Insane Minecraft Stream with Ster and Jerma!

Don’t [ __ ] shitty game goddamn it man it’s gonna be sucks no I like that it’s a good game I didn’t okay we’re gonna what’s that up there oh my stomach is killing me Oh How hard he dead I didn’t do anything I mean like seriously though they’re just trying to cry about this well goodbye crafts my favorite gift ever and I’m so glad we finally could disease hot stream all right look at my craft is so it’s a revolutionary game

Oh yeah yo ye minecraft [ __ ] my craft What was she less doing I wonder We’re gonna build a new house not gonna it’s burning my eyes [ __ ] I don’t want to change my shrimp to Minecraft god dammit mmm I can’t believe I’m doing this I’m the number one minecraft streamer on Twitch oh that pisses me off more than anything I can imagine no relax really

What’d you say people are gonna come to the stream I think this is what I do and I don’t do this [ __ ] come here what do you say come down here again what do you say you what play my own it’s file but it’s my gratis my favorite game

Now you guys heard that did you hear that that was so wholesome did you hear that [ __ ] that was so wholesome do you want some water I’m like knock she’s a great gal all right let’s build a new [ __ ] house fine this is her file what I’m

Gonna [ __ ] with her file better okay so welcome guys to Minecraft this game is a really fun game it’s um you can add like open-ended you can pick where you want to go home we want to live it’s a really funny game or a fun game

I hate this every second of this I hate it but this is the last stream from this house so I’m going to do it [ __ ] number one goddamn [ __ ] twitch streamer on minecraft I can’t myself how did I gain viewers you’re gonna hate this stream you’re gonna hate this

Stream new viewers you’re gonna hate it you’re not gonna like it you’re gonna hate this no I know how to play just I thought was water in there and I ruined it okay hey guys welcome to Minecraft go it’s better than what you were doing before okay hey let’s play some minecraft why

Not sure we’ll be impeccable in like out 30 [ __ ] minutes go to the mansion go to the management what mansion what are you talking about there’s no mansion here we’re gonna build a house right now out of dirt who cares nobody’s played this game and what is that that’s rare

How was this rare why is this here notch what are you doing why did you give this to me there’s a mansion here do I have to go in here and kill everybody in here how do I put the stuff down alright house to be over here how I

Slowed down is that rare I didn’t is it this is rare hold on shift this is ps4 dude I need a [ __ ] wooden axe I’m not going in there yet that’s extremely rare I’ve never seen one well there’s a one in 1,000 chance who gives a [ __ ]

My little dog [ __ ] over here look like you know let’s be real you ought to be real what a fantastic [ __ ] game this is the Legos of the new generation this game sucks I hate this game nothing about it is fun I [ __ ] hate this game

It’s a worst game of 2012 wherever the [ __ ] this dumb shitty game came out who cares did I get 500 more viewers I did not oh my god I did why they [ __ ] 500 more people here why are you here these are my crafting of them but look let me apologize let me

Apologize for the 600 new people that are here I this is a great it’s a fun game it’s a revolutionised [ __ ] multiplayer video game it did what this game revolutionized multiplayer social experiments I’m sorry I’m the [ __ ] number one stream on Twitch there’s this who’s like below here right now go watch

Him he’s probably so much better let’s see The King Donnie and like spoon and Brett Ultimates like these people [ __ ] they dead they’re much better streams than I am though there’s a playing minecraft they’re having a good time don’t watch me watch them instead all right here we go what was I doing this is my wall okay

Got a wall here I’m gonna hit feature to the front page of twitch now that would be bad go in the house no I need you I need a weapon I can’t go in there without a weapon when you crazy I’m not going in there with a sword you suck in Minecraft

I said go watch them on him other minecraft streamers I got pressured in the plane is because I was too drunk to plate lillah Anwar I’m a make a sword I’m making a sword hold on where’s the kill kill it kill it it’s a creeper alright what do I get for

