Minecraft: 7 MORE GLITCHES

All right what’s going on dudes and welcome to the glitcher – this is a sequel to that map I played a few weeks back called well the glitch er a lot of people watch that if you didn’t have the gadget I’ll link it in the description but we should

Probably get started with this thing I can choose what kind of head I want to play with and a human a corn sounds kind of fabulous so I might go ahead and do that let me see what I look like now all right oh man I actually have a unicorn

This is the best we’re gonna play the map like this alrighty then layer the creators let’s get started with this thing so okay I know I feel like I don’t know enough glitches to make this thing happen I know with the minecart you can

Put the leaf block on top of it and then you can x-ray around the whole world but I feel like that’s not gonna be happening here Roy then let me see what we have up here let’s see where we’re trying to get to and what we’re gonna

Have to do oh I wonder oh okay I know I know how to do this I know how to do this little minor will minor glitch exploit bug Madhu hacker except okay so first off you’re going to just be obnoxious and forced me to scooch this

Thing over to the other track over here mm-hmm okay come on come on there you go okay then we got to scoot it up the hill be really helpful if I had like a booster track or something oh god this is gonna be this is just gonna be plain

Old frustrating here oh go go go go up to the top go come on come on come on okay and then I bet you if I go in then I can yup this mount over here sweet your boy is professional glitch master 421 337 sir I should change my youtube name to

Guys and rebranding gonna going to be glitch master 420 letes anyway what are we doing here what’s what’s the glitch of choice okay so we got we got a little is that on purpose that’ll hole in the wall thing I don’t know anyway okay so find a little combination of parkour little glitch

Master what are we doing what do we I will be going here okay I just realized I was playing in creative mode I swear I wasn’t doing it to cheat I would never do that to you then that actually just started me off that way for some reason

And I had a bunch of blocks in my inventory I cleared those out but forgot to change the game on anyway we’re good to go now and so we’re trying to let’s see where do we have to go is it inside is this where the glitches aisle is gold

Over there okay so maybe we’re trying to get to the the gold but that seems like it’s probably correct wait so is it just like a like a parkour thing that doesn’t seem like much of a glitch jumping on like that no there we go all right so

Maybe we work our way around and go like this and go like that and that’s not a pressure plate okay so what are we dead decoy oh you little son of a gun you and your you little decoy gold block making me think that was actually wearing need

To go okay that’s not where I need to go so what do we have to do instead maybe something outside under if it has anything to do with the oh oh what if it’s up here what if the glitch is is up in the trees and that was all

Just an elaborate ruse remember there were roses there were ruses last time around as you may be good during it why don’t I just start over here why don’t I start there I don’t know what I’m doing okay okay so we’re up top now top of the

World man it’s the name of the outro song you know and what are we trying to do over here okay maybe what if I fell out into the two-block thing no no what if it was about finding the glitches in the map and not not so much glitches in

Minecraft but I really don’t know where I’m supposed to go I don’t even see a gold pressure plate anywhere well a heck man alright man don’t ask me how don’t ask me how what in the what is this what what is this what is this what kind of

What kind of madness is this thing oh my god well that is that is a glitch if I have ever seen one what in the world is the world’s biggest chest I could fit the world inside the world’s biggest Juice is monumental this is like double double chest Wow

I actually kind of want to figure out and make that that’s that the thing where you like squish a chest with a piston into another chest or do I don’t even anyway I got the pressure plate and now I bet you I can place that on the block

Golde so it wasn’t entirely a decoy now I have to parkour oh my god well that was some gnar buckle stuff right there dude let’s go over here and then boom and your boy is making it to level three now oh goody the ice level level I had so

Much trouble with last oh we got polar-bear what’s up dude what’s uh what’s the name did you name the Polar Bear I feel like you have to name the boat go fishing go fishing press to receive prize I love prizes oh thanks so

Much for the pro oh oh we got fish for a pressure plate okay what no that’s not working come on good okay wait wait whoa oh okay I got this I got this how am I supposed to get this though and also that fish for you hey

