Kwote – I finally played Minecraft Story Mode Season 2

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Destined i have to turn subtitles on give me a second sword of heroes who are living their lives and assume that nothing ruben my god ever happened to them why they look like this but when disaster struck and an evil monstrosity threatened to destroy the world those friends discovered that heroes

Can come from the most humble of beginnings this is a greatest highlights montage gay rights in the background so sensual is like to not even central it’s like the voice you’d tell your kid a bedtime story in their fame just continued to grow as they explored more worlds venturing into the great unknown

I do like how stampy is in canon characters for this game the bravest pig in the world took their place in history as some of the greatest heroes yo p people olivia’s new trip dog look at that am i being awesome we thought it was great lucas no they got a different

Voice actor no the continuity is broken i swear to god if i don’t if my voice isn’t patent oswald i’m going to be so mad i definitely exaggerated here and there but it was for the drama lip syncing is already a lot better this is like a massive technical improvement already oh

You’re the writer lucas i know you’ll make the right call i have faith in my friends congrats buddy i’m proud of you for finishing it that took a lot of work it’s still petting but we all did right yeah we were all there not you axel you

Were bummed come on guys we all did it together we’re the order of the stone after all i’m a very humble and charismatic later once ivor and harper get back from their adventures i can add a chapter about them and then it will finally be done why do

We still care about ivor why does he still get a pass also is axel skinner jesse your intern i have an intern i can make him get me [ __ ] jesse oh hey radar oh gosh wow i didn’t know all of you would be in here yeah we just we just be [ __ ]

Dearest utmost apologies if i’ve caused any inconvenience i’m such a cool boss apologize we’re just hanging out this is how this is how all my editors feel about me they love me my editors love hanging out with me guys they think i’m a really cool boss right guys right

Flinders only the youtube viewers will get that one sorry i got a message from petra that she’s on her way to the mines for that adventure you scheduled hurry you should still have time for that and your founding day duties oh nice we should get going yeah

Uh about that actually got our own founding day stuff we need a prep for ah [ __ ] got nine to fives now you have your life and so do i ah thanks jesse tell petra i said next time for sure okay flaky ass [ __ ] cool flannel though i can’t believe i’m

Walking out of the order hall with the order ah sam freaking cute fan behavior oh is radar is radar by um spy yuri lowenthal i need to google this yeah sherry lowenthal i recognize that voice anywhere he’s like my favorite portrayal of spider-man he’s also lagoon boy and

Young justice nobody gives a [ __ ] about that one though see you jesse ah we’ll be the same without you guys ah buddy you’re gonna make me sick yeah cry cry [ __ ] cry i’ll let you know as soon as i’m done with the reviews just me first Bro they installed shaders the leaves are moving now i thought you were out seeing the worlds oh i forgot that the multiverse is canon thought i’d try settling down for a while though well you picked a great spot pretty proud of this town yeah dude it is awesome this is my

Faction on my factions minecraft server house over there that looks like a squid righteous america do i even get any agency in this do i just like yeah no i like i don’t even get an option shirking my responsibilities flicking oh wait dude no way you can actually build in

Minecraft now i’m gonna make this look so [ __ ] sick it’s me guys look it’s me it’s close as you can get with this [ __ ] that is some sweet work custom cutscene honor me amigo and don’t be a stranger okay who are you again she is a fascinating woman isn’t she yeah kind of

Reminds me of petra back in her early days speaking of whom no shot stampy long heads back snappy cannon stapey cannon let’s [ __ ] go my guy my guy hello there jesse i was wondering when we’d run into each other so great to see you we need to hang out that sounds

Wonderful yeah totally parasocial relationship oh that’s so [ __ ] cute i imagine you’re terribly busy so we won’t keep you but you should come and see what we’re working on because it’s pretty cool ah here’s a tongue i don’t like that i don’t like the three-dimensional tongue inside his head

Wow what a nice little slice of life anime this is the best pig that ever lived i miss you buddy i wish i could have met ruben he sounded amazing he’s way better than you he didn’t talk all the time yeah he was my best friend i’m

Gonna go and meet a petra i don’t want to duel a side question dude this is like when loki died and he made a play to himself recreating it give me five i’m good here we are at the mines nice thanks for walking with me i

Wish we could have helped a couple more people get ready i mean founding day is all about how you took down the wither storm and all is this really the only armor i have what happened to my cool ass tim armor dog got all the faith in

