NICO Adopted by GOD Family in Minecraft! – Parody Story(Cash,Shady, Zoey and MiaTV)

Okay cash I got my six well mining these diamonds I got your 12. my 12. isn’t that in front of me yeah I’m always looking in front never behind oh my gosh but what if there’s something gonna attack me and explode on me then you

Should watch my six but did you watch my six ouch what was that I don’t know Nico watch your four watch her four what what do you mean oh gosh what just happened to me why does this stuff keep happening I keep dying and then ending in the clouds oh

My gosh what is it now hello oh hello uh uh who are you guys we are the gods of Olympus wait who’s talking to me right now is it love are you looking at me it’s wisdom buddy uh wisdom oh gosh wait who just called me buddy god of

Fire oh my gosh uh calm down are you guys really Gods obviously why am I here because you died buddy oh yeah that got exploded by a creeper okay that’s not how it works but wait what it isn’t listen you can get a second chance

To join your family or you could be one of us an immortal being an immortal being what she sounds pretty cool uh how do I do it uh well it’s not too easy it’s not you have to go through the hero trials but you’re Immortal can’t you just flick

Your fingers and make me Immortal no you must become worthy to be immortal uh Lightning God is this Trail very true that’s the first time I heard you talk okay whatever yeah I think he’s eating yogurt inside of a suit okay with them what do I do now you are you are good

Going through the hero trials we’ll speak to you telepathically so there’s gonna be multiple challenges in the hero trials okay telepathically is a big word for Nico we will speak through your mind your brain yes okay my mind how do I get there what’s up stay back foul Beast is this the hero

Trials what do you mean god of wisdom what do I do save the goats Nico you can do this you’re speaking to me in my mind watch out oh wait what’s going on here is that a lion let’s go get this guy wait he’s kind of strong actually oh uh and he’s dead

Thank you what you can talk yeah I have a mouth I thought you were just a goat well I’m like half goat half human this doesn’t make any sense what I am so confused you have fur you got different legs from your body I have goat legs and

Goat horns but a normal human face and chest wait what yeah it’s weird that’s pretty crazy anyways wanna hear a song uh sure okay so are you my friend now you know what only if you play a song play you a song I don’t know how to play this

Though come on play it play a song okay I’ll try okay let me try this whoa what is this is that your song wait I’m playing it I’m playing it uh do you like the song whoa that was a pretty good song you’re welcome all right you’re my

Friend now is it that easy yeah it’s awesome I don’t know we’re in the hero trials dude you’ve done this before uh no but I was sitting there to do that oh my gosh and you couldn’t even beat the first one what do you mean the first one we beat

It together uh how do I expect you to be useful to me yeah oh my gosh because I’m a parkour Master oh what is this place uh this looks scary I’m not gonna lie and where are these jump so so difficult oh well uh it’s the hero trials dude oh

My gosh I guess you really gotta be the best why do I hear a dog oh gosh that thing is scary uh okay I’m just gonna skip this hop in the boat this boat just doesn’t burn it’s probably some Celestial boat I don’t know dude don’t ask me

So now we can just Escape bro here Maybe we stay in the lava maybe we stay in the lava [Applause] oh my gosh okay let me let me play a noise uh I don’t know if he likes that nice puppy uh what what’s going on I don’t know um do something you you know more than me oh oh

Stop being afraid of him is that the god of fire yes there’s your fears and stop running but how do we beat him just make him dizzy oh wait like sucker ratchet that’s genius goat uh I’ll go let’s just go over here we’re ready to make him dizzy come on

Okay let’s let’s just go just run in circle just run in circles make him confused wait is it working is it working is it working wait okay oh he’s burning oh my gosh and he’s gone oh gosh well we did it we really defeated him wow that was great

You got your food again oh my gosh I love my flute okay gotta fire what do we get for beating this well you’ll Mark the bow of Artemis and you go uh where is it lightning send him to the next challenge oh my gosh oh gosh what does

That keep happening stop calling me goat your name is literally goat well your name is uh you don’t have a name yeah my name is Nico Nico huh well did you get this bow yeah the bow of Artemis what did you I know oh my gosh oh that’s pretty cool

We’re in a maze so let’s get out of here before we get eaten okay Ian by what uh probably a Minotaur or something a Minotaur wait what’s it Minotaur I don’t know a mystical Beast what else do you think oh my gosh uh this Immortal rum is