You what’s up dude you want to hang out you want to be best buds I just want to see what your name is that’s all it’s all I’m interested in uh it’s possible it’s possible oh we got parkour up oh you got a parkour over the polar bear

Pit once we catch the pressure plate all right so here what let me see is there an easier way to do this come on yes got it so now it’s not so much about glitching as it is just being parkour master 9,000 so how do we gather we get up let me see

Okay we probably have to start on here I imagine them from here please don’t eat me I promise I’m nice I’m nice I love polar bears I try to reduce my carbon footprint so that your ice doesn’t melt even though your ice seems to be melting

Right now I assure you that’s not my fault I had nothing to do with it wait and uh okay how do you parkour this thing I don’t even know where to start I’m assuming the prep the the the place to place it down it is over there but a

Damn idea of naoki how to oh maybe maybe we do this maybe we jump to the fence that’s not gonna work you purposefully blocked me okay oh okay we gotta go up there we got to do something with that we got to do something with that tree alright and

Then we use that tree to get to the other tree and then everything is right in the world except my inability to parkour that’s not right in the world don’t eat me please nothing to me I will be I will be best friends with you alright I’ll give you a

Coca-cola because that’s what polar bears like right they love they love coca-cola all the advertisements in the world oh my god are you gonna force me to do this frickin strafe jump are you really can I even do that is that even a possible jump to do or do any and that’s

The only place I can land there’s nowhere to land with it okay Android then that’s pretty fantastic pretty fantastic so we have to go like this and then okay come please God dang it why are you looking at me that way I’m just trying to do some parkour it’s not like

You’ve never tried to do that in your life ah okay yeah parkour between all your melted ice chunks that’s sad actually that’s really sad that’s that’s yourself can I not do this can I not do that probably can’t do that I don’t think I’ve ever made a jump like that

Okay okay oh wow oh I thought I might almost had it did you see that did you see you want to give me a boost so that I can do it that’d be great that’d be the best thing you’ve ever done in your like God darn it really your party oh

Dude you’re partying hard you’re like oh man you almost made it I’m gonna celebrate by jumping No oh yeah boy have I ever made it I don’t know if I’ve ever made a jump like that before I don’t know if I’ve ever done that jump before

Oh my god oh my god but but wait but wait but wait but oh and then I have to jump to this the barrier block and then over there and then in a oh god oh god oh god well then uh here’s the deal I’m checkpointing this right here cuz I feel

Like I’m gonna fall on those those glass block jumps and I am not dealing with making that strafe again that strafe was too gnarly for too gnarly for me don’t you dare fall don’t you dare fall you son of a gun I know it’s pot that is

Actually a heck of a jump right there my fov is probably making it look longer but that is a heck of a jump whoo good damn it I mean a polar bear cage don’t eat me please I I’m we’re checkpointing like super check check pointing that okay here we go

No okay don’t mess I see you so you better wait how do i oh that’s such a tease dude if then you jump from there to the top of the tree that you are already on all this is just to get from like up one block on that tree Oh God darn it

Who is gonna be frustrating okay there is a term right there guys oh no okay okay mmm juice oh but another one oh but there’s this is a checkpoint there’s another checkpoint this is another checkpoint okay okay okay come on oh come on no no

No didn’t think I was signing up for a corner up here are you kidding right why does this exist good oh my god oh no forgive me forgive me please don’t please no please please stop please stop I promise I didn’t mean to punch you in the face I

Did it I did it now you’re gonna give me one more I have one more like that you’re giving me just the absolute maximum perk or distance jump possible okay okay oh you oh my god I hate this juice okay and then one one final one

Here one final one here no welcome to the parkour map ladies and gentlemen ain’t no glitches here we just got parkour welcome to the villager Olympics what are we doing here what are we doing here alright villager Olympics ha ha I’m making villager noises because I’m okay

So this is a glitch this is actually I wonder if like I access the I access Russia may I Russia me access you while I was wondering you’d like maybe if I access them while jumping it would allow me to go over the fence but no that’s not a thing so are

