Sjin – Minecraft – Sjin’s Farm #47 – Gentle Whiffs

Damn just slip your hot dog into it needed no I can’t reach [ __ ] careful sips Oh [ __ ] just wanted it to the poison look [ __ ] even going in the water doesn’t slow it down look at this oh god it’s out of control it’s out of control well where’s their carrot but the

Strawberries this is wrong I almost [ __ ] died there okay I’m dead gently trying to put the the poison that in the water yeah I tried to I thought maybe it was like a like fire acid or something I could just oh yeah yeah yeah okay dilute it drinking this will make acid rain

Then yeah but luckily yeah probably will actually it’ll go over someone else for you guys first that’s a no-no I’ll go over some houses place just like you guys are sweetened back in the day oh that’s remember that well when we drove off at what our acid rain we had up in

Sweden or did ya cuz when doing the industrialization neutral credits remember we leave beside you sticks awesome acid rain and instead bought some eSports teams oh I have a bit of lack there can you grab everything out of this chest for me [ __ ] yeah it’s gainful yeah shouldn’t ya go

Grab the stuff into the main sources look maybe you should go a bit closer Oh back that’s close I’m not poisoned is fine it’s fine I think if you stand under the sprinkler it’ll extinguish you I can’t get most of this I’ll just get most the most interesting stuff okay none of us

Actually that interesting 10 stacks of zombie brains it’s all just dirt or dirt derivatives oh this is what we make here at Cisco yeah this is why the sludge is important part of our business can we make fertilized dirt with any of this yeah

You can I don’t know who knows how to do it we need zombie brains and stuff don’t we yeah we don’t have any we need some corn can you grow corn here we need to make a lot of stuff at a corn I don’t know we haven’t got any corn or wheat or

Anything like that do you have any over here that would help us to make cocaine yeah maybe cocaine is a plant isn’t it you grow it oh no it’s a drug yeah that’s true it does come from its natural product so how could it be bad for you yeah that’s it nothing’s nothing

Natural can be bad you got nothing that no but yeah but what else is natural though that’s I was raining uh well I mean my love for you Lewis is natural and I feel like sometimes that’s bad for me that I’d agree with that yeah crap

Help I mean it’s more of a desire that I love like a lustful yearning yeah that’s right how do I get out of this should careful whisper cat Careless Whisper I don’t want to wear these shoes again no they don’t have any rhythm I don’t wanna

I can’t remember the lyrics to that song at all now something about velcro yeah oh jeez help whoa lightning Oh Lois this is like in a world of Hell right now oh this he’s just dying of poison and eating chilies but the sludge is getting there

You got diamine chilies oh my god yes whoops is the West those Dutch barrels Shin I got him where John him okay first of all it took to this chest out with everything and take it all back so I can look there underneath this arm opening

System oh can we just throw it away because we get loads more free budget no with the whip this is valuable dirt zips grab it all I don’t know what you whisper sure it’s dark you got it everyone kept it all yeah cool it’s not everywhere as we found out

In our biome we had a lot of trouble with that and we did it she couldn’t find any deaf I am no we couldn’t it was it was no dirt it’s just mud oh the worst there’s isn’t mud like enriched dirt well yeah I mean you say it like

That if you like but what I do with these barrels put them in the end tank okay so sips yeah and she dumped all of your crap into this chest here okay I bet you is this Christian which one oh [ __ ] I thought it was this one no whoopsy it

Used to be it used to be but you obviously have been watching the latest episodes as Jin’s farm where we changed it I have been watching them religiously who are you guys again hey wow it’s cold man it’s cold yeah so that will go to their stone cold the

Weather is awful and the weather is awful because oh we haven’t been sleeping oh oh yeah yeah yeah that’s a thing isn’t it so if you don’t sleep it rains for really the other Ranger gets angry yeah gets mad as how is the guy what’s the god of rains named David

Right so Qin if you got those sludge barrels I do yeah yeah right bring him over here where’s over here just over to the other side of the farm the relative to what she prank him anywhere okay I see yeah yeah yeah and up the back of enhance and