This I don’t know okay now you know I need wood where’s a tree right here this is a [ __ ] witch word over here we’re fine almost five thousand viewers no way Jesus Christ there’s no way there is a way really what well god it’s 45 [ __ ] horror people here alright yeah I know

Hey guys welcome to another episode of Minecraft so we are a plain [ __ ] shitty game so we are playing we got look at this whoa whoa we got a mansion behind us and as you can see we’re gonna check out that mansion after we get a

Nice uh let’s go it’s still there behind us gonna get some wood first want to build some tools I think Gemma shut up okay drink your piss what no Shh stop it don’t scare the new people away come on guys please okay so I’ve got some wood here we’re gonna make

A couple of tools I think how do you play Minecraft I kind of you know new people big fits oh [ __ ] hey thank you to Cairo Toby for the $50 term owes like that storied actor that is forced to take a role he hates because the fans

Want it I’m not sure if that’s true but thank you so much Kara Toby and kill it how did I get in third person how do I get in a third person Vigo okay I need a sword how do I know how to pick a sword sword waist sword sword tools and

Weapons sword a crafting bread hey what’s going on tubers just starting out real quickly gonna make a crafting bench you may have seen me in the number one channel on twitch that’s playing Minecraft and hey welcome to the channel we have fun here I am going to make a

Crafting bench little difficult to do sometimes but you know we figure it out don’t worry about that everybody remember if you have it before I mean [ __ ] subscribe if you could go ahead and subscribe to the channel when you uh find your way over here you know through

Twitches minecraft section okay okay now I have a sword [ __ ] let’s go so if Hitler just joining the channel we’ve got a what the heck is this what the heck I mean tiny I need another tree what the heck where am I just go I’m trying

I need a skin – I need a skin with skins I’m not showing you guys my credit card on stream hey hey gamers how you doing that’s the wrong thing okay so um what is this how much was this was the second four dollars who is this it’s Han

Solo I just I just don’t know kill it I’m not good enough to kill it let’s go mr. 5k holy [ __ ] that’s the most viewers I’ve ever had with my weapons no way I need a tree it’s like four dollars who cares 5,000 people Jesus 5000 watching this idiot

What native weapons where is it what the [ __ ] is it I made a stick I made it I did I made the stick one of the [ __ ] is this what does this thing what what does this thing what is this is a couple of binding of issac what is this the block ah

Hey it’s a creeper I don’t what is this thing okay we’re good I think let’s go here’s the mansion do I have any meat I’m good I got plenty you mean fine can I make me out of wood I don’t know it’s minecraft you can do

Anything I have to check out the [ __ ] let me sleep was it three wool in three wood for a bed we’re not going in this tower yet just wait hold on give me a minute just wait hold on stop it knock we’re not going there yet there’s

A light here I don’t know what this is where the lights coming from we’re gonna go here he’s stalling what’s stormy there’s a light over here there’s somebody over here look light no don’t go in there okay got wood I think some dirt oh here

We go sheep okay I need three wool and us cameras can go forward you know I’m saying I got it okay plenty of sheep got plenty of wool I’m good to go alright let’s make a little house here right in front of the mansion this is one of a thousand for

The black sheep not true now shut up not the tool you using has become damaged off notch where you get out of here okay so twenty-eight all I need is a cube and that’s all I need put it down put down put it down put it

Put the put it down what the hell is this oh it’s fire got a pretty nice house here that I made welcome viewers and streamer isn’t [ __ ] pretty cool house I got here let us go ahead and in and make a little bit of let’s make some just need a little bit

Of wood to make the crafting table you know I got I got a well here made this myself take a look it’s pretty cool I don’t know dying there we go big bits hold on wait wait wait do we really yeah we did you’re right hey Kristin Thank You Kristin for the $50

Kristin thank you so much for playing Minecraft I love this game can’t wait for you to help revive it I’m telling all my friends to sub to you with twitch crime to help support you what’s your threshold for big bits by the way hope this helps more than like 10 bucks a lot

