Sorry i’m late i’m late i’m late i’m late i’m late my bad my hair’s all poofy dude what’s going on um what up what up yo this [ __ ] is loud as [ __ ] um sorry i’m still getting set up kind of it wouldn’t be a wouldn’t be a curveboy stream well some Technical difficulties i bought the wrong version of minecraft uh so i had to buy it twice and i mean don’t have two versions obviously just have one it’s all good um but we’re gonna we’re gonna have a great time and um i’ve never played minecraft before man i’m really nervous I’m really [ __ ] nervous but uh i think we’re gonna they’re gonna have a good time we’re gonna live forever um what the freaking heck sorry i’m still trying to figure this [ __ ] out man how do i do this um okay maybe i’ll talk to to danny and see how He i can do this uh but yeah we’re playing minecraft playing minecraft with dan and it’s gonna be fun dude uh brianna thanks for the subscription hmm all right i’m gonna hop over here hey where’s my webcam bring me up here oh that’s why all right we’re playing the [ __ ] game And you should be hopping on here soon um three months thanks that’s sick okay curtis are you there i’m here are you here i’m here yes all right we’re nice this is crazy okay i can’t i don’t know how to join the server okay you have the java minecraft Installed yeah i’m in it right now okay so you see single player in multiplayer yes okay so you gotta click on multiplayer okay and then you gotta click add server at the bottom right add server yeah hey can you guys hear curtis just to make sure And then yeah and then it should say server name and server address right server name server address yeah okay uh so then go ahead and uh change the server name to baddie smp okay and i guess i should i hide my screen while i do this yeah yeah yeah actually good idea yeah Definitely don’t because i think the cap on this server is like 1300 people oh my god yeah you showed that like a thousand people could join this yeah i’ll but then that that number i sent you just copy the whole thing even the port number at the end and paste it in there And then i think you should be good okay yeah that’s what she said oh yeah copy and paste that port number and you should be good you should be good all right i’m going to join the server right now switch over to my game it says i’m pinging yo get Dude i can feel the pain do you get a hype train going right now on your stream or what i’m gonna yeah you don’t even gotta ask i do have one yeah i don’t even know what that is i think it’s going great mine’s mine’s a level four So oh i think mine’s over now because we kind of crushed it oh man guys you’re [ __ ] you’re embarrassing me it gets so mad at yours hype me up hit me up hop on the train okay well i’m in the world are you still pinging or whoa okay I’m in damn where are you oh wait no i see you hold on hold on nice do you see me that’s you yeah that’s me all right we’re in the world dude this is minecraft what do you think that’s awesome how do you look how do you look like that Um oh someone made me a oh [ __ ] you’re getting attacked by a spider tell him to stop don’t worry dude i got this i know that you’re new to this so so just to clarify for my stream you have never played minecraft before is that correct yeah i’ve never i’ve never Played it i’ve never even thought of it really i’ve sort of just uh just sort of heard murmurs about this game and okay well don’t worry i just got killed by a spider i think that uh you’re in good hands here why are all these guys Hey so nighttime is sort of like hell in minecraft it’s just like monsters come out of nowhere and start attacking just like your life i can’t go anywhere at night yeah i don’t leave my house past sunset how do i uh punch you oh just a regular old click Regular right click oh watch out what the hell was that okay first lesson of minecraft creeper oh man oh that’s what it means yeah that was a creeper uh and you could have just died honestly i’m literally i’m i have half of a heart left so if i get hurt i’m dead so I think what we might want to do let’s go you see over there that like foresty looking area i think we should over this way i think we probably want oh [ __ ] oh my god i didn’t we’re gonna want to run over there i think how do you run control Oh i died oh no dude this is gonna be uh this might be a disaster of a stream because i you know what i die a lot in this game oh no and i’ve been playing for weeks now okay let me just check to see what the difficulty is okay the difficulties are Normal no way it is yeah this is this can you believe this is normal difficult look at how many bad guys are holy [ __ ] what is this oh my god dude i think you’re a bad luck charm i’ve never seen this oh my god to me well i have no comparison as to What this is so to me this is just minecraft all the time and i don’t i’m not having a good time this is the most stressful game in the world wait where did you go i’m running towards the forest how do you jump uh spacebar oh [ __ ] okay Sheesh yeah watching jump in this game game no this is epic i don’t know if you saw the name of my stream but i called it creeper ah dan i did okay i actually see there’s a village up ahead can you see like on the horizon well maybe you can’t see it Right now this hill’s blocking it okay you fell in some water and you’re being attacked by zombie children okay i can hear them and i really don’t like them all right so let’s go on up up this hill if you will okay this big hill up here uh you just ran past A hill i don’t know if you’re still i’m sort of just okay oh i see some i see some houses over there yeah i think we want to go over there they’ll probably have beds and we can sleep in them and then we can go to sleep and this nightmare will be over It’ll be smooth sailing from there if we can just get into one of those houses and go to sleep yeah uh okay what the hell bro i’m in the water get me out you pack a [ __ ] bathing suit bro how do i put that on how do i put on baby Uh i think you get i think you have to make one later you can make like an iron bathing suit no way which is also just doubles as like a chastity belt so which is really helpful in this game a diamond bathing suit you just sink to the bottom of the ocean Oh [ __ ] [ __ ] no oh no oh god damn it dude i died i saw that okay well get get into one of those houses and see if you can find a bed i’ll be i’ll be there why are these guys so [ __ ] thirsty man they keep running at me [ __ ] off Running them running how do i open door [ __ ] off oh uh i think right click oh my god i’m gonna die again i’m gonna die i’m dead did you die i’m dead i’m in a cave with a with a man okay all right all right you’re gonna Respawn at the same place that you did before i think the the goal here you know what we might just be doing this until the sun comes out no you know what i’m gonna get there and it’s and it’s gonna be fine i can’t let my I can’t look at my stream down yeah you can’t let your stream down that’s the number one rule of playing minecraft on on twitch you can’t let the stream down okay let’s let’s go you got arrows in you you’d be nice all right i don’t know if You know that i don’t need that all right i’m gonna i think i’m gonna die again one time and then and then this time it’s time for sure i’m getting to that village yeah this is not this isn’t what i was promised yeah you’re probably really like happy that i Am gonna be teaching you how to play and i bought two versions of this wow yeah you can die twice as much okay this these guys have absolutely [ __ ] perfect aim i’ll give him that yeah what the hell i i’m honestly so surprised that this is normal mode like How many times so far 20 i’ve been playing yeah for five minutes uh some all right i gotta turn the brightness up okay hold on let me let me live first and then i’ll turn up the brightness guys okay are you at the village yet i’m almost there i’m running along this Little uh this little beach okay i think this time we got it i’ve only got two hearts like taken out i’ve got all but two hearts i think this time we got this so are they not can they not use doors uh correct yeah that’s their one Weaknesses they don’t know how to use doors the [ __ ] is this okay i’m in this house i’m gonna yeah [ __ ] is there a bed uh no there’s there’s sort of uh hold on i gotta i gotta fix my brightness really quick i’m getting yelled at Okay yeah well as long as you’re safe in a house oh i can see the house that you’re in i’m looking through the window can you see through the door this window oh yeah i see you yeah nice do you know what you look like i think you might be a lady Or at least you have long hair uh i don’t i don’t know what i look like is there other mirrors in this game uh you can press e to see like your inventory and stuff and i’ll show you what you look like oh what the hell why do i look like that I hate the game just kind of guesses what you look like in real life and that’s what it thinks you look like i hate i hate the way i look yeah just like real life okay did did you figure out the brightness issue no i don’t know how to How do i do that uh video settings and then i think you can change the brightness it should it’s probably on moody right now is that you just came in yeah i just came in okay how do i [ __ ] these settings at bro oh people are saying that you’re alex so I think i’m steve and you’re alex and people are saying alex is a queen and i shouldn’t come for her like that so how do i guess that’s it okay i don’t i don’t know how to get to game settings oh press escape sorry okay so sorry i thought you were like Digging through the menus trying to find the no no no no no i have no idea all right so far i think i’m a pretty damn good teacher uh how do i oh brightness moody oh how’s this does this look better oh i guess yeah there’s a zombie trying To come through this door right now but don’t worry i i’m protecting you well not [ __ ] advancements bro [ __ ] off how does that look better that looks better yeah it looks better okay what the hell okay hold on i died but i the good news is i set my respawn point to Much closer by i close the door so i’m good so every time you sleep in a bed it sets your respawn point to that bed so i just since no no no he’s nice oh no who is that so that’s that’s a villager he lives in this village that was a bad guy Oh so he was just saying hi to me and i beat the [ __ ] out of him yeah i think this might be his house oh into his house and started trying to kill him well you didn’t tell me that danny you didn’t tell me people live here well I mean what what do you think these houses just come out of nowhere yeah absolutely okay i’m can i go up where’s the apologize button i almost killed this man uh i don’t know if they i think they got rid of that feature actually you can’t apologize now Imagine walking into your own house and beating you in the face and saying get out okay so real quick come come over here or yeah i guess you can go go on that uh yeah go in that house okay and go in there and right click the bed And that’ll set your respawn point to right there so that way if you die you’ll you’ll spawn there instead of in the desert okay cool okay so the first thing we probably want to do honestly is [ __ ] make a f make a fort i don’t know What is the first thing you do in minecraft let me think back to all the times i’ve beaten this game before um i need a diamond pickaxe yeah maybe there will be a diamond pickaxe in this hay yeah i want to like a needle in a haystack Oh this is a nice so did you make this or the game no no this village uh no no i i straight up just created this world right before we started streaming so i haven’t done anything yet it like randomly creates this stuff i guess Yeah cool i think i just put a torch on someone’s wall for some reason um okay that’s fine okay that’s allowed okay uh so well okay so first we probably want to get wooden tools so maybe let’s go up to the top of this hill because i think i saw Trees up here yeah i was going to say that yeah i think i saw amazing i think you saw trees up here so basically what you do in this game is you just smack things until you get the blocks so you can smack a tree okay I found a tree i’m gonna smack the black and you’ll get a bunch of wood as in like a boner or like just or just yeah this is all euphemism for jerking off you just smack your tree until you get wood yeah smack around your soft wiener until something happens That’s what i usually do yeah you just gotta smack it as hard as you can oh yeah these are sort of long range this oh dude okay this