So weird I’m pretty sure I could see it if I see over this maze wait let me see oh my gosh Wait a princess what are we supposed to do oh gosh we gotta go save this princess come here oh my gosh oh my gosh okay let’s go Princess where are you I don’t think the Minotaur knows where we’re at oh gosh I don’t even knows we were here lady come here oh foreign

Princess explained what’s happening I don’t know this minotaur’s been chasing me all day he’s kicking me oh gosh uh I need to go help my girlfriend stay here you’re just gonna leave me oh my gosh okay okay get him get him get him get him get him nice goat nice goat

Nice goat it’s a pretty soothing sound guys sing me my song Oh God just keep it preoccupied with that song okay we’ll find an exit I can’t do it for that long uh sorry Princess yeah you’re gonna come with me okay but where are we going uh

We’re fighting the exit to this place we need to get out of here what do you mean there is no exit you gotta defeat him we gotta defeat him to escape yeah that’s the only way oh gosh he’s gonna be right behind you where is my princess oh wow

That really does sound nice keep playing that please oh all it took was one shot from the Artemis bow he was distracted so it worked oh my gosh oh thank you so much wait princess what’s gonna happen to you now oh I get to go home oh wait what

Gosh why does it keep happening goat uh well we’re in the hero trials what else do you expect ah I guess so okay do you know where we get some food around here gosh I’m hungry yeah here’s some food wait well anyways where are we oh my gosh

coach I think we’re in the depths of the ocean uh we’re not in the depths just climb up this ladder and we’re literally above the water but what’s his chest right here uh go and one with loyalty and you know what I’m keeping that sorry

Sorry hey what am I gonna use I don’t know maybe like a God could duplicate one of these for us what maybe the god of wisdom got a wisdom can you duplicate this what is that uh what do you mean what is that oh my gosh

Um I think I’m gonna jump in its mouth wait what I used uh go go go go go don’t go with their mouth oh my gosh that was scary uh I guess this is another stage of the hero trials goat what do you say we go back in the submarine yeah that’s probably

More safe yeah definitely Nico this is the god of lightning here take out of lightning what’s up listen you can’t hide from the monster you have to defeat it we have to defeat in order to move on he’ll go on to the next level if you

Don’t defeat it are you serious oh my gosh okay oh gosh we need to do this okay let’s go bro that thing was easy let’s go oh my God dubs Nation out here okay god of lightning I’m ready for the challenge oh gosh why do you

Keep playing your flute oh I love it I love my flute and it’s also not a flute it’s a pamphlet oh pan flute what’s that it’s the thing that I have in my hand that’s kind of interesting don’t you think it’s weird that we could just keep teleporting everywhere no this is the

Hero trials Nico it’s not weird oh my gosh it keeps saying that’s not weird but it is weird you know that right whoa attractive old lady hello wait what go to my garden hello miss lady how are you oh I’m doing lovely how are you

Um I’m doing pretty good how are you I’m doing I’m doing cookies and water oh my gosh go check this up Nico Nico Nico where’s my pan flute you gave it to me it’s right here oh thank gosh uh so what now well you guys look stressed

Here some water some cookies can this lady be trusted I don’t know this feels kind of suspicious like too good to be true come over here uh okay where are you taking me goats hey uh one of those statues kind of look like my grandpa wait what yeah you know the ones with

The skulls on them yeah it looks like my grandpa and he went to the hero trials years ago wait so are you saying that this girl’s evil what happened to him oh well I guess he died here from that lady wait don’t look wait wait wait why uh

She’ll turn you to Stone it’s Medusa if you look her in the eye she turns you to Stone yeah we need to somehow kill her oh my gosh I see her over there but I’m not looking at her directly yeah don’t look at her oh my gosh what do we do uh

What against me God of love oh hey gotta love what’s up what are you giving me it’s a mirror it’ll help you out what wait so what does this mirror do you want me to stop what you said no please just hurry and finish this wait a

Mirror you said this person turned stick to Stone yeah so if she looks at herself then I guess she’ll turn the stone okay you know what we got a picture okay okay let me just walk over there with cookies over my eyes sounds good I’m not looking look at [Applause]

