Playing your Dumb Minecraft Challenges [🔴LIVE]

Foreign starting up now just give me a minute to set up a few things all right cool just making sure you know I’ll be just a second I have to set up a few things up [Applause] thank you Thank you Foreign [Applause] [Applause] foreign how’s it going a very special stream today I’ve been very excited to do something like this for a little while uh in the makes for quite a bit so I like making those Minecraft challenge shorts they’re really really fun so I decided hey let’s do a streamer I have

An opportunity to do them live I really really like them and we have a really really cool system that we could do it’s very nice to see you chat again all right so here’s how it’s gonna go ready so we have like this a little system right here okay so in

Order to give me your challenges right I’m just gonna do ones you’re gonna type in uh exclamation point bet followed by the challenge you have for example Minecraft but I eat a bologna wrap you know that’s pretty cool pretty basic stuff right there but yeah um it’s gonna show up right

Over here uh when we select it you know I can’t wait to see how this goes but yeah just type in your replies with that and then uh we’ll actually get to the uh cool challenges do your worst Minecraft but sandwich all right speedrun death oh I like that one that’s pretty cool

So as you go I’ll be getting more in my system Minecraft but event yeah right yeah right something like that I don’t know okay um let’s try speed running death first let’s try doing that first all right that sounds pretty cool so let’s make a brand new world where we do this

All right I’ll skip this okay make a brand new world for this man this is pretty cool not gonna lie I really like the system it took me a little while to set up but hey I got some help from a friend that’s perfect alright we will speedrun

Death how well can we do a flop of stuff what’s up water bucket clutch onto lava nice I should probably specify the hashtag bet whatever if someone asks how to do a challenge uh can you please just tell them in the chat that’d be great and

Saved me quite a bit of time not gonna lie plus 47 I don’t know maybe it’s because I’ve been working on something can’t wait to make a stream heck yeah baby heck yeah by the way I do not have my soundboard on me right now uh someone’s

Using the thing Charizard just deleted a message for some reason not gonna lie pretty weird still same same same okay my fov is all the way to 30 for some reason so let’s speed on death come on okay I’m doing pretty good not gonna lie uh it’s gonna be

Should have jumped on a tree Almost there almost there almost there drown I could have just done that but like I felt like this is more efficient that was more efficient Minecraft but I can’t say any letter or number and can’t touch yellow fine that sounds like quite okay for some reason it’s like cropping whatever

I’ll move this a little bit Boop done huh nice okay let’s make a new world for this one speedrunning dying from lava I guess that’s pretty cool all right so uh no what do you mean no letter can you be a little more specific with that I’m a little confused by that

I’m a little confused a little confused Not gonna lie I don’t know exactly what you’re talking about could be a little more clear but yeah so sorry if I don’t get your your idea fast because uh I don’t know there’s gonna be quite a lot my system’s already filling up quite a bit but hey whatever it’s pretty cool

All right no letters or numbers I guess I can’t touch yellow so I just can’t talk I’m gonna have to mumble right when we start the world Minecraft but I can’t say any letter or number and can’t touch yellow so I can’t touch yellow I’m literally just gonna

Hum the entire time numbers will be hard yeah letters any letter or number doesn’t make any sense but okay that uh fine fine I can do it I think I don’t know all right ready three two one hmm Mm-hmm Mm-hmm hmm um what the heck what the heck um Mm-hmm um um Okay I literally just mumbled them nice size and Ward for real what the heck was that why did I even go through with that don’t say I didn’t do it for you don’t say I didn’t do it for you I literally just did that for some reason

No I was not kidnapped I was literally taken captive by that what the heck I don’t even know what I’m doing sometimes I really don’t I don’t know what to expect anymore and you move this thing real quick oh that’s perfect perfect I like that okay let’s look for a few more

Um water bucket clutch onto lava all right let’s try that sure why not sounds good to me sounds good to me uh yeah create one nice I found a random biome and It’s The End by him I didn’t even know it was like my uh the best thing we could do is probably

I don’t know if you’re gonna water bucket clutch into lava the best way to do that fast is I guess go into a village that’d be a good way we’re betting no no no no no no hashtag bed not hashback sorry exclamation point bet um is how you do the Minecraft

Challenges so you do exclamation point bet and then your Minecraft challenge and then it will be uh selected up there yeah yeah very balanced very very very balanced Okay this spawn is birch Forest wow out of anywhere it could have been it was a birch for us You’re Gonna Go AFK for a bit okay thank you you can’t water bucket clutch onto lava um no cancer oh boy yeah you’re right whatever I already took the challenge I’m gonna try

I will try I will actually try I don’t know look I’m mining Birch for some reason Irish does crap like what the heck for real I don’t know if they stream hits 20 likes to stream will have 20 likes to like the Stream it’s guaranteed I don’t know like what the heck

Well I’ll skip this look at the most exciting part of Minecraft is you haven’t played Minecraft in a month wow that’s such a long time holy crap that is such a long time like I would have never expected that what the heck such a long time wow also literally sued saw dude welcome

Back welcome welcome welcome back I don’t even think it’s been that long but still you like the stream thank you thank you for doing that I don’t even know what I’m doing half the time anymore it’s sad but whatever made a paper floppa for your friend’s birthday oh that’s nice

Yeah this is Pandora Palace by the way yep it’s cool you have played Minecraft in six years nice that is great very inspirational of you it will turn into Cobblestone yeah exactly so I could try uh DJ flop I believe I got your request or was it floppa gaming I don’t know

Which one Whatever random channels I can’t really quote them because they’re very similar how would I know I wouldn’t fun fact nice by the way they release shaders for Minecraft Bedrock which by the way uh my wonderful admin showed me and holy crap they look cool like actually man it has a future

If Minecraft Java ends up I don’t know becoming worse than Minecraft Bedrock then I don’t know I don’t know what will happen you know the smile that’s nice that’s very nice all right so we have stone tools I mean that was pretty fast pretty pretty pretty fast

