The Squeex Minecraft Server is INCREDIBLE

For those of you that just joined us apparently there’s been a Minecraft server that uh some of the squeakers the screen what do you guys want to be called the squirters no not the squeak cells the screeners you don’t I’m not gonna call you guys chip Nation call us

Your girlfriends no I’m not gonna do that but apparently there’s been a Minecraft server that some of the squeak shatters have created for months and months and today is a day I tour it hopefully nothing gets me banned what the [ __ ] where do I go I see Northern

Lion here I see Clint I guess I’ll just follow Nolan around apparently Nolan won’t lead me astray right how long have you guys been working on this three months wait this is like there’s a lot to look at this legit might take hours um it’s me as Ahsoka what’s wrong with

You you haven’t seen nothing yet who is this squeakers hits horse in Minecraft you know what who gives a [ __ ] it’s not a real thing hey I guess what like I give a [ __ ] Grand diversity admissions fair at Berkeley and there’s a picture of Afghans for some reason that’s how you

Know we’re really going into the depths of the server already uh what is this wait this is my stuff wait this is so sweet just right click with an empty slot you bozo squeaks his armor Bazinga okay is this what it feels like to be a streamer everyone plays the

Games for you man squeaks put on a helmet ASAP why because I’m balding here’s Sports Clips store closing get it cause I’m Bolding okay this is clearly edited uh I guess I don’t need a haircut because I have no hair to cut plus two this is GameStop

Warning this man is banned from all Minecraft tournaments this is like these ads that you that you’ve free drugs dude why are all my Chatters smoking weed man I got dried opium in here I guess that’s for the mods the UC Davis store virtual job talk

Famous alumni and you guys can wait too many pictures of me um Sorrel are you role-playing as a UC Davis gift shop worker do you want a degree your bed so let’s get out of here we got a shrine for CEO of amaranth he’s not dead he has a girlfriend but he’s not

Dead oh my god look twitch Twitch TV squeaks fan signing hi I’m squeak Zub Zoop Zoo um what’s in here is this where I stream from created this is my kitchen holy [ __ ] what’s wrong with you guys the steak you slurped the fireplace is off I got some pictures above I don’t

Have joints and stuff I don’t have cocaine are these lines of cocaine hair battle scarred this is my jellyfish Rod dude how do you guys have this I threw this away in real life this is pretty accurate I do have a pan ready in case

You know for the bit and it’s an apple on the floor it’s now a floor pool that’s enough it’s way too much lore for a day dude is this the Mario Castle holy [ __ ] what the F this server’s insane you should go to wamps Bozo wait watch this ready

Whoa I hit like it too oh my God why is there Johnny is the sun holy shh what the [ __ ] is this you guys are so talented no way you can go to wamps what is womp’s Fortress holy sh there’s a leaderboard of speed running wamps try it wait this is insane

Okay do I go this way collect all of the stars remember Chatters just squeaks your [ __ ] guys don’t milk emotes for each other oh look did I miss the star did I fail in the Minecraft don’t say classic how do I do this how do I do that

I do this let’s go no I don’t need help I know where the stars are I have to kill King swamp what does he look like I wonder what is oh wait the tower star how come every time I join the stream you’re in wam’s Fortress bro you can’t

Say that today is the only day you can’t say that okay three all right I’m the speedrunner watch this I’ll be able to do owls okay now where’s the other stars 100 coin and Owl list yeah but how do I get 100 coins bro there are no coins I

Thought we’re playing Minecraft today you guys tricked me into doing a Mario stream okay give me first place another failed womps Pepe W I mean okay fine fine I’ll do owlis dude okay look is this what you guys want is this what I do how do I do it

You triple jump we’re pretending this is like playing house you just jump oh look guys I did it I did it here we go credit the slush I guess who built the [ __ ] Mario Castle holy smokes have you seen this man dude there’s too much

To look at I don’t know where to look this is amazing you guys have been you guys must have been working hard and there’s a Joel Shrine this is a town dedicated to Clint all right wait this is incredible these are the Mario World Record shrines zero star

