Surviving The Great Bison War

All right let’s let’s get this Going oh God so much louder when I’m not actually listening the music holy did find a village this is the oh oh my God a whale this is the some zombie mod pack I on Forge pretty popular I just spawned in find a village and I will be setting CU I’m my

God I try this earlier I just kept on dying pretty much after the first night I realized that zombies can dig I I just remade the world give start oh dude you’re stuck help you oh oh God The Echoes Man here we go really Happens what what you’ll just tell me to break That there we Go Oh I thought there was I thought there was an animal leave me alone oh my God hey Yes this is going to be like so so Useful very very useful I almost ran out of food last time I only survived one I didn’t even survive the night I I died cuz I found out zombies Dig jus have a bed I went in the opposite direction last time got bear a couple of times and alligator bit me you time killed me too not to mention the zombies oh my god there were so many guess what they don’t burn daylight yeah it’s crazy And this wooden sword does like no damage so I need to get stone fast but for that I also need to grab a crafting Table onions can I kill the F hello there Know I should probably post this video to YouTube I be F no no no no no no no no no oh crap where’s the iron Golem grass gets in the way so much I swear I can’t hit these guys once without hitting me dead oh God things are brutal take over the town in minutes take over any area in minutes things are brutal killer will be killed out here this bed actually I SP Point

Set I wonder if they have tree capitator you know that old where you down block base of the tree the whole thing Falls that’d be cool really hope my audio is capturing I’m pretty sure is I’m looking at OBS right now and it’s reacting to my voice so should be

Recording I didn’t even get to make a crafting table last time Have the Big Bang Theory like full song introduction thing stuck in head it’s a good song very ni ladies are good oh well you know you could have been help earlier here get out nearly 14 billion years ago expand the Earth began to co the trop

Began to J of we built a wall we built the pyramids man SCI history ring the mystery start with a big bang the Daxy was I hope someone cop me I don’t say very well so W copyright me but it would be really funny if it copyrighted me and I’ve already gotten like two copyright strikes so if they copyright me I’m dead from private videos too that I was just trying to get

Work like storing a song without the credits because there’s a long credits paging in the song and it last like 4 minutes and the song was only 4 minutes so in total of the song was 8 minutes but I edited a version that cut out that

Part so I can listen to it on L and it copyright strike me and supposedly you know your channel gets leaded if you have three copyright strikes might be in a hot water Yes stone tools and the sun oh I’m I’m trying to see if they have cator NOP CU I do have the super F what the heck what the heck what the what what the heck a bison I got killed by a charging bison what the heck what that’s

Back what did I do to you what did I do to you I swear I did nothing oh God it’s a bison pen oh I may have royally screwed up oh I can Dash I can Dash that’s awesome no D my God holy Crap all right I’m just going to sit in here and sleep bloodthirsty bison out there man it’s not safe it’s not safe run while you still can might be able to kill it from in here dude get out there all my stuff will these oh wait supposedly I can Dude if all of my stuff despawns I’m going to be so mad oh oh come on I thought you were tougher than that oh but he was all right how much health do bison [Applause] have Strife my items have totally despawned by now run run my items have not despawned yet o

I’m so lucky you know maybe I’m not as lucky as I thought I was why am I no actually if I can lure him I can lure it away and then go and grab my stuff I don’t know why that thing is attacking me he doesn’t see Me I don’t know what I did to revoke it well my pickaxe is gone just standing there menacingly I’m going to like have a start a vendetta why do they hate me so oh God now zombies why what did I do to deserve this all right well let’s just try and move

On and hope I don’t get absolutely de decimated word for iting decimated by these bison is it the same it’s a different bison all right that didn’t work like I thought it would come on big blue meanie or noie big meanie come on Big Fat

Meanie are you stuck in the water now oh not so tough now are you freaking yeah I’ll fight you want to go let’s do this you should have killed me when you had the chance oh no oh and it sees me and it’s charging and I’m I’m royally screwed I need to

Make a chest to put my items In I are mean these things are terrifying but if I can get my stuff back and put it in the chest and just like keep trying to kill I might Succeed just make quick trips make sure my stuff doesn’t get destroyed scratch that oh my God they hit me so far oh come on let’s do this let’s do this this big guy oh big guy what am I thinking come on let’s do this yeah fat head big fat me come On I got to look this up man oh had that full screen much health does B have Alex’s mobs we’ll fight back if the player attacks one it hit me first oh fight themselves clearing s it only has 20 Health oh how have I not killed it by now damn darn

It o this is aggravating think if I relo it won’t kill me and it crashed all right that’s probably I thought oh cursed walking a modern zombie Something I’m going cut this all right the game is back booted up it crashed like twice which is weird and this time I’m not going to press one of these buttons and curiosity got the best of me let’s do this oh come [Applause] on did I break the world oh no there it

Goes oh man I really want to listen to music but I have to watch this I have to not get copyrighted hello H hey buddy you’re still pissed yep still very pissed all right screw this I’m switching to full screen ow And like get an auto I’m going to see if I can kill this thing with an auto clicker hold on Hey Go left click y that set up Right Come on come At oh yeah yeah not so strong now are You yeah I didn’t think so I just totally tra him in a boat oh thank God he’s slowing Water thank goodness how that wooden sword still there I threw that out like immediately didn’t I I thought I Did all right well where’s my sword and all of my tools where are any of my tools yo you’re kidding me oh there there’s me sword I didn’t find my axe oh God is oh there he Is o v can I zoom I don’t think I can zoom in all right there let let’s good let’s go face him with the wooden any of my tools I don’t I have my sword and that’s it what so I could find not maybe I will take that Back well I have some items back I did die over here anything no that guy is cool I like him but I hate bison oh man I lost all my meat or my bread I’m just tring that why is everything going gray not the dark I feel like that should be a

