Insane Mario Lunch! My Hero Origins in Minecraft

In this world superheroes have become a part of everyday society the greatest have joined together to create the super six the world’s strongest heroes but others have become villains seeking to tear them apart there are those however who only now begin their journey in a city of vigilantes

Many children possess powers and quirks giving them a plethora of unique abilities that can be used for good or evil those who are talented enough attend monarch academy to hone their powers and learn how to be a hero but will they welcome to my hero origins [Applause]

You know what to do who you are if you know where to go You can do more and better Remember forever [Applause] [Applause] oh Oh hi flex oh hey how you doing i’m doing fine are you not eating anything oh no no okay and that oh why not i i don’t sorry about that i need to just send that out have you tried their husband oh so good do you want to call it

Right here i’m looking for a place to sit it just looks nice but more people get better uh i guess yeah there’s more people here hey hey it’s you again uh please don’t wreck my bike again i i didn’t wreck the bike i just drove it over a curb you

Pierced it you pierced the fence onto it does the fence you’re the one that broke mario’s bike before bro no no no well you you’ll be happy to know that he fixed it i figured he could it was only took me about mario you are dead what did i do

You bought four pounds of salt yes because it’s a neutralizing agent for a lot of the stuff i work with my quirk is weak and nixie’s wait you didn’t tell me that i didn’t know you bought four bags of salt because i’m in the middle of something

Uh i don’t think so you should have told me okay there’s a list of allergies we filled out a list of allergy papers not an allergy it’s a weakness it’s kind of an allergy yeah yeah it’s kind of like it’s like calling superman’s kryptonite weakness analogy it kind of is yeah

I have a pollen weakness it’s kind of like a peanut allergy if you think about it it’s like a peanut allergy you’re a color of pollen i’m sorry okay i’m sorry okay oh i’m sorry i’m sorry i’m sorry i’m sorry i’m sorry sorry sorry i didn’t know i didn’t know i didn’t

Know that you’re that close i’m sorry your ghost powers no no no no no i can’t hold that for too long look i’m sorry okay you’re safe though yeah only because somebody had to move the salt out of his room wait what happened to my salt uh don’t ask

Wait i paid fifty dollars for all that salt you overpaid how do you guys want to sit down and have lunch yes yes totally oh by the way i’m willow i still haven’t met you guys i’m assuming you guys are from class 1b hi clover hi i’m i love your lunch

Choice pretzel and banana thank you i like it too uh this oh pretzel good right salt what yeah salt pretzel oh okay let me put there we go i’ll just have a banana for now so are we gonna have lunch together because if that’s the case i was thinking maybe we

Can invite the guy over there too he’s sitting by him yeah i was looking at him it’s jack he also goes now jack okay i guess we’re just doing it Mario computer yeah yeah yeah thank you hey jack how are you doing check doing good just nice to see you again flex do you want to sit with friends hi um sure i mean i was going to eat i guess i could wait we can all eat together yeah totally

Well i can’t really eat with other people around oh you can’t oh are you are you eat shy like some people are pleased no i’m not allergic it’s it’s because of my quirk uh i can’t really eat with people yeah you can’t take the mask off exactly

So how do you eat during the day then uh i sit alone usually i have to kind of like pull my mask down really quickly stop breathing insert food and pull mask up and then eat that sounds like a whole delicate process that sounds a lot what is it

Away what’s your what’s your quirk uh it’s amplify kind of yeah is it your mouth that you use to amplify sound uh well it’s more like the rest of the speaker is on my body but my mouth’s the strongest one that is so cool he’s got musical fingers wow

Okay so you can’t breathe so the only way you can breathe is when the mask is up have you ever tried making a little bit of a tube system so you can take like uh liquids and whenever you want um not really an advanced you can get one of those cool holes in

Your neck and you can just stick a straw in there no no no if this quirk is a speaker i would imagine any new hole around his face would probably be a new speaker for him ah that makes sense oh by the way you three are i don’t think we’ve met oh

Right i’m sorry uh my name is mario i’m from class 1a okay hi i’m willow i am from also from class 1a uh i’m mania i’m the same as them hi uh okay well i’m jack i’m from 1b explains why you haven’t seen you yeah i love cafeteria you get to meet new