There any fence scape there aren’t so there has to be a way to get over the fence in this hurdles event what do you guys all doing this is not a one-person like event we got to have everyone in every lane doing the hurdles okay don’t

Look at me like that don’t look at me like that Japan what are you USA yo I’m your fellow teammate can you help me out here can you help me get over the hurdles because I’m at a loss I don’t know how to do this why don’t we get over the freaking

Hurdle I’ve never done this before I’m not a professional Olympic athlete I want to get the Zika virus okay we have an Electra I didn’t realize this ladies and gentlemen welcome to the the wingsuit hurdling event now we have to use these in some way to get over this

Right right right I wonder if I have to stay in my life come on come on come on mmm not gonna work I’ve never done this before I’ve never done this before I know there’s a glitch where you do it underwater and allows you to get up like

A one-block ledge out of the water but I’ve never done it over a fence maybe you have to run and jump at it and then and then activate it like yeah let’s see let me see I don’t know if this is a better thing to do in f5 or if it’s

Better to do it in first-person how do you do this maybe you do it at the edge let’s see you like that no we’re gonna have something to do with the Elektra I can’t go up here to get like any sort of head start so this is

Trick UVic I like that we’re back to glitches though I like that we’re back to glitches I had a little bit I mean even though we’re on hurdles which is kind of parkour II we’re back okay it’s a game of timing it’s a game of timing that’s all I feel like the

Hurdles is kind of a game of timing I didn’t do hurdles ever professionally um but I will tell you that I did get first place in the county track meet long jump when I was in like fifth grade so that’s big accomplishment just want to point

That out I’m still proud of it but I’ve lost all that ability since then and my hurtling ability with it how do I do this wonder if it’s an under thing like I have to crawl under the fence you can’t do that can you what if I just

Spam spacebar if eventually it’ll work or something like that this fan face bars much as possible it’s got it’s the only possible answer here sorry for this keyboard spam great audio quality on this video the best you only the best here on the CaptainSparklez youtube channel we use only the loudest

Keyboards available on the open market that also have broken eqi’s I did kind I did actually I cleaned out the under the key um and it didn’t really sort out the problem it seems to be a problem with the keyboard internals not just under the keys so and but anyway that’s

Neither here nor there I’m just trying to can I can I really can I please just get over the friends spirit like in you’re not this so the beauty is that once we get on top of the first one if we get on half of the first one we can

Just parkour the rest of the way and I swear to you I’m not if I over jump if I get on top of the fence I jump down in the next area I don’t care I don’t care I’m going to checkpoint the top of the

Fence so I can parkour the rest of the way because this is how do you do this there’s gotta be a way do there’s gotta be a way come on oh holy there’s app we interrupt this broadcast little that was weird my microphone like cut

Off just as I saw that was a that was a house centipede is what I was saying there um anyway so I’m just yeah you have no idea how long that took that was like half an hour that was like half an hour of trying this thing so I’m just

Gonna parkour my way across him as I was saying I’m just going to parkour my way across because I value my life oh my god it was actually it was actually like a solid half an hour there we’re good we’re good on to the next level what

Glitch could this one possibly be mm-hmm okay so is there like a way to way to make our way through thee ha no kidding was that all was I didn’t realize you could do that that’s very interesting okay and then I bet I can do something

With the dragon heads maybe yes and then and then oh and then there’s a chest down there oh please don’t get me stuck oh please don’t get me stuck what’s how we got a weighted pressure plate can be placed on gold and we got a lot of ender pearls alright

Alrighty then what are we doing over here Alan stuck in there okay so we’re trying to probably like just get on top of so oh it’s right over there oh how convenient that was easy I feel like okay so though is just having to do with like shift jumps and stuff that’s

Pretty cool though it’s pretty cool you can just like shift your weight maybe it was no I was like maybe I did it really easily just first try and it’d be hard to reproduce but no it’s not that bad okay anyway a little minor thread the needle glitch there and now we’re back

Onto some ice okay so what is the meaning of this I wonder I kind of like don’t want to jump off because what if I need to do something with the slime blocks and then I can’t do it anymore because I’ve already jumped off maybe there’s a reset button