is actually kind of epic i didn’t realize this but the hay yeah you can turn into wheat and the Wheat you can turn into bread so you can this is kind of good to have some of this because so your your health doesn’t regenerate unless you have a full hunger bar okay so that’s why you want to stay well fed okay this this game is i think you’re starting to Get a hang of this yeah is this a tree oh that’s a tree i like the little noises it makes yeah i know it is it’s they got some cute little noises in this game for sure okay one issue that i think i’m going to Have is that i’m going to keep a loose oh my chad is saying he is is very angrily telling me to eat food oh yeah okay okay here i’ll teach you how where did you go um tree i’m at the tree oh you’re at the tree Yeah you know the tree okay let me let me let me make my way over to the tree i uh okay uh can you you know just press f3 real quick on your keyboard is this a prank no did you press it no not yet i’m scared Because i feel like it’s a prank no no no no don’t worry i know what it’s like to get pranked by people because my chat does this to me all the time where they tell me to do [ __ ] that’ll and get me killed or whatever okay this is Not a prank this is going to help me find you because i need you oh wait no never mind i see you you don’t need to do it oh okay so press e oh i saw the thing you’re doing now e oh okay okay so this is your inventory Click on the hay bale uh yep and then put it like put it in one of the squares of the crafting section okay and then there should be wheat there now on the right yes okay now press hold shift and then click on the wheat that will turn all of the uh Hey into wheat okay yeah i got 45 i got 45 now hell yeah okay so now i’m gonna make us a little crafting table and we can use this to uh make bread so oh nice so if you go on the crafting table and you right click it You don’t need to be standing on the crafting table damn he’s twerking on the crafting table somebody come get her she’s on the crafting table nice that’s a okay so now i have bread yep yeah yeah because i threw a bunch of money at you i’m saying you made that bread okay so Just right click on the thing on the crafting table and then click that little book like the green book okay and that brings up all the stuff that you can make and if you go to the second page towards the top there should be bread there is there Uh bread yes okay so shift click on bread okay and then that that shows you like on the right what you need to do to make bread so you see the three in the room in the middle yeah yeah so now if you shift click on the bread on the right It’ll turn all of your wheat into bread [Laughter] oh oh uh it’s it’s not it’s not letting me do it hold on okay bread okay so you want yeah oh i did i made er uh okay how many bread do you have i have one bread I don’t know how to make more than one bread so if you in the like crafting menu the book thing yeah if you shift click on the bread it’ll it’ll automatically be using all your needs to turn it into yeah i don’t get it no i got it Oh i don’t get it oh i literally get it all right okay okay wait wait wait okay come back here sorry all right so first off is your is did you put your bread in your hot bar what the [ __ ] are you talking about your hot bar you know smack your Tree until you get a hot bar no i did not put my bread in my hot bar okay it has put it like in the bottom row in your inventory and then it’ll be in your hot bar oh it’s in my hot bar yeah okay it was already in my hot bar Okay so you can use your scroll wheel to like change what uh and now when you’re holding bread if you hold down right click you’ll munch munch munch crunch on it this tastes delicious all right you ate did you do no i ate that up okay so now another thing we should do Is make tools we can make wood tools okay okay so go to the crafting table and first you gotta turn all your logs into planks so if you just drag like bring all of your logs into just one of the squares of the crafting table you’ll see it comes up with wooden planks Right if i what okay if you you you see the logs in your inventory yes okay just just take them all and put them in on on the crafting table it doesn’t matter what square you put them on okay oh and now i got planks yeah so then you can probably Shift click on the planks oh i got 60 planks these are epic yo sixty planks check sheesh blinking is back planking is bad no back i said oh don’t worry it’s because you’re getting mad at me for talking about playing planking is bad lightning is Bad okay so do you have any sticks in your inventory i have an acacia sapling okay that is not sticks so you got to make sticks now i have to make sticks yeah so if you um actually you can just go in like the little crafting menu Um there’s i think sticks will probably be on the bottom left for you hopefully uh i have one stick that i just picked up okay you’re gonna need a few okay okay wait you can make sticks yeah dude oh what the hell you can make sticks out of wood Oh so now i have that i’m starting to get the hang of it okay so you got sticks and you got planks now i yeah i have i have eight sticks and 56 planks okay so now you can make wooden tools nice so if you go in the crafting Menu you can make a wooden pickaxe you can make a wooden axe and a wooden sword dude this is blowing my mind i know it’s blowing mine too i i’ve never done this before how do you know you’re just guessing this whole time i’ve got wicked i’ve got like minecraft Wiki open right next to me i’m reading all this for the first time it’s like people are naturally gifted at sports you’re just naturally gifted at minecraft yeah i sort of have an intuition about these types of things what what should i make first um i would suggest probably making An axe a pickaxe and a sword okay that’s that’s no problem axe pickaxe i’m putting on my hot bar don’t you worry yeah put it in your hot bar this person let me see your hot bar dog yeah let me see that hot bar though what are you working with okay all right I have the i have uh the wooden pickaxe a wooden sword and wooden axe okay now that you’ve got that it’s nighttime and we gotta go to bed otherwise this is it’s gonna it’s all gonna happen again excuse me that was five minutes it was what the day time yeah dude life moves Fast in minecraft let’s go uh you know there’s a bed right here you wanna you wanna come and get in this bed there is a villager in it right now but he won’t mind you just right click on the villager hold on he’ll get out of bed can i uh Whoa you’re twerking on the villager dude this is an epic twerking moment oh no i turned on sticky keys i pressed shift too many times oh no you made the villager sticky i said i’ve seen each work on someone for too long get them awesome okay Yeah you can kick him out of bed okay so now you get in bed right click on the bed that’s a kanye villager okay uh now i gotta go find a bed so one second and then we’ll be asleep and it’ll be awesome okay what a what a nice villager I [ __ ] stranger comes into his house and gives us his bed i know they are really nice in this game they’re straight up nice okay one second i i can’t get in bed because if monsters nearby apparently so let me deal with this real quick i don’t know if you just heard an Explosion but everything’s going okay okay i’m in bed all right we’re going to sleep this is like the first hurdle of minecraft is is going to sleep at night and not dying so we’re doing pretty good so far i think yeah i’m so it’s morning now yeah it’s morning now You might see zombies on fire skeletons on fire whoa kurt is kind of a baddie right now he’s going he’s going yeah okay i think oh he’s kind of having a he’s sliding down yeah real quick can i do that what um if you hold shift you’ll crouch And then while you’re crouching you can’t fall off the edge so you see me i’m not i can’t i’m not falling off this edge if you’re on an edge it’s a good idea because you can take some serious fall damage in this game right so you’re this is the edging button Yeah this is how you edge minecraft right so now that we’ve got wood tools i think it’s time that we start moving up in the world and we can go and get stone tools which is the next level up okay so the way that it kind of works is like In order to get better resources you can’t just like get them with your bare hands now like stone you can break it with your hands but you won’t be able to like um actually get the resource unless you have the appropriate tools so stupid oh this game is actually really dumb Yeah how about we change how do we change that all right like i don’t really want to play anymore i’m 50 in the hole but this is a good 10 minutes we can go find stone someplace uh we might actually want like just have to Dig into the ground to find it but let me let’s just we’re gonna have to start mining we got a mine you got a mine so you can craft so that’s where they get it from okay actually there’s there’s some stone down here we can go see Will you come down here with me kurt yep thank you all right all right oh whoa whoa okay right here come down right here look at that look at all this stone wow okay so this is stone you see this one with little black speckles in it yeah That is coal and uh you can use that for lots of stuff like making uh uh what’s it called torches nice yeah so let’s just mine a bunch of uh stone and then you’re really gonna like what we do with it i think tv we’re gonna make what We’re gonna make a tv and we’re gonna watch everybody loves raymond yeah that’s one of the advancements you can make in this case tv and then you can just spend the rest of the game watching tv in some villagers house and it’s real cable television it’s actually it’s like yeah it’s Full of cable whatever you want i’m just gonna i’m pretty far down i don’t know if i’m actually getting anything well hold on you might you might not want to do that because we can just i mean you don’t really have to go down to mine All this stone we can just stay up here oh yeah i know yeah that’s what i was gonna say too yeah you got down there and you were like you know what let’s just stay up here um okay so look hey you got any sticks left I got four sticks all right why don’t you click on this crafting table i just made you and see if you can make yourself a stone pickaxe this will i think this will be a real baddie test if you if you can do this on your own This is gonna be a baddy moment whoa now that was the baddest thing i’ve ever done yo can we get some baddie alerts in the chat oh wait this is going to be epic come here okay we got our stone pickaxes i think we’re ready for an epic moment do you see that See over there there’s like a pyramid looking thing in the sand pyramid in the sand i see a squid in the water okay farther to the left a little bit uh oh yeah all right let’s go let’s go over there that is a sand temple it’s like an abandoned temple that There’s usually good stuff inside you’re lying to me no i’m i’m dead serious i just looked in my chat and someone said that i missed it when i looked over there and that’s the good thing about playing with the chat is they tell you when you do When you miss stuff and then you get all the good stuff right how are you what the hell oh you use a little blocks and you can make a little bridge yeah you can make a little bridgey poo i might i could [ __ ] with that oh look at that Yo he’s building curtis’s first structure oh you’re trying to link him build right now dude dang oh what the hell you felt like two centimeters you get [ __ ] ball damage yeah well that’s because you’re naked right now i’m what all right can you would you come up here This is like that have you did you play the rugrats game for playstation no oddly enough there’s uh i mean well it’s fine it’s there’s an there’s a a a level of the mini putt part where you go into this pyramid and there’s a little a little uh clown That whoa really there’s a little clown that like chases you have you guys ever dude there’s a clown that’s gonna be down there that’s gonna chase us no they copy the [ __ ] rugrats oh [ __ ] dude you’re so close to the edge do not fall down there I’m shifting do you see do you see that uh do you see that gray square at the in the middle down there yeah so that is a pressure plate that’s linked to dynamite and if you if you pre step on that you’ll blow up okay Okay so it’s a good thing i didn’t go it’s a good thing you didn’t fall down there just now but so what we can do is we can we can wind our way down stair step our way down real strategic like and then we