The Yogscast – Minecraft Mods – Bacterial Menace – Yoglabs

Please hello this what’s going on what’s up I’m in my office what what’s happening to the change the floor what’s going on do you like it no I don’t have you been in my office fiddling around yeah happy to change the floor of her what’s wrong

Look I thought we needed a new wooden it’s much softer on the feet than the old tiles softer I mean surely you know a thick shag will be much much more softer look you have to when you’re our age just have to get what you can it’s not much opportunities for thick

Shagging around here no no or any kind of shaking at all in fact your grabs isn’t really it for that it’s more clinical it’s more is this spruce wood it sort of soaks up all of the all the stains and the chemicals and stuff but i I’ve been putting it all down and

Manually and everywhere is it the hole no I’m finished [ __ ] oh right yeah you stopped here like what I got if you get tired well I decided that there was gonna be a better way to replace the thick to put down these lovely wood planks you’re gonna say

Thick shiny when you there’s a much better way to I can’t get off my mind now I know it’s one of those things once you’ve got shag on the brain there’s no we’re getting rid of this it go away so what well where were we yeah so I was thinking of replacing

Everything with this wooden floor I mean there’s gotta be a better way to do it yeah so I wish Lee into the bio weapon development a testing lab um I decided that what we could do is cuz I heard one of the typical ated quickly it doesn’t

Have to be for bad you know bio weapons could be generated and made for good purposes yeah bio weapon Reese has been used for a lot of good things now obviously this is a sterile work environment so yeah it’s your clone which is in their hazmat suit over there

So pop yourself in the in the clone Bay five rids of the clone with the oh hey Dean I’m good hello you feeling good in stereo and your steroid I think so yeah I well I’m not sure about this outfit though I’ll be honest be very

Careful right so there is some lab gear here okay over on over on the other week come LLL be fine so first of all we’re doing here is we need to breed some bacteria okay now okay first thing you did Syria is you grab grab the stuff

That’s up in this lab chest you first of all you’re gonna need a bacteria jammer which locally jams all of the bacteria in the area in case things get out of control very useful to have one of them right and there’s the recipe on the left

Here with the wool and the flowers is to make sponge okay right and the recipe on the right is to actually make the sponge it’s this stuff called must that you’ve already picked up so basically you know in sponges and breads a size of bacteria right that’s

Where they got penciled in for almond all that crap yeah from like moldy bread yeah yeah well I think it’s from was it from milk Aspergillus bacteria okay sure yeah all that stuff moldy bread grab the bedrock and the iron and the block gold out the middle

Of that as well you’re gonna need those so these three things okay so you’ve got some junk you’ve got some must in here which is just spongy bacterium out of bread okay and why do I need the bedrock gold and iron just hold on to that it’ll

Be useful so I’m gonna put you to work if this if this all goes to plan okay I’ll show you how cool the bacterial stuff I developed it’s okay but get the must out of here what you want to do is you want to place it under the water

Okay so if you can get up here and place it underneath right water soap with the lay of water on top of it so it will go moldering is that working that will work fine yet suppose I come down there we go over the course of some time lovely bit

A must that must will mold it down so must is moldy bread yeah and moldy bread press plus water yeah plus heat yep equal loads of bacteria that’s right these things here you see these bacterium colonies okay so grab all the bacterial colonies and all that crap in that chest

Okay and what we’re going to do is we got a place of bacterium colony down here on grass now this this bacteria is smart okay okay so if you place it down on the grass and then you put a block on top of it so something like this just

Say would write a bit of spruce from here okay or actually no actually just put grass on top of it so this this bacteria here okay eat anything that you tell it to eat so am i telling it to eat grass you are so if you put a lever on

It so I put a lever on the bacteria yep right hope you pull it listen it’s giving it electrical signal okay so it would work the rest I torch as well but what you’re doing is you’re looking at this weird little lawn okay it’s to a

Tank of must I don’t even know what must is I’m just believing everything that you’re telling me yes right you know you’re a master of chemistry yeah a block of bacteria that is one cubic meter that’s right with a lever that when I pull it it will tell it to eat

Grass do it okay okay so it’s gonna eat so now that’s all gone where’s all the bacteria gone disappeared is the air with breathing all died out cuz I’m nothing left to eat oh baby yeah yeah where’s all the dirt and muck left it’s just sort of cleaned at hours and it’s

