Jeffy’s Minecraft Meltdown: SML Parody

Hey Daddy want to play some Minecraft no not now Jeffy I’m watching TV all right you can play on my Nintendo switch and I’ll play on the PS5 no I said I didn’t want I was watching that all right daddy so this is my world I’ve been working on

It for the past 5 years ever since I was 10 years old Daddy it’s my oldest world and it’s my best Jeff Jeffy that doesn’t make any sense you’re 18 right now and you were 10 when you started but you said you were playing for 5 years Daddy

I I came here to play Minecraft not do math all right you know what fine Jeffy I’ll play with you for five minutes but then I want my TV back all right daddy so this is my house it’s my favorite house ever it is so amazing Junior

Helped a little bit but I did most of the work and it’s just it’s my favorite house in any Minecraft world it is amazing yeah it’s cool so Daddy I don’t want you touching anything cuz I don’t want you to accidentally break my house it’s very valuable to me okay well I

Don’t know how to break stuff so I don’t think you have to worry about that all right daddy oh and this is my dog his name is Rufus he is such a good boy he’s getting a little old but I’ve had him for so long and I love him so much he’s

My favorite oh well that that’s kind of cool there’s dogs in this game he’s kind of cute here Daddy I’m going to give you neite sword and a pickaxe so that way you won’t die in 5 seconds and don’t worry it has Max enchantments literally

The best in the game and I’ve got like a hundred of them so you can keep it okay I don’t really know what that means now how do I pet this dog he is Adorable daddy um did you just kill Rufus I did you just kill my dog I um are you I’m sorry Jeffy Daddy I invite you to my Minecraft world and what do you do you kill my dog I’m sorry I was just trying to pet him oh my god oh you’re getting

Banned dadd I why why would you do that I don’t understand you can’t P the dog at maybe I can press undo where’s the undo button There Is No undo button dad you killed him can I get you another one no you can’t I like Rufus he was my

Favorite dog he was the best dog okay you know what I I don’t want the sword anymore you take it back D what you take Daddy stop oh my god dad you just killed me why did you just kill me Daddy let me pick up your stuff for you what are you

Doing so you join my world you kill my dog and then you kill me and you steal my loot look me I told is that how you play the game I don’t you have play the game I’ve never played it before Daddy I swear to go all right you better not

Take any of my stuff I’m coming back to the house okay should I just put in like a chest or something now now I have to go get cobblestone make a tombstone for Rufus and have a funeral and daddy you are not invited okay I’m sorry again

Jeff I I don’t care I don’t want to hear it Daddy I want you to put all my loot back in my chest and then go drown yourself in the lava I don’t want to see you anymore that that’s fair I I didn’t want to play anyway wait hang on shoot

Wait how do I no Jeffy wait I um how do how do I oh oh God I um daddy where did you you better have put my loot back Daddy I am never letting daddy join my Minecraft world ever again come here Daddy no no

No so Daddy this is what we’re going to do I’m going to let you choose which one you want me to use on you you better choose or El I’m going to do it for you oh you want me to staple your fingers off oh the hammer all right then say

Goodbye to your teeth hey guys what are you up to wa are you guys playing torture can I play we’re not playing torture Morty it’s for real what wait it’s for real what why are you torturing Mario because daddy killed my dog and burned down my house in Minecraft wait in Minecraft

That doesn’t seem so bad I mean can’t you just like it was terrible Morty that’s all I had I put everything I had into that world and he destroyed it this bald fat man ruined it for me but I I thought you played fortnite well sometimes I play fortnite I do fortnite

Only up and then I’ll do Minecraft and I’ll I’ll do a little bit of both but I was playing Minecraft before this guy ruined it for me so how should we torture him no I I I don’t think you should torture Mario I think that seems a little extreme for a Minecraft world

Why don’t you just untie him I’m sure he’d make it up to you you know maybe he’d buy like a toy or something if I untie you will you make it up to me MH mhm will you make me a happy boy will you do everything I say for a whole year

And give me your credit C card M fine all I’m taught you all right daddy now you better do whatever I say to make it up to me I should have known he was going to do that oh there it is uh oh oh perfect okay Jeffy I made it up to you

