TheLoremasterNojah – Minecraft Tutorial 58: How to melt down a sacred artifact for a minor speed buff

Yeah they probably do too all right what about what about boots uh boots it’s what is it the um outermost left outermost right uh bottom and middle you can show them on the crafting table that’s i mean that’s why we have it if you have any questions about where are you right now

Where are you no i’m in the tree with the chest oh okay yeah if you have any questions about crafting just go to the crafting it’s the quickest way to teach someone a recipe by far java exceptions [ __ ] java you got an unhandled exception yeah i keep getting them

Uh have you updated to the latest java because that often clears up a lot of problems that’s probably what i gotta do i thought i did yeah sometimes like if you ever get uh minecraft just won’t launch often it’s just java needs to be updated oh one of our pigs spontaneously died

I don’t know if that was spontaneous i heard what sounded like pig [ __ ] going on when i logged in i swear i had nothing to do with that at all i i think you’re lying oh come on now i’ve gotta go on anything i’m not gonna

Come on anything that’s how you kill the pig there’s not a stereotype out there that would ever suggest anything like that at all about a guy who’s from where i’m from so there you have it yeah that would have never happened racing racing pigs maybe pig [ __ ]

That’s just that’s taking it a little too far all right now i’m getting really weird like chest behavior just keeps opening and then taking the [ __ ] i took out of it put it back in the chest and they were like glitchy for me a minute ago it’s doing it again so

Okay things you’ll need a sword yeah armor full suit iron check bow arrows how many arrows take a full stack check various tools some blocks and torches take all of our torches just so you know it’s in the same chest as the tools i need to grab some blocks and some

Torches that’s the other thing that’s important take at least a stack of baked potatoes maybe some other food as well yeah i’ve got 50 of those nobody can eat 50 protectors oh there’s more bookshelves in this uh chest over here yeah i built them what is it there’s uh

That’s the book chest right yes yeah i’ve been trying to get them out and i for some reason i can’t get them the [ __ ] out of the chest maybe a minute i’m trying to relog and see if that’ll fix it okay okay the only thing i’m missing is boots

Here come over here i’ll show you going to the crafting boots iron iron iron iron ah see there we go this thing pays for itself open the chest you bastard now it’ll open when i like move way the [ __ ] over here yep do we have a spare enchanting table i

Do not think so that’s fine for now i mean we’ll get it i know a church where we could go get one on the server or which one like uh we’re on uh wait what we’re on our server you’re on the nazi server or in your server we’re on we’re on our server

The nazi server that’s [ __ ] priceless were they really that bad no i mean we’re just yeah they’re pretty good to me and i just completely actually i was pretty bad to them you know well it’s [ __ ] you had the sign right out front of the house dead [ __ ] storage right

Off the bat i’m sure that ruffles [ __ ] half the people on that server are probably too young to even get the reference to the movie meanwhile everyone else is you know incredibly goddamn racist you know what’s funny yeah he actually has it come that’s [ __ ] genius

Yeah and you know what’s funny is the only people who are going to get offended are people who don’t get the reference right right but uh which that offends me those people are around their age is no excuse their parents should have made them watch that [ __ ] movie when they were 5.

So you know what sarah you know what’s really funny is i’m sitting there trying to cut together the promo before i lost a ton of footage and i actually i still have this little tiny snip of footage because it was on a different drive um

When i walked up to that sign that said dead [ __ ] storage i said [ __ ] price the sign that’s great and i s and just as i was like focusing on the sign as soon as you can see it on the screen it’s [ __ ] uh atheismo saying yeah i

Want to keep it as vanilla around here as possible like it was it was hilarious unintentionally [ __ ] hilarious that’ll be going up and like highlight number one just to see how many people get all butt hurt bent out of shape i just want to see how many people okay that’s not

Right shut the [ __ ] up that was a great offended voice do that one more time i can’t do it ah goddamn sorry spontaneous yeah we’re recording that’s fine i’ll get to here again it takes first again i’ll just put that on a sound board of some type hey that’s not right

Oh what the hell did it become summer around see here okay i’ve got everything good to go got everything you got uh bow and arrow yeah food armor yep we waiting on anyone uh yeah we’re waiting for guy to come back yeah so we’re going to be waiting on him

Anyway so sarah on where are you in the tree i am right behind you that’s really frightening you guys see much progress i made on laying the canopy down i did the fact that there isn’t [ __ ] dropping in on us at night it’s nice yeah

Nice not to sleep in the hole like some nyc hobo [ __ ] wake up with snow on your bed and [ __ ] so come here this is what i’m talking about with the beacon right over there i lost you i become a millionaire i’m putting a sign like that in my house

What see that thing up there dead [ __ ] story yep so that’s the beacon that’s how i actually know where the [ __ ] i’m going oh you’re navigating by it i have been yeah so when we move it that’ll change my game and i’ll have to re-navigate there’s no need to move it really