can make off with the goods Oh indiana jones style okay we’re just going straight down raiders of the lost i will i will get rid of the pressure plate so now it’s gone and now we can loot these chests open them up and take your bounty dude whoa whoa wait okay i got some enchanting books Yo i think this is actually really good i got a lot of i have a lot of bones i found diamond and there was just bones it’s all bones it’s bones and sand damn i found diamond enchanted books and and golden apple i already looked at all Of them so i took all the good stuff i’m sorry to say ass actually but you know what bones are actually kind of pog because you can uh feed them to wolves and get a doggie try to get a little doggy to follow you around i got one Uh oh that’s how yo this shift click is clutch yeah shift click is pretty um pardon my french but it’s pog yeah watch yourself easy with that watch your [ __ ] mouth i don’t think there’s gonna be anything over there i mean i don’t really know But i’m gonna i have a feeling i have a feeling there’s gonna be something pretty awesome yo this boy’s just mining look at him go i would so i’ve been told to be very careful uh digging straight down and then shut up where’d it go you just like go off to Play your own game kill it without me shut up dude i don’t need you anymore i have all lanes i have all i’ve got a couple bones some string and some zombie flesh i’m good okay i’ll i’m regretting my decision i don’t uh i don’t know where i’m at it’s very Dark oh wait okay there you are okay all right just hop your way back up you can oh you want to know something cool so come come back over where i can see you real quick yeah stan stand like right there and then if you look down And uh like jump just hold space bar and also hold uh well you need like a block in your hand but then hold right click you’ll like you’ll place a block under you can use that to get back up epic style parkour style almost yeah almost In a sense i mean i i don’t know if i can but did you huh did you play you placed blocks above me no i what’s going on here buddy i couldn’t have done that i’m teaching you how i’m teaching you the the craft of the minds and you’re I wasn’t you’re blocking me buddy where’s your proof that won’t hold up in a court of law we got twitch we got we got a whole chat watching us we got thousands of people in here in fact you know what clip this no no no blocking my I swear it was an accident all right i think it’s probably about to be nighttime so we probably want to get back home i’m going to kill this rabbit yo oh i can i can’t get cut that’s bad karma nice i mind some cacti just kidding it’s not bad karma i’m Gonna do it too okay come here you little bastard oh my god they’re so fast holy [ __ ] whoa this is not fun anymore [ __ ] this is fast this game’s not fun anymore i swear they made the rabbits too fast it’s not fun all right yeah the sun is straight up Setting so let’s let’s okay oh yeah i can hear i can hear some monsters you can yeah right am i going insane i didn’t hear what you heard maybe i’m going crazier i heard it oh sometimes if there’s because there’s like caves underground so sometimes if you uh run Over an underground cave you can uh hear if the monster’s down there where are i looked away for one second and you were gone we were killing that rabbit having such a good time and then you’re gone do you see the sand temple at all yeah Oh on this hill is where we were oh i’m going up on top of the hill where we were oh [ __ ] okay i can’t okay you might want to eat right now uh just to be safe just to make your hunger bar full if you if it’s not Okay i think i’m i’m good you’re full i’m you don’t need any yeah i’m i’m pretty full thank you though i’m starting i’m getting shot at by a skeleton but don’t worry about old me i’ll be fine you know i’m a veteran at this game i’ll Be good yeah how many times do you usually like die during me how many times do i usually die during my streams yeah um usually not usually no one couple no never i i don’t you never died oh i don’t think i’ve ever died in this game actually Correct me if i’m wrong but i don’t think i ever have or in real life so you got that going yeah i mean that too i’m kind of a kind of a pog in real life and as well as in the game did you find your way back to the houses That we were sleeping in by chance do you want the long answer do you want the short answer i want i just want to see you again i just want to know that you’re safe i i’ll be honest i’m pretty scared i’m all alone and i don’t know where i am Oh no do you see any of the villager houses no no no no wait okay all right what okay so now you got to press f3 for me now you got to really open up f3 i got to make sure i’m not being tailed by any [ __ ] monsters and then like Yeah i mean if you really want to you can dig underground and then just like put a block above you to protect yourself that’s that’s a mighty fine idea oh my god oh my god okay uh what’s going on over there man no i’m having i’m just chilling Uh okay i see a bunch of numbers up here okay um so on the left uh like mid kind of midway down there’s do you see xyz and then a bunch of numbers yeah okay can you give me the first number and the last number there’s three numbers first number is negative 318.401 Okay and the last one is negative 539.514 oh my god is that good so far did i win uh no i’m sorry to say but i will i’m gonna try to come find you what was the what was the first number again uh hold on uh negative 300 Oh wait no sorry negative 318.401 okay my chat is yelling at me to eat so i’m gonna do that yeah you better eat the chat chat really loves to get to get uh okay i think a little bit nitpicky about the whole eating thing if i have to be honest but That’s nice yeah they mean well thanks guys i ate i eated okay so you’re like oh [ __ ] i don’t know which way is up oh um okay were you on top of a hill or on the ground like i’m below i’m on the ground oh my god Okay were you in the desert oh my god uh huh i’m on the grass you’re on the grass okay oh place a torch good idea chat look at that now i can see i could freaking see in my little cube okay so are you just in a hole yes Okay can you give me your coordinates again i forget my coordinates are negative 318.570 and the second one is negative 539.7 oh i see okay on i see your name it just popped up so which means i’m close yes there’s a there’s a little fella on top of me i can hear him There could be two fellows yeah there are there are two fellas in fact i can see him both i’m gonna try to kill him hopefully this goes well it’s not going well i can hear you killing them [Laughter] danny to the rescue oh it’s like that scene in superhero movies When it’s like you don’t you don’t see the fighting on screen but it’s like someone cowering in the in the corner and you just hear all the fights and they they they come in and they go yeah you are right and it’s kind of like a pog moment Uh sure yeah in terms of superhero movie seems to be a pretty pog moment okay um so i’m kind of just like running around getting chased by bad guys right now so i’m not not really in any particular position to save you okay um let me i’m gonna just try to run Around until i have a decent amount of health back do you have full health everyone’s saying kill danny whoa what that’s so mean huh everyone in my chat saying kill kill danny yeah that’s just that’s just not cool i mean that whatever that what is the opposite of a pog curtis What would you say is the opposite of a pog probably like a opposite of probably a gop right hog backwards yeah gob that’s like that’s a gop guys i mean really really that’s you you’re giving danny that sloppy guppy right now dude i don’t need that I don’t need that attitude i don’t need that sloppy gap i should have yeah oh wow oh hey hey hey hey oh hold on i’m going back i’m going underground dude i guess about you me too me too oh god i ruined it i [ __ ] it up i’m coming down i’m coming down Are they following me i can’t tell no no you’re good holy [ __ ] she looks so deep i got so scared oh my lord hey hey all right all right let’s just stay here for a moment and regain our health okay so i don’t know if you’ve noticed by now But if you die in this game you um your stuff all like sort of stays where you died so you lose all your stuff and you have to go back and get it at where you died so it’s very inconvenient to die yeah that sounds terrible especially if you die somewhere in A compromising position that’s surrounded by bad guys you know like a hole you know i think yeah i think if we stay here until you know it’s already getting light out i think we’re we’re going to be golden is your is your health full yep all Right why don’t you come on out of the hole and we’re going to run home okay come run this way press ctrl you got get your sprint on and we’re just gonna run through the forest until we get home okay i’m running i do be running though why are you running Okay someone’s gotta make a a freaking edit of that of us of me and dan running and then it goes well you’re running and then the guy yeah and then a clip of the guy wait where’d you go i’m up the hill did you lose me already My guy has no heart there you are yeah he’s got zero hops yeah you can only hop up one block pretty much that’s the way it is i hate him for it uh okay on i’m just slaying a sheep right now all right so hey now that we’re on top of this hill Now we can probably see where that village is creeper oh man oh my god where is the village uh i’m getting big time chased it’s a spin-off of big time rush time chase it’s just boys oh no where are you where’s this [ __ ] village man i’m dead okay Oh my god wrong way wrong way this way okay this creeper explodes out anyway so hopefully it’ll get less dangerous in here but let’s just sprint it’s this way dude that was a creeper all man moment holy so by now do you start to get what all the different bad guys do Yeah i’m getting i’m sorry that’s a creeper that’s chasing you now he blows up he explodes yeah uh sometimes he doesn’t oh he got shy ah i went the wrong way who’s this guy there’s some sort of fire zombie uh when the sun comes out uh the bad Guys kind of light on fire because the sun burns their skin uh oh okay i get it if you’ve lost health i would suggest that you eat if you if you don’t have if you don’t have a full hunger bar i someone said bestie the portal what is that The portal someone said besties i don’t know if they’re yanking my chain did we pass a portal chat i didn’t see one but maybe we did [ __ ] i don’t know or maybe or maybe their bestie’s name is portal maybe that’s what they were saying best important [ __ ] all right so Now now what we’re going to want to do i’m going to teach you how to make a because you know what it’s really great when you’re out at night i gotta make my bed where are you my mom my mommy yeah yeah this curtis this is your mommy please make your bed All right so kill you’re gonna kill you need to kill three sheep no problem okay because you need three wool to make a bed okay good thing there’s a decent amount of sheep oh that’s a chicken that’s not a sheep have you seen that clip of like i forget If it’s kylie or kendall jenner and she’s like is that a chicken is that a chicken it’s a pig that was like you just then yeah i guess i am kind of like kylie jenner do alpacas give you wool i don’t know these llama [ __ ] why can’t i pick up this spinning Meat is your inventory full ah [ __ ] oh yeah it is it’s all these [ __ ] bones man wait you oh i can’t until you have i can consolidate them yeah you can condense the bones oh twenty probably put all our stuff in a chest just to be safe because we’ve Got some valuable stuff now and if we die we’re gonna we’re gonna lose it for sure the [ __ ] is going on yeah people are definitely putting telling me to put my diamonds in my chest ah all right i’m gonna go i’m gonna get it i’m gonna take over a chest in one of These houses i don’t think i have any role from killing those sheep what oh i have never mind i lied to you okay just don’t let it happen again all right don’t don’t you ever lie to me again not on my stream okay not in front of all my followers In private that’s fine lie to me lie to me as much as you want in private dude but please not in front of my family he’s not in front of the stream humiliating me how many roles how many world do i need uh you need three all right well i got Some good news for you you got three i got three rules no way do you have planks still uh does my boy got planks uh i don’t know hold there hold on what the [ __ ] do planks look like all right someone just told me to toot in the chat guys Now is not the time i i’m trying to teach curtis how to play minecraft i’m not gonna you see i got chris i don’t know if you know this but my my chat keeps telling trying to get me to fart on stream uh that’s [ __ ] disgusting i know there’s a bunch of stickers Yeah i’ve i’ve been trying to get danny to far for years and he’s never done it yeah it’s something i really only do around family and friends ass hassle [ __ ] uh i mean something i i only do it in private curtis i swear okay oh okay i believe you yeah no question Uh what’s the great thing about curtis he’s a very trusting friend you can tell me anything about anyone or anything and i’ll believe it i don’t okay so you got you probably did you figure out how to make a bed yet no okay do you have i’m stuck in this I’m stuck in this little garden okay hold on i’m running to the how do you make a crafting table oh okay so press e yep and then take some take planks and you need to put a plank on each square in the crafting section i made it and i threw it at you Ow what the hell i’m sorry i didn’t mean i didn’t you threw it at me and then you sliced me you asked i didn’t mean to do that where did it go uh i have it now oh you took my you stole my crafting table jander’s keepers dude it’s my Crafting table now so long sucker no uh let’s bring it actually let’s bring it in this house this house is pretty and i i like it better look at this nice oh wow like kind of tile thing i got going on i also put all my valuable stuff in this chest Get this guy out of here yeah what is this [ __ ] doing what does he think it’s his house let’s kill him yeah he’s dead for that you’re dead for that that’s punishable by death our house now all right welcome to my house we will kill you right now [Laughter] Wow so get to the crafting table and now what you want to do um is you’re going to take your wool and you’re gonna put it on top like in the three blocks on top and then you need to put three planks underneath those if that makes sense or okay You can just go through the the little catalog to the left and find bed and then it’ll show you how to make it yeah i think i i think i’m [ __ ] with that yeah i had to be in the chat said murder check all right i got a white bed Nice so me too so now when we’re out and about and it’s night time we can straight up just go to sleep this is what you found in those chests hey hey it’s it’s we’re sharing it okay don’t be jealous i am i think i think i’m just a really lucky guy I had bones and sand well you’re kind of a bony sandy guy what do you expect hard and dry that’s me all right you know what i’m gonna do is i’m gonna this is gonna be our our home for now okay yeah we killed the guy so it’s ours now Yeah it’s basically ours i’m gonna get i’m gonna get a bunch of dirt and then i’m gonna put it i’m going to make a big tall pillar on the top of the house that way we can see it better from what what hey what are you doing nothing what did you just do Oh i didn’t it said curtis has made the advancement diamonds where the [ __ ] did you get diamonds you ass i think i just kind of i think it’s like a beginner’s luck type no no no you swiped my gems put them back i i know the game is going to [ __ ] Rat me out like that geez louise okay all right that’s fair you didn’t know in your defense you didn’t know you’d be ratted out snitches get me embarrassed that’s all i’ll play that uh do you have any coal by chance um yeah four coal oh okay four coal that’s what i call my Mouth i’m kind of thinking that’s what you call what my mouth forkhole oh because it’s the hole you put a fork yeah it’s like a pot shut your pile shut your fork hole shut your fork hole but i have but in all honesty i do have four coal okay well i actually don’t Need it right now but i’m gonna make this little uh i’m gonna make a big thing on the roof that way we can hopefully find our home from any which way i was hoping you put a big thing on there and i think i’m gonna die when i fall Back down from here but it’s okay because i’m gonna spawn nearby so i am i am really putting my life on the line for you right now this is really to help you find our home you think i wouldn’t be able to on my own even though whatever just happened even Though even though i’ve shown time and time again that i i get lost very easily this is crazy you’ve erected this uh huge uh yeah yeah i’m telling you i’m erect right now actually yeah that’s pretty crazy disgusting you pervert all right oh you fell okay hold on don’t take my stuff all Right i know you see the thing is i know you want to i know you’re going to try to take my stuff up there i i can see you don’t take my [ __ ] i i think i may have taken something you tell me if you’re you tell me is it The diamonds from the chest i may have accidentally picked something up okay it looks like i’ve got most of my things i think you might have taken like my axe and my sword uh let me double check i i didn’t know it was so easy to all i had to do was Like walk up to something and then yeah you do straight up just walk over it there’s a sword for you thank you are you missing a pickaxe uh yeah low-key i am okay i’m missing a stone picky thank you i don’t know if that was mine or yours but minecraft streamers kind of Just uh shortened pickaxe to just be called a picky so if you just say like yeah give me just go ahead and give me my picky back so that’ll okay so that’ll translate if i ever play with any other like minecraft people yeah yeah just give me my picky that’s Pretty much what people say okay i’ll i’ll remember that fork over my little picky baby okay so i think honestly you want to go back to that cave that we were at earlier that seemed like a kind of a good spot to get some minerals yeah all right let’s go over there and The sun is setting but don’t worry baby because we got beds oh [ __ ] hey islam is gonna kill me is that because you started attacking yeah oh god i died oh no oh god okay hold on don’t take my [ __ ] oh [ __ ] i actually i did accidentally Pick up some of your stuff did you take my dad and honestly curtis the just so you know the llama didn’t kill you you killed you died from fall damage no but it was because of the llama okay do you see okay when you get hit by A car and you die of brain damage you don’t say you died you said you’d get died by the car you get died by the car whoa okay damn yeah i came here okay sorry you got died by a llama i got died by the llama Okay i’ll give you your stuff back but once the cave is lit up do you see over to the right like on the side oh yeah it’s [ __ ] lit dude dude did we put a torch in there or is that i wonder if that’s the same one That we were in it might not be i don’t think in there actually lava the things that make light yeah lava will light oh it is lava it is live it is lava whoa are you already there well sort of okay i can hear the lava bubbling So what’s the deal with lava is it hotter hot or not i don’t know oh [ __ ] whoa hold up i didn’t know it was right there god damn i almost got burned easy i put some logs on the lava some lava logs if you will i’m making a little bridge and you can’t Set on fire if they’re touching the lava i think no uh okay you might want to use uh do you have any stone instead because i think that the wood planks might set on fire yeah yeah in fact look behind you oh i just put it on or uh okay Uh okay yeah i’m gonna make myself a little stone bridge yeah me uh i didn’t need to you didn’t need to no i was sort of i was sort of chill without it i lost i don’t have a pickaxe anymore oh that’s weird oh wait i have two pickies okay here take it Take it take it take it okay i want you to look behind you real quick at your bridge what’d you do to it i didn’t do anything dude you met a br you made a bridge out of wood across lava what do you think is going to happen I don’t know it was fine before and so i figured it would be fine forever forever that’s how things work all right uh if something happens once it happens forever and i live by that oh oh whoa i’m getting yo i’m getting kind of i’m kind of on fire you’re on fire yeah I’m on fire i hope i don’t die right now okay i want diamonds i know you do you little thief ah that wasn’t i can’t prove that all right well i’m gonna um i kind of think that this cave is actually pretty lame i didn’t realize it was just lava There’s probably better caves like the one that we were in before i kind of missed that cave yeah that cave was kind of legendary it seemed i mean that seemed like a really legendary case it seemed like sort of a like a pog yeah that’s what i was gonna Say the cave seemed like a pog yeah like that it was more to the right so i’m gonna go curtis don’t dig straight okay thank you i would never yeah yeah if you dig straight down you can just like there could be a lava pool that you fall right into and you have No choice in the matter damn can or okay is that oh that’s the moon can you build up to the moon uh no i don’t think so i mean then what are we doing this for i thought the end goal of the game was to get to the moon dude What the [ __ ] okay now where was that cave we were at before because that kid was kind of fire dude uh somewhere around here actually yeah it definitely was zombie zombie zombie oh wait should we go to bed yeah we should go to bed horn let me We’re where are you right now um oh i see you okay you’re getting chased by a zombie it looks like yeah but i’m gonna [ __ ] him up yeah [ __ ] him up dude let’s see this batty moment [ __ ] oh there we go i got an achievement what is oh monster hunter wow Curtis the monster hunter look out monsters i’m a hunter holy [ __ ] there are so many zombies around right now yeah let’s run i think he told us he told his homies hold on uh actually turn around and run the other way turn back to the village what is that there’s a wizard That’s a witch dude that’s a witch you don’t you don’t want to fight a witch right now i promise you that more like [ __ ] am i right dude don’t say that they can hear you no how i didn’t know that’s the only thing that the game uses your microphone for It’s to check if you’re calling the witch a [ __ ] and you did you did it dude we’re [ __ ] that is such a specific feature to add in okay i think i’m sort of uh i think i’m kind of chilling right now oh okay oh okay or okay or what um i think If you were to survey a general consensus they’d come to the conclusion that yes i am popping off okay now it’s raining i think we just spent that entire day time uh just looking for that cave that we were at before and we never found it is this [ __ ] still hey whoa Are you are you sure you’re running back to the house oh i’m poisoned this witch is so thirsty dude you’re poisoned oh the witch yeah she throws she throws potions what a weirdo she’s an evil little she’s an evil little one she’s just throwing jars of magic liquid at me that [ __ ] I know that [ __ ] that’s what i’m saying wait no dude oh [ __ ] we call her a [ __ ] again no what is this oh okay everyone’s saying it’s a portal oh you found a portal yeah okay well that that’ll be helpful later um yeah i’m not okay i don’t know where you are dude Do you see where the house is um no i remember i built that big thing in the sky for you oh yeah you did how did i forget that already uh i don’t see anything in the sky oh no people are telling me to dig okay all Right you know what just yeah dig underground and then we’ll we can go to sleep okay because we got beds we’re bad boys what the [ __ ] the heck is going on oh this is lava someone asked y’all speed running yeah yeah we’re probably gonna beat the Record tonight uh i think the record for beating minecraft is like 10 minutes or something what i know they i mean when they say speedrun they mean it dude they’re speedy that’s crazy yeah but i think we’re gonna probably get maybe like uh five minutes probably tonight i mean Yeah how long is it going like based on our track right now we’re on track we’ve been playing for what like five seconds give or take i have no concept of time okay everyone’s telling me to dig in the sand and i could find a chest But i can’t find a dang thing okay you know are you just underground right now i’m just i’m just digging away do you wanna do you wanna set a bed down yeah actually i might not even be able to sleep because there’s so many [ __ ] monsters out here this is insane there’s No way this is normal difficulty this is this is hard this is too hard this sand stuff is kind of good what is that squeak dig next to the portal and