SPIDERMAN (Minecraft Roleplay)

Jerry Jerry I’m home I brought something Sim Jerry I brought something very very cool I think you’re gonna like it I think you’re gonna like it a lot I was talking with Batman and he brought me this little chip it helps us detect villains within the city is that amazing

Yes isn’t that amazing so now when we’re hunting down villains we have this tracker and and you because you’re my right hand man you’re my go-to guy you’re my head honcho you can help me track down the villains finally you’ll be uh of some kind of use as because you

Weren’t really that useful before him if I’m gonna be quite honest but if we’re gonna tag team this this whole superhero thing then I think you can be helping me track down the the baddies okay wait how do I get my outfit just going can’t even make out what what do you say

Half the time it’s going off right now the rate all the radar the radar is going off wait wait it’s already started is it is there a bad guy oh wait wait a second I put on I’m getting I’m getting some some tingles I’m getting some tingles Jerry

Oh oh I’m getting tingly oh can you feel the Tinkles too do you feel that the Spooner tingles I do wait you can feel the Spooner tingles how do you feel the Spooner tingles if you were bitten by a spider Jerry no I oh he just he just pissed your pants

Okay that’s this is very similar it’s a very similar feeling to when you piss your pants but it’s it’s distinctly different it’s distinctly different okay well I got the I got the tingles let’s go Sam I got the tingles we don’t have any time to waste Jerry there’s no time

We we can’t go downstairs because the elevator so you know what we’re gonna do we’re just gonna break we’re just gonna jump out the window we’re gonna use our Spidey abilities okay so you’ve got your little bow you got your little mask that’s amazing you look great dude and we’re gonna jump

Out of the window so make sure you hold you hold on to me hold on to me have you have you successfully grappled okay don’t get too close don’t get too close don’t get too close I gotta do the job I gotta do the jump

There we go there we go oh my God don’t pull me back Jesus Christ Jesus this is really hard you’re very heavy okay wait we did it we’ve landed successfully landed look how quick this is this is gonna be such this is gonna be such a Time Saver such a Time Saver

Jerry so where where is the the big Baddie there’s there’s not really anyone there’s not really anyone here uh uh in the streets the streets are empty the streets are empty and you’re still grappled onto me I see the the Rope is the library worst of where the hell is the library

Jerry you you bring me to the library you bring me to the library because I’m grappled onto you I don’t know you don’t know it says that this is just say the library there we go where is it where is it Jerry you’ve got your little radar take me to him

Take me to the Village wow I jump very high oh my goodness look how freaking look at this look at these abilities dude this is freaking amazing I’m a freaking full-blown goddamn superhero look at that look how freaking God here I am you’re so cool Sam I know I’m a pretty big deal

Take me to the villain where’s the villain you’re doing such a good job Jerry I’m so proud of you man oh oh in here okay hold up hold up hold up hold up hold up don’t go in just yet well there’s a lot of people in here there’s a hole oh my

God it’s it’s doctor it’s Doctor Octopus Jerry he’s just sitting there he’s sitting there oh he’s waving a person doctor squid I see that do you want to go in there Jerry and try to talk then try to talk them down do you want to go in there and try to

Talk them down yes you’ll be my I gotta have you do stuff I gotta have you so go in there I got this go on it’s gone see what they want see what they want before I reveal myself because I’m because I’m the Ace in the Hole we don’t

Want to reveal myself too quickly hello you took your sweet time didn’t you Spider-Man oh I am the the kitty cat wait is that your superhero named Jerry the kitty cat what is you guys talking about you are not who I expected I don’t think so you’re not my Spidey

Jerry what do they want ask them what they want cherry uh what do they want I’m the Ace in the Hole you you got to reveal my big entrance to do you want they want you don’t say my name Jerry Jerry you I’m Spider-Man okay

When I put on the mask you don’t say my name you can reveal my freaking identity dude don’t okay give me a big reveal give me a story set I’ve been spoon of it okay give me a big reveal Cherry give me a big reveal give me a reveal

Announce me or something I gotta make a call here I’m gonna come in through the side I’m gonna make a cool entrance God this is so freaking hard to reveal yeah yeah reveal me reveal me I’m gonna swing in I’m gonna swing and it’s gonna impress everybody who are you revealing this fool

Man let’s go whoa It’s Spiderman’s in the house baby Spider-Man’s in the house that’s let’s go fired I think you guys are gonna fire at me hold up let me let me get up here this is so freaking hard to use these goddamn spider webs God damn it my freaking aim

I hit my head on the ceiling okay you know what I’m gonna stand up here on the American flag wow that looks so patriotic ahive revealed myself to you my arch nemesis Doctor Octopus it’s about time you showed yourself Spider-Man you put that civilian down Dr Ock did you notice my little trinket

