Minecraft’s Tiniest 2023 LOL Moments

What I’m just trying to C chos you have an opinion in 2023 we seem to be a bit stop we seem to be in a bit of a conundrum um I don’t know how this works actually did we just break it well guys that that’s the end of the video hope you enjoyed you look like a whale you are

Like a beached whale a a beach cheers mate I can’t get the woods my camera’s at a normal place but I’m I’m too big to get under the tree five sets of Hearts really defeats alcoholism floors changing color wow wow so the wood changes colors we don’t care okay break

Everything bre 18 p eggs Everything Is Random wait everything so like if I break one block eat me what the hell oh my God no no no no okay then oh there’s a trident man wait did I no that was get me that back give me that back you want back

That I’m thing in your hand like oh my God that was a good I’m going to die wait oh that’s the point of the wasn’t it I’d run faster if I were you no no well Rory you are oh I’m I’m just I’m just the best you’re absolutely

Cheating jeez oh could have been that scary just going around slapping animals I do that anyway just one happen sheep as you walk past in a nice walk all do not let this man outside SI I forgot so the first one we’ve got is but 18 18 plus imagine that

You get on 17 years old you’re like right I’m playing a bit of Minecraft and they go nah per Bri what that I’ve never seen a name Brian spelled like that the title has two much just like me mate my camera must be on like my or something [ __ ]

Camera where did you go oh there you are yeah how am I meant to lose you what what does it look like when I swim mate you look like a Shark you make Jaws look like he’s been on a d what the right we’re going to explain it like the do the start of all these stupid videos to beat Minecraft we have to first cut down a tree but with camels that might be a bit harder because

Everything takes longer camels are a thing in 1.20 that are [ __ ] annoying found fun that island now let’s take it seriously this’s a bit dodgy we had fun on that island I’m going to make a we oh for God’s sake who spawn again bro I’m placing that skuller box I’m just

Placing everything I got in it the skuller Box yeah the skuller Box on wait I’m I’m going to place underne I’m going to place underneath your watch yeah yeah go on go on go on yes no uh it didn’t it didn’t work you place under the wrong

Block look at this guy you can trade with them and get Crystal apples I’m not going to say what they’re implying there yeah no stock up on your Crystal apples for only four Ender ingots that’s a good price told me a Shrine I’ll get you some food build your Shrine there’s your Shrine

Mate oh my good no you’re not villager get out you right no yes like Friendly Fire is going to be the biggest issue yeah yes it will yeah no doesn’t work this might be releas one 1.20 is actually out yeah we schedule our videos B surprise we don’t just record

It and upload it with all these sick edits starting to get disappointing I was I love this with this game 200 hours Jesus Christ hopefully are disappointed go out and live your life you’ve got a mortgage prob his kids now and he’s regretting posting this review no this no this person’s got 200

Hours they don’t have play for kids I have other games for my switch as well oh my God Nintendo switch Minecraft you 23 when you post this we click more this is a long one I do not like reading also we just going to ignore my arm is just

Not on my body right now yeah it sort of lows down to crotch height ignore that Sor sorry guys I’m not oh maybe maybe it’s not your arm oh no sh up where are the balls then stop it get some help look at me I am win it

Life it was a creeper but it made the thing and a camel throw back to an old video stop littering all over my base there’s a bin here oh who spawn the turtles oh I found a rude portal that could be good no but there there’s magma

Everywhere I step on one of those were dead sh Wait so did you not like see me sick lock place you yeah you did but it didn’t do much did a platform though well well done well done well done yeah have but lower 3D shut up we in 3D three

Dimensional graphs I’m going to punch you off this Edge without that will work I’m going to fall off in free d Graphics Skylanders oh Jesus Christ why I didn’t realize that I had a video playing it’s 1 hour of Silence occasionally broken by bad to the

Boone you know what I’m going to keep playing it guys just let’s hope this doesn’t get copyrighted can the cam fit should hello that was the best site ever if you are here and you’re not subscribed we’ve been through all this you just have to wait are you saying I’m

Not getting paid for this no of all the Unholy challenges you could have got us doing why why was this your idea it seemed easy it’s just a it’s just a Wei form of torture uh we are slowly going losing our minds some big bubbly boily magma

Man that’s why I want in a pan pedo van there was a man named Dan no in a pedo van said would you like what SN this can and he let me into his pedo van my name is Stan I have a ped van I Got A Boy Named Dan there we

