paulsoaresjr – Minecraft Legend of Hoodie E26 “Dark Mage Spy!!” (Silly Role-play Adventure)

Oh but I do want to get back and check gun slash and chipper brewing stand here and everything huh uh just the trapped oh wait a minute I have not been here before ah this is great magic shield kiss of death two new spells oh okay alright drop the

Meat I don’t need the furs and I’ll keep those as trophies cuz I hate those guys and Oh arcane compound okay yep let’s put these in the spell book here put these in the spell book this guy right here it’s gonna dump you guys in kiss of

Death and the magic shield lovely stuff and an affinity tome ender ender hmm I still have this water affinity I need to get rid of and a bunch of books and here’s what we’re gonna do alright grab all the books because I like to bring those home and see what’s

In them oh let’s open up a rift here void more I’ve been here before let’s blast that thing apparently I didn’t do its job because I would have not been able to get through boom well I am now a powerful could be could very well be wouldn’t surprise me and

Let’s open up a extra-large rift and dump in some stuff here stereos journal diary of an arcane one of these days I’m gonna catch up on these books okay I think that’s good yeah all right shut that down whoo okay armours all healed up Oh Suns on the rise this is great

Gotta get back gotta get back and check check in on the kids wow man that’s great I didn’t thought I had been here before maybe there’s something else down here then it just goes right back down there I thought over here about these books under the books well what’s that

What’s this what’s this no that’s just me ha ha ha whoo getting turned around okay let’s get out of here gotta go check on the kids get a good check on the kids so far away oh I hope we have our little source and then we can get a

Horse with wings I think I think that’s how it works we get a source and then we have to do something with the source oh it’s a long way down I’ll get our feather fall already which is right around here okay and then I can just leap you should probably do an extra

Powerful leap just in case this doesn’t work out I don’t want the spell to end on my way down oh okay let’s just have a little beef and then here we go ciao okay settle settle oh good okay oh hey guys um I need some ink guys sorry this one do I

See a little source do I see a big source big source little source no source Oh our guys alright fine maybe on the second date okay second date they see you nod there / yes second a second a chipper okay alright we’re gonna tell you what let’s head

Back to town we’ll get some more pumpkins bring yeah hold on I’m not done yet we’ll bring some pumpkins back here we’re grow some pumpkins here okay and then you guys can have a second date if you need it maybe even a third date whatever take your time take your time

Not like I need to be the greatest most powerful last wizard in all the world right now but you know world’s falling apart and everything something’s gonna have to be done sooner or later hmm kids these days they just don’t get it all right oh oh hey over here now huh

Whoa now over here now oh now up here now okay now what now what huh mm-hmm gotta get that source no it’s not really a good day beat it that was kind of funny ooh ooh is that what I think it is oh it is magical mounts Volume one by horse nut

77 hey who are you dick dad and stay out oh yeah this is the one horse not 77 he’s the guy that wrote this how to make a source and he has his follow up guide she’s right here magical mounts one of them anyway magical miles Volume one the

Bad horse perfect a bat horse is a black horse with wings born with a black heart of darkness they are wild hostile and holy untamable now that’s no good there exists however a rather dubious method of obtaining a bad horse through magical means excellent the process is considered by some as a

Dark art but for the purpose of science here are the steps ah nice to know that horse nut is ethical 1 obtain a source before refer to my sources for dummies guide got it to obtain or brew an essence of darkness ie ender pearl heart

Of darkness and a bottle I think I have all of that 3 feed essence of darkness to a source ah it does not a little questionable for the source will transform into a bad horse after a few moments whoa I know that’s all right 5 pimp you’ll ride with a saddle and some

Crystal armor disclaimer there is no conclusive evidence that feeding a source and essence of darkness causes any pain discomfort a permanent damage ok great and besides the source gets wings we all right well as long as it doesn’t hurt the source I guess we’re all good

Ok let’s bring this along I might need that let’s put you over there we don’t need that anymore um so that’s what we got to do a little buddy don’t rub your butt in the books I haven’t read all those disgusting come on get out of here up up up go come on

