky so I yet again returned to the Nether and by sunset on day 54 I had finally perfected Ballbuster I began to do things that didn’t involve mining in the Nether and getting murdered by mobs so I made a new chest section where I can throw the loot I endlessly hoard now that I have a pickaxe I feel proud to use I return turned to the minds and attempted to Find enough diamonds to craft a full set of armor I was only able to find a single vein of Four Diamonds but with my fortune 3 pickaxe I was able to suck out a whole 10 diamonds from the note I then had the scariest moment of the entire Run where I fell 20 blocks into lava almost dying from Fall damage and catching myself on fire thinking quickly and knowing I won’t survive this I dug straight into the side of the Ravine so my loot won’t burn up I was able to successfully wao W that was a voice Crack at the age of 18 that’s crazy I was able to successfully return and get all the loop back I delve deeper into the mine and as I looked away for a whole 5 Seconds to search a chest a creeper was able to come up and Successfully kill me in one shot while I was wearing Iron and diamond armor I had a small heart attack thinking that ballbuster was destroyed in the explosion or despawned somehow but it was just knocked off the edge and was a single block away from being deleted by The lava maybe I do have YouTuber luck I I don’t this this is my version of foreshadowing returning back from the minds like a Victorian er a child that was a singular Diamond away from having a full set of armor it can wait though I can’t stomach another minute in That cave I sorted my chest welcomed this villager permanently into my home and finally gave cringle to the name tag he deserves I realized that it’s probably a smart idea to also enchant my armor so I don’t you know die so it’s back to the nether to Cory some More quartz and trade piglins until I get some ender pearls because I really don’t feel like trying to kill Enderman with my current weapon on day 59 I returned to the m so I can finish out my diamond armor and have a couple in reserve in case any of my breaks I Initially thought my luck was going to be bad seeing as I could only find a single diamond block within 10 minutes and then got ass blasted by a witch but I think it turned around when I found an absolute T of diamonds directly next to each other on my way back to the Surface I re-encountered the witch I ran past earlier I was wearing almost full diamond armor and felt quite confident that could kill her that was a critical mistake and I think I now the first Minecraft player to ever actually die to a witch I was able to get all my loop Back and return to the surface with 22 diamonds in my inventory making a total of 25 I finally crafted my boots to achieve the full diamond armor look and finished sorting all my chests so now they look really pretty from now on I’m going to need a shitload of XP because I’m planning on getting extremely specific enchantments on each piece of my armor you see with my current build I get hit a ton because I have virtually zero knockback so I thought I might as well use that to my benefit and try and get the Thorns enchantment on Each piece of armor so at least if I’m getting pounded they get pounded right back I returned to the nether once again to steal all of their natural resources and as I was exploring from more quartz I ran into a convenient nether fortress as of right now the idea of exploring That even with my diamond armor is terrifying so I will make a Al note of its location and continue mining I got protection three and Unbreaking three on my boots which isn’t all that bad I also got depth Strider on them which I doubt I will ever use and what do you guys Think I got for max level 30 enchantment on a diamond helmet protection 3 Unbreaking 3 maybe I fire resistance or even Thorns no no I got respiration 3 and that’s it cuz you know all the time I spend underwater on day 62 I decided to try out the respiration enchantment And went for a quick little swim in the frozen ocean by my base this is quite literally the only time I use the respiration enchantment in any capacity for the rest of the run I readed my calam more until I reached level 30 again and attempted to get a good Enchantment on my pants as I was wandering around my base wondering where I should go from here I suddenly remember that potions exist and the fade of this entire playthrough was permanently changed now in order to make myself some potions I’m going to initially need a brewing stand and to Make one of those I need a blaze rod so into The Nether Fortress it is I killed about three three blazes not very easily I must mention I have a stick and no armor that has fire resistance so I have to try my absolute best to trap them in A manner where they can’t hit me this continued into day 64 until I got bored and went back to the Overworld to reenchant my chest piece in hopes of getting Thorns instead all I got was the same exact enchantment I had before I remember that in one of my chests I had A splash potion of fire resistance where I got this from I completely forget but I do know that it makes me virtually Invincible to blazes as long as I’m wearing my diamond armor to block their physical attacks I returned to the Fortress in