Here’s Jeffy – Minecraft But YOU CAN’T TOUCH GRASS!

That ain’t me and my daddy are playing Minecraft but if you touch grass you die what do you mean if I touch grass I’ll die daddy you should test it out go touch the grass well you just said I’ll die if I touch it I don’t want to touch

It all right well I’ll make you touch it ah daddy you died no it doesn’t Jeffy you just hit me too hard all right Daddy then watch this hey Daddy I told you if you touch the grass you die ah if anything you just rolled over too hard and hit your head

No I didn’t Daddy I just saw you die the grass must be poisonous I know Daddy that’s what I was saying so what are we gonna do I guess we have to break blocks and try to navigate and beat Minecraft without touching grass daddy look at

This I just jumped over here okay that was good all right just break this wood all right I gotta do some Parkour daddy oh yes I got another block let’s go let’s go oh Jeffy you’re doing good all right I have two pieces of wood three

Pieces of wood get this fourth one I’ll dig down here I’ll bring it with two they’re gonna get this tree now the I have five oh now I have 20. I’m gonna make a crafting bench Daddy what if darts in our inventory do we still die

I’m gonna test it out right now come on I survived wait what you’re just on dirt oh but Jeffy you can turn the grass it’s not good oh you have to be quick Daddy come on come on come on I’m coming down with you ah I need to get back on that

Lock I don’t feel safe on the dirt that is just get some more wood you know what we should make some tools so we could mine wood faster it’s more idea you know what I have a better idea though why I’m gonna make some slabs and we can play

Slabs we could just walk on the slabs like a path oh dang that’s a good idea and then we won’t die from the grass exactly I mean I think we’re doing really good what no what daddy you just died don’t touch the grass you have to be super

Die I think the slabs are too close to the grass yeah I think our feet are still touching the grass by a little bit oh no Oh Daddy look we made it to Stone well I’m gonna mind some of this all right same here Daddy if we just mine

Then I’m pretty sure we’ll just never die from grass that is very true but I think we have to make a house Oh Daddy yeah we should make a house on the grass what no it can’t be on the grass why not because then we’re gonna die Jeffy I

Think we could do it what if I just wake up one day and then forget that we’re on grass and then I die well then you’re a dummy all right I made a stone sword and now I made a sword for you here you go I

Already made a sword wait what I got two well I got a stone sword oh god daddy um why is he getting dark out oh this is not good for us if we might die from mobs that if we can’t move anywhere we’re surrounded by grass I made a stone

Ax maybe we just start going and getting trees and more resources yeah I think that’s what we need to do oh we should get a shovel we should make a shovel oh then we could break grass blocks really quickly exactly we can make a path

Anywhere we go wait Daddy what if we get a hoe and then we could just hold the floor wait we could do that too wait actually I don’t know Jeffy all right I’m gonna get some more sticks all right Daddy I’m gonna make a hoe let’s see if this works

Yes daddy it works definitely when you get to be so smart I’m just gonna hoe everything uh oh it’s turning into dark though and that means it’s gonna turn into grass it’s all only a temporarily fix oh chicken food yes I got him oh God kill the baby chicken no

No so right now Jeffy I am making charcoal so we can make torches so we can get some light here oh that’s a good idea all right I’m just gonna break out a big area where we should make a house and we need to mine some more trees I

Know I know I know we need to just shovel our way over there no I’m just gonna make a pathway out of dirt Jeffy you realize that’s just gonna turn the grass right no it won’t Daddy I’m gonna be fast don’t worry okay whatever you say all right just mine a couple more

Trees all right Daddy what are you doing now you’re stuck over there daddy that’s so me hey stop that stop what you’re so annoying now I have no path back and I gotta build all the way back oh my goodness oh no that’s again I just died hey we need to find

Some iron I’m gonna start mining go ahead I’m gonna keep getting wood and then I think we should have enough before we go down mining all right daddy oh God it’s really dark down here Eddie what if I mine into a grass block and then die I don’t think there’s gonna be

Grass blocks down there what do you know I died ah you died all of our blocks are turning into grass Eddie it’s just cause you’re bad at this game I’m gonna go kill this witch over here what no don’t do it scary oh skeletons here we get

Some insane potions he sees me all right daddy’s coming up to us ow how is he able to touch grass but we’re not cheater because he’s already dead hey witch what are you doing down there I’m gonna mess you up oh like that oh Dad I just killed a witch

Nice I just gotta make sure not to fall or I’m gonna die on this crash okay I’m making a house oh I want to make a house too no get away from me hey we should make a house together we should make not a house together oh there’s a bunch of

Spiders over here I’m gonna kill them come here I mess your day up spider oh God your friend wants some too I’ll take that Daddy I’m the best Parkour person in Minecraft I don’t think so you’ve died a lot of times already daddy you died more than me it’s

Because you can’t parkour whatever daddy oh yeah I’m getting so much wood right now if you want to trade what I’ll trade you a raw chicken for all your wood a raw chicken Daddy I don’t want a raw chicken what why it’s good oh God I’m stuck on one

Block oh God oh God that was good that I almost just mined it into dirt well it’s good it’s not grass Daddy I’m coming back with a bunch of wood nice all the gentlemen here oh no oh no don’t look at him don’t look at him Jeffy don’t look

At what is it Enderman where’s the Enderman that he’s right on you you’re staring into my soul help me I’m getting harassed hey it’s turning daytime just wait a little bit longer this is scary Jeffy oh I have a bunch of saplings we should place them all around

Us should the trees can just grow in front of us not a bad idea the house is coming out good Jeffy we’re doing it hey this house is terrible hey whoa whoa whoa then you’re not living here with me hey oh God the Thunderman’s back where