Okay so there’s that oh well that’s that’s not so good is it that’s not so good well there was no way we were going to be able to make it over the glass regardless so okay so we can do this oh we got a boat or I have a boat in my

Inventory already I’m observant and then we have another okay jungle oak and all that stuff so am I just supposed to like place it down and then move my way over probably ha I didn’t know you place votes on enchantment tables how interesting oh and now I’m in the glass okay and

Then in a minute over there oh come on there we go that was easy easy peasy lemon squeezy I mean that that’s been around for a while I don’t know if the blocks have anything to do with it I don’t think they do just wanted to fan safai all right sweet boat

Glitches that’s all that’s been around for a little while but anyway what do we have here what do we have here press to start let me investigate the chest see we got so we got some wood we have gone to old house what else we have some

Arrows I wonder if I’m supposed to make okay so this it hold on um I feel like these are probably supposed to be closed because that seems like we just won’t that seems a little too easy that we’re just fine huh let’s press the start and

See what happens here okay so it closes that press to start all right I didn’t want to cheat I could have just walked through one of the gold pressure plate but I I didn’t want to do that I did not want to do that so what are we

Doing here so this comes from in here set up what is that as a zombie in there okay zombie have something to do with the signal that’s very odd now this wood can’t be placed on anything okay the arrows let me see um-hmm there’s a drop

In from up there but I can’t jump into it obviously ah with the wood potentially oh there’s a crafting table in here okay okay now I wonder if let’s see I wonder if we have to like kill the zombie somehow if that’s what we need to

Do all right that was weird the level actually started with both these doors open so I coulda just walked over the pressure play for some reason I had to reset the map anyway we’re good now so we have to open both these doors and get to the

Pressure plate somehow so okay we have a weevil workbench kind of hidden down in here I just don’t know what’s actually like tripping off the redstone it looks like there’s some zombies kind of like hidden in here I can’t get to them there’s zombies hidden in here it’s like

Bazan these are the ones actually tripping off the redstone but I can’t it’s hard to tell anyway okay so inside the chest we’ve got 64 string what else do we have we have some wood over here obviously can’t place this down anywhere um and then we’ve got some arrows so I can make

A bow right I just don’t know exactly I wonder I wonder if this is open on the top like if I could kind of just drop some arrows down on the top of the zombies the only thing I can’t I just can’t tell if the arrows can land in

There that’d be oh wait wait wait is it open is it I can’t tell God during it it’s really uh I might just have to I mean it seems like the only thing we can do is make bow and arrows right so why don’t we do that and hopefully wait if I

Click press to start I don’t what that does but I started it we started the whole thing okay boom so let’s think this I’m just hoping I don’t need to do something with that extra piece of wood I’m not aware of and also watch me just white break the entire durability of the

Bow before I’m able to be okay so if I do this my head and I hit you and I I’m just trying to figure out what the trajectory is for this come on come on God dang it how do I do this see did it land no okay so there’s no opening in

There oh I wonder I wonder if the glitch is that you can actually shoot zombies through the walls oh you can did do it though that didn’t stop anything from happening but that I didn’t actually realize that was a thing that is a very interesting little glitch huh

Okay so they’re both dead that opened one dead open one but what about the other oh I gotta kill the other zombie there’s another one in here okay come back hey come here come hither I need to slay you so that this door opens dude I’m stuck come on

There’s I didn’t actually know that was a thing but freaking come on I killed your friend please yeah it was like we if we just had to arc the arrow up in the sky that wouldn’t really be much of a glitch would it okay come on

Come on you for the love of God can you plea I swear I killed you oh it’s both open we’re good we’re good whoa little delayed reaction arrows I was concerned okay is that it did we do them all we won sweet alrighty then man we’d beat it

Learned a couple new things while we were at it as well I did not know about like the shooting through the corner thing huh how interesting anyway alright man well I hope you’ve enjoyed and despite my parkour rage if you did make sure to LIKE the video you know and you

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