Presidents Play Modded Minecraft S2 E5 (SUPERLASER??) *parody*

Yo tayden Obama let’s hop on the server so we can test out the key card yes I have become Batman so I must leave this place and use my powers to live the top G lifestyle Donald I think we should team up on Andrew and kill him

Permanently while we still can shut off Obama you dumb hoe I have no idea why you hate me so much that just goes to show that the evil matrix is trying to silence me my guy you are literally corrupting our youth with your toxic masculinity unlike my boy

Hasanabe the streamer that is a good influence on our children Donald it doesn’t take much to be better than cringe Andrew taint my boy hasanabi is a very based Marxist revolutionary bruh whatever just put the key card in already fine I put it in right the top G is hopping in right now

I hope it takes us to the Bugatti Dimension with a LAX legal system that allows rich people to commit crimes bro I just loaded in and we’re still in The Matrix but now it looks a little more green yeah there’s some Star Wars mobs and vehicles below us I’m shooting them

With my blicky okay Donald I’m gonna beat they ass with my baseball bat oh now they really got that shitty Stormtrooper aim nice I’m taking the vehicle these Tie fighters are going to be pretty good for our space domination race we have going on with XI ping and

Vladimir Putin facts Donald I don’t think they discovered the Matrix yet so we should have an advantage over them when we inevitably have to assert dominance hey nerds I’m going to check out what’s behind all these doors it’s kind of weird how we haven’t encountered

Any enemy Ops yet yeah same I’m going to help explore and colonize the place this game is so much better when I don’t have to deal with Joe’s dementia ass OMG Klaus come to the core of the Matrix right now you won’t believe this what happened bill I don’t enter that

Place unless I need to it’s very dangerous there I found a room with the Death Star in it I have never seen this structure spawn before Bro you’ve got to be me I can’t believe it this must be a sign from the gods everyone we must take over as a

Death star and bring it to the Overworld so we can use its power on our enemies I am coming right now Klaus how the hell can you even transport structures to another dimension I don’t think that is possible bro I use some of the Bill Gates Farmland money and the power of

The Matrix to create this teleportation anchor that can teleport blocks anywhere I tell it to guys I don’t think this is safe we’re literally in the center of the Matrix and we could die during the Takeover I am very scared now you’re good I’m gonna send you both the hacks

That I used to steal the president’s server it has Aimbot that can fix your skill issue wait boss man I thought you owned the servers I didn’t know you had hacks now I robbed the dumbass presidents of their 1.16.5 server using my Force administrator hack and I also

Stole some random 1.7 server that I was able to connect to using the Matrix mod I don’t know what any of that means but stealing people server sounds pretty op I really need that hack yeah bro I can even spawn in some command blocks with

Just a click of a button by abusing one of the security flaws that the dumbass server owner allowed in their mod pack oh hell yes daddy Klaus please send it over I must use the hacks and get the Aimbot okay I have sent the Bitcoin miner weight I mean hack file in the

Discord just download it and run the program and it should work all right I downloaded it I’m going to run the exe file as administrator OMG I think it worked there’s a menu that popped up on my screen yes I now have a op mod menu

The monsters of the Matrix will stand no chance because of my op kill or a hack okay now go take over the Death Star and try not to die please you only have one life in this place okay boss man you can stay back me and Bill will make entry

Into the Death Star and destroy the dark side or whatever the goons inside are okay well I’m Gonna Leave The Matrix for now because it’s too damn dangerous here and I can’t use my command blocks okay yo Gordon I’m turning on my fly hacks so I can make entry into the Death Star

Make sure you got your strap loaded because we’re probably going to encounter some with laser guns okay Bill let’s go find Darth Vader so he can beat his ass and run his pockets perhaps there is some lightsabers in here holy there’s some Stormtrooper in here and they do a lot of

Damage with their blasters but thankfully I have these hacks that allow me to eat instantly all Mile in fact spill my kilora is killing the Ops easily oh now I’m going to steal their lightsabers and blasters bruh they even got these space vehicles that we can steal okay I’m gonna Rush towards the

Cockpit of this big ass Death Star the sooner we can get to the laser control room and the emperor’s Throne the better chances we have oh hell to the yes boys I have found the future Mansion for the top G I’m gonna get all the hoes with this

Andrew why would a mansion have you so excited nah I just found the Death Star in one of the rooms you both need to help me rate it so I can Traverse the cosmos and spread my tate wisdom there is no way in hell we are going to

Let you own a death star it’s going to belong to the Presidents yeah Andrew when we take over the Death Star I’m going to turn it into a casino and hotel Donald I did not agree to that whatever guys we can just figure this out later I’m currently speeding towards the Death

Star at a good two miles an hour because my Batman suit can’t fly bro what a noob my super suit lets me turn into smoke well now your shitty Batman cosplay is straight ass boy guys I’m being blasted by some with laser guns but I got this mini gun here that is working

