Playing Minecraft Bounce SMP (ft. Ironmouse & RubberRoss)

Bruh Bruh Bruh Bruh Bruh Morning Gamers how are you doing how are you doing laughs laughs what’s that noise that was my excitement noise excited yeah that was last when was the last time we streamed together huh how long ago too long too long I got my new booby plushie as well

For a million years oh you have like a bazillion stream of friends what are you talking about all right okay all right all right all right 14 [ __ ] you wow don’t act like you weren’t happy to do this today yeah I was just kind of

Like gosh you know I guess I have a busy schedule I guess I can see what I can do um you know it’s not important uh you were so full you are so fun I was like guys I I was like I don’t know if I can fit it in my schedule I’m

Busy I’m busy you know what everybody knows you’re [ __ ] busy okay but well he doesn’t tell you is that he was excited he was excited and he was like I’m so excited to play with your mouse I’d never said anything like that yes you did I would never I swear to God

What is what is I I enabled um the uh whatever the emote things are so they should appear in my chat now and they shouldn’t appear as like sad you’re way too dank the text they should actually appear as the email you you enabled your stuff I kind of got

It all working my mods were kind of like enough is enough we need to have more um emotes see yeah moms lay down below yeah see see look there again yeah it’s been it’s been fun uh traveling for a long time too long I thought it was too long maybe the subs

Uh that guy who said he owed me five Subs million [ __ ] years wait what have we got a million years played OverWatch for like a gazillion years I played for two streams what what’s wrong with that that’s like a million years in streamer years that’s literally two streams that’s like half a

Day for you oh streams is like two months in streamer time foreign was seven one of them was like five you see this [ __ ] what is it was shaving if one of them was seven not eight there’s a big big difference there I’m sorry uh I’m sorry Minecraft streamer how you doing

What your little Minecraft well every time you know I was on tour and a mouse would go live and like oh what mouse is doing I’m playing Minecraft again today all right okay that is not that is not [ __ ] true all right back to the mines back to the mines we go

I Cry I played metal gear and I beat it too oh yeah you missed my gaming Arc I did see you play Metal Gear a little bit I beat both of those games you missed my gaming Arc the gaming Arc I did two games two games with colonos you know uh

That’s a lot for me yeah you don’t play games normally games I love games I play scary games I play cool games cool games what is the coolest game you’re playing Minecraft I play oh yeah I played Among Us VR how was that it’s so listen I had a great time and I

Enjoyed playing Among Us okay because it’s Among Us of course and everybody’s always want to play it in VR but I’m just gonna tell you that game made me I project I vomited after I played that damn game what why it made me so sick and it

Wasn’t just me multiple people got super sick and even people who are watching got sick oh God how did they [ __ ] that up what well I think my my uh my hypothesis is what they were trying to do was they were trying to simulate the movement of

The beans when they run so the bouncing animation why would they simulate that I don’t I don’t know bro but I think that’s exactly why is that like what they are like they’re like we we I refuse to make Among Us VR if it doesn’t bounce

It made you so dizzy that there was like a mode that you had to disable to do like Snap turning instead of motion blur and all this stupid motion blur on yes who puts motion blow on a VR are they psychotic it was insane I was over I

Took my bathroom I was like damn I hope there’s someone cleaning that [ __ ] up I had to disable it thank you for oh they had to give me five stops when he said he bet I wouldn’t read his messages thank you man thank you for all the subs guys appreciate it happening

You’re like not so sick it puts like this weird like it puts your field of vision in like a spotlight mode so like all the surrounding areas like turns like dark and it’s like what the [ __ ] that makes me feel even more sick what the [ __ ]

So I disabled that so I could see from all directions and it was just like nothing was safe oh God that’s some [ __ ] so it’s not good are they fixing it is it gonna be fixed I think it’s not good it was good and I’d play again yeah

That’s good but I don’t know a lot of medicine before I start playing the game that’s not good that you need to eat you sorry you’re gonna eat a bunch of men and eat a [ __ ] yeah you gotta eat a bunch of medicine sorry someone I read

In the chat that someone said mouse ate chicken so I read the word eat and I was talking about medicine you’re a chicken oh you eat grilled chicken he told me about this you said it was a big mistake who’s the biggest mistake of my life your body was just like

I have a piece I saw a little bit I came America it yeah so a little grilled chicken and it was calling to me it was like now look at me I’m so succulent you’re so succulent how did you require this chicken who gave you this I took it you took it

Yeah bro she was she was eating and I I took it you literally are a gremlin like this is like Gremlin stuff like don’t leave the food out the gremlin will eat it my sister’s like you’re so dumb man and I’m like great but you let me eat it

She’s like she’s like I can’t stop you from eating things have you ever tried to stop you from something that you like it can’t be done yeah I know I’m sure chat feels that way with Minecraft you know are you trying like pixelated you’re like 1p right now

Oh my God this is all your fault look at that you killed me I know that like you’re a streamer you have to bring your stream to mine you know [ __ ] off you act like your stream is super high quality this is high quality no it’s not Chad this is not high

Quality this is literally a 4k camera this is my fault this isn’t my fault that’s not the same I wanted my wide Zoom is broken [ __ ] wow wow high quality stream guys uh well the camera quality is impeccable it’s very crisp it is extremely great thanks Chad impeccably horrible even even those

People watching in 40p should be able to clearly see every pixel on my face so that’s I I think I might hit I just think this this model is just way too robust Let me refresh the cache but the cash let me do that if that’s it I

Doubt it is oh yeah that kind of helped I’m a robust yeah I’ve had this pimple here for like three months now it’s not going oh hold on all right my lunch is here it’s lunch I’ll tell him anything foreign don’t tell him anything I ordered chicken I’m kidding I didn’t

You ordered a chicken oh why are you a worm now are you gonna share that chicken with me no no clearly not I thought I I feed you some chicken then make you play Among Us for y’all yeah this can we get my kayak and we have projectile vomit hit the ceiling

Well we’re gonna eat chicken together one day really whenever you want one day I if you can’t handle a grilled chicken I don’t know how you’re gonna handle a greasy a little cases oh my God you make me eat no tasers what do you mean what wait you’re gonna make

Me eat it and you sounded happy eat it I mean I don’t know how safe it is but sure oh [ __ ] I got 25 Subs sooner can thank you so much for the 25. those are bad when I butcher people’s names on Twitch after they literally are very generous towards me and I’m

I wish I knew wish I knew how to pronounce that if I could have one one to power it would be to be able to read usernames as the person intended them to be read every single time favorite model of mine why are you asking me that

And now I’m asking this is a bait I’m not falling for it this isn’t a bait I just want to know your opinion on the model that I had on previously oh also so I see the question now the question is changing so you go what’s the best

One and now you’re being like tell me about the model that I was just wearing this is a trap I’m not falling this is a trap but I’m not falling for it a trap this is a trap oh thank God I gotta get my Uber Eats bruh

That’s what though doesn’t even want to answer a question doesn’t even want to answer a [ __ ] question I’m not falling for that wow you can’t make me yes I can oh you’re gonna answer anyway you already did oh I already know the answer you don’t have to tell me

Don’t put your don’t stick your middle fingers up on me you already told me your answer private call me [ __ ] up [ __ ] you I swear to God he acts all big and bad he acts so big and bad cause he’s on stream it’s not big in bed but I’d come out

That door I came out this door what the [ __ ] how many doors I have two doors oh wow obviously the the model you have on right now is the superior model obviously oh so you thought are you still be my be my friend if I was alarm

Yeah yeah I mean it’s not much different from what you are now right what you know because you’re like you know you’re so insignificant that you’re comparable to a worm and then their life oh I’m insignificant I’m kidding I’m kidding okay don’t kill me hey remember when I forgot how to

Answer a Discord call no I don’t remember that do you remember when I had a hangover I’m kidding I’m kidding I’m kidding I’m kidding like you Blissful PP for the charge thanks for saving me that Blissful PP I appreciate that little Segway thanks Blissful PP at least something’s

Blissful in this place am I not blissful no oh okay um get out of here yeah did you enjoy the show Matt’s got to watch one of the shows guys you [ __ ] liar you lied to us you posted you were sick and you went to the trash case so you [ __ ] lying [ __ ]

Whoa whoa let’s back up a little bit there what what someone said that I was lying about about being sick because I said I went to your show oh oh because they thought you meant in real life where this like aggressiveness came from oh yeah it it it’s been common uh yeah

Why why what what what’s been coming very long time coming um yeah Mouse I I called it Mouse on an iPad and put it backstage and try to answer someone else could see it um I can’t remember what [ __ ] was was it the Dallas show yeah because I think it was the Dallas

One I think it was the Dallas one you’re awake yeah that was the Dallas one that was the Dallas one oh you want to see my boots oh no okay you’re still at your time so you’re proud of your booth huh oh these are real boots

He’s been dying to show people his damn boots I’ve seen him already oh god I’ve been got the beep foreign there’s a snake in my boot hahaha Jesus Christ what are the most beautiful boots known to men what are they is that is that snake yeah oh is that real snake this is a real snake do you know boots yeah these are real snake skin boots they’re the most evil looking horrendous things ever

With the drip jacket that’ll be a yee-haw drip oh Jesus Christ I paid 400 for this what yeah you paid 400 for that yeah well well it was buy one get two free so I mean it was four 300 400 for three and then buys for the show so it’s tax deductible um

And she goes when I go to the checkout because I bought them in um I bought them in Tennessee she goes um like honey honey do you know how to take care of them snakeskin boots I was like uh uh not really no I bet you want me to

Spit shiny and then she was like well you’re gonna need a special kind of wax that we sell right here and I was like I told her I was like I don’t I honestly don’t think I’m gonna wear these more than three times and then you kind of

Look really sad and disappointed and I walked out kind of a shame but I I bought them it should be ashamed of yourself well I bought them in I bought them in uh Pigeon Forge Tennessee in Tennessee yeah it was It was kind of crazy it was like imagine if you a bunch

Of like truckers had came together and made like a theme park a whole town it was kind of crazy I love freedom you love freedom yeah all right that’s nice no Freedom isn’t free oh yeah what is it foreign what is it it’s a two-for-one discount at the strip club down the street

All right okay okay I’m gonna flip you as well so the map the one works better looks I flipped you whoa we didn’t go to Dollywood no I love Dolly Parton never been to Dollywood there’s a black bar there oh is that oh God classic Mouse oh yeah

Do you want me to stay as a worm you can you can stay whichever model feels most comfortable to you would would you still talk to me if I was a worm I I am right now aren’t I would you would you still appreciate me I I bet sure I would I would

All right uh yeah there you go how is it there you go is it like surreal comedy I am happy why should I why do they invent technology where you can be on my stream like this [Laughter] because well miles what do you want most in this

World and I said be a worm with my friend oh yeah do I get a worm do you want a worm sure all right I’ll tell Nan draw you worm I didn’t neander all these yeah oh she’s very talented she’s a very talented artiste

Oh my god it feels so weird not being on tour anymore oh it feels weird why because it’s just like my life for like two months I don’t I don’t want to go back on but it was just like Non-Stop it was really weird having to do normal

Life I’m trying to catch up with all my work and everything it’s been so chaotic living on the edge living from a from a Truck Van truck wires you know a van truck it’s a tour bus yes yes I would make a stream even better as if

I was gifted a sub to Connor and mouse well how about about no what the [ __ ] Genie Genie gamer stop being a tree pass that is so rude I’m kidding I’m kidding don’t come in here begging what is this the Times Square oh [ __ ] my camera actually guys uh my

Camera’s breaking I would really appreciate some subs so I can get a new one um it’s we don’t work I subscribe Oh worm I I’m aware of that I promise you I I I won’t look like this on my stream this is right this is the new stream I think it looks better than other models honestly you don’t let you I think the worm’s the best one though

Yeah I gotta be real with you you’re so full of [ __ ] why am I full of [ __ ] because because you told me you liked the other one I do I do I do I think the previous one was my favorite one is it I think so yeah no reasons

No reason no reason I don’t understand about it it seems fun like it yeah we we know how to have fun I’m a first time shadow you know they said in a way this guy has got like 10K live viewers question mark I hope you stick around tidy tie-dye I

Hope you have a great time man I I agree how the [ __ ] did that happen name how did that happen this this guy this guy really this is the best we got on Trish no I I like it I liked it I like oh my Lord I roasted and toasted I don’t