The world buddy you got this thanks jesse i won’t let you down bye have a good time don’t i always god i’m so cool where the [ __ ] did my drip go that’s what i’m asking man this whole series i’ve had cool armor except now petra

Huh i swear she said to me right here everybody down here looks miserable where are you she’s gonna jump scare us oh stupid zombie now that you’re at the top you lost your drip yeah you gotta wear [ __ ] government sanctioned clothes oh they did they they made stamina a feature

Look at that punctual and kicking butt hey to you too petra has been a while since i’ve done this you’re not even wearing a good suit of armor that’s what i said i’m gonna dent the good stuff so what talking with an iron sword where’s your fancy gold one with all the

Enchantments can’t remember the last time i saw you without it awkward awkward elden ring dog dude wait no this is literally elden ring this is literally elden ranks like i never stopped playing that game i haven’t lost my step yet well you sure showed me what can i say my public adores me

Yeah i bet they do i’m just glad you’re here like i can’t i can’t listen obviously you should make time for your friends but i also have to like maintain a functioning society that’s like pretty high on the priority list you know what i’m saying can’t help but notice that

We’re missing i’m two three and our friends have gotten lame nerds our old fans saw what we’re doing now just saying i don’t care how good lucas’s next book is not exactly slaying a weather storm you know hey don’t get bummed even without them we’re having

Fun right at least we’ve got the cool people here yeah i don’t like how she’s taller than me still what exactly are we looking for down here i’ll tell you when we find it just trust me it’s important Oh no what was that jesse is 5’4 oh he’s shorter than me then damn it’s monster hunting time wrong game wrong game why is he using a pick ass on pickaxe on dirt just jump over some poor minimum wage worker huh thanks bud everyone get down it’s gonna blow

This is so irresponsible these workplace conditions are awful ah look down there so you’re really not going to tell me what we’re chasing new animals mystery is what makes it fun come on that was more than three blocks my my ankles are going crack look out wall spiders i see them Why are there so [ __ ] many jeez sloppy work man he dove headfirst into the lava the spider just did not care to be alive any longer ah why are they so meaty in this game i hate how slappy the flesh noises they make are bump bump bump

Spider had no future so true maybe we can steal them off somehow like maybe a little lava i was thinking gravel but that works too they’re using they always use the wrong tools and it pisses me off yeah it’s a it’s not like they can climb on walls or

Anything maybe i didn’t win but that still felt awesome getting back out there yeah i’m such a good sport and charismatic and humble it’s going to be a llama mystery monster Look he’s like moving forward when i’m not pushing anything he’s just scuttling in place just like quite irl right still waiting for the twist where reuben comes back as like a zombie pigmen or something a llama a llama awesome found it oh your owner is gonna be so happy to

See you let me get this straight this quest was just to track down a stupid llama yeah huh rude it’s not just a stupid llama apparently like uh treasure-sniffing llama or it’s important okay but why are you being so [ __ ] okay okay i’m sorry why am i apologizing if i find out you’re

Like a lying second [ __ ] though you’re gonna feel so guilty make smooching noises come here llama come on come on this is gonna go really well ouch damn it’s strong as hell you get a full nelson it dude fireman carrier oh he’s about to [ __ ] me spit in my mouth next

That was awful that was awful just in case you forgot how to craft things here’s how you do it jesse gets no [ __ ] confirmed bear please found him oh that’s horrifying how the heck did you get up there it’s a llama it climbed stuff what the it really was treasure sniffing

Wow alienware computer What is this like the force i don’t like that very much is just calling me a [ __ ] this is the problem with collecting artifacts you don’t know which ones are like haunted and stuff some sort of glove or gauntlet looks like it’s made out of prismarine a

Prismarine you only find that at the bottom of the ocean yeah keep whispering sweet things into my ear oh yeah keep talking to me like that this glove nut has some [ __ ] game oh no oh [ __ ] it’s like the omnitrix i don’t know i i don’t know it seems like it’s

Not hurting you and that’s good it looks kind of okay it actually looks really cool it keeps whispering not good brush q really rapidly wow stop that thing is really stuck i just can’t shake this feeling that maybe you were meant to find that gauntlet i hope it’s not like a curse