Of money thank you no I can’t [ __ ] believe there are 5,000 people here holy [ __ ] are you serious I was playing la bar like there’s 5,000 people here I’ll be right back I’m gonna take a piss see in a minute you you you you you you All right we’re good we’re back thanks for hanging out 50 100 [ __ ] people okay did you did you see thee did you see the [ __ ] game we got we got a [ __ ] mansion over here guys what the help villages roll off on Chile How do I kill it what stop my stop sir sir sir stop stop stop stop okay he’s fine what are you putting – did I kill it kill it Okay emeralds are arrow I mean II don’t need these where’s the oh there it is okay okay okay let’s go big bits again no Jesus really cookie CRM thanks for fifty dollars Germa I love you we love you you’re beautiful and amazing you’re the greatest streamer ever thank you so much for everything

You’ve ever given me and my friends Gemma heart can’t wait to see your next adventures in Vegas once again thank you for all the laps to get us through this sadness well thank you so much cookie CRM that means a lot hopefully you’re hopeful you doing well thank you Vegas should be really

Interesting we should have a lot of fun we’ll see I’m just going in there [ __ ] it I lost 130 viewers whatever they probably like accidentally came over here they’re like oh wow like a 5k minecraft channel wonder if he’s like making [ __ ] red electricity cubes no

No I’m not at all not at all what get away from me [ __ ] like what are you doing do i buy I bought this how much was that I don’t know I don’t remember okay to the mansion I do need a weapon though I can’t just

Go on your blind get another skin what skin you want get another skin get the Simpsons skin there is a Simpson skin what are you talking about Simpson well I know that ain’t real there is I don’t believe it give me a weapon just wait hold on give

Me a second okay I need a crafting table this down here wherever I can get it please just put it down okay all right let’s go I’m ready let’s go on the mansion who’s going home Where’s the front door he’s doing I’m doing it I am I’m going there where’s the front door who’s making this grant who’s grunting oh wait wait wait horn I can make stone tools right Gimme okay let’s make a stone sword yeah [ __ ] [ __ ] so thick gastrique I’ll tell you that absolute genius I’m gonna wake up tomorrow morning and look at what I last streamed and go at what the [ __ ] happened last night why did I do that hey what okay so I

Need what do I need what did I why did I do that what do I need I have a sword I have one oh no no no got it yeah eat [ __ ] I got it I got a [ __ ] hoe too just wait just hold on I’m gonna get all

The tools and we’re our door and we still live ten o’clock what good man [ __ ] it let’s go all night Kim is mad why this is a kids game oh that’s right I can’t say the [ __ ] word okay hold on crap oh crap oh dang

It oh what the heck that better okay I got like a hundred I got a hundred items I’m good to go all right we’re good let’s go let’s go in the building I’m ready no food but I don’t need food what do I need food for is the front

Door what’s going okay here’s the challenge here front door look at this [ __ ] this is so cool rare rare spawn [ __ ] off idiot All right up the front gates are on the side what do you think what is this little scout III Ivan played like five years what does this thing what does he have an axe I don’t see an axe okay look it’s free yes nothing in there and

Put in there you know there’s nothing there’s no stuff in these we’re the Diamonds [ __ ] Build I have a house it’s right behind me a good house already I’m gonna get my stuff sway away just hold on what that’s how you throw okay All right okay just relax where’s the mansion it des spawns in five minutes are avoided I’m going I’m gonna go get there where is it it’s yeah all right sprint how do i sprint isn’t how you sprint I’m kidding it’s a joke I’m kidding it’s already in the card what’s how do you

Sprint how do you how do you sprint [ __ ] uh it’s plate ps4 there we go DoubleTap oh my god you boy gave ten community subs thank you yeah you boy you boy thank you so much dude I gotta get to the end of this and then [ __ ] turn off my computer