There there you go wow daddy I see how it is that is disrespectful what what I got I got your Rigby that is just rugby um really you don’t even know his name anymore I I I I never knew wow daddy yeah that no absolutely not what Jeffy I

Got you the the stupid dog ddy you said what did you just say I got you I got you your really cool dog back he’s real now he’s not like the fake Minecraft one you said you would make it up to me so I want to go to Disney World right now no

No we can’t go to Disney World right now by the time we get there all the rides are going to be closed and they’ll be shooting off fireworks it’ll be time for it to close perfect we’ll be just in time for fireworks let’s you really want

Me to pay $200 just for you to watch fireworks and not ride any rides yes well how about Legoland Jeffy you like Legoland po I want to go to Disney World right now oh how how about the water park yeah yeah what about the water park

It’s fun there there’s a bunch of slides you Riv no wait Jeffy we can’t go right now cuz it’s going to close soon but what about tomorrow we better go first thing tomorrow oh yeah yeah yeah right when I wake up we’ll go and and you can

Bring Little Ricky with you Ricky I’m going to bed Roff is Daddy all right we’ll go tomorrow all right Jeffy here we are we’re at the water park are you happy now I won’t go home wa why we just got here you idiot Daddy it’s boring Disney

World is better you’re just too poor to afford it I’m boring you didn’t even ride any rides yet what are you talking about uh too scary I don’t want to do it too scary go home I want to go home right now no we’re not going home yet

Let’s go do something else all right Jeffy here’s something that’s not scary it’s called The Lazy River wait where’s my stuffed Roofus I don’t have them anymore I don’t know I think I like I put him on a chair or something no dad I

Think I lost him over there we got to go back get no Jeffy I’m not spending an entire day looking for that stupid plush dog he’s gone just go czy River I’m going home [Applause] Noy hey what are you hitting $100 Jeffy $100 you made me spend $100 to take you to that stupid water park and you didn’t even do anything fun okay fine let’s go to Disney World no no we’re not going to Disney World Jeffy I already took you to

The water park my my di repaid I don’t have to do anything else for you Daddy it’s not my fault you killed my dog and burned down my house it’s your fault it’s a video game Jeffy it doesn’t matter you if it matters that much to you I’ll rebuild your stupid house for

You it’s already done you can’t Daddy stop ew gross ew ew ew disgusting ew Dy stop ew that looks awful I don’t know what you’re doing it’s a waste you know what I’m done Jeffy I’m done I don’t have to repay my debt to you and you’re

Grounded for tying me up and duct taping me I’m grounded yeah are you because you kill my dck all right daddy where are you going Jeffy you’re grounded Jeffy stop what are you doing I’m burning the house down why uh because you burn down my house well

Jeffy I’m sorry I didn’t mean to it was just a game all right can we go to Disney World no I’m not taking you to Disney Jeffy stop it what can I don’t thats me with gasoline what can I do for you besides Disney World that will get

You to stop I want chocolate cake oh wait no I want a full three course dinner Minecraft themed with chocolate cake but fine I’ll get you a stupid dinner Minecraft yay this is ridiculous Jeffy get in here your Minecraft dinner is ready you better forgive me after this finally

Daddy’s trying to make it up to me maybe just maybe this will make up for Rufus dying and daddy burning down my house in Minecraft all right what do we got here dino nuggets oops it was an accident I don’t like egos Minecraft [Applause] Pringles here we go that’s what I’m talking

About nja chocolate cake thanks Daddy hey Daddy have you seen a PS5 controller I want to play some more Minecraft um daddy why you look like that it’s gone what do you mean it’s gone it’s all gone the console the controller the TV I got rid of all of it

It’s gone I destroyed it oh you destroyed it are you higher than a kite daddy why you higher than a kite Jeff never been more sober in my life because now I finally know what you are you’re evil you’re bad you’re manipulative Jeffy you are the worst I bought you

That dog I took you to the water park I made you that Minecraft dinner and you didn’t enjoy any of it not a single bit you didn’t appreciate it at all so I’m Doney to grief my house Daddy it’s all your fault to begin with cuz you started

Griefing my house it was an accident it what is that what is that smell why why why do I smell smoke I don’t know Jeffy what did you do I don’t know what did you do I don’t know what did you do Jeffy what did you do I didn’t do

Anything what did you do Jeffy I didn’t do anything what did you Do Oh