A present oh my gosh uh goat oh my gosh did it work it worked oh my gosh let’s play a song to celebrate oh my gosh yeah let’s go gosh oh gosh go what are you doing oh sorry I thought my booty would wake you up oh my gosh what is that what

The heck I am done with this stuff is that a guy with one eye go do you know what that’s called uh Cyclops oh my gosh uh oh God what are you doing you know we need to kill this thing right here let me just get a bite of this

Someone eating my food oh my gosh be careful uh Nico we can’t keep running from him we need to kill it wait we do okay get your bows again I feel like they’re not dying uh maybe we have to shoot it in the eyeball

Who’s hitting me is it he or her oh no it sounds like a girl I have no idea let’s go that thing is cornered I don’t think oh oh oh I don’t think I wait and there’s a crevice in the exits do you think we don’t even have to kill

It right uh yeah maybe we can squeeze past that Boulder okay let’s go wait oh when I get my hands on you I don’t think the second could see very well because they have one eye it sounds like a pansy oh my gosh wait uh it doesn’t look like

There’s an exit here goat there’s an item in this chest a loyalty Trident maybe we have to parkour out uh maybe oh it’s not working Nico uh maybe I go like this oh gosh oopsies oh gosh oopsies oh oh uh that’s an issue uh Nico behind you

Oh my gosh okay I guess this Cyclops doesn’t die get out of here cyclops I think this is the only way we could we could win this come on I think the Cyclops is getting smaller wait what it’s our size now I guess you figure out how to beat the

Cyclops okay got a light thing take us here challenge oh gosh a goat what are you looking at me why do you look so different I don’t know what happened to me you’re like a God now uh what is this uh or some type of chamber wait what

This place is scary what is this uh what’s happening look behind you Nico oh my gosh what is that oh stop Emma that was it uh wait wave two starts okay let’s go let’s go wait look at me oh Oh my gosh let’s go What happened yes I’ll be around us over wait are you serious you’re kind of drowning me but with that thing oh sorry man uh totally good we’re done with the hero trials wait how do we know that for sure oh gosh uh goat what did we do it I

Think we did it uh hello oh my goodness congratulations Nico did I become a god what is the fire guy doing oh my gosh this life is so good I’ve all I could ever want a blue bed a blue room and so many times it’s oh my gosh what else

Could I want Oh My wait what uh hello you make me so mad I don’t even have any words to say you were born mom and dad gave you the big room and this room used to be my room what do you mean I deserve this

Room I’m such a good kid no you’re not you’re so annoying and little why is my big brother always so mean to me you know what let me just go downstairs and get some food I’m done with you Shady bye are you sure I’m stealing your diamonds wait

Wait oh my gosh whose room is this this is mother’s room gosh I hope she doesn’t catch me uh Jayden give me those I’m not giving you these they’re mine now oh my gosh you know what I’m just gonna have some breakfast why is she always so mean to me yeah you’re not

Gonna be able to eat anything I ate all the cereal are you supposed to be having the fridge I might as well just check raw salmon again oh my gosh you know I’ve been eating rice even so much that it honestly doesn’t taste that bad now uh you know what I’m

Not that hungry actually I’m just gonna go back upstairs did Shady really steal my diamonds hey hey oh my gosh spitball attack yeah stay in there little scaredy cat did Shady really steal my diamonds he stole all of them what where are they I don’t even have a backup stash anywhere

Mom and dad gave me that for my birthday are you serious Shady he’s not in his room what oh my gosh is he somewhere downstairs hey it’s just me poo poo head what why you calling me poo poo head because you’re stinky get away from me get back

Here no I’m going away you’re being so mean to me I’m just gonna go play outside yeah and I’ll have the whole upstairs to myself I don’t need any friends like you better get out of this place this is huge oh my God I finally found the exit let’s just get out of

Here all this grasses in my face wait who’s that take a little kid too oh my gosh look I will fight you grass oh a human hello uh hey my name’s cash uh hi my name is Nico well where did you come from this is my

House right here whoa your house is huge I know right my mom and dad are super nice but um what are you doing what what is that you want to go check it out uh that seems kind of scary but it seems like a cool adventure let’s go adventure

Oh my gosh what did I just hear uh hello oh God wait what that’s your brother he keeps messing with me brother get back here oh gosh wait let’s hide right here hold on maybe I can talk to him he seems nice are you sure Hey listen here older