That’s usually what leaves things stuck to you right yeah how am i i didn’t even wash my hands before putting this thing on there are bugs in your skin you want to get them out so bad Let’s get you up out of there yeah take your take why don’t you take a little more your time huh now what the heck is that thing it’s like a huge mouth in the ground that’s your mouth yeah neck mouth heck mouth shirt you can’t just leave something like this

Exposed we should cover it up yeah agree with dirk the strongest material you gotta you gotta carry some barrier blocks on hand specifically for this kind of thing what is that not sure but i’m getting a bad feeling that it’s the actual way we’re going to fix this oh no

On second thought let’s talk about it anywhere but here not getting out the way we came though it’s gravel we have shovel look i think that goes to the surface this is why you need to bring leads with you oh it’s so close to beacon town here

Maybe you could leave a warning or something top secret go away keep off the grass nothing to see here [ __ ] which of these is most likely this is like people who are trying to communicate to folks thousands of years of the future who might not even speak english my

Radioactive waste is bad nothing to see here techmouth kind of funny yeah that sounds like an std oh that’s a slang term for herpes well i didn’t lie straight to the point i like it okay then um what do we do about all this well it’s all made of prismarine right

And you only find that in like monuments and stuff at the bottom of the ocean there’s a treasure hunter in beacon town named jack he knows everything about prismarine exploring the ocean cause we definitely can’t have that happening again you trust this guy yeah i mean i

Never met him before but i’ve heard a lot of good things she has such low standards for this kind of thing it pisses me off come on you what about my hand this thing won’t come off i i know i know but this llama why is that llama so important to you

You know my sword gold one with all the enchantments kinda got tricked by this person named stella said she just wanted to put it on display for a little while got your [ __ ] robbed huh now she won’t give it back until i do dumb quests like

This for her why didn’t you tell me about this i haven’t exactly been around much why the [ __ ] are you why you being so [ __ ] you know petra’s charismatic but makes some of the most consistently dumb ass decisions in the entire game it’s infuriating you can smell a bully

From a mile away petra and i don’t let bullies go being smelled on my watch one of the good ones jessie thanks what do you mean what are the good ones is it because i’m brown what the [ __ ] his profile man this is so [ __ ] up jesse

Biden this kind of goes well i want they have a thing for llamas why is the city square built like a coliseum wow this is super impressive good layout great colors if you’re into that sort of thing what you don’t like building it’s we think we

Live in the block game dog she doesn’t want to go see stella i don’t know how she feels first i just really need this to go well hey that’s why you’ve got me remember we’re a team we will take care of this no problem yeah i mean i got

This new super weapon so i can just blow up the entire town if she doesn’t see us i want to see if my uh reputation precedes me in places like this hello garden worker flowers are organized yeah and see the gardeners working on them they all owe her stuff oh so this is

Like that this is literally feudalism she’s a she’s a lord and everybody living in this town is a search i think that’s where she got most of the materials to build champion city in the first place wait the whole town how she’s always finding little reasons that people’s trades aren’t enough your sword

Is one trade stella won’t be getting out of i’m gonna make sure of it there’s a surprising amount of dictatorships in mine in the minecraft world hey the llama doing okay hard to tell she seems really nervous we should probably get her to stella as soon as you’re done

Looking around i could use a stella damn why are you looking all shady over here like a drug dealer don’t give me that luck man you’re just an [ __ ] i’m scared this game about kids is about to become a war game it’s most it’s always been a war game minecraft story mode

Specifically she’s got bodyguards this is like a team galactic meeting yes that’s right puppies for everyone no shoving now we’re not beacon towners oh my god why don’t i just like point a gun at her that’d be way funnier [Applause] oh luna my darling you came home oh

Rodrigo could you bring luna home please sorry lama why is every animal sentient in this game it’s terrifying they know every bad thing we do or say like they understand english in this world stella oh look who it is jesse leader of beacon town never met her before right no

Our rivalry beacon town versus champion city surely you think about it as much as i do oh [ __ ] do i do i uh do i appeal to her ego to try and get uh petra her sword back or do i like [ __ ] this [ __ ] a reality check uh i want to correct her

So bad i also want petra to get her [ __ ] back uh i’m i’m embarrassed sorry petra you’re an idiot sorry but you are not my rival even my b-list villains are way scarier than you do not know what kind of mind games you are trying to bring