What’s Up DJ football you said hey twice and that implies something when you say hey twice in a sentence that means something are you going insane no you’re not going insane you just say hey twice hey hey We’re gonna steer away from the mods for the Minecraft butt things except I have one mod on right now if you saw by the thumbnail you’d know which one it is and I have to get some food dang it would be crazier as if we did this on Hardcore but let’s

Not do that lava pool turn around what the heck yeah I wouldn’t know I really wouldn’t know spam F3 plus h reveal entities I don’t what the heck oh yeah right right I forgot that’s what speedrunners do you know right that’s entirely what they do

Swear you were Ida K IDK bro IDK ain’t no way right in a way IDK bro IDK ain’t no way bro in a way yup that’s how we do it here that’s exactly how we do it here wapa mod yes from Minecraft but it’s scripted part two

I could barely see anything and I think this is on 100 brightness your stroking your what you’re stroking your what are you stroking your cat your beautiful amazing wonderful cat on your lap yeah that’s exactly what you’re stroking right now I hope you enjoyed that cat that’s a wonderful cat you have yup

Absolutely nothing more nothing less nothing more nothing less I’m very proud of you very very very proud of you okay apparently that was cool yep I wasn’t able to tell whatever I need food use Asus shaders for Java Minecraft they have Asus shaders what the heck I have an Asus computer that’s funny

I should make a public term Community we have something in the works uh server-wise but um it’s too much to really reveal right now so we’ll focus on that later I can’t believe I took the challenge watching into lava with a water bucket I’m so stupid this attraction is so great

So many guys you can what what no no no no no no no no you can uh a rate yep rate uh out of ten that’s right rate them out of ten oh that was not good okay uh there is a skeleton right there so I’m not even

Gonna go even close to it you stupid skeleton you bunch of Bones I don’t want to [ __ ] you right now you suck We just need iron I mean a good way to get iron would probably be a village I’m not a speedrunner though I did speedrun a game that you’ll see in a short that I’m working on right now and it’s you use unic unit lunar client nice that’s cool congratulations very happy for you

Did I finish the bathroom’s game I’m assuming nope because they keep updating it over and over and over again it never ends will be from undertale Kana kind of weird that’s what he is kind of because yep I I can read your mind that’s exactly what you were gonna say

He’s weird he’s so weird yup exactly exactly what I was thinking too you have no idea you’ve missed a lot well I think I’m streaming at six six times yeah think I’m not actually too sure theoretically there’s over nine quintillion levels yes he’s trying to add more oh

Wait wait the real Regis Regis Oh look The Stream hit 20 likes the stream has hit 20 likes so the stream is hit 20 likes you like the Stream nice that is amazing good job I’m proud of you how can a stream have 16 views and 21 likes actually that’s a little

Suspicious I’m just gonna ask questions like oh 22 likes right nice thank you thank you for this so you’re currently watching what happens that I cut out of the Minecraft challenge videos right here yup this this is the type of stuff that I just go oh my gosh I gotta speed edit

This thing I’m gonna mine every single block in 14 seconds it’s perfect mug heck yeah heck yeah you’re here who here wants an actual turret mug that’s the OG turret mug the real one the original the one and only wait what time is it for you right now I actually don’t know rip

Just rip randomly okay I don’t want to go into that cave again uh he has coffee oh soos not Asus okay I was like what Asus shaders that doesn’t make any sense to me You might be wrong I don’t know bear 5 was actually a terp account but you changed it was it Mexican to rip I remember that one I remember that one whoa what the heck oh my gosh look at this parkour wow I’m going to die from Fall damage I

Need to get some food where’s Carl Carl the purple cupcake I don’t know where Carl the purple cupcake has left it still has the ad okay yeah that makes sense what do you have to uh change the thing but I’m going to die I need to get some food

Pumpkins yes sir I need some sugar cane though wow I am on my last drink look at my last drink okay well that’s enough of that so clearly I couldn’t complete that soon enough all right so I’m gonna look at my uh uh excuse me hold on uh uh okay okay okay

Uh just found out that all the chats have cleared all the chats have cleared what the heck no I hate this I hate this I set up this system it took hours it took hours to set this thing up breed 15 wolves and find five potatoes bet let’s do this thing

Let’s do that a death Speed Run we already did a death speed run before but we’ll try again I don’t really have a timer I’ll get one later Papa yep that’s right just pot paw you have your first gaming video congratulations let’s go who’s ready nice no way all right here we go Moment of Truth is coming Moment of Truth is here I love this system this is so cool not gonna lie took a little while set up though

I might add some curvies to it but still I don’t know shark puppet and floppa on Discord yes by the way join the Discord if you haven’t already you probably have all of you but still all right so we need to breed 15 wolves and find five potatoes the

Easiest way to find five potatoes would be to find a village so if we were to find a village oh we gotta find it soon but we have a stable food source right here cows give me your leather give me your Meech Where is it there we go huh making a piece of paper a bed and some stuff and throw it yeah yeah I don’t know it might turn the stream into a video or something I don’t know I’m gonna do multiple ones of these things because I have a system set up

Now and it slaps I’ve had my soundboard that’d be great but I don’t right now I’m sorry I’m very disappointing but okay crafting table time I’m so slow at crafting so slow I use the scroll wheel huh how pathetic how pathetic yup there we go I’m faster at crafting on Minecraft Wii

U Edition already there’s an emerald already two emeralds how the heck how the heck if someone said new emeralds I swear I’ll turn monks leave me yes go make something then sleep alright see it mug bye how the heck the rarest origin in the game I find two of them immediately immediately wow

Oh wait no no nothing right it’s rare but still what the heck Marie that is ridiculous that’s actually ridiculous wow I’m genuinely surprised very rare we weren’t looking for it though not even close not even close but I guess we haven’t right uh we can’t really mind it we don’t even have iron