order to farm some blazes The potion wore off before I was able to actually kill one but I persevered and successfully returned to the over with a single Blaze Rod to begin Brewing just kidding I forgot I need blaze powder to power the stand and Magma Cream to make the fire resistance potions back to the Nether it took a good minute but I got myself a little bit of cream nope that doesn’t sound right I returned to my base and got some glass to make bottles and started Brewing never mind I forgot blaze powder to power the stand screw it I’m way too sick of the nether To go back right now I’ll do it later I realized if I wanted enough food to hold me over for the coming weeks I’m going to have to do one last big skeleton farm so I can get some more wheat and breed up my cattle but we’ve seen enough of This dungeon so let’s just I made my way back to the Nether and killed a group of magma slimes for some more cream then headed over to the Fortress there I finally got the rod I wanted so I could make some powder and start brewing I Finally made it back to my base and brewed my first fire resistance potions on the morning of day 69 I added glowstone to make my potions big and hard and long you see being in the nether with potions of fire resistance is kind of like being a rich person During the summer you got your AC you got your pool you got your central air you’re chilling just like me hell I could swim in this lava if I felt so inclined and be absolutely fine blazes they’re nothing dude I can sit in the play spawner and be Untouched what I can’t make a potion for however is my intolerance to lactose meaning I spent 10 minutes on the Paw screen in the nether while I my brains out after getting ice cream with my girlfriend I returned to my base after emptying my bowels and made my Very first Eyes of Ender with my newly acquired blaze powder I was recording this at 2:20 in the morning and completely forgot that Phantoms exist so peering this above my head in the dead of night was absolutely terrifying and there’s only one way to solve this Problem now tell me if my math is wrong but on the morning of Day 70 I created my first strength two potions now the main effect of strength two is it adds plus six damage to all attacks and according to my research the effect is added after the base damage of your Weapon is dealt meaning a crit won’t double the potions damage what that does mean is if I land a crit with my stick I’ll deal 1.5 damage and if we add the Plus six damage from the strength potion that means we are dealing a whole 7.5 damage per attack which is actually. Five more damage than an unenchanted diamond sword so we’re at the point in the Run guys where we are actually dealing more damage with a stick than we would with a diamond sword I told you it gets a bit more interesting the rest of the day was spent preparing fire Resistance potions so I can stock up on blaze powder and have a near infinite supply of strength potions I began farming blaze rods with my newly acquired powers and was able to actually two shot each Blaze when I landed a crit on them I saved this baby Pigman that I Was suffocating while riding a chicken then return to the Overworld I made a batch of strength one potions that last longer but do less damage so I can use them over long periods of time then I also made a couple strength two potions for my sticky situations I then had the Easiest cow farming experience of my entire life with one of these strength potions I didn’t have to sit here for multiple minutes and hear the suffering animals echo through my eardrums Thor I also found a use for my melon farm and made some glistening melons so I can get Some potions of instant healing it’s all coming together now I made my way back to the piglins and traded for a couple more pearls and returned back to my base I got some more shitty enchantments on my pants and used some Gunpowder to turn my healing potions Into splash potions I returned from Trading the leather and made 12 Eyes of Ender in preparation for the fight with the Ender Dragon for a moment I genuinely forgot that netherite exists and contemplated making an attempt to get some but then I watched a single YouTube video showing how to do it and Deemed it to be way too much effort and will just stick with my diamonds I’m not entirely sure what I did for all of day 74 I basically just ran around the Nether and traded with piglins for my last couple of end pearls all right today is preparation day there’s a lot Of that needs to be done done if we’re going to slay an interdimensional demon dragon the size of a bus with just my stick now that I say it out loud it sounds much more difficult but we persevere this villager decided to continue harassing me in my own home I Would kill him but I have plans for him that are much much worse than death I brewed up a couple strength two potions so I had a Fighting Chance during the boss as well as some more splash potions of instant Health with that over I crafted a couple more buckets and filled Them with water so I can easily climb up the obsidian towers and possibly catch myself if I get launched into the air I also brought some more steak with me as well as harvested bunch of wood for torches and boats now let’s do this cool thing called foreshadowing I want you Guys