Roasted and toasted I like that I I I love the uh they’ve actually made the first time Chat thing look good now it looks nice I like the guacamole first time chatters what is that dildo on the bottom left first time yeah what is that what is that for real

For real am I right chat I’ll cheat I’ll change I could change sure are we already we’re getting chat we’re on the worm or we want something else I could change all right I changed all the time opium I can change okay they call me the the imaginative girl magical they

Don’t know what they’re calling you look at my sandwich what let me see your sandwich write my sandwich is is that a foot long no hey this is I love this model too looks sad yeah it does look sad doesn’t it let’s taste it that looks very sad oh [ __ ]

Errones has subbed for 60 months and rad men the one thank you the 25 Subs dad sandwich hey it tastes good I love this model this model has a lot of depth weirdly look at that why would I care about that but yeah I didn’t have much planned

Today but Mouse suggested I join Ross’s Minecraft server hey now we’re not going to play as much Minecraft as Mouse but maybe we can check it out I don’t know we can decide all right the chat’s like really happy I thought chat with chat now we can play TFT right

Let’s play Let’s stream TFT right let’s do it guys you wanna play TFT oh guys when we file my taxes live ew that actually probably would be fun what the [ __ ] that can be like all right chat let’s vote is it if this is a business expense can I get away with it

Oh God you’re low rise again why does this happen to me low-res gremlin I’m moving soon how is your internet yeah hmm this is like what V2 is in there 140p bodies what what I think it might have to be warm oh is it that bad

All right return to worm give us back the worm my camera keeps [ __ ] up as well actually I Go Peep I’ll just play the new Apex season is the new Apex season good though chat is it talking no no Chad I don’t know if I’m like being

You know how like a streamers say this all the goddamn time I do feel that like Apex hype has like died off a lot and not that I should have any impact on whether I like the game or not but I don’t know it kind of feels like it’s kind of in a

Lull at the moment but it’s not very exciting um well so dude I never see any of anyone streaming except for like fruit and a few other people um like I don’t know I don’t know right rooms yeah we can do we we have that to do as well but we’re

Not gonna do that today I’ve got a bunch of um so I’m I’m so to let you guys know what’s what’s up with the schedule fruits addicted yeah I know fruit’s addicted so um I’m gonna wait to film a wacky weekend with Chris uh tonight and then

Um I’m taking my backpacks we might do a stream I’m gone but it will be like uh I won’t be streaming much next week uh but hopefully I can do at least one stream or away with Chris on our wacky weekend Adventure which would be a lot of fun

Um and then uh what else am I gonna do and then yeah okay so like basically like I said like a few other streams ago this this the end of this year because I’m gonna go see my family and stuff I’m gonna do a few other stuff

Um like the streaming is gonna be kind of like sporadic I’m trying to get a bunch of stuff ready so that we can do some cool streams before the end of the year but also that next year we go hard um next year I’m going hard on stream

And chat next year um I promise we’ll have a consistent schedule and I will get I’ll get to it um and that’s when after dogs come back basically like the streams are gonna still be like somewhat inconsistent this year still uh next year we’re going hard

Chan I prop chat I promise chat I promise I promise chat next year I’m telling you this is not copium this is not copium there’s no copium involved in this next year next year it’s like a month and a half away why are you why are you

Question marking me no no p.m I’m not I’m not I’m not guys don’t worry I’ll make him stream oh yeah how are you gonna do that we have we Wing well then we have a stream okay we’re gonna do a little stream oh the arrow one

Yeah oh yeah we’re gonna do an IRL one before the end of the year oh what all right I took a bite see you tomorrow hmm that’s good it’s awesome yeah eat your bossing sex Angling don’t worry yeah you gotta decides what else you want to do on that IRL stream

We have the main the highlights planned though but I can finish now I guess yeah that’s always makes me do all the work chat you believe it lazy streamer lazy I’m a stream more than you because I’m planning I’m planning you know yeah you’re planning one stream yeah the Banger oh

They both do our part sorry I’m really done I’m so sorry I have to eat foreign What have you got planned for the next week or two or a month I’m gonna do oh I have some sponsored streams I have to do oh me too um uh uh I’m gonna do uh oh we have to we’re doing are you gonna do the the Christmas tree with me hmm hmm

Yeah we’re gonna rate Christmas decorations and Christmas trees easy dude I’m cracked at that yes I’m gonna be the best writer in the world I read things with such consistency plan your holiday day core and take a pic and send to us when I post a thingy Heaven most people found that hmm

Like done that already like the decorated their house wait wait when people normally decorate their house for Christmas because I I don’t decorate my house at all around Thanksgiving but if you put a week in uh it’s already decorated oh okay after Thanksgiving so people do Thanksgiving

Yeah I can never figure out like because I get different answers from different Americans which is the Highlight are we talking Christmas well thanks hearing are you ready the Christmas accessory really yes okay for the parade I watch it every year why what’s what’s the parade Thanksgiving Day Parade

That’s I’m pulling chair right now is that like actually good though I thought that’s like a meme in movies I watch it I used to watch with my grandma all the time but now she’s dead so I watch it alone why’d you say it like that

What it’s true she’s dead I know you just you said it’s a matter of fact like but because it’s it’s a matter of fact that’s true you know my favorite Christmas movie of all time is what you guys should say what okay well diehard’s one of them for sure but I

Love die hard it’s my favorite Christmas movie I think I think jingle all the way is like my favorite oh jingle I like jingle all the way getting all the way is so good funny [ __ ] that [ __ ] sure guys if you haven’t watched it it’s so good watch it it’s so funny Arnold

Schwarzenegger is amazing but the cookie I do have a cookie I got a cookie I got a cookie from Starbucks I want cookie no you’re not allowed Toradora is the best movie what do you want about it’s a 7 out of 10 anime all right I’m gonna say it right there which is

Actually a good thing have you played God of War yet what why do you sound sad wait why do you sound sad you said no cookie fine you can have the cookie you can have half of the cookie what is the what do you think what am I looking at

Me Cookie I look that way a little what do you go I like another perspective of the um big cookie they uh hold it hold it you dropped it your chance to drink I did I I loved half of the Dragon she was so good you watch that you’re gone oh yeah

All right yeah dude that that made me hype for Game of Thrones again realize how good Game of Thrones was like the world of Game of Thrones is so awesome too much penis I don’t think there was too much penis and this Game of Thrones so that’s never too much

Rings of power suck though I haven’t watched rings of power have you watched it uh uh no when I was touring in America it was like airing and there was so so much promotion everywhere everywhere was rings of power I don’t even want to know how much money

They spend on promoting it how’s the dragon is six out of ten what the [ __ ] hell no dude what dude it was that I remember my best I can do as a night for me that my body I can’t do less than that eight out of ten how’s the driving

Eight out of ten House of dragons yeah at least at least six do not six out of ten you chat what I think eight out of ten it’s at least at least an eight what a d 8.5 that’s what I’m talking about true eight what what was bad about it maybe the one

Episode where they had the artificial Darkness episode that [ __ ] [ __ ] sucked what the [ __ ] yeah where they like dimmed the the [ __ ] thing down oh yeah oh yes night time yeah it was really weird it was really weird I’m like what the [ __ ] did you also watch the trash taste special Mouse did

You watch that I was kind of that was kind of hard huh that was awesome hey what’s the look the trash taste Japan special actually obviously like who it isn’t watching it right it was a try to taste special foreign [Laughter] not even a special can’t watch it anymore it’s weird why

We’re too close it’s weird why is it weird it’s like when I’m when you’re like kind of why are you shooting me just play a trash case upset in the background do you do you play Iron Mouse clip oh no never dude you [ __ ] liar b-range streamer [ __ ] you you’re Frozen

You are your [ __ ] you all right all right all right I started watching it but it’s very long it is I’m a very busy woman and I haven’t got all day oh sure sure I love the special even though it made my life feel boring as [ __ ] no that’s

Not what I shouldn’t take away from it I I you know there was nine days condensed into one hour it’s more like did you guys really spend nine days to make one video yes and a [ __ ] ton of costs what do you you look like you can break dance in that form

Oh yeah do it okay oh I wish I could it’s a very quick quick turnaround are you dancing on myself I just move my feet yay how do you move your feet is it just from rocking side to side yeah that’s cool like my little step wait what is this

Four big guys thing where are you going with it what oh there’s four big guys what is that oh you’ll see when we get into Minecraft I think I might have to be a worm because I think I think my computer is going to implode today all right sure sure

I don’t know what full big guys is for Chad I guess I’ll find out what four big guys is unless it it starts working miraculously yeah yeah oh Snuffy thank you for the raid hope you had a fun stream I watched a little bit of it but I had

To do work for the Stream oh what did you think of my voice acting oh I did I didn’t hear you voice acting I actually didn’t I actually didn’t I kept hearing uh I still be a robot I’ve heard your voice I think it’s good

Not win chat can’t win I heard it it was good it was good voice acting all right it’s good all right why what is it give me a sample then give me a sample no why not I can’t do it on command why that’s that’s like a job that’s not my job

YouTubers are just glorified voice actors right that is not true they all they all have fake voices right what what they’re all not their old men is my voice fake yeah you secretly uh yeah so no yeah see what mouse’s voice actually sounds like you know the you know the

Slug from Monsters Inc as long as like Mike Wazowski that’s what that’s what Mouse sounds like tell the truth Dawn and where are you going number five over there well they know it’s your real voice no people still doubt me why would they doubt you they do bro not even Daniel

Day-Lewis goes this hardwood like performances if this is a performance you deserve an Oscar so honestly either way either way you’re winning either you’re faking it and you get an Oscar or you’re real quite frankly I’d I’d be I think it’d be more impressive it was your real voice

Wasn’t sorry which it isn’t me do the month long summer thought exactly dude you think Daniel Day-Lewis is doing month-long subathon second character no but I’m Mouse real [ __ ] only the best method actor of all time Mouse what do you mean you’ve definitely watched something with a minute but you wouldn’t know because

He transforms into his rolls Mouse all right you wouldn’t understand what kind of rolling dude uh I don’t know you’ve heard of Abraham Lincoln the president yeah thanks in New York you heard of it uh that will be bought There Will Be Blood and is that the one where it’s like I drink your milkshake I don’t know I don’t know I don’t even know what he looks like Ira I just I Googled him now because I genuinely don’t know what he looks like normally talking about but he looks so different

In every goddamn film he’s he’s English I didn’t even know he was English Wales [ __ ] has so many goddamn actions I don’t even know he was well uh English sorry he’s Irish all right even even more so how does that even make sense how’s that possible he’s retired good you’re from where are

You from I’m from Wales no you’re not Sir Sir Daniel Day-Lewis well well chat if I respected the monarchy only certain people I will say I didn’t I just didn’t know he was a search yet I’m just backpedaling you’re gonna be sir iron Mouse because

You’re a man I’m disguised I should be a lady right now all I need to do is call established titles oh my God not that [ __ ] they sent me an email oh god of course they did I hate that [ __ ] so much it’s not my email they won’t they want

Me to be a layered such a you’re just throwing away money into the void but they plant a tree with every piece of land you buy apparently it’s real surely they must plant trees I don’t know I don’t know they’re just throwing money to the void I don’t know

Someone’s getting rich off it but it’s not us a lord and they said that you get like one square meter of like how would there’s got to be some giga fine print where me it was good for I don’t know something there’s got to be a gigafine print or

Something she seems like it’s a waste of money I don’t know have they asked to sponsor you before what have they asked to sponsor you before that’s the email that I received yeah they asked to sponsor me a few times and I was just kind of like I just

Fundamentally just don’t agree with this but nobody can put Laura lady on any of those well well okay I mean so there is like a really complex rules around how that works because it’s because obviously it’s made like 500 [ __ ] 1000 years ago a lot of old [ __ ]

I should be a lord if anyone should quite frankly um so a lot of what garbage a lot of uh a lot of I don’t know America let’s do it Lord of Puerto Rico like say Pledge of Allegiance they’ve seen the Star-Spangled Banner I

I I had to sing it a few times I can’t remember how to say it again oh you don’t remember oh say can you speak I know they mentioned the word streaming in it the word streaming is in the American national anthem so that’s what they really care about