don’t use a pickaxe what are these rules you guys are giving me dude there’s pretty music happening now oh Huh okay that’s kind of a pop-off moment that’s an iron block oh maybe i did sorry oh i did something bad everyone in the chat is saying no oh no what’d you do um whatever it is it seems pretty bad uh okay okay okay i’m gonna come find you will You tell me your coordinates oh [ __ ] no you know what never mind oh [ __ ] [ __ ] dude i’m about to die oh [ __ ] i’m stuck i people watching this who played minecraft are probably ripping their [ __ ] hair out right now dude that’s how i feel every stream because there are times where like I’ll i’ll be trying to do something to beat the game i’ll die somewhere and then i have to i literally have to spend like a half an hour trying to get back to where i was to get my stuff back and continually dying along the way I just like keep responding to try to go and get my stuff it is truly got to be one of the most aggravating things to watch these streams i don’t know why so many people like them yeah yeah everyone is very okay all right if you guys say so everyone’s very understanding though Surprisingly so that that’s that’s very nice okay uh do you can you uh give me a coordinate check real quick do you remember where those cordies are hey yo cool check so you know where i am now yep what it really means to know where curtis is right now Okay negative five seven 573.253 and the second one is negative 464.389 locked on i’m coming gross i’m i’m gonna find you and i’m gonna come please okay you can okay just stay oh oh no i’m dead i’m dead i’m dead oh dude that’s not good you feeling lava Well i’m at the i’m at our house now back at the village okay i’ll just come back over there um i’ve got bad news though that uh you do when you die in lava that the lava does burn all your stuff up oh that’s that’s great news i just saw a very Scary looking man was he like really tall and skinny with like black and with like purple eyes yeah that is an enderman what do i do um they actually don’t fight you unless you aggravate them first by either hitting them or looking them directly in the eyes So don’t do those things and you’ll be fine with those they’re kind of just like misunderstood beings honestly i think he’s don’t just tell me to make a minecraft only fans what the hell ew there’s two of them there’s endermen they’re tall dark and handsome i’ll say that okay i found you Do you see them yeah they’re everywhere for god’s sake i lost all my stuff i can give you some stuff because i i guess i have extra stuff or maybe you gave me extra stuff but here take some sticks and everyone was saying keep digging keep digging find the Find the friggin the chest and then i got i got freaking pwned by some lava all right well do you want to go look over there maybe i can help you find it yeah i don’t know where it was though um well it’s right by the coordinates that you gave me right yeah Okay then let’s just uh go this way wait did he where’d you go oh my god what the hell i look away for one [ __ ] second dude okay um what do you see right now do you see i’m at the house oh okay i i walked away Yeah so did i but i guess i was in a completely different direction yeah i think he did oh there you are you see me oh there you are okay cool hey there ah i looked at him [ __ ] you looked him in the eyes you didn’t mean to oh no Oh no okay i think come get me now there he goes okay i don’t maybe you’re safe in there i don’t know if uh i don’t know if they really [ __ ] with water he’s just kind of vibrating on the shore you should see him right now he looks pissed yeah suck it [ __ ] I’ll look at you right in the [ __ ] eyes right now dude whoa wait everyone in my chat before that happened was telling you to get in the water i guess that is the one way to avoid endermen wow people are saying you’re so smart big brain No that was an iq play right now pete pogba for sure yeah that was a pog can we get some pogs in the chat maybe a couple epic emotes yeah let’s get some friggin hype pogs in my ass or in the chat fun gamer style sorry i didn’t i’ve seen that yeah what Was that i said oh that’s dude i don’t even want to say it again no it’s gone well i thought it would be kind of fun like a funny goof if i just said well do you remember the 2012 hit gangnam style vice all right man i can’t I’m just trying to play if like a game trying to have a good time where the [ __ ] are you i i’m a man i’m a pirate now i’m one with the c [Laughter] i uh yeah i’m sort of i’m sort of in the ocean i’m hey what okay Dude i i’m like searching for you as far as the eye can see in the sea and i cannot find you there’s a little zombie in the water oh yeah those are apparently called drowns yeah right no dude i’m being i’m i’m not even yanking your butt right now that’s real i’ll i’ll Believe that when you when you tell me okay i told you okay done i believe it so how far did you swim i’m just curious i don’t know can you swim away from where we were you know where are you right now i’m by our house you’re at the big the big tower Our home yeah you look in the okay you look out to sea you do me a favor you look out to the vast ocean okay and do you see this sort of island with a tree or with sort of a the top half of a tree yes i do It’s like kind of by the houses that we were first at yeah i see it that’s that’s where i’m at now are you on the island yes oh for some reason it’s not showing you i guess not it’s just not rendering that far yeah it’s not showing you either that’s The saddest little island that you you’ve been exiled to because you got chased by an enderman all because i looked him in the [ __ ] eye how self-conscious is he i have low self-esteem they are they’re self-conscious dude you know what i’m gonna go i’m gonna build a little House you’re gonna build a house on the island well i’ll uh yeah for god’s sakes all right i’m gonna i’m gonna come and i’m gonna i’m gonna have a little party with you on the island first i’m gonna bring some coal that way maybe we can make some torches No girls allowed yeah no girls in this wait aren’t you a girl in this game i’m not allowed in i’m making a house no me allowed only boys all right i sort of ran out of wood pog style whoa epic epic ran out of wood moment epic woodless moment Maybe i can make us uh well first like [ __ ] okay one sec i can i’ll get some more wood on my way over is this the freaking it’s the friggin sims or or minecraft i don’t know what that what does that supposed to mean cause you know in sims You build the house you get a job i have never played sims before you have a kid you live on the island i just never played it so none of it is sounding familiar what if i talk about a little more yeah that might refresh my memory that i don’t have Uh so the sims is never mind you wouldn’t get it you just simply wouldn’t get it where are you got the island yet um so i’m actually uh not i’m gonna i i’m real quick making myself an epic act so that i can chop these trees and then i’ll be there Shortly because i i want to bring you max wood i think that’s what you want max wood maximum wood who’s that that’s what this game is all about baby maximum wood okay yeah i think you’re really gonna like my house once you get out of here Well now the chat is telling us to play sims you guys not enjoying this or what halfway through a stream play something else uh laura actually really likes the sims she plays uh she played the sims 3 i think so i don’t know if that rings a bell or You know means anything to you uh yeah i think that’s the third one it’s pretty good yeah it sounds like it might be the third one just in the series anyway yeah all right when i get to this island i’m gonna build us a boat too so that way we Can travel back and forth all right this can be our new home what do you say okay like my health huh well i’m eating you’re like my this is a straight up mansion do you like my house yeah it’s really nice yeah so right over here i’m doing mtv cribs I’m gonna do an mtv cribs stop doing it stop this stop building my house it’s done okay all right okay do an mtv cribs i’ll film you all right what’s my motivation okay uh your motivation is doing mtv cribs okay this is how they do it in Real life too that’s how mtv doesn’t bring a wooden sword just do it or die okay this is uh this is my crib over here we got a uh this is the the master suite um and then over right over here you see right over here yeah i see there this is the Uh basement if you want to check it out oh dude [ __ ] there’s like a little zombie why is he so he hasn’t grown up yet he’s not all grown up i look over and you were like then standing on his little head he deserved it dude i swear he had a Comment rich filming mtv cribs i made a basement the amount of times that that happens in mtv cribs is honestly absurd a little zombie goes oh [ __ ] dude it’s getting to be nighttime and there is a zombie go go go you all right hold on it’s almost complete nice yo epic Hey new house check curtis you gotta understand i don’t say this a lot but this house is kinda epic whoa i mean if you don’t say that often it must mean a lot yeah it means a lot when i say it because i really i try to say it Um um basically never actually i never i don’t i never said it before yeah so the first time i say it how do you think of it i’ve never heard you say epic i’ve never heard you fart those are the two things i’ve yet well i just heard you say epics on never Mind yeah and do you know what it sounds like when i fart is it you saying is your [ __ ] saying epic yeah it’s going that’s what my farts sound like that’s why i have so that’s why i’m so protective of them that sounds like epic they’re just oh yeah they’re just so special I got special all right what you gotta understand about me is i got epic farts I’m adding some it’s a ceiling too okay i added some greenery for us you know what let me get the you didn’t quite finish the tree off here we can get some more wood here yeah i know all right now turn so the the cool thing about wood planks Is that for every one wood log you make four wood planks so you probably want to turn them all into planks and that way you’ll have more of them if you want to okay um yeah my inventory is looking pretty good right now what’s it looking like i have wheat seeds eight sticks And acacia log that’s called a cop that’s called [ __ ] log oh a cocky log yeah cocky log that’s kind of what all the like gamers call it uh my chat saying lice check oh i think they want you to do a life check because you have lice because you have it I think they just want to see it here i’ll take a good look at your character dude even your character has lice holy [ __ ] how did you do how did you get that in the game is this a custom custom lice skin i sort of uh took a modding class And uh coded uh lice into this game holy [ __ ] did you code some life shampoo in no maybe a lice comb i didn’t think i didn’t i didn’t think that’d be necessary all right now we’re in our nice dark home but the good news is papa got torches I’ve got eight of them and i can put them up on the walls i love it it really brings in a lot to the space yeah plant these trees yeah i thought i’d sort of give us some greenery you know in her house yes what’s wrong I don’t know i i honestly don’t know what will happen with these in here it’s kind of interesting well do you know how long trees take to grow i think i think we’re fine uh you know what in this game it’s actually surprisingly quick i gotta say i think it might take An hour i don’t really know all right well i’m gonna stand right here for the whole twitch stream and wait my chat’s going to eat it up yeah i think they’re going to eat it up yum yum the most boring tasty stream i’m going to make a door okay okay that Way we can get in and out because right now we’re just kind of trapped in here you know what honestly you know i like you but being trapped in this house with you i don’t know if it’s a good idea yeah that seems like a [ __ ] nightmare I feel like we’re going to get ourselves into trouble what did you mean by nightmare huh what was that what did you mean by nightmare when you said that you said it was going to be a nightmare i just want to know what the [ __ ] you meant It was you know how you just kind of just say that sometimes you say to your friend that hanging out with them is going to be a nightmare yeah you know how you just say that is that what you’re asking yeah you know how sometimes you kind of just You just kind of just say that and all right check this out dude i made a door what are you