Whopper is when I don’t know but I sure know that Sin City wasn’t made for you not at all not even close did I just make two Stone pickaxes for no reason whatsoever pathetic I’m a menace in the words of me whoa why am I organizing my crap like this

Look at my crap got all the res you can have all the words you want or two pancakes from Denny’s which one would you take my standards are pretty low when it comes to that you’re very dumb sometimes wow you’re human what the heck everyone can be stupid sometimes could

Be the richest man in the world and be so incredibly stupid sometimes they’re taking pancakes you lost the Discord wow incredible I’m impressed with you how do you lose a Discord that doesn’t even make any sense to me pancakes are good yes you’re right about that more food yep that’s more food

More Cows to give me their meat cow you are mine there we go huh I’m practicing my crits there we go I guess I don’t know I’m not a master at this game oh we have actual good food wow come here boy come here there we go

You’re in too many servers that’s funny that’s actually really funny what the heck I don’t know I cleared out the servers another Birch Force wow why are there so many Birch forests this stream what okay what’s up with story of undertale like legitimately drives me nuts the animation is uh sus

That’s an understatement definition of down mad The FNAF 6 music yes sir you have a single server with 4 000 notifications everyone has at turned on everyone is AD turned on who at spams what the heck okay there’s a wolf we have a wolf so we found the right biome now we need to tame 15 of them

We’re gonna do that we’re gonna need to find a skeleton we’re gonna have to find a bunch of skeletons if we’re gonna do that I don’t know though never be alone yeah that’s a classic at this point for real I have a shovel why am I not using it for real

That doesn’t even make any sense There we go these cows one shot one shot cows why are there so many cows everywhere in this world I feel so special oh my gosh wow nobody wow hi Heisenberg it is Heisenberg awareness month this month Heisenberg fam is a bot account that has been sweeping YouTube It’s scanning

Videos and commenting on them and getting lots of subscribers Heisenberg the OG is the actual account that the bot is based off of so we need to make sure that this account gets the recognition it needs why did I do that actually no like for

Real why the heck did I do that what the heck it’s sad bro you know cursive I actually mainly write in cursive and that’s weird apparently I don’t know most schools don’t even teach it anymore which is fine I guess why did I have this sudden

Urge to just kill the wolf immediately I don’t know just built like that all right in order to find potatoes we need to either need to get it from a zombie or we need to get it from a village that’s the one of two options or I don’t

Know oh right a woodland Mansion We’re not gonna find one of those we are not going to find one of those this stream no that is so dang rare oh free food I need to make a furnace yep that that’s the first thing on my mind it’s a

Furnace that’s right I have 27 Stakes that’s actually impressive what the heck wow I will take every single bit of that one two three back in your old school they tell you cursive and you stopped writing Yeah I know how to read cursive and right cursive the cursive part was mainly for practicing my signature but that’s it what’s up with the counting Counting up now sorry for the stream lagging my Wi-Fi is a little scuffed right now I should probably make a cooking

Earnest that would be a good idea let’s make a cooking furnace right now you know those moments that you don’t have enough Cobblestone to even make them oh that sucks you’re going to your new school tomorrow good luck wow yeah that’s gonna be a lot yeah school’s about to start for me I’m

Not gonna have much time to really do anything I’ll be editing at night I guess I won’t be getting any sleep nice isn’t that awesome Minecraft but every 60 seconds you have to do one move to try to die that doesn’t even make any sense

Wait my twin where’s my twin oh there he is wow I didn’t really notice see my chat’s like on the very very very side so I could barely really read it with this system on right now another hymn yes at the beginning of deltarune there’s a song called another hymn

And you fake customize someone imagine that customization actually matters in a future chapter that’d be so funny the whole premise was basically haha I wasted your time find three pink sheep in five minutes how the heck am I gonna do that okay I heard a zombie and zombies equal potatoes

Sometimes not a lot of the time but uh right now we can take whatever we can get at this point Jesus I just said at this point good afternoon good afternoon you know for some reason this reminds me of that one moment where I was playing Minecraft 1.14 and suddenly I just

Decided to eat a bagel just randomly it was a good bagel by the way for some reason it was an onion bagel now onions uh not really good but for some reason the onion Bagel didn’t really taste like onions so I was happy and satisfied with it good story

Okay that’s enough steak for now all right perfect do I have torches nope time to make four torches okay it’s getting late uh that’s the time to go inside same but only one okay is there water there is water wow I like water so we have a bunch of wolves up here we

Just need bones Bad to the Bone oh heck yeah mine shaft there might be potatoes here actually wow okay there’s some iron there’s some iron this would be useful unfortunately I can’t Bridge I’ll learn eventually maybe I’ll do a stream where I just learned Bed Wars techniques

Very new to bed Wars relatively a very very very late to the party but I think they’re going to be adding Bed Wars to uh Bedrock or something sometime soon that’d be pretty cool but genuinely uh it’s confusing very very confusing there could be some good loot down here

First thing on the priority list though we have to get a shield have to it’s necessary just ate some Nutella and bread with some salt and vinegar chips and it was great what the heck is that food combination Fearless yeah why does everyone ask me if the

Flop stops it didn’t it never did and it never will because yummy first weekend oh wow well congrats on the weekend yeah the weekends are nice I guess it starts relatively uh I don’t know tame I guess I don’t know imagine I craft a shield entirely wrong oh look I didn’t wow

I actually didn’t I did something right for once heck yeah baby all right you got this perfect perfect why am I so slow at this crap okay we don’t really have many mops you’re homeschooled very cool very very cool nothing against homeschoolers for reasons okay

Best I think that we should go down here anything good nope I need to make some more torches perfect perfect that’s good that’s good okay more iron Iron’s good need the iron The Shield was on my priority list though you know we could live without oh crap spider spawner

