POOR To RICH in Minecraft

All right boys listen we are you can see in the top left we currently have zero dollars to our name by the end of this we will become rich we will own everything look Hey Hey sir listen our goal uh-huh is to get one million dollars and buy this Golden Gun

Whoever gets the Golden Gun first well you guys can probably guess what’s gonna happen to the other three that don’t get the guns if you want a million dollars hit the like button and sizzles will give you a million dollars no that’s binding that’s binding that’s binding oh oh geez hit the Subscribe

Button I’m doing this bye nerds all right so I need to find money okay no it’s not don’t find money I’m muted okay let’s do this come on hey man what’s up hit him get out of here uh anything in here no anything in here oh

Money a fancy cane what is this nine bucks amount 50. okay oh look at the top of my fifty dollars hey what is this thingy do though fancy Kane what does the cane do uh the ornament on this cane looks like he could do some damage

Okay is that you’re not gonna find money by breaking carpet find money I gotta talk to you about something what about what what about you see that money in your hand no money yeah this is my money I’ll trade you wait what is it I don’t even know what this does fancy

What is that I’ll trade him my money no give me the money back give everybody back hey you give me that back right now come here I took 50. side all right hey come here let me take your money too come here oh what do you want no no he doesn’t have

Money I don’t even have any money you’re a bad person I am not bored now okay I just still is fifty dollars look in the top left hey we got a hundred we’re almost to a million right a few more zeros oh no okay hopefully Central’s

Gonna find money ow stop it okay I need something next oh God look at me I’m turning the sides you’re confused look at me look I got money behind me now you’re literally raining give me give me some give me something that’s fine give me something give me something no I want

It I wanna that’s my money give it to me what the heck is this this place is fancy I just got even art yeah look what’s in here more chest what’s this uh Gold Leaf bow Gold Leaf arrows okay golden ax got it iron shovel the heck do

I need all this for oh I know what to do check this out boys if I I use this right like this this bow with the arrows on this tree Watch What Happens I’m not doing nothing I didn’t I’m not doing nothing what are you doing what do

You mean you’re not doing anything are you guys are you guys getting any money or yeah I’m looking around I don’t have a lot of money because you stole it I didn’t steal anything you hit me with a cane no hit me with a cane I didn’t hit

Me with a cane you’re like a rich man you hit me with a cane you know what you’re not rich yet you probably have like fifty dollars that’s it I’ve got money coming out of my pockets what is that in your hand what what do you have with a log

Do you know this is Minecraft you got to make a pickaxe you gotta go mine how do you think you become rich pickaxes then oh yes I think it’s in here yeah no there’s another Trader and yeah right there gold hold on hey sir hey Rich Man oh gosh you

Look angry what’s wrong with you sir uh what is this a thousand dollars for 60. I can get two thousand should I go get more wait I can get diamonds and go oh I gotta get money uh okay so I got two thousand I’m gonna look at the top left

Thousand thousand two thousand oh what’s I got I got a monocle okay I got a monocle hey beautiful yeah what’s up what are you you’re not the only one with a monocle I can’t be though no I don’t no you’re not the only one with a Monica but I

Don’t got a monocle on anymore so now that I have all this money right I remember in this guy yeah safe I could buy a safe for 500 and put my money in there so people can’t steal it because like you know I’m stealing money from people

Should I do it oh that’s 500 I got 2100 now I got 1600 oh no all right I need to find a place to hide this safe okay let me go find a really good spot for this safe maybe back here by the pool uh oh chess what’s in here um 18 000.

Um what I have nineteen thousand dollars we are so close to a million wait where okay I gotta find a spot for this chest okay what if I put it in the water oh no where can I put the chest I’m gonna bury it right here

Grab that grab that and then I’ll put the safe down and then open this I can put money in there 19 000 I can withdraw all of it I can put in half okay I’m gonna store half for now I’m gonna cover that up oh that doesn’t look conspicuous

At all so I have nine thousand just in case I need to buy anything else you know sometimes you gotta spend money to make money all right let’s go back inside I’m gonna go look at some of the traders to see if there’s anything else

That I can buy with my money to make money get out of here loser you’re a loser sorry what were you doing on the pool Sunday I was going for a swim I’m rich look at my monocle you don’t have it there’s a chest in the pool is there

Oh there’s nothing in it what what is there a chest in the pool that chest was empty there’s nothing in there what’s this guy have oh what uh 20 000 a diamond sensor a giant magnet good for attracting magnetic objects for two thousand okay can I get money from that

Maybe I can get like gold well let me try it what does that do can I like pull things from stuff who’s that I’m just um what I’m just I’m just walking this way no reason I don’t have anything uh I didn’t find anything okay listen listen

What is that I found it in a chest I’m gonna turn it in for a bunch the world’s biggest can I have that back yeah sure you can have it buddy sure man Sunday wouldn’t it give it back what do you got there I found this too I have a

Weapon what is it and I’m not afraid to use it what do you have I have my next weapon I’m not ready I’m all out of weapons I have nothing else I’ll give you the coin right back here here’s your coin here you go yay you’re such a bad person what is wrong

With you wait what does this coin do I’m pretty sure I saw a coin in here yeah I did 50 000 Azad give it to me 50 Grand thank you um okay I have fifty thousand I should probably go put this in my safe oh look

At me now I know my top hat but this is my safe okay I’m not doing nothing put the put this right there half 38 000. okay I have 20 8 900. that should be good oh remember that Diamond Center wait I have this pickaxe tunneling pickaxe digs very

Large tunnels lighting them up with Glowstone wait what can I use this with the diamond sensor hi loser hi you don’t have a top hat you don’t have a top hat do you okay so Diamond sensor detects diamonds in a large area 20 grand oh gosh gotta spend money to make money oh

