Surreal SMP: My Insane Minecraft Hammer Games

This is Hammer I am here at spawn in the grown-up Gamers world and my plan today is to kind of do a tour of things that I’ve had a hand in uh probably not literally everything like I’ve added to some builds like this down here um but it’s not super

Important but when we first landed here there was nothing uh there was these paths I guess uh that the server kind of had set up um but that’s pretty much it and so lots of this stuff is here and kind of built up that wasn’t there

Before um but let’s go to kind of not really the first build but conceptually the first build that I have um and so if we come over here we come into the suburbs and this is where everybody was encouraged to kind of make a house to

Kind of feel a part of the community which is awesome I built a house this one right here so let’s um take a look at that and it’s kind of this bamboo tree house um and I’m actually quite proud of it I think it looks really good

I got some good advice from some of the members on the server to on how to like build underneath here and make it feel like it’s supported uh but yeah I’ve got that there’s like a little creek that runs through and how you get up there is

You can either fly up there or there’s this little secret entrance that uh takes me all the way down here goes into this basement underneath the tree there’s some chests with a long time ago building materials that I haven’t touched and a bubble elevator that takes

You up to my little treehouse with a little kitchen and kind of some setup there’s probably still some iron yep in there in case I needed to do stuff like that but um yeah this was conceptually the first build uh so let’s head back to the Nether and so we’ll go through the

Nether um and this uh I did have a little bit of a hand in here but I didn’t really uh design it or anything like that this um tunnel I spent the time designing and helping to build a lot of it but uh this was a group effort for uh lots of people

So we’re going to come over to here into this little tunnel that is my tunnel um and we’re going to go to the farm first which was the original Farm there’s a new um Farm area we call it um but the old one is right over

Here and I teamed up with somebody named big truss uh who doesn’t seem to be active on the server anymore but we kind of set up shop right here and in fact this was kind of the first build um this was our villager breeder so that we could build an iron farm

Which was right here uh that gave us our first Iron and then we were able to get some villager training trading set up and then we had like our chest uh storage over here which uh kind of is set up still um but these are all just like random things that aren’t super

Important um so yeah but you know I we um kind of like we did some building I did a little bit of terraforming over here here’s our villager um curing station that we had we have this little build in here with all these villagers and a little

Uh more villagers and a uh pumpkin and uh melon farm which exists over here which is great and I still come over here from time to time to use it um these villagers are still useful they have good trads um but you’ll see that that is not the primary one

Anymore uh so lots of this was built up and then torn down um so we’re kind of uh this is kind of in uh not in use anymore all right so I’m going to take o over to my current kind of build which is a little just over this hill and

Where I wanted to build originally in my my first my big project that I’m still working on which is this jungle Village kind of concept and so I built this giant tree I’ve built some of these tree houses with Bridges that go between things uh I’ve got this couple of Nether

Portals there’s another villager trading station over here uh with a bunch of stone masons so that I can get all kinds of terracotta and everything um and this is a little chest monster for my uh current builds and then over here we’ve got some utility Farms like another villager reader um

That was making those stone masons for me with securing station and all that kind of stuff um so let’s go into actually let’s uh take another look at the tree from a couple of different angles so this tree it’s um happy with the the shape of the trunk the fullness of the

Leaves I think definitely needs work and I’m kind of still figuring out how to do that but um yeah yeah I keep adding more and more leaves um when the mood strikes me um and yeah I’m mostly happy with it I just need I think I just need more leaves um to fill

That out and a lot more drooping I think from the leaves would be also be useful um so yeah there is a plan to make a bridge maybe over to there maybe over there I don’t know yet uh and this that’s a building that’s in progress uh and we’ll like continue to

Just fill out this jungle Village the idea here is to make it feel like um this is a place that you would want to be and live and uh yeah I’m I’m liking the style of build and then if we go in here this trunk is hollow there’s a nice

Little spiral staircase going all the way up um but it’s just empty and then if we go up there’s going to be um another NE portal right over here so yeah let’s start to talk about some of the Farms that I’ve built here and let’s just start with the

