Schmozzle – US Presidents Play Modded Minecraft 46

All right Gamers welcome back to another epic episode of modded Minecraft uh I have uninstalled the mod that makes every block drop randomized but we still have all the items we got from last time okay that’s cool and all but I still got this mysterious white liquid in front of

My house and the unbreakable spawner that you put inside of it come on bro you know if you got a spawner from the random drops you would have put it in my house or Barry’s house don’t you call me that again okay Barry shut up anyways today I’m going to go explore

The iro mine Dimension since I collected a mineralization table last time from the random drops but because the drops were random I died and lost the realm Stone along with along with all my other good so this is my only time I can go to this Dimension how about you come

Over here and get rid of this damn spawner that is spawning weird ghost skeletons in my house if it’s unbreakable I don’t know how to get rid of it sorry loser well for God’s sake Donald this is your fault I never asked for random drops or for you

To put this damn thing in here I never asked for my house to get blown up by that stupid giant chance Cube you put in it causing me to to build a whole new base but I sucked it up and life went on when the did your house blow up I

Didn’t know Barrick did that but it’s not surprising because he loves explosions you did that you dumbass uh are you sure yes you put like six giant chance cubes in my base like 16 episodes ago too bad I don’t remember it because it sounds pretty funny so is

That Spawner in your house you well anyway since I got a doggy collar that apparently gives me 1 000 points I’m gonna max out Sleepy’s abilities and see what he can do uh what I’m so confused what abilities do I have I wasn’t talking about you sleepy Joe I was

Talking about my dog sleeping I thought your dog was named Bo and his husband is named ho shut the up you stupid is it that what your mom is Jesus Christ I’m gonna have to start taking blood pressure pills before recording these sessions I would too if

I was married to that manly horse of yours I wish I could remember to actually take pills sometimes it’s easier to believe Jill is just sneaking pills to make you dumber rather than this is what you’re like without pills maybe you’re on to something Don the

Only thing he’s on is a broken chair from all his weight dude you literally say that joke like every other recording don’t you have any other insult well you’re already the the biggest joke on the planet quite literally speaking and you’re quite literally speaking dumber than a bag of

Stale Cheerios Donald you’re the one that’s a bag of stale Cheetos but with all that orange residue on your ugly face I said Cheerios dumbass not Cheetos holy I didn’t know this sword could strike Mobs with lightning speaking of lightning I have a better chance of getting struck by lightning 10 times in

A single day than Michelle actually being a woman bro where the did that come from we weren’t even talking about my wife I um I don’t know I just felt like saying it what the Joe do you literally have some one controlling a teleprompter while you’re gaming with

Us and asking for clever insults about obscene topics like Michelle uh well shut up oh my God you do have a teleprompter there don’t you uh that’s pretty pathetic teleprompter me oh come on Donald you know me better than that I’ve got a uh a highly Advanced speech

Recognition system installed in my brain it’s like having a teleprompter but way more high tech so no need for those pesky scripts I just Channel my inner gamer wisdom spontaneously okay yeah that definitely came off a teleprompter Jill must bought him a new highly Advanced teleprompter recently

She didn’t well she married you so she did do shut up all right I guess I’ll set this guy to aggressive and see what happens when he attacks some mobs with all his abilities maxed out okay get this stupid cyclops oh cool he sets the mobs on fire hopefully that

Torch makes these stop spawning at least now I’m going to go back to the candy Dimension to see if any more of the random items is still laying around good for you nerd whoa what the I didn’t know I could put sleepy on my head I would advise not putting Joe on

Your head he would all over your face though then again it wouldn’t look much different I was talking about my Minecraft dog oh nice a bunch of random item I must be dyed here last time with a full inventory but none of this stuff is really anything good just like Joe’s

Family shut your orange face done oh my God this pickaxe is so goddamn slow I just want to see what’s inside this weird structure what the actual okay I literally can’t damage these holy that is so much said every time by Jill when she walks in Joe’s house shut the up

Okay seriously what’s even the point in US playing modded MC together when all we do is insult each other non-fucking stop uh cause why the hell not hmm true wait what whoa that’s cool I can store some stuff in Sleepy uh you want to store stuff inside of me that sounds

Pretty gay not gonna lie oh my gosh you’re so immature Joe I was talking about the fact that my dog sleepy has a well actually what’s even the point in trying to explain it to you this Dimension looks pretty sick but I have to go back home because I’m just