Holy crap nope not today what if nobody didn’t ask what if everybody asked okay no potatoes but that is a zombie cheeseburger family yes I heard a spider that’s lapis lazuli linguine from Ratatouille Banjo and Kazooie I feel so fulfilled why am I saying random crap for no reason whatsoever another chest please

Be potato I’ve never wanted potatoes from a chest this bad isn’t that ironic we got a name tag at least we’ll name our wolf we will actually name a wolf okay I have to be on the lookout have to be on the lookout there could be anything coming to badabadot me at any

Moment whatsoever it could be random and it could be just fine like if you’re gonna kill me at least take me to Chili’s first at least right you’re not wild you’re just there to kill me you’re a murderer that’s just fine okay how much iron do we have right now

14. that’s not enough lava okay makes sense why does the challenge thing clear that’s my question stupid I don’t want it’s clear I want it to stay there there are some spiders don’t make much noise actually doesn’t matter they sense fear and I’m not that scared of them right

Now unless they start running up to me they’re not yeah I am scared I’m not right now though I’m just fine okay and I’m going into a loop death Loop you see a bat yes the bat is nice okay I don’t like that thing all right I went through this place wait

Do you get the chest and the minecart no no no separately I wanted it separately but yeah and seventh with small hands I don’t know okay we got this thing perfect all right all right right whoa okay I got a little lost right now I just need a skeleton any moment now I

Was here wow one skeleton would be nice okay we got a little cave system right here that’s pretty good I mean we can use this to our advantage I’m really just getting lost right now but BFDI teapot um very high effort show on YouTube pretty revolutionary some of the things like

Fandom can be weird very weird holy crap just like with Eddie fandom it can be straight up messed up and weird but yeah lots of effort put into it but exactly now one word describes it all perfect okay right there’s nothing really over here I think we should just go to the surface

There will be humans up there there will actually be humans up there I don’t know no one gets the reference got a bone got two bones all right that’s good that’s good yeah exactly that’s the thing about fandoms you got to be careful with them really careful with them all right

Forget about 15 wolves I’m just gonna try to team one this is taking way too long for real radar 15 wolves for real do you think someone can make a short out of that yes yes someone actually can if they fake it and script it but unlike

The other people I’d say it’s scripted when it’s scripted can you have some of my tea uh not for retail sale right now I do not want the FDA to be after me anymore I don’t need the FDA again I’ve seen enough of them there’s more

Wait is this on hard mode because this is a horde you know about hordes or not no no no no rule 34 around here buddy none adhesive crap but if I just named the zombie because I feel like it I don’t know I’m just gonna try and tame one wolf

Hopefully I can actually get up okay Yep this is exactly where I was this is what I was hoping for how’s the tea um it’s unsweet it’s black and it tastes good it’s not green tea okay might be more skeletons up here but it is getting a little early

Getting a little late for that so we gotta actually do something correct this time creeper all man no thank you nope whenever you see a creeper just run up to you just say goodbye and let him fly let him skedaddle out of the situation and you will be a happy boy sip

Unsweet tea from a restaurant earlier today wow nice was it Sushi again oh paper nice okay are there any skeletons like for real there aren’t dang it crap Actually I think I need to get a speedrun timer or something that would be pretty useful Okay where’s the wall where’s the stupid wolf day 48 of waiting for Wolf who girl be it yes of course I do I don’t know if they do because of undertale is that a funks yes it’s a folks fonx from a breakfast place you don’t know breakfast food restaurant other than McDonald’s you

Just don’t like it’s weird do you like the McGriddle I used to be okay with that all right ready Moment of Truth screw you that was not a good idea that was not a good idea that was not a good idea I’m a murderer wow they’re mad at me holy crap

Pixels on a screen you have your own tea now the term 20 what is it green tea or something I don’t know all right let’s see what we have over here next we have download the cave dweller from java mod and explore the cave I should have done that before the Stream

That would have been good uh okay that one looks good Minecraft but you summoned a million Ender Dragons this just becomes a breaking your mind breaking Minecraft with your dumb ideas featuring norfy that would have been really funny by the way shout out to narfi for helping me

Set up this little cat system I have right here by the way it’s thanks to him that this thing is up find a Panda I don’t know all right we’ll try the million dragons uh a million now I’d break it let’s not do that let’s try this one

Make a piece of paper a bed and a stone block and throw them into the void how am I gonna throw them into a void how actually but every single you have to try to make a move to try to die all right how would that be the end in

The end oh in the end how would I get okay I know how to do this all right all right let’s let’s try this one let’s try it let’s actually try this one all right so first in this uh completely legit Minecraft world this is completely legit one yep that’s

Right yup it’s good um the end exists that’s correct it does It’s on zero percent build world there we go yes the end exists that’s true the end yep Something about the sausage is good yeah that’s fine sorry I’m a little slow in the chat today it’s very small for me some Daves is just like that you know what I’m saying it’s random but that’s okay that’s fine this will take long don’t worry because it’s a legit Minecraft speedrun

You know what I’m saying we got multiple things going on right now oh my gosh why are there so many Birch forests I’m fed up with it all right I need paper a bed and a stone block stone block isn’t hard to get all I have to do is just take the stone

Smelt it in a furnace you bought a lightsaber a week ago that’s cool that’s really cool I need another piece of wood a real one hello I am terp with tea that is absolutely correct Mason also haven’t seen you in a little while or maybe I did last stream and just completely

Forgot about it I don’t know I’m off today I’m a little scuffed if you didn’t notice still something about it’s a little different a toy of course it’s a toy passion fruit and honey I’ve never tried it before maybe I have tried dragon fruit why does why does the bed have to be

Dyed purple or brown why that doesn’t make any sense whatsoever or Gore Dimension poor Gore I don’t know if we find any Savannah biomes we will see a floppa in Minecraft actually for real legitimately actually real legitimately no idea how PB and J bed those exist for real