Nether um so over here this was one of the first Farms that I built as well uh one of the first large scale farms and uh the one the first first Farm I built that’s probably still in operation which is this uh gold Farm uh yeah you know you have piglins

Drop down you make some gold it’s pretty simple um down here underneath here is a uh trading hall for for the piglins um where they give me all a lot lots of resources that I like um yeah we’ve got like a wither skeleton Farm over there we’ve got uh some other

Markers for different nether portals for there’s a witch Farm way over there but we’re going to go to Camino which is our main uh big uh Farm area now so we moved from over there which is where the old Farm is to this place uh this is quite a big um so this

Started as truss’s mob farm and we kind of built this out so I built designed this floor uh we we built that and then we decided hey it would be cool if underneath here like we cleared out the the water so we did that we cleared out

The water and now we have like this little underwater thing um we’ll come back to these specific uh things but that’s kind of the the the start of that and we only had this mob farm right here and uh kind of that under underground space

And really all we were using it for were was the mob uh setup then we built a couple of uh Farms here so this is a sugarcane farm and this is bamboo Farm bamboo farm for all your wood needs this for Rockets uh and of course the mob farm for rockets and

So we get mobs those creepers specifically are giving us lots of gunpowder uh and other mobs will drop down here one day yeah they’re coming there’s one and they’re coming after we did all all that uh I was kind of I don’t know just feeling in the mood

To explode some stuff so actually let’s just go in through the the bat entrance like at like the Batcave and the old uh ’90s Batman movies so we have this little entrance see if I can uh oh no I did I couldn’t do it but yeah

Um and we just dug this huge hole and we did it with TNT uh machines and exploded it and that was nice and fun and then um kind of built up these nice clean walls kept this amethyst geode uh exposed cuz that was cool looking um and

You can see that we’ve got like all these beacons here to give us run speed and jump and health and everything um and that’s kind of it uh there was nothing really down here that we that I was specifically looking to do other than just to make a giant hole uh

You can see that I’ve done some minining down here just to uh kind of clear out some more space um I this is a little um copper Farm that kind of works I I really need to do a lot more mob proofing for that to to

Work super well um but it is a copper farm that exists um and that’s kind of it for down here so we’ll go back up and we’ll ignore What’s Happening Here for for a hot minute go through here go through the Batcave again much easier coming out than going in and

Come back this was a a tree farm that I had built based off of a Shuler craft design um it still works it’s still fast for certain types of trees but it doesn’t handle all types of trees and uh we will talk about that we also built this 4X

Iron farm so if we come over here um there is this underwater storage system and there’s just a huge amount of iron it’s honestly a chore to keep up with it is more than we need but yeah we’ve got oh man that’s full too all right well um cool

Great so great all of that is there we’ve got the this nice little thing with ender chests speaking of ender chests I also have a nice organized system where I’ve got all of these o I don’t need all of that in there we’ll take that out here but um got all kinds

Of things got my Chinese and a whole bunch of other nice blocks to have with me all the time um and those are kind of current projects kind of shulkers that I have there um I do have a shulker farm out in the end

Um yeah I think it’s oh no modan has one but it’s one of two that are currently working on the server and so yeah we we do have a shulker farm which is great uh but we have plenty of shulker shells to service ourselves um and you know I

Don’t those shulkers are pain and so I don’t really um I don’t really like running that farm but anyway so after we built that I built this uh below this was kind of my I came back to the server after a pretty big break and this was kind of the first

Big project that I wanted to do was this uh multi item sorder and so this whole chest Hall is sorted and organized um there are plenty of spaces to add more blocks uh which is awesome but if you come over here like this is all Oak and Spruce and uh Birch

Then different types of wood and each of this right and how you use it is you come up here I have it kind of hidden away so that I I can come up here and you can either drop a shulker in here which is what I typically do or I could drop say

These slime balls um into there and actually let’s show you the mechanism a little bit um so it’s going to take this um do some item gating real quick and then it’s going to go through each of these and check to see if that slime ball is

In one of these chests and it’s going to come here which is where this spot was where the Slime was at and now the Slime well it already finished but the Slime went to here and then that was our filter and that allowed the slimes to