Go o oh that’s horrendous though I hate I hate that I hate that what’s wrong with it I hate jellyfish they’re like the one thing I don’t like in real life hat jellyfish why do you not like jellyfish seriously they’re the devil’s ja cakes wait are you scared of jellyfish

As you can tell I’m on my own now because the other man has thatch he said he was doing studying or something look at him wants to be a success in life so you’re just going to have to deal with me I know I feel sorry for you too right

Iron Golem I know I’m not on the hearts to do this so I’ll do it later call it for you no I don’t want to do thatone seen the Iron Golem killing thing way too many times C no kill her yeah d a oh wait a minute I saw something earlier

Let you see please tell me you’re blind no oh no we suffocate when we go in I’m going to die look half right right right I didn’t I didn’t plan for this oh we can just go out the back can’t we we can do what the speedrun is doing like go through the

Window don’t steal it All cute my do I’ve got chers for you off my to oh yeah to be fair well but that’ll be annoying Al like your YouTube channel pretty go there he is shut I had the beathing state you can get laging people of the younger age or adolescence can Ang

To if you’re an adolescent and you’re raging at bedward cuz of lag sorry your life big man every time you jump a volcano emerges in Australia remember we had a big teacher and when he he stepped up or sat down in his chair I can’t remember there was a notification came

Through someone’s phone saying there was an earthquake in China story I know it was Shanghai yes I told shangai he was the same teach whose button also came off when he sat down oh my God the random drop made this block see through don’t stop placing them everywhere yeah

Now I need to break these and something random is going to spawn why are you breaking blocks inside the safe space because I can’t move anywhere cuz this idiot has placed a bunch of blue no guys oh my God piss off I’ve just found a lava

Source the the labor report on you oh dear no there is still more you idiot right time to spin the wheel first one in the video slowness yay there’s the IR Golem oh how am I going to run away from it when I’m slowed down I’m pretty run

Does that use up my shield oh my God it does probably go somewhere else if I had the legs to do it oh no I can’t run away from that go give me the good I want to try it makes you jump high and gives you haste and stuff Crystal apples make me

Happy you’re solving racism today boys super chest why why why can oh what no I’m not opening this one I’m opening right I’ll get rid of this one you’re having to say What yes oh how did you die I was only 10 hearts look at this see if I go in a tree here if I fall off this I will die and I’m on like 15 hearts what what are we going are we going yeah let’s just go into let’s just

I get get oh my God why can’t I have oh my God yes do we actually have enough how are we going to fit through that’s that’s a problem I hadn’t anticipated oh my God uhoh uhoh I’m gone why does the Frog need Wings is it dead is it dead do you

Think he’s dead way overrated okay Minecraft is arguably the most popular game of all time my one review won’t change your mind about getting it but hear me out creative is for losers good start JK what’s the bad thing about having a creative modee and if if you hate it

That much just don’t use it don’t don’t play it I get so upset when I see noobs playing creative me too man me too I I get f i op dude will not be your friend if you go on Creative I really see no point in continuing I guess what I’m seeing is

The game is literally pointless have any of you got like food yep I dropped it a screw you oh there’s oh the Ender Dragon does does that count still doesn’t count Rory a end’s been going to the gym Fender at the size adorable man looks

Like a we bat imagine that in your house I thought I thought it’d be bigger I’m usly hearing that oh my God God man all right testing out my 100 clicks per second uh that’s all the stone gone why would do you have any wood oh wait your inventory goes yes

You m i I need to test this out anyone in the comments who considers themselves massive do do you take more fall damage bro what the [ __ ] are you asking right now no way oh my God how is this yeah so how’s the boat not sinking then you didn’t think about

That did you you stupid mod makers no this looks extremely dodgy oh wait R what oh the skeleton’s really annoying me in you to wheel please no no no yes oh my god oh that was so Clos to staring a new world how’s the Blindness by the way oh it’s brilliant it makes

For excellent content you see me no you can okay right after a date we’re going to the ne do camels not go to the ne surely not surely that’s not a feature it’s in the portal no guys this is getting very very old school sorry I couldn’t help myself

Myself stop spawning things I couldn’t help myself so I have to take away your foots right mhm I’m I’m a king man take that can I get a reward for being humble to my challenge I could have just kep that yeah yeah yeah I’ll I’ll I’ll stop what

Is it you just have to find out I don’t like this what oh okay I find this was that the rewards oh the rewards of M shaft but the creeper just happened to be here I’m simply just too large and this is how it feels to be an

