Survive by Building the Ultimate Secure House in Minecraft

Everybody run we’re being chased by a scary monster what even is that thing I don’t know just run wait everyone hide in the bush is over here wait what everyone get in the bush wait does he not see us yes I think it works daddy

You’re a genius woo that was a close one guys we’re lost and there’s scary monsters around here you’re right I don’t know where we’re at Daddy what should we do guys I think we need to find shelter so no more mobs come and get us all right guys Everybody follow

Me we need to be super quiet and super sneaky let’s make sure that monster is nowhere to be found do you guys see him anywhere I don’t see him anywhere I think we’re safe to leave all right guys follow me wo where are we wao guys look

At that it’s a big cave Jeffy I don’t think the monster can fit in there he’s too tall that should be safe but guys what if the monster lives in there what if that’s his house yeah true Daisy that could easily be the monster’s house guys that’s definitely not his house he’s

Right there he’s going to come eat us oh no everybody get in the cave right now run oh no yes he can’t fit in Daisy you were right you can’t get in here let’s go stupid monster waa guys this cave looks super creepy I don’t like this

There’s lava and there’s a weird portal what the heck what is that portal doing there wait I got a book Dave’s diary oh no Daddy am I allowed to read someone else’s diary uh I think it’s fine I think Dave’s right next to anyway looking at you wait what oh God there’s

A dead person yep that looks like Dave e Daddy I don’t want to read that book you read it fine I’ll read it God it’s not that bad Dave’s diary I’ve spent many years researching the Gateway and I think my research has finally paid off wait research daddy is Dave a scientist

I I don’t know I’m going to keep reading by channeling the energy of the Earth in the sky the portal began to shake and lit up oh no oh my goodness that’s crazy something has been worrying me though it might just be my imagination but I think I’m hearing distant calls of monsters

Through the gate it may have been a mistake to open it but what have I Unleashed uh-oh the other pages are torn wait what the other pages are torn nothing else a wait guys is that the Gat is talking about oh yeah is oh my goodness it’s a monster Everybody

Run guys get out of that cave right now it says stay away the guys are signs and we just avoided the signs the curse will get you stay out what does this one say no trespassing oh my goodness guys this is not good this is not good at all I

Think the monster before came from there I think you’re right this place is infested from Monsters all coming from that portal we do not have much time guys I think we need a build to survive Jeffy I think you’re right I think we need to build secure houses well Daddy I

Bet my house is going to turn out better than yours Jeffy no way I’m going to build a better house Well mine’s going to be the cutest house ew cutest mine’s going to be the strongest house no monster is going to be able to touch it

Well we’ll just see about that one Jeffy all right what house should I build H oh I have an idea what if I build a big giant poop house wait what did I just hear you’re going to make a poop house Jeffy maybe you’re weird wao Daddy what

House are you building I’m building a house on stealths ooh that sounds like a good idea what about you Daisy I’m just going to try to build the cutest house that I can ew are you going to make me try to live in it um of course Jeffy no

I’m not living in it a whatever all right time to build my poop house this is going to be the steam poop you guys have ever seen ew but it’s going to be perfect because no monster is going to want to go near my house it’s going to

Smell so bad but Jeffy what if some of the monsters like the poop oh no Daisy not my poop mine’s going to be so disgusting ew I’m going to throw up now oh yeah guys my poop is completed it looks so sick ew it looks like a poop

Cake Daddy stop hating on my house it’s the best house so far what do you mean mine is easily the best look how cool it looks daddy that looks looks terrible what do you mean it looks terrible Jeffy this is Art daddy check it out I put a

Smiley face on my poop ew Jeffy it doesn’t even look like a face it just looks like you have food in your poop what ew Daddy no that’s a face it’s supposed to be happy face like these look like cotton candy these look like marshmallows this is disgusting oh my

Goodness wao Daisy I like your house it’s coming out so awesome wait you really like it yeah but I think mine’s a lot better um sure Jeffy hi Daisy that was sarcastic you’re actually not telling the truth no wasn’t Jeffy your house is amazing thank you Daisy oh no

Guys why are we in survival mode Jeffy look behind you oh God it’s a bat help me oh my gosh he’s drinking my blood no I don’t want him to drink my blood I can’t even run I can’t even run oh no get in my house get in my house oh

No they’re coming after me again e Daddy I need to come in your house Jeffy it doesn’t work my house does not work e why do they look so scary Jeffy let me inside your poop I don’t even have a door Daisy I wasn’t done these things

Are so scary quick Daisy go to your house Daisy I’m trapped in your house and there’s a bunch of scary bats outside at least they can’t get in so far I think Daisy’s house is the most safest I’m coming I’m hopping in oh no they’re after me oh they hit me through

The window Daisy why did you head Windows yet I didn’t have time oh my goodness guys we’re going to die this is definitely the first round I don’t like bats they died yay woo that was close we need to seriously upgrade our houses because that was terrible that was super

