Mind-blowing secrets from MCNN’s Week 8 Recap!

Hello and welcome back to mcnn my name is l and I’m Salem and we’re back yet again to Spill the secrets of Secret Life as a general note unfortunately Etho was sick this week and didn’t upload an episode he said that he plans to combine it with next week’s episode

Because not much happened to him but his absence is still felt also there was no filming this week as sessions 8 and N were filmed back to back so any spoiler that may have been leaked for next session could be very accurate nobody checks Scar’s Twitter as far as this

Session’s events this week was a good one for all the crime fans out there server members began stealing from everyone sorry suffered heavily from lag as they prepared for the final battle coming soon I don’t know let’s go let’s just keep stealing hello friend going well so far

So far so good I’m just making my rounds yeah making my rounds acquiring some Goods going through everybody’s chest that’s what I’m doing yeah that’s why I’m over here that’s what you’re doing to ours too huh cool if you recall another fun feature that was added this season was the

Addition of spawner recipes and MOB egg drops initially creeper spawners were banned at the start of the season but as of this session that’s no longer the case and several players jumped at the opportunity to build creeper farms under their bases look what I have oh my gosh I’ve got I’ve just made

Myself a creeper Farm is that what you’re doing yes okay I thought it was a fun surprise you already did it so fast I just converted my zombie one it was very quick to convert it’s fine oh man can a man ever make a creeper Farm in peace and quiet

Oh my gosh it’s working it’s working oh this is working so good come on gunpowder let’s go let’s go it actually works oh I’m so excited and you have just witnessed my first mob spawner Farm ever created bending the rules is a life games tradition that only ever leads to

More chaos and fun and speaking of fun let’s go to our field team to learn about all the shenanigans of the Hound on the mound beat up below 100 and all of his friends thanks Salem this week the MERS were more than a little disjointed as Joel succinctly pointed

Out their numbers were two Reds and a yellow while answering the bonding question the day how do you plan to survive beat ups told his fellow mounders about his plans and his corresponding nickname tripwire my new nickname is tripwire cuz I’m going to be setting a lot of tripwire traps shortly

Into the session bebs decided to follow his red heart to form a big dog alliance with Martin thanks to a bit of miscommunication on both sides bebs didn’t realize his team up required abandoning the mounders you know what he said to someone else he’s getting people

Into his big dogs alive and he said that they you had to forfeit your previous ones to be in it so what’s going on I did not forfeit I did Martin told Pearl that BDubs supposedly had left his day one Alliance she of course was Swift to confront bebs about this all right

Here’s your test bebs if you’re not in Alliance with him you’re going to walk up to him right with me and you’re going to tell him that you’re you’re still in an alliance with the MERS you’re right sorry Martin uh Pearl has something to say no you have something to say some

Quick thinking from Pearl had the mounders lending BDubs to Martin this kept good old tripwire in their Alliance never mind the trust issues this could instill in Martin you can go tell him that you want to be part of his Alliance yes but you’re still in Alliance with us

You just get to do under the table dealings you know I say I renounce yes you say you renounce but you’re still you’re still in aliance to this beat up spent the rest of the session placing his tripwire traps around the server most notably one that took out the

Majority of a newly respawned grian’s red hell what my boy looking towards the other side of the mole hill this session also gave Joel plenty to do he finished a huge amount of tasks this week so many in fact that it was the most we’ve seen completed by a player in a single

Session thus far as Joel ticked off his task the rest of the server got caught in the crossfire his first T targeted scar specifically with repeated shots from an unenchanted bow a TNT trap triggered remotely was his next assignment followed by firing a TNT cannon at a

Base both were directed at the bestie’s base inflicting minor damage on Cleo and Etha respectively Joel then had to make a straight shot directly upwards to damage a non- red player after a few failed attempts he spotted the perfect Target impulse climbing Jim’s Tower his final task of the session damaging

Someone with a dog’s attack challenged him to prove he wasn’t all bark and no bite Scott if you let my dogs hit you once I’ll stop shooting you oh okay yeah you can do that woohoo okay his success left him with a problem there weren’t any non- Reds left for his task to

Target everybody’s red now well I failed I failed that’s it I I actually never mind I failed okay that’s sad let me have a look at mine yeah yeah I failed mine as well of course our mounders wouldn’t be the mounders we know and love without some eccentricities Pearl’s

Task for the session was to leave conversations in a dramatically unique way attach she did her best at but ultimately failed due to the sheer amount of conversations she was in and more importantly her yellow death interestingly enough her task had a mirror task impulse had to enter

Conversations with theatrics a test he ended up failing as well as he entered his red life so you can think about it for a little bit and you know go from there down I’ll give you a push thank you oh I’m I’m already going thank you

Sir I appreciate go that seems to cover the mounders this week back to you in the studio thank you Antoinette while the mounders were trying to keep a hold of their most loyal dog Scott sought out some dogs of his own after seeing Tango utilize a wolf spawner last week Scott

Decided it was time to put together his own wolf pack operation make me a ton of wolves should be a go how many wolves is too many wolves that’s the question now most of you will die but that is a sacrifice I am willing to make but with

