Minecraft, But Any Item You Draw, You Get

I’m about to get the rarest dharma ever amethyst baby and dance wait what why am i wearing a dress my drawing wasn’t that bad i ain’t no girl get it off get it off today we’re drawing with a magic paintbrush that makes any item block or structure real even if it doesn’t exist

In minecraft alright we’re under attack apparently my address brings all the boys to the yard if you know what i’m saying well you know what they say apparently a good defense is the best offense i don’t know if that’s true but you know what we’re going to make this village

Absolutely impenetrable all right well i have definitely no picasso here guys but i want them to turn into bedrock houses i’m literally getting attacked oh boy quick troll the arrow draw the arrow back and turn it to a bedrock go go go go go it actually works yo this is awesome

Wait hold on hold on hold up are those bedrock stairs bro that’s so cursed i need to be careful one wrong stroke and i can literally break my crap oh wait guys i’ve made a huge mistake there’s no doors all the doors are bedrock now the villagers can’t open them oh my god

These pillages are literally following me okay well how are they supposed to fight if they’re trapped inside their houses okay we need to think of something else ah oh you know what you know what we’re gonna have some huge muscles all right and they can just burst out of these houses themselves

Right now so our villager man looks like that and he comes down he’s got his little robes there we go and you know for reference all right this this is me all right we want absolutely humongous villages go all right please tell me this is gonna work oh

Holy flip yes rise my mighty villagers rise but why they’re running everywhere oh flip you’ve got to be kid bro they’re not attacking any of the pillagers right now they’re literally just running away from oh my god we need to shrug them back down and turn them into actual

Soldiers because apparently you know muscles mean nothing to these villages we just gotta get them swords here guys beyond man we want them to actually be normal size i’m getting pushed around everywhere all right and done hopefully that’ll shrink the dead okay they’re done they’re tiny

Look at these guys going yeah beat him up beat him up i’m joining it i’m joining in oh yeah and these dudes have swords and shields and crossbar these guys are absolutely awesome alright the next round of the raid is coming i want to see my glorious

Army from the skies so i want amethyst jet pack is that a real thing i i do not know but you know what i can draw it it’s about to be a real thing boom give me my jet pack baby let’s chuck those on oh how do we use

This thing uh i really don’t know how to say we got to join them for this next round here guys i could give them a little bit of air support oh i have an idea we’re going to make a bazooka here all right i need it to be slightly lighter gray

That’s the perfect gray all right let’s go ahead draw this thing giant bazooka on the empty you can’t forget the scope like that guys and the handle oh i’m getting shot we need that bazooka now give it to us oh look at this bad boy all right we’ve got

Plenty of pillages in the sides and boom all right guys one remaining we got one hot the soldiers are looking for there he is there he is target locked oh i missed that was embarrassing uh cut that out you did nobody needed to see that boom

Oh wait we got another round here guys all right let’s go the pillagers are almost all gone unlocked sites for the final one there whoa there we go boys victory celebrate good times come on let’s celebrate wait why aren’t you guys celebrating oh well okay i suppose there are some explosions

And your village has been turned to bedrock yeah i can see why you wouldn’t want to celebrate you know what we’re going to make this place a celebration i can fix this all right okay well i’m no artist here i’m certainly not da vinci

Or anything but what i do know how to do is draw a very basic version of a minecraft house so that’s exactly what i’m going to do there is our village all right and we just want to upgrade this so uh i i honestly can’t draw anything better

So i’m just going to write up great wow even my letters are so bad guys it’s so hard to draw inside a minecraft all right upgrade times 100 all right i want to see the coolest villager ever bam whoa what just happened to this house oh my goodness hey yo

This place is nice uh do normal villagers deserve this absolutely not but villages with swords oh yeah they do and it’s time to open this very fine new establishment to the public maybe even on a server you guys can all join but you can’t just do that without a proper

Opening ceremony bro i want a band yeah that’s right guys get those trumpets going but i don’t want to be the one playing the trumpets and you know these villagers have fought hard enough they don’t deserve to do it either you know what i’m gonna enslave minecraft’s most

Hated creature the creeper no longer shall they blow up your house but they will be blowing up your ears with their sweetest sweet tunes we’ll give them the trumpet boom boom and we got the little horn on the end just like that it has like little buttons on the top a handle

Don’t know how they’re holding that since they don’t exactly have hands and of course this is a band we can’t just have one of them we’re going to have an absolute a ton of them 50 i think that should do done give me my band baby oh

No oh no oh no this is bad oh you guys no no what did these creepers do guys i didn’t realize trump and drippers were worse than actual creepers holy flip my game is lagging bro oops i didn’t want to live there anyways i could live anywhere on earth anyways