You don’t belong so what I have to do then is we got to get back over to slash and chipper I think they’ve had enough time to get to know one another who are you hey puff is there another little boy in the house I’ll puff hey you made a little boy

Alright good work we need another boy in the house surrounded by all these little girls huh let’s give you a name little fella nice puff junior awesome alright oh my gosh you guys have been busy here in the storm well I’ve been doing some renovating and moving

Books around what do you guys think looks good huh yep moving the magical books downstairs I got to catch up on these books of course they’re just volumes of stories in fiction and so forth Cinnabons that’s not a bath come on you know better than that

Come on set a better example lots of kids around here okay I’m gonna make some of these new spells guys and then I think we’ll head over to we’ll go feed these pumpkins to slash and chipper oh by the way is that deep that stuff septa

Esta that’s the heart of darkness yes I knew I had one we’re gonna bring that along nice all right two new spells on that mage tower finally get around to learning them they got a magic shield and the kiss of death okay so how about if we I think what

We’re gonna do is craft those two walkers they sound pretty fantastic grab my runes so parchment and oh gosh that’s not enough I’m gonna have to make up some more runes what do they require oh yes yeah magic she’ll perfect that’s not very much you can do that one and

Then the kiss of death let’s go right ahead and make this one should be easy we need a Kula Cinnabons please I’m trying to work oh I don’t have enough oh darn I need more green all right everybody out of the workshop come on I’ve got to make some runes dangerous work here

Everybody out seda buns come on tell show the new kids the ropes would you we got a new newbie right here newby newby beat it probably all right time to make some new runes let’s get the dyes um Oh puffs good so you want to be mages

Assistant someday just like your old man that’s great all right something to aspire to so pay attention and someday you can take your dad’s job just don’t tell them all right so first things first what we want to do is um hey puffs yep chip off the old block I guess I guess

The a dee dee runs in the family you got to come over here watch if you want to be majors assistant someday you’re too fine okay let’s go ahead and to make these new spells what do we got we have uh uh magic shield let’s put in the

Parchment now we have everything we need which is some cool uh Cinnabons Cinnabons off the inscription table please the kids are watching magic shield protect yourself with a magical shield cost 110 minute guides oh that’s a little steep don’t you think I hope it’s worth it okay stand back Cinnabons

I’m gonna give this thing a shot let’s do oh I got a focus and yeah whoo runes of power surrounding my body get in here you do you feel feel secure can we have bunnies up in here up in here with me Oh what’s going on let’s try that again

Oh all right well that’s gonna protect us for a short period of time how do you like deal like that hmm makes me feel safe doesn’t last very long though it is it 10 15 seconds was anybody counting no all right let’s uh put that over here

For the time being and let’s go see if we can’t craft the kiss of death hmm this one this one requires quite a bit here so let’s put in a couple of kula cooler there and a cooler there and of course the parchment to write it all

Down on a kiss of death for when the last petal falls 310 mana affinity of life and I still get this awful water affinity okay hmm I need a volunteer anybody let’s try out this kiss of death I just kidding I’m just kidding I wouldn’t do that any of your brood puff

And Cinnabons I would just be horrible let me put this thing away before someone gets hurt I’ll go try it out on something outside and some kind of nefarious beast and I think yeah let’s we’re done for now I need to get over and get my source made up now that I

Have some pumpkins so enough of these spells got plenty for now fool around with these two that I just made and boom off the inscription table kid and I know your mom did it but set a poor example fine you find you can be underneath that’s good okay now let’s put these in

My spell books and it looks like I believe kiss of death makes sense to go in here who’s the quest storm out there I’ll know if I want to travel that mess and let’s put magic shield in here with my sort of defensive buff spells etc

Okay ah got my pumpkins and I’m ready to roll but first actually I want to make a make a big old void here rift and I’m gonna put magical mounts in here for now heart of darkness oh I need to make an essence of darkest don’t I so I need an