People from different classes like we have never met you guys before i mean we have also other classes but yeah like to support classes right oh yeah right i mean i missed that because somebody damn school he had some uh he had some colorful things to say about you what

What the uh teacher in particular pointed out mania say and saying that he didn’t like her database really yeah database do you two know each other or something uh yeah he he kind of works with my dad at the police station why would that make him hate you though

Yeah wouldn’t that be the opposite uh kinda um my dad’s cheap chief of police and he kind of made him give me a recommendation oh oh is that kind of against isn’t that par against some kind of policy or something to use your power to get what you want a

Policy for the recommendation thing no i’m sure mania has a very amazing cork and that’s why he wrote i mean there was a suggestion oh no no i wasn’t talking about the recommendation i’m talking about like using your power as police chief over other officers or something

Well i mean they could have just said that he ignores them he probably just kept kind of like nagging at him like hey you do this for me oh that makes more sense i wouldn’t take it that person that guy’s a little uh he’s just a little over the top sometimes he uh

He made a little he made a little riku yeah he made riku cry what yeah i heard about that because of his eye patch and his refusal to take it off he kept giving him tickets and tickets oh that’s that’s great i got it he

Turned him in the back of the class and he’s like okay got it from david still counts You took david’s ticket well he gave it well me and uh me and mari kind of took ricky’s tickets ourselves and we’re we have like my goodness that’s so nice of you well you guys are good friends well i’m rocking three right now so i should really be careful not to uh

Yeah a bunch of people are getting them i mean my friend blake got some just for having two different colors of hair same surprise yes that’s how i got my first one oh okay look i can’t know when she’s coming i can’t die this either i’ve tried i don’t mean coming back

Oh she left like an hour and a half ago to go to the bathroom or something and i’ve been waiting i’ve been waiting here for an hour and a half i’m sure she’ll be back soon wait what part of the future wait what hour of the lunch break were you

Assigned like an hour and a half ago i’m sure it’s fine well it reminds me she might just got distracted or something it’s okay since we’re present vice prez now i really should discuss stuff with her about the school oh man you can do it well i don’t really

Know the first thing about being a student council and since she has experience she can teach you true can you get us water fountains that spit out strawberry milkshakes ah yes maybe please that doesn’t sound too nice though cause if somebody decides to spill it over the floor ants are gonna come in

Uh it’s true also it would get warm and chunky eventually um some maybe maybe some options to the cafeteria like uh maybe some better dispenser put two guys in the milk i don’t know i don’t know i don’t like strawberry milkshakes really no i like i haven’t had a lot of fun

Wait you don’t try it i mean yeah i don’t exactly have a regular mouth so hold on not your mouth no no this was just drawn on by a little sharpie uh hold on let me my glasses uh oh okay so gelatin like body structure more similarly

Related what did you say to the snail okay snail your quirk is being a snail i am not a snail no no his body his body structure is more like that of a snail that like at least that’s on michael so if i poke you does like slime come out or something no

Mucus i believe it’s mucus isn’t it i don’t exude mucus i think so usually unless i’m sick usually i think everyone does that okay yes yeah wait so how do you eat then i was about to ask the same thing well usually when i eat i just you know

Throw a mouth throw a mouth you grow a mouth oh yeah oh jeez oh my goodness oh whoa okay whoa oh my god you’re really gonna have a mouth you really gotta warn me when you’re about to do something like that and why did you pick me

Why did you pick me oh because i just seemed reasonable at the time you know i met you before i thought we were good friends and you know i don’t want to turn into someone who i just met necessarily you know so i feel rude it

Is so weird to look myself right and look at myself right now and then not my voice coming out of it oh i’m sorry i’ll have your voice come out of it you want pretty much all i have to do is touch them and then boom

I can turn right into them oh that’s crazy yeah it seems like a lot of people need to touch other people in order for their court to work like database he said that he needs to touch other people to be able to see their past well yeah like kind of information about

The person as well information yes yeah i heard about this uh he traveled to exactly it is doesn’t it they call it that’s the problem with the touchy powers you know it’s weird when you have to say you have to run up and touch people all the time

Well you should play a game of tag honestly that would be a good way to get a database of the people that you can actually turn into and have fun and make friends that’s clever wordplay i like it i do remember back he they called him over to europe once actually