Into our rivalry but i’ll tell you right now they are not going to work on me damn you gotta stick up your ass it talks i love the glove by the way absolutely darling you wouldn’t be interested in trading would you got some fine puppies here it looks miserable it’s not why we’re

Here stella we have other business too bad and this glove would be great to punch you in the face with the fist of justice is unisex oh petra you’re here too i almost thought luna just came back on her own what do i owe you a puppy don’t make me

Get tough here steli you know what petra wants we’re not leaving without that sword wait is this a bell oh petra oh sweetie no i make trades for treasures i think i’m all done here you said you just wanted to display it i thought you she should have just made a twitter

Thread about her this [ __ ] stella ripped me off she’s not the one popular with the public petra is she would have easily had gotten it back through public pressure you wanted to become my champion you came to me remember in exchange you got to live here instead of

Beacon town we are going to talk about this later petra i know i have my priorities in order at least treasure hall jesse by the way way nicer than yours yours is not multi-dimensional [ __ ] i guarantee it’s like humble yourself i have a sentient robot heart

In mind if you ever want a place in champion city just ask like i said she’s the worst still upset about this petra you lied to me i yeah i deserve that yeah you do could probably sneak in through the puppy kennel but it’s a lot of barking puppies

I don’t know if crime is the right way we should definitely do like a diplomacy meme we fight our way in we sneak in guys do i do i take the fight to her little instigator do i do do i be a little sneaky guy taking it under her

Nose and she can’t prove that it’s us would be way more satisfying it’s like what are you talking about like i’d feel so much smarter than this [ __ ] who thinks she’s all about mind games but it would be super satisfying to just disintegrate her brain is can we get a

Pulse sneaker fight sneaker fight can somebody i’m really sorry if this is making you nauseous it’s so sad that it’s doing that on its own i think we can handle sneaking through some puppies let’s stealth it up we’re gonna need a distraction for those guards that thing is so cute oh no They’re underfed got it covered it’s a good thing i talked to stampy long cat earlier my best friend who i am very good friends with on youtube.com well easy puppies see you like bones right he literally nodded yes they made block puppies very cute don’t not again

How did they even get out how come they can jump over fences what’s the point of having the fence stella’s treasure room yeah pretty [ __ ] whack i’m not gonna lie it’s gold pants sponge blocks a diamond hoe okay a diamond hose pretty sick treasure you got from other people

I would be way more impressed if there’s like a secret room he’s hero in residence it’s really no big deal can we do this later but what about beacon town it’s your home you can’t just leave it behind it’s never felt like my home beacon town is your place you could get

Like political favors if you really wanted them huh no matter what happens no matter how much i do you’re the big hero you probably don’t even remember what it’s like adventuring out there scrounging for resources she’s just she’s just really jealous huh how many times have i saved this dumb bitch’s

Life and for what and for what and for what but it’s hard to ignore that none of my friends are ever around anymore tearing aw man i’m sorry next time next time we have lives i have a whole town depending on me uh no it wasn’t

You might have a point yeah i do i’m right no where’d it go where’d she put it you’re sure it was here oh she’s over she’s in our peer she’s in our peer oh no ah she’s a petra kinney not good by her side is her best friend the

Greatest hero in the world jessie together they can take on the hi uh you you should not be here i gotta tell you stella i’m actually a little flattered here no i i was being sarcastic because i hate you you can have your dumb sword back let’s just

Pretend this whole thing never happened and i will let you go i won’t forget this jesse history will remember this as an important day in our rivalry okay says the [ __ ] wearing a hillary clinton pant suit still not my rival oh man Oh [ __ ] what a bomb what a bomb feels so good to have you back i know it got a little weird back there hey you were clearly way in over your that’s not how i meant it that’s not high minted oh no the infinity gauntlet it’s acting up oh no

This is what we get for not for just putting dirt over it like what were we thinking what are those oh what the [ __ ] barge that should be impossible tell them that wow bowling pins huh cheap sword So good to have you back Yo what the [ __ ] dumb if it wasn’t so awesome oh come on we need to get this thing covered up again let’s use dirt again because that worked out great the first time yep yep the most the most reliable material let’s dig it up right next to where the

Original hole is so the the layer is weaker overall it’s so funny to watch it go in fast motion dog it looks so stupid there’s just block people racing over it i don’t know how we’re gonna get this to hold that heck mouth blew right through the