Champion suiji with his time this is amazing holy [ __ ] it’s Ouija up here too Super Mario 64 one 20 star champion Ouija one hour 37 minutes everyone pay your respects those sevens in the chat oh my God and it has like the list of everybody wait this is actually such a

Cool idea who made this where’s your plaque oh I’m sure that’s coming I’ll get world record here’s another 16 star third place oh wash speedrunners Hall of Fame he did some runs I think all right this seems a little rude that that’s I have hair so you look good

Bold yeah except my head isn’t proportionate you know what I mean when did you get these pictures man what’s wrong with you exclamation point factor uh oh cool you guys are running my ads for me donations appreciated wow the factor store huh oh my God Master Baker

Season two hashtag ad this is me as a Barbie poster there’s a lot of work that went into this in every single detail okay here we are in a um Cinnabon here’s what I’ll say cinnabon’s the best food in the world Wells Fargo this is where I had my internship and Nadia is

Running the ATMs free fake fake and fake Accounts at Wells Fargo they’re called alts okay guys this isn’t funny because some people actually believe I was part of January 6th we have to stop with this sort of [ __ ] because actually some people actually

Believe in it no I have to I have to put my foot right down I had nothing to do with it they’re not legitimate I’m not winking I’m not winking it’s fake news the only thing I was storming was Princess Peach’s castle go to Johnny Fresco Fresco Fresco Stan hackeraba

Okay he died for our sins what the hell all right this is Johnny’s Place so you’re saying in Johnny’s house he has a picture of himself they worship him and his community built this oh my God so this is all Johnny stuff Johnny Fresco live [Laughter]

Okay here’s like a market I guess he’s trying to make it like Aladdin buy my where’s zoop zoop zoop yeah where’s chibli Nation does Chipley have a nation in here or no yeah I stole his horse how do I oh wow it got really awkward

I gotta get out of here uh I just picked a war with Johnny Nation all right where are we going next welcome to Northern lion town no low brow humor allowed his his town is more cerebral ultimately you know what I mean northern lion guy who was right

Hey Chad this is the run this is a lot of work why the [ __ ] is there a Pizza Hut what the hell is there no Subway sandwich in here what the hell is there anything else here to look at wait why is there a better.com logo oh it’s a hockey rank

Whoa what the [ __ ] is this because he loves hockey okay so let me get this straight for Northern lion you add things that he likes and for me it’s like roasts it’s like keeps.com it’s like fired off of Zoom look at these coolish people like Northern lion so

When you guys watch the stream it’s ironic right you’re rolling your eyes oh I get it it’s because he isn’t bald I mean he is bald me calling myself bald is like Stolen Valor for bald people real bald people like I have hair which one of these streamers has hair

Walk through the one you choose okay what is green green is mean so stupid what is squeaks’s favorite holiday destination cheesecake Ross or the capital what country is Northern line from Canada now that your warm-up is complete answer the question how many teams participated in Berlin 2016 tram M European tram driver Championship

Dude I don’t know what the [ __ ] 27. you are a winner cool I did it now we go to chip Nation whoa whoa Kim is my favorite High School Musical streamer chip nation is under construction okay then where do we go now go to the spa Helping Hands bath

House and sauna free rub and tugs dude why would you make this Nolan free come like it’s crazy you guys sex toys Jesus Christ you guys talk so like this is weird what’s that noise we gotta get out of here it’s called being an adult your

Name on Twitch is foreskin I have no idea how you’re not banned man now we’re going to the capital all right guys this isn’t gonna be like a real like one to one okay okay hold on I don’t know if this is a good idea why is your sword out dude I don’t

Know Drake’s in chat for all the people who helped build the capital holy [ __ ] this is crazy they all look so cute yeah I mean they’re text so should we go should we just no let’s not rate it let’s do a tour no we’ll do a quick tour

No we’re we’re doing a quick tour unauthorized tour that we’ve set up publicly with our local Congress person this is a huge this is massive is it really like a one to one literally the capital um this is me and Donald Trump that is clearly an edited picture the lighting

Is even the same go to Pelosi’s keyboard no we don’t have Pelosi’s keyboard in here big Robbie’s appearance what the [ __ ] who are these these killer Rubes wow wow this is the gallery the following photos generated powered by an anonymous donor so Nolan great thanks Nolan you’re my number one stalker

