Kurtis Conner Twitch stream 2021.04.07 – minecraft minecraft

Can y’all see me it should work now right can you see me all right it looks like you can see me so that’s pretty lit stream already crashed so you know that’s pretty lit um but yeah it’s all good yo lucy thanks for this is lucy i think i’m guessing thanks for the

Subscription how’s ayo dandruff check dandruff check yo thank you you’re crazy for that for the bits um yeah we’re playing minecraft today and listen if my stream crashes before i say goodbye i’ll be right back okay my computer’s being a little doucher little douchebag if you will so uh

That’s just the name of the game man um yo cater todds with the gifted subs thank you um curtis get a new computer yeah i mean you’d think i the thing i have would just work i spend so much money on this [ __ ] imac the wind just closed my door really scary um

And thanks all right these are the gifted subs um okay guys can you tell me can you guys hear this the game audio because it’s saying that you can’t and i don’t know what’s wrong with it now you can’t hear it uh now what can you hear that nothing

Oh lord i don’t know it’s i don’t know what’s going on hold on what if i oh man all right guys hold on hold on hold on technical difficulties yeah it’s not picking up the game capture device thing at all and frankly it’s and frankly it’s annoying

Okay what if i just do a new one yeah [ __ ] off mate hold on guys hold on guys oh thanks for the subscription ben hold on stay with me guys stay with me please don’t go um oh my god i’m gonna [ __ ] lose my mind over here

All right we’re giving this a go no that’s not what i want no oh my god okay that game capture nice nothing from the game capture still okay hold on what if we do the old plug-in unplug plug back in [ __ ] man uh just resub yo thank you

Okay guys sorry bear with me uh why isn’t this working hi kade um i don’t get it why isn’t it working do i need that going no oh man hold on let’s try this oh yeah the capture card audio isn’t even working either bruh i’m gonna lose my freaking mind okay i

Gotta tell danny i’m having uh technical difficulties uh yeah there we go okay now okay oh my god dude i i don’t know i don’t know what’s going on this is working fine two days ago what did i change nothing it’s all the same it’s so chaotic

Uh okay you know what we’re gonna get rid of this guy we’re gonna get rid of this guy okay we’re gonna do a new audio thing is that coming up is that working come on hold on anything there no no no okay i honestly might have to stop the

Stream and figure this out and come back later because i’m i’m going to lose my [ __ ] mind if i don’t figure this out soon so okay i’m gonna hop in the now okay i’m gonna hop in Hello where’s the freaking okay okay danny can you hear me coming in come in come in danny uh i can hear you can you hear me oh yeah there we go okay can people hear can you hear danny now uh stream can you hear curtis also yes okay so that’s

Okay i’m i’m about to lose my freaking mind over here man what happened dog i my audio like there’s like just no audio coming from my game like i don’t know why it’s not coming in um from minecraft yeah do you have your on your com on your pc what is

Do you have your audio device set to the elgato whatever hd60 thing yeah then i have no idea that’s fine that was my only guess damn i thought you’re going to come with this super quick fix to kind of solve all my problems real quick can you hear the game at all yeah

But the stream can’t yeah it’s just not picking up on the capture card which is pretty perplexing that’s pretty cringe actually yeah that’s kind of what i was just gonna say i think i might have to make a video about this honestly it’s so crazy uh you don’t have to do that

In fact i think i’ll start filming it right now what’s up greg welcome back to another episode of curtis done [ __ ] up this time dude he doesn’t know how to stream how many episodes have you done uh of this show yeah this will be the 14th installment

Of curtis done [ __ ] up how dare you yeah you didn’t know i was filming these all when we were on tour i filmed one like every other day pretty much make sure your audio and obs and windows is default or digi wait what you have your uh obs on your mac right

Yes and are you listening to the game from like from the pc or do you have your headphones plugged into your mac or your pc my headphones are on my mac and usually the sound just sort of carries through here and i have it going in the same channel going to my

Headphones but now it’s just literally not picking up any audio from the game uh oh sheesh but you can hear the game somehow no i it’s coming from my like monitor but i can’t hear it oh going to the like where the audio is supposed to go to

Um and it’s really frustrating because i didn’t change a thing and it was working like perfectly on sunday so yeah did you open loopback yeah loopback is open and see if and there’s nothing that says like missing or anything like that no it says it’s on it’s just literally no audio is being

Picked up i’m wondering if that’s lame yeah that’s kind of that’s what i was lame gamer moment um well in the meantime i’m just gonna harvest all our wheat real quick no yeah without you dude i’m doing all the fun stuff without you okay um [ __ ]

Hold okay give me give me one sec okay Well guys this is kind of an epic huge epic fat either anything anything no uh people are saying my game audio is low let me see if i can fix that real quick anything now um is that better at all folks let me uh break something maybe i don’t know i mean

I i don’t know how essential the game audio really is oh it’s much better okay yeah i mean i i feel like oh god i don’t know give me like five minutes i’ll figure this [ __ ] out okay i’m just gonna wander around our place here and

See if there’s any cool [ __ ] i can do i gotta go hoe one piece of dirt there we go well now i’m out of [ __ ] to do i hold the piece of dirt what about what about this little sound um you know what i’m gonna do i’m gonna

Go practice my sick bucket move where’s the bucket do i have a bucket here let’s go practice a bucket move dude let me put my lapis lazul in a safe spot are we out of iron totally no all right maybe i’ll just go mine dude and we’re out of okay we’re out of

A lot of stuff i need to go i’m going to go get some i’m going to go chop down some tree i’m going to go get some wood i don’t know what’s going on dude we’re having a great time right now honestly you got to get in here man things it’s getting crazy

Streamlabs i just found the camera audio on ios what well this this has literally worked before it should i just don’t understand why it’s not working out nothing has changed wait so you you’re hearing the game out of your like computer monitor yeah so that sounds like you

Okay you need to uh have you tried closing minecraft and opening it again as dumb as that sounds you know it’s funny enough i actually haven’t i think you should do that because it might not it’s it sounds like the game isn’t sending the audio it’s sending it to your monitor instead

Oh okay and sometimes if you restart it it’ll figure out that the device you want to use is the capture card because i think it’ll only send it to one place and if it’s sending it to your monitor then that’s bad news okay if this works i’m gonna be real upset

Someone just told me that there’s like a keyboard shortcut actually to reset the audio thing within minecraft so i guess you didn’t have to restart it but just just try this and then you can try that if that doesn’t work okay uh okay um f3t is what people are saying f3

Whoa i just did it and reloaded resource packs oh okay we got we got sound it worked didn’t he really your your big brain advice dude my my my super expensive degree from georgia tech finally paid off i fixed one technical issue for a fun minecraft stream dude this is the best

Yeah this is what it’s all about people go to georgia tech to learn how to play minecraft and it’s all thanks to me it’s all things well well i’ve like fixed what do you mean thanks to you because i fixed it yeah but i mean we wouldn’t without me

We wouldn’t really have this problem you know oh yeah i guess so thanks dude you know without you i i wouldn’t have had a problem to fix all right i’m joining the server oh he’s here i gotta set up my green screen hold on oh my god

This dude it’s just one thing after another with this guy i’m gonna leave all these animals here because i wanna later on i’m gonna lure him back over to our house and i’m gonna make a big farm with them yo big brain batty moment thank you guys

Danny is a genius holy [ __ ] you guys said it not me but okay [ __ ] sheesh oh i forgot to randomly you know what this is i’ve never had so many [ __ ] technical issues in my life but yeah i have like a different a different unique like technical issue every time i stream it’s

Like i have to like diagnose a new thing every time i’m on stream oh someone said danny is the kurdistan hero yeah i bet your chat won’t be telling you to kill me today oh i mean we’ll see no i i mean i don’t want them to i just i honestly

You just never know oh dude that sounds like it seems like they shouldn’t yo looking good whoa what the hell back i say all right what do we uh what are the vibes what are the vibes for today all right so there’s a couple things that i think we need to

Do we need to get we need to get like more iron because we want to get all iron tools and everything we don’t have like any iron right now so we kind of just need to dig around down there but then also we want to like expand our yo

Dude look what you just did did it oh because i jumped on it yeah you unhoed my spot oh sorry about that it looks like you did it over here as well well how you supposed to get on there without jumping is the real question

Uh you can you can give one little hop but don’t don’t be jumping around oh i can’t i can’t i can’t be greedy with the with the jumps no don’t get a little bit too wacky okay so i did i was in this thing we need iron yeah we’re definitely gonna need iron

Because if we want to go so really this the next step for like beating the game probably is we have to go into the nether at some point and so if we’re gonna go into the nether we’re gonna need like good armor so we need like iron stuff at least or maybe diamond

Stuff so we just need to get a bunch of iron and uh and then also on top of that we’re gonna want i mean we need to like make it so we have food on deck at all times so that’s why i’m doing this wheat farm

But we can also get a a cow farm and a sheep farm and to do that we have to lure them over here and trap them and then make them have babies we have to lure them all the way over to our our house well i i guess they don’t have

To be over here i was just thinking since our house is here we we might want the cow farm nearby but i mean it could be over there i mean that would be pretty fun to try and lure them all the way heat yeah we can make a little bridge

A little cowbridge yeah okay danny put your mic louder oops cowbridge engage can i just put yes wait is there a faster way to do this chat testing testing i just moved it closer is this better okay people are saying mike is fine how about you guys just turn up the volume

On your phone if you if i’m quiet maybe turn it up turn it up oh shift ah wait so are you making a little land bridge now yeah they they said shift would sort of oh shift shift will let you sort of go over the edge

Of the uh of where you are now and then you can build off of it yeah also there’s a little zombie guy right don’t worry i killed him actually i figured i figured you hadn’t had it covered people in chat are saying we just want to hear your voice really loud turn up

The mic turn it off i’m just like flipping it’s distorted finally dude this is how i wanted it music to my ears this is danny screaming to my ears all right nice job connor it’s okay it’s curtis but great work connor jesus christ what happened

I thought i was a lot closer to the yeah i think i just put a bunch of stuff in there how do you run again control uh control yeah i got a bunch of cobblestone that i put in here all right i’m gonna go i’m gonna go down

In the mine real quick and just look for some iron and see if i can’t find any okay i’ll uh well the chat is saying that you have 41 iron in your inventory is that true oh yeah i have 41 iron ore all right all right let me let me clue

You in on a little minecraft secret okay okay don’t if you got if you’ve got valuable valuable iron in your inventory put you got to put it in the chest because if you are walking around with it and you die somewhere then we’ll we’re going to lose it forever okay so

Should i make ingots yeah go ahead and make some ingots go make some little ingies all right inges on my thingies i i took your advice and i i put the text to speech things on i’m sorry i called you a version before yeah one of my mods was saying that dude