That’s what they are that’s real [ __ ] well I wouldn’t know I don’t know UK well they’re not UK well the English national anthem is [ __ ] at least the American one has a good ending like the land of the free goes hard I appreciate that after singing it you know bruh

The Puerto Rican national anthem is the best what is the Puerto Rican national anthem about it goes uh hold on oh yeah oh you don’t know you don’t know I love my heart really kind of exposed is It talking about what what is it singing like what’s this the land of boringen where I was born is a flowery Garden of magical oh wow the first chorus but I can’t remember the rest of it I had to sing at a bunch that I was a

Kid all the time it’s good Anthem though it’s about like um I remember correctly it’s about like Defending Your Land against Invaders and other stuff that you’re proud about you know well because like I thought like oh God a God knows how many hundreds of years we were just

Trying to not get taken over didn’t work out in the end we did lose against the English yeah yeah yeah I loved how um I’m surprised uh spoiler for the trash day special there was an archery thing and I won it and then I was obviously I was impressed

That some people in the chat realized that they were like Connor’s Welsh Heritage Welsh had really good arches apparently I I knew this they had the Longbow apparently it’s really effective killed a lot of English people and they were good at archery I didn’t know that I haven’t done much archery

Although in Japan there’s always a bunch of signs being like please no bow and arrows or crossbows in certain places it should very begs the question who who kept bringing the crossbow this had to be put up you know wait effort that’s right is it Minecraft time now

I’m loading it up I’m loading it up boys I’m already in the game of course you’re already in the game waiting for you let’s hope I’ve been whitelisted I always have to ask bye I always have to be like hey big pee pee man please white list my account oh you’re not gonna you’re gonna spawn at

Spawn but before you spawn a spawn we need to take you to get your your your race okay and your class okay all right sounds good hold on I’m I’m going to become warm all right we’re getting warm we’re getting the worm chat I did load up a solo play just to test

All my shaders and [ __ ] were working so I wanted the stream to go smoothly and I got immediately spawn killed when I got in the game um so I’m not really sure what that was about um welcome back talking low res dildo we’re all refreshed Let me refresh the cache no way of

Connor show your worth why was that highlighted why was that highlighted why is that a highlighted message no unlike these YouTubers I haven’t been banned yet actually no I did I actually have been banned um very long time ago on Twitch yeah I got banned for going on Omegle like six years ago

Wait I think I know the problem as to why I’m freezing hold on I’m gonna go back to gremlin yeah I went on um I went on Amigo uh I didn’t even show any PP or anything they just banned me for being on Omegle which is fair enough um I was on the

I did have like a tag in so but I you know to actually that ruthless you know how it is this background’s a small fry I don’t know if they’d do that I don’t know if they’d uh give me the benefits of Doubt nowadays you can’t go on Amigos I didn’t know

That I didn’t know that do I look okay uh yeah you look small but okay okay I think maybe I should stay small you think so why not why not why not are you where are you and now I’m waiting for you at spawn oh okay I’m booting up two instances of

Minecraft now this is bad why because it takes so long for the first one to load so I was getting patient and I wrote a second one and now they’re both loading so um I should probably just pick one but I’m gonna see which one wins first

And then I kill the other one once again in game there’s proximity chat so we could mute on Discord and talking hey okay cool so is it like automatic like I don’t need to do anything or I gotta select it in the settings uh it should already be working but if

It doesn’t I can help you didn’t Mouse get you banned while doing karaoke no mouse did not get me banned mouse got me a copyright strike which isn’t a ban [ __ ] what mouse just got my you know all right let’s see if I join in man there’s 37 people online that’s a lot

I also connect to the server you are not whitelisted I thought I was wait do I gotta join a server oh Mouse disconnected and the masses muted I’m not whitelisted brah me DM Ross are Russia’s streaming it’s saying I’m not white is it the right Server chat I say I’m not whitelisted

Oh cornices is not whitelisting uh this is the server right I’m gonna do it right now can you look at my stream is it the right server all right hold on I’m sending I’m resending it to him what does bounce mean that’s the name of the server why

Ross is streaming right now EP man with the three yeah I did I also sent I also sent it to Ross so he could put it in himself right now oh okay okay yeah it’s big PP man but the last P the less e and the p is a three foreign

Did he white list all right there we go yay let’s go we’re going to him I wonder which people there’s a big PP man out there that is not Hello Connor welcome why are you tiny can you guys hear me I can’t hear him in game oh right he

Needs to do okay Connor uh by default the you’re gonna be on push to talk I’ll show you how to turn that off just hit V and then go to settings and then where it says activation type change that to voice oh we got an echo all right can you guys

Hear me yeah but we hear our own voices oh what the [ __ ] why uh oh I know I know I know I know I got you right now there we go done yes you’re good you’re good you’re good um what minus 34 should I just do zero multiplication talk guys hello

There you go all right I’m ready right yeah okay I’m ready I’m ready I’m ready welcome to bounce SMP feels good to be here it’s been too long it has been too long it’s been too long what is this meeting what is this greeting I’m getting well Mouse wanted to be teleported to

Spawn so that she could see you why do you have a giant Echo and why is mouse blinged out like a like this what’s up with that well we’re in a cave am I echoing too yeah yeah oh okay that kind of stuff has happened Connor since you’ve been gone I

Feel like I’ve missed out on a lot yeah I just gotta let you know something what I’m a Kingpin on this this place belongs to me okay okay all true don’t worry I got tons of money and I’m rich okay I’ll protect you all right what’s going

On right now thank you dwarf Sheriff thank you thank you I’ll protect you from the smalls okay yeah God forbid there’s any you know any any spices on a high shelf then the smalls they did the crazy I I believe it so what is this room why am I here

That’s the rules you could go and read them if you want read the Wolves all right I got it I checked it out got it I feel like I should get my class first you know you have to be called Carter please please uh yeah yeah I’d love to join the

Country club good I got my snake skin Booth ready and they bust on my eyes they eat my ass just like apple pie if they keep [ __ ] me like this I might just die they pipe my booties in my garage he licked my dick in the Cup starts it tastes like

Women pepper chicken he throw me up in the air my boots all right it’s not fair what the [ __ ] is this are you ready to choose your race yeah I’m ready then stand here and then we’re gonna teleport after you what the [ __ ] okay okay I I I forget

A lot of rules all right make it fun all right it’s awesome on PV looting instruction only live okay all right all right got it okay come on what’s the next step you’re going to that one okay another one oh wow oh wow yeah pick a race your mom what the [ __ ]

Who the [ __ ] is that yeah how do I do that uh you hit Y and then you’ve got a bunch of wheels of uh emotes that are like pre-installed you can RP sit yeah well it’s Edge sitting you’re not really on an edge of anything yeah you can sit like a little gentleman

What the [ __ ] is it like the Family Guy fighting you’ve also got JoJo poses if you need them oh if I need them yeah I do need those What the [ __ ] is that yeah so basically this server has a thing called remote craft which we heavily modded that allows us to animate anything and put it into Minecraft including sound effects so like Oh my God you got the Lottie thank you What the [ __ ] is this the server is a Content Farm Connor I told you it’s crazy it’s crazy I can show you some uh some custom ones I made there’s this one oh hi what the [ __ ] what the [ __ ] you know yeah literally anything you want Oh My God I made this one today hold on let’s even get it for it oh my God whoa whoa whoa

Yeah I know right you can do anything oh wait hold what is this oh that one’s broken but you’ll see it so it doesn’t matter that’s so good oh my God this is awesome yeah right well you can do literally anything oh my God this is the greatest

Mod of all time I’ve I’ve not even seen anything Oh my God Oh my God Oh you’re a mama’s you’re a little sassy boy this is insane this is actually insane oh I actually have a really good one I wonder if I can put it down here oh I can here oh my God awesome watch this I made this one just that it only works in a chair

Oh my God no no no What It it plays it plays the whole song holy [ __ ] and we also have let’s see if I can do this one for you holy [ __ ] you’ll enjoy this one oh yeah you’re gonna love this one you’re gonna love it what is this hold on what the [ __ ] what the [ __ ] what

The [ __ ] am I looking at holy [ __ ] are you ready are you ready to choose your race use your race so what is the thought so did you choose all these races like did you make like add them all like what was the thought process okay so uh my community’s been

Working on a mod for Minecraft that adds a tabletop DND tool set okay Minecraft so you can run like DND campaigns inside oh that’s sick and one of the basically from that mod that they’re making these are the races that are a part of their

Mod so when they did bounce s p is the same team so they just added all the same races as the playable options okay me too how do I zoom in to my face again zoom into your face sorry I mean change my perspective

Oh F5 and then Z to zoom in all right okay all right sorry I got it I forgot about that um yeah night vision ability can eat any food without any benefit slow in the sun okay that sucks you’re all right it’s mushroom you are while it out to

The Dark Life below ground night vision okay that’s cool mushrooms are well suited to eat anything okay cool all right well this is what my chat wants let’s spamming it they’re just spamming monkey wait what is this what bruh you should be a demon with us you’re opening yeah demons are okay we

Roll we’re so [ __ ] cool we can climb walls meditate to regenerate two plus Hearts to Max Health weakness plus slowness underground I like mining exactly uh monkey in matters of spirit sneak and stand still five seconds in the game five seconds of region I remember when you started I had to

Punch you into the demon spot I’m glad you punched and you have no regrets no regrets I will never look back you guys want me to you guys want me to be demon but my chat is smelling you can make your own decision but we’ll just scoff

Yeah your scarf yeah you’re dying in lava I mean don’t you die in lava normally nope not if you’re a demon I swim in llama every day the nether is peaceful mode what can I you can only eat me yeah you’re gonna leave me get those gains poison duration doubles our potions are

Poison immunity huh it’s not what I expect when I expected the word Timeless stack of crying obsidian monkey or demon chat what do we chat Chad’s gonna vote monkey I shouldn’t even ask chat I know what Chad’s gonna say like they want monkey what do you think Mouse doesn’t know

What they’re talking about what I think do you guys what a demon looks like I mean is there a mod here can we pull could we pull I don’t know if there’s a mod here they’re voting they’re voting as we speak oh God it’s the you’ve just had the

Midterms this is the real the real election that matters I’m surprised demon they’re Demons winning is that the demon is I love it so much that’ll that could be you yeah what am I what am I in there just I’m just I’m just that not right now well if you want there’s actually another option you didn’t even think about yeah being boring human oh no they’ll be a human [ __ ] this backwards camera

Backwards camera yeah I mean human just seems why would anyone want that exactly I do that that’s my normal everyday it’s kind of unremarkable why why I don’t know I was just kind of saying Chad has voted demon um but monkey does sound fun too but I’m

Not gonna lie than not being able to eat meat things sucks I have so much meat yeah I know you don’t have any veg right no man but the monkey looks fun but I can climb walls look I made a lot of crystal meth green oh okay can I have that

Yeah but it’s not here it’s back at the house oh okay I’ll take you to the house I’ve been renovating yeah so you can walk on lava as well you get two Health per kill yay I do like killing things yay I do like killing things at all you yeah

How are you chainsaw man I commissioned it that’s sick you can commission any outfit you want is that it is that a chainsaw sword yeah we both got them what the [ __ ] all right let’s go like that let’s go All right what’s your job I’m a minor what are you oh I’m a blacksmith checks out the chicks out the chicks out you are you also look like a miner as well what what is that supposed to mean it’s that it’s a hat yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah what the [ __ ]

See falls through walls extract stones to get okay permanent haste one all right sounds good [Laughter] carefully he’s got no armor oh God all right there you go he doesn’t want his horns oh they’re horns oh [ __ ] oh I didn’t realize I thought that was like garbage no they’re

Big ass horns you get to put on oh yeah sure I’ll wear that but where’d my other horns go all right can I take this back okay I’ll take this damn this kind of look lame we’re gonna lie oh sure I’ll rock him Force villagers to sell any I don’t I

Never I never negotiate anyway mob catching create mob spawners mob spawn locations in book born treats for mobs people capture animals oh that does seem fun craft 70 weapons craft 10 armor that sounds fun you can craft crazy stuff I’m not even gonna be considered a farmer um honestly minor or black actually