Is he I don’t see him where is he that Enderman oh he has a grass block in his hand oh no he’s our Nemesis that he literally killed me with a grass block that’s funny what is he doing he’s going after like a cow he’s so stupid Jeffy I

Think we need food we need food I think we need to go looking for stuff oh god daddy I just killed a bee why because I thought he would give me food oh great now they’re not gonna get us any honey oh God a bunch of bees just came out of

The hive Yep they’re mad don’t worry I killed them all Daddy it’s impossible to get food because we have grass all around us we’re gonna have to build and find cows all this cows over there I’m gonna go get them just gotta do some Parkour ah

I touched the grass and I died well Jeffy that’s what happens when you stick dang it why is this game so hard the grass block underneath me turned green and then I placed a dirt block above it yet great daddy now it’s raining oh I see another cow I’m going after you Mr

Cow I think I just died again Daddy it’s not that hard Oh Daddy I’m gonna plant some seeds I think that’s gonna be the best way to get food really quickly that’s actually a good idea but do we have any water no and we don’t have that

Many seeds either oh great so we got nothing hey this is the hardest challenge ever how are you supposed to play Minecraft without touching grass I don’t know I mean we’re trying to do it right now I haven’t died really in a long time I have well that’s just

Because you’re not really good at the game Daddy I’m better than you with this game debatable whoa Daddy this house is looking really cool yeah we’re getting all of our little resources all right I’m gonna make a bunch of slabs and start placing slabs everywhere on the

Floor if I don’t think these slabs work I kept dying before oh yeah now it’s a full block oh that’s actually a smart idea when you get to be so smart Daddy I’m just a genius I am not dying from grass one more time in this video

Are you sure about that yes daddy and if I do then the video is gonna end what so we need to be super careful daddy or we’re gonna have to stop recording oh my God Want It All Wood well I don’t want it all grass because it’s killing us I mean

True but no we gotta get a cooler block it has to be all wood Daddy all right I have a lot of wood do you want wood yes give me all your wood ah oh yeah dang thank you Jeffy the house is coming along I know Daddy it’s coming out so

Cool and done you fish a house Daddy Nick my big worrying that I’m doing it actually is coming up pretty good all right we gotta make some Pathways over here just in case we want to get more wood and now we can I grass Daddy I’m like a human lawn

Mower anywhere I see gresh I just cut it chopping it all down Jimmy good job daddy whatever you do do not touch grass daddy you just touched grass when I say don’t touch grass yeah if it was all your fault it’s all your fault oh my

Goodness you’re so bad at this game we have to keep the original log yeah Daddy since this log basically saved our life let’s keep it safe sacred log yeah Daddy it’s the best long ever Daddy more you mean I just built a house I know but it’s boring we’re surrounded by

Grass and daddy grass kills us I know I know that we just spawned here that’s what we had to deal with Oh Daddy look over there there’s a snow biome the snow is covering all the grass so that means we won’t die Jeffy you’re right we can

Live there all right daddy we gotta figure out how to get from here to there without dying hold on let’s see what blocks we got all right bring all of these dirt blocks we need every block that we have okay all right Daddy come on you think we have enough blocks Daddy

I think so oh it’s a parkour through the trees all right Daddy go up here Daddy we’re getting close yes I can smell the snow this is gonna be so amazing we’re gonna finally be able to play normal Minecraft again oh Jeff these trees are hard on the parkour now don’t worry

Daddy I’m a parkour expert dang it there’s a big patch of like no trees over here uh oh we can go to the left we can go to the right maybe we have to go on trees better keep going all right daddy look at this parkour jump ow all

Right we’ll go up here go over here oh no they’re bringing on me the leaves what that is because you’re so freaking fat oh we can go up here okay wait daddy how’d you get up there come back down Jeffy there’s a big parkour jump we can

Do no Daddy we gotta go this way we can wrap around I see the snow yes yes yes we’re getting so close oh my God come on come on I can’t get up there I don’t care about you but what do you mean don’t care about me I just want to

Go to the snow I want to go to the snow too come on come on ow daddy now daddy you hit me yeah I was biting the dirt daddy you hit me right before I got to the snow oh oh I’m playing in the snow Danny you did that on purpose

For victory and then you hit me off into the grass Stephen do you see me no Daddy I’m coming back right now did I see your house daddy is the snow killing you no I’m alive oh my goodness my idea worked Daddy I see you all right Daddy I’m

Coming don’t worry hey stop throwing snowballs at me they hit they hurt no I think I missed you yes Daddy stop stop I’m so close oh no oh my goodness Daddy I just saved myself oh you clutched up oh my goodness that was the closest moment in my entire life wait so these

Actually do work hold on I gotta get more snow no no no come on I’m so close I see it Daddy I’m gonna make it to the snow if it’s the last thing I do I’m here Jeffy no stop Daddy got something to tell you one more snowball left come on no

Let’s go damn it what the heck is this saying hey there’s a goat oh Jeffy I’m stuck in snow I know Daddy but I’d rather be stuck in snow than stuck in no no Jeffy don’t go in here Daddy I’d rather be in here than on grass Jeffy I

Have frostbite oh God me too Daddy oh God oh God Daddy I’m dying oh my God that was so bad why are you hitting me hey hey hey hey hey whoa whoa look at the grass ow Daddy You Killed Me Oh I know I’m back here on the grass area

No Eddie how’d you die frostbite spring it Daddy there’s frostbite there we can’t live over there anymore well Daddy I took on this grass biome forever enjoyed this video make sure to leave a like and hit subscribe