Minecraft Trades & SECRET UNDERGROUND FARM?! | Block Squad (Minecraft Animation)

– Have you seen the weaponsmith? – We’re kind of busy here. If you could just leave us be, that’d be great. – Okay. This isn’t like me to request help, but the village is nearly empty. All our skilled laborers have vanished. It’s just me, three children and the fishermen.

We can’t keep living like this. Our librarian, armorer and cleric haven’t been seen in weeks. Someone found the farmer’s dropped orbs in the woods. What if there’s a serial killer or a bloodthirsty cult or even worse? – Oh, you’re still here? What’s your profession? You got any goods for sale? – I don’t do trades. – Then why are you still here? – Jerks. – Did she say something about a librarian? – Just that he went missing last month. – Weird. – That’s probably her again. – Go away.

We don’t want your smelly nitwit aura around us. – Hey, what did Porkchop say he was gonna do instead of hanging with us? – Close his eyes and pretend to sleep. Why? – Because he’s sneaking around the woods being shady instead. – Eh, whatever. Who cares what he does.

He told me he didn’t know how to make secret doors. – We should follow him and see what weird stuff he gets up to. – I don’t know. We had a good rhythm with these leaves. Nevermind, that sounds way cooler. Let’s follow Porkchop around and make fun of him

For being so strange and secretive. Dang, we lost it. Well, back to the leaves. – He must have built some sort of Redstone contraption that opens these doors. He threw the beet on the ground. Maybe there’s a hopper beneath this block? Something that triggers the doors opening.

We’ll need to drop an item to. – He made it once, he can make it again. – [Chick] I guess this is where Porkchop gets his endless supply of potions. – Hey, how are you doing? – I thought you were gonna dismantle the iron Golem farm, not move it. – I did! – Porkchop clearly rebuilt it behind my back. How despicable. – It does provide a lot of iron. – At what cost, Stan? At what cost? – Now this sounds like fun. – Trading? Oh no.

– Save us! – I hate books! – Let me out of here! – I haven’t slept in three weeks. – Despite my profession in choice, I in fact hate books! – [Stan] Everyone shut up! All right. Which way did the pig go? First one to answer gets let out.

– He went that way. – Thank you. You may go. – I lied. Good luck, scrubs. – Whatever, let’s look for Porkchop. – [Chick] Shouldn’t we, you know, rescue them? – [Stan] No, that sounds like work. – I’ll give you an iron ax. Wouldn’t you rather have any enchanted book

With unbreaking III luck of the– – I meant a sword. A diamond enchanted sword. – All right, people. Who has the enchantment for efficiency? – [Stan] You’re in trouble, pig. – Yeah. We found your evil lair. – This isn’t an evil lair. It’s my secret base. Do you even know where your food comes from? – The earth? Duh. – Wrong. My automated farms in my secret base.

– If you didn’t want us to break that golem farm and release your villagers, you should have told us. – Fine. Next time I’ll tell you when I kidnap a bunch of villagers’ children and force them to quickly age and into specific professions. Happy? – Sure. – Yeah, whatever.

We got a ton of free junk from those villagers. Do you want any cookies or cake? – Yeah, they were getting pretty annoying. – [Stan] You’re telling me. I’m sad, I never wanted to be a librarian.