Brother yeah what do you want kid you know you don’t have to be so mean to him I mean he’s your family and all so you should be nicer to him you know yeah well he stole everything from me at Birth he’s Mom and Dad’s new favorite

And they don’t even like me anymore what that’s not true they probably love you very much yeah definitely it’s just that I’m better boy wow oh gosh Nico why would you do that because he always bullies me so I got him I gotta go oh I can’t escape him he’s

Too big yeah you better get in the house now or I’m gonna beat you with the stick what don’t do that don’t do that do that okay fine okay you know what guys you all want to be friends and just play together um I guess so yay

It is bees are so big they’re so scary do not get stung of course she like me she’s yellow and luckily today I brought my boat whoa where’d you find that uh I just found it on the floor the other day but cash you want to ride with me yeah

But what about Shady oh gosh I don’t think this is possible hey you just left your big brother behind what he always fighting me so yeah but you told him it was okay yeah well I guess you’re right you know what I gotta come back for him

Come on come here B will be friends JD I have a boat for you do you have one for my new pet well you guys can ride in the same boat here okay thank you guys let’s just go oh my gosh this is gonna be a

Long journey oh my gosh guys I can’t believe we went on that adventure for five years am I big now I didn’t even realize that whole time Nico we were gone for so long I know right wait it’s Shady hey what are you smaller than me finally

Um no you’re just dreaming oh my gosh let’s get your pet B out of the water somebody be traveling with us for that long well shady is still technically older than you yeah hey hey I thought you guys stopped fighting yeah I will make fun of you

I’ll grow taller than you one day Nico in your dreams bye oh my gosh wait Josh does that mean we’re big kids now I think so but we’re definitely not adults yet okay let’s just go wait are we old enough to go to high school oh my gosh

I’ve been waiting for this day this will be so fun what the heck I’ve always wanted to go to High High School uh Nico aren’t you a little nervous though uh why well high school has all the bullies and the big kids and the cute girls the

Cute girls ew girls are stinky girls are amazing okay I guess I’m not in first grade anymore I need to grow up you know what guys I’m gonna make the goal of getting a girlfriend what Nico how are you gonna do that just trust me okay

Follow me this is gonna be very eat wait hello please go around this is only for cars people can’t drive oh my God wait guys this is a high school this is Middle School I guess we’re not that grown up just yet what I’ve already done Middle School

Yeah well you can come with us again maybe this cute girl still here in construction this school is broken down English class I already know English what else math class uh this is boring only fun class all right hello guys guys come over here there’s a really cute girl over there wait what

Let me see oh my gosh yeah there is a cute girl hey I’m not a girl oh oh I thought he was talking about you okay let me see this girl right here okay let’s see hmm cute girl nope don’t see any are you kidding cash what do you

Think I should do what I don’t know she’s not really my type so good luck with that I have an idea what just watch this what are you gonna do hey what’s up oh wait what’s going on hello hi how’s your day today been pretty good what’s

Your name Nico uh what are you doing only fun class um I’m gonna just sit around enjoy the day have a little bit of fun oh cool I didn’t ask you what’s your name my name is Zoe that’s a pretty name okay um Nico where are you going I’m going

Oh my gosh guys this is so nerve-wracking I’ve never done this before Nico it’s not that hard to talk to girls are you kidding me it’s impossible no it’s not here you know what I’ll just go tell her that you like her here I go no no no no

No I gotta tell stop Nico Nico give her this I promise she’ll fall for you a flower and it’s purple and she wears purple she has to like this okay uh good morning good morning it’s beautiful weather we’re having today right yeah it’s all right so what’s your favorite

Thing to do in fun class I usually draw or I’ll write stories oh cool um do you have any friends um yeah I have one friend her name is Mia but she’s transferred oh well can I be your friend oh um yeah sure uh okay

Uh but I have something to give to you actually oh what is it yeah I prepared this for you a raw Sabbath oh let me try it do you like it that’s amazing oh my gosh thank you it tastes so good can I have another

Um oh sure yeah oh these are so good well I gotta go bye okay bye thank you oh gosh guys no no Nico you were so close they’re boosting you for the flower oh my gosh what do IQ cash maybe you can invite her outside to play or

Something and then you can give her the flower yeah that could work okay Zoe oh yes um do you wanna just school and go play outside actually oh my gosh okay follow me can I finish all my work so it shouldn’t be a problem my gosh okay you