Blacksmith is pretty cool Dragon chat craft hammers craft excavators easier netherite that does sound fun once the timer seems cool too though catch a mob hmm what do you think Mouse Ross what’s wrong what the [ __ ] why are you Pepe what the [ __ ] just Minecraft what the [ __ ] All right You put on my business you see Connie I became a minor yeah you became one and I became a minor because I had a thriving business okay immediately shut down because I was making okay yeah the feds got caught but she destroyed the economy right and and the feds were like

And they took away her biggest tool which was the uh what was it the extractinator so the miner got nerfed because of Mouse oh I’ve made too much money I’m gonna go it brought stuff back but it’s not as good as freaking blacksmith I’m gonna be honest blacksmith is basically a gotcha game every time you make a sword it has a chance to be of a different quality and legendary being the rarest so it’s just

Basically gotcha I like gotcha I’m bad I’m down for gotcha he said gotcha I’m sold I I you had me at gotcha yeah who’s this likely to talk to me hello all right all right oh wow oh wow okay I see all right now what

Uh now you can go on to your adventure oh yeah to spawn a Buccaneer right kind of lame oh and now we’re here in spawn car welcome got everything just loaded it just [ __ ] itself all right it’s working now though welcome who’s this oh another player oh okay

Now what you press tab you can see how many people are on right now wow that’s a lot of people uh I wouldn’t say that the crush is less than the last one I’ll take it yeah it does crash I I would say it does a bit yeah we basically all the

The modders on the team they’ve got like uh an extensive group of people who know what they’re doing okay and they’re put your live tag on what is that yeah yeah come with me come with me come with me come with me okay courtesy thing just so everybody knows

That makes sense that makes sense yeah so you just step on it when you want to go live and then when you want to get rid of the tag you go dude wow wow oh that’s sick and if you come over here you can change your height but do you want to change

Your height sure okay taller Connor say no more say no more if you’re taller you have to hold shift to get indoors FYI all right that sounds good but we have accommodated most structures to have three tight doors so that big people can get in I made the extra tall door

All right it should be 1.1 and still get indoors what are you what are you the smallest yeah yeah that looks rather like true true to life right are you making fun of my size is there a benefit to being told uh no no bigger reach I guess but that’s better

Benefit to being one block tall is that one block life is not for everybody but it is the best life this is very small yeah but you know what you can mine one block and it’s so good the houses end up being a lot smaller

That’s for sure I am a day on my home all right look at the screen shakes when I’m enlarging oh you have a bigger reach if you’re taller to smack people that sounds pretty good unless you enchant your armor and you put reach on

It because that’s what I do oh but do I get it like does it like stack maybe it stacks all right oh you’re huge I’m ready all right should we run them through the book yeah okay so the way the server works is we don’t have level progression

We have capitalism progression so all the progression in this contestant is all to do with uh called Hard Cash I just like America baby yep just like America so the way this is gonna work is you’ve got a I think you’ve got a guidebook but you don’t have to

Specifically use that you’ve got one for your profession and then one for your actual normal Quest so if you hit e uh you’ll bring up your inventory yeah then up the top left there’s gonna be a little book that’s it says quests and if you click that uh it’s going to list the

Starter quests you can just kind of go through them and then complete them if you have so you just like click the gray tick to make it green and then you take your rewards so just go down the list and and that should give you your starter

Armor and backpack which I think you already have uh uh yeah maybe I got a backpack I’ll break it I’ll bring up your stream just so I can make sure you know I got a backpack following along okay I could I could upgrade your backpack for you oh press complete yeah

Yeah so go down the list and uh try and complete all those quests all that money am I getting all this stuff I think so let me check yeah you are yes you are doing it you’re doing it click on the rewards yeah this is just the intro

Stuff you’re supposed to read it but you know what it doesn’t matter because we have to pick one of these uh no no you you get all of that stuff they should be in your inventory nobody has to manually click on them but if you don’t oh you have to manually

Click on them my bad but you could also there’s like an icon up at the top on the right hand corner where the where the book is if you click the right hand corner it just gives you all of them together yeah they Scrabble already yeah yeah yeah oh I see

Oh wow yeah that’s that saves a lot of time awesome okay uh and then if you hit e again and go back to the quest book uh there’s a bunch of other quests this is kind of got to be your progression throughout the whole game um so let me know when you’re there

In your purse yeah yeah so you right click on it and then it will go into your coin purse so if you die you won’t lose it I have money you have to hold it in your hand there’s a currency system bronze the person you got two stacks of bronze

35 and 50. oh I see I see I see those two stacks yeah yeah put them in your hand in the bottom bar and then you put it in your hand and then you right click on it and it’ll go into your purse did you say that again

Okay put them in the bottom bar and then out of the menu you put it in your hand yeah and then you right click okay I think I did it put it in your hand and it should go in your purse I see all right what the [ __ ] someone’s here hold on oh They’re after me bug did I do it did I do it right I uh and I right clicked it oh I’ll scroll put your mouse over the coin purse for a second yeah it says empty though I right clicked it and it went Bond protection

Oh we’re in spawn we gotta get thank you thank you okay Connor Connor yeah you picked demon right yeah you picked Minister word you can’t eat bread have some meat oh I [ __ ] up yeah I think I have a lot of meat uh I think I didn’t take that out all right now

Oh okay thanks thanks for picking up my food come with us we’ll try again once we’re out of Spawn because they have a spawn protection don’t damage it we could show him my shop my bag alley deals oh my Lord but there’s so much stuff here holy [ __ ] me

So this is the marketplace all of these shops are owned by players and the server oh my God blacksmith smithery and over here is it’s like silver veils plushy store okay I know he’s a busy man he’s a busy man he’s a busy man he doesn’t understand

About our life and our world the block life yeah that one blocked whole life Chad I’m a Kingpin and a sheriff and an owner of the back alley deals what do you telling my chat huh [ __ ] gremlin hey Ross what’s up man all right all right Rory where are we

Going here I’m sorry okay I’m just showing you this this is so this is the marketplace you can come here spend your money um for instance makes their own stuff oh yeah that’s Eric’s store okay the monkey yep so all this is owned by players you can buy stuff

Um over here silver veils uh plushie store so she commissioned out a bunch of plushies to the team and if you commissioned custom objects if they get added uh you have the right to sell them so basically as the team adds people commission stuff and add things like

Outfits and stuff cool cool you get the next pitch yeah yeah oh that booby no but they are adding tits next mod oh fantastic I I was gonna ask about that so that’s that’s where my question is yeah tits are coming custom armor means uh tits yeah fantastic

And then over here we got Auto store Auto has uh he’s basically been doing all these cool things with computer craft he made a working chat so it’s uh live so a lot of people have yeah they got a chat wow in their home which is quite nice out of my house

That’s awesome yeah no problem thank you Otto that’s kind of crazy where’s your back alley Mouse oh my back alley deals my back LEDs come this way this way wait not this way this way actually wait hold on I’m so lost I swear there’s new things every day no

It’s dishwashing it is this one oh my God how do you not know they open the black the Blackjack place here okay oh wow gotcha over here oh if you if you go here and put in 20 20 bronze you can get a David no no no

Don’t waste your money on this David don’t do that no I started collecting them I think they’re really neat I swear to God who owns this They come in different qualities you can have my David’s I gotta shine what is piss and come shiny David I did what’s this I don’t even know what this is what is this this says piss and come on it I think it’s a it’s piss and come store oh yeah of course sorry

I should have known come this way let me take you to my back alley deals that’s a pretty back alley [ __ ] hell is your rent expensive it can’t be that much entrepreneur has to set up shop where they can welcome back Ally feels this is a [ __ ] looking stall

This is not a shit-looking store it’s my back alley deals I conduct business here okay well how does it work where’s your store block well if somebody needs something they come to me and we make a deal okay for a price all right what can I have my meat you want me

Um install I’ll give you your meat and I’ll give you a treat Cook’s pork chops thank you I’ll take all that yeah I have a chocolate can I eat chocolate can demons eat chocolate oh can I can I mine with chocolate I can I can use chocolate to mine

I mean you you shouldn’t you shouldn’t what the [ __ ] that scared the crap what the [ __ ] is that there’s musical instruments okay oh well this granite’s gone Oh no I’ll put a oh oh what are you doing she does that sometimes I have a problem I I realized something can never change all right what’s what’s the plan then I just I just uh I shouldn’t have my saxophone back do you need it I’ll trade you my old Bowl There you go I’m still playing you picked it up again take my oboe I’m trying to wow Foreign what do you think about this stuff a lot huh this is kind of crazy it’s a lot going on open the zoo I did not there’s a Subway and everything there’s a train yeah sure what was the train again uh train is this way follow me Come on why does that say do not enter I want to enter I think that’s Dave Cap’s Workshop oh okay for employees only that makes me want to enter I know I enter it all the time and I don’t see it oh over here by the way you can play Pokemon Blue what

Yeah how uh I’ll see if it’s working hmm might be off right now let me check foreign yeah I think Otto needs to turn that on it looks like it was disabled but you can play poke oh yeah just shift shift right click oh Jesus [ __ ] all right okay

I’m gonna hit just shift and right click on that to put back the controller yeah don’t worry the mods the mods are tailing you making sure you don’t I I just saw a mod up here when I broke something then they’re they’re making sure you know trip and fumble don’t worry

Um this is the pit this is a giant hole that goes all the way to bedrock they’re currently working on a shopping mall in here of course they are yep yep um it’s the love of the mods just appeared I did literally just I just spawned when

I touched it look there’s a 7-Eleven wow is there a jolly beet with a Jollibee yeah it’s not here yet but John levies will be opening soon too yeah and there’s now a Starbucks and uh dominoes and I think we’re getting a Taco Bell soon that’s a past the Industrial Revolution

I think we’re just you know blazing right through it yeah yeah we’re skipping some steps why is the echo so deep in caves Wow oh Train’s here get in train ing oh this is very medieval sit sit in the train wait am I lagging no no I am this is very medieval looking is the train working it should be I think the train Engineers in my chat right now layl is this on

Oh I see Leo running up is it working [Applause] because for having sex with the waist down still uh but it should leave any moment it’s probably just because the server is not running as full speed can I get Adam push no don’t worry you won’t need to

It’s gonna go somewhere you won’t even know it’s it’s you’re safe embrace me here right now dude you’re you’ve got this you’ve got this Blair worked very hard on this train driver this is it don’t worry it’s it’s I’m used to it and then Europe they just started

Again at the front camera oh no you got this one yeah I’m just encouraging the driver oh someone broke the rails what he seems like someone broke their wheels probably in between here and future Valley oh I see no huh it’s like one of the mods maybe break it so it doesn’t go

I didn’t do anything to work to do anything just like a real train it’s always late it’s broken should we come back later to look at the train uh let’s just see this a bit maybe this is fixed it okay if he’s made a few seconds ready to go is it authentic

Wait the schedule just appeared on the on the board is that good it is good it’s been working for days and like the one moment yesterday yeah I did too you have a replacement bus service if the train worked like doesn’t work um not yet we’re kind of not big on buses

We like though no no yeah more of a train Centric Society rail kind of making sure that makes sense you know buses don’t happen that makes sense let me quickly check the station over there I’ll be back in a few seconds oh my God I hit you through the train

How did you punch them I punched you through the train why did you punch me I just like I just I was wanted to see what would happen no no put that away put that away someone stuck we got it building it someone started building a train at the

Next station and never stopped it so it’s of us just kind of saying like yeah you can’t move here oh okay no worries I’ll come back again picks up the other trains oh oh we’re going we’re going oh wow for safety make sure you sit on the seat okay all right

Damn so if you stand up your models just flail around yeah open the map you just get deleted out of the train entirely see you can change camera angles if I open the map so don’t open the map oh you can hit F5 to see the back of the

Train oh that’s pretty cool sitting uh when you’re standing and you open the map you get thrown out of the train for some reason oh my God foreign Valley that’s our destination Yeah there we go what the [ __ ] this is crazy um let’s go because right there it’s a bit slow right now it’s not going at full speed oh it’s fine I I think it’s quite fast wow there’s a lot of people online tonight oh yeah I saw that

I built that and a bunch of other mini games and we’re gonna have some more down the line oh my God stream content what the Halloween content what is that what is that piece of artwork over there hmm oh I don’t know you can put up any art you want

I see I see oh my God this is the first time I’ve actually read the trade this far really well because I Can Fly you can fly yeah I’m actually God oh yeah it’s your server right well how did I not know the train went past my house [Laughter]