I remember the good old days I used to be so hot don’t look at me like that Sorrel real feel wow don’t cry mom I’ve been the happiest I’ve ever been this one is finally a realistic depiction of me you know I’m sick and tired of all this this one’s actually me

You know I really love that Mike Pence’s private office don’t open the door for me oh what the hell I’ve made a lot of faces huh come Turn it off all right let’s continue on Mike Pence’s office [Laughter] dick squeeze and I at the Capitol don’t say dick and squeeze so quick this is not Mike Pence’s office what’s Mike bench looking at he’s got my stream open as Bozo on Twitch Windows XP he’s got

All these [ __ ] tasks writing sleigh pinball on the side bro has one monitor but still finds a way to put me on monitor two okay and he’s a fan I guess I like this painting very creative and a picture of my ass this is a lot of work

I thought it’s gonna be like 10 minutes shout out to the contributors for the sculpture exhibit holy [ __ ] super bald baby girl featuring Nadia and the University of California Davis me as Hitman with a mango pin jackass this was created in Minecraft this is insane me as an anime volleyball

During the otk game day this is amazing looking me as Yoshi wow beautiful do I really have this comma for real squeaks 15 made me do it send Joel to jail stop okay let’s not look at that one this is me falling this is disgusting why does it look so fleshy foreign

Like Arts Dr K and Mr squeaks Frederick what is this the swamp lobbyists get free entry all right there’s a lot of commentary here Reagan yo Dragon Reagan look is it really like that bad these are some really good like draw like pictures secret time I’m staying out of here

This is a Johnny and CEO like secret cave what the [ __ ] is going on don’t look at me like that Sorrel wait holy [ __ ] it’s Johnny why do you guys keep doing this comma if you saw this as like a carpet would you know that’s me no it’s just a pattern

Man why is Landers at the Capitol in this picture we need you back in the gallery oh look it’s me and stardew what the [ __ ] squeaks’s hairline observation glass oh you can see it from above oh I see this is the observation class slop them up uh steak and water people cute very

Cute creation of squeaks by Allison okay there’s a buff Indian guy touching a twitch emote pag bounce wait these are just some of your favorite emotes Fall Guys Omega dance wow beautiful I’m coming to the evidence room I’ll check it out don’t worry guys I’ll see everything we’ve got to

Okay this is okay I don’t want to see this one because this is not you’re not like confronting me none of these look like compelling pieces of evidence this is like edited obviously these aren’t found these are edited by like look at me do you think I’m that short look at

The lighting this is clearly from the alvea stream why would I be doing this why would I wear a suit okay this one is AI let me take a look at the interrogation room uh there’s somebody who I think is supposed to resemble me me with the FBI

This wasn’t what it was like because I wasn’t part of it the swamp where all the lobbyists are liberal tears dude Jesus Christ what the [ __ ] is this holy [ __ ] koopa’s a marble Koopas wow a real artwork this is crazy we have mips Cheryl don’t look at me like that stop

Looking at me like that shoot Look Away wow beautiful this is a lot of work man dreamer squeaks announces Trump as a republican candidate for the upcoming U.S presidential election why would I announce that what do you mean this is wait this is Pelosi’s office she is typing come on her keyboard take

The keyboard I broke it this just got really awkward this just got really really awkward I just broke her keyboard uh let’s move on um anniversary little bro it’s all under prepare since the last time you came shut up Johnny I this isn’t you have to understand there’s a separation between

Real life and Minecraft I didn’t go into the capital in real life only in Minecraft right one more place okay guys Drake’s in chat for everyone who worked on the capital it’s so weird to say I love it this is a what a feat this is crazy what

Is this go down and fight okay he’s been selectionist how do we get out of here stop watching me someone come down here and help why are you guys just watching it thank you are they insanely good no you’re just bad I’m not it’s like a one-hit kill

Third round oh so there’s a different route you have to win three games in a row what the hell is this I got slain by girl boss could we get Drake’s in the chat for everyone that worked on this it’s amazing it was all incredible if you contributed thank you

Uh keep up the good work that was great that was wild