Oh okay we sure because i’m sure we could find like a more central prestigious place than the center of the slums for it let me see uh let me see how far away it uh let me see how far away it goes it’s all about your render distance let

Me see if i get over to the church i’m pretty sure i can see it no no i’m talking about i see you’re thinking of navigation i’m thinking of the buff that it provides oh it’s uh it’s entirely dependent on tower height so i think it’s going to be 40 blocks

Uh i’m way over at the other end as far away from it as i can get while still being part of the structure and i’m still getting the buff refreshed so i mean it reaches i don’t know if you look i took the gold from the bell from the church i saw yeah

You put it yeah that pool raise it lower it move it you underneath around make it more oval or whatever to make it look nicer but yeah when i by adding more layers to it the buff now gets us further yeah i think it’s uh with it being at

Three layers like that i think it’s like either 40 or 60 blocks away something like that in all directions so yeah sarah you can see the buffs you’re getting by hitting the uh bringing up your inventory and you’ll see it to the left of where your guy is

Like i think it’s speed right now yeah might want to change that over to uh what is haste and then bring it with us hollow out the center of the tree bring it down into the mine all right let me go see what it takes to make an enchanting table um actually um

I think it’s three obsidian two diamonds and a book close it’s i was looking for that earlier i was going to put one in the second floor of that house so i gotta go find some diamond i’ll be right back guys you know skip i might hold off on that

If i were you because i have a feeling that there’s going to be i think that our our war with the north if it’s victorious will be quite lucrative yeah i’ll be waiting until after we do that before i go and make a table bastards in the frost kingdom what frost

The frost kingdom if you repeat it i won’t get it that’s not how explaining works fine i won’t repeat it what is it it’s a kingdom to the north and they threw me in prison for no reason the nazi server yes so now we’re going to go

We’re going to go and bust their [ __ ] up now that they’re not around our war effort was victorious we released sarin gasps eliminated their entire neighborhood yeah just off and on i’m checking it now yeah you might like i said you might want to uh update your java because you have a few

Minutes until uh yeah well i think it’s i think it’s current that’s the uh i think i’m only running 32-bit though definitely all the pigs in one of our pen mysteriously died and the sheep have eaten all their grass this place has just fallen apart all right i’m back all right lucky first

Of all so let’s see so much to do what needs to be done before we go how many torches do you have sarah yeah 40. here take those yeah skip how many torches i got 70 something okay what cow died wait a cow died and there was meat way

Over there what the how did that cow die it just like sprayed meat over the wall take this it’s a bowl all right follow me you seen these things no i have not what in the hell did you do to these animals they’re mooshrooms oh nice oh god

Go ahead right click go ahead and milk one of them yeah you get to use a bowl there you go and you got some fresh stew lovely and if you take your shears to them by accident they turn into a regular cow and drop mushrooms

So try not to do that you know what i i think we should do is trap one of them just above the uh supply bunker so because i mean i make so many trips back and forth to there that to be able to just reach look up milk

And then eat the stew it’s pretty convenient although i mean it’s not like we don’t have lots of baked potatoes but i’ve been eating as much stew as potatoes lately because it’s for basically free food okay follow me up here and i’ll show you another creature that you may not have seen

Watch your step right here did you go down no over here above the pigsty up here look wow okay look over to your right oh the snowman wow okay that’s that’s an abomination i kind of like it do i do something with this or is that just there for everybody to laugh at

Okay great good because i really don’t want to interact with it there’s no way that’s not going to give me cancer or something the thing is the pumpkin isn’t its original face texture it actually has another it has a head what how is it what it what what what are its legs

It doesn’t have them it’s a snowman it just rolls around and slimes the whole area with uh snow how the [ __ ] is it looking at me that way he wants to slime you with snow oh god and there’s another creature you can actually uh create follow me i saw the uh rainbow sheep

Fan you guys had down there oh yeah yeah that’s a good one i think i think i need to pick fresh pumpkins because we lost our pumpkin supply yeah yeah when i build this track can you just stick it onto your map or uh we could

But i think it’d be faster just to load your world up as a instanced world separate from what we’re doing i mean i can’t do that but the problem is that uh to use the editing program on this world um you you have to download the whole thing

And then paste it in there’s probably a way to do it using some i don’t know world editing tool but uh i don’t know how to do that i just have mcedit so it’s i can upload to the server relatively fast but downloading is a problem right here

There’s like monsters on the track how do i get rid of them before i give it to you oh [ __ ] wow yeah i’m not gonna follow you thanks block and why did i step in that one particular place is it the one that falls into the pool

Out front of my house i wish it did oh well there is one grass block missing somewhere that’s awesome yes there’s one grass block exactly missing maximum oversight and that’s uh that’s where i managed to stand what government office built this tree okay now you were watching me where did i

Oh here it is yeah yeah it’s not a fish really that defies the odds