Uh uh you got a lot of trinkets oh this is no ordinary citizen this is your girlfriend is it save me spidey wait is I did not is that are you sure about that she she is pretty okay this must be a real stressful situation for you isn’t it Spider-Man I do my

Research okay I I don’t I don’t know if you’re if it’s that stressful but okay what’s your what’s your uh what’s your big plan now get down here so I can unfold my master plan you you said your guys were gonna shoot me why would I come down there everyone just tried to

Shoot at me when I revealed myself I don’t think that’s I don’t think I’m gonna do that don’t shoot unless I say so okay okay I’ll come down then I do a little deal I want to walk I’m just gonna move purely with spider webs I’m gonna position myself with the

Spideys okay Doc Ock reveal your evil plan what is going on here you have octopus infested waters you’ve got a bunch of goons that one has a bunny mask now are you ready for your mind to be blown by my unfathomable evil plan okay tell me what the plan is

Dr squid we have you surrounded oh nice that was very patriotic of you Jerry that’s very patriotic of you um here I have your girlfriend you’ve said that a million times I I don’t think that’s true but whatever you must make a hard choice tonight Spider-Man okay what’s the choice what’s the choice

Dr Ock I have a bomb set somewhere in this city oh boy that sounds pretty evil sounds like something you would do and here I also have your girlfriend again not really my girlfriend but you just keep projecting on to me that she is you must

Make a choice you see okay what’s the choice dude she is your girlfriend okay God you just keep projecting onto me these these things what’s the choice you must either sacrifice your girlfriend or save the lives of the millions in the city I guess I guess I I choose to save the civilian

Lives that’s my choice yeah I choose the civilians right that’s a that’s a pretty noble act I’m a superhero that’s what superheroes do I choose the civilians I that’s not my girlfriend I don’t care about her I’m gonna be honest with you guys I don’t know who that person is you

Keep projecting on to me that she’s my girlfriend she’s not she’s just not yeah what she said she’s just not I you can’t you got it wrong I don’t know who this person is I don’t care I choose the civilians sorry you get disarmed the bomb now are you gonna disarmed the bomb

Yes I’m sure I’m more very sure I don’t care I choose to disarm the bomb where is the bomb all right then uh what are you gonna do with her by the way let me let me just okay we could we could drowned her in there oh God that’s anyway Jerry Jerry Jerry

Jerry Jerry they they still have to tell us where the bomb is because we have to you have to disarm that um it’s fine you know you gotta sacrifice one to save a million blah blah blah blah blah you know how this goes goons make sure she doesn’t move a step

Where’s the bomb Doc Ock maybe Spider-Man just needs some motivation no I don’t again I don’t care just tell me where the bomb is what is this did you give me it’s downstairs the bomb that’s gonna destroy the entire city is downstairs and you’re here does that not mean that

You would also die if the bomb goes off did you guys not think this plan through goons can you show him where it is show me where the bomb is I thought you were gonna yo you thought you said oh he thought I was gonna save the girl I but didn’t

Realize that it wasn’t actually oh this is the bomb Oh my God this is huge really big and cool bomb do not uh turn off the switch so well how do I disarm this how do I disarm this do I hit the switch use the goober Sam okay what dude

Did I switch it off there’s the switch okay there we go I saved the day I guess that was a little anti-climactic gonna be honest it’s off now huge fan of uh I worked for you like thousands of villains and you are the one truly evil I’m not evil what

I saved like a million people just because I sacrificed one person does not mean that I’m evil kind of our man I’m not evil okay guys Jesus I’m not evil yeah Spider-Man you just killed that poor woman you killed that poor woman okay you guys made me make a choice I

Made a choice the most logical choice to save the city that’s what I’m supposed to do as a superhero okay I’m really sorry lady I’m really sorry lady she’s still alive I’m very surprised that she’s that she’s still alive and and she’s I love oh wow she’s still

Confessing her love to me Jerry just just leave it because I was part of the deal I don’t want to go against my word because I’m a superhero I’m supposed to have principles I can’t go against my work all right right Doc Ock I’ve disarmed your bomb it looks like I’ve

Foiled your plan um I’m glad that you stuck to your word man that was too much KFC oh no it’s Paul Blart here oh boy oh that’s that’s gonna be a bit awkward this is uh this is Paul blart’s um it’s Paul blart’s daughter hey hey Paul hi

I know what it looks like okay I know this looks bad I know that’s your daughter and everything um but it’s not what it looks like I was gonna I was just about to save her I was just about to save her Jerry right we were just about to save her right Jerry

Go safer what are you doing go save her go go go go saver I wish I was a savior dude I was saving her good science okay okay okay okay well I’ll hold up hold up hold up hold up we don’t need to we don’t need to get

