The Cursed World Of Minecraft Earth SMP

I bet you’ve never heard of this video game before well I bet you’ve also never heard of this YouTuber before it’s me ISP I’m back wow in Minecraft yeah I kept you waiting two months and then turned back up with Minecraft it’s just like your other favorite YouTubers that

Disappeared I truly went fishing and now I’m back with a Big Tuna for you to enjoy maybe so if you’ve been subscribed to the channel for a while you know that uh I’ve done Minecraft Earth server uh multiple times of different videos and I’m bringing it back the server’s

Already been up for a while and this little Minecraft mole is ready to get back in and cause a little bit of chaos uh now before everyone asks yes the server is technically public you just have to be in my Discord right here and be active and have like a thousand

Messages or something I can’t remember uh and then you can apply to join it uh for free there is no cost only your time and your brain cells I’ve immediately been recognized in the chat so there’s already quite a few people online it’s been up for about a

Day or so and uh they’re complaining of Turbo lag soon’s ISB joined I’m ddosing the server with my cool shade else I can’t really tell but am I am I hot shorts pixelated it’s my mole all right so there is only one place on the Minecraft Earth Map which you can

See right here boom there is the whole map um I hope Braun put that in or else I’m gonna have to send him the link but as you can see from the map I have made my way all the way over to Vanuatu vanar venue to Van Vanuatu oh and of course

Immediately raining obviously we will go visit all of the Willing peasants across the globe at some point that the world’s already trying to kill me we’ll obviously go see everyone at some point but for now we need to set up Mole HQ and as you can see

We live in hell whoa uh I guess if you don’t know how Minecraft works uh I have to punch the tree so little update on mole Island I have surveyed our Island and found that we have a luxurious supply of sugarcane Ed Coco so plenty of food to rot our little Motif away

Um well I was gonna come live in this Little Rock here because of course as the mole man I’m immutably drawn to just Burying my way into the ground uh but it kind of looks like uh yeah this might already be uh somewhat dug out for us

Truly it was meant to be a wonderful place to live uh the mold on the walls really complements the almost pink looking floor server may have just crashed but I’m back well yeah this one just admittedly drowned in lava nice so for the past hour or so I’ve been making

A few renovations to our little moly house and uh it may all be one color but I have a great idea security I already see a little guy over there Get over here okay we’ve got ourselves a little a little man who’s come to visit my great abode are you in the market for a room in my grand mole Motel I haven’t given you guys a toy yet but I wasn’t expecting a customer just yet um hello

What type of room you’re looking for now we do have a fine selection of different Rooms Today is the thing I got a lot of good rooms going I got a lot of knife rooms a lot of unique rooms ones that really show off my Resort all right okay so

Room with a View uh he’s uh he’s taking a good look at the room with a view which um I’m gonna be real view uh he didn’t like that one what are the other options the room with a view um it’s very long corridor with a View well you seem

Oh he wants a swimming pool huh well be my guest literally thank you look at that he loves it this is the swimming pool it’s not really a room um but it does have a amazing view down there I’ll show you that in a second but

He’s loving it look come to the Grand Mall Motel to charge him so I’ll just say uh that will be now well huh I guess that one’s on the house look he’s having an amazing time at the hotel in front of other rooms we have room number one which

Um just has a sea pickle in it probably the best room of bunch the worst room of the bunch um I mean we’ve got room two the easy breezy room this one is pretty good everyone usually wants this one because look it’s technically the whole world

They don’t mind me I just gotta squeeze on past you there I don’t want to be rude or anything now uh for the swimming pool again uh you haven’t really seen this but if you uh if you go in there uh nice little room and look at that view wow

Pretty good right so yeah we’ve just got the uh the one two three four rooms at the moment although one of them originally wasn’t a room and then we’ve got the dining area which uh only really got sea pickles oh looks like he’s a he fell out his room there

Yeah it’s a bit of a bit of an issue with the open plan of things hey well look at our room of course well then uh if my wife kicked me out and I stole the baby okay um room two will be great for you really get your mind at ease

There you go have fun I don’t think he has a diamond look at that out of the deal it’s going pretty well I’ve already got most of the rooms bucked out and the swimming pool which technically isn’t a room but I’m a big ax pretty good I’ll put that

In the loot chest with my junk well I I could really use like a little bell at the front but we are very limited um resources on this island um usually everything is just sort of maze out of what we have which is just jungle words how to take a a quick uh

Break there to eat my dried kelp um not exactly the most nutritious thing we have to eat but uh is that a potato I can’t let them see me eat it um okay oh you got another uh hey looking uh for a room I suspect winky face hand on hip I got one