And within a matter of a week oh there we go did you just sneeze and turn back i mean it’s just sometimes you know the body vibrates rapidly when it switches back and you know the gelatin structure Long story short like a ballistic gel maybe i don’t know long story short they called him over the europe he taught he touched like three people that were captured and basically he dismantled an entire criminal organization with a span of two days wow wow that’s touching like well that

Makes sense on why he’s the number 10 hero yeah i mean it seems like it seems on paper is so weak of a quirk but if applied properly it can be so strong so even with the power that’s not really offensive you can be you can be great yeah like imagine learning someone’s

Only weakness by just simply knowing everything about them who i wonder if i can do that that’s why he’s inspired me to be a hero hi my name is mario and i am a nerd what what was that you no no no i’m just sure what i

Well i for one think that you’re a wonderful nerd but i’m not thank you mr intelligence quirk i am glad that i am a nerd I can feel my brain synapses firing as we as we speak that actually huh i wonder if you were able to take any quality of the quirks if you do take them if you take over someone i can’t really usually take the quarks oh ever really so identity

Maybe it’s just the glasses but i feel smarter for sure actually i wonder try try tapping the sided glass does it does anything turn on um let me see No i don’t think anything’s so you don’t want to copy any of the equipment either okay so only your periods yeah that’s the idea i mean i imagine if i you know touch clover i’m not going to be able to jump over buildings or anything oh you can do that i mean

Maybe i am i’m kind of afraid of heights so i don’t really try very high oh you’re afraid of things yeah that’s unfortunate that’s very important i know well there goes our bounce off i wanted let’s see does any bodily function reset your quirk or something can we not talk about my bodily

Functions oh my gosh actually hold on hold on bigger question you have no mouth right yeah how are you talking and you’re projecting hold in your thoughts it vibrates in his head and we can hear it look i don’t know how i talk i just talk

And it works yeah i don’t really want to know the logistics on that sounds a bit i kind of do and kind of dawn at the same time well then ask them on your own time you see i got these speakers in my body that let out sound oh wait then all right

So let me see you have to go find the vice principal and probably also eat yeah well the main president oh yeah uh yeah i probably should go get her or attempt to find her that’s probably a good idea maybe i should go look at who she might just be

Back at the dorm she might have used the dorm bathroom and then got distracted that must have been what she meant maybe well anyway enjoy your lunch guys and it was nice bye bye bye oh i feel so glad that we interrupted his lunch yeah i didn’t i didn’t know that

He needed to be solitare in order to eat I mean i bet that i am here in his class it kind of makes sense i mean he hasn’t eaten in class so makes sense that’s also true oh so he isn’t one of those people who just like sneak in like one of those bags of potato chips or anything and

Sneakily eat them during class not that you know no i’m gonna go find a database yeah you can have fun he’s gonna murder me no is that your back uh manny is that your backpack yeah it’s my backpack you’re gonna get murdered well no not literally he’s just gonna be

Very mean to me i don’t suggest that dying is illegal it is uh yeah killing a student would be illegal any form of me death that isn’t natural i think is Think illegal it was really good to meet you guys yeah you too very glad to meet you guys too it’s always great to meet new people really i love making new friends yeah can you stop turning into me oh no i don’t want to stop turning around

You’ll be quiet wait are you following me stop following me stop following me i’m not following you stop falling around what are you doing nothing are you the reason why the fridge is empty no move the fridge is empty look i eat a lot okay my quirk requires a lot of calories

How does an intelligence quirk need calories don’t question it okay i’m gonna question it especially just like i’m gonna question the fact you bought five bags of like four or five bags of salt i need it for the experiments okay it’s a perfect neutralizer salt yes look

I need it so that way if any chemical reactions go bad i need to put it out right away and you’re doing all this chemical stuff in the room next to mine yes don’t you have like a lab somewhere or something to do this stuff back home okay

How far away is home uh other side of town right okay look just don’t don’t be opening like any ghost portals or anything okay those exist wait uh those exist wait hey no no hey hold on whoa what no but science exploring no what don’t you want to meet more of your brethren

I’m not full ghost i mean i’m sure they would love to meet your ghost half i’m not dead huh i wonder how they would take that actually if a dead per if a dead goat person who was a who became a ghost meet someone who’s half ghost because of a superpower