I like how it takes the corners it’s really funny yeah this is kind of insane can we stop this is the future repellent stop I’m actually really happy with how it looks oh it’s slowing down we’re slowing down here we are okay his shift and we can get off

But it’s not it didn’t let us out it’s about the stuff it’s about the stuff oh okay okay speed situation all right welcome to vtuber Valley okay so you know when the next train comes oh wow damn that came out great by the way that’s the first time I’ve done that train and

That was awesome that’s kind of crazy that was that was worth the wait oh wait Mouse where are we this is YouTuber Valley yeah all the V tubers live here uh we’re very far from the area where we live sorry wrong button this is exactly the west side because I

Didn’t want to build through anything on the east side okay damn it’s like real life you can’t build through people’s land this is awesome oh and if you hit R you do a combat roll which everyone just uses to Traverse water you can oh yeah wow that’s that’s handy it’s like Pokemon

All right oh my God Mash you’re so fast we’re right in front of my house this is your house no no no this isn’t my house but this is uh Joel’s place all right where’s yours was yours but huh oh my God relax hello oh God this is so laggy What’s wrong the purple one oh wow it’s so much smaller than everyone else’s yeah well you know I I’m trying to live uh a honest living you know who’s this uh I don’t know who put that in there but what that was [Laughter] Oh my God what is it what are the rainbow beds as well oh my God foreign That’s kind of vain that’s pretty cool yay you need to be reset bam that’s pretty that’s pretty sick look at look at this all right cool yeah it’s a pretty cool pink diamond stained glass damn look at this project that I’m working on I nearly just died

Yeah this is crazy what is this wow that I farm from another Jesus there’s a lot of it I’m almost done with it you’re on the whole roof to cry yes Art Museum okay cool cool uh with me hold on I’m gonna do something really quick all right uh

What the [ __ ] do you have a grapple yeah what I’m gonna throw it down for you so you can come up okay yes just kidding wait I’ll buy you one yes a grapple Hook’s the best we’re just stuck here now this is my life hell yeah whoa that’s awesome

You like it I’ll buy you one sounds good to me at the store you can have it it’s kind of sick Grandpa overwhelmed shut up chat this is just a lot every time I play Minecraft there’s new mods and they’re always crazy what the [ __ ] is this giant Care Bear

Oh it’s not real what the [ __ ] is this I thought you don’t like this type of things I caught them all with my own tools they’re all like moths and [ __ ] why do you like these because they’re cool Connor look I have a baby dragon Lion’s kind of sick actually what’s this I like this one your mom I like this one this one’s good yeah he he Waters Gardens I like this guy this guy’s got a maditude that I I dig out the cool billboard which billboard oh oh what’s the billboard say

It’s me it’s artwork advertise something later wow it’s all work all right all right fair enough I mean this artwork looks a lot better though obviously the ball drew that it’s so good but please set your spawn here please can you can you please set your spawn

You said this these weren’t your beds though all right is that the rainbow bed all right got it stop making fun of my bed I’m not I’m not I’m just I’m impressed with those pets there because you’re roasting my knife yeah because she she fell asleep playing Minecraft and I had to because

You have to record they have to accept Okay Okay Minecraft she was just she just uh uh she she was falling off a cliff and I I I caught her yeah and I I definitely didn’t teleport her back to her bed so she probably feel that exhausted just just log out no problem

You know I mostly play Minecraft it’s very therapeutic for calling all right all right yeah yeah no I’m trying to figure out how to turn the echo down the echo’s so loud oh I can I can I can show you how to do that yeah you can show you okay so uh

Escape and then hit mods yeah I was an echo mom uh it’s a sound physics mod we’ll turn it down a lot okay um and then type in sound physics yep click sound physics remastered top right there’s the configure click that oh right and I’ll send you the settings

That aren’t ass let’s send you a screenshot see the oh oh I just oh yeah that okay I should give me one sec because I can’t screenshot this for some reason I need to set this to another windowed give me one sec I did not a leopard a wolf

Leopard and a wolf pick one pick one exotic animal okay I disconnected all right well [ __ ] chat well I guess I’m dead there’s a good uh you’re well last in chat let’s do the physics thing now then well well well you broke the server I did not break the server that is not

Me I’ll come back don’t worry uh 25. 8.5 wow 0.1 finish I know I know okay you broke it April I did not break it that was not me how was that me don’t worry it has lagging a bit literally when he took a screenshot it don’t worry it’ll it’ll come back

Get him okay it seems so commercialized so what do you do in This Server then like what’s the what’s the gold you can do a lot of things you can start a business you could be a criminal you could scan people out of money like me all right criminal sounds fun

A criminal I feel meth yeah well I’m just kidding how do you sell math do you actually have math yeah I make hard rock candy that make people go really fast candy and meh not all candy is mad I have I have my own uh type of ubereats

Type business where if somebody needs something I get it to them and they and I deliver it straight to them for a price all right let’s see I see I see uh but there’s there’s a there’s a normal World which is our Overworld live but then there’s a portal to take

Us to the Adventure World and that’s where we adventure and get loot okay and find stuff I’m down for adventure and then there’s another which is where I’ve been farming there’s another fun to explore or is it just kind of boring it’s so much fun really everything’s so much fun yeah

It’s kind of this is kind of crazy to get into I mean this seems like a lot like every single time I I join a new Minecraft mod I’m just like holy [ __ ] how much can you change everything is the answer I’m gonna get a gun for my birthday

What does it even mean my birthday that’s why America’s a weird chat I do not get you know who would want to merge a weapon for their birthday who wants that I have a very profitable business that I need to take care of by shooting people pretty good that’s not every American

Says but like I don’t know actually like guns I just have it just because I I you know I just you know you never know and I’m like that’s that’s the problem no I have a right to bear my arms you have the right but you should stop

I will never stop wearing my arms because Freedom isn’t free you know it was 200 years ago 300 years ago get over it Freedom isn’t free thank you Alex for the 10 thank you daughter for the five as well hope you guys doing well stay mad Brit what do you think about

The server so far it’s [ __ ] crazy I mean it’s kind of cool I love the emotes it seems like the modded the modification of it is through the roof he’s pretty nuts a lot of fun stuff to do you came back and Minecraft has gone so yeah right now

The servers was just down a little bit uh I guess I jinxed it um it will be coming back and we’ll keep playing sometimes it happens it happens it happens to the best of servers you know ah wait to check out all the cool stuff yeah oh there’s a new

14th what store is it no store opening No One Is Safe No One Is Safe no big guys store it says No One Is Safe store oh okay maybe that’s the full big guy store did you like my four big guys it was interesting it was very interesting that’s not what I expected

Foreign guys we get back on this gonna buy you a cool For you and I’ll give you some some armor that’s good I’ll give you a weapon I’ll give you diamonds and I’ll give you another right now I’m everything man I’ll give you iron bam I’m getting everything oh yeah no no no no no no no I’m done with that I’m a business woman

I know you are I know you’re very serious at your business you know you’re the most I’m very serious business person I saw I sold 23 red dies for like 80 silver I that’s a that’s a steal I think that’s good server’s up yeah I’m trying to reconnect now chat

I robbed somebody oh yeah good I’m gonna joined I’m loading loading oh there we go I’m in I’m in I’m coming in um all right I’ll talk to you in the game it’s loading oh yeah are we are we in hello we’re here okay when we last left off we were

Teasing Mouse about falling asleep in Minecraft was that where we left off yeah that is I think I did all the settings you told me to do let me check them okay good you just come in here we’re talking the echo room hello is that better yeah that’s much better

Now yeah it’s it’s subtle you know you don’t want it to be too much yeah look look look at my leopard and my wow [ __ ] Power yeah you’re really creative with these names and of course Jason Bourne okay of course okay those are important because they’re they’re Conti

Oh why is there a fire uh don’t don’t worry about that it’s something I do sometimes that’s a big huge what the [ __ ] what um who’s your neighbor you’ve got harika is this haruka’s house Over there yeah sad giraffe Roy where does where does yours end in their start Housewives um yeah we a lot of people share plots and so the green one is yours here let me see I see stuff for candy okay that’s nice actually to share My Lord that was candy I didn’t even know you’re online right now I’m looking at my animals great name Rotunda I’m broken God these names are so [ __ ] what is seabat what is a sea bat you don’t know what Steve oh yeah that’s right you’ve been on tour you don’t know

What seabed is the [ __ ] is sea bat oh that The Sex Song the Reddit sex I know that one someone should probably get him the alma said that all right foreign Well yeah I fit through it all right all right all right I appreciate that I appreciate that I know I know you are very nice I don’t appreciate it I do I do so long to build I I think it’s very kind that you made that for me three

Oh easy come over okay all right what am I doing yeah okay one two what three oh [ __ ] I went way too soon that’s it worked oh no no she’s dodging bullets she’s the one hi nice nice entrance actually wait isn’t that like an eye yeah this is this is my

Candy hi hello candy hello candy hello candy takes care of me when I fall asleep in Minecraft that’s me uh yeah we build a little houses um I she just says she wants stuff and I make it or get it for her oh that’s good so I’m like yeah

No no she doesn’t no she gives me a nice thing you buy everything everything yourself I do everything myself you do you provide us that’s good to tell people to do things of course of course obviously she provides it she provides me with nice things that’s good that’s me right that’s good

Um however Mouse you do have my pickaxe and my hammer still may I have those back okay which which are yours but I’m just borrowing thank you timing why are you so small because she’s small because because if I throw it oh yeah it’s like a normal

Sized one well wait what height am I oh yeah I’m the tallest side oh nice nice yeah it was going to be the tallest type booty chicken now she didn’t like it I didn’t like the view that’s fair we have when you look at Mouse it’s like just like top down shot

It’s like looking at a circle what it’s very small do something [Laughter] do a little dance small person oh my God she’s gonna kill me Mouse do the dance I did I gave you oh God what’s this what do you mean I’m not the other one

Isn’t my is it my four big guys dance no I think I think it’s the the you singing dance Oh no how’d you lose it remember with the reset of the thing oh yeah I forgot how did we download it lost patch everyone lost all that you might expect to reinstall them that’s because which was yeah poor big guys and they bust on my eyes

They eat my ass just like apple pie if they keep [ __ ] me like this I might just die they pipe my booties till I cry he licks my dick and they come start dripping I took about his ass it tastes like lemon pepper chicken he throw me up

In the air my booty flipping he dug it his balls in my booty like he’s Scotty Pippin what the [ __ ] I’m feeling pretty crunchy today what the [ __ ] gotta be kind to you yeah why are we saying the word [ __ ] you gotta be a [ __ ]

I have a [ __ ] pass I’m Australian why is mouse saying it though yeah we we gave her permission Down Under the underworld dude what is this why is the torque like broken your hat and glasses move independently of your body we’re working on it they’re working on it hello hello

Yeah the back rooms sure of course there’s back rooms here Do you want to which which way should we show them should we show him from the way in or just trying to click into the back rooms from the way in all right give me a sec oh boy just go let’s go he’s gone he’s gone get used to it

Okay I know which way we gotta go this way the [ __ ] you just like teleported This is a lot I like the roll I gotta get you your stuff I need to get him a hook shot I need to get a bunch of stuff I think yeah I’ll take you shopping don’t worry don’t pop in press shift what the [ __ ] foreign what the hell

Welcome to the bed what the [ __ ] why is the back rooms in Minecraft because What the [ __ ] foreign s yeah well actually the chair was already there because I was [ __ ] with someone the other day oh he likes [ __ ] with people is there a cow I’m gonna fix it what is this a dead end really looks like Mouse could fit through this

And there we go going to the back rooms you know the one blocked our life is amazing oh that’s it this is just it just the back rooms there’s more mother cow another cow why is there so many cows It’s quite disorientating yeah I just wanted to show it to you that is kind of crazy press spacebar and go up yeah I know I know all right nice why is the back rooms in the ball pit though that feels kind of scary huh all right now what

I take you to many places all right do you want to go shopping first sure let me let me put some of the stuff away hold on now what why Chad I I don’t know I don’t know I know what you do in Minecraft especially the most mods

What I I don’t know what you do in Minecraft so I don’t know WE adventure okay okay let’s Adventure come on me first I’m gonna I’m gonna fix your backpack okay what’s wrong with it I’m gonna make your diamond one the [ __ ] is it like someone’s car going off

