Nico and Cash – Nico FOUND by the ROYAL FAMILY in Minecraft! – Parody Story(Cash,Shady, Zoey and MiaTV)

This city is so big whoa but you know I’m kind of hungry excuse me strangers hello uh honey should I use this this or this ax probably the first one of course of course hang on we have a little peasant talking to us what do you mean

Oh I’m just kidding I’m a peasant too can I have some food please some food food is short around here boy no food look at little poor baby no food yeah no food for him oh how sad I’m super hungry though please this kid’s going to be

Annoying oh he makes me want to eat my food and laugh come here boy I give you some seeds seeds I can’t even eat this fine you want something you can eat yes please geez take it no go oh gosh thank you please please go wash it doesn’t

Feel good at all the strangers in this town are kind of mean but at least I got some food this is not taste good though wow what a beautiful day who’s that oh and my Village looks amazing whoa that girl is so pretty yeah she’s even riding

A horse isn’t that only for royalty how did you get that thing I only have rotten flesh hey boy give me that what do you mean give me that flesh I haven’t eaten today sorry Princess my apologies princess sleep nicer next time jeez I’m sorry Princess are you okay yeah I’m okay whoa

You look super cool please lady give me food sure cookies this will last me months princess may I have some cookies I don’t really have a home oh of course thank you you’re so nice and well are you like royalty or something are you sure I am

But are you all alone here little guy yeah unfortunately I can bring you to the adoption center if you’d like what actually yeah oh that would be great all right let me grab my horse real quick and we can get going okay sounds good uh okay I’ll follow you princess it should

Be this way oh princess oh hello who are you I’ve come to give a fair bit of warning warning there have been goblins attacking me I had to run away oh no are you okay yes but you need to careful especially this little boy he does not look very strong

Just make sure to protect him princess he’ll die out there don’t worry I sure will I got my amethyst sorting everything glad to hear it whoa that looks so anyways I found this rotten flesh on the floor so I’m gonna go eat this security guard or something yeah he’s my

Royal Guard whoa that’s so cool okay where are we going we are heading to the adoption center but what is this are we gonna have to go to a forest I think so hopefully there’s nothing bad in here okay princess I’m following you all right just gotta go this way I’m not

Mistaken I think the map leads us over here are you sure you know where you’re going princess yeah okay maybe not I don’t get out of the castle too much uh is it over here maybe is that a cow what do you even ever seen a cow before whoa

This is the first time I’ve seen one oh gosh I got it thank you well blew it away okay um this way hey there’s the princess oh gosh let’s get her oh my sword shooter horse oh gosh little boys fighting back oh take a boy

I gotta get out of here every man for himself how are you still alive oh my hero okay princess where’s the adoption center after that you know what how about I take you in I can’t thank you enough actually yeah we can go to the castle sorry for taking your sword

No no it’s perfectly fine you saved my life you’re welcome those gobbins were bullies yeah they sure were come along let’s go to my castle Yeah I dealt with a lot of people like that since I’ve been homeless for a while poor thing well not anymore you are now part of the

Royal family what the royal family is it that like the most prestigious family in the village sure is well did you just pick up your horse yeah something’s so much strong okay well bleed me to the castle this way let’s go eat this way you don’t even know

Nothing princess this is so huge you think so you’re not even inside yet what do you mean come on it’s an amazing Castle this is the coolest castle ever I’ve never been in a castle before well now you’re gonna be living in one living in one you sure are come on in okay

Who’s Prince oh hello Zoe how are you I’m doing great something scary happened and I almost got eaten by goblins though oh dear I was there to save her oh yes my hero is this your new little companion yup he’s my knight in shining armor what’s your name Buddy my name is Nico

Oh well aren’t you a cute little button I’m not cute I’m also Furious oh he’s a feisty little button isn’t he what are you talking about oh dear well what did you bring him here for I was thinking we could adopt him into the family well he seems like a good little

Addition he used to heckley but you’re gonna need to talk to King cash first oh boy you’re right you guys aren’t the king and queen no we’re just princess and princesses you know how he feels about newcomers so you gotta be very convincing yeah you’re right this King

