Mate – Minecraft BUT AIR KILLS YOU!

M – *loudly shouting* COME ON DRAGON, FLY FORWARD! M – *loudly screams* I will catch up with you and destroy you! M – *loudly screams* You’re done, you evil endermen, you’re dead! M – *falls off the dragon* AHHHHHHHHHH, NO, NOT THIS!

M – *shrieks in a fall* aaaaaaah I don’t want to leave this world, somebody help me! INTO THE WATER! RUCALICH1 (0:16) M – *wakes up and yells* AAAAAAA, OH GOD, WHAT WAS THAT! MY HEAD HURTS SO BAD!

M – *in panic* was that a dream or what? I DON’T UNDERSTAND ANYTHING, WHERE AM I, WHO AM I? WHAT’S GOING ON, IS ANYONE THERE? M – *shrieks in shock* OH NO, WHAT IS THAT? WHY DON’T I HAVE LEGS? K – Oh, you’re finally awake Mate! I helped

You when you fell in the water and turned you into a mermaid so you would survive and not drown! M – *maximally surprised* YOU turned into WHOM… WHAT? WHAT DID YOU DO TO ME! K – I saved your life silly, you’ll understand

Soon enough and thank me for being able to swim freely underwater! M – *concussion* to swim underwater? I DON’T UNDERSTAND ANYTHING! RUCALICH2 (0:49) M – *soothingly, coming to his senses* Alright, well, then I need to try out my new limbs

And stretch out a bit! K – That’s the kind of mood I like! Come with me, there’s plenty of room to swim! M – Tell me Kiki, how do we get around? K – Don’t you see, it’s an underwater city, we can swim here, you have a fish tail for

A reason! Go ahead, try it out! K – *shouts warningly* Just don’t go up there! M – *in panic, fear* NO, OH NO, OH GOD, I DON’T WANT TO LIVE UNDER WATER, I NEED AIR! RUCALICH3 (1:17)

M – LET ME OUT, OH LEVER! OPEN! M – OH, FINALLY FRESH AIR I LIKE IT SO MUCH…! M – *begins panting and coughing* oh no, khee, khee, god, what is that, aaaaah, I’m suffocating, can’t breathe, khee, khee! M – AAAAAH THAT WAS JUST AWFUL! RUCALICH4 (1:28)

M – *speaks slowly, with difficulty as if dying, crawls on the surface and gasps for breath* NEED TO GET BACK FAST… CAN’T BREATHE… IT’S HARD… HELP…AHHHHHHHH! RUCALICH5 (1:37) M – Oh my God, what happened to me? K – *a little bit angrily* I TOLD YOU and

YOU DIDN’T LISTEN, I SAVED YOU THAT YOU DIDN’T DROWN, AND NOW YOU CAN’T MOVE ON THE DRY LAND! M – What a nightmare! K – Walk after me, I mean swim! K – I’ll show you this town, it looks like a very familiar cartoon, doesn’t it?

M – Yes, it looks very familiar! Where are we going? K – And where does he live, I’ve forgotten a bit! K – Okay, let’s go that way! K – Oh, yes, I forgot, we’re going to a certain Water Wizard, the local elder, so to speak! M – *surprise, confusion* WHAT? WHAT WIZARD?

K – The Water Wizard! Maybe he can help you solve your problem so you can go back to your world on dry land! M – Hmmm, sounds interesting, I’m in, where can we find him? K – As a matter of fact here we are! This

Is his house, see the sign! K – A sorcerer, but not an ordinary one, it’s a water sorcerer, let’s go inside! M – Oh, wait, he’s not here! It looks like he’s gone somewhere, probably on a fishing trip! K – Wait, there were his recipes and ingredients here somewhere!

M – Look, what is this? M – These are the recipes, alchemy table, apparently for potions! And here are the necessary ingredients! M – Yeah, that’s interesting! M – Anyway, this is a recipe for a potion

To turn into a human, and it needs an ender pearl, a diamond, a spider’s eye? And some small seaweed or something? K – I see, then let’s find these resources! RUCALICH6 (2:49) K – Follow me, I know where to get the sponges, they’re not far from here!