Like a car was being broken into there’s a lot of things you know wow Swift nether Ruby pickup God damn this is this doing what does the Bell do yeah I just gotta unload I was I was exploring all right um that’s fine this is a lot yeah whose is that Giant castle oh that’s somebody else that’s my mind that’s insane you can check on the map to see who the man belongs to uh well I have something that you might want to provide oh without you looking for I actually didn’t know I just saw her and I thought

I wanna I I want to take him shopping because he needs a hook shot do I need a hook shot here Connor what’s up this is for you what is it hook shots are so fun heavy all right why is it heavy so you can become a member of the

Country club all right I’m a member of the country club now my cowboy yeah I look good yeah I look like uh yeehaw I think we’re making I think people want to make a strip club oh oh wow no it’s my it’s the it’s my cop that the twin gave me you’re what

The cup the copper the twin gave me oh can we show Connor your carpet yeah you can it’s it gives me a lot of strength in these hard times you can you can come in if you want what is it where’d you go pardon thought but it was not this but

My friend are you guys able to get it yeah he’s just I think you got a little lost oh my God now in my defense I didn’t put it down but I haven’t gotten rid of it yet so what does that say he really likes Rick and Morty it gives

Me strength I yeah I I gives me something strength uh strength to never look at that ever again yeah welcome to my house I’m leaving but there’s so much armor and free stuff don’t you want free stuff oh I want to upgrade his butts I go broke Do you know how to do that mouth so I need your backpack oh were you trying to put the disc in yeah I I accidentally threw it out oh this is one of the ones Mouse is trying where it’s like spooky music oh I see

Very spooky very very spooky I was in my basement and I’ve heard that I was like Mouse what the [ __ ] what’s happening and I was like oh it’s actually Satan doing that do you like this [ __ ] I said I said [Applause] this is so chaotic to take in there’s so much stuff there’s a lot must feel like if like a caveman ever would like to be defrosted and he comes back to civilization he’s like the [ __ ] is happening I can’t hear you very well yeah what’s up What I can’t I cannot hear you at all you can’t tell anybody this secret all right what is the secret I think there’s a glitch You Can Eat Pray All right I won’t tell anyone I won’t tell anyone oh yeah I can’t hit it I can’t even miss either why is the music so loud Foreign maybe it’s maybe it’s meaty bread no it’s not meaty bread baby’s meaty bread here uh I’m trying to pick it up pumpkin pie okay so we’re trying to make backpacks or yeah what am I doing Mouse what’s the plan with the backpack no no I was gonna say what you could do

Is use your butcher’s knife yeah and then get some leather from the cows but then also just introduce them to the concept oh yeah yeah yeah what the [ __ ] because I don’t have enough leather to help why am I small try this why am I small

Is you should try that meat it’s good for you this is suspicious yeah just take the bite out of it I’m done you’re not dying I’m dying you’re just feeling a little funny did you like roofie me I just gave you a little bit of your ass to cheek meat

What the [ __ ] yeah after a little while why did you give me this what do you mean I thought you wanted to try it you’re like you told me to try it I’ve got like a stomach icon in the screen pulsing don’t worry why’d you poison me what the [ __ ]

I poison you why am I why am I small oh I I just myself a piece of your your meat what the [ __ ] well you’re big again did you just chop my skin off yeah and I fed it to you you ate yourself what the [ __ ] hey are you two fighting no no

What Come Away I think that’s fair that’s why I’m running away that’s why I I know you wouldn’t hit them should we bring them to the Coliseum no no what is your Coliseum let’s bring him to the Coliseum what is the Coliseum it’s time go to the cross am I gonna die no

I think I’m gonna die oh the breadworks um why does my like sword oh okay it’s like a weird animation what are you doing we’re at the coast what Fight for Your Life buddy what the [ __ ] what the [ __ ] why are you break dancing on Me Hold Up Wait wait

I’m not ready I’m not ready hold up I wasn’t ready have you no honor bro we can bring him back here have you know Anna I told you to wait what are you talking about you wait and the Jewel to stop oh I thought those was just practice wow no you killed me

Okay okay tell me when to start no no you don’t deserve you don’t deserve it now okay fine you just kill me again I refuse to fight someone with no honor did I ever say I had honor anytime I told you I’m a scoundrel I can’t believe it

I can’t believe it I can’t believe you’d have no honor like this truly a disappointment thing you know what after all that I’ve done for you I built you a home I baked you a pie I fed you to yourself there you go the [ __ ] I do like no damage to you [Laughter]

Yeah she’s kind of she’s wearing some pretty heavy armor dude what is your health at what’s your health at bro what the [ __ ] I don’t think I’ve done any damage of course not I’m rich and Powerful oh I do half a heart per head I see my turn ow oh my God

Does that actually do any damage no damn it stop picking up my arrows the [ __ ] yeah she’s using magic to heal herself what the [ __ ] she’s using range Magic use magic Missile actually use solar strike on him oh I forgot whistler’s check again uh do you remember Crystal

Uh it’s one of the Spells left right anyone remember oh you missed not lagged no I don’t have any magic my Arrow’s on firing I’m so respect the one that lags a lot uh yeah it’s the solar beam from the sky no where’s your help it’s either uh right

Left right or left right left one of the two stop healing oh no that’s the one that brings her home what who’s that I just realized which one you used [Laughter] twinkle little classic owl oh I did oh wait what the [ __ ] is this I’m inverted now inverted I guess

Completely hit F5 oh oh you used to sell right right right are you progressing me Connor I want to buy you stuff now all right we could be more evenly matched and you won’t be such [ __ ] okay sounds good you should take them to the one piece do you want to go

No let me take him a little bit of lag bit of lag better lag please don’t crash please don’t crash survived there we go everybody got to get on tonight Jesus Jesus Christ because you lost I don’t recall losing you teleported out you lost no you still lost by accident He lit my dick in the Cup start dripping I took about his ass it tastes like lemon pepper chicken he throw me up in the air my booty flipping he ducking his balls in my booty like he’s got he Pippin why can’t I hit you what the [ __ ] get me out of here

Get me out of here Get me out get me out of here I’m leaving oh my God I have no choice I’m held hostage all right fair enough foreign what is this all right we gotta find the one piece is this spoilers I I haven’t finished one piece yet we’re on the thousand funny Connie spoilers

No no this is what we call a big treasure Hall you can use this teleporter to get there oh okay we’re going to the one piece where am I going to a one piece what do you search yeah what I search one piece I typed that that doesn’t come up what

One uh you need to go there first Mouse and then he needs to TPA and then yeah so just type slash TPA space iron and then tab and it should work EPA Pat wait what place oh I am yeah okay got it and then they just accept it and then

You should warp over there you go welcome to the one piece uh it’s like got a question mark on it I see click on it now I can get a one piece okay nice so you see all these loot boxes open them they’re full of treasure okay

So I take them you can take the treasure with it yeah why is this so easy what’s the date what’s cool about this is that it’s generated for each person so there’s no like stealing oh that’s cool and everybody gets what’s in the chest okay well I I got I got these

Cool cool sick wow this is uh this is a good hole I got a legendary stone pickaxe yeah let’s go that’s pretty cool common diamond boots common iron a lot of common [ __ ] a lot of mid stuff here I say it I don’t need these demon horns do I care about them

You don’t have to I I I don’t wear mine oh diamonds God so many diamonds yep why you think I’m so rich you’re rich or somebody to fooled me one of the richest gals on the server all right so why is there so many there’s so many what this like never ends

Nope it’s a really really big place oh my Lord the flight’s called One Piece I’m gonna stop putting stuff in my backpack I think uh how do I access that again real B oh B that’s right or should I Threw It Off by accident [ __ ] oh having difficulty I’m a boomer

Oh that’s no B is my blacksmith oh the bag I have is a blacksmith kit I feel like I’m playing Minecraft this [ __ ] is so annoying I all right oh common Diamond Helmet kind of cringe but all right whatever Spade I don’t need that right you don’t you can get whatever you can

Take whatever you want I can’t wear the cowboy hat and the diamond hat you can there’s two slots no the Hat doesn’t let me put it oh this one oh there’s another hat slot why is that two hat slots one for cosmetics and one for the the armor okay

Oh my God why is there so much so many loots oh my Lord please upgrade backpack yeah I think I need to chat I could take you to upgrade it common Diamond chess player Oh another l another l actually you know what give me your backpack okay I’ll give you my diamond one

It’s got my my stuff in there though oh all your stuff is in there well some of it I’ll give it to you so you can put in your diamond one okay stuffs thank you I’ll take this and we’ll put that back in my backpack smithing table stonehammer chipped handle charcoal I

Guess that was in there is this just like all loot this place oh my God there’s so much it’s like never ends hunting bubble bow is that good here are some here’s some diamonds for the oak green he doesn’t need to pay me anything I have like you

Probably have like every diamond on the goddamn yeah you put your own at all the diamonds oh my God why is this how much stuff do I lose before I just leave this is so much you can load as much as you want we could come back we you could take

Whatever you want keep whatever you want here it’s crazy if you want me to hold something I can hold something for you what it’s too much this is too much what’s this Unchained iron chest plate that sounds good you better sword do you want my sword uh sure you want this one

I don’t know what this one is I don’t know what that means take this one turn around sure this one looks good looks nice good quality it’s like stuck underneath the rails oh I got it Jesus it’s common it’s common bad though uh it depends on what type of what it is

A long shot bubble burster what is this but I’ll have candy make another one and see but you’re a blacksmith so you can start glitching okay I could just give you materials I have a I have a chest full of materials if you ever want to make anything you could

Just take from there this is so much stuff this is overwhelming you can get I’m sorry this is like too much you can get always get rid of your stone tools you know since you don’t really need them I guess yeah yeah that’s that makes sense I guess I’ll just see if there’s

Anything really cool red diamond chest plate that sounds good that sounds like it’s helpful I guess I will take the red diamond chest plate um I guess I don’t want half I should use my backpack but I’m really boomery and I can’t think so much stuff too much too much stuff

Oh my Lord the enchantments that are on stuff too you know yeah I mean obviously I want the rare Diamond one because that is better than the common one Diamond pants put those on oh my Lord Swift stone pickaxe take that why not this is insane this is too much

This is too much foreign ly just too much it’s going forever but it’s all filled with diamonds are you crazy I don’t know what that is oh my God what is that I need some more of it give it to me okay legendary iron Pickers away

I don’t know what that [ __ ] is you know what’s good about this place you see when you open a chest it it turns silver yeah I see that you can always come back especially with the ones that you didn’t open I see that yeah see I’m looking for any insane stuff

Oh [ __ ] I just the game is freaking out I’ll open two more chests all right nothing Uh fortified diamond boots oh that sounds good all right I’m ready oh [ __ ] sorry that was an accident that was an accident my mom’s an accident let’s go let’s teleport out of here let’s teleport out of here now What’s this dance Did you see did you see my outfit yeah what do you think isn’t it like your model outfit yeah look pretty good which one’s the Lottie which one’s that what which which one which one is that I don’t have that oh I’m gonna have to have to oh

All right I’ll we’ll go home and then I’ll I’ll send you a TV okay cool that was the longest eating of bread I’ve ever had in my life that was so long chat am I crazy was that was that weirdly long uh I’ll just accept I I can just click accept that

That works all right nailed it foreign I’m ready I don’t know what full you wanna see my little house sure why do you have two houses is that cool to have two houses where am I going to I’m gonna go I’m gonna go to I’m gonna go to

I’m gonna go to gay City okay Gay City it’s a gay City you’re here at gay City what makes a gay City star hunks come come to Mike come to my place you live in gay City yeah wow that’s very Progressive of you well I I was YouTuber Valley is gay Island right that makes sense

So uh that’s my castle come that’s yours you built this nope you’re building for me someone built it for me who built it for you uh Shia built this one I’m gonna say you hired like 13 year old Minecraft kids to make stuff for you that’s kind of hype

Oh I didn’t hire anybody he just made it because he wanted to make candy man that’s crazy this is awesome my penguin you’re all the way up it’s crazy not really much space to live though what there’s not a lot of space to live look little Pinger oh you got him on a

Leash in the way I see so you wanna you wanna well you’ve been feeding them crack as well we definitely gotcha Georgia what does that mean it means perfect of course it does nothing can ever be nice with you is it this one’s a little dick as well