Ground maybe because it’s dirt we need to get to jack’s fast pistons don’t work like that welcome to bad luck l wow i didn’t even know people hung out down here at night well yeah it’s the cool part what’s that supposed to mean well you know

These are the people who like to live off the grid outside the rule yeah crime alley dude oh dude this you’re right though this alley is full of [ __ ] poor people they’re gonna get their low income housing all over my pants oh god i am a

Classist okay not know him know him i know of him he was once one of the greatest treasure hunters in the whole world kind of a hero of mine uh what happened last time we did this hero [ __ ] but what if he invites me to go adventuring with him i’ve heard legends

Of how great he is well if i can offer some advice best thing to do around your heroes is just act like yourself otherwise it’s weird for everyone guys this is so true i have so many adoring fans who act super awkward around me because they don’t they rightfully they

Think i’m just like the best i’d never say that out loud because i’m really humble obviously but jack and nerm’s adventure emporium Skyrim house skyrim shop the upper lowlands spider peak mountain ice crags of doom yeah not for all from this dimension we’ve been to different ones it just it just isn’t that impressive compared to what we did on a regular basis welcome to jack and nerm’s adventure

Emporium oh he’s got a mullet that’s so sick you push the button very very brave he’s the guy from stranger things i mean i don’t know how brave it was i was just doing what the sign said there are lots of signs in the world not everyone’s brave enough to

Follow them is that actually wait is jack actually voiced by chuck norris okay no it’s not it’s it okay number one the air titans of the east call me he who slashes like thunder but you may call me jack you can call me the mayor you’re running this business illegally we’re

Shutting down your operation so awesome to meet you love your shop course it is of course you do pleasure to have you in today so what can i do for you today desert temple woodland manchester Yeah that’s what we’re here about wow huh crazy glove you got there run it on top of a creepy bottomless pit right spitting out monsters yeah and it had a slot with like a weird symbol you should have never picked up that gauntlet it’s not for us mortals to

Tamper with it was whispering my name and that made you want to pick it up more well it kind of like attached itself to me i didn’t choose to and that symbol you saw was the symbol of the structure block legend says it was a mighty tool could grow

Civilizations like seeds you need one of those to close your pit so where can i get one of these structure blocks or thought maybe an ocean monument because of the prismarine oh it’s an ocean monument all right the villagers of mushroom archipelago call it villagers cannon villagers cannon

Guys this is nerm my other half he’s the genius behind all of our fine maps nerm this is jesse and petra that is kind of crazy how in minecraft story mode villagers would have to be on like the same level of uh importance as just regular you know player characters

Because they’re all npcs you know it in but they’re second-class living beings in my in actual minecraft speak english just about to tell these two that i can’t help them i love your early work i like your earlier stuff okay so why don’t you come with us then

You could i don’t know protect us be our guide i’d never go back there again let me show you something oh the back room the world’s a lot bigger than you think it is just i’ve literally been to the multiverse dog oh my god more maps no way

Do you think you’re [ __ ] christopher columbus or something you didn’t discover new [ __ ] empty square is where we need to go and it’s missing because i uh i threw it into a volcano there’s no volcanoes in minecraft liar and i hear you i really do but i swear to you

It’s not working yeah just let the just let the hell pit under the city swallow up it why don’t you right baby cry baby cry baby i couldn’t forget the location of that temple if i tried so if you’re the only one who knows where it is yep without me

You never get into that sea temple i don’t know i’m pretty good at trying to figure it [ __ ] like i said heavy jack i get that you’re haunted by horrible memories but that’s no reason to sit around moping Sounds to me like a challenge and no one and i mean no one challenges the velvet tornado time to get our adventuring thing nerm will die in episode three i think see temple i know it’s amazing jack man he is awesome right i don’t know

Kind of seems like a [ __ ] oh he gets a [ __ ] diamond sword ah fine what did he say nothing villager stuff nurm here wants to make a new map of this place that’s awesome nerm welcome aboard he says yeah i figured that out don’t you think you’re looking a little squishy for that

Seriously i mean you’re wearing a vest need to make a quick pit stop and i can show you some real armor tim tim tim tim tim tim tim the wall maker’s guild isn’t super happy about their booth being next to the firework union understandable it just smells like sulfur right now speaking of