Ender pearl and a glass bottle nobody jump in that rift okay I don’t know where it leads to I need a glass bottle and do I have an ender pearl oh I don’t think I have an end up I’ve gotta kill an Enderman we need to kill an Enderman

I was stuff this quick before it closes for clues no don’t go in there yeah I don’t think I have an ender pearl anyone have an ender pearl I can borrow I’ll give it back when I’m done maybe no I don’t have an enderpearl you don’t end up rolls up there either

All right we must kill an Enderman and for that they’re so fast I’m gonna need a weapon I can’t yeah we’re gonna bring this diamond sword we’ll just have to do it old-fashioned style okay all right everybody I’m leaving now I’m I’m gonna go make a

Source okay so try not to get into too much trouble don’t chew through the electrical wires try not to poop all over the floor okay and stay out of the potions don’t spill anything tried to kill the fish all right goodbye each whoo all right um butter come whoa

Buttercup who is that hold on who is this is Etta light mage hello sir have you seen a goat outside he’s wearing late colors oh oh no oh it’s a dark age who can’t see me it’s behind the vines nice pump up this pump up the

Juice here ah ha ha Dark Mage of my tower he’s a scout I really have to kill this guy did you would you do the water go whoa that’s not so bad oh no no no no that back then cat big cat died Buttercup Oh No that dark meats doing my Buttercup

Oh what is that seems like the floodgates have opened I may have been found here what is this thing so werewolf what are you hello friend or foe whoa it’s gone oh no poor buttercup Oh looks like you have a lady there buddy all right Oh hold on zombie horse ow

Well somebody set me on fire get inside yeah I’ll put fire up put the fire up Oh get in get in get in fire fire burning fire burn oh look what you made me do to my pot and my little fern dang it it was my armor all right we’re gonna pump up

The juice here but I need to find buttercup maybe he went upstairs I think I’m gonna have to sleep through the night I don’t know what’s going on out here looks like I may have been found I’m hoping that one Oh No where is this guy sounds like a battle

Oh ger against the school there’s a piece of scorpion I guess we know who won all right somebody fighting up on the roof here what the heck I can’t tell if he’s fighting or trying to bust through my roof to get to me probably a combination

Of both I’m not too worried about him getting through that roof though this is a solidly built tower laced with magic I’m taking a long time what’s more concerning is the fact that there was a Dark Mage here and found me hopefully that was just some sort of advance scout

And I have eliminated that threat I’m not sure if these it’s ogre and that other little guy with the mitts are here with the Dark Mage or just because things are getting really bad here there he is little mr. mittens well he’s up there I gotta get him down eventually he might

Get through start making a mess of things there is not just pounding away all right I can’t knock them down though I don’t have as much faith in my walls as I do my roof so let’s get up there you know we’re gonna take him down okay

Let’s see if we can do this still trying to get through all right just don’t knock me down off this roof haha I am hoodie master mage Slayer of ogres ah it’s that which they used to bully me on it that was a kid well I got your number

Now baby I got your number now I want to try this new spell kiss of death are you what friend or foe okay hold on I’m not ready for her watch it kid whoo okay how’s my arm it’s coming back it’s coming back let’s try the kiss of death

Busted’ wow that uses a lot of mana though don’t it yeesh all right well let’s just use a little kiss of death and just in case we need to hit her with a sword because they are very difficult to kill I have some kind of magical defenses ie

How um scorpion should probably take care of him first oh oh oh ww get out ow what stop it little guys great great more scorpion pets am i Carey get off me beat it mage at work here dangerous work she’s gone okay it’s good thing you better run hide what whoa

Which is doing I thought they were long gone yes darkness is spreading across the lands now I don’t know if these ogres and witches came with that Dark Mage or if they’re here on their own accord many questions need answering and the only way to do that is to get to the Dark

Tower and it to do that I need something that flies this could be the end of the world the fate of the world rests in my hands hoody the mage let’s go let’s get to that desert let’s make a source and let’s feed them a heart of darkness