All go into that so it was too fast for me to catch catch you all up on it but they went into here probably right there actually um so yeah we’ve got plenty of furnaces and slime balls and all that fun stuff um so yeah I moved the storage that was

Kind of like in this Central pillar this Central pillar had all of our like um bones and gunpowder all the mob drop stuff and I moved it when I and I added these two other mob Farms because I I was told that I needed to uh stock the Rocket Shop and I was

Worried about uh running out of gunpowder turns out that is not an issue because all what is it like 11 12 of these like they’re almost full of gunpowder I’ve got too much um and you know string and this I hooked up the uh sugar cane

Farm and Bones they all come to here and I pretty much like I send it here and then I manually toss it into this trash can because I I’m not down with auto trash canning stuff so I I like to to do that cool so after this I started to

Move remove some of the other Farms because I wanted to um do this centralized blast chamber so this is a hyper efficient um ill mango designed uh blast chamber and let’s go downstairs and take a look actually before we go do that let’s uh talk

About some of our other Farms so I built I built a few other farms in the meantime this is a pretty giant cactus farm um that has has way too much Cactus now I I I don’t know I I overbuilt it but that I guess I’m fine with that um

And then over here is kind of a um an infinite lava Farm um so I just come over here and can uh grab bunch of lava buckets or whatever if I need it um and it just kind of triggered so just snakes all these cauldrons around as

These lavas drip and you can stand in that little glass chamber and just fetch all the uh fetch all of that that you need um this is my furnace array it’s a 64 furnace array so you um let me get upstairs real quick which easiest way is

Here yeah this is just a big dig that I don’t have a purpose for yet um but yeah back here is our furnace array so if I let’s let’s say I wanted 64 glass um I drop that in there and I do that um got a whole bunch of charcoal

From the tree farm that feeds this and uh what’s going to happen is is there’s going to be it’s actually going to be 32 I think come come back here it’s coming and now so that’ll be 32 glass and I I just push this button again to get it always does um whatever

You have minus 32 and you have to push that button one more time so you just get your your last set of 32 um so yeah that’s my furnace array smelted 64 items that quickly and it’s just a big push button operation it’s pretty awesome okay yeah let’s go talk about the blast

Chamber um so yeah this blast chamber nice and cool um so what it’s doing is as you push blocks into it and I’ll show you some of that mechanism but it’s pushing all these blocks into this Central column and then at it’ll drop a piece of TNT through the middle

Here right um and as the TNT drops and explodes it actually moves all of the blocks because they have lower blast resistance when they’re moving and then they all fall down through here they come back up and then they go into this item sword um which I overbuilt but hey whatever

And so you can see that there’s woods and concrete and all kinds of stuff in here um it’s not sorted I don’t really want it sorted there uh we can take it to the uh sorter upstairs if we want or just leave them there and fill shulker boxes with it so here’s an

Example of a um does it have yeah it has bone meal in it so I can turn this on and if I give me one second cool um so if I come in here and get uh let’s say put an oak sapling in there what’s going to happen is that

It’s going to grow this tree detect that the tree is grown push these blocks these blocks are going to go into this which um actually that’s this is kind of the cool part but it pushes these down which goes down to here which pushes them all

The way over to here which pushes them up pushes them over to here snakes it around pushes it here and then this pushes it down which pushes it into our blast chamber which then does that um this is the most complicated feeder feed system so far but this right here is a

Mud feed system so you place um dirt into here and then it outputs mud this right here is our um concrete so you can see that we just have a bunch of concrete going in um and that’s it for now um there is kind of a Mangrove Farm down here uh which is

A special tree that has its own special requirements uh that we haven’t hooked up to it but we could and it would go into the splash chamber and give us mango mangaro Vlogs so let’s just uh plant this tree so I turned it off so it’s not running yet because I want to

Be on this side when this happens so it detects it that pushes those all down and then those are getting pushed over to there and you can see that this pushed these logs to here so remember this location because we’re going to do it again we’ll do it one

More time but then from this side and we can get See oh I I didn’t show you anything I’m sorry let’s do it one more time so it’s going to go into here right and that’s going to grow the tree and then this whole thing is going to push the tree over and then it’s going to