What the hell you called me a virgin and then you turned them on yeah i turned them off did you really because of what i said are just cuz i turned them off seconds after you called me a virgin and they have been on since i’m trying it out if it’s a little

Distracting then i’ll yeah i actually yeah i’m actually kind of glad i turned it off because it was distracting especially while we were playing together i’m probably it’s probably better to have it on like when it’s just solo stream but true well we’re going to give you a shower today and

[ __ ] see what happens all right okay so with wheat we can make bread so i put some bread in the um thing if you need food oh yeah i’ll just i’ll take i’ll take all of that yeah so that’ll be kind of nice for you and you’ll say thank you about it too

Thank you welcome i made ingots so let’s go to sleep real quick because it’s it’s scary out there there’s a bit lots of bad guys there was a creeper out there though creeper all right i’m gonna how about i turn the text to speech down a bit

All of a sudden everyone in my chat is saying uggo house hey people are saying house is in uggo mode hey this is my this is me and my friend kurt’s house yeah maybe my friend kurt live here where do you guys get off calling our house uggo mode i think it’s

I think it’s on gorgeous mode actually i think yeah i think it’s on [ __ ] mode it’s on six mode i think we’re to get this land bridge popping we’re going to lure these faster than i am at it oh you’re going backwards you’re on that back

Yeah if you kind of go like uh reverse cowgirl on this then you can kind of just oh my gosh this is so much faster yeah i should have been going reverse cowgirl my whole life i know that’s that’s what i said when i first discovered this i was like so this

Is what people are talking about when they say reverse cowgirl i could get used to this yes everyone’s saying now people in my chat are saying the house is hideous it’s like one person said it and then like they all they all just kind of hop

On the bandwagon it’s a bunch of bunch of fairweather fans we got oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh no look out oh no did you die too yeah hold on i gotta get my stuff yeah we gotta go dude that creeper got a little bit too close i guess creeper

That was kind of annoying loki that creeper did look kind of good though i don’t know looks a little sexy to me all right did we do you think we thank you leah all right i don’t know what stuff was yours and what stuff was mine

But i do feel like i have stuff i didn’t have before but if there’s anything valuable that you need you can let me know and i’ll give it to you i swear okay um i mean luckily dude i put my ingots in the chest right before i left yeah thank goodness see

That’s why you put the inkies in the chest okay thank god i got my boots in my leggings so as far as i don’t you got your do you have your helmet uh no huh so okay i also don’t oh wait did i do you know if i was wearing a helmet before

I don’t think you were i was gonna say this is a new look for you that’s kind of suspicious then yep i’ve got everything that i have before everything’s the same versions i’m wearing your skin also yeah everything is normal all right so what we need now in order to lure some

Batty cows over is we gotta get some wheat and once you’ve got wheat in your hand they’ll basically follow you anywhere these these dumb ass cows okay so i’m gonna grab some wheat and then what you just have to have it in your hand and then they’ll follow you and

Same with sheep but i’m gonna actually i’m gonna go make a little area where the cows will go i got watermelon whoa watermelon yeah this is my favorite vine do you remember that vine it’s what oh the it’s watermelon inside that one yeah that’s my favorite hey curtis turn the sound description on

It’ll help you know when and where there are monsters trying to buy your head off oh that’s a good idea how do you do that options what they tell you to do the uh sound description oh yeah that actually is helpful how do you uh if you go into

Game setting like the audio settings in the game press escape and then find like audio settings you should be able to turn on like uh closed captions or whatever oh like subtitles yeah subtitles all right oh wait so someone said make a hot tub that is not what i’m making right now

Folks i’m making a cow hole nice for the cows so this is where our cows are gonna go okay and you might think it’s a little inhumane to put cows in here especially when you see how many we’re gonna have after a while but i swear they like it okay oh

Okay even if it sounds like they’re kind of like writhing around in pain and also why don’t you stay down there too no i don’t why don’t you just why don’t you just get back in the hole trust me you like it yeah you might think it’s inhumane for

You to be in the hole but don’t worry you like it don’t worry you like it all right let’s go get these cows all right i actually need i need to make a new picky you don’t need picky for cow time but you can get you can make one anyway

No no no no no oh wait no i’m gonna put it back because i don’t want to die and then lose the ingis now how do you dual wield again uh press f f as in full of stuff in your hands okay f stands for funny amount of things in my hands

Got so many things that’s funny two things i’m holding one thing in each hand and i can’t hardly contain myself i’m losing my [ __ ] mind man uh oh dude i’m i’ve got cows and sheep wait where i don’t know if i oh sorry i’m i’m uh

Like if you were to come out of the house and look to the left i’m on a hill with many cows and sheep oh to the left yeah there’s like a lot of cows and sheep over here and they’re like following they’re they’re like honestly stalking me oh fan behavior

Honestly harassing me right now you’re like on that island to the left i’m on an island as i do a leap of reference yeah right there’s a song that starts like that so yeah i’ll believe it when i hear it i’m on an island all right so that was it i believe it

So you went to the so i forgot to tell you i’m streaming with dua lipa she’s like sitting right next to me hit it dua he’s on at night she sounds exactly like you i have to say people i’ve gotten that a lot actually me and me and doa yeah you’re like a

Guys i’m not gonna kill danny what the hell hey where are you right now i got a this cow i’m trying to lure this cow i got some wheat and a sheep oh nice dude i’ve got right now you’re not gonna believe this i’ve got four sheep and one cow on my

Tail right now oh [ __ ] and you can’t don’t go too fast because they’ll get they’ll get confused yeah i already had that happen to me i was i was sort of sprinting and they kind of just got bored why is everybody in my chat saying doula peep

Oh i think that’s a have you seen that video no oh it’s and then you just wouldn’t get it okay yeah actually don’t explain it to me i don’t want to know uh i think it’s like a clip from like a wendy williams show she tries i think she tries to say

Do do a lipper she says doula pete du la peep am i right guys am i am i uh am i correcting that oh i thought it was like a poot lovato thing have you ever seen that oh yeah poot oh okay i’m right yeah i remember

When poot lovato came out that was probably like i like couldn’t believe my mind i was laughing so hard at it yeah i couldn’t believe it dude i was going insane yeah it was almost as funny as having two things in my hand hold shift when you’re moving items in

Your inventory it’s easier okay fine how come you got a whole shift to do everything in this game that’s what i got people in my chat are saying uh that you are right about doula peep okay nice it kind of sounds like a french name Yeah it’s like two la peeps yeah two peeps just two of the peeps please do you love pete um where the [ __ ] is our oh [ __ ] sorry cow we went the wrong way come on [ __ ] before the sun goes down oh yeah oh dude i’m making a sheephole

Okay do you have a cow yeah okay let me i’m gonna see if i can get oh [ __ ] i had a sheep but the sheep kind of she kind of pissed off it kind of was like i’m over this the sheep got pissed off well i can only assume because he kind

Of just like stopped following me you know okay uh i’m gonna make a separate hole for cows because i have one that has a lot of sheep in it and one cow but i kind of feel like we want to have them separate yeah actually doesn’t really matter

That’s a sheep does it does it matter if my sheep hole is separate from my cow hole or can i just keep them in the same hole what do you guys think because like i’m just going to go down there and kill them all like eventually so does it matter if they’re in

Different holes like i’ll just pick up other items anyway come on cow don’t be shy okay i’m getting so now exactly 50 50 mix responses how do i get some people matters how do i get cow in hole do i go just go in the hole just going in there

Nice yeah now we’re in the hole i don’t know why i came in here i was like damn it looks fun in there yeah this is funky lit all right bye guys all right now what you can do dude you got wheat left over yes give them the weeds

Give it to them it’ll make them horny wait what’d you do oh no how do you drop it yeah yeah right right right click it on them oh you might need to get closer to them you might need to go in there yeah see see how there’s hearts coming off of them

Yeah see oh look look at baby sheep nice dude baby sheep they’re [ __ ] right in front of me dude yeah i know see the birds and the bees and the curt And the curt making it all happen nice horny goat weed yes That’s my favorite strain yeah i got that horny goat weed there is a video i made made out of a real horny goat uh nate garner there’s a video i made about nate garner last year and they did a prank and the girlfriend used this thing called horny goat weed

To like get him hard that’s disgusting yeah uh do you want to get in bed real quick uh sure oh just like platonically no no get away from me [Laughter] hey yeah you woke my ass up hey i’m asleep hey oh all right i guess we’re doing a bed switch you picked up my bed i picked up yours headswitch yeah it’s like it’s like a new tlc show bed swap yeah i’m just gonna say that all right

Um put a ladder in the animal hole ooh not a bad idea yeah um oh i have i have two ladders on me okay would you would you perchance have a stick uh no but there’s lots of planks in there that you can use to make stick okay

I forgot i could just make one wait what the where’d the ladder go i placed it and it’s not in my inventory anymore is it no no ladder i got the ladder the game the server like glitch and my ladder’s gone it just straight up deleted my item

Sheep eat ladder someone said that’s not true it is mandatory my sheep wouldn’t do that guys you you don’t know my sheep if you think they ate my ladder then you simply don’t know my sheep that’s just that’s just [ __ ] up that he they would even assume such a thing

Oh i made another animal uh oh dude we got we’re gonna have so many animals in this hole you’re just gonna be straight up inhumane did you say you say you made another animal yeah dude i just fed myself some wheat down here and got down we made another animal whoa

All right i need to get i need to get more ladder since the game doesn’t want me to have the one that i already had Use your tools on the correct blocks please love what do you mean oh are you using like a pickaxe on sand or something i don’t know i guess you gotta use a shovel for that dude oh a chevy the chat will berate you for it i don’t know maybe just

Wait i have a ladder again they all look the same they’re all squares need grass people say oh okay so should i make the bottom of the sheeple dirt and then grass will grow there hopefully right is that correct don’t be stupid curtis use your brain okay guys

You guys are just straight up oh no this is already chaos in here it’s kind of hard to maneuver around there’s baby sheep everywhere uh kurt hey kirk hey kurt i can’t see you kurt no one now it’s not the cow hole it’s the danny hole now it is my home

I’m just kidding i’ll get you out of there i’ll save you from this this freak accident that sort of happened um where’d you go oh i had to go dude sorry yeah i’m kind of done uh i kind of done with the whole smp thing actually Yes i logged off a few minutes ago dude oh i keep i keep falling down here [ __ ] off these little sheep dude don’t [ __ ] the sheep i’m that’s how you win the game did you actually log off where did you go oh yeah i logged off no i see i see your name

You sort of tunneled your way out no i logged off you don’t see my name anymore [Laughter] damn i thought i could keep up the ruse you had me going there for a second yeah well let that be a lesson don’t ever mess with me like that again it