to look at my inventory and notice that I have less than a total amount of 10 minutes of strength two potions only four instant health potions heavily damaged armor that half of which has no protection enchantments on it and most importantly no wall keep that last one In mind I woke the next day and made a critical decision and I’m going to let you guys guess what it was was it a I corrected all the flaws in my preparation in order to be completely ready for the boss fight or is it B I Immediately set off across the sea in order to to find the end stronghold don’t actually guess you know the answer to that question I sent off my first Eye of Ender into the sky and set sail turns out all that Adventure preparation was for nothing because the Eye said the stronghold was on the shore of the island directly across the pond I could have swimmed here if I felt so inclined like most guys I missed the right hole a couple times cuz I haven’t done this in a while but I eventually found the stronghold I entered and Immediately swung right and began exploring to find the Portal I explored the Fortress for the rest of day 77 going as far as to even find diamonds somehow unek notes to me at the time however is if I swung left when I first entered the portal is just right there In the next room to my left but you live and you learn by the end of the night on day 77 I had finally found the portal and had exactly the right amount of Ender Pearls to activate the Fortress I quickly got jumped by a whole colony of Silverfish and just knocked them into the lava nearby I was about to jump into the portal when I remembered one crucial flaw in my plan I don’t have a bed meaning once I enter this portal and I die there’s a very real possibility that I can’t find my way back here Before all my disappears but we made it all the way here and I really do not feel like going back to the surface and farming sheep so it I took out the rest of the healing crystals pretty easily I got a little too close to this one which almost ended Everything to fall damage but we win these and I lived with all the healing crystals down he no longer had a way to regenerate health so I downed one of my chug jugs and waited for him to land so it could initiate the damage phase however as I’ve mentioned before I Haven’t done this fight in a very long time and I completely forgot that you’re supposed to hold shift and Crouch to prevent the Ender Dragon from launching you into the stratosphere here and I also forgot that I’m not a Minecraft speedrunner and timing is not My strong suit so yeah I respawned at my base not demoralized but rather what’s a good word for this moralized I made another water bucket and iron pick grabbed any armor I had left and made myself a boat then returned to where I found the portal I placed the water Bucket down the shaft I dug and began to venture down except yeah as the moon rose on day 78 I found my way back into the stronghold cave to the portal and miraculously back to my loot but as I I was picking up my loot I made a fatal Error and looked at a nearby Enderman before I had the opportunity to equip my diamond armor or drink the strength potion the Enderman had stuff his 3ot long arm so far up my ass I felt it tickle my tongue I made it back to the portal once again on day 79 and tried Making my way back to my loop I forgot to bring a pickaxe or a stick and was so incredibly desperate for any hope that I broke the rules and started breaking brick with my fists you can really see where my mental state is I looked around for better options then decided trying To parkour around the obstacle was a better bet it it wasn’t a good bet I yet again respawned at my base made a boat pickaxed grabbed some food and made my way back to the portal thankfully through all the Lessons Learned in my previous attempts I brought a pickaxe With me and kept my nose to the floor and successfully got my stuff the dragon landed a couple times but I couldn’t get a lot of hits off and most of the damage was coming from thorns on my chest plate fortunately for me the dragon glitches resulting in it just flying circles Around this pillar over and over again and never Landing because of this I had to take the strength potion and run straight into the dragon taking his attacks while getting a couple hits off each time and allowing Thorn to do his job as well after a while I had run out Of healing potions strength potions and was also beginning to run low on stake as well my diamond Thorn’s chest plate also broken meaning I could only do one damage at a time every couple minutes when I could get close enough to the dragon to hit it with my stick that was until this Happened when I respawned at my base I channeled my inner Minecraft speedrunner that doesn’t exist and brewed myself some more strength potions as I was brewing the potions I used the rest of my diamonds and made myself a brand new full set of diamond armor I also made a Boat new stick and iron pickaxe I returned to the other Island after making a boss fight kit in record time and used The Village’s hay bales to also make myself some food once I returned to the battle the Ender Dragon had unbroken itself when it was ready for my pounding I stood Eyes to the Sky waiting for it to land as the time on my strength potion