Eat and everything gone gone smoother so disappeared it’s the surrounding right I can see that this would be incredibly dangerous why what do you mean well you know I could just sort of you know oh no you don’t do that Oh I mean don’t see and now now it’s just

Gonna eat all of the these oh [ __ ] of I may have destroyed the clone thing there oh good that’s quite bad we’ve barely even started this demonstration get this what’s going on look mister look but down here I’ve gotta see its way into the no that’s not good that’s where

The Ark of the Covenant is hidden there yeah so call the flooring oh god hang on there [ __ ] oh oh right okay yeah oh [ __ ] I just saw it and then it disappeared hang on oh yeah dirt below this floor oh god yeah yeah this is bad

Yeah this is bad sorry oh right okay a complete breach of the biosafety proportion I told you that it was dangerous start with it who’s the chairman he’s the bet – Jemma forgot about that they’ll stop it damn it okay why I stopped it in the lobby thought of

This earlier that was good actually that’s a good place right sure boy this might not be wooden floor isn’t busted it look I’ll just see it’ll be good as new just in a minute or two here we go thanks man yeah there we go okay see so let’s head back into the lab

Because we haven’t finished our research there we go good isn’t it I’m all out of blocks actually that’s fine I’m gonna need a bit more a bit more wood okay don’t worry we’ll handle it I’m sure we can get some more of that word just careful it’s fall for any of these holes

Because there’s a very long drop into the warehouses it should really install some ceilings as well as just floors no this just like dirt here must be a bit on a dirty face your laps or mounds of dirt we didn’t we dug it out of the dirt

And by the way I do I was – it’s a viral testing so this is the control group here you see okay aa group of trees these are just nice normal trees so these guys are in control yeah so it’s not you in control they’ve run the whole little sapling the whole

Of York labs oh this here is the t-ten t8n three parts per million of virus exposure so the idea was to it to expose the virus a bit of must t8n three parts per million it’s fine they don’t look like they’ve really mutated very much

Ta stand for I don’t know I don’t know is it the name of the bacteria or virus Shawn I’ll let you think up an actual is it a bacteria or a virus it’s both okay he’s a bacterial virus ta keo Boris he could have named it after like I don’t

Know someone he didn’t like really been what you mean Wow wait you didn’t even think it popped into a head but well Ben doesn’t begin with a T been to this this would be 10 G min this would be been three so been three was obviously very

Successful oh and it was deadly to a full life Oh God and even whatever it was on and and this one the number 17 if the test was a was a terrific success but also it just annihilated everything so even like the ground it was always

Gone yeah where is this just just merely destroyed all life yeah okay that’s right I mean that’s quite bad as well isn’t it let me destroy your last mad but destroying everything is pretty much worse usually so at least these tanks aren’t you know it’s probably got

Premised Foley best not to let me near any my sector to see you cook all right so the thing which I didn’t show you yet was the next kind of colony which you can modify your bacteria in to go to replace a collie so grab a bucket a

Larva oh that’s music to my ears shall I take the water as well [ __ ] sure you know maybe ya useful right so grab the bucket of lava and place it up so you need to place a replace a collie down above the water so on this on this

On this blocks off above the water and then here no next to it then put the larvae in the top here so no one yeah no no no on the other side yeah no here no we’re above the water we can pull that no below that yes why don’t you just

Tell me just pointing I can’t see you points it’s gonna describe the location the top of it what here Oh Oh God so it’s supposed to turn more into lava but you’re an idiot Oh Oh God [ __ ] you look at it now right doesn’t matter I mean we could we could do it

Again but don’t worry we’ll do we’ll do the liquid transfer afterwards oh look I can just I can replace the water here this is okay Oh actually I’ve only got what I don’t know there we go we’re still of water there okay so if I put the water here

Then I got a sort oh no nearly hi Nev there we go oh they go you don’t you to do sources it will actually just do any flowing block as well so let’s pull the lever and it may set you on fire just want you

Oh oh my god oh my god that was close that’s how it works that’s good isn’t it so you turned water into lava I did much like Jesus it’s that what Jesus did no no he turned them into fishes he turned water into fish yeah that’s