Scared me i got scared and i got freaked out and scared you got scared freaked out and scared yeah all at different times in that order all right guys are the sheep gonna be cool now that i’ve given giving them dirt or do i actually have to like plant grass somehow

I don’t know how that works get hoodwinked not today dude you did get hoodwinked not today i’d say own up to it your hood has been winked oh i lost all my will to live oh wait sorry i gotta get out my chevy here we go so we my chad seems to think

We want to make a separate hole for cows so i’m just going to make a little hole right here for them okay oh wait i don’t know how we’re going to get them in here though that’s going to be tricky yeah that’s sort of the question of the

Century you need a watermelon a watermelon sorry all right maybe curtis eat now alright oh no not you oh you’re sort of making a tunnel yeah i was gonna see if i could just get the cows to go through first hold on i’ll see if i got okay i got

Wheat i can try to help okay yeah yeah yeah yeah hello no cow cow yeah yeah yeah just bring in the cows i’ll hit the sheep so he doesn’t want to go in there oh i got only the sheep okay i’ll try to block the sheet no okay

This sheep is sort of killing the vibe back up yeah should we just kill this [ __ ] yeah he deserved it all right okay cow yeah now you know what’s up sheep bring get the cow people are saying it needs to be two two blocks

Oh it doesn’t need to be bigger oh oh no okay right okay oh sorry you got my way you got in the way of my chevy oh you hoodwinked me uh okay i got weed no okay we got one cow okay um i wonder if we

Bring them all in here and then i hit all of them except the cows then okay so okay i’ll get the other cara then they’ll run away oh my god get the [ __ ] out of these sheep are ruining everything uh you know we got a adult cow and a baby cow in here

The baby cow will grow up and then it’ll be fine so put away the wheat now okay wheat’s gone and now i’m gonna hit this sheep and okay you killed him but that’s okay i oh did we do it oh yes dude there we go that’s a cow hole all right now

I’m gonna feed some wheat to this baby cow to make him grow big and strong and then do you have ladder so we can get out of this hell hole um i got a torch oh i have three ladders you’re right i was straight up lying to you just now um

How about we put it she beat grass sheepy ass no i eat ass um how do i make the dirt into sheep i mean into grass how do i turn the dirt into sheep it’s a circle of life man wait you need a grass block use your silk touch

They want me to use my silk touch i don’t think i have silk touch guys do i dude that cow just went up the ladder get back in there what i do oh you gotta delete the bottom ladder i think you only need two okay don’t worry i

I knocked them back in there yeah okay that’ll teach him stay in here i know your place kyle i thought that was like a glitch how the [ __ ] does a cow use a ladder going straight up guys don’t you think the grass will just form there naturally because doesn’t that happen with dirt

I’m gonna kill this guy he’s in like he’s in the wrong hole all right now we got a cow hole how could people say this house is uggo this is i wish this was my real life house this is so nice yeah i think i might actually sell my house and

Then hire a contractor to make me one that looks just like this a one-to-one replica with a cow hole and a sheep hole with the like random law like really tall log on top and also really tall like cobblestone pillar and a corner with uh some string just sort of laid out nice

Telling me oh if i put down some bone meal that’ll make grass all right all right to show the front of your house i’m gonna get mine we’re gonna get doxxed on minecraft guys i’ve made bone meal and i’m trying to put it here it’s not working explain that

Fix the roof what’s wrong with the roof it’s a lie you guys lied to me i’m getting hazed oh man i’m sorry oh [ __ ] all right dude this is going to be now that we’ve got this cowhole and the sheephole we’re going to be miles ahead of the competition

We’re going to have unlimited beef unlimited mutton unlimited wool and unlimited leather yum so we just got to make sure those cows stay you know freaky oh i’m going to sleep don’t worry about that i got a hood winked my childhood winked me you guys should make the island bigger

You know what that’s not a bad idea yeah if we make the island bigger then we can have an even bigger uggo house all right let’s expand uh are you using like dirt or like sand or what yeah i’ll just use dirt well actually maybe well dirt’s probably fine for now i was

Gonna say we should probably make it out of whatever we want the house’s floor to be made out of that way yeah i do have a i do have a bunch of cobblestone so yeah let’s do cobblestone that could be kind of hard like you know castle vibes yeah yes uh yes

Uh yeah let’s do yeah let’s do yep sorry what’s going on over there kurt i you’re building up huh i saw you building up that was sort of a hood wink if you will you had winked me yeah i don’t know if i really felt hoodwinked

Hey this is what i need i need that’s the sort of positivity i need in the chat it’s it’s sort of blind admiration and and love for whatever we do in this game even though even even if it is wrong what are they saying someone said they’re gonna well one of

My my uh my mods said that they’re gonna ban everyone who hates the house oh yeah you put like an auto ban on anyone who says echo house damn so harsh oh wait is my stream lagging refresh it refresh it and doji cat are coming out with a new song

And do the peep yo get doula peep on that get wendy williams on that okay it’s good now the leg is gone see you just gotta be you just gotta wait whoa this is all right i don’t say i don’t really say this a lot but this looks pretty good

You do say that a lot don’t lie about that you always say this is pretty good yeah every time we do something together you’re like this is pretty good this is pretty good all right should we sort of uh break this wall down and sort of expand

Yeah so do you have let’s see how much let’s see how many wood planks we have i got 60 on the go okay yeah i’ve got like a hundred so we can probably do some serious wall building here yeah i’m just gonna yeah i’m just gonna

Start like here and we can just kind of go around like this cancel danny just said build the wall build a wall oh no we’re gonna keep these we’re gonna keep these skeletons out are here they’re ruining our our oh you’re going right to the edge okay

Yeah we don’t need no edge you’re sort of uh oh wait i need an axe we are edging our house oh someone said hot torque house mode that’s a lot bigger better than ugg house mode yeah yeah i’m whoa i built the whole thing hey maybe in this little corner we could

Put uh like crafting stuff like just a spot to like oh yeah crap it’s like a craft like a crafting zone if you will yeah is there crafting stuff in this game i mean we’ve got string already in one spot that’s kind of crafting material yeah

Oh do you mean like like a crafting table uh for some reason when you said crafting like my mind immediately went to like arts and crafts like we could put like glue and construction paper in here yeah we could have little zig zaggy scissors in the corner

Uh no that’s not what i meant i meant like you know crafting how there’s yeah how the game is called minecraft because you cracked in this game you literally just said is there crafting stuff in this game yes [Laughter] uh oh dumbo mode um okay yeah how about we light this sucker up

Okay you know what you know what we could we could make the whole roof glass yeah right dude have i told you how to make glass in this game no all you have to do is put sand in the furnace and that’s how you make glass that’s how

You make glass in this game all you gotta do is put sand in the front i’m fixing it there is dirt [Laughter] oh this house is so dirty okay well i guess we can tear down this wall now yeah rip it’s been a good run wall

But you didn’t quite live up to our expectations you weren’t quite up to snuff axe oh [ __ ] i had to get rid of one of our string things because i was getting i’ll i’ll put it back in in a cat’s minute in a jiff in just a cats minute whoa this is floating

That’s kind of cool what’s floating this is one block yeah oh yeah that goes kind of hard should we just have those all over our house for floating blocks of wood i made another one oh [ __ ] yeah that’s hard yeah put a torch it’s kind of like an art piece

It’s like it kind of makes a statement yeah it’s i like it a lot he gets yeah let’s slap a torch on there that looks awesome let’s go ahead and slap six torches on here can you do one on the bottom and the top uh

I guess you can’t do it on the bottom oh yo this is sick yo fire cube it’s like we’re summoning satan yes yeah call me when you want call me when you need it Yo this is awesome glass floors yo that’d be fire with the water underneath sheesh oh whoa we should have done that stupid cobblestone get it out of here damn it well we need we’re going to need a lot of sand if we want that i don’t know how much

We’re going to have i don’t know who said that in the chat but that was epic that was an epic suggestion yeah it’s kind of a fire idea um you know i can start on it i’ve got i just got some glass out of the furnace

Okay i don’t have that much sand so oh well there’s apparently a bunch under this cobblestone so you can come get some if you’ve got a shovel i would advise using it on the i got a chevy hey there’s not even water under this cobblestone oh it won’t even look cool

Oh there is now okay well just make that happen under all of it what if i okay we got what if we had like a oh wait the water will keep flowing in here now we got ooh now we got a little river oh river mode river check got rippers cuomo in here

Yeah dude weezer’s in our house weezer i i hardly know her where is the water that wasn’t funny here we go that actually wasn’t funny yeah you tell that to the did you tell to my chat who’s absolutely keeling over right now they’re busting a gut over this yeah they’re losing their mind

Over it oh they’re all saying unfortunately has lost their mind it’s like they got two items in their hands or something dude don’t even say that that’s too funny you’re gonna make me lose my marbles and i can’t make me lose my bottles okay i’m sort of

I don’t know what i’m doing what are you popping off i wouldn’t say that i want to have this little river i mean i think it’s kind of just water now yeah i know it’s a red it’s kind of a river of some parts yeah i think we need another i mean if

I feel like if you open the whole thing up it won’t really be a river anymore it’ll kind of just be water style but i don’t know how you feel about that i was thinking oh [ __ ] i don’t know well how are we gonna okay so we’re just gonna get rid of all

The stuff so we can put glass floors over it yeah i’m gonna make i’m gonna make at least this whole new room all glass floors okay all glass floors plus floor floating demon torch block is gonna make this house so sick oh dude it’s gonna be a vibe

For real dude i spent like most of easter explaining to my parents what like vibing meant most of easter yeah which is weird because i feel like easter is supposed to be about something else or something but yeah my parents just wanted to talk about what vibing means and why people say yeah

They just they sat you down and they’re like okay give it to me straight dude yeah what is like you always do what is a vibe actually just one vibe i i i was watching degrassi which is like an old it was like an old season from like 2010

And they were they were saying vibing no way yeah they were like i don’t think you guys are really vibing which was crazy well i guess i mean like that was kind of like a hippie thing to say in like the 70s wasn’t it like your vibes

Yeah i guess so i guess so which is all the more weird why my parents like didn’t know what it mean right yeah they wouldn’t it’s like weren’t you alive in the 70s must be a toronto thing oh maybe no it can’t be i don’t think vibing is yeah i think

People usually only vibe in toronto i’ve only ever seen anyone vibe in toronto yeah we went there on tour that’s the only time i’ve been there but people were vibing yeah true it was you guys were acting completely normal beforehand and as soon as we got there you guys are all

It was vibes i mean yeah that’s when we started vibing i think fish floor fish floor yeah yeah do you think fishy um chet will fishies just swim in here willy-nilly fishy-wishy really nearly style make an aquarium yo are they gonna come in here willy-nilly style or willy-nilly that’s my favorite [Laughter] position