are you doing i was seeing if i could craft anything but i don’t have any [ __ ] things to craft because i got it with stuff You know why you have no stuff because i died ow i meant it i meant you hit my butt my ass i was giving you a friendly tap you know football games after that [ __ ] you said about being alone with me in the house i don’t know if it was so friendly You know you know football someone just said spank jack yeah i’m taking taking my boy to the spank paint okay yeah you were saying you know football yeah okay yes i know football that’s awesome man no you know when you know when you know when you get a touchdown and the guy And your teammate kind of just like smacks your ass and kind of like slips a finger in and stuff i know it yeah that’s kind of what i was doing when i was you when you when i hit you before you were just like putting your finger inside my butt Yeah like football football style hey football style dude what’s your favorite position i don’t know probably football stuff we’re doing last night we got crazy hey that is not football style i’m leaving your ass behind let me in all right okay you can get in there we go Uh if you press f5 on your keyboard you can get a nice like uh nice uh wow third-person view of this this is gorgeous romantic moonlight with these zombies these zombies can’t hurt us now baby we’re cruising let’s rob someone yeah let’s pretend we’re gonna play with Them till the end but then just wait until they get a bunch of good resources and then rob them yeah we’ll play all nice and and then sweet with them but we have ulterior motives for sure okay so do you have a bet on you by chance oh I can see my face he’s looking at me what the [ __ ] that’s trippy do i have a bed on me yeah uh no i [ __ ] died and i lost all my stuff oh no okay um i was gonna say we should go to sleep that way we can actually go Places because that you know it’s going to be a hat did you like okay i was just taking over a rip what you took her for a spin yeah a little joyride without your without your boy well how am i going to get my license if i don’t practice What i learned in boating school today is all right oh dude look out dude dude what the hell what the hell dude you are moments away from being absolutely ramsacked by me what the heck absolutely run through by these zombies i saved your life and you owe me How do i how do i get out press shift oh okay let’s yeah let’s sleep you know what’s kind of incredible about this game oh [ __ ] dude oh my god there’s so many bad guys out here now what the hell it’s like they smell me it’s like they it’s like they smell the My gamer sweat you’re coming for me where are you there you go you see me bobbing my little head spider okay so the thing is i want to get that creeper away because if he gets near our base and blows up that’s going to be an epic sad moment oh he’s blowing Up right now yeah okay did he blow up our basement yo he’s blowing up right now dude popping off he’s uh he’s on the come up [ __ ] you [ __ ] you oh sorry dude sorry sorry sorry all right is it i mean it’s pretty much morning time right now Yeah it is so i’m gonna we should let’s go if we want to make this our house let’s go back to the other house and get all the [ __ ] that we put in there okay like those diamonds we do have diamonds in that chest still right huh yeah i didn’t take that I gotta say i’m slightly worried that you maybe took the diamonds right before you died and and fell in the lava and no no no no no i i i think the game would have ratted me out correct uh no because you already made that achievement so you if you Stole the diamonds again it wouldn’t say anything well i wish i would have or i wouldn’t have done that right nothing i wouldn’t have done that you have a rat you little weasel of a man quit stealing my you know what they’re they’re communal diamonds okay they’re both of ours so Really when you when you steal them from me you’re still give them okay i didn’t take them all right okay i got everything let’s get a okay bring a bed too that way we can both sleep in our house bring a bed here in this in this house This is a nice red bed i think it really fits your style so i just oh okay yeah just kind of smack it yeah all right back down to the boat baby so this is going to be kind of a fun little fort that we’ve got going on Kind of like a kind of like a island vibe we can make pina coladas maybe uh maybe make pina coladas pina coladas i ate some rotten meat is that bad um it just means that you’re gonna have food poisoning and i’m not really sure what that does I think rotten meat does like fill your health bar but it also gives you food poisoning i don’t know what that [ __ ] does though loki does it just like give me diarrhea or something yeah yeah yeah have i introduced the [ __ ] mechanic in this game All right now pick up pick out a spot for your bed dibs on over here okay dibs on over here too okay i’ll go in this sort of uh this sort of this zone yeah hey all right okay okay next to my head that’s gonna be too close to me no well That way it’s more like a double bed we can sort of let’s go ahead and place it right here honestly my bed’s all wet now you absolute [ __ ] oh like it wouldn’t have been anyway you you you pissed boy where are you going oh my god Did you get on i am on no get off of my boat i’m following you at wherever you go all right [ __ ] it all right so i actually think that there’s a cave entrance like in the on the shore over here to the right behind us Or where back by like but right by where we parked the boat just just before when we went to go get our stuff i think it might be a cave entrance oh someone said we should have had bunk beds i fell out i fell out get back in bestie we’re going all right I’m in all right yeah can you make bunk beds in this game uh i i think you can just put a bed on top of the other bed maybe and so yes so this is looking like a cave what do you think this seems like a cave ah creeper creeper creeper oh [ __ ] Oh man oh man oh [ __ ] okay this is an epic us dying moment did you die too uh no i actually uh funny thing the blast actually kind of knocked a bunch of sand loose and kind of barricaded me in here i’m sort of alone in the dark oh [ __ ] I’m getting hurt by the falling sand actually it’s a funny thing is what’s happening okay but you you spawned right back where you were right like um wait wait where the [ __ ] oh no you had your bed with you yeah because you [ __ ] didn’t let me put it down you [ __ ] oh No wait where are you you know what i feel like are you what please tell me you’re up at the village where are you hey man i couldn’t tell you it seems like i’m in a desert of sorts oh i think you’re where we originally spawned hold on i’ll come get you All right i think you might be what is there can you get to the water near where you are yeah okay i’m gonna come and get you okay don’t worry that uh the seasoned epic gamer is coming to the rescue once again we told you to place your bet okay i was Trying to place my bed but then he was being a little fart all right are you waiting by the shore for me i’m on my way to the shore oh yeah yeah i do be running though okay uh what okay what do you what do you see right now i’m punching a tree Okay but i met i’m at the i’m at the water by the village oh okay do you see the island i see our i see our how the big house i see our new house that you didn’t let me put the bed in i think you could have just put the bed Dude i don’t really see how this has anything to do with me really i just you know take some responsibility it’s your bed have you seen my boat yet you see me in my boat oh wait no i see you okay there you are i’m coming to run you over with my boat Good luck i did it no you did it oh i don’t even have a bed anymore because i [ __ ] died i i have it oh one sec i just gotta do a gooch check real quick sometimes in the game you gotta just check out your gooch all right uh okay here’s your bed Did you have any tools huh no er no i had to i had sticks okay then let’s we can go into this cave and uh we can get you some stone tools because i’ve got if you’ve got sticks then we can make the stone tools Okay i’m in the boat all right let me just cave take two this time we’re not gonna get blown up by a creeper you know what oh wait whoa oh [ __ ] hold on i i just realized i have all the valuable stuff with me still i did not realize that Okay uh i’m gonna put it in the chest one sec fred freddy freddie dredd thanks for the freaking 20 gifted subs what a legend holy get everyone who’s gifting subs for in my stream as well thank you shuttle 02 you’re you’re a legend for that honestly Uh i think i think you are a legend actually it’s confirmed legend status yeah even curtis thinks so and it’s not even his stream yeah for now what’s that supposed to mean i don’t know stream takeover all right oops i put a block in the [Laughter] I’ll just get rid of that hold on just let me get rid of that real quick i’ll get rid of it too yeah i’ll just get rid of that real quick yeah listen here let’s get rid of it real quick yeah let’s just get rid of it Might as well just get rid of it and we’re on the move back to the cave so when we get back to the cave you know we can sing right we could sing in the cave we didn’t sing so we back in the mine and that’s really Hard to see when you’re in there because you actually are in the mine you know so we back in the mine i wasn’t in yet what’s this guy up to he’s the spider he’s gonna he wants to hurt you really bad do you have an extra pickaxe by chance uh i’m can hopefully Make one real quick you hit me with an arrow i hit you with an arrow yeah no way unless there’s something else around here well i did shoot an arrow but i wasn’t aiming for you i was aiming for the spider okay i hear someone like literally inside of me They sound so close yeah that’s one of those that’s one of those inside of you zombies this game’s got everything yeah they they must be like either below us or like to the side of us through a wall that we can’t see okay why can’t i there we go okay uh Yeah let me just get some you got stone i i just put a crafting table over here so you can make a freaking i can’t make anything because i don’t have anything don’t you have sticks i got nothing i just i died remember i thought you said you had sticks my bad I i i really thought i heard you say you had sticks i thought stick wise you were pretty much good in terms of i’m gonna make you a stone picky but then that’s all the that’s all the free loading i’m going to allow honestly then Then you’re kind of on your own in terms of making stuff okay uh everyone in chat is saying no because i’m in this little cave i’m just hanging out i don’t know what happens that’s that’s a battle dome no what did you see this large opening that’s where That’s where things come to battle you yeah you have you’ve unknowingly consented to the battle right will you take this pickaxe or what oh i got a pickaxe yeah you did all right let’s mine let’s get some coal all right wait i want to show you something because there’s gonna there’s something very Exciting right here you see this resource right here that is iron iron you can get that and then we have to build a special thing to melt it down and then once we have it melted down we can make iron pickaxes iron armor what the heck all that good stuff i know It’s gonna be crazy there’s a homie right on top of me it’s me i’m right on top of you homie don’t worry i got you hey homie get on top of me real quick Hey obi climb on all aboard real quick homie we’re going to friendship town homie come on i’m sort of i keep getting ahead of myself i get too excited and i dig down really far yeah you dude what the heck you did you went you just went for it oh my god Holy moly look at you down there yeah i guess you could call me a a go-getter you want i don’t i don’t think i do but you know you could i mean oh dude we should head back home we gotta head back home lickety split is it night time already yeah unfortunately so Jesus ah [ __ ] jesus christ you know they say time flies when you’re done when you’re dying and having to go back and get your stuff yeah you’re telling me all right so i well the good news is we can go home and we can make ourselves a furnace And then maybe we can make ourselves some iron tools what’s that in the ocean where underneath it seems like bright and red oh i think that’s like a block of magma type stuff oh magma type beat someone’s saying i got oh unofficial fills a raid yeah i still Not sure who that is but that’s awesome that’s could