Or i could live on another planet eh it’s time to get off this stuff wait do other planets even exist at minecraft i don’t know but we’re about to find out give me the rocket baby yo that is so dope that thing is huge i love it wait one of these other things

Rocket launch pads and fuel buckets do i need to use them to launch this thing hold up okay let’s we’ve got nine of these so i’m assuming we put them down in a three by three chuck our rocket on oh this is awesome this is so dope bro

And our final bucket of fuel is almost there at 100 oh yeah let’s do this all right jump in and any moment now and we have liftoff oh this is so tight look at me go bruh this ain’t real i can see the whole minecraft solar system i didn’t realize there were

Actually other planets on earth you can go to mars mercury venus bro what about the moon oh there it is haha let’s go to the moon wait warning what what is happening guys what is happening what is happening right now i mean like stuff’s

A little special oh flip no no no no no no no please don’t die please don’t die please don’t die okay really hold on ah ow ow ow wait what i’m still taking damage for some reason the moon is toxic oh wait i’m actually stupid guys there’s

No oxygen up here i need to pay myself a spacesuit get down quickly quick quick quick oh i’m going to die i’m going to die this is the worst let’s set up the scene all right and what we need like a visor to see through all right um i

Really hope it interprets what i want please give me a space suit man oh wait i think i got it i got it oh check out the oxygen mask the spaceships and the pants oh wait i need to get rid of the jet pack I’m alive this is one small step for minecraft just one giant lick for minecraft kind hey you know what maybe i can see my village explosion up here from space i mean earth is over there i just need to get i need to zoom in just

A little bit here um since my eyes aren’t good enough what else could we draw telescope oh the minecraft literally has its own telescope it’s called the spyglass guys all right but the spyglass still only zooms a little bit we need something better we need double this oh guys we literally just

Draw trouble of this oh yeah double the trouble baby all right let’s uh connect that and then all we need to do is join those two up boom give me binoculars oh yo look at these things bro they look so dope oh my goodness okay ready guys can

I see my explosion what okay well this literally just gave me a closer up version actually i i don’t know why i thought this would work all right well this this is lame the moon is officially boring all right i’m drawing another rock and i’m heading for marx all right

What does mars have to offer no nothing hello oh my this is literally a red version of the moon bruh oh look at that oh that’s so tiny it reminds me of the crippling loneliness that i have out here bro if only i hadn’t blown up all my poor

Villager friends back on minecraft wait i could just draw new friends that might be the saddest thing i’ve ever said but i can draw new ones we can draw aliens to mars oh wait let’s do this guys give me some alien friends i’ll be the coolest kid on the block

Wait error there is already intelligent life on mars no cap bro aliens are real and they’re somewhere here oh i’m hyped i’m hype we gotta get moved we’re gonna find where these aliens at bro okay well this is the slowest way possible i can’t put on my

Jet pike right now so uh we need something else what what do they always put on mars it’s like those space rover things boom give me a space rover oh my goodness look at this oh yeah i love it all right chuck that down and oh i got

Some more fuel up perfect let’s get this thing all fueled up baby boom full fuel let’s go let’s drop baby as i was exploring the final frontier i suddenly became very scared what if these aliens tried to kill me i needed to prove i was peaceful uh that is definitely not

Natural what is this hey yo i think that’s the entrance to the alien civilization all right we need to think of a gift something personal it’s got to be unique to humans and yet can’t be forgotten boom i’ll find it a bottle bang and yes it’s inside a bottle because

If they smell it they probably will hate me time to make history what do the aliens look like here guys wait what bro what are those what is that is that is that just a villager with a giant blue head okay i really want to insult how the

Aliens look but just in case they can understand me i should probably keep my house shut oh my goodness bro they have an entire underground civilization this is wild what bro i don’t even know what to say all right you know what homie here this guy

Looks like he’s in charge i’m gonna give him the fight all right here you go there you go have the fight my friend thank you for your gift we will treasure it forever no they actually fell for it wait but unfortunately we will not be around much longer as all the water is

Gone you know what homie i got you you’re my new friend i can fix that for you your mars is missing a little bit of water you know what we can give it a little bit of water and do an arrow between the two of those done what a

Planet you got yourself a bunch of water dude i solve all their farming problems right there guys wait what’s going on oh no oh yeah i see what i’ve done wrong now i have once again ruined the home of my bunch of poor innocent friends huh whoopsie daisies but hold up how is

This even possible cause isn’t mars too cold to have water because it’s so far away from the sun it just like freezes up guys i i don’t understand wait what’s going on wait i’m dying oh no the water just froze no no no no no no no no on have

Literally no way to get back to oh i’m so dark i’m so dumb