K – *falls down the stairs* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! M – *alarmed* Kiki, are you okay? K – Aaaaahhhh, that hurt, but it’s okay! I’m fine, thank you! K – Ahhhh, just wait a bit, I’ll get up! K – Look, it’s so nice to lie here on this

Cobblestone! M – We got a little distracted, didn’t we? K – You’re right, come with me! M – Wait, where are we going, what do we need to get first? K – Algae, oh I mean sea sponges or roots, here they are! K – Don’t just stand there, give me a hand,

I can’t do this alone! M – Come on, don’t get upset, I’ll help you, I just had a little look at the locals, they are so beautiful! M – But I am interested in this! K – Hmmmm?

M – And where do we get the rest of the ingredients? K – How should I know, we’ll figure something out! M – Well, for example an eye of the spider, and a diamond! M – Where and how do you even find a spider

Underwater? K – Well, do you know how many spider webs there are in these houses? There are bound to be some spiders there! M – Hmmm, you might be right! M – Okay, looks like we’re done with our first component for the necessary potion, right? K – Yeah, let’s go find the diamonds?

RUCALICH7 (3:47) M – Great, just great, we got the sponges! K – Is that enough? If so, let’s go look for something in his house, shall we? M – Something, you mean diamonds? K – Sort of! M – Listen, this is a really small town you

Have here! K – It’s not a town, it’s just an underwater village! K – Let’s just focus on our search for ingredients, by the way, what’s next? M – I’m looking at the recipe and I see that we need diamonds and a pearl! But god, I don’t know where to get it all!

M – *sadly* Here comes a new problem! K – *decisively* It’s alright, we’ll find the diamonds on land! M – On land? Are you sure about that, we’ll suffocate there! K – Don’t worry, we’ll think of something!

K – The situation for the people in Underground City is much worse, but they can survive on the surface! M – You’re talking in riddles, what kind of Underground City, are we going to be there? K — Well, it’s a sort of City, but it’s even

Lower, it’s almost at the Earth’s core, but we won’t go there, it’s very hard to get there! M – Okay, it’s not safe! RUCALICH8 (4:38) M – I don’t understand anything, why did we come here? K – Come here! K – I’ll tell you what, we can be on dry land,

But in buckets of water to maintain the necessary water level! M – So you mean we have to get into these buckets and we can move around safely on the surface! K – What an intelligent and smart guy you are, Mate! M – I’m just shocked, an amazing idea, but

Are you sure? K – Sure of what? M – Can we survive on the surface while in buckets? K – I don’t know, we’ll see! M – I’m speechless! K – Well, what do you want? We live in a world where you have to take risks all the time!

K – Get the buckets ready for the journey! RUCALICH9 (5:16) M – So wait, what do we do next? K – Well, we need water! Let’s jump into this sea so we don’t take any damage! M – Alright good, let’s swim then to this

Island and there we’ll use buckets of water! K – *relief* Phew, and in water on the surface is very good, I didn’t even expect it! M – You’ve never swam on the surface of the water? K – I didn’t need to, that’s why it was strange

For me! M – Listen, but actually it’s such a cool and unique opportunity to exist in two worlds at once, on the surface of the earth, and under water! Cool, it’s a cool superpower! K – Maybe! So this is an island, swim there

And get wood! M – A wood? Why do we need wood, I did not find it in the recipe! K – Tools, we need to create tools! M – Oh, yeah, that’s right! M – Tools, and we’ll also need weapons!

M – Kiki, go ahead and dig yourself a hole right here and pour water next to it! K – Are you all right? M – Yes, I’m fine! There’s still one question that’s bothering me! K – Go on, tell me, I’m all ears!

M – Anyway, the pearls fall out of the endermen, but how do we defeat them? RUCALICH10 (6:16) K – Hmmm, you’re right Mate, it’s very hard to defeat an enderman in this form, but we can outsmart him with trickery, do you know any vulnerabilities of these monsters?

M – Hmmmm, let me think! M – Okay, first of all, put the workbench right there! M – And secondly, yes, I know something! M – As far as I know, then endermen are afraid of water, very much afraid of it! So we can

Use it against them! K – Ah, that’s great news! K – We’ll trap them in the form of water and then just destroy them with swords! K – By the way, keep the swords, we’re definitely going to need them in the coming battle!

M – Are we all set? K – Let’s go find those monsters and collect those pearls, we’ll finally get half of the ingredients we need! M – I’ll be back to my old form soon! RUCALICH10 (6:58) K – Let’s get ourselves some food first! M – Oh pig! I love pork!