Doesn’t make any sense no I’m not gonna handicap myself wait wait wait our project said that oh right oh okay all right hope your toenails good yikes yikes yikes yikes yikes yikes man okay okay this one Why didn’t I make a pickaxe I don’t know I’ll take this it’s gang when it’s oofed okay this song kind of slaps for some reason I can’t even explain why it just does have you ever liked a song ironically like just been like oh I hate this song

But at the same time it’s stuck in my head and I really like it now I know some people like that they’re just built like that happens all the time they sing songs they don’t like and I’m like yeah that’s weird but uh okay I guess uh cool that means

You secretly enjoy the song and they’re like oh holy crap by the way how do you hold your tools in Minecraft survival if you do if you do I don’t know I don’t know who you are it could be completely random it also could be just fine scuffed I don’t know Man all right all right that is how I’m holding my tools for now no matter how it’s like making it out of the syrup live stream with this one heck yeah it’s not really bad Dang Blub red life liquid that’s what you should really call it imagine if there was an actual Woodland Mansion over here I’d freak out none of these biomes can have villages in it that’s why I’m kind of mad last school year your whole class classroom was obsessed with this song Faded by Alan Walker

And it’s your fault what the heck that’s so funny that is actually really funny what the heck they did it is one of those like ironic songs whoa wait turd mug you were here the entire time I didn’t even notice good night see you later I didn’t even know you left well I

Didn’t even know you were here that’s what I meant to say I know you probably weren’t chatting the whole time but I was like eh I don’t know maybe I do maybe I don’t know it could just be random probably do something more organized like this later

Oh you just went for a little time all right well you better get some sleep it’s like what 2 am for you right now I don’t know why you stay up so late whatever it’s your life not mine it’s your sleep schedule not mine

Do I have a sleep schedule do I have a sleep schedule do I have a sleep schedule do I actually have a sleep schedule how have I been streaming for almost an hour it didn’t feel like that why does the time go by so fast for me

Why did the time go so fast for me hold on I need to do some mining off camera you know you know those those things you know you know I have to do some mining off camera that’s right you know what I’m saying it’s just random it’s 707 p.m for you wow

That’s actually nuts hey guys I’m just mining off camera don’t mind me nothing sus is going on nothing sucks at all not at all I’m just mining off camera casually you know you know you know we do stuff like that here right yep yeah that’s right yup yup it’s legit totally legit

I’m doing legit stuff legit stuff yep it’s cool Yep I’m I’m totally not setting something up for for yep not not at all you would trust me you trust me I don’t cheat in speed runs not at all you know what I’m saying not even close very trustworthy boy very trustworthy very very trustworthy you know what I’m saying

It doesn’t make any sense sometimes like sometimes I’ll just randomly be the most random stuff of all time yep makes sense right uh I don’t even know anymore I don’t what the heck is that emoji actually I legit don’t know what that emoji Is For Real and

Yeah guys I’m doing some mining off camera don’t mind me don’t mind me at all yep it’s pretty cool it’s pretty cool not gonna lie oh my gosh bro this is like the best spawn of all time holy crap I’m finding so much cool stuff finding so much cool stuff it’s insane

Wow the t is real it’s actually real okay yep I’m just in this random place you know I’ve done nothing wrong nothing wrong whatsoever the speed run yep it’s legitimate it’s legitimate I would never lie to you I would never lie to you I would never lie to you not at all

You do some mining off camera you know what I’m saying I’m just fine we need some stunt what the heck oh my gosh look oh whoa that and I didn’t know those spawned into the cave what the heck oh my gosh bro that is that is so scuffy you know

What I will even take the chest I’m so happy this is a rare spawn I was just doing some mining off camera just randomly it was great wow we have to make an end port but it only gave us one Eye of Ender why would it do that I don’t know Minecraft Minecraft

Shenanigans it’s random I guess I don’t know it could be good it could be bad it could be fun oh my gosh is that sugar cane how do we find wait I already have a sugar cane oh my gosh and there’s water right next to it holy crap

How the heck did that happen what the heck I am genuinely impressed genuinely impressed wow I’m so good at this game holy crap no there are no Cuts guys it’s real flops it’s very real floppers I’m I’m doing it correctly now we have to build the the portal

Thing that’s right a brown bed I might have to do some more offline camera yup camera offline then I do some mining off camera at the same time so guys it’s so real it’s so incredibly real what the heck I’m so lucky I’m so dang lucky holy crap

You have no idea how real and genuine and good this speedrun is I’m getting the world record holy crap I have to do some more offline mining guys I’m sorry I have to thank you oh my gosh guys look um that message is completely wrong on

The side look I have an Eye of Ender we have 24 holy crap this is insane I love this what I made it to the end already I actually made it to the end holy crap I don’t even have good tools and I made it in the normal dogs here I

Did some offline camera mining that’s right I am just so good what do I think of Pocket Edition um it’s not terrible actually for what it is I think it’s fine you know nothing wrong with enjoying some good I need a brown bed oh my gosh I might

Need to do some more off-camera mining yeah yeah that would legitimately make it so much easier for me I gotta get what let me see oh my gosh I made it to the end stop being fast I just changed gaming chairs I just have a really good gaming chair you have no idea I already made it to the end I need to make some paper wait a second

Oh no oh no no no no no no um um uh um note to self edit this out of the video when I’m done yep oh oh oh yeah whoa look at this oh my gosh wait wait wait wait wait do I wait hold on hold on hold on

They’ll never find out about this never uh-uh totally not this off camera mining it was a genius plan who would have ever thought that I would actually cheat while off camera I need another sugar cane for some reason they they didn’t expect anything not even close not once at all nothing

They don’t expect anything look at all those Enderman pathetic online to even get a stone they won’t even notice not at all not at all not at all no no not even not even close oh my gosh guys look at this holy crap I need to I

Need I need to make some paper I need to make some paper that would be very good what no way oh wait hold on I have two Stone let’s go oh my gosh guys look at that wow I am better than dream I’m so good I’m so good at not