Cash he’s the king which means he’s the ruler of all the land yep whoa were you guys born into this family um yeah well that’s so cool I’ve never been born into anything really cool well now you’re a part of our family or you’re about to be a part of our family

Okay I’ll be on my very best behavior yeah say no sir and yes sir and all that stuff yes sir follow princess she’ll show you the way okay come along I’ll bring you to your new room okay who’s that oh hello princess who have you brought here our new

Edition don’t tell the king yet new edition the king would not like that he’s not blood but he’s my hero I fought off goblinson let me inspect him you don’t have any battle wounds I don’t think he’s tough no he’s sweet I could be anyone I face

All right then prove it Hit Me With Your Best Shot oh my 2-1 he’ll grow up nicely okay maybe the king will like him thank you anyways princess you said you were gonna leave me to my room yes Here it is this is the coolest thing ever I’m glad you like it the bed sheets are blue so I hope you like blue but if not we could definitely change the color what do you mean who’s the best color ever perfect oh and uh Nico I brought

You some things that you can decorate your room with actually yep thank you I’m gonna put a sofa right here and then carpet on the floor and I think that’s good it looks like he has a sense of fashion it sure does I’m quite impressed anyways I think I’m gonna get some rest

It’s been a long day all right you sleep well let me know what I can meet the king sure will good night good night bucko good night time at the bed hi hi are you new here yeah hello what’s your name uh my name is Nico you look like

Anything behind is me I’m not short or anything it’s just I’m a mushroom you’re a mushroom huh well how is that like well it’s kind of terrible here have you even met the king yet no but he seems like a cool guy well yeah he’s definitely not a cool guy what me and

All the royal family are planning to overthrow them overthrow him how are you gonna do that and why would you watch it well The Prince and the princess and a lot of the other parts of the royal family really want to overthrow him because he’s corrupt corrupt is he

Really that bad oh he’s mad just wait till you meet him he’s scary he’s harsh he bites gosh I’m scared now yeah you better uh sleep on it and uh let the prince and the princess know what you want to do in the morning thank you

Mushroom of course and uh I’ll be here if you need anything okay good night good night all right Nico come on wake up wake up what is it pretty cheating oh we gotta go fast you gotta get uh ready King cash is already down at his throne

King cash okay are you gonna leave me there um I gotta get ready with Zoe so just walk downstairs you’ll be there gosh okay thank you of course am I Really Gonna Be King cash by myself oh this is so cool whoa is this the Royal

Throne why is there a blue Speck in the middle of my room ew I don’t care get get out of here hey guards guards come get rid of this thing oh my gosh she’s ruining my lunch ah this king is mean they were right who’s that excuse me sir what apologies but the

Guards aren’t here and our seventh starving like I care can you get rid of the blue Speck yourself oh my gosh get this guy out of here where are my guards at King please please just give me some food oh you want food huh yeah we’ll

Take some food eat these arrows boy get out oh my gosh no coming into my castle without asking all right servants you know what I’ll give you food if you go get rid of that thing he’s running around here rampant oh really I’ve been eating in weeks he actually thinks I’m

Gonna feed her oh gosh please don’t take me away just take some cookies if I don’t take you away then I’d be disobeying the king just be quiet what’s taking so long nothing I gotta go servant did you get rid of him uh yes sir all right good gosh who left this

Door open oh my gosh this game is so mean no one knows how to obey their Elders I just gotta wait for Princess Zoey oh hello King how are you doing this morning finally gosh what’s wrong with you there was someone in here and you didn’t get rid of them uh my

Apologies sir I was already dealing with the nasty peasants outside of the castle Yeah you long enough your pay is getting docked for that the royal guard is mean and the world King what are Princess Zoe and Prince Shady so nice though hey what is that thing in the corner over there I

Don’t know I swear I saw something over here hey it’s that blue boy from before where is he the peasant didn’t get rid of him he’s around here look I just saw him excuse me mister excuse me who are you I’m the farmer for outside all right

