the hypixel skyblock experience

I think Skyblock at its core is the ultimate challenge in resource management you spot on a tiny island in an empty universe all you have is a tree some supplies and some dirt to stand on you have to treasure every dirt block because if one falls into the void

There’s no way to replace it and as you carefully navigate your absurd circumstance you gain a new appreciation for the few things you have is you meticulously use them to their fullest effect with nothing but some ice lava and saplings you slowly transform this empty expanse into a world of your very

Own Skyblock teaches us that no matter how ridiculous the odds may seem within us resides the power to overcome these challenges and achieve something beautiful and one day we’ll look back at where we started and be amazed by how far we’ve come So hypixel recently released their own unique take on the Skyblock genre so basically you spawn on your own island you cut down a tree your bridge over to the other Island and then you log in to win craft inter nutshell hypixel Skyblock is exactly like regular Skyblock the only

Minor difference being that instead of carefully using your minimal items you immediately get access to a separate multiplayer world with an infinite amount of every conceivable resource and then you spend all your time in that world instead of this guy but besides that classic Skyblock oh cool it

Transferred my stats from real life weak weak weak weak weak weak we hey hey stop taking my weak oh my god no no the nonce they’ve taken all the wheat we’re gonna have a famine wait why are we all fighting over food there’s no hunger in this game food food literally does not

Matter what are we doing with our lives a little a protip here how to be an expert at Skyblock if you put your coins in the bank you can get two percent interest on your coins at the end of every Minecraft season which is a very useful unit of measurement because I

Know exactly how long a Minecraft season is in real life oh good there’s some more info here a Minecraft season is 93 minecraft days thank you I pixel very cool we got my boy Jakob here he mines cobblestone for me all day I I don’t pay him and he also has no rights

So technically doesn’t that kind of sound like Shh cobblestone okay look ain’t nobody care about farming fishing or cutting down trees let’s go get some diamonds bump-bump bump-bump bump-bump wait a minute this is just a prison server the blacksmith said he’d do me a favor and a

Reforge one of my items for only ten coal and he put negative five intelligence on it Thank You hypixel very cool it’s alright as someone that went to college I know that you can’t lose what you never had but you can go into debt after an arduous five minutes

Of mining I finally made it here the deep caverns the final challenge in mining there’s six floors in the deep caverns each floor containing more valley bores than the last but each floor is in turn guarded by even more powerful monsters but I mean that’s just

Some like blue zombie I’ve got like full iron armor so I don’t see how I could possible they can shoot laser beams out of their face thank you i pixel finally the pigments den at last I found my people Pigman don’t attack you unless you attack them first so we should be safe

To mine red so all my own why why what is what is that why does he have fire magic what is the pigment of fire magic I don’t like this game look if I’m gonna get immediately obliterated by magic monsters I ain’t gonna die mining redstone I’m gonna die mine in diamonds

Let’s go further don’t mind me I am a pig like you no no no nope oh god they casted the magic no no no no okay right we’re at the slime Hill we’ve gone past their territory they can’t okay well I can attack us which idiot slimes

Think they can ok I’m going the other way actually where it where’s the stairs down come now just gonna ah nope nope we’re gonna mind your own business and go in this direction or the stairs down at where they at it was at this moment the techno blades knew he messed up aah

Oh here we go so long losers I know you’re thinking diamonds we did it wrong we can go further there’s even better stuff yet where is it where they no no no thanks alright the stairs down that’s the stairs back up that is the opposite of what I want no no when the

Game first came out they’d make you do a walk of shame every time you died back to the hub Island run past the blacksmith into the coal mines warp to the goldmine walk through the goldmine get to the deep caverns walk down to the lift operator oh oh we’re finally here

Son of a thank you hypixel that’s it I’m tired of getting obliterated by every monster and one hit it’s time for an upgrade you don’t even want to know how many zombies died to get this armor not even that many I got three of the four

Pieces from other people I was a NYX okay I wasn’t even cuz I was a youtuber Skyblock players are just the nicest people on the planet and I got three repeat pieces anyway so it didn’t even matter but I got to pay it forward at least come back I’m trying to give you

Free stuff I’m trying after you you only need one more Oh take take three Oh Merry Christmas young man I look at him he’s a beautiful boy i I was oh he dropped its sword I got your fare I went to give him items and the night I ended up robbing him by

Accident up areas trade and I’m gonna die I’m dying for my good deeds this is what I deserve this is what I get for being a nice person and I live half heart the spirit of Christmas protects me I put it on this armor my health and

Defence increased by 50% but it’s not enough parot for trot for trot for prot 5 wait what with this much armor I’d like to see a zombie even tried or heard me Thank You hypixel I guess dyin in two hits is better than dying in one hit no

No no is this it is this yes yes we found it the staircase to the bottom floor we did it yes and now the zombies are enchanted but we can get diamond blocks yes up almost went back to get in one hit killed again I don’t like this at all

Must take as many diamond blocks as possible before I die I just I just want the diamond blocks they’re everywhere what is this you know what I’m tired of getting rekt by diamond zombies and skeletons okay I want to fight back but if we’re gonna do it we’re gonna need

The right tools for the job do I hear level 50 and chant I know you’re thinking level 50 and chant but you can only go up to 30 wrong welcome to skywalk wha it’s not even that strong of a sword alright we through that sort of way and got one that wasn’t garbage

Let’s do this you know some people say what is dead may never die but those guys are a bunch of idiots die die die you clowns still think you can face me you guys might kill me in two hits but I can kill you in one finally after

Killing thousands of the Dimond Undead oh my god I actually got it I finally gathered all the pieces I finally assembled the minor set when worn underground the minor set gives almost three times as much defense as diamond armor and when it’s not worn underground it’s like completely

Worthless but I mean it’s Skyblock what where else are we gonna be the sky didn’t think so let’s get this armor on oh oh oh yes that’s what I like to see I’d like to see those diamonds on bees to damage to me now and nothing has

Changed there’s only one way to solve this more level 50 enchants growth growth growth y’all messed up now or it’s not enough to the blacksmith yes gimme that thank you hey guys it’s me I’m back no hard feelings up the whole genocide earlier right yeah we’re good and I’m

Gonna go afk here and get a glass of water you got you guys don’t bully me or anything right the water Oh all those guys left well you know this isn’t satisfying enough we have to automate it one skeleton minion two skeleton minions three skeleton minions for skeleton minions get the water all

Set up then one last one here deploy the skeleton minions why is there ice there there’s not supposed to be ice no all my plans out of here and now I escape before any of that happens his days go by I continue killing skeletons I kill them

I wait and then I kill them again I don’t leave my island anymore I don’t go in any adventures I just wait and then I kill skeletons is this really what I wanted to do with my life stare at my monitor until meaningless numbers increase am i enjoying this when

I first made this grinder I thought that I was trapping the skeletons but now I realize I was only trapping myself oh hey level 50