Sorry got in the zone there uh what’s up boss i see you brought friends and a new accessory short version the town’s in danger i stopped it for now but i think this can help me fix it permanently god but jesse what about beacon town there’s kind of an extensive

Threat going on right now there’s no telling what could happen why don’t you try leading them pal what me that try not to explode uh he’s a little charming and like like kind of like doughy-eyed and excited about the future kind of deal something that none of us have because we are all

Quite viewers stuff i’ve never probably only seen you know once or twice yeah yeah but yep obviously but uh you’re well on your way friends are the best love having friends get it because your friends are all [ __ ] dead time for the dramatic entrance Let’s go hard as [ __ ] dude look at these look at these the drip rack i could beat him again i could be tim adamantium impervium magnus’s armors go so hard tim’s armor dude these these all go so hard okay so somebody told me to get the

One that looks the most like an elden ring armor suit this is like classic this is what we’ve been running for most of the game yeah i like the red riot one a lot the gucci 2022 collection this is a really hard choice the hardest decision in the game man okay ender

Defender it is boys suit up sequence dramatic turn in my really cool sword the color scheme like with the sword in two like just checks out that looks really good let’s go find us a sea temple you might want to grab one of these armors as well dripping so hard i’m drowning Oh oh hey hey hey yeah i’m running out of these [ __ ] yeah these switches can’t go diagonally yeah dude they haven’t they haven’t invented the pythagorean theorem yet i slept on an enormous pile of diamonds that night drippy knew quite song when there’s some stuff in the works that sounds really

Cool i can’t wait either uh yeah sure of course why sh this [ __ ] was crying about me not ever being around now i make an effort and then she barely wants me there wow people believe it’s because this temple was made by the admin is this canonically a server house master

Supposedly some all-powerful ancient person built the world i don’t know but the legend of the admin is just that a legend one thing i do know what you’re gonna see in this temple it’ll stay with you well yeah that’s kind of how memories work these enchanted helmets from the deep dwellers

Upon bark oh that’s useful time to suit up bro invented the subs the submarine suit submarine suit what are they called diving suit time to jump off the edge you know like a smart person i’d trust with jack with my life i don’t trust your judgement

This is just like the end of the black ops one campaign Oh [ __ ] oh this is doom music this is doom music dude listen to those suits bruh that’s where the gauntlet goes and now i’m just like stuck here forever he isn’t using a trident with a scrub do they have tridents this update how did

He get him the last time he said he had a gauntlet back then as well which theoretically is why he should know how to get out or how to get it off yeah shout out these sponges now we’re sure that we have all our limbs how about we

Find that structure block wow this is intimidating as hell forgot they did that okay that’s not normal nope very eldritch old gods kind of made pretty impressive those things were creepy if you look closely you’ll notice the head’s eyes are following you i uh i’m gonna need a sec just to

Check my enchantments yeah most realistic portrayal of ptsd in gaming oh whoa it’s got me like um frozen in place i know it’s pretty intense but you don’t have to be scared jack but this is way harder than i thought it would be going to be okay you’re right

Thanks jesse wow i’m such a charismatic leader uh let’s uh just keep this between you and me amigo she’s a fan it’s nice i don’t think petra needs to hear about it i found the next door down there but it needs that glove thingy of yours let’s get it going what’s keeping

You guys nothing absolutely nothing let’s check it out this is the this is what happens when men don’t talk about their feelings i’m telling you okay that is cool that’s like saying you have depression just be happy jesse was just like have a panic attack just don’t see

You’re totally right that isn’t a healthy coping mechanism in the long term but you also have to get out of the life-threatening situation before you can properly process any of this like unfortunately there is a time and place and it’s not right now professor roke was right like i like obviously i feel

For what jake’s going through but we don’t we don’t have time to unpack all that right now man we got a no crisis to avert fist the hole again oh no big cyclops whoa that was too close come laser i uh it’s all a blur what are those things for

And it looks like it’s made of glowing obsidian is that a real item trap down here with a bunch of soft headed shulkers oh that’s a slur right there doc all right enough with the admin junk creative mode right so we’re gonna use the sponges on the floating water dry it

Up that you take out the guardian dibs on that job i think those stupid fish owe me i’ll run and keep the guardians off your back you and jack do the sponge yeah i mean i’m the one with the armor it makes sense and go Hey laser lips oh that’s a good one what’s it like being ugly and bad at your job damn 50 of work in class oh his shit’s still there jesse we’ve got a jack problem jesse catch i gotta do everything around here oh i’m i’m so sorry hey care to explain