Well then why aren’t you working I feel like I know this guy well my son is suffering from a disease and I really need medicine oh you need medicine yeah and food oh okay well then work for it come on go get on the fields oh all

Right sir I’m sorry gosh I swear people don’t know how to do work these days oh all right King Dollar I’ll get back to work what did you just call me King cash I mean sorry what is going on prison this man oh you dare disobey the king I’m here imprison this

Is me I don’t know if I can confront him alone I’m gonna need to wait for Princess Zoe I think I’m just gonna wait it out in here hello King good morning it’s Prince Prince oh hello Chris you sure are stuffing yourself King yeah you got something on your

Mouth oh yeah a lot of work had to be done here you go guys thank you did you already take a bite out of this piece yeah sorry here I’ll just toss it over to the side you guys should have seen what happened this guy came in asking

For medicine like I’m gonna give it to him gosh we’re supposed to give them medicine uh I’m good oh dear but I do have a quick yeah what’s up I’ve adopted a little boy and I was one hey well I’ve never even seen him before

Who is this boy oh uh I can go find him me me you again that yeah you’ve been running around my entire room trying to sabotage me Joey this is the boy you’ve adopted yeah he saved my life trust me I’m guys please you couldn’t have chosen

Any other boy in the world it was a spur of a moment idea all right you know what I’ll consider it if he can make me laugh what if you want to be Prince tell me a joke how did the anime cross the road I don’t know how he did it

All right fine you can be Prince of the castle actually if you’re now a prince I’m a princess great job anyways can I get back to my steak now of course thank you K cash I promise I won’t let you down oh my gosh even though King cash

Was mean I still was able to become princess yeah that was a really good joke he thought so shady yeah I mean the king really seemed to like it that’s awesome and uh since I’m Prince now how’d you guys get these cool clothes it should be in your wardrobe actually yeah

Here I’ll set it down on your bed for you okay thank you there you are thank you okay I’m gonna dress ah and I’m finally dressed up do I look good oh I know I think I look sick you look pretty spiffy I am now a prince yup

You’re now Prince and should be respected as one I hope cash wasn’t too mean to you you know it’s fine I understand he is King and he is the ruler of all the land so yeah even if he’s keep that he’s not very nice to his

Subjects either yeah I saw all he does is stuff his face full of steak all day and how is he King I don’t know just because he’s got family blood in him what but how are we gonna finger I think it’s time to overthrow someone yeah I think we have the squad ready

Overthrow the king are you sure will you help Nico sure Princess Zoey wonderful we should start a plan a plan but what would happen if we fail um most likely we would be stuck in the dungeon for a thousand years wait what yeah but that won’t happen oh my gosh

That’s crazy so what’s the plan Zoe all right here’s the plan one we’re gonna poison his food and then two we’re gonna set up a trap after that we’ll fight him what it’s that easy uh yeah are you sure this is foolproof 100 my lands are

Perfect okay but I’ll just go along with it God thank you princess all right let’s go we’re gonna execute the plan first thing in the morning okay I’ll get a good night’s rest oh my gosh this is so cool we are gonna take over the kingdom

Oh my gosh it’s a good day time to execute this foolproof plan oh Nico are you ready yeah all right I’ve got the cake it’s already poisoned it sure is it’s already poisonous what yeah I set it up last night it says totally not poisoned cake what are you serious

Sounds suspicious does it princess I’m not so sure about this did you get a little taller buddy did I I think I did that’s so cool he looks almost like a king yeah what okay you know what let’s play this and hope it works okay all

Right let’s do it you said this is 100 foolproof right cash why are we so close to each other right now we’re locked in this world on one block oh my gosh we’re stuck in this border and you’re probably wondering how we get out yeah well every

Single time we do an advancement the borders whoa so when you open your inventory oh my gosh now we have more space to talk yup and this happens because if you go to the achievements button we unlocked a new achievement so what’s the next one the next one’s called getting wood

Attack a tree until a block of wood pops out of it okay let’s do this oh my gosh let’s go and I got the woods so our border expands oh and we got a cow we gotta keep this guy for food or furnish even later he’s so cute I don’t want to