trickled down he began his final descent and started attacking me I stood my ground and remembered to crouch so I don’t get flown off the world and swung My stick with all the my I can mustard and within a couple seconds the battle was over I had killed the Ender Dragon with just a stick that is a good godamn feeling I also didn’t realize this at the time but the resource pack I’m using actually replaces the first Part of the end credits and adds their own quot at the end how cute I woke on day 81 after defeating the largest scores the universe has and stared into the eyes of kingle 2 who was somehow still alive I used the levels I got from the Ender Dragon and got some pretty Good enchantments on all my new diamond armor I didn’t have enough diamonds to make a new pickaxe but I had a pretty good feeling that I would find one in one of the end cities I returned back to the end and pear through this weird interdimensional portal and was spit out Right next to an nend City I found a very convenient diamond pickaxe that makes it sound as if I was cheating but I promise that is genuinely just the first chest I opened as I continued exploring the city I found this sick diamond sword that I’ll never be able to Use I’m not sure if it’s just the stick or if this is what nend cities are all like but this is by far the most obnoxious area I’ve ever had to maneuver around in Minecraft with that aside it left the city with six diamonds a new pick some armor and a elytra not Bad when I made it back from the end I needed a little break from all the actions so quite literally the entirety of day 83 was spent just sorting chests I needed to restock on my nether supplies so I went to The Fortress and grabbed myself some Nether wart and Soul Sand to make a farm I also needed some blaze rods and a Wither scull so I spent the rest of the day murdering anything I came across in the nether I realized if I ever wanted to get more diamonds I was going to have to get ball buster back so I created a new pickaxe and Enchanted it hoping to get fortune 3 and efficiency 4 so I could just combine it with the pickaxe I got in the end and have my God again I just got it first try I’m I promise I’m not cheating I also renamed My stick to something that is much more befitting of its nature Lasher cuz I I lash things get it now that I had ballbuster back I felt comfortable settling in for a big mining project so just across my frozen lake I started to build a staircase down to bedrock so I Could prepare for the Wither fight the day rolled over as I was making my staircase and I found a very convenient vein of eight diamonds just along the wall from this one vein I got 17 diamonds I absolutely adore Fortune if through some weird Hocus Pocus the embodiment of Fortune turned into a Human being I would get on my knees and suck it off like crazy what the are you saying as I was mining up the big chunk at the bottom of the world I ran into even more diamonds resulting in me having 31 before the day was even over all of day 87 was spent mining out this giant chunk of land in preparation for the Wither fight I’m not exactly sure why I did this because it’s much safer to fight the Wither in an enclosed area so he can’t hit you with all his projectiles we’ll try and cross that bridge when we Get there by the time I mined out the cavern I had amassed over 35 diamonds and returned to the surface I decided to finally invest in a blast furnace to smelt the copious amounts of ore I received when I mined out half a chunk of land as I was doing my chores around My house the Villager would just ominously stare at me from the corner and periodically dry HP me from behind when my back was turned I think he likes me I wanted to finally spruce up my base a little bit so I used all the Deep Slate I got from the mine and made a ton of fences and surrounded my entire compound it’s definitely not pretty but it works I returned back to the the nether fortress to farm wither skeletons so I could get my last piece of the Wither puzzle I didn’t get any Skulls for the rest of the day nor did I get any skulls throughout all of day 90 91 much like 90 was all spent killing all wether skeletons and getting no skulls I was in the nether for so long with no luck that I ran out of the nine Strength potions I came here with and had to return to the overall to craft more and repair the armor that had broken and of course the first Wither Skeleton I killed when I returned dropped a skull cuz why wouldn’t I get over every single day of my life Complaining is I finally had everything I needed to defeat the Wither the next day never mind I had fully convinced myself I had two skulls in storage and just needed one more however I only had one back to the nether most of day 93 was a big old nothing Burger Until eventually I got a scull to drop and return to my compound guys today it’s wither day let’s do this I made my tea of Soul Sand and prepared to place the final skull ready to up whatever the hell the Wither actually is there’s probably a game theory about it I placed the final skull and nothing happened H what did I do wrong I feel like it’s kind of hard to up a shape this simple am I trying to put the circle Block in the square hole oh it’s the torch never mind honestly probably a good thing I didn’t do it