Yourself jack yeah i don’t have to explain what oh i really messed up that pile of inventory there that was my friend sammy you mind if i have his pants i don’t need your pity i don’t i don’t deserve it i need to be alone right now

Cry on your dead friend’s stuff like a crybaby loser i don’t know about you but i want out of this room structure blocks gotta be close uh hello there’s someone there hello i thought i heard someone call luca i think if you get the door open my cage

Should open too oh i got trapped a long time ago it’s very smelly in here now i’ll say nothing more on the subject how are you not dead i’ve got a good feeling about you in that door you know you’re not the first ominous voice to whisper into my

Ear so i don’t know about all this man mine just a as straightforward as he could if i saw your inventory piled down here i don’t think i’d be handling it much better than he is yeah i mean i wouldn’t i don’t know if i if i saw like my dead

Friend’s [ __ ] at the sight of ruby after revisiting the place they died probably wouldn’t go well jack you okay don’t really feel like being talked to right now jesse i’m brooding okay today i will walk up the stairs ooh chest my stuff now hmm dark prismarine not quite the structure

Block but it seems useful do we like petra now i didn’t never not like petra she just has her moments you know oh yeah you must be worried about jack right he’ll be okay um i honestly i can’t get over how well this whole ensemble goes together the

Prismarine with the ender defender armor it’s just so well color-coded i gotta mirror what it’s like on this side huh okay now i need to find the glow and [ __ ] oh wait right here we go oh thank the tides i’m finally free is that one of uh jack’s boys

Wait this is another one of your adventurer friends this is my friend voss i thought you were a goner man how did you survive down here for so long if you sit absolutely still you’ll be amazed at how long a stack of pork chops will last he’s it’s actually

So funny how true that is like in minecraft logic if you just don’t move for [ __ ] days you can you will not lose hunger for so long if i’m not mistaken you’ve just made it further into this temple than anyone ever before you are truly something special thanks homie he has his moments

Dick i’d really like to see the sun shine again i hope it’s as nice as i remember sorry voss not until we get the treasure that we came here for uh even i’ll admit yeah this is kind of like a fan of the world meme dog we don’t have

A choice boss is a redditor no he’s not he’s excited to go outside he’s just not been able to he’s closer to somebody who was forced to live the life of a youtuber by staying inside all day when the pandemic first started ooh i love cthulhu’s aren’t doing that creepy head

Thing why did you say that how would you say that they’re going to come to live they’re going to come to life all right time to fist this punch yeah at least they remembered to edit introductions between characters this time oh boy very bad they have big prismarine tools that’s not even canon

What are they kind of zombie-shaped they sort of sound like zombies but those are definitely not zombies wow boss we did it we’re inside yes and it is incredible okay guys structure blocks gotta be in here terminal cancer i have cancer it’s terminal i feel like this is important but i don’t really

Know why i don’t know it was it had a pretty important name label it’s braille hey just like a pokemon i think you could give me a hand with these uh when he takes his hands out of the crosstalk position you know he’s serious once the world was flat no mountains no

Rivers until the admin okay so i can tell that is a bit of a redditor i believe in the super flat earth nerm i’m sorry to bother you again but The admin saw there were no more heroes worthy of his challenges so we left this world until the next great heroes emerged so he was whispering to me because i’m epic and awesome that’s obviously just the cop-out way of saying he never really existed i think you’re just mad that i’m

The hero and you’re not buddy boy [ __ ] wait there’s more than one yo these look crazy this must be it oh my god kendrick lamar finals a structure block old rooms the admins gifts declaring your path guess you can only take one all right i got a glo okay wait

No don’t spoil it but like stuff of you know context clues how what are we feeling uh this this one looks uh all real netherlike and scary but this one’s got spikes or mods can we get a left or right pole can’t make decisions without

Twitch chat telling me what to do once a wall and the other has guns on it that’s a good point that’s a good you make a good point nerm says that one’s the tower of the warrior oh wow yeah i bet that could shred a gang of

Mobs in no time flat says that’s the wall of the builder you’re obsidian nothing’s getting through that that’s for sure but left one so we’re going for that also it looks cooler that sounds like what we need well it’s supposed to be a gift right whoa