Yo we’re getting [ __ ] freaky tonight we’re going really nearly we’re killing willie and nilly style willie nelson style oh [ __ ] yo this is looking awesome yeah this is actually sick i’m gonna break down like all the side walls that way water really flows in someone said make uh

Sorry let me find it someone said make a hole in the middle so we could like fish in it oh it’ll be like ice fishing yeah but in our house but in glass you like glass fishing it’ll be just like glass fishing epic idea chad you guys are crushing it

Yeah chad comes up with some epic ideas sometimes don’t they okay i have a i have 64 sand so i feel like i could go we got 35 glass yeah i’ve got 28 in my pocket dude let’s start i’ve got 28 glass in my pocket you got glass in here in

It i’ve got glass in my pocket dear eliza de eliza what’s saffron what’s that is that a real thing it’s uh there’s a there’s like a hole in my bucket dear eliza it’s about liza koshy she has an old nursery rhyming better yeah [ __ ] from the 1700s

We made a little nursery rhyme about liza because dear liza koshy back in the day they predicted there would be a liza koshy of sorts and they just made a song like about like telling her there was a hole in their bucket yeah and as soon as she

Started making youtube videos they were like the prophecy is correct the prophecy ah friggin penis how do i break uh glasses wicked penis man the it turns out uh glass is sort of wicked easy to break yeah it is that’s uh that might set us up for failure a little bit with this

Glass floor but hopefully not yeah yeah right make it color glass that’s i think that’s a little bit much i mean that sounds like cool in theory but i think i think this will be nice and uh understated you know this will be sleek this will be sleek yeah frictionless even yeah

Is that your putting down glass sound yeah uh yeah uh let me just do a quick uh yeah yeah oh dude there’s like a whirlpool in here do you see these items floating around in the middle whoa what is going on the world building it’s just kind of sick yeah it’s like

It’s like it’s like cockfighting but with uh raw materials this is like [ __ ] fighting you know i can’t say i’ve ever seen a [ __ ] fight like enough to know what you not like penis like chicken yeah i know i just still don’t i can’t really even picture a cockpit i thought that’s what

You’re confused about you know how you stand in a circle and you watch the chickens fight that’s kind of what we’re doing but it was like with little blocks you know what man yeah what man shut the [ __ ] up all right no more talking for the rest of stream

All right i shut up dude i left i love the game are you killing yourself wait am i still there yeah you just died and lost all your stuff wait what dude did it say that i logged out oh now all my stuff’s swirling around like a [ __ ] fight

Wait dude why did he kill me i straight like i when you said to shut up as a joke i logged out of the game it just but it was i guess it was while it was on water and it was like it was like actually how about you’re still in the

Game how about you and you’re dying that was bogus yeah i heard you getting hurt and i was like i wonder if he’s aware of what’s happening right now but i guess not i wasn’t i was straight up gone dude this looks [ __ ] sick yeah i think this is really gonna be

Epic and i really have to i gotta say that i don’t say that a lot so you have to believe me when i say it yeah well i mean i’ve heard you say it probably a thousand times but yeah maybe in your mind’s eye maybe in your wettest dreams disgusting

Yeah i’m coming my bed just thinking of you saying epic i know okay you don’t have to keep reminding me at the mere thought of someone saying that word because i’m just a gamer like that what i’m making i’m i’m just a big gamer like that yeah

Gamers love that word so much dude there’s only two things that’ll get me off someone’s saying epic and someone doing willy-nilly style oh willy nilly style oh [ __ ] this looks good you know she’s a baddie if she go if she does it in willy nelly style she belongs to the streets [Laughter]

I mean you can’t make a wife out of a willy-nilly styler and that’s just that old proverb and that’s on sheesh it’s looking pretty cool accidentally placed a piece of glass where i didn’t want to place one i gotta go fix it sand in the furnace check

Even out the water people are saying what do you mean yeah i don’t really know how to do that i’ve been trying to just go around the edge and like make sure it’s all clear like everything is cleared out of the way of the edge because i think that is

What is making the water like come in at weird angles and stuff i don’t really know bucket water bucket bestie i’m a water bottle oh yeah get a bucket and even it like just take some out wait what if i did the guys can i do the kelp

Life hack to make them all source blocks guys let me know if i can do the kelp life hack um that we learned about in my solo stream english please so basically i’m gonna like be performing what most people would say is sort of like a

Kelp life hack of sorts no i heard that it’s it’s just like you’re not okay yeah yeah i mean i i heard you but you’re just not you’re just not explaining it you know what kelp is right sometimes i make chips out of it and stuff kind of yes

And i know what a life hack is but i’m still not still not gonna understand if you sort of just say kelp life hack and don’t expand how about instead of expanding on it i just show you okay okay whoa he’s helping life hacking over there

No i’m not doing it yet whoa he’s not doing it yet how did he do that holy [ __ ] he’s he’s not doing it yet he’s not even doing it so good okay Oh it’s already evening it all out this is happening there’s a fish in the floor no people are people are just saying that she people are just goofing around being absolute goofballs oh guys shut the hell up shut down you know that vine that was like a teacher or something and she’s like

Shut the hell up oh yeah shut up i think about that a lot she was really she seemed really strung out she seemed just about on the edge of her on the on the edge of her rope is that the saying i don’t know okay i don’t know and i don’t care

It’s like someone’s making this really like nice confession on the text-to-speech thing i can’t concentrate on both things that’s what i’m saying shut down what’s that mine want to talk about mines what’s divine what’s divine leos have got me through a really rough pet literally let’s vibe tell me the vine

Say it to me i know it but i want you to say it i want you to recite it back to me perfectly all right guys i don’t know if i can get under the glass enough to do it make it deeper everyone’s saying make it deeper

Yeah i think we i mean we might have to make it deeper in order to get fish in order to lure the fishes in here because they might not like how uh shallow it is oh we got a leg check in the chat we’re lagging this is really becoming kind of a

Project yeah well this is that’s you know that’s remodeling every home every home needs that yeah i mean you think it’s gonna be a weekend project it turns into months and that’s just how it goes glass floor is finished let’s get some pop let’s get some let’s get some uh

[ __ ] let’s get some interior design in the chat let’s get some uh phantom menace uh jubilee music in here you know the one i’m talking about you know the song from the end of phantom menace it goes you know what i’m talking about yeah so it goes

Yeah let’s get some of that in the chat guys guys let’s get every star wars song at the same time in the chat all right i’m making it deeper thanks ah you need help i’m my own man so i’ll never admit if i need help too bad i’m helping no i tricked you

Oh people actually are uh put in the phantom menace song in the chat that’s that’s great thank you guys how’d they do they’re just saying that music to my ears if you don’t know the song i’m talking about you gotta look it up i’ve actually

Used it in my videos before so it might sound familiar is it not but it is the most triumphant sound song of all time do you not get copyright strike for that um ever since youtube changed to be like uh they changed it so that if you use less

Than five seconds of a song the person who claims it can’t they can they can claim it but they won’t be able to make money off the ads so they kind of have no incentive to so if you use like less than five seconds you’re usually good

Okay because in my new video i put um uh nicki minaj song and it wasn’t and i didn’t got copyright strike for it so i guess that that is why yeah i guess that’s kind of why that’s epic yo this looks sick yeah this actually does look sick um

We gotta i i’m gonna try to dig it out a little bit more i have a chevy all right i might uh i might go roof mode and sort of give us a roof yeah if you couldn’t tell by what that meant are you gonna do glass on the roof too

That’s i don’t have enough glass for that so i’m just gonna go uh uh let me see if i have any glass glass is that gonna be enough oh [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] oh i’m good did you almost die i almost died shut down

Shut down did you almost die shut the hell up and yes shut that up tell me the vine again tell me the vibe what fire is that what fine is that it’s like you can you can really only explain a vine by quoting it so after someone already quotes the vine

Saying what vine is that hurricane tortilla hurricane katrina more like hurricane tortilla wait what vine is that which one is that again well what is that okay hold on danny shut up i was not shut up for a second just for a second okay someone said we can we could we

Could get a fish in a bucket and then bring the fish to our uh to our house fish bucket and put them in there that’s kind of a good idea i yeah i was actually asking people last stream about like making an aquarium and people kept saying fish bucket but i

Didn’t really know what they meant so that that’s good expanding upon that facebook facebook facebook fish yeah they were just chanting it it was actually like really scary just outside your window at night chat what are the vibes what are the give me a vibe check here on this roof

What do you think should we do a different color for the ceiling go glass or go home [ __ ] what vine is that oh i’m getting bad vibes okay okay i just i just put a ton more sand in the furnace so i think we i think we

Might have enough glass for the glass ceiling yeah we’re making our own glass ceiling here have you seen that video what vine is that i don’t know how it goes it’s something about a glass ceiling and it’s like finally it can um it’s like the most suppressed group of all

Gamers have you seen that and the guy like feels through the building i feel like i have seen that but i oh i only vaguely remember it so i don’t know what it actually was i don’t know how it what vine was it shut the hell up oh yeah i’ve seen that

One i love that one erica roof oh yeah terra cotta is kind of cool sometimes but we would have to go out and find some have we found badlands in this server i don’t think we had no i think i would have remembered something like that something as cool as badlands yeah batty

Lands yeah that’s uh that’s kind of what that’s kind of what i like to call them daddylands daddylands my favorite theme park walt daddy land well dad’s new world oh three months thanks yo i gotta be honest i haven’t been paying attention to my cheers or donations at all the stream i

Know i always feel so bad i’m really sorry it’s hard to pay attention to kurt and those at the same time and kurt always needs my help and i’m always like he’s always asking me what vine things are so i can’t okay ease up on that

Ease up on me hey ease up on me oh old chap i’m only uh did you just break glass i heard like a glass breaking sound mazeltov oh it’s like a celebratory thing yeah congratulations thank you i’m celebrating my the glass i just broke mazel tov i’ll break another and to celebrate

And this goes on all night mazel tov mazel tov that makes that makes another puzzle mazel tov to me in fact in that mazel toppy in gus and eddie’s something i i couldn’t read that [ __ ] sorry i’m just trying to read it donation wait how do you read wait curtis can you

Tell can you let me in on a little streamer secret here yeah how do you read the donations do you just read them on your stream web screen like where they come up where everyone else can read them kinda yeah that’s that’s sort of what i do but

They’re so tiny on my screen sometimes they’re really hard to read unless i miss them then i’ll sort of like scroll through that little mini feed underneath what they’re in the minifeed yeah oh i didn’t know this let me see if i can locate it in the minifeed

Oh my god yeah you’ll find it i mean it usually gets a lot like pretty uh a lot of is like follows you gotta like filter it right okay everyone stop following me for a second i gotta go find this thing oh i hear a monster trying to get into our house