Too weak to survive these crazy mobs yeah well no one cares oh there’s my Matic I thought I lost that tool forever I’m pretty sure you didn’t lose Jill yet I don’t get it he called your wife a tool oh well in that case you Donald

Whoa what the I can ride sleepy how the did I do that so now you want to ride me God Barrick your gayness is really shining today Jesus Christ well your stupidity shines every day yeah Joe’s stupidity is every day bro yep yeah well uh shut up

Ah I fell in the stupid weird blue that makes you levitate this is so cursed hey he’s going to be so camouflaged who’s going to be camouflagged your mom okay that’s not a clever response after the 100 times you’ve said your mom your mom your mom your mom

You’re so old but it surprises me you haven’t hit puberty yet you man child speaking of manchilds how are you Donald a lot less manly than Michelle and that is the one instance I’m proud to not be as manly as someone I think Michelle is so manly that we should categorize it as

A whole new gender oh yeah that what would be the new gender be called um how about disgusting man horse that’s what your mom is at least my mom is an actual woman care to share any pics of Michelle being pregnant after I send you

A pic of her flipping you off she can’t flip me off since uh wait a minute um what were we talking about dude your brain can’t malfunction this much can it hey maybe we should give him the benefit of the doubt and he he’s just aimlessly reading a teleprompter next to his

Monitor uh well you see the thing um there’s no teleprompter Donald John Trump I’m as smart and witty as any can be fake news I wonder what’s in these chests oh that’s weird oh well maybe it’s nothing uh I’ll just take that and I guess I’ll

Put that there he man it’s so cool sleepy just burns all these it’s so much free cooked meat well we know Michael gives you a lot of cooked meat too shut the up Donald why because I was right not really damn I didn’t know you were having problems in the bed

Then I’m not because she doesn’t give me meat she gives me a whole lot of Taco which you probably never get if she gives you Taco then I’m the Queen of England you oh so the looking liquid is cocoa butter that’s what your mama was covered

In last night this is the most immature Minecraft server in goddamn history I know right it’s pretty great okay seriously how the do I get rid of this spawner I’m so tired of these stupid spawning I don’t know try a piston uh it’s not working I know your brain doesn’t

Holy this is pretty cool I know I am I wasn’t talking about you God damn it Donald I almost would have uh rather you put a damn Bedrock Block in my house at least that way I wouldn’t have to deal with these stupid ghost skeletons just kill them I’ve been

Doing that bruh I literally gave you a free XP farm deal with it I don’t want a but I love the doggy talents mod too bad Joe’s mom can’t do this stuff uh excuse me you heard what I said actually I didn’t what did you say it sounded like you said something about

Talents and hoes well I was talking about hoes but dude gets some hearing aids or a brain that functions all right I finally put some nice orange beds up in my new bedroom did you really need to make orange beds instead of any other color did you really need to

Make a kid that gets higher than Mount Everest oh shut the up about that you uh speaking of why the is my house covered in oh those are just Barrack bars excuse me foreign oh Jesus Christ now what’s all this oh wow so funny bro the clown

Of the Year sent me to the clown Dimension more like clown of the century since he’s close to being a century you’re close to being a hundred two yeah but you’re three years closer well at least killing these clowns is therapeutic the only thing I

Can think of is crafting a dimensional door breaking it then letting the rift slowly eat up the blocks around it like it did when barrico butthole decided to put one in my entrance so that hopefully it eats up the spawner okay now I definitely know you’re reading a teleprompter since usually you never

Think shut the up all right now I just gotta find that weird Lake in limbo get back to the Overworld in mind the dimensional door you didn’t need to go through the dimensional door to break it to cause a rift dumbass oh well what the is this giant black thing is it

That hole I was inside of last night you’re so inappropriate I didn’t come on the modded MC server to be appropriate you didn’t come here to be smart there hey you really had to fill my house with these stupid dark chocolate blocks well I figured since they are dark chocolate you’d like it

And why is that um reasons all right this better work oh uh what Barrick Michelle wants to go out for dinner so I gotta head out just make sure she wears something to cover her manly face also warn the people ahead of time of the incoming 6.9 magnitude earthquake when she steps

Outside you guys we already know you like to guys Thank you foreign