Know what I’m gonna introduce you to my friends okay oh hi right here we have cash oh why is he trying to act so cool and then my big brother Shady you are tiny oh what’s up yo I’m so cool cool yeah we’re actually like the popular

Kids yeah me and cash are on the football team I don’t usually hang out with popular kids hey who’s this loser I’m not loser what do you mean remember we’re trying to get them to date oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah Nico’s like the best player on the football team really

Yeah and he can do seven push-ups I think yeah what what two three four five six seven eight nine let’s go oh my gosh I can’t even count that high Katie we’re in Middle School oh uh I yeah I can count to 50 I think oh my you know what let’s just play

Outside guys what the heck oh my gosh okay um where’s the playground around here there’s no playgrounds in Middle School Nico are you kidding me where’s all the fun huh what no playgrounds I mean I don’t even like playgrounds I’m so cool and awesome yeah me too I’m like dude 10

Push-ups right now yeah come on oh my gosh he’s so awesome I praise you forever I gotta show you something but before I show you so we should have a dance battle I’m not the best dancer okay you ready how about cash goes oh yeah cash is really good yeah I’ll judge okay

Ready this is what I call the worm whoa whoa whoa oh okay you know what I could do something a lot better than that That oh that way okay I’ll give you some music ready yeah um okay you suck at dancing okay pop me on that be cash okay ready yeah yeah you go let’s go oh yeah Yeah so we I have something to give you oh what is it uh but cash you gotta go what why why it’s embarrassing okay oh fine I’ll see you guys later um Zoe yeah what’s up uh I have something to give you oh what is it a

Easy pickle um yeah a thing actually I gotta go okay speaking of which where’s my big brother Shady uh we haven’t seen him anywhere I don’t know maybe I can find them with the sea pickle uh hello where are you hey help help wait what I hear him I can’t even see anything

Some guys threw me into a locker and put this on my head off your head gosh Shady what happened bro you didn’t tell me there was gonna be a girl with you what what do you mean um yeah I was dressing up for Halloween nobody pushed me into a locker yeah

What do you mean well I was trying to scare you obviously are you okay yeah I’m chilling bro okay that’s good I’m glad okay sorry I was dancing you’re still dancing okay you know what guys I just can’t give Zoey the flower today what why I don’t know I just can’t bring up

The confidence I’ll do it in another day okay are you sure don’t you want to be the most popular guy in the school because you have a girlfriend well you know what I’ll do that tomorrow hey you can’t keep pushing things off yeah I can

Buy you hey uh I can’t believe I wimped out it giving somebody this flower you know what I’ll just keep this for tomorrow oh my gosh how long was I asleep for hey sleepyhead you were asleep for four years four years yeah guys knowing that’s possible once Shady was getting

Kind of lonely so I just moved into this room you live here now cash yeah cash became my new Brother since you decided to sleep for four years oh my gosh there’s no way wait I have something to give Zoe this flower wait he’s still on that flower thing wasn’t that like years

Ago oh my gosh wait I’m sorry but she probably forgot about you by now no I haven’t where is she she has to be somewhere here come on come on oh my gosh you know what I can’t worry about that right now flood class Zoe

Where are you oh my gosh wait hey Nico she definitely graduated high school by now what yeah we haven’t been to the school in so long gosh are you serious how am I Ever Gonna See Zoe again I kind of forgot he was asleep for four years

He doesn’t remember anything I know you guys didn’t want to wake him up or anything we tried to yeah we did try but anyway what’s five plus seven twelve okay we still got it okay you know what I’m just hungry wait did he ever get to multiplication I don’t think so what do

You mean guys uh what’s one times two four oh no yeah you might have to go through high school again oh my gosh you know what I’m just gonna go to this restaurant I’m so hungry what is this place what food do they even serve here

Don’t sit here what do you mean don’t sit here oh my gosh oh customers hold up I’m here wait what hi what can I get to you uh hello hello um what’s your order you look familiar I work here a lot you might have seen me

Before Nico you don’t know who that is you by chance go to the middle school over there Nico Middle School I’m an adult what do you mean I know but did you go there before whenever I was a kid yeah oh did you remember the kid named

Nico Nico Oh you mean the one that went to sleep and never broke up again is that oh no