Playing as a VALKYRIE in Minecraft!

You never want to cross paths with this dangerous Valkyrie but when she’s banned from the heavens that looks like she has to live with humans no this is terrible oh that poor Phil don’t worry so many monsters really the way to show off uh let’s see one hit and amazing seriously

It was all her sword she just swung it around excuse me that’s not yeah you heard me of Valkyries only as good as her sword weapon okay then I guess that’s why shut up Casey you know what I’ll prove it to you Ivy let me just find put this

Here there we go and oh did you see that oh an Enderman all right and see huh what was that wait wait wait what happened we have now what have you done oh no I I I didn’t do that I’m telling the queen what no don’t tell the queen Stop no might come later that’s aphmau she killed an innocent human no what I did look at her sword what no wait I can explain please let me explain look I am listening my sword down for a moment and just ladies please tell her I’m sorry unbelievable this is unfortunate we do

Not kill innocent humans look I I did it the fact the fact your sword go it’s evidence enough guilty guilty are not worthy of his sword you are finished with the land of Valhalla please I’ll do anything yeah you can live among The Mortals if you can get them to call you their

Champion then you may return until then goodbye farewell what is that you you did that oh there she stay back Out of here you don’t belong here I can’t do any powers I can’t do anything I gotta get out of here For you my queen whiz for you my queen no I don’t even know what how that even happened I shouldn’t have let my sword down um hello huh oh hey there you are uh Immortal um I was kind of mean to you and I I really just wanted to apologize apologize

Why you don’t know me you’re right I don’t but I I want to try really it’s not worth it please leave what leave but okay I’m sorry how’s it going you know it’s me again uh you Mortals really don’t give up do you yeah well we’re purses

Persistent so why bother me well I came because I need help help I don’t have any power well you know maybe I or I just need strength and anyone who can make a crater like that has got to be able to kick some big kingly butt

What are you gonna use me like everyone else I don’t think so what no fun I’m a warrior I I should help them if I’m a true warrior I’m sure the queen would what I need to be their Champion I have to help them um hello

What are you doing no thinking of stone we need weapons for our army a what why do you need an army A King that evil man has been destroying our village for the fun of it so you’re putting your pudding I’m gonna have an army I’m trying to get weapons least that I

Think will help weapons hmm how much Stone do you have maybe I could try something um just a few pieces let me try um let’s see I wonder if I could still whoa what are you doing forging give me a moment without crafting your weapon doesn’t determine your power you determine your

Power okay watch this whoa oh where did you learn that it doesn’t matter then can you help us fine let’s put together an army hello I am going to train you my name is aphmau yay what is that noise Ian is that you no I didn’t fart I don’t think excuse me Sorry I was just trying to look strong um strong means actually breathing holding your breath oh me too yeah it looks like you’re a bit of a pathetic excuse for an army but we need to get down to business to defeats who are we defeating

The king yeah yeah yeah oh the king and his armies all right um the first order of business is to you with a funny blue hair I I think she means you Mac that’s not blue it’s just you oh sir yes sir show me what you can do can do

Not just starts how is that impressive but what are you doing um showing you what I can do in combat I mean aside from jumping oh yeah yeah hang on hang on what can you do in combat uh I I can do um okay uh time to do this I I can

Totally do this jump and a critical hit how about you go and build me a house in the middle of the woods and what do you want me to do you grab some potatoes we need rations oh is there anywhere you like beside the woods all right you go and supervise them

I guess we’re doing this hmm so what do I do never mind I’ll just show you impressive oh you can do backflip like the other one well what do you think huh from the orange and the blue one has the same type of skills those tasks you gave everyone else

How is that gonna help them fight um it doesn’t but I do need some help to make the rations build up really they need to fight so you set us up I didn’t set you up I’m setting you to be ready we have my potatoes huh

All right so he’s here yeah and he’s he’s rent rent really already go up ahead I’ll watch on the side to see what’s going on all right stay out of sight no problem the king approaches it in place guys okay light up everyone oh no he’s here

Oh my king look at all your loyal subjects ready to pay their respects isn’t that right all right let’s get this over with hurry up uh for you my lord fresh beef uh ah yes this will do very nicely next enough here this is for you Lord thank you thank you

How about you excellent Very good ah just as we expect thank you for your service yes to live in the king’s land without rent what did she says no rent yes my Lord you do recall the punishment for no rent I believe it was the destruction of their home my Lord no no

Please please yes at once burner house to the ground will not harm them not my cake I shall defend you very well and I will defend them as it is my duty don’t you dare speak for the king that way I’m alone no you for your figure I expect double the rent next