K – Yeah, we sure do, we love it! M – Wait, so your people do come out? K – Well sort of, scouts! They’re the ones doing the resupply work and bringing food and supplies to our village! M – Hurry up and jump in the water hole otherwise

We’ll suffocate in here! K – Mate, it seems the ones we were looking for found us! They’re endermen! M – Uh-huh, right, but we’ll use trickery and destroy them from here, standing in the water!

K – Come on, I got you, I’ve got your back! M – Then let’s go on our long awaited hunt and see if our plan works! K – They really don’t go in the water! M – Yes, because like I said, they are very much afraid of it!

K – And why are they afraid of her? M – I don’t know, maybe it’s their instincts! K – Well done friend, you have destroyed the first one, got the pearl? M – Yes, I took it, but it is not enough! M – We need more pearls!

M – Kiki, let’s quickly dig a hole here and fill it with water, but we need a big wide hole! K – I hear you, as much water as possible! RUCALICH11 (7:58) M – It’s not enough, let’s expand our pit, after all, the more water, more afraid the

Endermen are! K – Mate, help! They’re getting close! M – Hold on, I’ve got your back! M – *a little with anger* TAKE THIS ENDERMAN! COME ON, STEP UP, OR HAVE YOU LOST YOUR CONFIDENCE? I NEED MORE PEARLS, STAY HERE! K – *joyfully* Come on Mate, you’re doing great!

K – You’re doing well, with this success we’ll get just a lot of pearls! M – Yeah, we’ll get so many, we could sell some to merchants! K – Mate watch out behind you! Don’t let your guard down, or they’ll drag you into a scary

Cave! M – AHAHAHAHAHAHA, look at them, how defenseless they are, they can’t do anything about it, just accept it! K – How many more pearls do we need? K – Maybe that’s enough for a few potions? M – Let’s jump into the sea to be safe! You’re right!

K – That’s all Mate, can we go home? M – We’re done with the endermen, now it’s time to find the diamonds! K – And where do we look for them, these diamonds? RUCALICH11 (8:57) M – You melt metal in a furnace, it’s for tools!

M – Because you can’t mine diamonds with your bare hands, you need an iron pick for that! K – Who are you talking to there, let’s look for diamonds! M – It was a very good idea to pour water on the lava!

K – We did that when we were in the caves! K – And we can swim on the water, and the lava is not an obstacle for us, everything is very safe! K – I don’t see any diamonds, are you sure we’re going the right way?

M – Well, of course, because diamond ore often sprouts near the lava, and as you can see the lava is present! K – And what will you do when you regain your human form? M – I don’t know, enjoy life again and rejoice

That I will have legs! M – If it works out, of course, because I’m not sure! K – Oh, you don’t have to worry, it will work out for sure! K – Diamonds! You can do your work now. M – I’ll mine the diamonds and you collect them!

K – And I would like to be on dry land for a few days with my legs! I would like to live like a normal person on the surface, not under water! M – Let’s get out of here, let’s swim there! M – We can go up there safely! RUCALICH12 (10:01)

K – Come on in! K – Let’s go inside Mate, just like I told you we don’t need to hunt spiders! K – Oops, fell down a little bit! K – Anyway, let’s buy a spider’s eye for a diamond now, AHAHAHAHAHA!

K – Let’s go right behind that building! The merchant should be there! K – Ah, there you are, hello, give us one spider eye please! M – Yeah, I see him, and how much will it cost?

M – Wow, I see you’re a merchant of exotic objects, thank you very much for your help, here’s the diamond! K – Wonderful Mate, let’s go back to the Water Wizard’s shack and see if we’ve got everything! M – Well as far as I remember, we’ve got all

The ingredients we need, that’s for sure! Maybe the Sorcerer will help us? K – He’s not at home, apparently disappeared somewhere, it often happens! He’ll be here soon! M – So, yes, we’ve gathered enough ingredients! M – We’ve got a bunch of sea sponges, a diamond, a spider’s eye!

M – Anyway, we can start making this cure! K – And you’ll finally get back to your human form! K – Then let’s go set the potion cauldron outside! K – We’re not going to cook it in the house, it’s not safe! RUCALICH13 (11:01)