Minecraft Mobs if they were Food

I am feeling hungry so we are here at the mob mart so i can get myself some ramen noodles whoa what is that the mob is in a jello cup is the mob food hey buddy yeah you i need your help how’d you even get in there dude you gotta

Pierce the lid of this cup i need breathing room none of these things have a sharp edge i don’t know if i’m gonna be able to just pop it off it’s so cramped yes i get it i wouldn’t want to be stuck inside that thing either but

I’m not seeing anything that i can wait you could probably just use your hands oh well simple enough all right mob food hoo boy thank you kindly i don’t even know how i got in here in the first place yeah well memory was never your

Strong suit i don’t see a brain in there mister can you help me find some ramen milk here take these jell-o no i said ramen they’re really bouncy so maybe they’ll help you out hey it’s true maybe the ramen’s on some of these top shelves maybe in this storage area i mean this

Part is actually what are you mountain dew creeper hold on a second i’m so bored back here well what are you doing in the refrigerator aisles can you help me find some ramen perhaps i need to shake things up i know what that means coming from a creeper i want you to find

A way to shake me up if you can help me find the ramen i could do you a favor for sure just land on me with a pile driver i could use my jello boots do that for me and i’ll share some of my essence i don’t want your assets i want

Ramen oh and there’s a little bar at the top here that’s not working maybe if we got some greater distance between the creeper and i this should be more than enough room jump on down hey it’s working look at that bar phillip baby oh goodness what is happening to him

So boy here we go i gotta hide take this and go uh well i was feeling a little bit parched and did you guys hear that blaze somewhere if you listen closely yeah oh but this area’s locked there’s the blaze maybe i got some idea why don’t we well

Wait a second this is locked too can we use this brakes open vents oh hey and look at that beautiful let’s see what displays over here wants from us maybe he can help me find some ramen it’s a mcdonald’s blaze are these french fries oh hum i just feel so boring you know

What fries need yes to be consumed my friend condiments oh yeah i mean that helps as well i mean i i enjoy me a nice salty french fries ketchup mustard what have you and i have nothing well you have my full support i am a fan of anything that is literally made of

French fries who’s gonna love a medium fried with no condiments like me well looks like we’re in a uh fry assembly factory back here maybe we can find some condiments for you keep an eye out for some ramen by the way hey ketchup beautiful oh goodness it’s a good thing

I have these jello boots that makes getting around a lot easier we might have to go around in fact getting a little bit ooh wait maybe we just go right underneath it hey i got an idea why don’t we use mountain spew it worked we got the ketchup well with any luck

There’s an area yep look at that we got some mustard over here as well so why don’t we just make our way right underneath and mountain spewing baby hey there we go mustard handy all right mcdonald’s here you go wait is that ketchup and mustard are you giving them

To me well i already gave them to you so you’re so kind i must give you some reward for your generosity yeah how about the ramen noodles i’ve been talking about it’s like no one around here is listening to me here the fabled large front the fry that’s longer than

All the rest you earned look at this it is big well maybe we can oh well looks like he got a little overcooked maybe we can find some ramen in the cold storage oh hello there it’s a chicken nugget i’m so sick of this well i’d be sick of being

Delicious too people would be trying to eat me all the time first i get made into a nugget hey you know where the ramen is by chance and then my brothers get trapped in the freezer what do you need me to go rescue your chicken cohorts nobody cares for a single

Chicken nugget i’m never gonna get anywhere like this i miss my brothers yes i hear you let me start looking for them okay well this chicken’s stuck behind a bunch of glass so maybe there’s a way we can get it open somehow hey there we go

Wait i know the large fry the longest fry in all the land and it worked okay there’s another chicken there and look there’s another button right over here as well any luck boom another one over here there’s probably a button around here somewhere i can press there we go

Number three where is that last one oh look at him he’s pouting over here don’t worry buddy you’ve been freed i’ve rescued your family brothers reunited at last those five minutes they were gone felt like for five minutes hey you know where the ramen is by chance we are in

Your debt stranger we shall help you however we can just say the word i i said the word i want ramen what can i do with it though i don’t know but i see a cow made out of a hamburger over there and for whatever reason i can’t actually

Jump over this but i did see in the freezer this little area right here that i can maybe sneak through huh it’s not what is that oh a pressure plate maybe we can mountains that didn’t work can we large fry it no well what about these chicken nuggets whoa

Hey you helped me and then look i’ve got d spawn dino nuggets you saw nothing all right cow maybe you can help me find some ramen huh moo moo this feels wrong somehow yeah i wasn’t gonna say anything but you look awfully delicious cow burger oh no not my being

A burger i mean that i don’t have any pickles whoa loves being a cow loves being a burger cow loves being eaten could you grab some for me yes i suppose i can but could you help me find the ramen already that’s why i’m here i think they’re kept

In the deli’s fridge the ramen’s kept in the deli’s fridge finally someone could help me out just be wary of the butcher yeah he’s been giving me the look this entire time all right we need to get the pickles but i did see a vent over here