Um yeah I’m so good at Minecraft wow hold on and I have a brown bed man uh I have to throw this stuff off the void with a bed clutch or something time to clutch I I don’t know what I’m doing anymore um okay we will celebrate completely celebrate wow

Oh my gosh look at that dragon’s breath what the heck oh my gosh wait wait I’m throwing them off the cliff oh what the heck and and I’ll sleep on the bed after this acid just completely evaporates all over it this is so real wow they’ll never suspect anything I’ll edit

It to make it look like I actually did it correctly this is going to be so fun oh oh I exploded I might I might need to cut that out uh uh subscribe that would be a very good idea for your sanity and my sanity yes that’d be exactly correct for every

Subscriber I get I will breathe 14 times that’s right 14 times all right let’s get to the next challenge whatever okay might have been every yeah I’ll try this one sure Boop Minecraft but I take a pig to another why do some of them get blown up for no

No reason whatsoever at all like actually I don’t know why it’s so Random oh hey Fox Army what’s up how’s it going it’s been a little while why does it get blown up sometimes I don’t even know why I guess I need to uh change the position even more

I’ll fix that later I’ll fix that later whatever we’ll do better okay um 60 seconds yep uh oh yeah I need to create the world for it that’s silly that’s silly okay and then I’ll legit this is so real guys so incredibly real 2018 and 17 Roblox bro that’s that’s

Nuts holy crap you have no idea you have great news what is your great news okay we have 34. 40 50 yes random crap so cool all right who else agrees that tortillas and macaroni and cheese don’t mix all right now chicken and tortillas definitely do mix for no reason whatsoever but anyways

And we have 60 seconds if I had a timer that’d be fine but what I’m going to do is I’m gonna look at the time next to me on the Stream I’m literally just gonna look for a village straight away forget about the wood forget about the wood

We’re in the biggest uh oh there’s a pig there’s a pig that makes sense no pig to another though delicious all right all right here we go here we go uh makes sense come on come on this way I can do better I could do so much better than this

What the heck what do we have over here oh is this that’s not a new biome maybe it is wait is this this isn’t 1.20 that’s what I was about to say okay if we could find a village that’d be very cool oh wait it’s still the same stupid biome oh hey

Obvr whatever you call obvr I don’t know like obvious but VR huh so clever that’s such clever naming bro anyway bro oh food heck yeah heck yeah what is up with that emoji that trophy one it kind of scares me for no reason whatsoever I fear no man but that thing

That thing scares me you have no idea like I don’t even know why it is incredibly weird I’ll improve on that fear eventually like actually it doesn’t make any sense we have a random stone blocks that’s stupid we need to find a village like actually yes

It’s a little slow for what I’m doing right now but yeah I don’t know okay I will drown I’ll get half my hearts hey Fox Army again I will say hi again it’s rapid fava just an old alt because it’s on a different device all right

Cool oh nice to see you again rapid Papa uh I’m doing random Minecraft challenges but uh yeah on stream live for people to see I see you recommended one in the chat which I will click on in a minute Still uh sometimes it gets outdated a little bit and it’s like oh I can’t get to all of them some of them are more possible than others but don’t get mad if I don’t get to yours okay just don’t I can’t get to all of them it’s fine I’ll try the cave dollar mod later I might do it with some friends try to find one Diamond try to find a diamond okay I should have gone into a cave finding a diamond wouldn’t be that hard also why am I getting so many spawns where there’s no desert or anything no

Desert no planes just Mesa Birch look it’s gonna be Birch oh no it’s not okay okay we got a little lucky we got a little lucky awesome e I actually don’t know what the heck I’m doing boy is that a desert oh my gosh will there be a temple there I don’t know

You feel bad for spider trip yeah actually why holy crap when I see the T what the heck you got that t that means you got instant four percent RIS increase wow why only four percent I don’t know it depends by sippage average sippage versus management

Speed One Minecraft and VR I will legit try that next stream uh it takes a little while to set up oh oh right right right right yeah I forgot about that oh you know it’d be a good idea a good idea would be to uh almost drown almost drown completely yup that’d be

Just fine casually do this no no my nightmares this is my nightmares this is what I dread of every single day it’s some crap like this okay ah dang it nope I’m actually gonna die if I do like that it’s that Jeff I can’t read that flop of stuff I can’t

I’m not a genius I’m also not whatever language that is I don’t know if it’s Japanese or Chinese or Mandarin you know it doesn’t make any sense to me whatsoever it’s weird I don’t know all right what’s over here oh nothing good I don’t know okay and by the way

I don’t know I have to do VR thing again that’s pure pad for box Army yeah sad Oh that’s really sad am I good box Army good box Army you okay for real hi again normal dog high on repeat hi hi can we get much higher is it possible I don’t even think it’s possible legit I don’t know whatever I’m gonna be uploading a slightly longer video later

I thought I saw a pirate ship for a second a ruin spider ship pirate ship random ship ship ship crunch ship I’m eating berries I’ve come to a new low hot dogs I rarely consume them How do you drink water 20 minutes straight wouldn’t you just die you drown you just completely drowned unless you’re like a balloon and you just retain all the water stretch randomly like a balloon you might look like the blueberry from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory you know what I’m talking about like

That’s kind of silly oh right right oh I have to wait for them to grow in order to do the thing oh Rune portal wow that’s convenient okay it didn’t give us the right materials but at least we have some armor and uh Hears A Vanishing hoe

And that’s a block of gold right there that’s random okay okay can we find something that I’ll use I’m not sure maybe I will you once swallowed salt water when you were five whoa salt water oh there’s a chip there’s the room we might find a diamond you might

Actually find a diamond oh oh and you know what you know what’s a good idea you know it’s a good idea uh I don’t even think I have the right block for it okay nope forget about that it was an experience I bet it was an experience observe the Flubber in its natural