Different button get out of my house man ons keines oh gosh lordy shoulder surfing I’ve been wondering what that mod was called tool belt Oculus I don’t have shaders oh the Dodge roll so theoretically oh dude it’s like Dark Souls now get out of my house let’s go pay that uh bison AIT hey buddy yeah yeah screw you and you should go die success all right now I will not be ravaged by him anymore T Jeez all right I should probably keep that just that’s crap I heard make a stone crafting table no down this trees in a minute oh no no no not more I hate those things they’re mean they’re ever so mean it says that they only attack if

They’re provoked on the wiki but then it killed me out of nowhere it hit me first I didn’t even punch or anything so I didn’t even know they were there I was minding my business mining a tree a twe my twe there just comes out of nowhere and kills me

Don’t right that was a bird I’m paranoid now hopefully an axe will prove a decent weapon against zombies Tre hold on do a couple I like these noises I should probably leave some ha Bells at home I don’t like these noises these noises are scary Hold on let me directional

Audio oh oh I do have directional audio all right subtitles those are good toes are good but she leave like half the hay bch of the hay B and some wood I don’t know why I was talking partially in an Irish accent at least it felt like in my mind I

Was I don’t know if I was actually speaking in one t to Coast between normal Midwestern and there’s not a normal is Midwestern Midwest I’m not disclosing where Dam I st a maggot got something I can eat TR hoping I can place it don’t know

Why I can eat it and I will be eating it oh I wish I had like a compass so I can know which way to point Home I should save the coordinates I sense the direction is good but it’s not super we’re Good that’s pretty it’s a nice wood type if I can get any Coconut all right got it spider ey you I probably could have roasted It Anyway home is oh Jesus That Jones explore explor what is that is that a stink bug what is that what are you a tasan devil it’s so cute I don’t want to kill it oh I’m not going to kill it you’re so cute can I feed you some meat he loves

Me hold on now look it up in the wiki I want to know if I can tame it Tasmanian we’ll fight back if hit aggressively bites the target offens resting can drop bones transform that can to drop bones to transform them into several pieces of bone meal

Oh oh they have the drop bear in this those are myth uh nope can’t breed it or not I can breed it I can’t tame it do I have any bones on me I do have bones on me hold on Tasmania Dev thank you how many is it I can’t tell up three

Yes thank you okay I love them you’re so cute and to get myself earbud also supposedly wow like was almost like a free cam that’s inconvenient as that’s not my I wish I can find Forest that look like this in the real world is climbing these trees would be so

Fun climbing trees in general is so fun it’s dangerous but it’s fun wonder I can’t remember what these are called just logs all right that’s cool dude I thought it placed it when I thre it all right got so confused that’s not good I’m going to head home it’s getting

Late this is a very not adventurous episode hopefully the epodes will get better or let’s try something new only I’ve been recording I’d say 20 minutes maybe I’ll do some off camera m who knows no no no no no no no [Applause] no oh no oh no no

No please don’t say zombies to go over this R get very dangerous littlear he’s a zombie what security craft oh no zombies I’m going to kill it I hope not [Applause] I want to explore towards the Bison but I also really want to stay away from the

Bison that grass is so annoying when fighting zombies you have no idea cuz I can’t hit it like I can’t break it with the sword but also I can’t hit zombies through it e is that a normal cave no around here is where I fought the alligator oh gravel Beach haven’t seen

One of those in a while what oh let’s do a proper d views on this video guaranteed love the Minecraft music Sun’s still Rising the TR time Sometimes oh I was something that was some sort of structure Ow is that corn what sunflower field always facing the sun sunflowers Cool this music makes it feel like it’s going to be some super Monumental woman no Zomie I hate these things so annoying to fight do I have Auto jump no that makes sense I kept backing into stuff ooh this is nice all Right All Right had was actually you don’t even know that this is for my own privacy reasons I swear swear it heard a zombie I heard like the low growl Indiana Frost said smug uhoh Indiana Frost said join call all right disc IND Frost said I’d rather not have those I have Texas spe notifications for a good reason they’re useful for Times Like These when

I just hear the Ping but I don’t want to leave the game so I hear the things ooh a redwood forest that looks interesting oh what if you put a treehouse there oh I mean love how garble the underwater noises are like suppressed cool a I’m totally making my base

Here imagine if I had like sticking out of the mountain side a at water it’s like a f it’s icy put this back but know dark over like imagine sticking out of this mountain like a big like sphere like UFO thing sticking out of there like a big

Window in the base it looks so cool can imagine it what the circle look oh naturally spawning slam oh crap it’s guarded by B man what are you g monkey are you friendly right I’m going to go look this things scared me man it’s Trauma from the from the Bison Gada

Monkey Gada monkey found in Meadow biomes are neutral spawn in groups it’s led by a leader if one is attacked the r will come to its defense they will bite their victim we also fight the leader monkeys will also fight other so all those usually involve death as the losing

Monkey will leave before they die before fighting they all challenge each other by rearing their fangs showing to each other showing their chest they be seeing forging for grass on the ground if they’re standing on top of a grass block they will sometimes begin to approach a nonrival gelat monkey and

Begin grooming them for a few seconds bearing land if it is fed wheat it will begin to destroy any Tall Grass it finds her humans ooh they can be bred with dead bushes it’s weird know I just so happen to have sorry I just so happen oh I’m betting that’s the leader

Cool cool beans I might oh shoot cow I can eat you and I don’t feel bad killing you cuz I’ve killed so many in the past I’ve playing this game for years I make a throne helping I could control anyway bis we start a war the great bison

War yeah anyway I’m probably gonna leave it off there for today because I don’t want to edit this editing is for tumps oh God it’s going to be like a 40 minute video Oh Well goodbye see you next time