Get our bet anything oh gosh okay you know what I’m amazed I should probably be traveling like one yes of course everyone oh hey you crazy kids I’m back how we doin chipper slash hope you guys have had enough time to get to know one

Another it’s been a couple of days so we were ready for new date good now before we get started on the date I think whoa easy mr. orange snake I think what I’m gonna do is grow some more pumpkins just a case we needed a new supply in your

Event this date goes poorly solo all right quiet go find a different tree we need peace and tranquility here romantic evening coming up that’s okay they’ll all be reincarnated as more birds later in the afterlife no doubt oof besides this is for the greater good let’s just get some pumpkin growth over

Here it’s just a small sacrifice for the greater good right there right turkey beat it before I turn you into a sacrifice as well all right this what I heard you the first time I was just kidding when I say what it’s more like a rhetorical question really than anything

Else oh my god say they’ve been reincarnated it’s all good shushing okay oh we ready fellas ladies gentlemen I’m just gonna give you some pumpkins now a big supply and then I’m gonna go for a walk I suppose come on guys come on give them some privacy

Feed it chickens is all right here we go slash one Monday down fine one two five six for you and okay out of here horses around humans around oh boy I hope this doesn’t take much longer it’s now dark there’s witches bad horses whoo okay yeah

Things are getting bad here real bad I need an Enderman actually Tony I need two ender pearl all sorts of nasties but no Enderman come on yo kids hurry up never mind the ogre whoa ow Oh burn burn those guys are so sneaky it’s my armor okay what good were good we’re good

Yep come on slash pay attention well they seem to be taking their sweet time let’s go try the kiss of death Oh who the heck what was that somebody throwing something at me again there he is yep this little dirt tosser you stop that I really don’t wake you guys the

Head is hitting me it’s invisible something invisible a new enemy this is not good this is not good at all show yourself guys hurry up so I get in the house oh wait is that is it oh there isn’t it that mean yes it’s a little guy I can

Barely see you under there you’re just hiding under chipper hiding right under mom look at you you little source you oh I’ve never seen one of you before ah okay grow up big and strong and I’m gonna feed you in essence of darkness well no it’s okay it’s like a it’s like

A fruit drink yeah it’s fine trust me mom dad why you guys so protective well he’ll get wings just think about it your son will be able to fly Oh h-hold on all right grow big and strong kiddo first I would like to try this spell

These good meet some bad mages I think I lost the invisible guy well he doesn’t look like a good major hey let’s go check out the mage here hold on mage are you a friend or foe oh whoa all the way fo all the way foe

Do you see that give me something good nothin dark mages are here too now cool look not the best place to be in the middle of the night man is getting a little low now I have to make a retreat that could be oh it’s a bad day jargon

Mages pound oh it’s oh oh no it’s an invisible guy oh it’s a rat right up through the ground dirty dog I think it’s time to retreat inside we got our source that’s what we came for okay let’s try the kiss of death I have

Just enough mana pull off a weak one cow this is a worthy sacrifice in the name of woe which okay I’ll try on you then honey come here I know your sister over by Pine Grove Valley there she is alright let’s aim I don’t know how this

Thing works aim fire life essence oh my gosh I need lay set life essence oh okay I’m locking the door doors locked which is not allowed don’t they have to get permission to come in or something like that mm-hmm the salt here you’re not coming in I know what I can do

Let’s try out the new spell yeah where is it it’s shield I don’t like what that is honestly shield spell sword ah where is she there you are huh I got the moves you know honey hahaha ah not bad for a mage who thank you yes I will take a bow

Mmm not bad should have been a warrior stick and move stick and move okay so time for an Enderman hunt gotta get that ender pearl hey hey notes yeah stupid raincoat knock you out hey I saw it first just for that I’m gonna shoot your bunny

Out of here go only once only once gasket yeah go run there we go chief doesn’t like you anyway Oh No okay you know close the door I mean to kill him I was trying to get the bucket dirt and the rabbit jumped in front of it it was crazy

Oh collateral damage okay