No bones in sight Scott turned to the easiest solution to his problem stealing the bones and some arrows for Gem from Pearl okay okay got three stack oh wait Jam wanted AR us a minute inity I need to go and in other dog news bebs wasn’t the

Only person Martin tried to convince to join the big dogs ow ow he also tried to fetch the heart Foundation Gem and pearl for his Alliance but no one threw him a bone it was probably the fact that he didn’t want to share with anyone else’s alliances you can’t stay in your current

Alliance that you would have to saver tise no dice skiis had a good reason to be loyal to his team this week was all about keeping the now Broken Heart Foundation beating thanks lyric while the love Island fires have calmed down the devastation they left behind is alarming the giant heart

Once the centerpiece of Love Island life has been completely destroyed in a statement released by The Heart Foundation earlier this week they indicated that they know the identity of the person responsible and would be taking action to avenge their sacred Monument I have my entire crosshairs settled on that man over there what

Little kindness was left in their now broken hearts is reserved for each other as the harm Foundation banded together and turned their blood lust on the rest of the server you my brothers I pledge uh-huh the only way I will take a sword to one of you is if there is literally

Nobody no one else I pledge I pledge as well if it’s the three of us and there’s one other person that one other person doesn’t have a chance I play our goal is to get this server down to the three of us Big B was tasked with using a mob to cause

Damage to a yellow and skizzle man needed to kill a yellow outright so the pair teamed up against good times of Scar as planned Tango meanwhile snuck around back to loot Scar’s chests and then everyone else’s skis started his assassination attempt on his own sneaking around scar

Before he saw his chance to strike he got a hit off on him but was forced to retreat skis and Big B returned together and Big B distracted scar so skis could plant TNT behind him all right you cricking on the guy with the least amount of hearts

The explosion killed Scar and skiis counted his task complete what’s up what’s up Big B managed to complete two tasks himself this week by summoning a skeleton to shoot Scott’s major and then striking a deal for Scott to shoot grien in exchange for gold yeah so you have to

Get me to do three hearts of damage to R uh but then I need something in return for doing it cuz that’s part of the deal okay well what do you need and hopefully I got it he did try and convince Scott to go for Cleo but Scott’s friendship

With Cleo is as strong as big be’s animosity so big b settled for the next best thing um I just pick someone and go and shoot them a bunch probably Cleo CLE is a hard one for me to do yeah okay well I mean but Pearl has a lot of

Dogs right yeah I mean I was going to go for like green Oro oh yeah that green unfortunately he was forced to fail his third task when his inability to find an invisibility potion prevented him from executing the Ambush it required the trio teamed up with their fellow Reds

Martin and Jem to launch an attack against EO Cleo and grien despite outnumbering them almost 2 to one their campaign against the castle crew did minimal damage perhaps it was Tango’s abysmal luck this week that prevented their success it certainly prevented his Tango was unable to complete a single

Task or kill this week I’m faure his attempt to turn Pearl red was interrupted by Scar and his solo ender pearl attack on the castle ended with him losing far more hearts of damage than he dealt when they released the hounds Tango’s No Good Very Bad Day continued with him losing another five

Hearts to what we assume was a combination of fall damage and mobs leaving him down to two and a half the Broken Heart Foundation ended their week by breaking berry bushes which now pose a serious threat to Tango’s wellbeing I think it’s fitting that I

Just di to a back to you in the studio thanks Harmony during his unfortunate bout of bad luck this week Tango also claimed to have never killed a player in the history of the series well with the records we keep here at mcnn we can prove that isn’t true not only has he

Taken multiple lives we also reported on his two Boogie kill during last season’s recap just go on the chest go on the Chest oh I’m he’s better at this game than he thinks he is even if he couldn’t take out Cleo’s team this session on the subject of Cleo big BBY made one thing very clear during his time on the server this week his burning desire to kill his longtime rival but Cleo wasn’t really

Thinking about him this week because she had better things to do Cleo’s task this week was to be the server secret santa classifying members of The Secret Life Community as naughty or nice and dispensing prizes or punishments to match while Etho was an obvious pick for

The nice list Jem and Scar were a bit of a surprise Tango Pearl and Big B made the naughty list after they messed with Cleo what happens to the Poo Alliance huh uh your team killed my puppies so I killed [Laughter] yours oh you want you want to go you

Want to go oh you want you set yourself on fire didn’t do anything to it this is dangerous games Cleo while Cleo had their eyes on other players someone else had their eyes on grien in an unexpected twist Jimmy solidarity returned to the life Series this week as

A ghostly Angel to guide grien for his secret task Jimmy’s advice was often more humorous than helpful with many of his commands only given for a laugh say Etho do the zombie dance e do the zombie dance sorry sorry sorry e where’s the zombie dance but he was still a help acting as

A guardian angel when red players like Martin tried to get the jump on grien and his teammates great we have in terms of behind you just look I think we should gather what we can to the right this is too scary I don’t like it and