And gus and eddie subreddit i posted a photo of jakey’s dippleganger i assume you mean doppelganger i felt like you and curtis would like to see curtis can you go on gus and eddie’s subreddit real quick and check it out [ __ ] i’ll check it out after the stream hold

On because i am on their subreddit i just haven’t seen it yet we left our [ __ ] door open and a zombie was trying to get into our path no way uh actually let’s go to sleep right now okay we better get our butts to bed yeah or else we’re gonna get

Danny my parents are fighting oh [ __ ] You know what the only way to fix it is you got to start fighting with them too with them with your parents yeah yeah and i’m not talking like arguing i’m gonna square up yeah put your [ __ ] dukes up right now beating them up no don’t do that off the ropes suplex

Kill them oh my god you know what epic style should we get our own this is going to sound crazy so just bear with me okay should we get our own rooms in our house we could decorate our own little rooms however we want yeah and still have a common space where

We can congregate and we could plan for our next adventure and we can have a little crafting space with glue and glitter and construction paper to make crafts finally sorry wait what wait what vine was that i think i don’t think that was a vine i think that was just

You climaxing on stream yeah what that’s a vine though right me climaxing on screen which one i’m trying to think which one that is yeah i know it it’s on the tip of my tongue oh it’s on the tip of my tongue yeah that’s the best way to sort of cover

Your tracks if you accidentally sort of jizz your pants you go whoa what vine was that wait what vine was that i was quoting a vine oh my god you don’t get it you didn’t watch guys are all pervs dude you don’t get it uncultured you didn’t watch oh you oh i

Guess you didn’t watch vine you haven’t seen that vine where i cut my pants on accident it’s in all the compilations and the compilations how dare you compilations dude all the villagers are going to be so jealous of our pad i know when they look across the lake and see our

Freaking uh lake house ocean front glass floor mansion estate with a they’re gonna they’re gonna go we’re they’re gonna they’re gonna hear us talking about it and they’re gonna say shut the hell up it’s all the villagers on the shore screaming at us we can like faintly hear them from our

From our bedroom just shut up but you know how have you you know how villagers how they sound you know how villagers sound uh yeah that’s going to be in that voice [Laughter] shut up [Laughter] and we won’t oh is this weed all done by the way

Sorry this wheat is this all done if it’s brown then it’s ready to clown is it just yeah so yeah it’s pretty much all ready to go just make sure you replant uh the seeds once you harvest yo i just had three k subs thank you guys Oh my god let’s get it up to 3005 and then i’ll sing that childish bambino song that’s crazy yeah well i’m at 7 15. so good luck you talk to me when you get there buddy yo that’s actually pog thank you guys that’s epic i don’t say that a lot either

He’s right thank you guys oh my gosh everyone is being so supportive in the chat that’s and and uh what vine what vine is that when i where i hit the 3k subs i just can’t seem to put my he’s gonna put my thingy on it oh here we go nice

All right and uh when when you’re ready and you’ve got it all replanted uh make sure you uh go go over to the sheep and give some of them their uh horny goat weed or whatever in the cows they’re boner pills if you will so they can get schwifty

You watch rick and morty curtis uh nah kid i guess you’re stupid my parents will let me damn really yeah i i sort of uh every time i’m grounded yeah anytime i sort of turn it on i get a you know without fail within like a

Couple seconds i’ll get a call from my mom she’s pretty upset call from old mom oh from my mom saying are you watching are you watching you’re watching rick and morty again and i’ll lie and say no but she can see right through me she can see right through your window

Into your tv she says i see you you’re lying to me uh curtis can we get a fit check i maybe when i’m done this stream i’ll show you guys the fit but i’m very busy i do uh i do a fit check every stream as a matter of fact

Do you do a fit check is that a thing that other streamers do yeah i’ve been getting people do be people do be asking for fit checks at the beginning yeah and are you wearing like the same pants every time because i only own like four pairs of pants yeah i’m

Always whenever i’m streaming i always end up wearing like my my pair of jeans i always wear and then i’ll be like i’m wearing a shirt and uh my jeans and those jeans again those little jeans my tiny tiny jeans my blessed tiny widow jeans sacred jeans sisterhood of the curtis’s jeans

All right who wants their [ __ ] weed or they’re [ __ ] weak oh dude nice oh yeah hey yo cow’s [ __ ] on my stream check yo cow’s [ __ ] on the stream check um cow’s [ __ ] on stream that sounds like you’re about to go off on a bait yeah oh are we almost to

3005. i might really have to sing this childish bambino smash hit 3005. i’ve been to the year 3 300 and i’m childish gambino yeah that’s my favorite jazz brother song and that’s my favorite jonas brothers lyric i’m chad’s gambino yeah and childish gambino’s my favorite jonas brother too

Alexis thank you for the subscription and they said operation get get curtis more subs than danny alexa thank you for the for being amazon jeff bezos thank you thank you for the prize okay let’s go jeff bezos thank you for the thank you for inventing the the website

I just why is there a dip over here i’m trying to fix this i don’t know why there’s a dip over here water wise that looks so funny what me in the dip yeah you’re just sort of swimming underneath our house it’s not that funny it’s hilarious actually you look so stupid

Easy go easy on my fragile soul look up we hit 3005 all right all right all right all right i’ll sing it okay no matter what you say what you do when i’m alone i’d rather be with you [ __ ] say the whole lyric other guy i’ll be right by your side

Till 2005. hold up oh oh hold on i gotta rehoe this area and then oh you hit those he hit those notes though hold up no matter what you say what you do what vine is that shut the hell up all right that was a twerk moment thank you guys

I need curtis are you twerking oh yeah check me out oh wait hold on i can’t see oh no i can’t see uh all right i can see you now yo when i’m alone i’d rather be with you it’s so funny this is so funny me like oscillating around you and you twerking

2005 hold up hold up hold up all right that was awesome yeah i popped off for sure the best day of my life i’m laggy you’re leggy turn off sticky keys never in my life will i turn off sticky keys hey um how’s jenna’s plants going speaking of

Leggy because plants get leggy sometimes when you grow them inside what do you mean lagging well it’s kind of like an industry term for like when like don’t hate me while you’re explaining something gardeners talk about it don’t hit me while you’re trying to explain listen here buster all right hey easy easy

That was so condescending of you today i feel so backhanded right now it’s just a thing that guards that immediately um it means to like if they’re not getting enough enough light which sometimes they don’t when they’re inside if they’re next to a window they will like grow kind of long and

Thin because they’re like trying to grow up to search for light so instead of like getting strong and thick like a nice thick stalk like a nice thick stalk basically jesus uh they’ll uh they’ll just grow upwards back up okay i get it now you’re making me really nervous before

You sort of sort of creeping towards me was i yeah as you were explaining you’re slowly like slowly making your way towards me and i and i didn’t like it i didn’t hardly notice you didn’t hardly notice i didn’t hardly even notice you didn’t think you’re crouched i can’t see you

I know enough absolutely enough i’m not even swinging at you i just saw you do that what are you doing hey put the glass back messy boy put the glass back messy boy i need more glass i was hoping i’d hit the block you were standing on they need

To sort of fall through oh that would be epic but oh nothing’s fine something happened but it’s fine now it’s not as bad as i once thought every little thing is gonna be all right i didn’t just ruin our mind shaft it’s gonna be just fine

You ruined our mind shaft i didn’t just ruin our mind chef sounds like he did oh excuse me use a bucket to fill the dip chat coming in with the pog move except oh we do have iron right yes we do we’ve got 41 indies of this stuff let me make a plank

Um what vine is that burp from let’s fill the dip i need glass have you seen that vine the one that’s like move that hat move that bus and the bus moves and the house is on fire i think so yeah that’s it well there’s

Like a cube of no water do you see that where there’s like a block of no water under under there hold on don’t move don’t a drowner guy can i breathe can i breathe under there maybe not back get back away from our pad is he in our house

No he’s sort of he’s sort of like yo let me in my boy’s in there and i’m like i’ll protect you curtis oh my i had him but thank you you needed my help yeah you’re right i don’t know what i would have done you’d be dead if it weren’t for me admit

It ever i watched one i was watching this speed uh the speed run of minecraft sounds really fun and yeah that’s that’s the whole story um all right i’m sort of stuck underwater uh okay here we go um and he did like this weird thing he like put a door

Underwater or some [ __ ] and he was just able to like just be underwater oh yeah yeah wait oh he was just able to be underwater like he was like yeah he was like in the water but it wasn’t like affecting him it was like an air bubble there’s of of sorts

Sort of stuck uh yeah i totally believe you i’ll send you the goddamn video so you’ll be eating your words you will oh people want us to change the dirt on the bottom to sand but that that’s gonna take so long i’m not gonna do that right now all the dirt on the

Bottom like underneath yeah as if we haven’t like toiled enough on this sick ass glass floor for them okay people are saying this door thing works so yeah i’m gonna [ __ ] try it i’ve been toiling i’ve been toiling on a It’s toilet beyonce song toiling in love i’m a little toy toilet in love oh where is he i gotta see this okay ow okay hold on let’s give this another another it might not be the best idea to do this at night but i’ll i’m willing to take a look

Oh it works get in whoa it’s like an air bubby so what i was saying about the leggy plants [Laughter] yeah that’s actually sick so you can just go underwater and be underwater as long as you have a door with you yeah dang it’s kind of like what saved

What’s her face in the titanic oh exactly she went all the way to the bottom of the ocean and opened the door and just waited for the authorities to arrive damn bestie put a sea pickle on the floor they give off light when under water

How am i supposed to find a sea pickle i don’t even know what that is i feel as though i’m i feel like i must be getting hazed right now there’s no such thing as a seat pickle in this game i’m gonna go to bed real quick i can’t see any pickles

Dude that’s actually kind of hilarious say that again what vine is that that’s uh i can’t even i can’t even see a pickle dude do you mind if i use that in my stand up actually yes that’s my closer or when i start touring again so i’ve been

I’ve been working on that for months and uh one last thing before i go folks uh i don’t even i actually don’t even see a pickle yeah there’s no uh there’s a nose you’ve been great guys you’ve been great i can’t see a pickle goodbye i still can’t see one you’ve been great

I can’t see you can’t see a damn thing you can’t see it didn’t pick on this [ __ ] peter see it um okay well i feel like this room is pretty much good do we want to a mine or b make our own rooms um how about i’m okay i’m gonna

I’m gonna ask my chat and see what they want and then you ask your child and see what they want and it has to be unanimous every single person has to say the exact same thing okay guys should we go mine for more stuff or sh nothing the string

No no no no the string is fine let me put it back i like just gotta wait i think you might have actually picked it up uh okay uh actually mods can we get a is there can you guys make a um poll didn’t you guys do that before is there any way