Time such Behavior will not be accepted in My Kingdom let’s leave this place my lease let’s go okay well who cares if she’s okay it’s because of her that I’m not gonna have any gold left I mean I couldn’t even afford the regular red now

It will not be a next time what do you mean I will teach you all how to make sure to defend yourselves I will make sure that mad king will not take from you anymore oh yeah and what makes you so sure that you can stop them because

I’m a valkyrie and I swear on my honor that I will see this done alright so y’all got your swords so your first challenge is to defeat me in combat yes I will let wait wait hold on did you for the purposes of this exercise I want

To see how your strength goes but since you guys are new your defeat will be if you can land a single blow on me okay that should be easy come on come on all right let’s go nope nope how are you doing that so fast oh next you got this

Let’s do this yeah wow Teamwork is very important but you guys need to be in sync you need to learn to trust one another I think that you guys should start practicing on the targets right now okay okay sounds good all right so now let’s see if you can jump past these look at that come on

Okay okay I can try again now you’re strong as long as you have the advantage you need to get that Advantage by learning to sneak up on your opponents I think I’m doing a good job wonderful that’s not a good run oh yep that could happen did I do a good job

That hurt next come on you’ve got this and you can do this face your fears that’s slippery come on you can make it this time let’s go um can’t jump over you we did it kind of keep practicing on your jumps all right yeah got it huh what oh okay what

Yeah and that’s why they got rid of you you were framed I was framed like why you won’t let me be alone oh no this isn’t good but just hold on a little longer Okay there she goes back to the heavens humans need to accept me as a champion I need to help them okay it’s a lot easier on the arrows aren’t being fired at you I think I got the hang of it I think number one let me tell you creepers explode really

I can’t read human words um as the leader of the army could you assist me in reading this oh uh breed yes can you do that for me ah see the thing is I’m not really a reader kind of guy I’m more of a man of action you what

You can’t read well I could sing you a song though whatever uh Know that your leader can’t isn’t a reader yeah it’s kind of a problem kind of I can read it you like really no here you go okay let’s see here hmm it looks like it says I speaker of Mortals declare aphmau our champion yeah it worked wait huh thank you Mac

What’s going on What happened thank you so much I appreciate it what did I do I’m sorry but I have to protect her you’re leaving huh bye um wait bye I guess Casey I’m back I’m here is the queen okay wait what draw your weapon we’ll save the queen okay Okay with my sword and now you’re using yours to kill the queen how you were banished I completed my quest and fulfilled the Queen’s wishes uh-huh we’ll see about that oh no no you don’t I’m out of here no You for saving me I shall bless you with the power of the valkyrie once more my wings they’re back yes I am sorry I failed to trust you lady aphmau but you are home once more I am but we need to take care of Ivy before anything else happens Yeah it seems so but it is far too dangerous for us to go down there but wait we’re Valkyries I have a hunch but I think Ivy’s down there and no one is strong enough to take on her excuse me my queen I’m going to take Ivy out I can face her

You sure I can’t lose you again I’m fine my queen someone needs to put Ivy in her place exactly for what she’s done also I owe the humans down there in apology if that is your decision then go face your destiny and save those people

Will do thank you my queen and make sure you punch anything for me huh who’s that oh you’re back of course I’m back I’m your Champion right oh man we need some help right now the entire Village is under attack save my gold all right where is the other human he’s over there

Fighting the king what you all stay put you might be safe in there oh oh okay now who puts you up to this I’m never gonna tell you from him what did you poison your sword Our Queen was a joke I have a new ruler now you won’t need that anymore

Oh yeah and now what are you gonna do now without your precious sword continue to fight I’m their Champion 10 best you were never a notch for me I am the strongest Valkyrie in the world you have to fight here check this what a stone sword what could that possibly do

Against me a weapon doesn’t determine your power Ivy I’m going to determine my own power I’ll take her oh I’ll say about that oh That’s probably not good come on do something you fool uh of course yes sir it’s the writer you what you may want to run run run you may want to run okay it’s all yours you can have fun thank you for everything of course thank you for still trusting me sorry for

Lying before it’s fine I need to go help the others so I’ll see you around all right a Jew lady Afghan you have done your duty and defeated Ivy now you can come home with us um I think I need to think about this but don’t you want to come home and do

Home and do I know and I’ll still come back but I feel like these people need my help a little bit more than you right now huh what is it behold your new sword my new sword I wouldn’t want anyone else to have it I’ll make sure to protect this Village

And I will protect you