be even pog if we play our cards right yeah we play your cards right this could be a phil’s a pog all right i’m gonna make us a furnace and then we’ll be cooking okay i made a furnace All right so click i can’t i can’t make dick all right well you don’t have any resources do you but huh no this is the furnace up here the furnace in question yeah yeah so right click on it and then i’m gonna put coal in the bottom so that’s the That’s the fuel and then up top uh go ahead and put all your iron ore well i i gotta wait for you to be done no you can put it in there can’t you you’re doing it right now i’m not doing it anymore i walked away Actually i’m all the way on the other side of the house i’m in bed actually i put iron at the top yeah okay oh yeah you did it seen that so now it’s going it’s turning all that iron into iron [Laughter] and we can you can use furnaces for a Lot of things so when you get raw meat from animals you can cook the meat as well so i’m actually gonna make another furnace so that we can use it um and you get like more i think it helps your hunger more when you have cooked meat as opposed to raw meat okay I’m okay so i put some mutton up there so i don’t know if you can do like a quick mutton check up there uh i’m making some more i’m making some more iron right now but once i’m once i’m done i’ll check out that now you don’t have to you don’t Have to stay clicked on that it goes without you having to look at it oh well i’m done now uh all right where’d a mutton oh whoa wait a mutton weight a mutton with a mutton okay so mutton cheese you have how many iron do you have I have five iron ingots do you know what that means i can wait i can beat the game yeah off you go go fight the ender dragon dude [Laughter] There he goes i’m so proud of him often off i don’t know if he sees that spider or what but he’s i didn’t what spider he went right look behind you now oh i didn’t even see that you went like right under him when you swam i didn’t even see the homie okay Oh he’s the homie yeah there we go way back spider’s a homie okay i didn’t know um what can we make now so you can make so i actually don’t have any iron because i think you took all of it no that doesn’t sound like me well we did have I i do recall putting one iron in there actually and i recall now not uh having iron now thank you to philza for an unofficial raid i don’t know if that i don’t know if he did that or just everybody in the chat did that but thank you And we’re gonna have to figure out who phils is after this [ __ ] i don’t have any planks you don’t have plankies no what are you trying to build right now i need to i want to build one of these crazy epic [ __ ] pickaxes i don’t have any planes Okay well here i can just give you sticks you got sticks i just gave you sticks okay oh you just gave me sticks did you get them i think so yeah nice i gotta wait no no no no no no no no no no no Hold that hold up wait all right i got an iron pickaxe all right he’s ready to mine like there’s no tomorrow i can drop some of the rest of my okay because you didn’t see how much that is okay so that’s two irons i can’t do much that should be good That should be good yeah i think you’re i think you’re actually chilling yeah i’m probably set for the rest of the game actually okay so this is super annoying there’s monsters outside our house so we can’t sleep right now and the monster in question is a creeper And he will blow up our entire base if we go out there so i don’t i honestly don’t know what to do what if we’d make a beeline for the boat and we sort of launch it he’s right there what if can i get him Can i can i get him to follow me if i act as bait oh maybe yeah go for it well i i just hope that he doesn’t blow up no no no no no you baited him you baited him dude i didn’t know he was literally right there You baited him to blow up our whole base all right it’s all good let’s close her back up [ __ ] oh my god i didn’t know he was literally right outside that was yeah i i guess that i guess i should have made that clear that was so cringe of him yeah that’s Honestly cringe of him that was his that’s his bad we didn’t do it that one’s on him we didn’t do a damn yeah we didn’t do a damn thing hold on i’m just beating up a zombie with some cooked mutton real quick Mutton smack cam Mutton cam this guy simply won’t quit he’s he’s really taking the piss out of me right now oh he’s inside our house will you help me kill this guy yeah i got him very close to death here i saved the day yeah i think it’s safe to say safe to Say i saved the day all right so the house is patched back up it says we can’t rest now because there’s monsters nearby i know i swear dude they’re i don’t i don’t know what to make of it but they’re all over the place torches on the outside of our house Maybe that’ll help because they don’t like light yeah but i don’t know if it’s just that they don’t spawn in the light spider on the roof spider on the roof oh dude that’s my favorite broadway musical spittler on the spiderman on the roof [Laughter] all right now we can finally catch some z’s Yeah i’m excited to catch these z’s after the spider caught these hands it’s time to catch these z’s even though the moon’s going away and the sun’s coming up but it’s still i’m sorry i’m gonna catch some aziz i’m sorry i made a little dock or just kidding i didn’t have enough stuff Someone said we should get a back door all right i could [ __ ] with the back door too yeah i would just make all the walls out of doors that’d be kind of tight yeah so then we’d have whoa yeah then there’s so many points event of entry now i got string where’d the String come to a door house um string comes from a little spider guys the [ __ ] what the [ __ ] why’d you say i put string right here you put string somewhere look at the string over here whoa what the hell wait i didn’t know you could do this what is this it’s string Well what in the world dude i didn’t i never knew about it there it goes so what so you just put it yeah i sort of just put yeah there you go okay okay this will be the string zone yeah strings okay so i put some more Here yeah i got kind of got a string section here here here oh yeah every band every good decoration every good band needs a string section every good house has a good string of course yeah uh how’s your hunger doing do you have food i have no food i have three hearts Like you’re like on the verge of death yes all right well i guess we should get some food too so you know the cool thing is eventually we can get like a whole animal farm where we there’s just like a you can just have like a ton of cows And they breed with each other and then you can just sort of slaughter them at will to get like jesus okay to get unlimited beef to get beefy treats that’s the dream yeah i know tell me about it okay unlimited beefy treats from our limited beefy friends Okay oh dude look at so up there there’s even bigger cave it looks like maybe so maybe we should go up there and i’m gonna get some wood from this tree still in the [ __ ] boat let me try to so beefy mmm so beefy so bb Why are you hitting or with anyone you think about that tick tock so much why are you hitting her with a rock oh my god did you see that they have a build-a-bear now what they have their own build-a-bear they’re they’re popping off oh my gosh is it is it squinching It’s so squinting it smells like beef too it’s really gross build a beefy bear build a beef workshop fifa bear workshop okay all right i got my axe i got an a yo yo yo i’m gonna let me let me uh save you from embarrassment real quick dog Do not do not go around do not go around axing trees with a pickaxe yeah you do not wanna do that dude your chat is probably gonna rail you for that you’re never gonna hear the end of it dude switch to an axe dude i don’t have one I forgot i forgot how close to death you were oh it’s my bad don’t pick up my things okay you’re at least at home right yeah in our safe home okay that’s good man freaking so sorry murdered by my [ __ ] god i will do that again i’m being real with you dude Okay that’s fair sorry that was an epic betrayal moment i’m in with these villagers you’re in a villa you’re in the village i’m in the house they won’t let me leave i literally can’t get out okay nevermind i was gonna see if they had a chest in There i could rob them [ __ ] blind but yeah dude rob them so hard they can’t see anymore all right curtis parker oh my god dude did you you hit iron daddy didn’t you yeah you hit iron dad i think you did he killed me and like It happened so fast i saw no you know that was a lesson that i learned the hard way too i thought he was just not touch iron dad i thought he was just another one of the fellas i mean he he loki is like he he’ll protect you As long as you’re on his good side you know so you just don’t hit him and and he’s actually really a really nice guy if you get to know him okay i’m looking for like animals to kill and i’m not really finding i’m freeing these pigs You’re gonna free the pigs oh do they have a pig farm yeah oh i found some beefy boys dude die die dude i’m i’m feeling the same way over here i’m killing some cows killing these piggies dude we are we are just traveling across the land slaughtering Innocent creatures this is what the game is all about just like we did on tour 31 cities countless lives lost no animal is safe okay i’m i’m feeling pretty confident now i’m never gonna die look cuz you got a lot of piggy there’s a little zombie riding a chicken You’re [ __ ] with me oh my god i see him wait is that a chicken is that a chicken oh dude i’ve never seen anything like that really makes you think maybe these zombies aren’t so bad after all you know we have our differences but you know they’re They’re people just like us they’re just like the red chickens and died he died he was on fire riding the chicken the man he died the same way he lived he’s not doing what he loved burning to death he died doing what he loved die Uh where do you get sticks from if i’m being if i could be frank for a second uh you can make sticks out of uh planks and you can also just get them from um sometimes like trees and stuff will drop them i think but i have never really figured out Where they come from for sure in that regard and how do you make planks again logs logs yeah it’ll be logs for sure okay it’ll be logs and it’ll be pogs in that order ah [ __ ] this cave is actually super lame dude it’s just like a u-shaped cave Comes out the other side [ __ ] this dude um you got any shaders on by the way are you in elgo mode um english please well you know it is a silly question i i was asking if you downloaded any shaders because you know you can make the game Look really pretty with some nice shaders but sounds like you might still be in uggo mode i guess i then yeah i guess i’m in ugg mode i guess you’re in ugg mode uh which makes sense because you just you all you just barely had the game downloaded by the time we started Our stream but yeah i didn’t have i didn’t have time to do the shaders shader Sun is down ugly mode this uh this llama do be spitting though spitting facts or what uh spin something this llama woke up this morning to spit facts of all languages for this llama to speak it’s chose to speak fast all right i got llama meat yo there’s llama meat I don’t know if i ever had llama meat yeah i got llama meat and i’m gonna kill the chicken all right i got chicken for iron and i’m not finding any it’s almost like you got all the iron in the whole game and then you took it from Me and made your own picky with it get piggy with it Made a picky with it all right i made some planks all right that’s what we call in the biz a plank pog i have never i’ve never heard that but i’ll take it i i mean have you noticed that i’ve kind of become a gamer lately like Yeah wise and everything yeah i have noticed it and would you say that it’s actually really rad um yes okay yes you know you know yeah i guess it would be pretty rad it’d also be uh i mean i can iron pickaxe i wouldn’t go as far as a victory royale or anything But it’s still pretty rad okay i can make sticks i can make so what are you doing right now i’m kind of just hanging out okay i got a crafty i got a crafting table i’m making a pickaxe and i’m making a an axe making a pickaxe isn’t is isn’t sicko Mode it’s pickup mode so just think about that i yeah i’ll sort of sit on that and uh ruminate see how it goes what else can i make saying i stole your iron pickaxe did i really i mean i wouldn’t put it past you you you don’t have your iron pickaxe anymore No i died genius oh that’s