Yeah what’s wrong with you why can’t you give your animals good names why can’t you like name something nice for once it’s always it’s always dick sucker dick [ __ ] with you what’s up with that here’s me big peepee man what the [ __ ] I it’s okay one that is a descriptive name that is

Not sexual that’s just truth okay so little little Pinger you’re looking at the Penguins dead are you inspecting penguin dick no sounds like you are oh what you are one to talk you can’t say anything because your name is a general uh it’s just big PP that’s all there’s no bearing whatsoever man

That’s a man you want everybody to know I I made it once and I can’t change the name yes you can I didn’t think I was gonna play Minecraft at all so I didn’t really think about it much well you know there you have plenty of

Times to make a new username well now I kind of kind of grew into it it’s been over two years since we started talking you know I I you know I just kind of thought it’s a great name all this time and you never once stopped to think

About changing your name grown Chad’s grown on me I think my medicine yeah you ever have a diamond for yourself I want to go to Star hunks all right Google is starting to know what do we have in stahogs oh oh my God they weren’t lying there’s there’s a there’s hunks here

Oh that’s Shia that’s who built my castle oh this one look at this one what the [ __ ] is that that guy from gentian Impact oh is it oh it’s zong Lee and fair enough there’s a second floor damn okay probably what the [ __ ] I’ll take my medicine okay all right go ahead

What the [ __ ] what the [ __ ] what the [ __ ] oh yeah it’s like the fake Gus ring I remember that one what the [ __ ] is this quonkers are you okay bro bro he’s spinning this is nice Road view ocean damn quonkers is loud bro hello yeah I’m so glad we have the uh the

Emotes in chat now so like the emotes actually appear in chat which is sick that’s awesome I want one of those oh this is the most insane modded server I’ve like ever seen like this is just insane like everything is insane Connor Connor come here come here hello yo yo come here

Hey welcome to the server man I have a gift for you what there take this what is this what is it what is all this you didn’t you didn’t you didn’t get it from me okay all right thanks man have fun I appreciate that thanks man dummy everybody just left you didn’t explain

Is that actually domics no let’s actually talk oh [ __ ] dude what did he give me give me the sword and this bow a bunch of arrows I just yeah I guess he gave me that wow this sword looks insane damn refuses to elaborate how do I how do I reply I won’t rat

Because of that and chat to everyone you just told everyone that all right message okay message Dom py there we go there we go got him got him proceeds to rat I didn’t mean to chat I didn’t know I didn’t know what I try to see Peter Amelia you’re

Trying to save me he tried to save me damn this looks insane the damage on this boy one reach plus one attack Range Jensen a lightning ball and damaged his head so that’s Target on fire increases knockback yo you guys can’t see what he’s saying I I probably should have moved chat but

He said uh I have no idea what you’re talking about man welcome to the server thanks man how much damage tracking this thing that this bad boy does chat over the bathroom’s like oh yeah we should we should judge the bathrooms it’s gonna be it right all right

Bro that is an intimidating toilet what did I break it or is it a [ __ ] it’s a trapdoor Chad’s a trap door come on foreign I see I see I like it come on in probably wondering how he ended up here all right whoa whoa I’m tiny now okay okay

This I see this is uh this was definitely for hunks like myself chat if you’re small you can stealth in there wait aren’t they aren’t they in bed I will get on something huh I died I’m just checking on what no no I guess we’re looking for little guys

I’m I’m the manager I’m just gonna check if they’re working or if they’re in bed what the [ __ ] ing so we have employees they’re over here I thought I lost them but that was it terrifying what the [ __ ] are these why do they sleep in the Starbucks listen don’t judge because otherwise I

Don’t know how to get back in all right don’t be rude okay it’s a star hunks no one judge it’s actually really nice that we’re providing them a housing we could just make them sleep outside with the monsters you guys don’t pay them enough so they can afford their own place you

Guys gotta hold them hostage it’s it’s 10 it’s 11 p.m my guy they are sedated I need a coffee send it to Grandpa’s benefits you know how to make a coffee that’s why I was gonna ask these fine hunks here I guess I mean you could wake them up how do I

Wake them up hit him break their bed okay oh I think I think uh this is did you make this place uh uh Shia did oh yeah I think that’s a stone button from somewhere I don’t know where I got that from that’s all right don’t worry about it hello yeah yeah

Surprised I actually slept in there because like last night okay go look they just instantly Mount each other okay I think I’ve come I’ve uh we’ll get on something this man is having Deep Thoughts oh that is a what position is this two big guys adjustment s

Okay I like that I like it it’s fun it’s fun uh do uh did you get provided with the armor set that turns off your arm yet I’m guessing not no would you like would you like that set yes please okay I’ll go get you some I tried waking

Up the workers and they wouldn’t wake up they went back to bed every time what’s up with that he’s talking to him right now oh what the [ __ ] you just gotta be better at it okay use your skill yeah yeah hold their hand I’m not doing that I’m trying to get a

Coffee I’m trying to get a lawsuit it’s Max wake up wake up Mouse wake up wake up what else we got here I don’t shoot a hadouken that’s it you’re you’re your mom thank you okay okay what the [ __ ] sorry you can aha you’re back it worked my shouting Hello [Applause] this is the guy that Drew that picture in my house what’s wrong what’s wrong no I forgot [Laughter] yeah he drew the movie picture this fine artwork fine could tell you were running around being uh mischievous last night and we’re like I was trying

To get you back for like when you and uh when you and Ross scared me Mouse I was like I know I’ll put this up on her wall [Laughter] all right um Master you come here oh I mean yeah I got I got um what do I do with this oh yeah

That’s all the way at the right okay this is mouse this is nice to see gay Labs wait over here what I just don’t want him to pick it up yeah he laughs brother like a dog this is it this is at your discretion when you when

You think that he is ready for it behind the gay dog [Laughter] do you think he’s earned it okay um he won’t accidentally killing himself I I’ll hold shift if you’re still doing an emote right but this one doesn’t have a road are you a hook shot oh okay thank you

Did I put this in like another hand or something or my backpack you can put it in your off hand okay okay you can put it in your office Okay that’s nice oh [ __ ] sorry be fighting the Coliseum now that I’m ready yeah I want a rematch I want a rematch I’m ready I’m ready what is that sword why have you got a new sword the [ __ ] is that what is that what are the stats on that bad boy

7.5 attack damage sorry what now Connor wants to want to rematch at the Coliseum why do you think you’re gonna win I’m confident no one gave me a show what are you talking about I know who gave you this no one gave me anything no one gave me anything

And where’d you get that sword I got this from the one piece I got the sword from the one piece he got that sword from I got it from the One Beat are you ready how do you know how do you know that I have a different sword huh you stream typing me

Okay you know are we do you want me to wrap this yeah please drive yeah okay when I shoot this gun I want a good clean fight all right all right oh you don’t spell me let’s get ready to rumble go oh my God they’re so laggy

Oh he is at a disadvantage because as you swing low your sword does not do the full animation unfortunately Mouse is too small to hit what the [ __ ] what the [ __ ] Mouse is negating damage using lag the server who the [ __ ] was the leg in the server Mouse sorry

I’m just too fast what can I say this is unfair why are you lagging I don’t know foreign still He got given armor oh oh no what the [ __ ] was that kind of armor was he given that was Thunder this we’re in the middle of an actual storm right now on the server come here foreign you could have been small too you chose not to man bro I can’t hit him bruh

Walk of Shame dude walk the shame pick it up I I can’t hit that little rat well so here’s the thing when you have a sword right so if you have a sword in your hand yeah and you well I actually got to go to survival or break something

And you you aim too low you don’t do the actual attack animation you do this but then when you go slightly higher then it starts the attack animation but the problem is she’s so small that you’re constantly going down like this and not doing the proper attack animation see um you’re gonna

Cheat yeah hey what a champion he’s got the Thunder yes come here you can’t escape me come here God what health are you on I’m at full health [ __ ] off no you’re not stop let me see let me see actually I’m down for her oh my God awesome

This is [ __ ] I caught it I’m hitting you oh my Lord foreign look you know you’re gonna need a lot more armor you’re gonna need some better stuff in order to do this so um I can’t believe this you know I’m just gonna go straight I’m gonna I’m just gonna cut

Straight to the chase just so you can catch up to everyone I’m just gonna give you one whole gold all right that is uh how much silver is that Mouse do you remember Yeah that’s a lot of money you’re gonna basically be okay thank you all right well that was just rude but sure [Laughter] whoa what was that you like that crazy so do you want the money or not yeah go on do you want to be rich yes yo this bow is crazy

Are you lagging uh I can’t pick it up you might be lagging try uh try logging in and out it helps sometimes when this happens just disconnect reconnect real quick okay all right dude why is the bow so crazy wait hold on are you back you can hear

Me yeah okay hold on try again okay I’ll try to put it down here can you get it uh no you’re really lagging what’s your Peng right now uh uh zero really hold on wait I can pick it up you sure you want to laugh Mouse with this bow

Okay wait wait hold on hold on hold on hold on uh can you pick it up over here what about over here no what about over here oh you’re baiting me right over here this is his face let me see let’s see I see oh you can try it won’t work I can’t

Hear you what the [ __ ] I told you I’m god dude look I’ll show you I’ll show you a display of my power no no Our [ __ ] I’m mad with power all right well at least I can still kill mouse but that’s fine true yeah wait what I bow is that that’s pretty bangable yeah this is the uh the Revenant bow can I see it let me see the stats no

If you look at my stream if you look at my stream you can see the the the stats right I’m the admin I I will give you back the bow all right I don’t know if you will copy that bow right now I could call you I could just go and spawn it

But I just all right fine you better give me it back though okay okay let’s have a look hmm whoa this is some good stats that that’s so good right that’s so good it’s so good I’m not I’m not getting that bow back am I that’s a good that’s a good bow

It’s a great ball this is a great bow right it’s a great bow this is the bow shooting consumes no regular Arrow I mean it’s a very nice bow actually it’s a very good bow void shot three powerful uh that’s how two-shotted Mouse a mouse right yeah I’ve got it cocked

You laughing the word [ __ ] run Mouse run I’m gonna hit you with the bow what is happening oh no when he killed me he broke my helmet no which helmet the legendary account oh no I’m sorry we can make you a new one don’t worry it

Was legendary oh no I’m sorry I didn’t know we can make you a new one don’t worry he’ll make it he’ll make it God will fix it right just um I’ll get one of the mods to make you a new one just because he griefed you hey we were

Both griefing okay it was it was equal grief all right what is this what who hit me who hit me with that the human right now what the [ __ ] why am I Googling grief no shut up Google are you sad Mouse I’m so we’re gonna fix it look there’s a cow

You wanna look he’s now he’s drinking right from the other okay that’s that is all right that is not is that allowed You’ll get it back you’ll get it back wait if it had him breaking why did it break well then it’s not very unbreakable is it I’ll be right back I’m sorry to be fair you did kill me four times you broke my well which is arguably oh my God

The entire spawn is getting like rated right now it’s like hell on Earth over there uh let’s get you a helmet first uh who is online that knows how to do this one sec or we can we can go fight the right if you want all right let’s do it let’s do it

If I go slash spawn where’s my hook shot not working now that only works so anything I can’t do with the bow where are they oh I see the health bar where are the people rating oh I see is that people running over there uh oh what the [ __ ] where am I where’s

The rain yeah I have no idea okay uh we got oh my God we’re in the middle of a raid um oh cool they’re gonna they’re gonna replace your helmet don’t worry my bad my bad because I’m breaking three all right I’m breaking five maybe six maybe you might know free okay okay

‘s like I’m breaking six right now over here there was another one oh yeah yeah whatever the best ones uh legendary minus helmet and what were the introns uh it was uh mending six right yeah I’m breaking wait where is the breaking something hold on was it just mending on breaking there’s

Another one uh we could check your like a bot or something maybe oh my God they’re over there they’re over there I’m whispering the candy because she made it for me okay I can’t even know yeah oh they killed them all they killed all the writers

No there’s a second wave coming now oh okay cool they’re polar bears on there yeah polar bears yeah yeah we replaced the villagers with polar bears and foxes okay didn’t really want the Squidward types you know yeah it’s good I don’t like Squidward um concerning you’re going to be