I wonder if they would find that complimenting or insulting i don’t know and i don’t plan on asking any ghosts why because would you like to ask a ghost hey is this insulting to you and then it is insulting and then they’re gonna freaking bash your face in or something

I don’t know i mean if if ghosts follow the aforementioned paranormal rules that were established early in the movies they would try to possess you as their only power but at the same time what movies are not the same as real life i mean it’s not the same

You can tur when you go ghosts you kind of go intangible right yeah sort of like a ghost from a movie yeah but i can’t hear anything okay uh when you go ghost can you fly no can you shoot play energy blasts no can you possess people

No not yet i’m working on it wait how who have you tested that on uh my brother well that’s gotta be a little weird yeah that must be very weird okay anyways are you gonna do anything about that salt uh i guess i could move it into the far

Corner of my room on inside of one of the inside one of the uh lockers uh just looking at it makes me would you stop eating i need a lot of calories okay oh i’m sorry i took the ham that your mom sent you what dude that’s my mom’s like special glazed ham

Shirley makes that like once a year right all right here i took a bite out of it already just take it back uh so where were you today i didn’t see you for the rest of i was just kind of hiding out from database yeah he wasn’t too happy with me

What’s your issue with him again uh he works under my dad because my dad’s chief of police and then my dad kind of like made him accept me into the school i guess that is a little abuse of power i guess yeah huh well honestly though my dad really

Respects him i mean he’s database one of the top 10 heroes went to europe it saw and solved the entire criminal organization problem with the next week it’s more along the lines of database gives my dad sass while everyone else kisses his butt so all right that’s why my dad kind of

Respects him does your dad have two-toned hair no okay okay i tried to dye this by the way i really do oh wait it’s it’s natural yes oh i tried dying fully black won’t stay it keeps bleeding through that’s weird okay i mean i’m not gonna complain um

Wait did he give you a ticket for the uh i think what no no he didn’t okay what’s wrong with my eye thing well he gave us tickets for two colored hair so i would assume two colored eyes oh no i don’t i don’t think so no

He gave me a ticket for uh not showing up the class and then he gave me a ticket for a poor excuse thanks by the way i mean i didn’t know you were allergic it’s not an allergy okay let me ask you if someone who is lactose intolerant

Drinks milk what happens they get sick and when you get around salt or it salt touches you i get sick and it’s not an allergy it’s an allergy i’m gonna keep fighting you on this mario it’s not an allergy you can and you can argue with me but by definition alone

You don’t you can’t be arousal you can’t touch salt because then you get sick if you if you had a peanut allergy and you and you touched the peanut or ingested a peanut you would get sick you have an allergy fine hey huh what i’m just wondering

How close do you have to be before that starts affecting you i’m already feeling kind of nauseous okay so uh wait what if i create a container that kind of like insulates it so it like the aroma or like just basically conceals it think that might work you do realize salt is like

Always used to like banish away like evil things right are you evil no then why do you have an issue with it because it’s part of my quirk you know like when you like summon a ghost and play with a ouija board and you put down a circle of salt the

Ghost can’t like cross over the salt it’s kind of like that except i get sick hmm wait mania what this isn’t my salt what do you mean this is my sugar wait what what no that’s salt this is sugar look that’s that’s sugar the why are you four bags of sugar

I didn’t where’s the salt It’s still in the fr in the kitchen oh fantastic all right you know what you deal with that i’m going back to my who’s room missing four pound who’s missing four bags of sugar not in my skin not in my skin are you kidding me the shivers the shivers did it man it’s

The cold [Laughter] oh and the worst part is you could honestly do that with any one skin that you can put on who else do you have who else do you have i mean i usually only have three sets to turn into a time let’s see i can uh

Turn into back this boy sad boy hours Me and you okay so how have the how was the how was the marker not rubbed off your face yet i read your art sometimes i was gonna say you should totally have a skin where it’s like smudged joker oh my god it could be raining outside it’s just smudged it washed off

All right mr lego this way you did mr roblox wants to talk to you and the megabox mega bloks want to want to talk to you about a deal and bionicles is getting a little a little mad oh god going outside i’m going outside no guns in school fine only nerf guns

And water guns hold on i got i got you your whistle yay connection let’s do a scene Oh what a hopeless place