American this is the average American Experience right I know so next we’ll be going to Walmart and our scooters there be granny scooters yeah W yeah me in the UK If you get in one of them you’re over 70 if you get in one of them in America you’re just over 70

Kilos they do put their money where their mouth is though to be fair I know because they eat it yeah okay [ __ ] off e this game sucks don’t play it it’s really disappointing for something that cost a lot of money this kid’s nine and he’s got better spelling than some people I

Know that was very close that was very close to falling in like the rest of them see if that one had fallen in the void I would we can’t even I’m just going to have to break it no don’t do don’t no we’ve got more than

Free Stone right no I have two Stone cuz you killed me with the other 16 just skip it SK it’s not here sadly RP now I got a bit bored so we’re going to fight the big strong Enderman oh my godo you big man whoa God wait blow

Stuff up no no what the do oh my God what the okay you know what we’ll call it a draw I’m built like a submarine right now don’t say that with a controller in your hands oh what oh you idiot you are so stupid stuck me this is this isn’t a

Sword I’ve just picked up a massive long never mind now what use is a village in the challenge like this the kill villagers no why would you place that in front of the door no that’s my bed me and it’s in front of the door no look oh what the hell be a

Shame you cannot you cannot be serious oh this this is going to come in useful oh you know what I’m going to do look your for is flammable by the way oh W okay I suppose I’ll just know why do I take fall damage I’m on

The C you know hoglins there can they reach us I’m I’m about to test something oh they can no they can why why do we need this big Square maybe condense it down I’ll condense you down you bet this this is this Is oh oh my God he just keep going back rabbit oh the rabbit’s gone we’ve reached the end trimmer oh my god oh oh it’s an amethyst green amethyst I suppose this is better than your video being called we gave the end cancer in Minecraft you know don’t say

Minecraft in cancer won’t go well no RTX for Xbox series s or X I find it disgusting oh disgust disgusting disgusting how Bedrock Edition has been treated and how Mojang have served the console Plus mobile player base I assume this will get taken down but I must be

Called out RTX must be released on next gen consoles think the main character who going to look at reviews for Minecraft on this way on this random thing and see you review and go like nah take that down man we can’t be having that we’re in the highlands 1.21 the Scotland

Update Scotland update yes they’ve just got haggus and M Gibson I’m I’m just going to spend the rest of this video being David Goggins thought you’re about to say I’m going to spend the rest of this video wailing on fat people but they’re already whales themselves right now I’m not going to

Use this but here’s a donkey Scott why have you built a house by the way like we ain’t living here oh if we ever come back here we’ll know okay right let’s go let’s leave let’s look for this stronghold we’re a man down what is going on no Scott no getting rid

Of them miles away from me they L miles away Scott why are you going and why is this so laggy so many oh my God it’s I hate you so much Scott what the [ __ ] right no you know what we’re a man down look look we’re leaving in b

Goodbye do you want helmet helmet yeah can you give me a gold helmet please I’d be really helpful oh wait everything good comes with a price wait was that yes Hubert must Hubert must survive he just fell how’ you fall off the what the hell is you [ __ ]

Idiot what are we going to call the third one don’t know that’s a [ __ ] name anyway okay dick let’s go on Deck deck’s a good name short for Richard wait no no di the dog can be used in two different [Laughter] ways but you died which kind of

Sucks right as I was saying for as no again oh I I get a fun waterfall down there is this just going For you I’m here for your string and healing Stones Give me all the healing Stones I swear I’m not on drugs right we’ve reached the never report I’m not on it I’m not on it today cuz we’re massive fu what sorry I’m gring Halo infinite levels right now I just got killed with

Gy and energy sword get on the video please BR I’m one flag away from this dub give me give me a second hold on hold on this man has an unhealthy Obsession My Strange Addictions if you’re if you’re still running I’ve got a man for you what is it what the [ __ ]

Yes there’s still two in there there’s still two in there you’re thank you thank you oh why spawn them all in here the funny Fireball balloons I quite like these guys no oh I can’t even hit anything oh this is lagging what are you doing yeah come on please please be near

Oh my God I see the portal [ __ ] why is there gas everywhere why is there gas o no way raing chain boys time I break something is so annoying could I not have just done a challenge we beat Minecraft but every time we break a block it just breaks

And let’s all dig straight down cuz that I forgot this isn’t too bad I don’t want to jinx it oh I’m just going to die mate if my oh I found a Crimson Forest to be fair get in the boat okay get in the [ __ ] boat thank