The mods could make a poll all right and call it rooms verse mines oh i got a poll going what do mine for stuff or build your own rooms okay here we go guys the poll is in the chat cast your votes cast your stones cast your spells what have you oh shoot

Okay yeah we gotta pull over here as well what if mine is like a hundred percent one and yours is 100 the other okay what what is yours right now mine’s at about 70 30 in favor of rooms mine is pretty much the same okay wait mine is the same not like mine

Oh i i’m so sorry for the good fusion um no no i didn’t do that i’m go oh no you said mine and you sent me into the mine it’s that easy mine says everyone’s saying build your own rooms all right all right all right room time

The bars okay because i’m gonna i don’t wanna i’m not gonna um do this if it’s not gonna be funny yeah i think it’s gonna be funny okay oh wait are you building an extension onto this and that’s going to be your room i’m going to make my own room i’m going

To yeah i’m going to make my own room oh i thought our rooms are going to be part of this or is this sort of the inner congregation area [ __ ] you mean yeah [Laughter] okay yeah i’m gonna no this is this is gonna be that like the congregating area kind of like the

Like this the plaza if you will or something i don’t know like yeah okay we’ll have our own little rooms off to the side and no peeking okay i gotta go get more wood though actually yeah me too i haven’t been wearing my you mad or not my armor this whole time

Living room that’s the word i was looking for what do i say yeah the plaza yeah that makes no sense why would i say why would i call it a plaza that one time we we uh we went to your house and uh when we were visiting chicago you’re

Like and this is the plaza yeah and we were we kind of just it was in all fairness it was a room made out of a cocky planks uh with a glass floor and ceiling with an ocean underneath that’s true so i it makes sense why you said at least

That was consistent yeah this music is kind of pog oh you got the music turned on still i got the minecraft music going what if minecraft music like the music in the game was just minecraft parody songs like that one what did we watch deuce world

I still see your armor in my room those diamonds oh diamonds in my room i still see your diamonds in my room yeah that was that was like hard top tier pog all right i gotta go [ __ ] get some more wood from these trees i’m gonna go look and see if i can’t

Locate a badlands okay chat we’re going logging we’re going to get some [ __ ] wood wait that’s it yeah we have we’ve like not really explored too much which is kind of interesting no this is sort of this was a it’s like an interior design stream

Do we have a do you know if we have any saddles uh i have no idea i don’t even know you can have those yeah you can sometimes you can get them like when we when and um uh when we found that like sand temple and we went in there

Sometimes in like treasures stuff like that you can get a saddle and then you can put it on a horse and ride it and it’s really fast cool go to the nether dude i’m not gonna go to the nether right now are you crazy i am ill prepared for that oh

Just take a peek in this cave real quick though see if this oop i gotta plug my [ __ ] in hold on you have to plug your [ __ ] in brb i just took a [ __ ] and i gotta plug an extension cord into it you can’t even hear me that was an

Awesome joke and you can’t even hear me the damn fool can’t even hear me and i just made the probably the sickest joke of all time yeah i’m thinking maybe i could if i could find badlands i would like terra cotta in my room otherwise i don’t

Really know what to make it out of gold blocks i don’t know would that be kind of hard or not or iron gnaw fixed it fixed fixed it oh you uh you you uh you found an extension cord uh to plug your poop into i’m sorry you’ve

You found uh you got a little plug and you plugged your poopy into the wall yes i plugged my poop into the wall and now my poop is charging because he said you said i’ve got to go charge my [ __ ] in you did yes yes i did what vine is that

That’s the poop it’s the poop vine oh the vine that just goes poop poop and yeah it’s a piece of poop uh in an outlet it says poop uh i got pokemon that can only say its own name poop i’m loki uh really far away from home right now

Call me spider-man because i’m far from home okay uh you’re you’re spider-man because i’m far from home is that where you wanted yeah now say it like like kind of like moan it You you have to know i would never do that come on man just just moan homie style smelt clay and make terracotta do i even have clay where do you get clay american idol yeah yeah that was a clay aching jacket get that that that clay will be damaged because it’ll

Be hurt you know because he didn’t win no because it’ll be aching oh okay that’s that makes sense as well i guess both that’s funny if i was invisible you remember that song no yeah yeah it was like his one song that he came out after that came out after american idol and

The lyrics are if i were invisible then i would just watch you in your room what i’m not really i’m not yeah be serious you could look it up after it’s really funny for that then that’s great just watch you in your room yeah it’s pretty

Savage um it’s night time do you want to go to sleep in a second yeah i’m very far from home i’m home okay i just i just by happenstance stumbled across a village so i’m gonna go in there and poke around and go to sleep in one of their beds okay oh

I guess i’m sleeping alone chat dude and you’ll never guess what i just found what the daddy lands hmm the badlands what are those i still you didn’t really explain what those are i found them what hey uh i it’s it’s like a it’s like a biome have i explained like how there’s

Different i mean you’ve probably seen there’s like different biomes in minecraft there’s like desert areas and oh yeah ocean areas and tree areas like different types of forests and stuff there’s the badlands are like uh i’m in bed by the way okay you are too yeah me too uh

The badlands are like sort of like uh if you could picture like the western u.s you know kind of like um utah how there’s like those big oh yeah yeah yeah formations and stuff yeah yeah yeah it looks kind of like that and you can get terracotta

From it which is like just like a nice looking smooth stone type material that is good for uh making house okay making house look nice that sounds pretty swag yeah something like that so basically i’m just getting kind of swaggy here all right well i’m i’m making the floor to my

Room oh yeah grand canyon vibes that’s that’s a good way to describe it guys i stumbled up across the grand canyon except it’s the badlands so it’s actually the bad canyon oh yeah that is a halsey album there’s a canyon no just this is the bad canyon no it’s just

I think badlands is a halsey album oh jesus room jesus room check what’d you do i i’ve it i inadvertently sort of crafted a cross okay guys the chords of the badlands just so everyone knows our negative 960 negative 460. negative 960 negative 460 and we’re all gonna remember that

Just in case we have to come back yeah i want to go there that sounds fun i mean you can come if you want and mine some of this terracotta for your room but you know it kind of was my idea so you got to give me credit if you make your

Own room out of it okay uh no that was my idea yeah if you’re gonna keep talking like that then absolutely i won’t and i will not be going there okay you don’t have to give me credit i was just joking yeah i would i would never do such a thing

I was kidding and he’s [ __ ] kidding you weren’t keating i was keen yes stop placing blocks is there naturally occurring black terra cotta or is this just this like dark brown stuff what is this what color is this i needed one more i think the black would look really cool

I could go for kind of like an emo room vibe yeah this is brown i missed it guys i was quoting jake and amir when i was saying i was keane someone said in my chat set i think danny’s lost it uncultured king’s making his room so big for what

Yeah for all the freaking swag i got wait there’s pickles in the village is that real no that’s the craziest thing i ever heard oh yeah chalk that down mark that down as the officially the craziest thing i’ve ever heard out there you say something so what is

Is this pickles that’s just water where’s the pickles where’s the pickles man i’m gonna make my room out of tnt is this the pickles are you the pickles guys where’s the pickles um guys what should i make what should i make my room out people now people are just

Saying there might be pickles in the village okay is there pickles in the village or not pickles into pots pickles in the village It’s the pickles no this that looks like melon seed what can i make in the houses oh wait i thought okay hold on let me let me see let me see this pickles that’s cactus is this pickle i gotta drop some stuff that’s cactus guys these are not pickles these are cactuses

Yo i got so much [ __ ] [ __ ] in my inventory man is this pickles is this pickles curtis you have pickles no i don’t see pickles i don’t have pickles you’re lying i’ve got sea pickles i found them they were in little pots where do you see the pickles everyone’s saying everyone’s saying i

Have pickles but i absolutely don’t have pickles not my fault guys you guys pulling a [ __ ] fast one on me that’s a cactus you freaking goofballs good good yeah if you guys [ __ ] if you guys can get away where’d he go you guys think of pickle as a

Is a cactus good good good luck that’s gonna hurt your mouth it’s gonna hurt you um i’m gonna hurt your mouth probably might have a snitch situation on my hands some polish oh okay we’re just gonna pretend like that whale legs my room is bigger than the entire house

No that’s a cap for real that’s a cap cap alert what’d they say they’re saying my room’s bigger than the whole house and that’s just that’s just absurd that is uh i don’t know how to [ __ ] you hold hold How do you make concrete no that’s not pickles what you know how do you make concrete oh you need like gravel and something i forget what else can you do you have the recipe in your crafting table if you go to crafting table and click on the little book and you search concrete

Uh huh how do you search there’s like a lot of search i’m a [ __ ] dumbass i’m a [ __ ] clown little me reference for you I gotta might as well just plug my own video just a little me reference have you have you seen that did you seen that vine yeah the well i mean you have you see the vine of your youtube video yeah yeah i must have missed that one

Saw the youtube video i think i missed the vine though yeah i posted a vine shortly after posting the youtube video just for for the ogs you know yeah for the old grandmas for the odd guy yeah the odd guy here and there okay green dye how do you make dye

Uh with flowers usually this is all just a freaking mess probably you want to go find flowers all right i’m gonna go find flowers i suggest you you do that because i can’t find [ __ ] oh yeah good call chat good call good call good call good call

Oh there was green dye in one of the chests over here jesus christ of course um but there’s only one like i uh you’re probably gonna need a lot right are you gonna make your whole room out of green concrete yeah okay i’m just spitballing ideas

You do do you have a little uh green room it’ll be nice i think you’ll really like that oh i’ve got a i got a package What am i doing here cactus and smelt what is oh i could put cactus in there you can smelt a cactus yeah i smelled it whoever smelled it dealt it what does it make when you smell the cactus i’ll tell you dan okay does it make a sea pickle

Oh holy [ __ ] yeah i guess so oh people put oh okay yeah everyone in my chat was saying cactus makes green dye i made one green dye and how much do you need say that’s not important to you i think probably one green dye is good for like eight

Uh green concretes if i had to guess because i think you put like this stuff all around the green dye and then okay i think it’s probably i think it probably makes eight yeah okay thank you mitchy boom and make it boom metro boomin want some more i need chest chest oh no

What happened i have too much stuff i got too much junk too much junk okay how do i make how do i make gravel how do i do that uh i think you kind of just have to find gravel there might be some there might be a

Bunch in our chest i don’t really know but uh you kind of just find it while digging around underground unless anybody knows of a different way to make gravel i thought you just have to find it so let me know if you know of a different way to make gravel

All right i’m stacking all my [ __ ] no guys i have not told curtis about newspaper we’re not talking about it near water okay people saying it’s okay so you okay fine gravel in water okay and also how do you make a cactus farm you probably just plant them and plop a man