Kill him I know right let’s name him Jerry hi Jerry okay let’s get with some more wood and see what our ducks achieve it is okay help me find down this street okay I got you and we have limited supplies right now so we need to consider for as many materials as

Possible yeah so what’s the next achievement we have to get let me check benchmarking craft a workbench okay that’s pretty easy okay so we put the Planks on our inventory and then we make up into wooden planks and then we put four at the top and then now we have a

Crafting table oh my gosh cash and look our Circle getting so big so whenever it turns green that means it’s expanding right and let’s see how far we can expand this Cash There’s chests around here and there’s even special loots like that food okay what the heck is that whoa I want

To get there soon anyways let’s place on this crafty table and then let’s look at our next achievement oh my gosh we’ve unlocked a ton there’s a bunch of things we could do and they’re all related to building tools first ones to make a pickaxe hit then a sword and then a hell

So first let’s get some sticks and let’s make that into a pickaxe whoa check this out our Circle expands even more let’s go what else can you craft let’s see what about a wooden sword let’s see what that time to strike oh my gosh Nico look

Above you oh my gosh they’re falling for this guy that’s so cool oh my gosh okay let me break the rest of these leaves to see if we can get some saplings and now our Circle has gotten so huge cash and we have some friends yup but let me make

Another stick and then let’s make that into a hoe which expands our Circle even more and Nico look we can finally open this chest oh my gosh this is gonna be so good let’s see what’s inside of it whoa this has so much good loot we have golden nuggets from mutton and raw

Chicken and raw rabbit oh rabbit I don’t want to eat that this is looking so good so reach it oh what the heck that’s so weird Okay Nico what do we have to do next let’s go mining and I think we’ll unlock another cheap Edge okay let’s go

I want to get to that next chest come down with me cash I’m here okay so now I can just mine the stone and I got a couple let’s go wait give me an instrument to check my achievements button Nico the store the stone pickaxe for an achievement or

A furnace oh my gosh you’re right cash okay so let’s buy it a bunch of soda you want to do both at the same time yup and then we can expand our Circle even more what the heck yup oh gosh we’re already at the border and I think I need a total

Of 11 Cobblestone here which is gonna be so good for us okay cash you take eight to make a furnace got it and then I’ll make a pickaxe okay wanna do it at the same time yup let’s go my pickaxe is crafted so let’s go in three two one

Craft let’s go oh my gosh oh my gosh please get to the chest no I still didn’t reach the chest we’re so close oh man well let’s see what else we could do we can use this chest to store our things and I’m gonna place the

Furnace right next to it it looks like we could get some bread oh my gosh cash I know what our desk is cheap it is what uh this is gonna be really sad no don’t tell me it is so we have to harvest some leather and we have to kill Jerry oh my

God eyes no oh man well at least we got to the chest yup that’s good sorry Jerry oh a regular potato some string and some gold nuggets okay that seems pretty good Josh we already have a bigger Square so far yeah I’m gonna count how many blocks

This is one two nine ten eleven th one Puck already and we started on it just one let’s make this even bigger how are we gonna do that let’s check our treatments and oh my gosh a golden apple eat a Notch Apple we definitely can’t do that just yet acquire Hardware smelten

Iron ingot okay that seems achievable cash let’s go find some iron and go for an adventure in the vine okay come daddy cash and take this pickaxe and help you bye gotcha and if we find a hostile mob we can get an achievement by killing them too what actually yup it’s called

Monster Hunter so let’s hope we find one that’s gonna be so good what I’m so excited to expand this one block cash me too I have so many plans of what we’re gonna do it’s gonna be so cool and oh my gosh look we found iron let’s go let’s

Go oh and it’s barely outside the world border which is so lucky let’s go okay so now you just need to smelt that to get an achievement right yup but look at iron outside the border and I can’t find it oh gosh no wait if you just smelled

That iron we can go get that so let’s get our iron put it in the furnace oh gosh we have to use some wood I can use my pickaxe Nico that’s not good at all oh yeah so good yup I threw it in there it’s for