Push those logs down um and you can just kind of AFK here and and grow trees to your heart’s content um which is awesome so um mostly self- sustaining uh I mean other than bone meal bone meal goes in um but the saplings are mostly self-sustaining there um probably not for Jungle

Uh but it does grow jungle um and that’s great because that’s what I really needed the tree farm up there does not grow jungle or Spruce and now Spruce is in here so we have Spruce logs uh here sorry uh that are that are being fed into the system so remember this was

Over here now it’s all the way into to here right so so this is actually pushed into there and this is going into the system to eventually be fed into the ho uh to the whole blast chamber so you need to feed about two stacks of logs into the blast chamber because that’s

What one TNT will explode about um actually 240 items per TNT so that’s uh more more than two stacks of items before it like tries to explode them so yeah there’s uh there’s that cool uh what else anything else interesting yeah I mean there’s there’s some small farms

Um I already talked about the main Grove tree farm so we don’t need to really talk about that there’s a couple of simple Farms over here this is our dripstone cave farm this is our um kind of our flower farm so we get a bunch of flow flowers got a Cornflower Farm

Somewhere on the server got a got slime farm somewhere on the server but yeah this is kind of this is kind of it um and uh yeah we got our green green dye uh oh and up here this is a this is moss Farm I’m actually quite proud of

This so this is a Exuma void um design but I modified it and that’s what I’m quite proud of so I modified this line because what was happening is it was wasting bone meal so it’s a self- sustaining system no bone meal input needed but it was wasting

Some of it here and so I changed the timing on this to allow it to optimize bone meal and output things more than twice as fast which was awesome there’s a little sorder system over here and that gives us lots of Boss blocks and then this is a this is a potion brewing

St station so it Brews that was bad but uh this is healing that’s uh weakness and this is a cobblestone Farm pretty simple I think this is an old mango design and oh I haven’t talked about our new trading Hall but this goes into that

Giant dig that I told told you I don’t know what to do with yet which is true um but let’s go to our TR trading Hall final final spot trading Hall over here um we’ve got lots of villagers lots of librarians some things for um armor and tools and weapons

Um this was built mostly by by truss but then I built the um I built the system that cures the villagers back here so if you come back here you got some villagers just hanging out there and you come over here and you could try to get them locked in into a

Particular build style if you needed it um um like a particular book or whatever if you needed that there um and then this uh zombie would do that and then you would cure them and then send them off and there’s been some mistakes but yeah this is our zombie caring area and

Then yeah like this just uh this has a whole bunch of stuff that we what is that fortune 3 why aren you in there oh why not all right whatever um so yeah that’s kind of the build and then yeah I have a couple of other

Builds on some of our event areas I’ve submitted some builds for for some events um but yeah this is kind of this is kind of what I’m working on and uh yeah oh oh I should show you the north tunnel this is kind of like

My I don’t know my project when I’m not feeling particularly inspired to build I’m inspired to build but I don’t know what to build yet so I just continue on this road um it goes from the shopping district all the way to here so it goes underneath this

Mountain um kind of through there and then has has this path and then I at one point built the path so that’s the shopping district oh I didn’t show the shopping district oh yeah so this is kind of the server economy and I own three shops technically um this was originally

Trust’s shop and then I took it over and fill it with rockets um and people pay for those Rockets this is also my Bookshop um so I built this one and um you know we have different books here people come in pay for them uh there

Is hey got a diamond for that all right so there’s sulker boxes up there and then um yeah this um yeah I gu there’s always money in the banana stand I I did the there’s always money in the rocket stand it’s a joke for me and maybe for you if

You watch this so there we go and then this is my third shop it’s Walmart it sells walls no one’s spent any diamonds here um but hey it’s uh you know it is what it is it’s a joke and I’m I’m fine with it so yeah uh uh yep cool great yep just

Just a expensive joke so yeah that’s uh the shopping district and yeah I think that’s going to be it um kind of a tour of lots of builds that I’ve done um pretty proud of like this being kind of my first vanilla Minecraft experience and you know doing any kind of real

Builds um you know on I’m learning a lot and so this is I I’m feeling like I’m I’m getting better at it if you made it this far really thanks for thanks for watching