Dump went down throw him down here oh and we’ll loop him into the system throw him down where go you the [ __ ] Mia buddy the sludge is going through this pipe and there’s coming out of your sprinklers I’m just saying right well Posner right put I can see it happening

Put them down just on top of this pop top of the pipes but we sprinted sludge on the on top of the pipes yeah you’re making sludge watermelons yeah but hold on I need to get I can’t get up there again I don’t know how you got up there

In the first place well over here just like a hey look yeah I’m on top of the barrels on top on top of the pipes yeah am I good at Minecraft now cuz I got up here you’re the best thanks Luis now what yeah you win the game they just

Like arranged them like in a row yeah put them like that [ __ ] five of them up there yeah I’m gonna go for they just Bob in whatever he said five shin I’ve only got four how are you gonna have to find another one they’re not doing even

Though they’re just bobbing up and down which mean that your place um I thought was gonna like suck them into the pipe or something oh they like your albums look oh yeah ah these look cool like Isis know what they are yeah I never seen these before sips

Uh yeah no of course I have you brought with you yeah yeah installed a very similar too damnit site one two nine three Niner – [ __ ] I need you to put levers at the top of these levers on top yeah do we need some fancy construction work

Here because I’m your guy I’ll go and get some levers there we go no I just gave you some levers I made them ladies levers mr. America whoa ya didn’t give me any levers Hey sips my fix bub hey uh yeah I did okay come here what are you gonna give me for

Them hey I can tell that you want these how much are you willing to pay for them hey he just made them 1 million Leivers rupees okay give you one big universe up here give me once for Lepus where am I getting on top of skill yeah up here I

Put the leaves on there okay uh is this gonna be like another one of those put the [ __ ] oil in your [ __ ] hands thing I’ve literally just like he’s about to rip his [ __ ] dick right off all right let’s all rip our dicks do you know that that that thing they sent out

Into space that spaceship that’s got like that tube with like the picture of Adam and Eve and stuff Explorer or something like what was it called the Voyager yeah yeah well before that even gets to like alien life-forms there’s gonna be just like this dick that’s spinning and aliens just gonna find this

Like floating phallus and be like oh yeah okay so that should be pumping a crapload of sludge into our system it seems to be which is all going to get sucked through into the tired tank can we get rid of those barrels once those have been pumped out it looks like the

First one here is emptying out first okay oh yeah oh it’s going quite quick isn’t it yeah it’s gonna be like 206 seconds before it’s done Wow holy [ __ ] guys thanks for helping me out with the sludge drum problem that I had at the start of this recording session now it

Seems to be all sorted out so I’ll be on my merry way okay sips X for joining us and if the editor could put in a puff of smoke and make me just like disappear with some sinister laughing echoing in the groans we are gonna have to move this

Though because we can’t have this been polluted and on our land it’s alright it’s actually quite clean it’s like it’s like having a peat bonfire or like a peat bog or like you know there’s lots of like a slurry like yeah cuz slurry smell down there is they have those

Smelly stuff on farts if you’ve ever been to a farm you’ll know that there’s it just stinks it really does stink but you are you saying what you say about my farm well I’m saying that we have to make your far more real by making it stink well this

Is adding to the smell the aroma the the gentles whiff of farts and sewage but I think I think chilli chilli Wow’s is an important step on that guy I think you should rename the restaurant to gentle whiffs I’m just saying gentle with gentle whiffs that it’s nice you go out

To the farm you sniffed the air called it a figure so bit bummed out front yeah you you’re you run a farm and you’ve got hay field this amount of boogies I saw this week all right and then mmm he breathes it all the farts and it’s great

Mmm yeah okay get closer let’s have a little no I can’t see a foot fence ears haha that’s a good fence are you sure that you don’t get any poisoned we’ve run out of power that’s the problem oh we need more chillies like I left to get that bioreactor up next time because

We are so Pat back that chilli Paris you start hacking it it’s not and also what are we gonna do when we’re shipping all the chilies the chili hours I don’t know which has to box a lot I don’t figure that out next time maybe we could sell

Them do you need chillies at a disco disco no no I’m gonna say no we don’t need any chilies well we’re all chilly doubt over there how do we make the firey everybody’s sick of chillies already even before chili well chili wawas is open everybody’s already had