Crazy we don’t need to get crazy we don’t need to get crazy okay we don’t need to be shooting everybody we don’t want everyone to Jerry put the weapon down Jerry Jerry you’re gonna you’re losing it you’re losing it keep it cool Jerry put the weapon down Paul bar that’s not what it

Looks like okay I had to make a choice between the millions of civilians in the city and your daughter okay and and I made my choice Paul I made my choice well she’s not dead yet she’s dying oh wow wow this got bad oh this got bad real fast okay he just

Killed three people um kind of makes sense that is his daughter so he would he would do that wow those he just he just killed three people while Paul Paul you are you’re got yours I paid good money for them yeah I kind of feel bad for you he just killed three

People you could I can’t believe you Spider-Man dude I saved the city Paul I saved the city you don’t have to be upset at me I saved the city okay Paul he also willingly let this girl die shut up doc shut up doc you made me make a

Choice I made the choice for the greater good I will destroy everything you have built but you’ll wait who are you talking to are you talking to Doc Ock when you say that you’re looking at him you’re gonna destroy everything Doc Ock built Wait what let’s team up to discover his identity no no no let’s not do that I did a good thing I’m a superhero I saved millions of people you guys need to appreciate me more you need to appreciate me more and you’re off okay uh he seems it looks like I made an

Enemy it looks like he made an enemy today Jerry but that comes with the the price of being a superhero and doing good things Jerry I’m a good person right I saved millions of people Millions I don’t think people that was a little embarrassing for you Spider-Man I

Saved millions of people with my choice You’re Amazing Spider-Man thank you Jerry this is why Jerry is my right hand man he always knows exactly what to say to make me feel better about myself she like really liked you I know of a lot of people like me I have Spider-Man

I mean what can you say can you beat him up Sam should I beat him up I don’t know do we really need to fight Doc Ock I don’t think we really need to fight here Linda I’ve I’ve already foiled your plan your goons are dead I saved the girl

Technically by technicality and I won dude I win I’d rather not okay well I’m just gonna leave I won I won I beat him I beat Doc Ock perfectly he lost like a fool didn’t he he lost like a pathetic weasel a loser I am the

Victor here we win let’s point and laugh let’s Point laugh we foiled your plans well how’s this for what oh he grab me okay I probably spent a little too much time gloating there Jerry can you uh can you save me cherry just shoot him with

Your shoot him with your you got this no no shoot him with your freaking bow Jerry I no shoot him with your bow God freaking deal you make me do everything my goddamn self let me get my get my webs here I got my sticky webs here we go aha

Ah yeah you be blinded prepare to die Spiderman no oh God he dropped me let’s run run Jerry run I webbed him in the eye I webbed them with my sticky webs oh I can’t open the door I can’t open the door get the door get the door for me

Get the door for me go go go I webbed him I webbed them with my stick ow I freaking Blinded Me Cherry God damn it I can’t see anything doc do you have a cherry let’s go let’s go I love you Spiderman no get the fans off me get the web up web

And the cops web them Jerry Cherry hook onto me Jerry hook onto me come on let’s go let’s go ah we saved the day there we go there we go oh this is hard this is hard uh get out of here oh no I left Jerry oh God damn it where did

Jerry go Jerry oh I tied God damn it I fell from a high place well it sounds like Paul Bart’s still out there shooting like a maniac they don’t know where we are though they don’t know where we are well I think we’ve accomplished our goal

Wouldn’t you say Jerry we we did some some good acts I saved millions of people like people keep forgetting how great of a person I am and um and everyone’s ow God damn it Jerry I’m trying to celebrate you’re gonna blind me Jesus Christ dude my Spidey senses don’t cure blindness you freaking

Buffoon so Jerry what did we get should should can you write about this and post online about how I saved millions of people type it up for me pal type it up give me a give me a summary of uh of the events my friend no you don’t say sam don’t say

Spot yes no no take out my name redact the redact my name just say you watch Spider-Man save millions of people and Paul Blart is a psychopath let’s let’s slander him a little bit slander Paul Blart so that people don’t trust him into revealing my identity let’s try to

Let’s try to ruin his life get all my fans after him get all my fans to attack him I think that’s gonna be really good I will find you wow he is he’s very bloodthirsty so we we definitely gotta we definitely gotta try to ruin his reputation so that he doesn’t try to

Ruin my life okay send all my fans after him I think that would be a fandom write a great story about how good of a person I am say that I saved you Jerry and maybe throw in that I saved a cat and an old lady that’ll make

Me look good to my to my his daughter smells like octopus yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah slander him Jerry slander him okay well I’m going got yourself I’m gonna go take a nap uh but my superhero bones needs a little bit of rest um but uh let’s let’s do this again

Tomorrow Jerry let’s save some some some civilians good night Jerry