I need to find more cactus i do are you near home right now i am at home yeah you want to go sleep sleep yeah i could [ __ ] with that because your boy’s out in the wild and i don’t want to get i want to go to

Sleep asleep don’t want to find a creep creep fine someone said it’s getting dark bestie thank you bestie uh i go to bed see if i’ve missed any like where to shift click i keep forgetting about shift click sorry i’m just a [ __ ] doofus i guess thank you mad smart for the donation

Thank you ali for the donation sorry my stupid brain almost read ali o l i as oil i have gravel okay becker you’re home there’s an enderman enderman we need his pearls to beat the game how do i um you said i needed sand gravel and die okay

Do i not have sand sand gravel and the end oh i don’t have my dye uh oh you want me to eat fine i’ll leave your shoulders a little frustrated this is interesting we’re seeing another side of him it’s just frustrating because i get so close to making

Something and the game’s like ah you need one more thing uh hey does anyone in chat know what my core what home coordinates are here for this world or maybe curtis can tell him hey curtis um what’d you say sorry i was celebrating my epic pod oh did you get green concrete

I got green concrete powder hey way to go do you do you know what what are your coordinates right now how do i do that again press f3 um and where is it the xyz thing yeah uh negative 130.411 um and then negative two one five point four one four okay cool

Thank you i’ll put it in water no put the powder in water to make it solid pirate batty’s house whoa nightbot has a command and it calls it it calls our house the pirate baddie house that’s that’s tick tock creator house the pirate baddie house so if i just put

This powder in the water water it’ll turn to this thing i need or are you trying are you guys trying to [ __ ] prank me it’ll be like that raccoon situation what are they trying to get you to do put this concrete powder in the water so it solidifies and turns into a concrete

Thing i don’t know if that’s true bestie is it it’s how it’s i mean i’ve never made concrete before honestly i tru i actually have no idea and then do i sort of just mine this do i do i hit it with my picky oh people are saying it works in my chat

So is that did i do it green concrete check oh my god he’s done it the madman’s actually done it okay guys now i need to find a a a whole lot of ink sacks guys we did it so we need to find some squeeze maybe i need to look in um

All right i got eight ocean concretes so how many blocks do you want hey i’m i’m passing by a lot of cactuses do you want me to get some for you that i’d really appreciate that all right okay chat maybe my room is a little big oh god i’ll give you that

Sort of getting greedy with my square footage is it is it too big or too small in your room too big it can never be too big dude well i’m just thinking about how long it would take to get all the concrete that i need for it

Oh you know then it can in that case it can’t be too it can be too big you know yeah green floor no not enough yet hog but fix the water please we’ve tried and hey if i get this [ __ ] thing one more time i’m gonna lose my mind

Okay do it i’ve lost me mine you’re gonna make me lose my marble um okay whoa whoa whoa whoa what’s happening to me right now oh [ __ ] dude there was a zombie on fire attacking me that’s awesome yo thank you hannah for the donation danny and curtis my mans i am hannah

My best friend gianna or gianna gianna is obsessed with y’all can you say hello to her it’s j a i j i a n a g gianna or gianna hello gianna am i supposed to say it too is that what they said yeah they wanted you to say

Oh hello hey gianna thank you and thank you glizzy mcguire lizzie mcguire thank you that’s a great name they said have some lemon chill lacroix bestie actually i’ve got i’ve just got a regular old lemon today sometimes you got to have a regular lemon to make you appreciate the limoncello you know

What’s the difference um lemon cello has like kind of like a vanilla e flavor in it also oh it’s kind of like lemon with the but it tastes like sweeter than normal lemon even though it’s not really sweet because it doesn’t have any sugar okay

I believe you all right guys where am i going to get these ink sacks go lizzy [Laughter] all right guys where can i find ink sex glizzy guys i we already went to that temple wow some of you guys are fake fans telling me to go in that temple

We did that in the very first stream we went in the sand temple already shut the hell up shut the hell up we did that guys look at all this lava this magma magma okay well where do i find this is really what i’m asking i guess

Maybe i’ll just kind of yeah lurk around for some squiddy boys don’t be donating money if you’re the mod come on you’re already doing so much oh yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah keep on hoping i’ll find squid in the ocean Is there sea monsters in this game you know what there’s ugly ugly guys with tridents who throws tridents at you oh no that’s as close as i’ve come to a uh a squid in the ocean or a sea monster okay so i don’t know i don’t really know

I guess what i’m trying to say what on earth was that noise a little monster what he’s one of these water zombies [ __ ] off a little monster did i say it like that yeah you said a little monster you sounded really happy oh i i meant to be i meant to convey fear

Oh happiness and fear are basically the same thing because whenever i’m happy i’m scared of when i’m gonna stop being happy you know i’m like oh no this is gonna end soon true yeah you’re screaming oh hooray oh no santa’s coming back soon when’s this gonna end there we go lizzie mcguire

Dude i’m killing so many squids right now oh we got a hype train going all aboard matey Oh dude did you know okay have you seen dolphins underwater like in minecraft yeah let’s go no i have not so like if you see them and you’re swimming around they will like um come up to you and like push you so you swim faster it’s really tight oh that’s

Really cute i know they’re like really nice guys it turns out yeah that uh that sounds really cute yo i’m gonna i’m about to flip my i’m about to flip my freaking wig right now dude dude don’t flip your wig keep it how it is keep it oriented the same way it’s

Flipped too late thank you jay bledo for the bits thank you not the average alien for the for the bits give me the door back let’s see how much terracotta i can make with this amount of squid particles also let me see if i can catch a fish

Can i catch a fish can i catch a fish in my bucket get in the bucket whoa dude i have a fish in my bucket i said it you made the inve the advancement i can see him sticking out of the little bucket

In my hand so now we can just fish in my bucket you could put fish in underneath uh the glass now yeah yeah finally oh did you add a little back door huh or is that where your room is gonna be oh that’s my room okay looking pretty lit huh

Looks so good i think i’ll just stay hell yeah yo froze see underscore nah thank you thanks but no thanks you reject the donation thanks for the subscription but you can have it back oh the cows have multiplied really yeah there’s three of them now three big ones

Three big ones thank you jessalyn i know thank you i’m gonna i’m gonna feed him some wheat because i’ve got some extra stuff on hand here julia thank you did you ever play farmville on facebook no did you oh dude yeah i was obsessed with it when it first came out in like

2009 i had this i had like the best farm out of all my friends so so this is kind of like that huh pretty much how do you is it hard is it hard to kill an enderman quick question uh yeah i would say we if we’re going to do that we probably

Want to like be both doing it all right i put the fish under our thing i don’t know if he’s going to stay there but there’s a fish under into our place now let me let me take a look i guess oh yeah there is oh he’s swimming right

He’s leaving right away right oh he’s is this the fish is in here yeah he’s uh he’s kind of like you see him yeah swimming away as fast as he can it’s kind of it’s like get me the [ __ ] out of here okay how about i’m gonna put up

Oh someone asked what are your guys fav jake and amir videos a good question i like all the ones with mickey mickey yeah what’s the uh one almond is really funny that’s one of my favorite suit is that the one where jake is like they both say what at the same time

I don’t know [ __ ] that one is so funny what would you say is the perfect amount of almonds it’s like i don’t know 12. well i’m the proud owner of onealman.com what is it about one almond that’s just perfect nothing i like any of the bench shorts ones are great too

Oh yeah but they’re so funny i just want to be them in fact i think i will uh okay someone said they got banned from your chat for saying an unfunny joke jesus i don’t think that yeah we don’t take that [ __ ] lightly over here oh actually i think the muscle t muscle

T1 is one of my favorites too oh yeah i yeah i love all the ones where jake is insecure yeah where he’s like the insecure one a sleeveless shirt for this piece of dirt is that [ __ ] goes squirt just squirt squirt um hype train level five dude

And like he always does the like or was justin timberlake at the 2002 vmas not styling and he just keeps increasing the number of dog tags that you need okay well you need seven um scum thank you for the donation that’s very nice and also someone’s

Meant to say pop off my king but they said poop off no i think they want us to have a competition poop off off go i where’d the enderman go i wanted to sort of they can kind of teleport around i wanted to try to kill him

Good luck dude you you probably you gotta you gotta learn how to use a shield also you gotta get a shield and that’ll help you what the heck yeah i know sorry yo thanks for reading a thousand bits dude you got a thousand bits poop off check

Hannah oh the same hannah it’s you again hey bestie you done made my best friend’s day thank you oh sweet let’s get a poop off check glad to hear her because we’re about to ruin it now gianna screw here all that [ __ ] we said before we were lying we were lying gianna

Newsflash uh what’s my skin i’m glad you asked magic mike i’m glad they asked too magic mike skin oh wow my gooch is like pitch black yo gucci pitch black gucci Um who are you playing with my dad all right son uh this is how you use this is what is getting what you’re gonna do worst ever i haven’t done this about you getting the damage in the day sometimes like this this is We’re going on the hype train we’re almost done with level five someone said to choose their tattoo for them they should get a little snake um and you gotta get like a sexy one of a couple doing willy-nilly style oh yeah uh do you to go to sleep real quick cause i’m scared

How’d i do the green screen thing on here without a green screen i did i didn’t i have a i have a green screen i don’t know i don’t know how i did that because i didn’t do that uh are you gonna go to sleep or no um

Oh [ __ ] a thousand bits for willy nilly style i’ll [ __ ] with that all right i’ll go to bed all right there are monsters nearby we can’t go to sleep what i said there’s monsters this is an outrageous all right well it’s daytime now anyway i’m friends with them

Dad yeah what vine is that uh i think that’s uh that one yeah that vine be like did you harvest all this wheat over here i think so you did i think you forgot to replant the wheat seeds oh doof doof doof doof is right i thought you’re gonna try to kill me

You’re gonna try to hurt me no he’s good in the daytime spiders just turned into friendly guys that’s nice yeah they just kind of act up at night uh hey can y’all say hi to my best friend abby we both love you guys hi abby

Now you oh you said it nice get this pointer there we go i’m trying to think okay so this is i gotta go i wanna see pickles oh can i plant these where do i what do i do with these i have to expand like you need one more block

Ah [ __ ] on my [ __ ] what do i guys how do i plant a sea pickle oh wait oh people were saying they glow under water okay let me try planting them under water danny did you get did you get me some uh some cactus wait why did that one do that

Oh yeah i did i did i did can i has can i ask cactus can i has a cactus Yeah one second here i come uh here’s 22 cacti thank you okay so i’m gonna plant some just chilling but it’s just kind of like vibing down there i gotta make a cactus farm let’s put it yeah let’s put it over here i need that i need your dirt