Damn it’s just like out of the out of existence guys pokemon sword and shield i can’t believe we got it now if only our way out wasn’t blocked by all these freaky soldiers well this oughta help a little bit i imagine they went away i’m guessing man it’s a shame i have to

Kill them their designs are really cool They’ve got prismarine arrows that’s so [ __ ] terrible holy [ __ ] worst statues ever it’s literally just a turret can it place these infinitely you made that up literally elden ring literally elden ring what okay there’s literally no way to dodge that [ __ ] what what what you eat there’s even print attacks dude

There’s even critical attacks literally we’re going to need that to breathe uh hi die now i’m good elden ring my sword i can’t i can almost reach it it’s so close i’m helping petra like i’m helping petra oh hell but it’s ow it’s all right

Got my bad i’m real good at swimming so that’s not really a problem did i just push it up though sadly i touched my hair that time this is how a bug feels like giving you a bug bite The waterfalls oh go i’m right behind you guys what a dangerous world jesse you are so tiny there is so much i for i i forgot i had to press the button myself them choked them juked them just got murdered not that didn’t feel too good scott bored the admin is just a

Psychotic murderer yeah he’s got really clashing motivations right now like does he want is he trying to find heroes or is he trying to kill everybody who can stand up to him why is he giving us gifts he’s just here to murder us i don’t get it

Are you serious how fast do you need to press it there’s no way there’s no way there’s no way dude let me let me let me put my microphone next to the speed i was clicking this at there there’s physically no way there’s no way it’s not possible mayo el you’re

Mad i’m timing you out you’re [ __ ] annoying i’ve decided you know what i am mad and i get to [ __ ] swing my [ __ ] around in whatever way i feel it because it’s my stream i get to act on my impulsive urges of emotion oh god how’s that feel you dumb pile of rocks

Did it holding it worked no i just spammed it really hard it’s never been a whole thing in this game you have to spam it there that’s where the structure block goes thanks bud really hope this works oh [ __ ] it worked you know for something like this it might have been smarter to

Go for the defense structure thing clear yeah i think so fortnite dance impressive moves really did it yeah i guess i did i think that’s really the end of it ah i’m not counting on it fortnite dead sing fortnite dancing fortnite we’re gonna open the gates and it’s

Gonna be on fire hey everyone happy founding day oh welcome back we were worried you’d miss it you’re back thank goodness hey this was just your first time trying on the leader hat you’ll get the hang of it someday so did you find what you were searching for Look at this really cool thing i found guys instead of doing my job teamwork makes the dream work thanks to all my friends we brought this amazing new treasure back happy founding day everyone you’re welcome this seems irresponsible like just using a dangerous artifact in the middle of town

To like wave my dick around that’s real this is really dangerous no don’t you left the structure blocked their [ __ ] yeah they did guess you still really got it other than having half the number of eyes i had when we left i’d call that a rousing success yeah i think the ipad is

Actually kind of awesome really ties your whole look together no depth perception but at least my look is tied together awesome i was trying to be nice [ __ ] you [ __ ] i’m sorry i didn’t mean to interrupt i was just coming to get jack no no you’re fine friend

Boss and i are heading to the shop to start planning our next expedition you coming petra in a little bit i’m still hanging with jessie for now yes yeah can you imagine if she abandoned us a second time in the same episode of minecraft story mode that

Would be so such a dick mood still don’t know what i’m gonna do about you though what’s that whoa you dudes heard that too right that’s terrifying yeah what was it oh god damn it don’t tell me i brought godzilla to town Away from the admin damn whatever why don’t whatever happened to those command blocks forever he’s like damn that’s a big rock yes yes lucas lucas is coming back my favorite looks like it’s time to write the next chapter oh that line’s so hard Holy [ __ ] holy [ __ ] that’s so hype all right that that that went unreasonably hard that it went unreasonably hard and you know it would have been even even extra cooler hard if you were here live on twitch.tv slash play youtube viewers you could have been here on mondays

Wednesdays and fridays kind of kind of an l i’m not going to lie to you kind of like embarrassing for you uh we actually have some cool stuff lined up so if you’re new to the streams i recommend hanging her out because this is like when [ __ ] tends to like get like really

Parasocial and intimate or whatever i’ll see on a bit also remember to download world of warships at the first link in the description