Pretty good on them bro one of them just dropped their lightsaber we definitely got to figure out where the loot is stored so we can take it all L Mao we might even be able to afford to fix Trump’s up hairline after we’re done selling all of this futuristic

Stuff no I don’t think that is possible Trump already spent like three billion dollars to fix it so I’m now starting to think it’s a lost cause shut up you two Donald your hair is probably fake so I’m going to need you to stop projecting oh

Mal true that is probably a wig if we’re being real but anyway I need to craft some more ammo I’m running low okay Andrew I’m gonna go look for the leader of this thing so we can remove him from power and turn this death star into our new OP base that’s worth

Trillions your boys how’s the raid going you both better have not failed me like last time uh we should have the Death Star secured we just need you to start the transfer over to the 1.7 server okay I am placing the teleportation anchors that will let us bring this Death Star

To space so we can use it to kill the presidents great idea Klaus I think we should use the super laser to destroy the whole solar system so the presidents have nowhere else to go yes I will get revenge on them for blowing up and taking over the Private Island the

President should be chilling in the Overworld right now so let’s hurry up and get this done okay I turned the teleportation anchor on don’t be alarmed if the ground starts shaking that’s normal when traveling through the dimensions bro what the hell is happening our games are back to regular

Survival mode instead of of Hardcore this game makes no sense Obama you say that like it’s a bad thing no one is complaining you dumb hoe guys look outside we’re in space orbiting Obama’s husband Michelle Wade I mean Jupiter how did this even happen someone must have taken the ship out of the

Matrix somehow maybe Darth Vader himself is up there in the cockpit piloting this death star or some if that’s the case then they’re probably going to use the laser to destroy a planet or something oh hell no we got to stop them from destroying my Bugattis I’m out this

Hoe I’ll let you know if I find something um okay yo Obama let’s hurry to the control room the person that was able to bring this thing back to the solar system from The Matrix must be powerful AF facts it’s probably klaus’s ass trying to gain more power I swear I’m

Gonna slide on they block okay boys we have taken the Death Star back to the 1.7 server we just gotta head back to Earth and destroy that with our super laser aye aye sir we just got to turn on the engine so we can leave Jupiter’s orbit

This death star has been inactive for a long time and it’s in dire need of some refurbishing I already know where I’m going to put our new Hell’s Kitchen restaurants hey you better drop your weapons right now the top G Batman is here to save the day yeah me

And Obama are here too and we want all the Smoke No Cap bro I thought you dumb were chilling on your Blue Rock Planet how the hell did you even get here stand back boss me and Bill will have this handled you must not worry about these small fry Hooligans that

Think they can beat our legit gaming skills Gordon we all know your dumb wrinkly ass ain’t finna do and Klaus stop being a little ball and come fight us yourself instead of sending these clowns to do it for you whatever guys let’s just fight them me

And Obama got Gordon and Donald can get Bill all right come here Gordon I’m finna beat your ass with my lightsaber my aim is literally God tear well unfortunately my aim is a lot better than yours so you have no chance at winning LML you can’t even hit me while

I hit every single one of my attacks IO that’s some straight and I call hacks there is no way your ass could have hit me while you were literally facing the other way now you donkey I just have a good gaming chair and some MMA black belt training

Stop running and come fight me like a man a Obama I’m throwing some batarangs at Gordon don’t let him get close he’s got hella health and strength from all of the amateur chefs he consumed over the years Donald you ho stop running with your obese Iron Man suit and stop

Using those guns to fight you real men use lightsabers yo guys bill is down I have no idea how it is even possible for him to be so trash at the game even with hacksaw Mao Mao true Gordon is resorting to eating golden apples in a

Corner we need some more DPS to kill him okay I’m doing a lot of damage we need to get through his health Regeneration all right Klaus we killed your little minions what are you gonna do now hoe it seems you two have forgotten that we are

No longer in The Matrix so I have absolute power here while you two are nothing compared to me ah he’s in creative mode so we might be screwed here guys bro this makes no sense if you have admin permissions like you claim you do then why don’t you just ban us

From playing if I could I would but I ain’t because I can’t but either way that’s fine because I have control of your 1.16 server anyway you Klaus Schwab this is not fair at all just like the 2016 Russia interference rigged election Barack Obama your attacks do nothing to

Me you buffoon I will use my power to destroy the Earth and there is nothing you will do about it El Bozo damn well that really sucks not gonna lie I guess we should just pack up and go home then good idea Donald it is about time you

And your butt buddies figured out who the real Alpha G is with the most power wait what the hell is this purple stuff brought Joe Biden where did you come from you dementia guys kill him quick while his game is on Hardcore Mode oh how is this possible I must

Change back to creative right now bro we got him boys klauses no more it’s about time we actually beat his ass for once yeah I just messaged Joe’s dementia ass while you guys were fighting so we could use his bio weapon on Klaus nice we have officially liberated This Server from