You mean just break in the back [ __ ] door who cares I’ll get in go in the front door stop saying the f-word okay I’m sorry shoot crap Frick no he said the f-word he’s in trouble all right here we go it’s right over here and then right through the front

Door like why don’t I buy this oh there you go okay there’s Tory lift off all right let’s go right up up the front door ooh first room of the mansion is over here this way can’t see [ __ ] oh you look fine just I can just break them God you suck I have played minecraft like six years I just if I want to be going the [ __ ] house go in the mansion go go go go and I’m like okay [ __ ] I’m [ __ ] everything else man I’m gutting in here God you suck hi I didn’t

Play it lad I look I played it last year for like ten minutes nice shh-shh I got it with my stuff with my stuff with my stuff I Oh No watch a tutorial there we go meat cheese onions oh he’s gonna back speaker actors I can’t I can’t I

Oh my [ __ ] owl that hurts so bad just I’m gonna give me a just give me the items I know how to do this go all the way just go all of it go to the [ __ ] Earth’s core who cares okay now give them give me the [ __ ]

Would give me the word from the why might why am i crawling oh my god why are these trees made of [ __ ] sheets give me a real tree please god damn it these aren’t even real trees what the [ __ ] are these what are they they’re not even trees I’m going in

There with a [ __ ] knife and I’m stabbing him or the [ __ ] in this chest I swear to God [ __ ] eat my [ __ ] seriously my god what the hell was that Apple what could you shove it up your ass who cares how do I eat it digging straight down yeah that’s fine

We’ll be fine all right let’s get some armor God has left and he’s still here okay I ain’t gonna [ __ ] this up again now let’s go get some let’s create some goddamn armor what do you say Miko Miko what is that noise what the [ __ ] is this noise not today okay keep

Going what do you say gamers just wait just give me a minute watch this oh don’t don’t kill me just don’t do just [ __ ] don’t do it don’t do it I hate this game this game’s going fun this game is [ __ ] four out of ten

How do I eat this bucket how do I eat the apple how do I eat the apple r1 how do I eat just what’s the button I press square okay everything’s fine we’re good mad because bad give me your right stop being bad at kids games look if you

Pulled anybody aside and you said hey excuse me sir what do you all like on the subway like about to go to work yeah I’m about to go to work Oh can you sit down and play minecraft right now I admit have heard of that I I don’t even know what that is

Oh it’s a game that’s like a bunch of [ __ ] of going it’s a mansion over here play it I think I have my son played this seven years ago I’ll just sit down and play dude you fine you’re good [ __ ] shut up get gud idiot what I’m

Just trying to go to work stupid idiot get over here sit down and play it Oh guess I’ll try I ain’t dyin again watch this check it out you ready [ __ ] out ahead to kiss the [ __ ] is this what this is tuck crops here what what’s up with oh they gotta

Get a bow and arrow well I can sell these right can I sell these oh you kidding me okay these make bread how listen make crafting table living for our hair I can’t I gotta make would hold on make a bread with your bare hands just

Wait hold on okay make bread are you [ __ ] kidding me dude give me that get the [ __ ] out of here I win I beat this [ __ ] dumb [ __ ] game this games actually really fun it’s not a bad game Thomas go to the bathroom over here wait wait wait wait Oh

Total [ __ ] lizard people oh wait wait wait wait do it do it do it do it do it oh oh we’re fine relax calm down guys give me a break really give me this what is it I’m taking it I want it there’s nothing in any of these why why don’t I just

Live here just take this house from my own who cares there’s so much storage already okay I’m gonna go upstairs though funguses fungus I take them all I don’t know what they do Oh spider or watch out okay pick up his [ __ ] got a little trough it’s fine

This stream sucks oh god I’m sorry look the hold on just wait I’ll get better I’ll get better just wait a minute just wait Just let me kill the queue people hold on wait wait wait wait wait wait this is a hold your opinion here for a second hold on why is one of these come on he’s right behind me oh god there he is he’s got a [ __ ] axe or something

Don’t Tim please don’t do it