That we could probably use to sneak right on by him and more pressure plates i know what to do with these go at it chickens ooh another one beautiful all over the place oh gosh he almost saw and look a fourth one all right stand on it

My friends hey i just heard a door open somewhere maybe that’s where the pickles are at oh gosh sneak by sigma go go go go go hey there they are let’s sneak on back right on through actually i just realized where’s the ramen hey i’ve been had there’s your pickles oh you’re back

With pickles yes indeed but the ramen you told me there was ramen in there let me just slip those in oh goodness maybe i should look the other way for that ah looking a lot more completed now hey the ramen you know i don’t even remember why

I’m a burger ramen please here’s a whopper for you on the house no that’s a great whopper pushes nearby mobs back a great distance maybe we can use that to help us find this ramen already and i don’t think it’s in this mob mart i’ve been through every single aisle at this

Point but i did see another area just next door sushi would make a little bit more sense to have some noodle-related things hi there what are you a hot dog yeah yeah yuck it up i’m a hot dog i get the joke whoever did this to me must

Feel really clever well you do look a little delicious i’d love to take you home puppy unrelated but i’m in the mood for chili and onions where you gonna put it on your back and start self-consuming i’m considered therapy the only problem is a bird took the ingredients he

Dropped them on a nearby roof somewhere oh goodness you have to know where the ramen is could you go up and knock them back down they don’t even listen to me yes i can look for them it’s not a problem hey ooh i think it’s giving us a

Hint as to where we should go i’m all for that let’s jump on up hey there i see him right there we’ve got it all right here the whopper i think i grabbed him oh oh goodness hey bad get away he’s picking on me puff pigeon bad i’m glad

I’m safe now all right you’re looking a lot more completed my puppy friend chili cheese onions all added thanks man you’re welcome now noodle me up dog seriously i guess i could just check myself take some of this no one’s gonna push you around now you’re gonna do the

Pushing oh interesting what do we have here turns you into supreme log.zip okay i’mma hold on to this for the time being well what did you get here silver sushi i’m just a little sushi longing for peace i must protect myself with spice yeah that’ll keep me from eating on you

I would like to try the fabled wasabi just a whole tub of it yeah i’d say if you bathe in wasabi no one’s gonna want to eat you but the wait staff sure is taking a while is something wrong in the back yeah potentially let’s go figure

Out this wasabi story for our sushi friend it looks like we’ve got a merry-go-round sushi belt here look at all these different lovely sushis there’s gotta be some wasabi in here somewhere and i’m gonna be keeping an eye out for some ramen along the way that looks like wasabi if i’ve ever seen

It we’re gonna have to figure out this conveyor belt well the whopper pushes back mobs but this isn’t a mob maybe if we try this works dog instead whoa look at me i’ve become a supreme log.zip this is cool looking oh yeah hey it’s working just fine but i’ll tell you

There’s something in the way right here hey that worked out real nice oh boy a hole there too maybe if we hey there we go coming together got another obstacle right here but i think that does it just fine couple more pushes and we should be

Right at the front look at that i think it got over to the silverfish oh yeah you are covered oh it looks like it got in his eyes that is not a good thing wasabi is so hot my eyes oh this porn thing he’s looking rather delicious i

Don’t know if that was a good idea my friend but at least no one will try to eat me now yeah you know if i don’t get some noodles pretty soon here might be a different story for you here take this to help spice up your life super spicy dragon roll

Whoa wait what do you mean people like spicy stuff that’s what i was saying this whole time dude but now we’ve got a projectile the ramen we finally found some that’s another mob what are you noodle strider we’re finally on the right track whoa who’s there dude yeah look he’s got

Surfer here oh sorry brah i got so many noodles it’s all up in my grill and totally harshing my vision yes yes we’re finally about to get what i’ve been looking for this whole time how can i help you sir i need like some chopsticks to tie my hair back with yeah that

Helped i cannot wait i’m gonna help you out in no time flat let’s look around a little bit this seems to be a good start let’s move these nasties all over the place get on up let’s make things happen i’m hungry it’s perfect another area we

Can push right on through when i see a door down there this looks promising if only there’s a way to get it open oh i see a vent right here though let’s mountain do it up baby hey yeah it worked i need me some chopsticks what is all this oh wait

There’s more pressure plates here chicken two now these two are blocked off oh here we go large fry that one opened and this last one it looks like it’s attached to this target block but we’ve got a super spicy dragon roll come on there we go now let them all down we did

It and i just heard something open oh that door right up there let me on in chopsticks let’s get these over to this strider so i can finally eat here you go dude righteous i can see whoa how’d i end up next to the chopstick factory i

Was really lost and now you’ve been found and hopefully i finally found some ramen you’re a lifesaver man here take this gift please please please it’s been in my family a long time but i think you deserve it whoa is it whoa it is we finally did it we got a

Pack of ramen thank goodness i can finally go eat