Just for you oh my God we are getting quite packed we’re gonna need more rooms this one is just for you best view in the world hope you liked it at least with this room you really get your daily step intake in nice that will be everything you have please smiles

Hit the dab I regret everything I just shed but sure okay I’m now dripped out and have a snack on me uh uh see pickle yum go to bed I gotta say considering I started with uh nothing diamond pickaxe already no work just running a bed and

Breakfast well it is a little bit off the uh the water white just does stare at me quite a bit is there a continental breakfast available uh yes please take a seat in the dining room um Peter Trump water just whispered to me idea moved to Fiji harvest the ocean

Water and sell it as Fiji board hey great idea Peter Tramore all right continental breakfast that looks Continental a fish very Continental bamboo stick very Continental look at this thoroughly uh tucking right in uh here you go the Continental option Mr White uh bamboo uh you can have the rotten flesh and

Here is a dandelion have fun tuck right on in smiles smiles apparently Mr Woodway is actually uh decorated his room and uh yeah wow it certainly giving me signs [Laughter] get out of my hotel uh I’ll take that so give me a book review ah our first review let’s amazing

View long group did take all my stuff though that’s pretty good pretty good I got a couple more reviews uh one out of five stars great room with modern design and a lot of free fish also really enjoyed the view only negative part was I drowned

Inside but it was a experience love it would flee from the feds here again I’m sack 10 out of 10. that amazing I need to get these framed though uh I guess this is uh what happens when you uh kind of hang out water white you kind of just bring

Someone’s twerks harder to establish dominance who is twerking in my hotel uh well um little full at the moment but sure we could bunk you up uh do you like views uh thank you oh he says he has a complaint um well Upgrade it come check out your new room all right we’ve got to improvise a little here uh look at that improvise adapt overcome and guess what uh free pickle look at that I really hope I don’t ever get health inspected it probably won’t go too well

I don’t want to be that guy but water white it seems to just be bringing all of his Vagabond of criminal scum to my establishment pickle now I think what else we need all right is a bit more of an activity out here the Fiji Water was a good idea I think

We need to set up the bottle processing plant at some point um also maybe get ourselves like a boat ride it seems to be I’ve got quite the uh Posse around me um well well well this is not in the spirit of my mole Motel at all you’re staying here you’re evicted

I want Waterway gone yeah we finally go ahead and put the uh the name on ever since I got a little distracted by uh the premature opening people turn up a lot quicker than I expected them to looked away for a little bit uh one of my doors appears to

Be semi on fire sir all part of the experience down here at the mole Motel oh yeah we got a little bit of a disturbance down the floor there a little bit of a disturbance uh you know what I think Now’s the Time we start having a little luck around now

That we’ve set up our area of operation which I have to put myself in creative and then mole can fly Uh looks like I found the foundations here hello would you like a pickle quite a few pickles I’m not really just gonna start knocking people hey where am I I think I’m in Sweden right now uh looks like people are setting up their abodes nothing too crazy

New new Africa I checked the map this is Norway right there and this is Denmark uh I I can see the the Dane that live here it’s already building a wall since worldwide kept invading my personal space I think it’s time I invade their personal space okay yeah well this is

More like it so this is Sweden which looks a lot more developed than Norway in Denmark right now uh you know I don’t want to say that you may have a cap problem but I think you’ve got a bit of a cat problem there bit of a cab problem but of course

There’s a an mf3 for the Great Mall Motel gonna leave my calling cards Everywhere I Go a bit of a pickle infestation hello Mr Timberlands would you like a pickle and uh that’s just a man in a boat pickle for you uh oh this is called White’s house by the way

She might explain the weirdness of it all huh not too sure about this one pickle you know got a lot of pickles nonchalantly asked them when they’re gonna go to war with Denmark and have Denmark guys I’m scared for my life all right uh the teleported to China where they’ve got

Mortal oh my bad it’s simply the the CEO of catboy’s office oh catboys listen to boys all right I’m immediately very like interesting on putting giant flag on thing but we’re gonna Rush this this time we’ll wait until someone builds a really big barrel ship again I think we’ve had quite the

Adventure uh today uh We’ve set up the mole Motel looking that why is it so Breaking Bad fiend you know what if like letting water white stare at my damn Momo tells the worst thing I ever did that’s a that’s a sign I can finally agree with though and uh

Kind of enjoy that view I think next time what we need to do is we need to uh get a few more rooms uh notice these ones filled up pretty quickly maybe I could stack rooms on top of each other like some sort of terrible capsule hotel and I think I’m

Also gonna have to set up that uh Fiji bottling Works to start exporting my water across the Great Globe but then again also I might come back and my mole Motel might be completely gone and demolished so we’ll figure that out next episode but if you enjoyed the video

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