Scary Jeffy you need to put a door on your house well what do you think I’m doing Daisy I’m trying to all right I’m just going to fill the whole floor with some more poop Jeff I don’t think your poop is working daddy yes it is you need

To wait until the end when it’s all done all right fine I’ll wait all right I’m going to add these doors boom now I’ll be able to go inside my house and nothing will be able to kill me guys I’m doing something crazy and adding

Diarrhea in in my floor ew Daddy I wish I was joking that’s so disgusting Jeffy I’m telling you it’s going to work are you sure yes what are you guys adding to your houses a roof well I already had a roof I’m adding poison everywhere Jeffy what poison oh my goodness all the

Monster’s going to die from it but Jeffy what if you slip and fall into your diarrhea well don’t worry Daisy because I have a layer of glass above it so I’m never going to slip in it but it does smell terrible in this house well my house smells like roses because it’s so

Cute really Daisy let me come over and smell it all right let me give it a good little whiff e it smells too good in here oh let me change that take that Daisy Jeffy why did you put your diarhea all over my house but Daisy I thought

You loved my poop house so I just wanted to share my diarrhea with you yeah Jeffy but no it smells bad over here well now the monsters won’t come after you so you’re welcome daddyy do you want some d diarrhea too no keep your diarrhea to

Yourself not even a little bit heck no a well Daddy you’re going to get a little bit no no no no oh my God to my house it smells bad guys I’m adding so much diarrhea around my house it’s coming out so sick Jeffy don’t you dare get your

Diarrhea on my poison well Daddy sometimes it just slips okay what are you pooping it out manually maybe that’s disgusting oh no guys I think we’re in survival again oh God everyone go inside your house my house smells so bad now you’re welcome Daisy uh guys there’s some weird spider things outside what

The heck oh God what is that thing it’s so ugly that’s a giant scorpion what a scorpion ow okay it’s coming inside my house ah it does so much damage oh no oh no oh no one spawned on my house hey get away oh God oh God I’m outside my house

No no no no no no no Jeffy they’re stuck in your diarrhea I know Daisy hit him for me I’m too scared I’m scared protect me get away from my house hey Daddy no ow let me in let me in your house Daddy I got a little present for

You don’t you dare I’m got to get out here youit me with a diarrhea and run Marvin I’m in your poison no someone help me Daisy come into my daddy’s house he has a really cool basement it’s super safe down here I can’t they killed me oh my goodness daddy we’re surrounded I

Know you brought them all of my house well my house isn’t safe enough so I want to live with you no you’re not allowed to live with me Jeffy why because you bring Daisy everywhere you go well Daddy it’s not my fault she follows me look she’s dying right in

Front of us yeah I know this is really funny to watch guys stop arguing help me oh sorry Daisy she died come on Daddy we got to go back into your basement it’s not safe up here I agree oh God there’s a scary monster down there go back up go

Back up oh no Daisy’s up here go back down go back down go back down daddy we’re stuck in the middle there’s a tarantula down here oh gosh why you looking at me like that that Marvin why are you such a baby it’s not that bad there’s just a couple

Scorpions down there what do you mean a couple there’s only one oh my God there’s an infestation down there daddy I think they had babies I need to go up here let me up let me up guys this round has been so terrifying I think it’s almost over

Though you guys need to leave yes they all died all right daddy your wish came true get out of here and never come back Daddy if I make a basement can I connect it with your basement sure but we need to have doors to stop you from coming

Into my house what that’s the rule all right fine daddy I’m going to make something so it’s connected to your house Jeffy you could only connect to my house if Daisy connects to your house then I’m breaking it a well what if Daisy wants to connect to my house and

You guys can connect I’m not connecting to you guys all right Daddy I just put all the ladders down to get to your base wait what no you didn’t that’s a joke right nope Daddy I made a little poop water fall and now it’s time to come to

Your side no I see you building no daddy where are you I’m somewhere else I’m dead hey Daddy what are you doing I’m in your basement no all right I’m just going to make all the floor out of poop oh my God it smells horrible Jeffy what smells horrible the poop that you’re

Placing what poop daddy the poop Trail you’re leaving behind Daddy I’m not doing that yes you are there’s l oh gosh all right we need to put an iron door here and I need oneway access wait guys I want to join I’m going to build a basement that connects to yours yay then

We’re all going to be connected oh no d let me in no why I’m only allowed in and out of this part of the bunker oh yeah Daddy well I can make that change right now yay I dislike you wao Daddy this is coming out really cool yeah I know cuz

I’m building it well I want to do the same thing on my side hey Daisy what are you doing hi Jeffy I’m just making my basement look cute wait what wow this is coming out so sick Jeffy I said if she builds anywhere near our builds I’m not

Building with you no more why daddy why do you have to be so mean to Daisy all the time she just came my house last round and basically force fed me to the Tarantulas no Daddy you force fed yourself I don’t even know how that’s possible Jeffy I have to get potions of