Weighted then he fed them he broke he throwed the fish what do you feed a fish a fish food what do you think give a fish a man and he will eat for a day you feed actually a lot fish eat other fish will he build up don’t be ridiculous

Well tuna do another smaller fish do as well a lot fish eats to Nate well the tuna melts tuna don’t need to the other thing I eat soon amounts amaya tuna you’re not a fish oh my piano tuner I don’t know in a past life maybe hmm so

Did you check the inbox of your things to do list did you do that yeah I always check that you know set your briefing first thing in the morning when I get up like that’s a lie straight away I check to see my to-do list and there’s the other lie okay well you

Know let’s check it now then let’s check it now it’ll be very careful yeah there’s a few go do be careful double-oh-seven there’s a few holes whoa maniac ciao this is dangerous okay where where is my to-do thing in your office probably in box where uh let’s see in

Box in box oh it’s here it’s in the dispenser thing by the door remember oh right okay yeah yeah yeah honey – Ernie oh I see honey do list yes very clever Thanks very clever did you think that would make me read it you know if you

Put a pun in it little clever little trick yeah sort of a trick used to do work so if what’s on the list oh my god it says this says something about recording a video in World of Warcraft to do with boss fights when did I last

Check this how out of date is that oh my god those there was years ago my goodness yeah but there’s there’s a more recent entry fix new pipe leak yep I so I know that’s interesting well the pipe I thought wait to get stuck in and do

This whatever it’s easy now we’ve got this bacteria we have fix things with no problem fixing what leaky pipes of bacteria yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah that seems a bit hazardous doesn’t it why would it be hazardous oh well see the boats back that’s good it’s good to see

So obviously the the pipe there okay turn the light on as you can see is a pipe is is leaked yeah there’s some water coming out of that isn’t there that’s been is that been there for like forever pretty much yeah well there’s a new leak look it’s getting even rustier

Up there so you might what first of all girl want you to clean up the leak I’m gonna clean up the rust all right I’ll get I’ll get on that okay I’ll just this might take a while that’s all right up you go that’s why you’re eatin your you know oh yeah I’m

Still I’m still one of my hazard suit clones yeah it’s a good idea am I always a clone now I’ve sort of lost track yeah well that real one of you is too precious yours like sealed away in the sea oh we don’t well we don’t want to

Lose the original I mean though the clothes are expendable and also you’re never gonna age if you’re in the clothing fad you know you’re gonna stay young forever hey that explains a lot useful isn’t it yeah you use clones instead if you’re a robotic how you doing up there

I’m pretty much up here yeah yeah I’m up here okay I’m on top of the pipe so stop that leak right because this Tainted leak potato water has got been polluted very a long time this land is disgusting I know it helps just plug it with a few

Blocks or something what sort of well right the iron and stuff no don’t use the iron we need that later we’re gonna use that for something else okay play it with some wood or something and then try and get to there here I’ve got some cobblestone I got some must okay grass blocks

I’ve got iron doors should I use an iron door just just just use whatever you can just stop the water flowing off the edge okay and then no now it’s flowing the other way oh hang on no no I got this okay oh no that’s from both ways Oh God

Okay hang on no now I got this I got this Oh copy I’ll just stick some stone there hang on here we go come on pipe engineer I’m not a pipe engineer I don’t know what I’m doing Louie okay good you’ve stopped that skin flow okay now you see that rust that’s

Around the pipe that orange rusts your interest yeah okay put a block of replacer on it and replace it with some some some iron the iron block yeah and I’m blocked over look of iron yeah so the block of wine goes on top yep and leave it goes on the replacer yep and

Then I flick that yep and then it opens the door oh it’s working beautifully double the rust fantastic oh that’s good that is good job so what you can actually do I can get that block back as well as you can get that book back and then you can make this actually this

Entire pipe out of a better material so it doesn’t rust in future bedrock that’s right use bedrock yeah cuz bedrock is like invulnerable isn’t it to everything yeah that’s what we want to melt our pipes out 50k so right bedrock and then leave her and

Then should they be stood on it at the time yeah the whole point that it’s nice that is really nice sad he’s amazing oh it’s beautiful it’s a lot cleaner sleeker your shiny new Oh lovely Oh