Right because I forgot half my strength potions back at my base all right I got all my potions got my milk in case the Wither effect almost kills me and I got my golden apples for some health regen let’s do this I got him down to about Half Health before giving up on fighting him in the big open Cavern I made and just hit him from the safety of the 2×1 tunnel I dug I popped the golden apple I had and took another potion and within a minute the Wither was taken down Honestly it was a bit easier than I expected and it was much less climactic of a boss fight than the Ender Dragon was I woke up the next morning instantly being harassed by the Villager who had just claimed my bed as his own and made Myself my very own Beacon I used most of the spare iron I had to create a couple iron block so I could get a tier one Beacon activated I tried to flatten out my base to be all on the same level but I quickly remembered that I partially Built my base into the side of a hill and when you’re not allowed to use a shovel it takes quite a while for the rest of the day I just focused on straightening out my fences and building up the part of my base that wasn’t level I also spotted a spider jockey back in my day those were rare but I’m not sure if they are anymore they changed basically everything since the last time I played I spent all of day 96 Excavating out the land closest to my house and making it nice and pretty That’s all I did I woke up the next day and realized that cringle to was desperately in need of a mate can you tell I’m running out of ideas but I mean just look at that face tell me that’s not the horniest cat you’ve ever seen in Your entire life so I went out on a mission and dove into the near my frozen lake and killed the local salmon population the entire rest of the day and night was spent desperately following the stupid cat but eventually we captured them I crafted a Brand new name tag and applied it to the cat Welcome shingle to the family I bred shingle and cringle 2 together to make stringle however I don’t have a name tag for the baby so it’s your job to remember that cuz I’m not going to I decided to start in a villager trading Hut and I wanted to go for a prison SL dungeon aesthetic so I could really punish the Villager that has been squatting in my house for the last 50 days I ventured down back to the weaer arena to gather all the blocks I left down there on my way through the tunnel I realized the Wither I it accidentally uncovered diamonds for me how convenient I finished the outside of the trading Hut and it was looking just like the prison I had envisioned ah day 100 it’s a good feeling but a Melancholy one to be honest with you I thought that by day 100 I would be working on some giant complex build but to be honest with you I’m content with making a railway system to imprison my annoying roommate I got his ass in there placed the Lecter sheared his sheep so he could have a bed and left in there to rot with that Escapade over I finally finished my chest area by adding these cute picture frames to explain what’s inside each of them the sun had set on my final day in this challenge so now let me build a giant pole and fly around while I give my monologue this channel was created And will always be for fun I didn’t start this with any specific goal in mind in fact this actually started as a game development YouTube channel I left the first video up on the channel so you can go and see I still have it there and As I grew a little bit and one of my videos blew up I definitely set some expectations in my mind for what I would want it to be like but they were never crazy I told my friend once that it was a pipe dream to ever imagine this Channel hitting 10 k then all of a sudden I had 6K and I told him I wanted to have 10,000 by the end of the summer looking back on it now that was a bit overzealous and not super realistic but the fact that we’re now at 8K is insane To me and honestly the fact that it’s probably inevitable if I keep it up that I will hit 10K is crazy I just wanted to say thank you guys so much for the support almost every single comment I get shows nothing but kindness and support and it truly means a lot to me And I do read and reply to everyone try it out comment right now I guarantee I’ll reply I have nothing better to do I just wanted to say thank you guys very much and I really enjoy doing this kind of stuff it’s very fun helps my days be Less boring after work and uh please do subscribe this video was a month and a half long process the script was 10,000 words it’s the longest video I’ve ever made I even commissioned someone to make me a thumbnail which is something I’ve never done so it’s a big project And I’m hoping it kind of pays off back to um the actual run and as I went to bed on day 100 I only have one more question to ask of you guys you want to see me do it again we scratched the surface of this run we don’t Have netherite we haven’t done a single thing with villagers we haven’t explored the oceans at all I still have the same house I built on day 12 there’s more than another 100 days left in this world if you guys feel inclined enough to watch more let me know in the comments Hope all of you have a great day peace Video Information
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