While we still don’t know where in the world Etho was and won’t know for sure until next week we can piece some of his story together at the end of the session Etho and both his roommates were on a trip to the secret keeper when they were

Struck down by a band of roving Reds scar was among them and though he’d been trying to turn over a new Leaf this session he ended up being the one to take Etho out knocking him down to Red let’s go to our field team to hear more about Scar’s attempted Redemption Arc

Thanks Salem after a run of task induced villainy last session scar set out this time with a plan to smooth things over with the red lives by making a creeper Farm to sell them TNT this might have worked if his task hadn’t been to sabotage three red lives bases to

Complete it he stole Joel’s enchanting setup after using it and then blew it up gave Baxter an explosive Dental overhaul and broke bdb’s creeper spawner somehow along the way he turned red himself but sabotaging his own base to complete his task never occurred to him in an attempt

To make amends after the task was done scar gifted BDubs an empty spawner and Creeper egg this seemed to mify BDubs which left scar hopeful he has at least one Alliance shaky though it may be let’s hope he’s right because there aren’t many other likely allies around considering all the shenanigans he’s

Pulled prior to this week after last week’s apocalypse jeem started out her session with an apology tour gifting impulse yet another heart applauding Tango’s dramatic reenactment of last session Tang tango tango tango tango and gifting pear camac one of her many completed tasks this week had her kill a

Bunch of horses but their blood was not all she had on her blade herl and both her Scots were also introduced to the edge of gem sword this week gem also planted berry bushes everywhere for people to take damage on and SPL scar onto dripstone in other words gem read

Her homework understood the assignment and aced it Pearl might initially have been weary but once the nature of Gem’s task was explained she was happy to team up with her I had to hit you with a sword until you blocked with a shield and you never blocked with a stupid

Shield you have it right you’re holding it it’s right there surely she’ll first thing she’ll do is this no the shield I can’t see it it’s like pixel in the bottom of my screen I forgot okay let this be a reminder to Minecrafters everywhere even if you’re using a

Resource pack that makes your Shield less visible you can still use it speaking of the Scots impulse and Scots major managed to stay yellow for almost the entire session impulse his task wasn’t inherently risky as he just needed to enter eight different conversations in eight creative ways that ranged from moonwalking to

Pretending his mic was Breaky up right do EX you all right over there you got some constipation of course considering the server was half right to start with that did up the anti a bit Scott’s task was to EES drop on the Reds provide bad Intel to other yellows and

Get them to act on it despite some sneaky around he never did quite manage it though he did manage to get the ban their own wolf spawner and helped Big B deal three hearts of damage to a non- red Brien oh get him boys he also gave Green a golden apple

Right after afterward to make up for it that act along with gifting Scar and well- enchanted sword to forge an alliance with him both demonstrate some of the many ways he kept out of other people’s crosshairs how do you pull it off you stay yellow forever nobody wants

To go after you yes answer your question all honestly I have no idea you are just bulletproof of course actually letting people kill him like Martin last week and now gem this week might also have had something to do with it perhaps seeky a similar level of protection

Impulse followed his lead leaving Jen with 58 hearts and the entire server on red back to you Studio crew thank you nursing geek with everyone R and Ready for War the server is looking much less friendly than it did 6 weeks ago at the slumber party basically everything’s set

To blow up bebs promised the besties that he wasn’t going to attack them performing a trust exercise at Gram’s request we have do we have a friend friendly red yes I’m friendly with you guys no no no pranking though at this point bebs had already rigged his own

Bedroom at the besties with three TNT mine carts with trip wire taking 17 Hearts from Gan when he later respawned to be fair it is his bedroom impulse built a piston pit trap under the gem in the Scott staircase it didn’t manage to catch anyone but he was later able to

Hide within the Redstone to avoid a swarm of Reds I’m still in self-preservation mode I don’t think I can attack anyone as much as I want to pull the switch on this call that anti- red stone Joel placed moss covered magma blocks around the server and Scar in

Particular for minor damage just because the floor wasn’t magma didn’t make it safe Martin attempted to gravel spliff Pearl with his pit trap from last week at the gem and the Scots entrance unfortunately for him Pearl has a danger sense home honed by decked out and jumped away just in time scar trapped

Joel’s front door and the front of Baxter with TNT under a pressure plate oh my God no how much of it is in there who would trap the big dogs like this okay it was just incredibly uh annoying the trap at Martins did minimal damage to anything except the canine

Construction though at least it blew up when its Target was there the trap at Joel was set off by scar on accident then we just place a TNT block and a pressure plate and there we go okay let’s see what else we can sabotage around here and of course here’s everyone’s

Tasks this week special points go to Joel for knocking out five tasks as a red name and doing a ton of damage in the process the only reason he didn’t complete task six was because there weren’t any remaining non Reds to hurt once again we don’t know what Etho task

Was say and we can’t really make a good guess so we’ll have to update you on that information when his episode comes out next week and that should do it for this week’s Secret Life recap my name is Salem and I’m LC and thank you so much

For watching be sure to come back next week for what should be a very dramatic finale