It dings where’s it what does that do oh I lost my top hat because I put I stored my money oh that’s good nobody’s gonna know I have money now oh who’s this hello bevel hey oh just the guy I want to see come here come come here I gotta shoot

Some secret I got a secret way of making buddy come here come here come here I don’t trust you it’s it’s a bathroom it’s the bathroom I don’t want to go into the bathroom you can trust me listen you found a way to make money how

Do you make money I found it take a look at this take a look at this uh just just stay right there okay see you later idiot you’ve got a big pocketed steel nine thousand you will ruin a day you will did you just he’s Parker

All right well I just lost nine grand well you know what I have a diamond sensor and a tunneling pickaxe I have zero dollars I don’t even have a monocle anymore I just lost everything take this Biffle take this Biffle stop stop I’m sorry because we’ve got a mine that way you

Stay safe Chester the lock box thingy we got a tennis court we’re living good out here even though I’m bro look okay there we go okay perfect where’s the where’s the server mine at is this it okay I’m gonna use the diamond sensor okay no diamonds totally pickaxe oh

I guess that’s what tunneling means got it okay uh what level am I at 61. uh okay I need to get down to like 16 for diamonds right okay I’m at seven now what happens if I use this six ores that way wait I’m gonna use it

Um Yep they’re the diamonds okay Yep this is broken okay yeah I remember whenever I turned in that giant coin right there were diamonds that I can trade how many dollars do I have five any diamonds five oars right there okay how many dimes do I have

Ten is ten enough all right let’s go back up dude I am so poor uh hey man you look at oh you have a top hat I look at my double monocle don’t talk to me you didn’t look at myself why is your monocle on your hat it looks

Cooler there that bothers you more than me wearing two monocles you’re all weirdo all of you are weird you’re lucky that you’re a foot God I’m sorry can I see your pockets real quick don’t worry about it wait hold on okay ten diamonds a hundred grand hey uh is

That and this is a stick up get it so you see how I have nothing I don’t even have a monocle I don’t even have anything or imagine see this dollar bill I’m holding yeah I can have it just take a look at me oh

Oh oh wait what is this what does that do come here come here ow ow no stop it it’s like a force field come here I can’t get near you what’s wrong with you I have so much money you can’t this is a sticker this

Is my money so how do I get these Echo shards 75 000. oh this is so much money let’s keep looking uh anything in here no anything in here ooh a chest what’s in here chains okay an event oh my gosh my inventory all right let me clean this

Oh gosh keep the diamond I got a vacuum the heck I got a vacuum what does this do though uh I don’t am I cleaning do I make money by cleaning um okay hey guys I’m vacuuming the carpet I’m making money by vacuuming the carpet somebody help me you poor person

Oh I’ve got both of you stuck in here I’m pushing me back wait what is this vacuum hey both of you sit down what does this vacuum do I know my money what is what why are you peeing everywhere what are you is that gold are you dripping hey

Didn’t you have a ring of money around you before and a top hat where’s my top hat where’s my ring stop oh my God I am actually actively serious give me my money give it back I hate you yeah we gotta bring him down wait no you guys can’t work together

Working together cheating I’m reporting wait I actually turned the ground gold and does that give me gold though that gives me gold nuggets okay I can make money that way but there’s got to be another way I remember yeah sign right there for the cow a cash cow what

In the world is this what is it what a are you a an aggressive oh I’m about to die I’m about to die I am about to die um climb climbing Hill uh looks like the tornadoes are aggressive it’s time to take out the cow check out the girl

Take out the cows the cash cow the cash cow oh wait what happens I killed the cash cow he dropped cash how much cash was it a lot of cash did he drop a lot of cash how much cash did Cash Cow drop how much cat uh 25

000. each one of these is 25 000. okay look at my money in the top left Russell do a cha-ching every time I do this look at my money I was at a quarter of a million now I’m at half a million don’t put am I go I’m glowing I’m

Literally I’m just I have money coming out of my butt ew what’s that what’s in here oh that’s where the cash cow was yeah I gotta put some of this money in my safe we’re halfway there though okay yeah I’ll put it back what is that though I don’t even look

It’s a boat okay oh something down here what’s down here iron and reds wait hold on if I take this boat go in here look at the green book right yeah this is it I remember this so if we take this with the magnet and the boat with the chains redstone

We get a magnet plane should I put my money in here I’m gonna take all my money I’m gonna take all my money here we go grab this should I take all my money withdraw put it all in there withdraw it I don’t know [Applause] I don’t see the magnet

Okay so you know how I have that safe down there right if I can find where they have hidden their safes I can hijack them I just gotta be on the lookout I’m Gonna Fly really high up and see if I can see anything or maybe hopefully they didn’t hide their safes

Inside of the house what are they doing so uh how close are you guys to a million close to a million I think we’re like I don’t know like um yeah we’re going down we’re gonna live in this place together Wait no money that’s Oliver [Applause] uh how are you gonna get up here because all I have to do is uh click this little chest here this little thingy and what no no no no that’s a robber you guys had half a million dollars no no no just

Leave it in there don’t worry about it no boys okay so hold on let me get this straight let me get this straight uh I stole a hundred and something thousand from sigils right now yeah yeah that’s right uh before that I had 150. so

Um and then I got 250. so that put me at half a million and then I just got half a billion from you guys go to your strategy go do your strategy to him we have the golden guns oh no what uh um what’s happening to me what’s happening what’s happening

He exploded with gold no no no no said we hit these I found this I found what where did you go hit the like button hit the Subscribe button we did it