Oh wow and water physics wow look at that wow oh my God where are they coming from oh they’re over by the marketplace right now oh should we go over there yeah I actually kind of like it because it was it was even spawning things in Skype here yesterday oh my god

Really yeah wait really Skype yo got spot yeah what’s up you remember what enchantments were on the legendary miners helmet why do you ask where is he I broke it it got broke okay Athens are spawning it back in because it was an accident they’re kicking our butts

Tally ho do you remember how many you had I don’t remember Breaking and then probably I mean probably protection because like what else does helmet do helmets have yes yeah and right yeah she got her ass kicked oh wow Victory but what cost you look so naked it’s actually a little bit of luck so it had mending on wait like

Zero point something look it’s 0.5 because that’s usually what’s on almost yeah because we were having a taco bottle remember yeah it was your lucky helmet yeah it wasn’t but Kelly wasn’t very lucky oh God I think that’s the mine is that the minor actually yeah what’s the what’s

The item called because I’m trying to find it in the uh nms I think the yellow on the light on it yeah mine is it’s like the minus helmet is it called miners or spelunkers Um yeah that’s it oh I guess that’s that’s more of a job specific thing I was going to say has anyone explained the ranks of like items to you do you know what what the difference is I assume legendary is the best and common as [ __ ] yep uh actually there’s worse than

Common but yeah um each time you make something each time you make something it has a chance to be legendary and legendary gives you like the most bonus stats as a base and then you have enchantments and stuff on top that’s important because you’re a blacksmith we lost him hmm You okay you got your hat not yet I’m trying to jam once what means we can’t directly gen legendary items we have to just make them the same way anybody else would but thankfully you can do that a lot quicker if you have access to uh the cheats yeah

Okay I can roll underwater let’s see oh that’s like a pirate ship that’s cool that was a diamond there diamond or slime with an emerald I’m gonna die I mean you know people need to win okay those are a little broken right now oh really yeah

Legendary we got it I got the legendary now you’re still a bad [ __ ] you kill him you can kill him whenever you want he got lucky uh not with this bow you didn’t get lucky with that phone probably this Pro is nice she’s mad because I told him like five

Pounds I I was mad about that yellow um I had to come help mastered help with enchantments but I think that’s common now yeah I think that’s right you’re right if I yeah I’m okay okay um whatever I’ll if you have any questions about blacksmithing you can ask Ross or

I was like yeah I got you back yeah all right could you uh keep your guidebook for blacksmithing uh yeah well the quest boot okay uh there’s the quest book and then there’s the guidebook I think it’s like blacksmith’s guidebox oh maybe I maybe I don’t have that

I can make you a new one if you lost it I probably threw it away I’ll get it for you black smooth sounds like something I would do yeah yeah it’s okay everyone does it um there you go I must have this look here you go so if you look through this book

You can find all the sword recipes and then each one you make you have a chance to like obviously roll on uh different qualities um legendary being very very hard to do but okay sometimes you get Super Lucky no problem okay um but it obviously like

If you can sell the extra stuff by making like a shot clock all right so to be right I think I know what went wrong it’s also a lot shorter messy I’m gonna get stuck in the air for as well how’s the Hat all right good good I’m gonna go back to

The void all right have fun I’m not sure how to get back to the void oh [ __ ] no good luck hello you’re so quiet for me for some reason is your mic setting like really much oh okay you’re just far away from your mic I have to go soonish

Uh I’m like 20 minutes I gotta leave okay what do you want to do the adventure portal yeah what can we do in 20 minutes you should probably do that or at least introduce him to it introduce me to it well I hope you had

Fun man enjoy it this is this is cool I got a I gotta play more now hell yeah I’d love to hear it I won’t break this hat Mouse you can’t tell me oh really yeah okay I’ll come I have Curry back this is awesome there’s stores that you can go and buy

Stuff I buy plushies all the time fair enough collection what you can give me a cinnamon roll in the game yeah you can I gotta boost your volume you’re so low for me I don’t know why you’re so top like tired [ __ ] quiet you talk yeah that’s much better

Somebody he’s posting these stupid posters everywhere what are the posters do not login Monday night at 8pm PST foreign all right sounds good in the poles and the smalls all right the adventure portal okay oh okay I guess I would do it this is the Adventure World where you go

Exploring and you can get oh Aerials build on the Overworld which is where we were at this is like a completely different world yep wow that’s cool this runs a lot better yeah because not a lot of people are here it’s like not a lot of like billions of stuff

Okay for sure yeah I haven’t explored anything though so it’s all black for me you should check out the nether you want to see the nether here sure yeah let’s go do that yeah all right that’s fast oh this is another um All right oh my God why is it like screaming all right I’m stuck oh what do you think it’s [ __ ] terrifying what is this another what’s the music so scary because we’re in the Underworld we’re in the nether what’s that to do here gather stuff we can get another right we

Can get oops I’m sorry stuff we can swim in lava yeah really yep wanna swim yeah why would I not want to swim oh wow it’s very slow yeah it’s slower than water damn that sucks I can’t climb up the spot I am God this is so slow

Where are you oh you’re behind me this is so slow yeah it’s a little slower but you know what’s better when you go into like you can do the roll oh and you can roll through it oh that makes sense isn’t this cool it’s kind of freaky it’s huge as well

Like this is just gigantic I know that’s Minecraft but still crazy it was boobie’s house at all where’s bully’s house we should be around here Ruby lives with me no I think he lives with hateful he would I don’t know what I I don’t know what that off works so well

I saw it dude that’s a fan art all right check it out look oh what not cool that’s crazy whoa hello I’m trying to get out okay look watch what are these things be careful because you take fall damage why what’s wrong with that I didn’t know that what’s wrong with them

You can ride them oh I didn’t know that oh my God that’s not bad foreign you make these sounds that sounds like that sounds like Mouse’s noises she breaks on the stream right foreign that does sound like a Moscow are over here hello look at that noise oh kill kill the gas okay Rosie good business All right said I’m trying to get up here oh yeah it’s so useful I like the hook shot yes all those people we kill those things he’s got a sword and armor why oh my God he’s loud you kill him if you want why what are the benefits Chad’s telling me no why

I mean nothing foreign looks like it’s disappearing oh no oh he’s dead good shot thank you this is like so in this area what is like the objective exploring oh I ran away from you where’d you say I was like what’s the objective of this area

Oh you can get another right to upgrade your gear you can get obsidian you can get uh it’s more robust in order places okay should we get a should we get out of here oh yeah you can kill the Wither you can kill that hit do you remember that

Hand thing oh yeah I want to kill that thing again that hand thing is down here too oh [ __ ] I don’t remember I don’t know where he is though he died one shot he ain’t [ __ ] [ __ ] I heard she wasn’t walking oh it’s fine yeah this is fun I’m hooked shut it everywhere

Oh you’re chilling on the roof well that looks like a crazy Fortress foreign am I not chat but hit anything I didn’t hit anything no no oh I didn’t hear anything you made it what is this place oh my God what he fell I fell off there’s something here

There’s just I see that I want the nether Ruby or blue crying obsidian hell yeah I already want this stuff yep of course oh wow extended nether Ruby shovel sure I’ll take that I can’t I wanna move these pants anymore it’s too much stuff this is overwhelming the amount of stuff

I already have too much stuff do you want to go back home yeah I pretty sure all right never write scrap I’ll tell you dude all right I got a TP as well right oh I can accept except sorry what I hit the booby accident it’s not another dance that’s in the plushie

Uh don’t forget to repair your bow before it breaks I think it’s fine right now right yeah it’s fine all right should we log out of Minecraft yeah all right all right let’s log out let’s log out disconnect all right chat uh that’s it for Minecraft I’ll pretty

In stream shortly I hope you’re all doing you enjoyed the Minecraft that was fun start me hello hello hello fun tell me how you feel about Minecraft yeah very fun I like it so far I’m selling it to actually spend more time crafting and Mining

Like it yeah I want to go on like Adventures that’s you know me that’s all I care about I want to explore I want to do the fun stuff that’s my only objective in life go to Vegas yeah there’s Vegas for real I’m down I’m totally down I’m happy that you came

Uh somebody said you uh somebody donated but didn’t read it you boys moving about making it work is an inspiration for me after moving out and being isolated your work ethic is really healthy simple uh for many for internet you’ll probably roll in the positive oh thanks man

Appreciate it sorry uh as we talk about gambling in Vegas let’s do it I’m down to gamble in Vegas next time hell yeah what if I win loads of money and become a Minecraft millionaire um already a millionaire what else I can’t beat you in anything I can’t I can’t

Kill you I can’t I can’t outmine you know is that what it is is that why I’m competitive I’m competitive you know that you’re good at every game let me be good at something sure I’m a skill issue you’re just better than me than Minecraft it’s impossible

It’s cool it’s cool seeing you be so cracked at something I just really like the play it’s really fun I know I know I know you love it it’s it’s cool watching you play it because you’re so good at it and for me it’s like how does someone have such vast knowledge

Of such a complex game we’re being sarcastic curious the arms up I when I look at the game like this is far too many mechanics for my brain to remember it’s it’s not simple enough I need simple games I need shooting I need Max three four abilities a character four buttons and I

Want to do the same thing over and over again but Minecrafting is like I don’t remember the code and then you remember how to uh uh add the crack lacing to your bag and then you got to put a you gotta put the diamond sword that with

The chainsaw and the and don’t get a fortnite dance before you enter the nether region which I don’t know how that even works foreign how many hours of Minecraft have I played and I feel like I still don’t know anything about this game okay that’s what’s good about this

Server you don’t really have to know [ __ ] it’s tough man it’s tough because you never commit yeah I think that’s the problem I never go hard on mine I play a lot of hours of Minecraft but I don’t go hard no you don’t and it’s okay if you don’t

Yeah you know I can’t commit like the way Mouse does to the Minecraft you know OverWatch Mouse is ride or doc well it’s easy over which is easy you point and click foreign lobbies you never learn is that true that is kind of true really why would I

Miss out on by only doing modded yeah but any well no one plays video Minecraft anymore yeah I don’t know anyone who plays vanilla Minecraft except doing like speedruns or doing like survival like you know whatever the [ __ ] that is that oh yeah we’re getting Mario Kart in Minecraft coming soon

I mean that sounds [ __ ] awesome I’m down that sounds awesome who doesn’t want to do Mario Kart what the [ __ ] Yeah we were talking about comes out on the 18th oh yeah I want to play that as well I’m hike all right well you can talk about what the game is right yeah tell him let him know what are you playing the what’s new again is that why you wanted me to say it yeah um the uh Anthology dark Anthology whatever it is

Yeah the new one that comes out the new one that comes out dog pictures yeah yeah um we’ll play that and then we also I also want to play I don’t know if I want to play a new Pokemon I don’t know oh Pokemon is it good people have been

Playing it yet is it good the last one bro sword and shield I played it all of it bro it’s uh Golden Shield sucked is that the one you play on the stream no that was aussiest oh my love I did not enjoy it was not fun oh

That was ultra modded server server we’re going to be open for the month of November and it’s gonna be Pixelmon that sounds good it’s Pokemon Minecraft that sounds awesome I love your little little Avatar when you say yeah so it’s so it captures your energy so well yeah yeah

All right I think I have to get going now though hello yep Pat in my head oh okay um the um the pets this is the best model I’m inclined to agree a little bit Chad all right guys uh sorry is a short stream today I started a little later

Than I wanted to I had a bunch of work to do it was annoying to catch up on uh Mash thank you for joining as well it was nice to stream again as well I guess it is time to go say Bye to play we’ll play more we’ll play more soon soon TM

He’s not coming back for like two weeks soon TM in all games today all right all right I will see you all right bye now say bye bye I did two filmed that frown upside down thanks thanks for playing with me yeah thank you all right it was a ton of fun

Thank you for showing me the Minecraft worlds and how cracked you are at it I appreciate it all right I’ll talk to you soon talk to you later bye all right chat there we go Chad thank you so much for joining I hope you had fun uh I have a bunch of

Stuff to do today and I gotta get ready to leave uh for my trip today with Chris so yeah all right see you guys let’s ride Ross let’s ride Ross because Ross has been kind enough to help me out a lot and teach me the ways so I think

It’s only fair we give Ross a fat raid so boys be nice be nice to Ross all right I’m watching I’m gonna watch right I’ll see you guys bye bye