His grasp and we even got a cool death star out of it let’s go all of you mother why you gotta do me like that now I can’t get on the 1.7 server anymore oh hell no I swear I’m finna slide and get revenge in

Real life pull up then hoe I can’t imagine your 120 year old wrinkly ass sliding at my house with that extendo Glock we all know you ain’t gonna do guys I just muted Klaus in the voice call let’s just chill and mess around on our new Death Star because I’m

Not trying to get heated right now good Donald I can’t stand that old but anyway I’m gonna start building my new Penthouse and garage I’m going to leave the Discord call for now so I can recuperate my lost brain cells from today’s fight with Klaus yeah that’s

Fine Tate there is plenty of space in this Death Star for the four of us just don’t break anything please or betray us like you did a while back wait guys we have access to the command block he left and I can edit the commands inside that’s weird I thought you can’t edit

Those in survival try giving yourself something and see if it works bro I just gave myself some dirt with the command block this is nuts we are literally the most powerful people on This Server now server but I have no clue clue hey players survival can edit them

Bro we got to keep this a secret if the Tate Brothers knew about this they would lose their and try to take its power well we can’t break or move it so I guess we’re just going to have to cover it up CIA style so Tate doesn’t

See it and get curious okay well I think we should agree to never use the command block because cheating is wrong just like rigging the election against me in 2020 shut up Donald you hoe I won the election fair and square with the help of Mark Zuckerberg’s campaign

Donation money while you have to spend all of your gift cash to find lawyers for your criminal cases guys I think I found one of the weapon control rooms we need to figure out how to use it so we can incinerate our enemies with our op

Lasers facts Obama we also need to find out how we can transport this death star to our old server maybe Elon Musk can help us now Donald let’s not invite that smug to help I think Mark Zuckerberg would be better I’m pretty sure he’s an alien lizard anyway oh hell

No if you invite Mark Zuckerberg I’m going to bomb your dumb ass all right I guess I’ll just build my new private room since you want to be a little yeah I guess I’ll start customizing our new Death Star it’s going to serve as a Mobile City that can reach anywhere at

Any time nice we are now officially the real top geez unlike bottom G Andrew taint I even brought some of Hunter’s favorite substance let me know if you guys want some don’t start with a hundred jokes you orange we all know your son Donald Trump Jr is much more corrupt

Bruh I’m dead you nerds really have a whole ass Death Star craft we just just need teleport it to our old server well you’re in luck because your boy Elon is the smartest homie on the planet and I can figure out literally anything buddy you don’t even know how to pull

Out properly I hope Mark Zuckerberg beats your ass in your upcoming boxing match Obama I am the most important man on Earth so it is important for me to spread my bloodline and not date men like your dumb ass does with manshell and I’m 100 going to get the W in my

Boxing match with Zuck oh hell no I’m not going to let that one slide where the hell are you on this Death Storm finna pull up LML can pull up or whatever I literally have 10A I powered laser turrets that will incinerate you faster than the bombs you dropped in

Yemen your stupid lasers ain’t gonna do I got that super suit with 60 damage reduction and a Glock with that extendo clip guys please don’t kill each other or at least set your spawn point here so you don’t respond back on earth when you die Obama you lucky I’m

Not in the mood I was about to come over there and teach you a lesson that you won’t ever forget shut up hoe you really seem to love talking all that behind your computer screen yo Elon I have the blueprints for the Russian soyuz rocket that I got from my Russian

Connections but I don’t know how to build it so I need your help of course bro just dropped me the blueprints and I can build it for you these Russian Rockets are pretty nice but not nearly as good as my Superior SpaceX designs now don’t build a Russian rocket you

Guys the Chinese Rockets are much more durable bruh are you all dumb we are the American Presidents so why don’t we just build some American Rockets now the space exploration mod on the server doesn’t have any American Rockets it only has Russian and Chinese ones you

Dumb ass uh my bad bro I didn’t know yo Donald I heard your upcoming Georgia criminal case is going to be televised and your mug shot is going to be released how you think it’s going to go oh I have it in the bag for sure the

American people love me and I’m going to roast the out of the corrupt prosecution that are trying to Witch Hunt me with their fake news Well Mao I can’t wait for the mug shot I think we should place our bets on what the weight is going to be well he was 270 pounds

For his last mug shot so I’m gonna guess his current weight is at least 300 because of all the McDonald’s he has eaten since then you guys you guys nothing wrong with a little McDonald’s at least I’m not a lying politician snake like you and Joe we all

Know my based opinions represent the silent majority I’m still on that Daddy DeSantis 2024 wave to be honest but if I could vote for myself I would do so 100 no one cares about your opinion Elon I’m going to hop off the server for now I’ll

Be back on later facts no one likes Elon I’m going to leave as well same I’m going to play some GTA 6. Rockstar gave me early access to it because I’m the president