Poison resistance just so I can breathe and survive with your poop what potion of poison resistance yeah cuz your poisonous poop is going to make me die daddy it doesn’t even smell that bad I think you’re just a big baby hey I not a

Big baby oh no no why are we back in survival mode I didn’t get any weapons or armor oh no no no what Daisy what is this what do you mean this is my tunnel why are you not making it at a poop oh whatever oh no what does that sound oh

God what are those things ow da don’t go out there Jeffy look outside ew they look so weird what mob is that I’ve never even seen that before they’re shooting poison what is that thing it’s Grim Reaper this portal is spawning so much weird things oh no guys they can go

Through walls he’s in my house oh God they go through walls oh God Daisy run downstairs I’m a ghost I can’t see him in your basement get out my basement I’m I’m coming down I’m coming down hey Daddy oh God he’s coming down daddy run die how are they going through walls

That defeats the purpose of this whole basement I think they know that we’re building basements and now they have to they’re open the antie they’re too smart these mobs oh no Jeffy they’re attacking me I can’t move where are you I’m going to hit him with my fist okay I died he’s

Pulling me up no Daisy are you about to die Jeffy help me I can’t control my own body I’m coming Daisy get away from Daisy oh no oh godis come down here right now no they’re chasing you they don’t want me they want you oh God Daisy

You’re going to die no I’m going to run run run run guys this is an easy round yay I think we survived oh my gosh Jeffy that was so scary all right guys I think my house is completed but I need a bunch of swords and armor to protect myself je

That’s a good idea all right let’s see what we got here Jey I think I just got the most overpowered armor in the game no way Daddy what armor is it the fire Dragon steel stuff Daddy I want that armor well where do you find that armor

I don’t see it just type it in fire dragon Steel W Jiffy look how cool my sword is wo it’s super awesome check out my sword and armor I think it’s better than yours no it’s not Jeffy my armor is so much cuter oh whatever well you want

To see something really cool daisy yeah Jeffy Show me check it out oh yeah I’m pooping all over you Jeffy stop pooping on me and check this out H what is that I don’t know Daddy it’s like a bunch of magical powers that I have like a

Tornado I know it’s so awesome poison balls wao check out this one oh no Jeffy put it out it puts fire on the floor Jeffy put out the fire guys these are going to help us so much defend our houses you’re insane Jeffy do you have a

Bow no Daddy I didn’t even think about that everyone needs a bow and arrow all right let me get a bow and get some really cool arrows H what arrows should I get uh what if I get jump boost arrows no Jeffy no don’t do that well I already

Did it that’s so dumb all right guys I think we’re ready to fight the last build to survive round oh no we’re in survival everyone quick get to your houses I’m going oh my gosh there massive monsters outside wait what oh my gosh what is

That a tree the trees are coming to life get away Mr tree oh God he’s super scary ow they’re coming inside my house somebody help I think he’s mad I used his brother to build my house Daisy why would you do such a thing Daddy I’m

Coming to your side I’m fighting them oh no they poisoned me hey Daddy Let Me In you took away my lever you’re not getting in whatever I’m going to Daisy’s house no there’s a Reaper in my house Jeffy run H kill it kill it use your sword take that Mr

Reaper let me fart in his face oh yeah you like that ow he’s doing a lot of damage I killed him wa I got superpowers from him as well guys we need to kill these big trees everyone shoot them I killed him I’m trying a take that I’m

Lighting them on fire yes it’s working yes we killed one one more remaining come on yeah we did it we did it oh yeah that was easy wait guys if it’s over why are we still in survival mode Oh no you’re right I think that was just the

Beginning this is not good what is that oh God what is happening what it’s raining TNT run in your house my house is about to explode oh gosh get in your basement it’ll be safe down here no my house exploding all of our houses are gone mine’s still standing oh my goodness oh

My goodness daddy yourss is still alive everyone go to my daddy’s house will everyone get in oh God there’s creepy monsters no not this guy again ow what is happening to me can’t sh what what’s happening I don’t know they make your game glitch guys I can’t get to you

Everyone shoot them oh no I’m glitching all over the place I can’t even eat oh God oh God Daisy where are you I’m over here Jeffy I’m coming here Daisy I’m really scared everyone one quick use your bow and arrow and shoot the ugly eyes Jeffy I think they’re all dead and

We did it again Daddy no we didn’t look at all of our bases they’re exploding mine looks pretty good oh no guys look behind us oh my goodness it’s the monster from earlier Everybody Run ow I just got one tapped he instantly killed me that wasn’t fair he’s so strong take this

Monster I got him what we killed him he’s dead that was easy let’s go go yay everyone take my poop now e Jeffy I’m poison Jeffy it’s raining poop oh gosh I can’t build I can’t build there’s poop all over me if you guys enjoyed this video then make sure to leave a

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