Oh what’s so funny now god of the movie step brothers just kidding someone said fart on oh someone said swag on the poop and it made me laugh swag on the poop yeah that actually is low-key kind of funny dude the spider climbed up our crow’s nest

Uh he’s down now oh what the heck can he be he was out there i don’t think you can make a spider your pet we can’t get dogs and cats though which would be kind of fun yeah that’d be cool for the next dream you can hang out in the plaza

I’m not in the plaza with my pooch oh i need a chevy god damn it yeah i do get someone said i have a goth room i do that’s kind of what i’m going for i’m gonna be like the angsty teen of the household i’m gonna

Okay i need this i’m gonna make a um cactus farm nice i’m gonna make a cactus farm and then i’ll probably hop off the stream okey dokey people said i need sand i need sand for the cactus farm correct that’s where cactuses grow cacti oh yeah that makes sense

I never see the ink sac where it goes ikea um um dude i’m surprised i’m like uh i’m looking kind of surprised that i’m feeling a-okay from this vaccine like i don’t even feel yeah you think a headache or like my arm doesn’t even hurt you think it

Uh you think you got like a faulty batch maybe or just it just doesn’t work i think i might have gotten a placebo okay uh i’m so jealous man canada is blowing it wait is that dude the dolphin is playing with my ink sack or something he’s like pushing it around

It’s disgusting yeah i uh so is your guys still like only 60 and up or whatever can get it right yeah and like they just announced today that like uh like teachers and stuff are going to be able to get it okay so that’s good i guess but yeah still

That’ll be tight i’m sure like you guys are probably getting more and more doses every day so it it’ll probably like speed up the longer you know yeah it’s just it’s just taking off the more it’ll speed up yeah i guess i’m just being selfish so what

If i put the how does this work do i put the i do i put the did i put the cactus here oh the cactus is it guys how do i do oh ch space between they need space Yo this is looking sick oh no oh dirty dirty drowned And his rotten flesh ew all right dolphin push me wait where’s my boat actually i’ll just get him just get back i feel like there’s a better way for me to do what i’m doing but hey that’s all good yo this dolphin is like vibing with me right now

This dolphin is my bestie get me out of here curtis get me out of here what’s happening sorry i’m stuck in the cow hole oh no that’s that’s not where you want to be okay do i gotta feed the cows uh i mean if you want him to get jiggy with it

Do you yeah yeah i mean if you have some weed i would i would throw it their way they like that sort of thing oh no problem all right i’m gonna feed these cows and then probably hop off have that more like pop off dude feed those things and then pop off well

That’s what i’m doing right now i’m gonna pop off and then hop on no way fresher fake got banned again that’s for like windows i’ll probably do like some skylight some like epic skylights so with the [ __ ] i forget oh lime dye what’s lime dye probably like a different color

Dye a different sort of green yeah let’s let’s do that oh what do i need for that how many white sides sorry never mind i’m a [ __ ] idiot um what what you did what was that you sort of agreed really quick that was uh so that was some other guy

He came in here and he was like yeah curtis is a total dumb [ __ ] i killed him so don’t you have to worry about it okay thank you yeah yeah i always i can always count on you to never lie to me it’s always kill anyone that says anything bad about you bro

I got you i gotta say this black terracotta is not like really black it’s not exactly the tone i was going for but it will have to do it will absolutely have to do it keeps going away Yeah this will be the door i’ll have a little doggy door into my house how do you make green dye i forget already don’t you just put the cactuses in the furnace oh yeah the furnace do we have any more glass uh yeah i think i have a bunch in my chest

In your chest you got your own chest now yes i’m gonna can i have some of your glass yeah i don’t need it well save me a bit but okay when you say a bit like what does that even mean just say me a bit why is maybe i gotta go this way

No wait what how do wait uh how do i make double doors how do i make whoa unofficial rambu raid if it’s not official that’s fine you don’t want it yeah go back shut down thank you guys thank you for joining tell rambu i said what’s up

I guess he’s not streaming anymore next time tell him status here sorry okay he would let me finish carry on we’re just designing our houses or actually we’re living in the same house under the same roof um we are designing our own bedrooms to uh show off our in unique individual styles

Mine is going to be very dark and brooding because i’m in a bad mood [Laughter] right now i’m making a dark room and this must be my mood forever thank you guys for thinking of me when deciding buddha unofficially read yo you just got rage shadow legend unofficial rage shadow legends

You know how you told me to leave you some glass yeah did you not i actually ran out of glass oh my god i used so much of it i’ll get you more next time you don’t even need it right now you took all of it

I took it all and i used it all as a matter of fact good lord as a matter of hack you really got to stop hitting me and running away it’s like once a stream that wasn’t me it’s the mod we installed it’s the mod dude it’s one of my mods

One of my twitch mods why are they doing this to me it was jam tell them to stop they hacked you and ran for it i don’t even know how they got in here Oh [ __ ] or crud dude the fall damage is no joke in this game holy cow you guys whoa okay there’s a lot of people coming from the ramboo raid thank you guys welcome i’m danny if you don’t know and this is the baddie smp it consists of me and curtis

It’s one of the most expansive smps on twitch it’s very exclusive we both the vetting products i really know how to play minecraft yeah the the vetting process for new members takes eight years we started this yeah that’s why there’s so there’s we’ve got about a million people applications that we’re processing it’s

Just like yeah it takes a long time for us to vet out people you know you got to be a baddie to get in here so we’re just looking for people who are bad enough actually we should probably go to sleep yeah i’ll probably go to sleep

And then hop off this is a skeleton that is eyeing me up and actually a creeper too but get it out of here unless it’s unless it’s uh sort of like nice yeah the creeper is actually kind of cute there’s an enderman should we try to kill it oh [ __ ] hold on

I’m being assaulted for the lack of a better term where are you um how about i’m right here oh ah all right wait uh okay this would be a good finale to the stream okay we’re gonna try to fight the enderman yeah all right let me put away all my valuables me too

My precious precious item julia thank you you said we need a we need a shield yeah that would probably be helpful okay i’ll do that yeah you need iron and wood planks for that wood planks i just got rid of mine sorry that is not my problem dude do we

Not have any wood planks i mean i i guess oh i turned them all into stairs guys can i turn stairs back into wood planks oh my gosh can i deconstruct the stairs well i can just like freaking chop this one down or something i guess yeah i guess our house is made

Out of wood planks let’s just destroy our house to make a shield if this enderman is gone by the time you get out there i’m gonna lose my marbles i don’t know how many would like what do you need for a shield iron and wood planks i think

I have iron i have one acacia plank why are people saying f there are people assuming that we’re gonna die yeah that’s hilarious guys it’s not gonna happen oh so funny we’re gonna pone this noob oh what’s this under noob oh hold on you have all the ingots on you over there yeah

Can i can a boy get some inkies i still can’t make a shield you’ve got planks and iron yeah uh did you type shield into the search oh ingot spruce you have six wood you have six planks oh right click wait do they they don’t have to be spruced

Just put the planks where they where it shows that they have to be it doesn’t matter what kind of planks they are oh oh wait how many do i need one seven three four five six i have three i need six jesus christ yeah you need six for sure

Oh there’s some right here oh i got six let’s go on this ender guy okay all right and you’re going to want to put your shield in your off hand how do i do that again oh got it how do i use it you remember

Uh wait can you give me the um and get this real quick oh yeah um to use it you oh i think uh right right click right hold right click maybe oh yeah is that putting your field up yeah yeah so you’re going to want to do that

So that he doesn’t kill you and then we’ll we’ll use our little swords he’s right there and we’ll bust this guy up all right you ready to go there’s a creeper on there’s not still over here oh okay let’s uh then let’s let’s take the water route

Wish us luck guys i set my spawn point oh [ __ ] hold on there’s a there’s a drowned in here and he’s throwing dragons at me oh my god am i gonna hold on i’m about to die so fast why am i already about to die dude this guy’s tridents are strong

Oh oh god i died before i even got to the gang guy dude yeah nice guys he’s so strong strong a.m now i can’t get out of strong tridents hey oh my god there’s two of them okay this is about it two of these two of these guys

Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh i’m screwed stone sword what do i got a stone sword for all right let me re-put on my armor that was kind of bogus huh yeah that sucked hold on i gotta make iron sword all right guys we’re going to go kill an

Enderman [ __ ] it dude here we go you know what let’s just take the boat over there that way we don’t even have to worry about the trident guy oh there it is okay they’re still throwing jump hey guess the trident oh can i pick that up this right here

What do i do oh it disappeared did i pick it up nope it just disappeared oh man uh okay i don’t oh there’s another one right there ow ow this is terrifying these tridents are like do crazy damage yeah they do like three hearts and where’s the enderman

He’s gone because it’s morning time now oh my god look out a creeper uh boy blew up our bridge well that was awesome we killed all right well i guess we won’t be uh killing enderman today we’ll try that was so annoying we’ll try next time there was like so many

There’s so many people around our [ __ ] house yeah that was weird why did that trident guy like where did he come from i’ve only ever seen one of those guys once before but it was like by uh like an underwater ruins area what the heck i don’t know

Oh my god he’s still over here throwing tridents at me he just nicked me this guy hates you yo the house looks sick from the roof all right well i went to shore just to see if i could see the enderman and i don’t all right we’ll try it next time next

Stream we’ll kill an enderman yeah that’s cool all right i’ll uh i’ll hop out of this game and leave the discord all right it’s good stream dude oh no ggs good stream i’m gonna die all right um disco thing all right all right see you dude all right see you man

Okay all right i made it safely sheesh that was kind of scary how do i get out of here oh disconnect here we go okay okay guys whoo thanks everybody thank you almost at 800 subs dude that’s crazy thank you i appreciate that um could it could get to a thousand

By the end of the month i don’t know i’m just saying so i think so dude dandruff check um yeah thanks for hanging out guys that was fun that was fun um if you guys didn’t know i got a discord um i got a discord check it out join it you

Just gotta do the friggin i did it wrong there you go um join it um yo thank you minx thank you sorry if i miss any subscriptions or donations it’s hard it’s hard but um let’s try to let’s let’s go to let’s go to twitch and let’s see who’s uh who’s on

See who he could friggin he’s gonna raid someone to raid yo oh the fit check all right sorry guys you already know i got the garth brook shirt on in my pants yeah yeah yay well i don’t know who to freaking raid now dude who’s a streaming yeah ray danny

Should i also raid gus did dana just raid gus oh that’s so funny all right let’s let’s hit him with it let’s hit him with the freaking ray dude that’s very funny all right folks i appreciate you thanks for hanging out next stream is on sunday for we’re finishing life is strange on

Sunday if you want to be there for that um thank you thank you mods thank you save my life every time um check the discord new video friday yeah okay enjoy have fun on gossip stream bye everyone love you thank you so much bye-bye you