A good cause and now we get one Ingot and now this place should expand let’s go oh my gosh egg let’s go this is so good okay let’s go downstairs and let’s mine the other iron wait oh no it’s silver border no what the heck I guess

All we could do is continue mining yup so cash check this pickaxe continue biting and I’ll check my cheap beds and let’s see what we could do next hmm okay we could fly a pig off a cliff what the heck that’s cruel yeah break two cows with wheat oh gosh we killed Jerry

That’s not good Monster Hunter which seems the most reliable Nico I hear a bat down here travel with a my card catch a fish or eat a Notch Apple oh gosh cash these are all really hard I hear a zombie Nico what it sounds like

It’s down this way gosh I need to make a pickaxe of my own I’m going back up oh gosh why are you leaving me don’t worry you can handle it on your own all right I’ll try okay we have a bunch of cobblestone let me put it in

Our chest put the ice stuff in our chest and then I’m gonna go back down I found more iron let’s go I’m coming cash don’t worry and oh even more iron that’s so good oh gosh do you hear all those monsters wait there’s monsters wait guys

I hear Bachelor gosh I don’t like that neither do I but wait we can get an achievement if we kill them so we have to get to them yep and there’s even more resources like coal and then iron let’s go I’ll get the iron and I’ll get that

Call this is gonna be so useful for smelting oh gosh there’s a cave here oh gosh I’m gonna be so good but there’s also a skeleton but we got to be very careful be careful Nico do not die to these guys Josh are you ready let’s go in three two

One go I got you I’ll kill the zombie oh I don’t know if we’re ready for this they all blew up there’s so many in here wait you expanded the Border kill the mom let’s go we expanded the border and last zombie let’s finish that zombie off and look

Awesome oh my gosh there’s a bat here I don’t like bats look we have a source of water finally I’m gonna block it off wait why because our resources are very limited cash we need to keep watering oh yeah you’re right so I’m gonna block these off so they don’t annoy us here

Nico you can just do this what no don’t worry it’s still there I’m just blocking in fries oh okay oh it’s good okay okay okay and we need to kill the egg bats because we don’t like bats it also they’re not useful at all but there’s so

Many of those oh my gosh I want to get out of here I don’t like them get them Nico get out goodbye bats and cash we eliminated all of them so now we can find all the loot down here oh my gosh this is so useful my pickaxe broke

I’m gonna check what other achievements we can get got it and while you’re doing that I’ll continue mining Nico we get an achievement for making bread do you want to do that later making bread oh my gosh oh and they have three seeds Okay Okay

When I go to the surface then we’ll make a farm okay and we can also get achievements by mining diamonds and cooking fish oh my gosh you’re right that’s gonna so good and we already have a water source right here so we could do that down here if we want yup but I

Think the main goal right now is to make bread because that’s the easiest one okay let’s try and get some bread let’s go oh and we made some iron up here oh my gosh how did I miss that that’s so good I think it was behind the border

And when we killed those monsters it expanded it oh my gosh you’re right that’s so good and I combined this too let’s go I can totally see we’re progressing because we couldn’t mind those before yup oh my gosh cash look how big our circle is now I know we have

So much space but we need to get some farming done and let’s do it nearby this water source oh that’s so smart so let me mine this real quick and then let me chill this land right here and then I’ll Place three seeds near here and we did

This because the water fertilizes the soil and makes this grow better so once we get the wheat we can get in achieve it and then we can get another achievement by bringing these cows that’s so smart Nico while we’re up here I might as well smell my iron I’ll throw

My iron in there too we have a turtle on 27 what let me check my Arch events and see what we can do oh my gosh there’s a lot of things we could do we could do a minecart one we could do a diamond one I think the diamond one’s probably the

Best one right now so cash want to go back into a cave yeah let’s find some diamonds yup oh gosh hey there’s two skeletons here oh no Nico I’m coming come on oh gosh I got you don’t worry oh no I’m so low oh and a bunch of Mom’s responding oh gosh