Enough jubie’s we haven’t even a bell official a now launch party right now well correct my to the finest chili restaurant in the universe male you guys should all come over to the grand opening of chili Wow’s in fact we’ll have to invite everybody random we’ll have a chili dig chili dig

Can we make a fermented spider Russian I beg your pardon we need a fermented spider right that was quite the segue I don’t know her from that did spider is okay I think you need a spider I and mushroom and some sugar [ __ ] Lewis you can make a Segway

That’s mod pericles [ __ ] it’s crazy yeah sick well that would be awesome wouldn’t it would be yeah you can just like to mushroom a spider eyes speed around like Bill Gates I’ve got sugar and a spider eye which mushroom the blue of the brand brown

I already got oh yeah oh yeah yeah yeah fermented it in like a crafting bench yeah I guess so sorry ships just figuring this out bit cheaty isn’t this cool don’t let me get in your way guys hey yeah we we’ve we’ve we’ve we’ve oh oh whoa oh it’s

Disgusting what’s disgusting this is fermented spider aye boy what’s wrong with you complaining about it looks disgusting shin give it a chance give it a chance what do you spread it on your toast yeah what do you think Bill Gates thought about a segue the first time he went on it he thought

It was disgusting and now he takes great joy in going around on his Segway and screaming at people that are passing by personal computing is the future that’s what he screams it do you know what though if he saw $50,000 on the floor while he was Segway and he wouldn’t even

Stop to pick it up no cuz he’s that rich no and he’s that focused on getting the message out that personal computing is the future Bill Gates I didn’t know it was 1991 ah yeah it’s the future he was right I mean everybody’s personally computing now personally yeah I am too until now

Actually in fact this is yeah I’m on my personal computer right now guys actually I’m on my Minecraft Pocket Edition are you yeah on your wizard wuzzle can you please put the smoke spider at the top and it’s of sugar in the bottom of that and the sugar in the

Bottom what are you making here could I could you go get some slime from the back of the wagon sips sorry you go I’m a little bit busy just pacing between this barn and the house at the moment are you so patient sips as this inspection not come well no it hasn’t at

All actually I was expecting at least a couple of naked ladies and some cocaine and quite honestly I’m there’s no slime here I’m Johnson gelatinous out it uh put in here ice up here that’s why no what’s this there’s a mahogany desk in here Babu okay

What am i after mahogany desk a giant flower stem is that what you need mahogany desks no to an iron bar Mar yes mind Oh get it I got it bioreactor made it Marley desks okay yes up out of my face I’m trying to have me that [ __ ] open

This [ __ ] messes Jesus Christ what are these Coco don’t say it what’s a desert Nova oh we got you what’s the desert but that’s a desert Nova no it’s um like a plan I think okay I’m gonna go plant this no no you can’t pull on sand oh

Okay we need the Blazer then better go find some sand huh lays rods hey guys it’s me again I’m just here to sell you some sand it’s the Ox quest guy selling anything so come here from the yokes quest hey guys hey you you want some elk we got

Our parts are fifty I found some sanshin I’m gonna do it do it I’m really gonna do it and we’re gonna really destroy the countryside over here in while I’m doing it to you oh no don’t where are you I’m destroying the countryside don’t do that

No no no no no no you’re gonna turn this into your own little mud biome that’s right shin that’s what this is everybody’s gonna be covered in mud that’s that’s not that’s not my land that’s okay that’s okay then oh you making a beach yeah I’m making a

Little beach it’s like the beach that we made in the vanilla the vanilla series oh [ __ ] yeah remember that that took forever to make yeah with no cheating hardcore [ __ ] yeah yeah this is the day’s crazy looking into just like cheat there build stuff not pay him pay the

Chili’s whoa oh what’s going on I just put the desert Nova down and it’s radiating light in a nova fashion buzz it’s super nova you want to come down and see this oh yeah think you [ __ ] love this guy’s oh it’s good oh maybe I’ll just see the

Blueberry to celebrate what do you mean there’s no light oh I told you oh that is cool I was doing that I don’t [ __ ] know but I love it whoa oh yeah are you building like a shrine around it now is this in you god yeah

Does it never got the desert Nova god damn