Habitat looking at a boat okay oh okay so since I have to try to die yep there we go okay I was close dang swallowed salt water five times makes sense nothing good bamboo oh crap crap crap crap I drowned I actually died alright next challenge beat Minecraft in reverse beat Minecraft in Reverse who wants to see me actually try this I’m actually gonna try this are you ready this is gonna be a terrible attempt you know why might be a little uh hard and you’ll see

Why in just a second all right so of course for uh legitimately legitimate releases uh thank you for subscribing it’s bro nice to see that I really appreciate it by the way okay so here’s what we got over here um I’m gonna name this end right creative allow sheets yep okay the

Only thing we’re gonna be doing is we’re going to be starting we’re just gonna build a portal go straight into the end and yeah perfect get a milk bucket as fast as possible it’s not a Milky extreme it’s not a milking stream but I’m doing that next I might actually try speedrunning

Minecraft in VR wow that’d be pretty hard not gonna lie okay here we go three two one sometimes you just have to smell the roses you just have to go hey that’s pretty cool I like that that looks pretty neat but other times you

Can just go like uh no I don’t like that and we got a planes Bond that’s sad because that doesn’t matter Uh yeah right all right ready I’ll show you why it would be hard speed run this not speedrun but be Minecraft backwards so that means that you would have to get a tree last because that’s the first thing you do in Minecraft watch this all right ready here we go

All right here we go we’re going to the nether be Minecraft as slow as possible hashtag stuff and things am I right Lads or am I right Lads flops for real when am I actually going to be Minecraft and stuff and things for no reason whatsoever that would be great

But uh I’m I’m not for some reason it doesn’t make any sense okay are you ready start over here To build that wrong Why did I spell that wrong okay let’s beat Minecraft backwards alright so the first thing we’re gonna have to do in order to get back to the Overworld is beat the Ender Dragon we should have thought ahead when we did this challenge right yeah I don’t think

That’s gonna be do a Terraria stream uh I’m probably doing backrooms next okay uh steal these torches these torches are very valuable in our run so the first thing we’re gonna have to do is kill an Enderman all right so let’s do that uh this is a bad idea

This is a bad idea uh if I space myself where are you going where are you going I’m trying to slaughter you trying to slaughter you don’t run away when I’m trying to kill you don’t run away when I’m trying to kill you okay well that was pretty fast next try

Try to get a milk bucket as fast as possible the boss is thinking the Overworld aka the Overworld Guardian what the heck is there like an actual mod or something that it does that that’d be really funny it would actually be really funny what the heck anyway uh milk

Or lick in this case it’s lick and then next we have B Minecraft as slow as possible how would we do this how would we do that Aussie is biting your arm again your arm just randomly bites for no reason whatsoever it just does okay here

We go we got this random thing we have right here I like this it’s pretty cool are you going to go up or down you’re going up I’m interested hey do a Call of Duty stream I don’t have Call of Duty I don’t care about Call of Duty I really don’t Okay the milk oh what the heck there’s a village right there guys I didn’t fake this spawn this is this is so legit this is the most legit spawn you’ve ever seen actually you have no idea for real though a legit spawn that’s nuts sorry you were gone but now you’re back

Very cool very very cool you know what’s the great part about YouTube live streams you can leave and come back whenever you want randomly you know it’s cool all right here we go we have bed are we gonna use this ever I don’t know but we need to find something all right

There’s a food source right over here we got food I like that that’s good perfect perfect all right next hey Coca-Cola nice I’m gonna beat the Iron Golem yes I just need the beds first best thing I could do is uh just collect some resources I need some food

Best thing I could do is go down over here perfect and there’s some Cobblestone right there which is just fine I need that you know I need some encouragement like that that’s really neat oh wow we have hay right there so we have lots of bread

Lots and lots of bread so I just need a stone ax got to go tell you the thing so I just need to make an ax so number one I can get this Golem very very fast get the iron need a milk bucket we’re gonna drink the

Milk of course we are but it’s not a milking stream I swear it’s not don’t even think it is no milking stream I’m sorry heisen Lord you’re not getting the Milky stream all right here we go you have random things you’re late and that’s fine thing about live streams is you can

Join anytime you want for real okay look at this look at all the bread we get oh my gosh so much dough 31 pieces of bread that’s a lot of bread uh what’s up Papa stuff what’s up hello villager okay so in order to get this Iron Golem

We just need to build up really really high that’s it okay here we go Okay here we go one two three uh it’s not Get it come on you gotta quit it correct critical you think Sam Panzer my long-lost cousin my long-lost cousin Sam Fanta how much iron did we get four yes Let There Be milk let there be milk where is a cow like legitimately we need a cow where’s a cow when we actually

Need one there’s sheep unfortunately we can’t milk a sheep in Minecraft vanilla Ken in the voting update though we need a cow we immediately need a cow okay here we go Moment of Truth is coming Moment of Truth come on come on we have the food to sustain ourselves we

Just need a cow Let There Be milk let there be milk come on has to be a cow somewhere gotta look around and those are horses you don’t need horses very convenient we had a village right there you’re bleeding uh you should go do something about that fox Army don’t stand here in

The chat just go Um fix that um and if you’re in a dire situation a run Foreign There has to be a cow somewhere you’re telling me I got a bucket this early into the run and I don’t have a cow how dare this game at least like a water bucket clutch but I need milk I need the milk where is the milk only or that easy sometimes yeah could

Have legit done that very soon but clearly it’s not happening if I get rid of some of the mobs maybe it will actually be come over faster that’d be cool because you know entity count really um matters with it so they’re all sheep though we have no shortage of beds

In this world no shortage that’s another horse horse horse why are there so many horses and sheep I need a cow the one thing this game isn’t giving me just find a goat on a mountain uh it would be more convenient to wait for a cow really