Oh no and we’re back oh gosh it’s raining out here what oh no but cash we have no shelter I just realized something look if I put bones in my crafty table and make phone meal I could speed up the process for these seeds and

I can grow the Wii instantly oh my gosh that’s so smart now I can mine these we plant the seeds and then go over to these cows and breathe let’s go come on yes and now I will borders expanded let’s go this is a pretty big area and

Look Nico our tree grew oh my gosh it’s so good I didn’t mind this because we’re definitely running out of wood wood is a scarce resource cash yeah I know but we can keep replanting them as long as we get saplings yep I’m pretty hungry cash I wonder what’s your favorite food my

Favorite food is mac and cheese mine is spaghetti and meatballs that’s pretty good too I’m a crafts in ax and put all my items in the chest and I’m gonna go go down okay I’ll keep planting more trees and look oh my gosh we have 23

Iron in this what whoa okay I’m gonna use some iron to make a shield so I could go down and face those scary monsters now I’m gonna craft this shield and boom now time to head down let’s go I have to conquer these Bobs I am not

Afraid I’ll help you Nico goodbye and cash bring some torches with you because we’re gonna need to light up this place okay and there’s so many mobs who wants oh gosh don’t worry Nico I’m here I’m here I’m being overwhelmed with zombies right now I’m helping you let’s go get

These guys oh gosh it’s a little bit of lag oh no there’s an Enderman what the heck what oh gosh Nico oh gosh I’m coming back I need some cash oh and he dropped to the ender pearl oh gosh and there’s a lot of zombies okay

We definitely need to light this cave up don’t worry I’m here and I brought torches let’s go I’m so hungry I need to eat this rotten flesh what I’m gonna blow up this creeper let’s go that helped out a lot come on you should end it pull their cash yup that’s gonna be

Very useful oh gosh and oh no oh no you die there’s so many monsters I know okay I’m going now come on get these guys you got him Nico kill the spiders and then finish off this other bed the last bit of mobs come on you got

It Nico oh gosh I am too strong nice okay light this place up cash light it up okay I got it place the Torches around here and over here oh my gosh and there’s torches right here let me get some of those there we go now this place

Is lit okay let’s go down even more to find some diamonds and I’m gonna kill these bats while I’m at it yes those bats are so annoying oh my gosh and I might straight to iron what I promise live.xray cash hmm you’re a little suspicious but I believe you uh no what

Are you talking about come on let’s find these diamonds Nico I want to get another achievement I know we need to go strip mining you know what strip mining is Cash no what is that it’s money uh y equals eleven why would you mind that low because that’s where diamonds spawn

Because that’s where the most likely to spotted oh my gosh I just got a crazy cave oh my gosh Nico you go First Cash okay don’t worry we gotta kill these guys come on get your torches out oh gosh here we go okay come on up let it

Get loose Cash go go go I’m killing them oh no come on I’m about this creeper and that helped out a lot just use your Shield to block him oh gotcha oh God oh God oh no Nico don’t worry I’m finishing the Bob okay cash I’m coming down I killed

Most of the mobs Nico the rest are pretty friendly let’s go light the place up cash I did that’s gonna be so good okay we traveled a really far away is cash this is gonna be so good do you have my list yup it’s right here thank

You cash and there’s a bunch of other Bobs but they seem kind of friendly so let’s just leave them yeah but look how many oars there are Nico we got lapis lazuli oh my gosh this is my second favorite ore aside from Diamond of course and then we got gold I’ll mine it

With my iron pickaxe I’m at the lapis because you can buy that which Stone you can I didn’t know that you know they look like they’d be sort of powerful but you know I could buy them with stone and then it’s not that bad I wish I found

Redstone yeah me too cash but we need to go deeper for that so let’s go okay I got cashes our pics so that I can buy this gold perfect and oh my gosh Ethan four cave systems what oh my gosh there’s a llama there you have to be

Very careful around this area cash this is gonna be super dangerous and what wiser stone bricks here I have no idea wait what whoa what is this down here zombies are another natural generating block what oh my gosh Nico is this what I think it is I think we’re in a strong oiled

I know right oh my gosh what in the portals here whoa