right and i got all your stuff okay i do apologize for that that is kind of my b you know what that honestly is my b i did steal your pickaxe i will give it back to you when i see you next It might be a little bit dinged up but hey at least you got the picky yeah i got wooden [ __ ] right now dude and i’m not happy about it you know you can make do you have any stone no oh all right so you know so what’s going to Help us a lot is once we get enough iron we can both make iron armor okay that’ll that’ll make it so we don’t die quite as much hopefully okay uh i’m gonna go i thought honestly making enchanted diamond armor wouldn’t make me die too much and i still went Into the nether and i got my ass handed to me by a couple of wither skeletons but you wouldn’t know [ __ ] about that okay okay i’m not unnecessarily mean but okay are you in our house i’m on the way to the house okay i’m in traffic i’m underwater Go up go up i’m dead i’m dead i’m dead were you getting shot by skeletons oh curtis brown okay so oh wait but you’re back at our house now right yeah but i got no stuff so where were you when you drowned just over there will my stuff be in there Yeah yeah do you want to come get on the boat that might be helpful here i’ll come pick you up all right let’s go i was underwater did it sink um i don’t i kind of thought stuff floats were you like right here i was a little further up This way oh there it is yes dude here i’m gonna get off the boat you just take the boat over there and go get it yourself that way i don’t pick up any of your stuff my things look at that dude see this is what a baddie does a Baddie might lose his stuff but he always gets it back he always get his stuff back all right hop in let’s go all right all right you know what curtis i think you’re starting wait hey where are we going curtis curtis hey kurt [Laughter] kidnap jack we’re just two men at sea Knows what’ll happen a look at that oh danny i thought you’re with me where’d you go i gotta go my own way come on [Laughter] there’s like a big sort of mountain over there yeah there’s lots of those it’s a game about mountains and basically mountain stuff I think there’s something good up there for us there’s a creeper right there dude do not take us to the creeper oh no this do not want to die all the way over here it looks like yeah we’re not going to there’s a cave up here Someone in the chat just said this is so romantic yeah that’s a romantic kidnapping good on my screen but curtis is on ego mode so i don’t know how romantic it looks in his on his but you know what your personality is on august mode right now [ __ ] off you may be beautiful on the outside but on the inside you’re an ugg you’re on uggo mode okay creeper why did you why did you take me to here i thought this is the game well i think we want to go to bed it’s night time Well that’s for bedtime not for much longer i don’t know i don’t know how long night time is going to go for after this um i’m going to climb up this doesn’t oh [ __ ] hold on my my camera battery just died one second i gotta i gotta replace it I can’t hear you also i took off my headphones so if you’re saying anything you better not it better not be important and also but don’t make sure i don’t die i’m not doing any of that i can’t hear you but make sure i don’t die yeah sure All right i don’t know why my while my camera is plugged in somehow the battery you know technology i’ll never understand it uh everyone was saying kill danny now okay i can hear you again okay and i heard you say kill danny now that’s all you heard Yeah no i said no that was literally the worst timing what the hell dude everyone was saying kill danny now oh so my own chat turned against me the second i take my headphones off i guess not my own chat your own chat it was mine some friends could have been near as Though who knows whoa this looks like uh hold up I’m gonna make it’s across now we got this is where jesus died we dig to find jesus he’s got to be here somewhere jesus buddy I hear people well i was just fighting a zombie oh that’s probably what i heard yeah um okay so you’re digging straight down is that where you’re gonna no no no no okay can i look like it for a second do you think i am a dummy I think that he’s just a little misguided sometimes but that’s okay that’s mr guided to you sorry i didn’t realize you were married sir you went from a miss to a mr all because i got married i’m hoping to find an epic cave and so far i found nothing of the soil All you found is epic nothing did i say that did i say that i dig yours you’re you think oh okay i’m back guys sorry my stream lives crashed where’s my digging downstairs see this is how you do it this is how this is kind of how the pros do it I don’t know if you’ve ever watched like uh [ __ ] uh [ __ ] the pros oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] dude there’s okay i found an epic k but it’s an epic creeper cave oh no no i died oh no [ __ ] oh no where am i i see i see them Oh [ __ ] dude how am i gonna get back will you oh [ __ ] god oh no they’re shooting crap at me i don’t have a damn thing i can’t i don’t have anything to take with me i feel partially to blame for this you are you’re entirely to blame I have to somehow i have to get okay are you did you survive yeah clearly i gotta try to get in i’m above the cave they’re trying to shoot stuff at me and i i’m not a fan okay well i’m gonna try to get back over there swimming style if i can But i don’t really know like that’s gonna take me a long time we were on that boat for a while you didn’t say a damn thing and i guess i can’t yeah i’ll just chop some trees real quick i’m gonna say i don’t have anything I can chop some trees i can make a boat all right i might have to go [ __ ] crazy with this whoa curtis is finally gonna go crazy mode i didn’t know if it would happen it is it is unbelievably dark down here oh yeah that makes sense you turned down Your brightness all the way [ __ ] corvette no why won’t you die what the [ __ ] man oh no oh no this is not good [ __ ] dude i hit him like a million times trying to make a boat we’re gonna make a boat spam clicking doesn’t work huh Oh yes so there’s like a thing where you ha you have to like wait for your there’s every time you hit there’s like a bar that shows up that like has like reloads you have to wait for it to reload so that you can get like a maximum power hit What is it okay i’m gonna come pick you up on this i i have a boat i’m gonna come pick you up and we’re gonna go get our stuff back okay what do you say buddy fine i i’m down dude what is this [ __ ] game no one told me that Spam click does less damage so the amazing thing about this game someone said don’t worry danny your stuff was trash anyway [ __ ] that’s you so mean that’s the rudest thing anyone said uh so the yeah the weird thing about this game is that there literally is like no Tutorial there’s it’s just like okay play go ahead and it’s like you have to figure out how to make [ __ ] you don’t even know what you’re doing i mean like if i wasn’t here you would be you’d be hopeless wouldn’t you i’d be i’d be had caked had to tell my own [ __ ] And piss yeah not in a good way no it’d be a great way all right we gotta there’s a big scary skeleton in there so i think if we sort of tag team him he doesn’t stand a chance okay now we got two boats here let’s do boat check All right let’s get our stuff and then all right what’s gonna be really annoying is if we get over there and like there’s like creepers guarding our stuff that’s really gonna make this very difficult yeah but they wouldn’t do that no they probably wouldn’t do that that’d just be annoying and usually they’re They’re not like annoying but usually they’re honestly pretty cool guys once you get to know them yeah i like the iron okay it’s a little bit unhelpful that the uh this hole just goes straight down because that’s gonna definitely lower our health before we can yeah oh wow yeah it really does eh Yeah it really does eh okay oh man damn okay i once we get our stuff back i’m probably gonna hop off so this this better be epic okay yeah hopefully it’s still there this is literally straight down oh man oh gorsh this mining style hurts me that’s what someone said oppa mining style So you didn’t so you didn’t like open gang gamer style but open minor style is something that you you like yeah cause i said it that’s funny before you turn 18. open minor style i’m gonna die danny oh no okay i’m sorry to hear it my man die Oh my god okay hold on i gotta strategize here i think i might okay i have a sword i don’t have a shield your stuff might have despawned okay so yeah after like five minutes it does despawn but more like these nuts yeah i know that’s exactly what i say or like Where the [ __ ] are the skeleton there’s these skeletons maybe i can just block them off i hear them coming i hear them coming i hear them coming babe okay i think i might have gotten all our stuff no way yes i think i did let me see Wait maybe i didn’t get my stuff did i i think i had an iron pickaxe [ __ ] that might have despawned maybe some stuff despawn maybe some stuff these nuts yeah maybe there’s some stuff that deez nuts well i’m just uh doing some household chores tending to our string Yeah if you could just take care of the string that’d be great okay let’s make sure it’s all stringy see if i can see you coming over the horizon okay i’m just i’m just doing a quick check to make sure my stuff is really gone and it seems like it is Okay i’m on my way back curtis get a dog with bones oh [ __ ] i got another hype train going holy cow why do hype trains just happen sometimes do you know i don’t no i don’t i don’t really know what they are yeah me neither i guess it’s just like uh Encouraging people to like interact or whatever oh i mean yeah it is pretty fun okay everybody let’s get hype in the chat let’s get hype let’s get let me see some of that good stuff or whatever okay so i’m on my way back making my way downtown All right when you see all the stuff that i got you’re gonna you’re gonna flip your dick okay because it’s really impressive i got all your stuff back nice my prize belonging there you go oh yeah dude people are getting hype in there nice look at him go this train is going to Hype town all right get inside we have to talk jesus let me in the house okay all right man what the [ __ ] happened back there come here what was that huh what was that all about oh no oh [ __ ] he’s besting me oh no battle royale oh [ __ ] why am i hitting You with a turkey or something chicken i guess we didn’t kill any turkeys i’m yeah yeah okay so that’s that’s basically the lesson is don’t don’t ever mess with me again okay okay all right so here’s some stuff i don’t really know what you had but this Is just some stuff that i found so i don’t know what what you had and what i had yeah i think that’s was mine yeah i think we can pretty much call it even stevens there just make sure the diamonds are still in this chest okay they are so you did not Steal those where would they go into your pocket into your fat pockets you greedy thief don’t body shame my pants dude you wear parachute pants it’s not my fault your pockets are so fat uh okay do you want to hop off yeah i’ll probably hop hop Off yeah just go ahead and hop off i’ll probably play for another three or four hours but you can go ahead probably by the time you get back on i’ll have a diamond palace honestly oh my god okay well now i can come back here All the time and kill or i’ll just have a good time yeah yeah we can play again whenever you want as long as it’s uh when i’m free i mean yeah you can come on here whenever you can connect to the server whenever so sick maybe i’ll yeah that’s this is fun So yeah well um i’ll say bye to you goodbye danny okay goodbye curtis i’ll hop off the discord all right now bye goodbye all right gang that was fun that was fun um increase your fov i’ll do that for next time sorry if i missed subscriptions and uh donations uh I was very it was this game is overwhelming man but thanks for hanging out um i’m gonna head out head out um yeah i’ll see you around thanks for chilling um and yeah [ __ ] uh new video on friday so that’s happening okay oh i’m sweating okay goodbye Bye bye bye thanks for hanging out thank you Video Information
This video, titled ‘Kurtis Conner Twitch stream 2021.03.24 – creeper! aw dan (Minecraft)’, was uploaded by L C on 2021-04-23 15:40:23. It has garnered 57032 views and 642 likes. The duration of the video is 02:15:43 or 8143 seconds.
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