You we are actually good at this game oh my God guys we have just got Diamonds know what the title of this video is going to be what the [ __ ] man that’s not the T oh I’ll make that the T I saw you coming in like a missile no way I turned it down you’ll be happy to know thank you yes this this lad’s WR a

Script oh bro I’m not reading all that whoa oh my god wow the last words legends never die except for Minecraft Minecraft is already has bro that’s such an effect conclusion Go Go Power Rangers rers together you used to watch Power Rangers interesting question I

Know I used to jump off the couch and pretend I was a Power Ranger when I was like six that should be the time laps them by the way I’ll see if that gets copyrighted or Not N who’s going to copyright that nobody wants to take credit for Power Rangers what do you

Mean [Applause] we I’m dead I’m dead I’m dead I’m dead I’m dead I’m take a G oh my God why in Scott me Sake I got too much crap I’m put all in the chest traveler you successfully completed my mission is you blaze rods oh that’s quite useful would you

Like to accept another challenge no okay worst game in history the reasons bad Community poor storyline what kind of this there’s no story [Laughter] line that’s that’s what m be it’s may be blocks hate Call of Duty because of the guns like bro what why is it when I’m in

Your videos you always make make me dig even the camel video oh it was just easier I’m going to do you for human rights violations by the way yeah yeah yeah keep crying to the lawyer just pay him off I’m afraid I may have to go guys

Oh SC oh my you’re not even going to see this through you have to see this through we have sacrificed everything for this why don’t mind him just casually setting up a beacon in the end don’t worry about me guys do you realize there was a stronghold right underneath spawn I

Wasn’t kidding go as far ways as you possibly can with the fashion Rod too far I fly you better wor a clutch boy hate you so much oh nothing if it didn’t go for the never portal why would it go for the end portal that’s a good

Question what I’m sorry what I’m sorry what is this this is a sign we really shouldn’t be doing this yeah I don’t I don’t like this we’re not getting anywhere of this stupid video of screwly stupid animals what happened I turned around for 5 seconds let’s just straight

As see icon where’s the ark oh my God wa that’s a [ __ ] Dragon it’s C the dragon out to my M you get KN sandwich would you have the balls to do that imagine someone found you at like school and they started like showing everyone you good no no

No you can’t be giving head like that can you please react to us please what would he say to this video right now probably no no no find anything yet I’ve been in it for like the past 15 minutes just trying to why didn’t you tell me

Come on there uh why is it spinning I need wood Rory I want to make some beds I don’t have any well actually I do these Ender actually want to fight me look where are you you are ghosting right now I’m getting theend Crystle oh

All of these oh see I saw you no didn’t see you anymore look how much dragon breath there is don’t tell me you cannot tell me this is not unfair traveler a crafting table thanks oh found it traveler you have made it but to earn your place in the end must first defeat

My Beast yeah I should probably spawn away from you cuz it’s a it’s a fast [ __ ] but uh oh what what are you doing oh no oh no oh what my shield broken my Shield’s broken oh looks like a piece of hash trying to violate them there how

This game or virtual hash is still relevant it’s horrible to digest well I just got indigestion cuz Minecraft is so popular the graphics look bad the children that use this are Geeks and ignorant why that make me think of Andrew T they’re ignorant at the beginning of this hash it was not

Concerning didn’t expect it to last so long in the middle of all of it I would laugh ad out she would still be playing this now I feel disgusted at anyone that chooses to play this hash I I I think his favorite word might be hash cuz look

Where this game came out babies of 2009 were born 10 11 years later those babies are playing Minecraft that’s messed up how is that messed up kids in 2006 are now 17 that’s messed up Minecraft is from m I swear I swear I didn’t even look at

You mate why you why are you fighting me no they just get mad they’re like Twitter users they just get upset gotten some decent damage by the oh he’s just broken our Beacon what no saying you could beat like deers and [ __ ] in a fight like nah yes you could

Beat a deer in a fight I could beat a deer in a fight probably but can you yes the hell are you doing nothing really oh my God I’m going have a heart I’m really impressed with myself anyway get down I hate you so much oh how do I how do I get

Down how do I get down drop me some blocks you drop me some blocks in the oh there’s one more left there ah oh I just use the boat hello a boat he did the thing yeah I’m learning I’m learning you might have enough no man just jump surely you can

See oh wait look this whole time I did have my water bucket I just didn’t see it nah nah man oh Enderman not not no kind you out right or there you go oh what I to do that yeah that does way more damage okay right

Oh what whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa you doing oh what did you do there I was over here mate how did it die have no idea