I’m not gonna waste my time looking for a mountain not even close this is right now the closest thing you’re getting to a milking stream closest thing okay that is a pig so killing these things is doing something you are getting oofed come on come on come on any minute now come on

Any minute now hey at least we’ll have some fried chicken it’d be so cool if you can make fried chicken yes a goat has milk I know but we need a cow doesn’t change that fact has to be somewhere around here somewhere maybe cows spawn your sand biomes if

They did I’d be very surprised but uh no hurt in looking if I was a Minecraft expert like camman 18 or something then yeah I’d probably know something like that and probably okay here we go chicken out of here Okay nothing here nothing well there’s sugar cane but I don’t need sugar cane we could technically make a cake after this oh you know you need six buckets of milk correct I don’t know eat a lot of milk okay we’re off to find a cow where is

The cow I need a cow come on cow using your floppa Droid VX Pro 13 bro for real around the world Charizard I don’t have my soundboard right now I’m very depressed and sad okay that’s recal summer cow cow cow come on cow cow cow forget about forget about this music

Forget about this music for a second forget about this music for a second where is it there we go huh I got it oh wait I can’t see chat anymore bruh so dumb Okay there has to be milk somewhere we gotta find it the first time we have a legitimately real thing biting turb says e okay come on come on we can actually is that a cow holy crap is that a cow type one for yes type two for no type

Three if you don’t give a crap in Type 4 if I regret ever asking that no cow oh my gosh yes sir yes sir yes sir Let There Be milk let there be milk yes sir oh heck yeah baby all right Let There Be milk holy crap all right

Last challenge for the night eat a cooked fish as fast as you can alright normal dog deal or in these words bet here we go let there be milk we did it we did it heck yeah wonderful all right and okay in order to do this we need to get

Some string or we need to find a cat I don’t want to murder a cat but I don’t know Maybe let there be cooked fish let there be cooked fish let there be cooked fish all right who’s gonna bet that it’s just gonna be the most random

Thing of all time we’re gonna get like a I don’t know a Mesa biome we’re gonna spawn in a Mesa biome and we’re gonna be nowhere near any water for any fish that’s gonna be so funny okay wow imagine if that was actually true though it’d be so mad foreign

Holy crap okay we have some good planes we can find a village that’d be pretty cool there are cats in villages which is nice you know they they spawn there now I don’t think ocelots even drop fish anymore so that’s not even worth anything conspiring for the ocelots oh we need to

Wait for night I need to wait for night okay fine now look how easy it is to find cows after this look how easy let there be cooked fish let there be cooked fish #let there be cooked fish let there be cooked fish that is a cool emoji

All right see you in a second flop of stuff how many times have I made a crafting table and sticks in this one run I didn’t even wait I was just like uh no it’s the wrong thing that’s the wrong thing yep there we go where’s my pickaxe there’s my pickaxe

Just leave this crafting table I don’t need it I don’t need it let there be cooked fish let there be cooked fish we need a spider we need cobwebs that would be very good we can find cobwebs we can get string that’d be very convenient and we get cobwebs that’d be so good

Now there’s no shortage of food over here but let there be cooked fish let there be cooked fish Lord willing please Lord let there be cooked fish stone age has arrived okay there is some iron guest spider from cave yes that’s exactly what we’re gonna do it’s exactly what we’re gonna do

Why did I even try to do that doesn’t make any sense like acts 101 Birch this is actually murdering let there be cooked fish let there be cooked quarter notes here we go here we go here we go hey oh all right hold on cooked fish and you

Cooked fish fish what the what the fish bling what the fish doing spider Church spider chirp is actually here sorry about the news but let there be cooked fish let there be cooked fish let there be cooked fish how many times can I say this I don’t care let there be cooked fish

Let there be cooked fish I need cooked fish that’s a skeleton I need a shield a shield a shield yes excuse me I didn’t even turn that on what the heck what the heck no way is the stream insulting me no way holy crap who hacked the Stream what the heck

I swear even Spotify is making fun of me right now what the heck what the heck this is what we need perfect there we go I don’t even know what’s going on anymore Wow okay mind this minus minus come on is there spider turp lore I legit don’t know man imagine having lore that’d be crazy okay we need this iron I just need a shield I just need a shield let there be cooked fish ER of Awakened for more streams more

Streams more okay we have this what am I even doing I need a furnace there we go ha all right should have enough for crap let there be cooked fish cooked fish okay let’s see perfect perfect okay Shield huh okay got it perfect shout out to poop poop is cool

Not not not what you’re thinking I’m talking about the person who very nice very wholesome very sad okay we got this we got this we got this you just spider we need a spider we need a spider easiest way to find what would be I don’t know

Mine shaft whoa spiders Galore holy crap no you’re not gonna end my run dude holy crap what the heck well where am I even going at this point I actually don’t know what the heck no string no string I need some string I need some string I need some string

Where’d the spiders go holy crap it just disappeared I need spiders and they just disappeared oh there’s a spider oh it’s a spider jockey oh come on all right well that was enough for today I guess man uh that was a good run that was actually a good run your spider version

Killing a fish is so easy I did not even think about that oh my God I forgot they were actually fishing completely for wait um I completely forgot their fish I completely forgot they were fish where do axolotls even spawn by the way actually for real I don’t know

Where did they even spawn don’t know but anyway um I’m planning to do another stream like this in the future I guess I don’t know it’d be pretty fun I need to set up a few more uh things later you know that’d be very cool but anyway yeah I need to think more

Strategically next stream I guess I don’t know I genuinely had a lot of fun with this not gonna lie for real very fun yeah I mean not much really happened that uh doesn’t really come straight to mind whatever I’m gonna do something like this again in the future

Um unfortunately we didn’t get to see any floppers and buy them things I don’t know I have some sort of video I’m gonna upload uh my schedule will be a little different because I’m starting school uh thank you chat for joining thanks flops really appreciate it uh flop don’t stop

And it never will bye-bye foreign